"How exactly do you lose a t-rex?" When you forget to cherish her

I still maintain that my idea for a sequel where Blue gets a job as a small town sherriff in the Midwest and everyone speaks and responds to her as if she was a normal human being would have been a more entertaining watch.

No, no, no, he's not taming the dinos with his hand, they just know he's Mario, so they're submitting to avoid getting Fire Flowered.

The "thing roars for no reason" cliché is funnier every time I notice it. Imagine chasing a rabbit around in order to eat it and just screaming at it once in a while for a laugh

The Jurassic Park sequels bring to mind Ian Malcolm's wise words, something to the effect of "they spent so long worrying about whether they could make it happen they never stopped long enough to consider whether they should!"

JP Dominion felt like an OK ScyFy channel original movie.

I absolutely hated how they handled the Giganotosaurus. Collin said that it was basically the dinosaur version of The Joker, wanting nothing more to see the world burn. Not only was that rather stupid, the Giga was ultimately not even a villainous creature. it was being depicted as just a regular animal from beginning to end, yet for it's climatic scene in the end was treated as a triumphant moment of victory that should be given to a villain

This movie made me laugh so hard. Some of the shots actually made me yell out "What the actual F**k?" Woke my husband up a couple times. He couldn't even stay awake long enough for all of the explosions and death.

Deckers reviews are so damn entertaining, he's gotten so good at these things in almost every case I'd rather watch his reviews than the actual movies

Honestly you could just see the 'eh? eh? do you see us hitting the 'NOSTALGIA' button?' with this one. Even right down to putting the adults from the OG movie in outfits that suspiciously resemble their outfits from the first film; I'm honestly surprised they didn't somehow manage to dig up Lex and Tim for this one.

Owen Thunderguns is the first protagonist that I've ever seen who had a plot shield along with their plot armor.

Fun Fact: Much like in the first film, all the Dilophosaurus in *"JURASSIC WORLD: Dominion"* were portrayed by practical effects instead of CGI.

The sequence with the Therizinosaur is genuinely tense, it's one of the few moments that's allowed to breathe and actually be scary, so it's a shame almost no time was spent talking about it but the review is long enough as is so I completely understand. Also, while it doesn't really make sense why it would actively search for her, when you realise it's blind it makes perfect sense why it would be super aggressive to anything around it. It wouldn't live very long otherwise.

The Dino in the lumberyard had me thinking of the Flintstones opening credits. I wanted someone to slide down its tail like Fred

I viewed Alan's response to the teenage girls less like "I guess I'm just stuck in my ways" and more "I'm so Godamn tired of entertaining these stupid people."

The scene of Owen choking out the dilo and yelling at it to "go on, git!!" like he's shooing away an ornery coyote is probably the dumbest thing I've seen of that year. Someone actually wrote that scene out, put it into story boards, put it in the script, had the actors rehearse it, filmed it, edited it, and (I'm assuming) showed it to test audiences before the debut and not ONE person said "hey guys that scene was pretty fucking dumb". It just baffles me to Hell

Owen needs to tell the dinos to talk to the hand to truly fit into Arnold’s family

i've kinda fallen out with this franchise so i'm extremely grateful to have your videos, decker!

It's definitely a Decker Shado version of justifying an ultra convenient plot by the plot itself by going, *"Naaah, it'll be fine."*

Kayla: (having plane modified) "And don't forget the ejector seat." Mechanic: "You sure you just need one?" Kayla: "I work alone. It'll be fine." Mechanic: "Are you sure you don't want it to be, you know... the PILOT'S seat?" Kayla: "No no no, I like a challenge."

Those people at the drive-in could have literally jumped in the Rex's mouth and it wouldn't have eaten them. T-Rex from the first trilogy would have though.

Let's have a beer everytime Decker says: "how conviniennnnt"

Man B.D. Wong's character is different in each movie haha

14:45 "Tim certainly does" about killed me like that fence did Tim.

