Just As Kahless Intended...

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3 ай бұрын

Happy April Fools. a fine meme... to add to my collection.
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@wyrmshadow4374 3 ай бұрын

You've never heard Churchill unltil you've heard it in the original Klingon.

@robertkalinic335 3 ай бұрын

Grandma Churchill.

@thestanleys3657 3 ай бұрын

"The portable torpedo launcher seems a bit overkill"-everyone else "nothing is overkill for tribbles" -klingons 😂😂

@Sephiroth144 3 ай бұрын

My father was a firm believer in "There's no such think as overkill"; think I aaaaaaalmost convinced him from a resource angle (you're just wasting ammo)... at the very least, he didn't disagree.

@Amoschp524 3 ай бұрын

This sounds like a dream Worf would have had as a teenager.

@mleadenham1 2 ай бұрын

It sounds like something he'd post on r/Im14AndThisIsGLORIOUS

@thanqualthehighseer 3 ай бұрын

Quartermaster " YOU KILLED MR FLUFFLES! "

@weldonwin 3 ай бұрын

Well, that's another Blood Feud the captain has to deal with now

@Qardo 2 ай бұрын

@@weldonwinBold to assume the Quartermaster is still alive. For all we know. He was one of the three that tried to kill the Captain. Klingon command of a ship is pretty clear. If you kill the Captain. You end up being Captain.

@Sephiroth144 3 ай бұрын

Kahless's clone: This... is not even CLOSE to what I intended! What the f*** dude?!?

@BoisegangGaming 3 ай бұрын

"4 senior officers break into my quarters" #justklingonthings

@forexed8948 2 ай бұрын

that's rather ideal, it means instant promotion 4 ranks up

@QseftJohn 3 ай бұрын

The portable photon torpedo launcher is one of the stupidly awesome things in Star Trek and its a shame that it isn't seen the shows.

@ChairmanMo 3 ай бұрын

It is in the game Star Trek Elite Force 1 and 2.

@owenstockwood5040 3 ай бұрын

I guess you didn't notice that it was a Proton torpedo launcher, Star Wars Style! I don't know whether that was an honest mistake or part of the joke, which only makes it better.

@1zeisele 3 ай бұрын

It was a QUANATUM torpedo luncher in Elite Force 2 because of more DAKKA!

@thanqualthehighseer 3 ай бұрын

in a Boilmer voice " Hello, Isomagnetic disintegrator would like to have a word "

@QseftJohn 3 ай бұрын

@@1zeisele I forgot that weapon was quantum, star trek shooters games are something else.

@FrakkinGaiusBaltar 3 ай бұрын

*This truly hardened my Bath'leth*

@Yosh087 3 ай бұрын

I see what you did there LOL

@richard1701able 3 ай бұрын

then the captain realised that his officer were only bring him his raktajino.

@hudsonball4702 3 ай бұрын

This is why the 2A exists.

@VieVentar 3 ай бұрын

Lazertarg, Venom is going to cut off your Bloodwine supply for this.

@ilovenoodles6830 3 ай бұрын

Kor would be proud

@LARGO125 3 ай бұрын

I think this actually came from Dahar master Kor's personal logs...

@SuperGamefreak18 3 ай бұрын

Ah this is too good to be just an april fools video sounds like something that actually could happen on a Klingon ship lol

@xp8969 3 ай бұрын

It's only April Fools Day in Canada right now because the metric system doesn't have leap years, April Fools Day is tomorrow in the US and that's where Venom is from

@SuperGamefreak18 3 ай бұрын

@@xp8969 friend...my comment was on the fact that while its an april fools video, its something i'd believe to actually happen on a klingon ship

@dark_drakon6814 3 ай бұрын

@@xp8969 I'm almost sure there Venom He is British

@xp8969 3 ай бұрын

😂☠️😂@@dark_drakon6814 wooooosh

@xp8969 3 ай бұрын

😂@@SuperGamefreak18 you got wooshed too

@josephmontanaro2350 3 ай бұрын

Holy shit this is awesome! Quapla!!!

@VDiddy5000 2 ай бұрын

“It was the most important day in their lives…but for me, it was Tuesday.”

@robertkalinic335 3 ай бұрын

Normal Tuesday for Duras climbing the imperial ladder.

