Lol.. Such a strange phrase.

He said tax player

His brief case is holds his secret magic powers

Well it all depends on the perspective. Someone questioned his green card status and how her wife isn't British. So if defending oneself is alien then good lord we have been alien to this planet for a long long time!!

@dani cali Why should anyone shut up just because he's rich?

😂😂😂

He probably is as well.

🤣🤣🤣

😭💀😭

I think he’s anxious that’s why he says that?

So? To me that does not matter as long as he delivers and does what he needs to do...but I'm afraid noone of them does even if you can call them "mate"

@@CR-yn5syhe’s extremely out of touch, how he can be a man of the people when he belongs to the 1%, can you please make it make sense?

​@@brixtonaterwho do you want running the country ? A plumber ? A mailman ?

@@t.c.4321I’d take a competent plumber over an incompetent rishi sunak any day…

@@insidescuff Hahaha! Ok who would you choose for PM, Super Mario ? Have Luigi as Deputy ?

The kids are just props in the politicians' photo-ops. Sad really.

@@tara34952 Indeed. Good old propaganda, never gets old.

"hello kids, im your PM" kids: the hell is he on about? Is he our substitute teacher?

yes, its something to do with showing they care about 'young people' and getting votes ... deceptive and weird

@@AzguardMike kids who who their prime minister is hahahah

When the apocalypse comes, at least you get a clown to show you his "flower".

like something out of the office

Oof, his timing was just so perfect!

It genuinely hurts me in my heart. And, to clarify, I had a very fortunate upbringing. But, it's the fact that those words are, to him, a joke. That means something, and it isn't something good.

Same here😂😂😂😂

Here’s . . Rishi!!!

HERES LIZZY

lol

It's not an inspiring line-up. However. Truss strikes me as the greater liability. Let's not forget her ridiculous (and illegal) suggestion that Britons could fight in Ukraine if they wanted to. Swiftly corrected by the Minister for Defence.

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Same.

Maximum security psychiatric ward? Good idea. For Rishi to be locked in…

This was all standard British behaviour other than not having working class friends

Off you pop then

Except you are not the PM!!!!

ClickbaitJoe at it again

Exactly.

I would be an absolute joke 😂

Far from it! 😀 I'd have no problem in saying "Go hug a landmine" or "Maybe sell yourself like that coffee machine. From bean to cup."

😂😂😂😂

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Covid is less embarrassing?? best ive got,

@@Nine-Signs you win

@@Nine-Signs the clap should be a little bit of fun though!?

If anything, I like him more now!

@@GTA5Player1 true

True

Nah its mostly that he is a poo skin thats the issue.

The prime minister should be humble down to earth relatable, and should be able to stand up to the heat, all while delivering what the people of the country want, and not what rich scumbags and corporations want, so having a bumbling weird fool who is clearly entirely out of touch, and has no interest in the welfare of the British people is why this guy is an absolute bellend. What a joke.

You're joking? He's a modern day Alan Partridge in way over his head😂

Yea I mean I came here hoping to get a laugh... But he's actually fine by politician standards

Still doesn’t make him any worse of a PM

He was the best communicator in the whole clip and he didn't even speak 😂

@@bombski5657 I watched it 3 or 4 times for the comedy aspect. I couldn't stop laughing. 🤣

😂😂😂😂😂

I thought they were complaining about prices going up on basic food and drink

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Think he's high on Coke.

And he's supposed to be the normal one

@@kaushikprasad2653 There is no such thing as a "normal" Conservative.

I thought abt this a lot and his 'reply' troubled me until I realised his household is asian so no wonder he sounded 'odd' with his 'we all have different breads' ... of course they do ... ie nans, chapatis, popadoms etc etc i bet theres endless regional varieties; I use besan flour from India and kalunji and ajiwan seed, theres some good stuff to incorporate as homemade into my diet.

