Alexa cannot find the song on either Amazon Music or Spotify, anything particular to ask for other than just the song title? Thanks!

I’m NEED to get this song!! 👌👁👄👁

Spotify open.spotify.com/track/7Gf2OxNiL61xyyRocenGwl?si=mafiKV25QYOsuBuglmm7cg

the world needs speaking moistly,............ amazing!!

wow, you're a legend.

can't like, i see 69

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Can we please make this happen

@Art Bell - Are you wearing yours, clown?

@Art Bell Old and bitter eh. Trudeau is an amazing prime minister, and his personal dress up parties and such are seperate entities. I'm sure if I bought your personal life into this, you'd have some pretty messed up things in your record too. Stop acting like an angel and as if your shit doesn't stink.

Witty comment! I love it!!

oh, proper Frenching can go far beyond mere moistness. . .

😂 😂

I'm Moistly English

Do I need a drama course to speak moistly?

I started a list 😎😘 Trudy's Hit List 🤣🤣🤣

Harry Kuntz AOC needs to sing along. She has a lovely voice and always awesome and intelligent things to say.

Harry Kuntz For me, democratic socialism is about - really, the value for me is that I believe that in a modern, moral, and wealthy society, no person in America should be too poor to live. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Read more at www.brainyquote.com/authors/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-quotes Change takes courage. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Read more at www.brainyquote.com/authors/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-quotes We know enough to reject the stereotype that people in the Midwest do not care about their brothers and sisters. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Read more at www.brainyquote.com/authors/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-quotes I believe that every American should have stable, dignified housing; health care; education - that the most very basic needs to sustain modern life should be guaranteed in a moral society. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Read more at www.brainyquote.com/authors/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-quotes The Republicans galvanize their base by inciting a lot of fear; they operate on a lot of mythmaking. So we have to have something compelling. We shouldn't be afraid to be bold. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Read more at www.brainyquote.com/authors/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-quotes Mentors of mine were under a big pressure to minimize their femininity to make it. I'm not going to do that. That takes away my power. I'm not going to compromise who I am. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Read more at www.brainyquote.com/authors/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-quotes We have a political culture of intimidation, of favoring, of patronage, and of fear, and that is no way for a community to be governed. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Read more at www.brainyquote.com/authors/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-quotes The only time we create any kind of substantive change is when we reach out to a disaffected electorate and inspire and motivate them to vote. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Read more at www.brainyquote.com/authors/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-quotes The biggest hurdle that our communities have is cynicism - saying it's a done deal, who cares; there's no point to voting. If we can get somebody to care, it's a huge victory for the movement and the causes we're trying to advance. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Read more at www.brainyquote.com/authors/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-quotes We are fighting for an unapologetic movement for economic, social, and racial justice in the United States. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Read more at www.brainyquote.com/authors/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-quotes I was born in a place where your ZIP code determines your destiny. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Read more at www.brainyquote.com/authors/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-quotes I can't name a single issue with roots in race that doesn't have economic implications, and I cannot think of a single economic issue that doesn't have racial implications. The idea that we have to separate them out and choose one is a con. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Read more at www.brainyquote.com/authors/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-quotes Sounds pretty well spoken to me and these are just little quotes and there’s many more of them. Have you ever actually listened to her talk or do you just wash Fox News tell lies about her? Or are you just one of those selfish uncaring types that thinks that life should be every man for them-self rather then one for all and all for one?

@@rubytat5092 LMAO YES

Ha exactly

Haha

Best joke you get a star

@@parisrempel3416 thanks i honestly didn't think people would react to this lol

Aha moose

best comment

Lol!! 😂

Moistcore

When this is your fav song but you dont wanna admit it😂😂😂😁😁😁

Still my favorite , a month on. Still complicated to explain.

Ya sounds familiar lol

Hey

Haha - glad you came to Canada. Ty for your service sir!

I would’ve died LOL

*heroes

They’re not heroes because they’re also full liberals

I sign

Canada’s?

@@kaija6937 who else's?

Y e s.

Oh Canada! With moistened mouths, We wear our masks, Oh Canada, We stand 2 metres apart for thee, God keep our land coronavirus free!

Jessie O. Lee oh yah the new one where he says "stay a la maison "

Yesssss Lol

one of? it is!

