Jurassic Park teaches us there's no ethical way to bring dinosaurs back to life. But what about the UN-ethical ways?! From endangering the public to selling dino secrets to the military, here are the least-ethical things going down at our dinosaur park so far. Enjoy!

Me: So pure... So beautiful... *stegosaurus tramples park goers* Me: Majestic creatures~

lol "little timmy needs a clear view so he can accurately describe this moment to his therapist in 20 years time" - Outside Extra

"Ooh, Aah," that's how it always starts. But then later there's running and screaming. Now that's Chaos...

"Yes, drop it right here, in the crowd of innocent tourists" "But sir, why?" "Becasue on this island, I am God"

*You* say 'least ethical'. *I* say 'most fun'.

OPEN THE DOOR GET ON THE FLOOR EVERYBODY PLAY GOD WITH DINOSAURS

For real tho, that stego was straight up frolicing thru that crowd 😂

I started laughing for five minutes when they dropped the raptor by that large crowd. It was hilarious to watch it make such a dramatic entrance!

"Daw, someone's going to be sleeping well tonight" That's because of all the tranquilizers.

Day 1: Park opens Day 50: Park Profitable, Guests Entertained. Day 100: Park Profits fall, Guests Bored. ACU Team sent on Holiday. Day 101: Dinosaur Rampage, Park improvement Funding Cancelled.

Five minutes in: I'm totally going to be responsible and shit. Two hours in: YEAH, eat those tourists Blue!

I remember whenever I first started this game, I grinded to unlock enough DNA to recreate a T-Rex. I was so proud of myself when I unlocked the genome. Then an idea popped into my head. What would happen if I created a bunch of T-Rexes, and put them all in the same enclosure? As it would turn out: COMPLETE CARNAGE. As I soon discovered, apparently the Tyrannosaurus Rex is claustrophobic. Within the first ten minutes or so, one of them busted through the iron gates and started rampaging through my park, chowing down on tourists like they were a buffet. This little jailbreak also gave the Velociraptors a lovely little day out, as they very quickly followed suit and joined in on terrorising the guests. A few emergency dispatches later, and the monstrous reptiles were subdued and repairs were made. Some other little escapades on my parks include: • A stressed Edmontosaurus developing claustrophobia and breaking out of the enclosure. • A mass breakout of disease amongst my herbivores. • A carnivore making a lovely little snack of one of my herbivores whenever my naive ass decided that putting a meat eater with herbivores was a good idea whenever I first played the game. • Multiple blackouts. • A Velociraptor finding a random HOLE in my electrified iron fence and making a break for it to see how many tourists it could wolf down before ACU came in.

Releasing a dinosaur just to see what happens sounds an awful lot like my entire strategy for playing Zoo Tycoon: Dino edition back in the day

First rule of Dinosaur Fight Club: Don’t delve too deeply into the ethics of Dinosaur Fight Club.

If there is a way to make every dino super small, i really want to do it. I mean who wouldnt want a Beagle Sized T-Rex?

> watches video > convinced to buy game > puts game in cart > looks at bank account > cries > buys game > downloading application > 483.4 MB/11.032 GB (3 Hours Left) > looks at time > 5:15 pm > leaving for airport at 7 > won't be back for a week > depression

Luke's right. Seeing dinosaurs fight each other is the whole point of Jurassic Park. Sure, the Tyrannosaurus LOOKS like it would make short work of the Procompsognathus with a single step......but how can we know for sure?

... So who else wants the 100 slide powerpoint video? Man I love dinosaurs.

Xtra: Someone's sleeping well tonight~ Stegosaurus: *_AURAAAAAAURAAAR_*

Air lifting that veloceraptor into the crowd of people was hilarious and my favorite

How do we know the dino animation is so good? Whos to say dinosaurs didnt float around in a t-pose??

"Dignity. Always dignity." Props for the deep cut Singin' in the Rain reference!

0:33 People in the background are cheering when a dude gets eaten.

Will you be able to train raptors like Starlord did?

I just want someone to shout during dinosaur rampage, "What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesawus!"

It's midnight and I just woke up my neighbours laughing watching the freaking stegosaurus running like ''Excuse me! Coming through!!''