300th like 👍

😂😂😂

I honestly couldn’t tell you how much a pint of milk costs. I don’t think most people could (as most of us probably don’t buy single pints and get a family one) but you’d think politicians would rehearse the prices as it’s such an obvious question they’ll be asked. A loaf of bread can vary greatly. I buy a cheaper loaf about 50p but they can go up to a few quid, not sure who buys them for £3 mind you. The answer to this one should be baked into their memory though

I am not sure you know too much about where he comes from. He spent most of his youth waiting tables in an Indian restaurant.

@@simonj5615 didn’t he work in the family pharmacy?

@@DanielHarrisCodes Oh I do like what you did there😁😁 The price of a loaf of bread should be baked into the memory. Very very good Mr Harris. I believe his Father was a GP and his Mother a Pharmacist. Both worthy professions.

Welcome to the world of tory politicians

Fucking amen

I bet his favourite eggs are Faberge eggs.

Could just say I don't eat bread

Interviewer: "What's your favourite bread?' Politician: "Look, listen, before we came to power, the choice of bread on offer to consumers was less than what it is today, and I'm working every day to make sure that we continue to expand consumer choice when it comes to bread, and not go back to the old system of having less bread choices to choose from at the supermarket..." Interviewer: "What's your favourite bread?" Politician: "Look, I'm on this programme to discuss policies that honest, normal, working people across this country want to hear about, and if you'd let me finish...I think it's perfectly right that bread choices in our supermarkets are forever continually expanding so that the British consumer has the best choice of bread selection available to them" Interviewer: "What's your favourite bread?" Politician: "Listen, I'm not interested in going back to the dark days of smaller bread selections in our supermarkets, and I think your viewers will agree with me, and while you might be interested in trying to get me to name my favourite type of bread, I don't think that's what your viewers, or indeed the wider British public will be interested in as they sit around their breakfast table this morning"

just thought was having a fumbling moment tbh. he really isnt that weird. Quite charismatic, way more than Starmer, which might make him more dangerous. i think he was a good play for the neocons.

at least he isnt sniffing little kids or claiming he was in the senate 126 years ago.

hahaha that was the best one lmao "I have friends who are aristocrats I have friends who are upper class and I have friends who are working class wait no nvm I don't have those" lmao

lol at least he's honest

Hahaha, but probably normal for multi millionaire uk politicians

@@sharon1939 does this truth not bother you lol. Are you middle class ? I doubt that

What did you expect? He has a butler to do things like that. And a maid, a nanny for the kids, a cleaner, a chauffeur, bodyguards, a gardener. And all on expenses, no doubt.

@@stevespiers9120 😅😅😅

I do this almost every time right, but I would fumble also when being distracted by a camera crew. I think he's just human. You prefer the lizards ruling us?

@@stevespiers9120 he has been through a regular college experience at the US, he is a normal guy.

Coked up that's why

I'm afraid it's real.

The Aliens are out there , this just goes show how alienate the Public and everyone else it seems , the Tory version of walking the plank, they are all fricken pirates with a dream , so now its Queen Bodicea (Truss ) and Black Dog (Sunak)......but wait a minute is nt a Truss some kind of support , a proper load of balls if you ask me !

iam pinching my face to weak up for few years now, it look like it isn't. Patience is all we have

in the wise words of Gil Scott. This is a B-Movie, otherwise we would have much better actors.

@@LMlukemcclure In the words of Stevie Wonder “I don't even have to do nothin' to you, You'll cause your own country to fall.”

Except Michael Scott might he inappropriate at times, but his heart is always in the right place. Not this guy though

Indeed

Sautée you filthy casual.

rat sautee, not souffle kzfaq.info/get/bejne/i9aAorp4zretmHU.html And in the end it turns out that both are basically the same (another fitting aspect)

Souffle sounds better....less crisp and more spongy?

Something to look forward to!

Mr Bean has finally got the top job!

We've had one of them before, pretty recently if I recall, didn't go so well.

@dani cali Kinnel Dani, didn't need your life story love 😂

@@deezalmonds7680BJ was trying to be funny

You fucking nailed it

This got a laugh out of me

The Apprentice however is a harmless facsimile of how business doesn't work unlike running Britain's government very badly which costs lives and our future.