Jurassic Convenience 3: TALK TO THE HAND! Definitely is a more suitable title, considering the focus on Chris Pratt's hands.

Weilding the power of "The Hand" I'll slap that like button and notification bell

The T-Rex can never win on it's own and that pisses me off

Everyone using the hand to calm down Dinosaurs Me: What do you think you are, some kind of Jedi, waving your hand like that?

This movie gives me rise of Skywalker vibes,because instead of following through on what the previous movie promised the studio thought it would be best to try and please everyone by playing it safe,and ended up not pleasing anyone

I loved the bit when Rexy said "And I... am... all the Rexies"

Mad you didn't even say "Dodgson, we've got Dodgson here!" once.

i really liked "Jurassic Park" (1993) ... if they ever make any other films, i hope there good ! I feel the same about "MIB" (1997), if they ever get around to making more. . . . i hope their good !

You had me at “chase scene with dinosaurs.”

Never watched the extended cut or battle at big rock before, so it's neat seeing some stuff that's new

I was really hopping this movie wouldn't suck. But on the bright side, I now get to watch all my favorite youtubers tear it apart. So, that's something...

Holy crap, I actually got a notification. Awesome job as always decker.

So we have locusts, fire falling from the sky, and Velociraptor Jesus. I thought Decker already reviewed the Velocipastor?

Jurassic World: Power of the Hand ✋

Wonderful review, you, sir, made my day thanks to the power of " the hand" ! Just wish I could get proper notifications of new videos to keep up with your good work, but I guess manually checking is the only way to be sure. Damn algorythm is as magically effective as those ridiculous locusts...

Malcom and Wu both brought up the "genetically modified theme park monster" bit just last film. So Grant not mentioning it there seems less like it wasn't thought of and more like Grant should probably have been more clear on how much he literally didn't care about that girl's opinion.

Dino druidism is an interesting progression tree and Owen put so many points into temporary hypnotism.

I cared more about the rivalry between Rexy and the Gigantosaurus than the rest of the plot of this movie.

Why does CloneGirl have an English accent? Part of the plot of the last one was that she had an American accent and she was told to speak in an English one because the farmer from Babe wanted his daughter back and she apparently had that accent.

I’ve been gone for a while. Thank you Decker after talking about your own tribulations, I took the time to deal with mine. Thank you to the Patrons for keeping our man alive. Collectively I am definitely in the top 10 for watch time.😂

Lost count how many times Decker exclaimed "HOW CONVENIENT"

I want to see Decker on EFAP, no clue what they would cover but I want it now.

It feels like they had like three different half baked ideas for a movie and decided to cram them all together.

I love that right at the end we learn deckers a fan of EFAP, I was planning to watch 1 of their vids next😂😂

I love how smart and entertainingly funny Decker's reviews are. Spot on. They should consult him before releasing movies. That'd probably improve the final result a ton. This review is way more entertaining than the actual released movie.