If you watch the original footage, you can see him pause just before says, "speaking moistly". There is a look of desperation bordering on existential terror in his eyes. You can see his gears are grinding as he frantically searches his internal lexicon for some other word, ANY other word that would be fit for purpose, other than the one at the front of his mind. He's started a sentence. He needs to finish it. Come on! COME ON!!!! Anything but MOISTLY!! And maybe, just maybe, if that hideous word hadn't been the first to occur to him, he wouldn't have become trapped in the visceral, intestine-twisting, ball-shrivelling moment of absolute and abject physical revulsion and panic that word conjures. But there it was, writ large across his entire brain. "Moistly". From the moment that word asserted itself in his psyche, he was doomed. DOOMED. It was either say that word, that unpalatable, nauseating word, or smash his microphone into shards and commit seppuku in front of the nation's news media. Half a second before he utters it, you can see his moment of realization, when terror turns into the nightmarish rictus of a man who realizes there are things worse than death. There is no other word. Moistly is standing like a pustulant beast in a doorway, blocking his access to any other, less gross words. It has planted its fetid and festering rump and is oozing its moist secretions on his internal dictionary and it will brook no dissent. It is as unforgiving as disease and death. In that moment he knows it's coming out! Moistly! He can't stop it! It has a mind of its own, and he is at its mercy! And then he says it. And it wasn't the end of the world. But it was still funny as fuck.

@@girlwriteswhat holy shit this was the funniest essay/fan fiction I've ever read

no no, he said that because he DID realize what this was going to become! He done F'd up! LOL!!!!!!

@@girlwriteswhat This comment deserved more recognition than it received. A brilliant story!

LOL definitely.

There may not be a '50' years from now....

Yes

You pull this video out in 10 yrs your probably done for it never mind 50 yrs frm now .

Absolutely!

Jeremy Verkaik 😂😂😂

Thay made me snort, good one haha.

Don't you mean at moist one person?

But this is an instructional song on flattening the curve lol

Must keep 2 meters apart when watching.

😂

Hahahaha that's amazing

😂😄😂😂😄🤤🤤🤤

No I'm pretty sure he loves it. Not like some anal-retentive right wing cretin.. Sheer stupidity runs amok in Con land. 😂😄🤤

😂😂😂

he tweeted at the creator of this: "Thanks for the laugh... it’s my new hand-washing song."

@@animefangirlxx Only Trudeau would wack off to a video of himself speaking moistly to have to wash his hands

They are the backup singers

@@haudace They are the backup signers. :-)

Leia Rae yours is one of, (if not THE...) BEST comments I’ve read, ever. No nonsense, to the point, yet your eloquence really makes the whole statement quite funny...without being sarcastic. Classy stuff, thank you for sharing your humour with us. We can use some more of this stuff, please comment on as much as you can on anything. Comedy with kindness just isn’t common enough! 👍🏼👍🏼+👍🏼❤️🙏💝🙏

aquarabbit1965 this post is packed with comic relief and it’s all done kindly. THANKS for sharing your humour here!

I was thinking that... it looked like... shock.

This comment hasn't gotten nearly the respect it deserves

Is this a joke? I’m sorry if a sound passive-aggressive

@@kristinaking9572 Trueeeee

Andy: Genius comment. And so true.

Now it's not more viral

probly his best thing he's done

If he was mostly remembered for this gaffe, he'd probably be thrilled with being let off the hook.

Kali Cat, he’s a centrist, so yeah.

Actually, his legacy will be how he ruined this country-and he's probably ok with that as well.

AL WEEDO what did he do i dont really watch the news idk what did he do

not much of a recovery, more like a realization that he done F'd up and that he is gonna go viral! LOL!!!

😂😂👍🇨🇦

we need to make this happen....

This comment is underrated

Brilliant! 😂

oh you did not-

Hahahahaha I see what you did there ;) Best comment ever!

Good one😂

Hahahaha

🤣🤣👍🏼

I love it lol

Haha he actually was

I keep forgetting he was a teacher lol

Imagine being in his class now seeing this

Still better English than trump

@@paulmccartneystoenail4897 he actually wasn't a teacher... he was a drama CONSULTANT. In case anyone is thinking of applying for the job of PM, this is a crucial requirement! LOL

@@morganfrances4932 I think he meant that the zoom on the translator was priceless solely because you could see her cringe at the word as he said it and not actually just making fun of them 😊 Best wishes to everyone here!

@@morganfrances4932 you are incorrect, the term interpretation applies to spoken language as well. Translation refers to written language exclusively.

Michael :D IKR I COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING

@@marfdasko trans·late 1. express the sense of (words or text) in another language. Source: Oxford Dictionary

That part totally made me actually LOL and snort lol

hahaha!

I can picture his kids and wife at home watching it and laughing their heads off. He comes in and they try to play it cool, but they burst out laughing so hard they are crying (like I am right now)!🤣🤣🤣🤣

@@zabm3502 it was so cringeworthy and hilarious at the same time

@@mlsaulnier So cringey but so hilarious!!! My first thought was that I'm so happy to be Canadian and be able to enjoy this video without fear, and also that it was only one silly word that sparked this masterpiece!🤣🤣

@@zabm3502 right????

Right! Like I am now! 😆 I'm speaking moistly, sorry! I'll put on a mask...