I'd agree, except I'd sooner die than even mentally picture Harry Hill. You can take these things TOO far!

Perfect analogy

His money is currently sitting in bank accounts outside of the UK

...because no normal tax payer would ever refer to themself as a normal tax payer.

It's simple. He will make himself and his wife trillionaires and will make the rest of the country poorer. What else do you expect from sleazy Fishy Riashi the snake!. You don't believe me? Wait 6 months.

God help us all

Nothing new, that's what happens, nothing new, nothing different to the last 40 years, the same managed decline of the majority workforce as the rich minority extract ever more from them while paying them ever less in real terms. The UK average wage when you account for inflation over 40 years has not budged in 40 years, meanwhile 68% of the UK earn LESS than the UK average wage, with 53% of them earning less than £22500 a year. The bottom half of the UK have been rendered as poor or poorer by the time every prime minister left office over the last 40 years no matter who it was that entered it. There was a political candidate that wanted to change that but 65% of my elders crawled over broken glass to elect a thieving lying adultering racist crooked bastard over a life long humanitarian advocate for the working classes. The only people among the workers who have been protected by policy from this onslaught from the failures of capitalism, are pensioner/homeowner boomers and genXers, barely any millennials own a home by comparison, and millennials are the first generation since records began, to be rendered poorer than there parents during their time, despite millennials working longer hours, and with more people in work per household than their parents day, So like I say friend, what difference will he make to most of us being in the gutter already. Any further and things will simply catch fire. I mean just look at house prices, if me and my partner, both millennials, moved in together and want to buy a house, even the shit ones that need lots of work tend to be at least 12 times our income and now I have a two and a half grand electric bill a year just for being a single person using meager amounts of energy but being rinsed by prepayment, no hope of ever saving for a deposit with incomes the same as they were in the 1980's when you account for inflation, but with 2020's costs of living that rose vastly more than inflation year on year due to the privatisation of everything mostly by Tories. My current landlord has had £70,000 out of me here, I don't own a screw, I work, he goes on holiday with the wealth i worked to create and handed to him for no work himself. Tory Britain, good for the minority landlords, good for the minority capitalist classes, good for the politicians and media pundits in their pockets, not for anyone else.

@@freko106 , since he was a baby 🤪

@@childoftheuniverse2644 lmao

Agree. Unfortunately, even after 12 years of destroying the country, there are still millions who will still vote tory

He could join the Tories

@@fuckbankers He already has, hasn’t he - in all but name?

Starmer is a red tory.

Starmer will be fine with any because he is a weirdo too.

yep

Why would he though? Our standard of living is constantly changing! Hows he gonna keep up?

I don't like that weasel

Whose laughing now?!! Pig

Its a good thing to not to live like us. Considering how we are messing things up all the time

a bar of soap with a pube in it

Better than Truss’ malt-vinegar demeanour

Don't insult soap like that pls

that's very unfair to soap

Well soap gets to more places than you ever do

To school kids as well, classy! Slightly predatory behaviour, like a nonce outside with a bag of sweets. He's basically hinting at them if they do well at school they can be like him & have all the drugs they want.

😅😅😅

He also likes gripping it.

What was he doing, I don't get it?

@@IronMan-qi3yg Hes saying that the government are going to drink all of our money, that clip was when fuel prices were through the roof.

It's normal if they (wrongly) assume the public to ALSO be criminals who have so much money they have to hide it in off-shore accounts? Is that how they justify being bent, by LYING to themselves & being way out of touch with ordinary people? It's both isn't it.

The tax system is so corrupted billionaires are taxed in the same way as everyone else.

@Nathan Nitai Das But whoever wants to become prime minister shouldn't.

Not so much about the tax paid, but what avoidance methods he and his wife employ to keep their tax bill down.

Tax “player”

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

Not

He’s actually quite endearing 😂

Seriously? I'm from Germany so I didn't follow the whole build up to this ...clusterfuck. But did he really? Bahahahaha

Just watching it as we typed 😆 🤣

@@jayturner3397 😂

Regarding the male one, "They don't like it up 'em, sir!" As for the, er, other one, er, God save us from such enemies!