Back in JPOG I used to play properly until I got a 5* park, then I had a little fun... I would wait until I hit as many guests as possible and delete the exit. Then I would stop letting food come out of the dino feeders. And then I would remove all pathways so the 100+ guests were stuck on a 10x10 path block (with restrooms of course, I'm not a monster) And then I would install a turret on each corner of this 10x10 block And then I would use the cheat code to delete all fences. Oh, running low on Raptors? Time for the next wave! Can't wait to do something similar here, although I haven't seen turrets yet, I guess the guests will get to experience Halo Reach's Lone Wolf mission for themselves!

Me: "Life finds a way" Also me: *Presses the 'OPEN GATE' button*

Maybe adding pretty colours to a Triceratops wasn't the way to go. Give it some eagle DNA, it'll be able to assassinate all the T-Rexes.

I’m pretty sure attaching Lasers to the Dino’s head is unethical, this message was for Jane.

Not satisfied with their nigh-impregnible metal boxes with cannons on top that can hit a target from 2 miles away while moving 60 km/hr in any given direction crewed by trained soldiers, the Army has tasked us with making a slower, stupider, less capable combat platform that doesn't understand civilian casualties or friendly fire, is practically unarmored, has no loyalties, and can only fight effectively in melee. We questioned this, but they assured us that this plan CANNOT backfire tactically, strategically, economically or politically in any way! Whatever! Lets grab us some taxpayer greens!

10:47 “Delivery has been completed”😭😂

11:14 'someone's gonna sleep well tonight!*' *after I pump them full of tranquilizers...

Oh no The Dino’s escaped! *Glares at Jane who is near a open door marked CAUTION T-Rex 🦖*

Spent pretty much all day playing this on release day. While I’d hesitate to say it’s worth the $60 price tag, it IS hilariously fun most of the time. I had a combined power sabotage + tropical storm that happened to also result in a double breakout from both my herbi and carni pens... my 6 gene-modded, combat-trained dilophosaurs feasted well that day...

0:35 the crowd cheering in the background as he gets eaten know exactly what they came to the park for. Radical.

I had Jurassic Park Genesis and would ACCIDENTALLY forget to build a section of fence for all but the most vegan of dinosaurs.

I saw this list's title and I must say that I'm slightly disappointed. Where is the option to open an 19th century textile mill, staffed exclusively by dinosaurs?! I didn't put those velociraptor's hands on the wrong way for nothing!

*opens gate that will mostly likely lead to a lot of deaths* luke: whoopsie

Ahh yes the good old days where Dinosaurs were purely the revenue of money hungry oil tycoons, now the staple of theme park owners. Business finds a way

Yes yes, an orderly park, amazing. *opens gates while cackling maniacally*

Okay, but if someone poisons my precious dinosaurs, do I get the option to airlift them into a raptor pen? I mean, my park will be purely made of herbivores because Ornithischia and Sauropods ftw, but I'd be willing to clone some meaty bois in order to punish unruly employees.

"Accidently" tranqs tourists when carnivore dinosaurs escapes. Multiple times.

9:47 just like "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!!" you might as well yell "RELEASE THE DINOAURS!!!!!"

If the dinos have 1 too many to drink they at least have Heli Uber to carry them home.

It's interesting to see Luke's philosophy degree at play here. Unleash killer dinosaurs on an unsuspecting public? Ellen asks why. Luke asks why not.

hears about this game..."great, a overpriced facebook game with better graphics..." sees dinosaur eat human..."i must have this..."

This game needs a dinosaur battle royale mode Kappa

If I played this game, it would be for the expressed purpose of amassing an army of dinos that I would improve upon until the day came that I would release them unto the world to do my bidding. No Italian plumber, Turok, or redhead named Regina will stand a chance against me and my army! Mwahaha!

0:50 that roar is badass af haha

"Animations are sooo good" *shows TRex and Spino just staring at each other.

I will name my first Dilophosaurus "Dennis" :D

That "too long and too boring video"... I want it!

Wait, it is UNETHICAL to have a Dinosaur Fight Club?

Good, they gave the Spinosaurus a better estimated size. It was not the super huge monster people thought. Even if Spino was of the same size or slightly bigger, it’s jaw strength was FAR less than Tyrannosaurus, who has the strongest estimated Bite force of all LAND animals in the fossil record., and would end up snapping Spino’s neck like a twig, where as Spino, who doesn’t even have the usual serrations on its teeth, wouldn’t be able to do much with its jaws other than scratch him, and wouldn’t be able to hold on. His claws would be his best defense but that’s it.