No, it was created for porn. Didn't you know that? Avenue Q even made a catchy song about it.

Lol okay then

@@luckypunfire6263 *grumbles as she goes to look up the song for the 10 billionth time to get it out of her head, yet again.*

As a canadian, I can say that you are probably right haha

In Alert, Nunavut, their Casey Kasem will be all over this...

radio stations would be stupid not to play this and turn it into a hit

I've asked our local station to play it. We need it in the grocery stores haha!

Can confirm, this is giving Robin Sparkles' 'Let's go to the Mall' a run for its moistly: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qNp9hZhjmdOUcoE.html

GET A CONSERVATIVE IN OFFICE WITH MORAL CONDUCT OF TRUTH OF THE WORD OF GOD LEADERSHIP IS LEAD BY LIGHT

YASSSS

​@moist man I don't think Galaxy Crystal Gamer did I just think they had the same idea. Or maybe I'm wrong, they did, saw that the comment has 300+ likes, and thought maybe they could get a lot of likes too.

BRUH YES

I sign

Galaxy Crystal Gamer yes

!!!

Also my ringtone! Thanks!

Sidney h.l. Hey how’d you make it a ring tone?

Perks II how’d you do that?

@@lydiabuhler7283 You can find a site that seperates the audio in MP3 form and save to your phone.

Wow, didn't think it would actually work. Thank You!

Hahaha! It worked! 🤣🤣🤣

It probably made ur life too

Oh my word, I love your name! I just assume you have a PhD in something XD

"How did I end up here?"

Their faces: .____________.

Mr. Peoplekind

The only true instance where “ All of us “ do command.

I'm still trying to think of a better way to convey that bit, but I am coming up completely blank. What a horrifying corner to paint yourself in...knowing you're about to feed the trolls (le sigh).

@Tobias Anker resist urge to facepalm. Avoid touching your face in a pandemic.

@@Gooong right! I must listen more closely to Justin's moistly message

That's pretty well said. He is basically cringing by the time he says moistly lmao.

@@terramarini6880 right ? like the phrase "micro droplets" has just entered our vocabulary lol

Did you really have to use the word "viral" in a time like this?!

@@jakep1979 What else do you want him to say?

I’d say it’s infectious.

It's popular in the US.

@@Quantum_Cola In Canada too.

LMFAO

Canadian: Looks like ya'll are speaking too moistly. *chugs maple syrup*

Maybe you’re speaking too moistly

Everyone is stealing my comment qwq

cuz Americans dont take covid seriously

How do I quadruple like this response????? AGREED!

Time traveler ⌚

Holy your name got me

@@ken1095 You can move to another country any time you like since you seem to believe that the grass is greener somewhere else.

@@ken1095 I have likely been around longer than you have and have seen good and bad Governments come and go.The one thing i have learned is they all are as bad as the other. People will never be satisfied. I don't have a problem with anything accept for people like you! Stop bitching and do the best you can and make due with what we have right now. If you feel something else is better vote for the party you want but I promise that you will find fault with that party as well.

@@ken1095 You've just proven you don't have any Canadian values, and haven't a clue about Canadian identity.

@@ken1095 Never? You forgot Harper already? Trudeau was more qualified in the working world than Harper the mailroom boy. As for Sneer - never had a paying job in his life.

​@@ken1095 And you lot claim to represent "Canadian values". Go back to your diseased hole with the rest of the slime. Duh, those aircraft were bought when they were new, moron. Your conservative hero, Harper has a decade to do something about them. Did he? Nope, not a thing. I was in the military, I have been an emergency responder. Have you? Ever? Thought not, just hot air.

its april

it hasnt reached its peak. experts predict it will remain a hit song thru to summer. make aware and share lol

What summer? There’s snow outside.

God no!

Not as catchy as saying af. Not over used at all.

5th time here right now. lol

That was so cute. I just love our Prime Minister. Love this song.

some one said they love this prime minister are you completely dense.

On behalf of Canada theres NO FREAKING APOSTROPHE

@Trigger Troll lets be honest much like trump the memes he makes are gold. so i vote we keep him in as some sort of speaking person forever but with no real power so we can keep getting great memes

Corona is not actually that contagious. Chicken pox on the other hand, that shit is contagious af.

@@StormShadowWZ the rate of death from chicken pox is about one a year for North America

three norns I didn’t comment on which was deadlier. I commented on how contagious it is, which was what you had commented. Pay attention to the details.

@@StormShadowWZ SARS-CoV-2 is RO 5.7..... h1n1 and influenze are around R0 of 1.5 wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/26/7/20-0282_article?fbclid=IwAR0h2Pdte8lw1YlrnpAlyFwGfE60JjfDLJ4H0a5oCf_9LXTm-6DqQhPsXW4

As long as only one says it.