Frasier, not Fazer.. He was the local undertaker..

@@lindadoughty9252 thanks.. I checked and it’s actually Frazer… just a typo!

The shop thing exactly what you doayne you haven't been in a shop before. That's pretty normal behaviour.

you nailed it.

Spot on🤣👍

I am Indian can't agree more😂🤣

Snakey fucker this guy. Cant be sincere if he tried.

@@AP-fc6mb must be a self loathing, coconut rice-bag

5'3" with his hands in the air ....

I can’t unsee that now

Probably why he wears his trousers at half-mast, to make him look taller.

@@jokermaan1 Ha ha ...It worked for Simon Cowell....

its called conservatism you absolute sausage

Why? After this lot of comedians and charlatans, anyone have chances to become PM. 🤪🤣

They don't have your self-awareness skills though sadly 😞

That is so funny 😆

Do you mean an obedient pet for the super rich? Because that's exactly what they want.

Maybe he's hoping to become a Lord one day.

@@freko106 A peerage looks like a pretty good investment for someone with £1.4m to spare.

He hasn't smuggled all the stolen British money out of the country yet?

I think he has probably made that back a few times over.

@@simonj5615 yet he comes across as a thirteen year old. To paraphrase and invent on the part of Rumpole of the old Bailey. If you choose to be an MP over being a banker, beware the money is less, the hours are more and no one plays golf. If a colleague suggests

You should become an MP, its an insult. If richi is such a catch why did his hedge fund colleagues send him to the Conservative party and why hasn't his father in law , made him a vp of Infosys? Is rishi a £204,000 useful, idiot? I think we should be told.

@@simonj5615 By doing what work?

@@dewok2706 Analyst for Goldman Sachs, then a number of hedge funds, finally as a partner. Trades open to everyone I believe.

In a good way or bad..? ⚖️💭

@@acharich Is 3 trillion national debt a small clue?

try to fucking get that into the heads of trump supporters. impossible.

This is true.

@@millmoormichael6630 730 million pounds .Plus what's hidden.The ordinary people have no chance with these Tory ratbags .

I love it!

I feel ashamed that I can’t place this partridge quote

When does he say this?

I'm pretty sure that quote is from the Mighty Boosh. It's the scene where Howard Moon is talking about Milky Joe.

That's a really sad -- nay, pathetic -- comment to make about two fucking cunts. I don't think I'll be able to watch PMQs. whichever of the squirmy jobby-lickers gets in.

well boris was the stage 4 pancreatic cancer

Labour are Colon cancer , stage 4.

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

(Harry Enfield character's voice) Short people: Know your place!

@@weswheel4834 I was thinking more the Rob Brydon voice! 😁😉

@xyzzyx101 xyz Even at 6ft 3", I don't think he'd be able to find his way to the stage, without people opening doors for him! 😁👍

"What are you gonna do about it, say something?"😂

Winchester is perfectly normal.

@@mludsladiesgentlemen1774 £40k a year fees are not perfectly normal for most.

@@nickcraggs7478 Depends if he was a day boy or a border. £37,000 a year is perfectly normal for most of us. Perhaps not so normal for the lot who pay their taxes for the State school system. But Nick remember my lot pay our school fees and then pay our taxes to fund the other lots education. Go figure before you postulate.

​@@mludsladiesgentlemen1774About 5% of people attend private schools and median household disposable income in the UK was £31,400 in financial year ending 2021, so postulate on that (ps you sound like a tit using 'postulate on youtube). I thought it was usually 'our lot' who had a chip on their shoulder.

@@mludsladiesgentlemen1774 fair enough, it's your money so thanks I guess

Why should he answer questions about his wife? It has nothing to do with him as prime minister

I noticed that slip up too. I'm sure he said "player" and not "payer" as well.

Isn't that true? Thought his wife wasn't paying any

@@broganjosh4729 why would his wife pay it? She has had the Indian citizenship since birth. Its perfectly legal that's why she never faced any lawsuits for tax fraud. Its rishi that's british, not akshata. And rishi does pay taxes.