@patronlev1384 3 ай бұрын

no matter how many times i watch this its amazing, Qapla Venom Qapla

@CaptainActually1 3 ай бұрын

I love that there's a Klingon version of this!

@Relav1364 3 ай бұрын

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA... Chur'CHill! Son of Ran'DOlPh Love it

@weldonwin 3 ай бұрын

In actual fact, I think Klingons would actually like Winston Churchill. A warrior in his youth, with a reputation for extreme bravery under fire, then a war leader and or course a great orator and story teller... Also, he'll drink any Klingon under the table.

@Kyronea 3 ай бұрын

I dunno, the portable torpedo launcher is great for eliminating Neelix whenever you get the chance.

@Dragonangel426 3 ай бұрын

If I've learned anything from JISov (John Wick), you never kill the targ.

@michaelkenny7314 3 ай бұрын

*facepalms* First was the orginal meme. next was the Pony version of this meme. And Now we have the Kilngon version. I LOVE THIS TIMELINE!!!

@gnatinator 3 ай бұрын

Thanks for the laugh today, damn VGM, damn.

@randallmusgrave5138 3 ай бұрын

The real joke is it's the 31st

@barrybend7189 3 ай бұрын

Can we have a version done in Klingonese please.

@bloodysimile4893 3 ай бұрын

Weyoun 76: I created the perfect defense to lock Worf from after me and avoid breaking my neck. A close door. Damar accidentally opened the door to Worf' cell. Oops. How silly of me. Suppose I should get ready to meet 77.😏

@FreedomTrooper89 3 ай бұрын

American founding fathers just Watching this, clapping as they respond "See... the Klingons truly get it! Bravo Kahless! Bravo...."

@slavsquatsuperstar 3 ай бұрын

Okay, who gave out the first officer’s reserve bloodline to all the enlisted again?

@michaelmutranowski123 3 ай бұрын

does anyone call Kahless "The Unforgettable" after that one episode of the Original Series?

@Jay-ln1co 3 ай бұрын

Qapla!

@saalkz.a.9715 3 ай бұрын

That's a real KillingOn...

@AkenValle 3 ай бұрын

Brilliant!

@JimmyBlether 2 ай бұрын

>man portable photon torpedo launcher Hold on that sounds like an elite force reference

@occultatumquaestio5226 3 ай бұрын

Technically not April 1st here yet because of time zones. But a funny meme none-the-less. *Qapla'!*

@daanvos194 3 ай бұрын

It would be good if kahless sounded like churchill

@lugi895 2 ай бұрын

please do more parody's cause that was pure gold 10/10

@erickteixeira7251 3 ай бұрын

LMAO

@orionpax2115 3 ай бұрын

Great spin on it

@katsarelas1947 3 ай бұрын

I understand this reference!

@greyeshane7895 3 ай бұрын

Qapla my dude

@jimwegerer5988 3 ай бұрын

But HOW are you supposed to EAT the HEART of your enemy if you disintegrate them?

@weldonwin 3 ай бұрын

Isn't that just if they are a Worthy enemy?

@jimwegerer5988 3 ай бұрын

But I’m HUNGRY!@@weldonwin

@alexanderhamilton3482 3 ай бұрын

Yes love this

@eddierudolph8702 3 ай бұрын

That is funny

@haroldchase4120 3 ай бұрын

😂

@Jakedarkforce 3 ай бұрын

Qapla' 10/10 no notes!

@ARGHouse504 3 ай бұрын

HEGHLU'MEH QAQ JAJVAM!

@tgs9740 3 ай бұрын

the most american thing ever.

@vortega472 2 ай бұрын

Hey man, maybe lay off the cough syrup, seriously, you're scaring me.

@DarthRagnarok343 3 ай бұрын

QAPLA'

@nathanielmeade5731 3 ай бұрын

Qapla'

@user-tw8nh3fh2y 3 ай бұрын

😎😎😎

@NeoThomist-sd1ue 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@vincentpuccio3689 3 ай бұрын

God bless the second amendment

@NCC-72545A 3 ай бұрын

Okay, I know this was supposed to be funny, and it is, but... why? 🤨 I don't get the motivation of the script. 😦

@sonarcha1711 3 ай бұрын

This is a star-trekified version of the "I own a musket for home defence since that is what founding fathers intended" copypasta, not much else to understand beyond that.