There were so many problems with this film that even in your 45 minute video you still couldn't cover them all. First we had the problem of the movie being roughly 7 or 8 different stories all rolled into one. You had Owen, Claire and Maise, living in the wilderness because they were hiding from "People" who might want Maise since she was a clone. Except that doesn't make sense since the only 2 people in Fallen Kingdom who knew she was a clone before Owen and Co. learned it was Maise's Father/Grandfather and the guy whose name wasn't important. Both of them died in the film and there's no reason Owen or the others would be telling people this so them being in hiding doesn't hold up since at no point in Fallen Kingdom do Maise and Dr. Wu meet for him to know that the geneticist had cloned herself. Secondly Dr. Wu had been doing these genetic experiements on the park since the first movie, since it makes no indication that time has not been progressing normally, it is safe to assume that when the films released is accurate to the time period, meaning that Maise is far too young to be a clone of the woman who "really invented cloning" because she would have had to be cloned before the events of Jurassic Park (1993) so thirty years has passed until we get to Fallen Kingdom, meaning that this woman had been working on cloning AFTER the first park failed so there's no point in time that this makes sense unless the cloning process for a human took roughly 18 years to get a human baby and that would still require Maise's mother to start at the time the first park shut down. Meaning the inclusion of all this stuff just muddles everything because it simply could not have happened. Thirdly, the plot about Biosyn creating genetic locust for the purpose of controlling the world's food supply would have a better place in a James Bond film than Jurassic Park because we just spent the last two movies about dinosaurs and how man kind is incapable of living along side them, but now these locusts are the main focus and not at all Blue or Maise. Barring the fact that if this information got out it would cause everyone who worked at Biosyn to be brought up on charges of treason and crimes against humanity, the locusts would not have been allowed to be a problem like this for as long as it was before the national guard was brought in. But this franchise explicitely prohibits humans from killing dinosaurs on screen. Realistic response to some of the dinosaurs roaming around would have been F15's tomahawk missiling them back to extinciton. At minimum you would have roaming bands of poachers or just people not okay with a T-Rex roaming the area hunting down the animals. The film never addresses the actual moral implications of cloned animals in the wild because there is now no longer an argument against poaching endangered species, nothing is endangered anymore. Whoops all the rhinos are gone, bah whatever just clone some more. And since there is some type of genetic memory implied by Rexy and the Giga fighting, one could argue murder isn't as bad since you can just clone the victim. The biggest selling point of this film had been the return of the old cast to meet the new, except they are on screen together, roughly 10 minutes at best and they don't really do much besides, "You were at the old park." "You were at the new park" that's not interesting enough when you have these two different types of people. One group had been there to see the first park collapse and the other was a Raptor trainer and Claire ran the damn thing. A complete missed opportunity to really get some interesting moments with them. But in terms of narrative the film hyped itself up as the consequence of releasing these dinosaurs and how there are so many in the wild, yet that entire plot takes a back seat and when the film ends we just get a cut to them outside Washington about how humans will learn to coexist, despite the massive problems of creatures like this just roaming around. More should have been done. Another complaint was that these new films have absolutely done everything they can to avoid mentioning Lost World and JP3. What could have been small moments of people having things like raptors, stegos, compies, etc. running and you showing Ian's Daughter, Sara, the Kirby family who had been through the islands helping the dinos, helping the people and so on to deal with the problems being faced. Nothing, no getting John Hammonds grand kids to be running a program to help save the dinos. No mentions for any of them at all.

This film honestly broke my heart, this and Godzilla have always been my childhood franchises and to see this film and feel dread from the writing and pacing, and once again like most situations the original actors are the only ones bringing soul into the sequels.

Hey, remember that movie Jurassic Park? That was really good, it's probably a good thing that they never made any sequels, they would have just screwed them up. -me from the best time-line.

My biggest issue would be how a hairless, featherless sauropod could possibly survive fkn snow, there's a reason elephants don't frequent Siberia

I had high hopes for this movie when I saw it theaters but I felt very disappointed. To me the theri was my favorite dino in this movie

39:51 🦖:"Look I did the thing!!" 🔥🦗🔥: "So?"

21:15 gotta love how the raptors are happy to risk falling out of a plane at 100mph into the ocean just to chase a laser pointer like a kitty

33:33 I almost spit out my coffee. "Desperately trying to get into an accident!!!!"

The ad timing was great. During the Malta chase scene "where are they going?" Cuts to a door dash advert on a bike 🤣🤣🤣

The "But wait! He as another hand..." got me.

Nice shout out to Mauler at the end there.

I literally searched for this yesterday and was sad that it wasn’t there. Now it is long live the hair…and Decker.

A dino review by decker *grabs the popcorn* let's a go!!!!

this man's humor is S+ tier

'We have demonitized your video due to depicted violence. We interrupt this demonitized video with a video game ad depicting nothing BUT violence.'

I'm kind of surprised that Daniella Pineda is still getting work after she tanked the Cowboy Bebop show.