9:47 the velociraptor just looks so confused as he turns his head to look at the camarasaurus

“Out of the way dinosaurs, I gotta test the handbrake on this thing” - did Luke just get possessed by Mike for a second?!

*_Why does the compound look like the main camp from Terra Nova? That TV show from 2011._*

Great, now part of me wants to get this game and do EVERYTHING on this list

I must admit, I wasn't sold on this game when you mentioned it previously but after that video I'm definitely onboard. Flee park goers flee!😁

Can we, by chance, get "another much longer much more boring video that features a hundred slide powerpoint on deinonychus"?

I’m going to recreate the plot of original movies all leading up to the Irex fight in the middle of the main Plaza

This reminds me of zoo tycoon especially when they had the dinosaur expansion. My younger sister and I spent a lot of time just letting the animals loose on unsuspecting park guests with no way out. Ah those were the day. I totally want this game though it seems like it would be really enjoyable.

10:43 Park Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen! Its time for another round of of Turok: Get the Monkey!!!

I always wanted a better Operation Genesis. Does anyone remember that at all?

That stegosaurus certainly looked happy,look at her go! So cute

and we still have no idea how they'll transport Brachiosaurus'

I literally did a spit take at the “dignity, always dignity” line. Thanks for the red wine on my top Luke! 🙈

The spinosaurus should be fairly larger than a trex if memory serves correct

Can’t get over the stegosaurs running through the crowd😂

I've already commented on this video, but honestly I am re-watching this over and over again, the writing is hilarious, and witty. It gets straight to the point, fantastic I subscribed even if I'm not interested in your other content.

I'm fairly certain 99% of games today are based on the findings written in Janes manifesto for world domination.......

We want the long video with the Powerpoint now Luke. You better get preparing, or I'll call in the velociraptors.

Watching this brings me back to my time as a director of a zoo. Every time there was an "escape" it brought such joy to me.

00:53 this is my dinosaur favorite ^u^ 06:03 i'ts me or that T-rex is so big? 06:06 Yeah!!! Épic battle!!!

11:14 yeah, but now some people won't sleep at all tonight

From what I see, George Lambert isn't the smartest.

I don't think I've ever choked on my food that many times laughing while watching a video. Subbed

Wow, this reminds me so much of a more modern Zoo Tycoon, particularly seeing as Zoo Tycoon 2 had an extinct animals expansion.

Least ethical way to run a KZfaq channel. Hire two lovely co-hosts, put them in a video mine with lava pits, terrifying creatures and cages hanging high in air.

*door opens* OH NO! LIFE FOUND A WAY!!!

All those happy people.... They just wanted to see the attractions..... Little did they know...... THEY WERE THE ATTRACTIONS!!!

Well done! I just started playing this game yesterday. Uh, went broke the first time. But today was kicking ass and taking names. I never thought to purposely release a carnivour onto the visitors. Bravo on your wicked originality.

“Why settle for a dinosaur in boring old beige just because that’s how it would’ve looked in its own time?” Do I detect a hint of bitter sarcasm here Luke?

Has Luke finally reached Nirvana?

When I play JWE: OREO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!? Me: I have done the will of Chaos

I’m dying from laughter because of “lowering a Velociraptor into a crowd of guests”

...Am I the only one who'd really like to watch that much longer video of the inaccuracies in the Jurassic franchise and how dinosaurs really looked and acted? ^^;

Jurassic Park Operation Genesis was my jam back in the day! So pumped for this

I loved the raptor being lowered at the end. It's the appropriate response to seeing a live raptor.

Watching the Stegosarus plow through a horde of people gives me life

But the main question can i modify them to have feathers?

After a visit to Luke's park, the visitors are a little dino-sore

*trex eyeballing mass of park goers through the fence* *gate opens* me: what dont look at me like that. you totally wouldeve done it yourself.

That raptor that gets lowered into the crowd looks so confused. "Wh-where am I? ...Why is everybody running?"

Is it possible to "accidentally" tranq your guests?

For all those who agreed with my comment about wanting to Luke play this - VICTORY! Now we just need a proper Let’s Play...

Finally the anniversary of operation genesis is here. Edit: scratch anniversary more like injected with steroids.

9:50 Raptor: Nope. I don't want ANYTHING to do with that.