:) Canada will live

lol party time

we're all going stir crazy.:D

I’m going to cut my ear off

@@matthewmcewen9274 ya I guess u've gone crazy 2.:D

My stomach hurts 😂

lol definitely not a clutch time to make a funny statement

It was a late night

Haha!

I need this laugh so much, thank you!!

@@anonymotif it was well worth it! shared to my fb profile

Not much else to do anyway...It's a big country, 5 time zones, lot of time.

Litteraly tho

Aryn Martin I agree! That would be Brock Tyler - a musician from Edmonton

It's on iTunes, Apple Music & Spotify now so he should be!

@@fictionalbeauty Glad to hear it!

Time to update my ringtone, lol

that's how youtube works -- a portion of ad revenue goes to the owner of a video.

I went to sleep with the hour long version of speaking moistly playing. LMCAO

But are you singing moistly

Keep 2 metres apart, speaking moistly...

I know... it gets stuck in my head!

That's called an "earworm." A tune or jingle that takes over your mind and you can't get rid of.

Excellent idea 😂

Oh Canada, we speak moistly for theeeeee!

Felix Lawson 😂🤣

Dead 🤣

Nah this is our national anthem

anonymotif Thanks !!

As soon as I saw this at 2k views I knew this would go viral.

HELL YEAH

It already has.

Yup

im here

hi

1 English 1 French? 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Muhammad Ahmed Yes, the two interpreters you see interpret into both sign languages: american sign language ( even if we are in Canada, it’s the same language used in the U.S.A hence the name) and langue des signes québécoise (Québec sign language).

@@amazingamanda19 ASL and LSQ.

@@angieisthewalrus seriously? I honestly can't believe there is an English sign language and a French sign language. Sign language is a language of its own! But i guess when they have to spell out words they need to sign slightly differently.

C-Walker there are over 100 different types of sign languages all over the world! Theres even british sign language and french sign language, which are different from ASL and LSQ

😂😂

Yeah really though lol

Despite him being a clown and what not , he's done alot better than Trump . I'm no supporter of him but we are doing alot better than any Western country. He's doing pretty good plus he kicked off the best viral video ever lol

Life of José , Lol

Lol

That's actually a damned good list! :D

Truth!

*sees the littlest hobo on the list AND Logdriver Waltz* You total hoser!! This list NAILED IT bud! ...could use some Rush tho, eh?

I'd also like to nominate "Out for A Rip" by Shark Tank..

Kevin shaw And thank God we don't have to watch or listen to that hockey garbage now.

I agree. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/Y8-eoc5y1K-xdok.html

Canadagraphs absolutely!

Not too catchy I hope

These are the things.......... i know

Elliott Cooke sealedindictment, Check his ankle

@@Costa_Conn Robotic talking head is probably the best use for him.

Just Canada lol god bless this country !!!! Better than him contradicting himself over and over and over like Trump lol

Yeah, I hope it goes viral....ba dum, dumm, lol

Audience: *cough* *cough*

that was a good one

I second the approval moistly. 🇨🇦

Ditto! 🇨🇦

ACCURATE!

You mean carry a hockey stick

@@kunobot only if there is a microphone attached to it

@@kunobot He'd defile the hockey stick.

Hahaha

🤣🤣🤣🤣

This asshole doesn't have a sense of anything other than entitlement.

@@commiecrusher Sure Jerry sure.

@@commiecrusher lol yeah ok, you are wrong but that's not surprising.

@Len Martin hahahaha this is the perfect response to angry trolls, thanks for the laugh.

Well after reading this comment section we can plainly see who voted for this imbecile thanks the rest of us owe you one

we've got nothing better to do.

Because it's the freaking best?!

Those are rookie numbers, lol.

It's catchy as hell!

Oh I get you... Can't stop listening

You gotta include Sheer - he said speaking moistly too kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rbGVo7OfrbCoeXk.html

Plandemic*

LOL

Have you seen this one? kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jtRnn6pompy4l4E.html

And the OP comment is a top ten

@@sonneteerD That is so cute! They did a lot of work on that!

Um yeh l think you missed that one but l'm pretty sure you voted for misterprime moist pants so the bar isn't really that high

I'm really happy we voted for him. We wouldn't have this masterpiece if we hadn't. :)

@@saywhat.. I think you need to learn to write in the English. I cannot understand your message. age

@@wilburslug140 the old no understand English what a surprise you keep looking at it until you moistly understand it

@@Sudsy93 Sudsy, you are lost soul!

Youre moistly welcome to join us. 🇨🇦

Welcome

I'm so jealous! I'd love to live in Canada.

welcome to Canada! just remember "2 metre apart"

Did you come via Roxham Road?

No

Amy & Tanner Skrocki 😂😂😂😂

lolololololololololol

No... they will all have higher than average dopamine levels resulting in abnormal breathing due to laughter

Oh shit, laughing moistly..