Only "The Internet Personality With the Best Hair" can make a review of a really bad movie a really good review.

"He slid into my dms" "How do you do fellow kids?" Lmao

dodgeson? WE GOT DODGESON HERE

Jurassic January extension in Ferocious February :D

oh goodie! before watching, I just gotta say....As someone who 1: actually liked Jurassic park 5 we're in a mansion now and still thought this was like the turd of a dog that ate glitter; kinda fancy looking but still shit underneath. 2: Likes Decker, and just wants all the best for him, yet knows he is at his most entertaining when he is suffering... I am gonna love the beautifull aneurism he is gonna have from this.

Hi decker loved this review made my night as all your reviews do can’t wait for you to finally get around to doing prey one day keep up the great work

The phrase "spared no expense" gets so dark if your headcanon is John Hammond's grandkids were clones.

Really enjoyed this longer review

Holy shit KZfaq actually recommended me your review. First time I've not had to go search it out in months

You are so right about the lack of biomes in the Biosyn valley Decker. I was expecting a bit more biodiversity and open fields.

6:09 🎵🎵You’ve got the touch! You’ve got the power! Yeah!🎵🎵

I didn’t hate it, but I was really underwhelmed. I think there are ideas in the film that could’ve worked, but of course that didn’t happen. I will say the only positives I have are that it introduces new species for the public to learn about. And plus it didn’t kill off the original cast so that’s an achievement.

I have already watched this review like 10 times and keep watching it. Thank you for giving us the "power of the hand"! Had me laughing so hard.

34:02 and this is where the suspense of disbelief shattered for me. It's not a t.rex from the original batch so they can't say it doesn't see them when they're not in view and there is half a dozen people right there. Kill someone. Jurassic Park was a horror movie dressed in an action movie trench coat. This is cardboard placed in different scenes and we're told they're in danger.

"Blue has defeated the power of the hand, leaving Owen completely defenseless." "But wait! He has another hand." Lost it at this point and had to take a break for 5 min.

Shout out to the longman!!

Am I watching this again and commenting just to push the algorithm? Maybe. Maybe I just need more decker in my life. Keep on keeping on man, we love you

I was wondering what happened to u I was like I started to feel like I didn't see any notification in a while then I checked a month ago Glad 2 see u back big guy an with the Jurassic Park Franchise!

lmao someone vfx in lightning spitting raptors LOL

Glad your back Decker

Nice to see you, Decker.

My gf tried to leave me, but by the power of THE HAND was her mind dissuaded

Hilarious video good sir. Thanks for always being so entertaining while breaking movies and even peppering in some education.

Owen always comes in "handy" ✋

That was my complaint with the raptors. I was in the theater thinking "You guys have guns use them!!!!"

It's a good thing I didn't waste my time watching this in the theater. Your review made this actually tolerable.

"The biggest carnivore the world has ever seen." The Spinosaurus from Jurassic Park 3 looked bigger than this.

I like this video. Especially Decker entering the movie via green screen part.

High quality review once again from Decker Shado. Good shit, dude! I've seen people call you a rip-off Nostalgia Critic, but I've started watching some of his work lately and he's so cringe. I don't care who came first, you do it better. Your sense of humor is better and you don't make my ears bleed with your voice.

Didn't get a notification this time! Great video though atleast I came to see if you uploaded and you did

In the original Jurassic Park book InGen has two sources of DNA. The main one is amber but they also grind up dinosaur bones to extract DNA remnants. Most of where BioSyn got their info and data was stolen from the old parks facilities when it was shut down after the first movie.

Great video, your one of the funny critics and not one of the annoying ones. Always appreciated that.

I haven't seen the new jurassic world yet so will have to wait to watch your review. In the meantime here's a 👍 untill I'm caught up and ready to watch your new video. Keep up the good work Decker.

I remember somewhere I read the new dinosaur of this flick was compared to be like the Joker, for some odd reason.

This movie could have been a live action Cadillacs and Dinosaurs... it had so much potential.