This Channel is DUMBER Than 5 Minute Crafts

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Kallmekris

Kallmekris

Күн бұрын

Well I didn't think it was possible but I found a channel that's dumber than 5 minute crafts and room room combined. Hope you enjoyed the video! If you did please like and sub!
Appreciate you!
Social Media: linktr.ee/Kallmekris
Cut by Jason Christopher Mayer
IG: @jayjaymay

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@FuzzyStripetail
@FuzzyStripetail 2 жыл бұрын
Although her world was turned upside down when she attempted to walk on her hands, Kris surviving her leap out of that window on the eightieth floor was nothing short of miraculous.
@ligh7foo7
@ligh7foo7 2 жыл бұрын
Through all the drama she was hoping to divert our minds from the possibility of a net being setup beforehand
@rosetiller8336
@rosetiller8336 2 жыл бұрын
Simply the best, up to the test when things go wrong!
@providerofpickels8781
@providerofpickels8781 2 жыл бұрын
she, Kris just couldn't stand the stupidity of the ridiculous KZfaq channel, yhoo who. regretting her life choices kallmekris jumped out a window attempted to walk on her hands her family friends and fans wonder... what's wrong with Kris?!?what is she on?!? where did I go wrong?!?why do I watch this person?!?(on KZfaq I mean 😈) remembering that all their questions answers are still because "✨she's just built like that✨" or "bro I do not know because I spend all my life watching her on you of the tube👁️👄👁️💅". p.s. this was a Great video and I don't mean to insult ANYONE with this comment anyway possible ❤😅
@justanotherperson4153
@justanotherperson4153 2 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOO
@skrrtskrrt3337
@skrrtskrrt3337 2 жыл бұрын
not kris' eyes blending in with the blue green screen
@clearsky5489
@clearsky5489 2 жыл бұрын
It physically hurts me how amazing Kris is. Thank you for enduring the pain these “hacks” for us ❤️✨
@will-woodfel
@will-woodfel 2 жыл бұрын
Why are there bots everywhere in this reply section
@im_a_simp6792
@im_a_simp6792 2 жыл бұрын
the amount of bots here tho-
@ariaa101
@ariaa101 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone no one click the links!! You will see some let’s say GROSS stuff and I’m sure most of us including me are under 18.
@LuluM.C.
@LuluM.C. 2 жыл бұрын
Yes thank you
@im_a_simp6792
@im_a_simp6792 2 жыл бұрын
@@ariaa101 yea
@snowbarry4life
@snowbarry4life Жыл бұрын
Others: **use glue or other adhesives** Kris: *"DUCT TAPE!"*
@ellatentindo7911
@ellatentindo7911 Жыл бұрын
The way she was like “ arresting your brother,good hack” and her brother is a police officer 😂❤
@DinStarAnimations
@DinStarAnimations 20 күн бұрын
Waitt really???
@Horse-Bug-17
@Horse-Bug-17 18 күн бұрын
@@DinStarAnimations yeah
@melisa7294
@melisa7294 2 жыл бұрын
I love how dark Kris’ humor is😂 our thoughts are very similar, on many occasions she is thinking of scenarios like passing out due to a lack of blood circulation or people whipping hamsters for producing electricity or going to jail or jumping off a building
@petegeorgopoulos7708
@petegeorgopoulos7708 2 жыл бұрын
but she says it in such a pleasant fun way. that's a gift. ... btw, holy comment bots batman, the hell is wrong with kris's comment section?
@melisa7294
@melisa7294 2 жыл бұрын
@@petegeorgopoulos7708 exactly! i just blocked those comments
@explosivetater7198
@explosivetater7198 2 жыл бұрын
@@petegeorgopoulos7708 yeah whats wrong with ur kind making these comments
@pokeparty1142
@pokeparty1142 2 жыл бұрын
she can't stop gaming to eat food for one second. Also her: stops to do a ridiculously complicated and unnecessary hack
@carrot632
@carrot632 2 жыл бұрын
IKR LIKE BRING THE BOWL NEXT TO YOU AND EAT WITH YOUR OTHER HAND
@carrot632
@carrot632 2 жыл бұрын
@lulu abab lmaoo
@carrot632
@carrot632 2 жыл бұрын
@@WsInTheSchhattt depends what food
@emiliejensen1093
@emiliejensen1093 Жыл бұрын
1k like
@seansilence2697
@seansilence2697 Жыл бұрын
That's basically all "hack" videos lol
@carleytimmerman6451
@carleytimmerman6451 Жыл бұрын
Lmao yeah at this point those “hack” channels are just skits on who can give the dumber advice 😂 I just wanna know how much they are paying their actors
@annab.8414
@annab.8414 Жыл бұрын
it's a parody of 5 minutes channel. (I'm not sure of channels name but it's a parody for sure)
@AshAshGacha
@AshAshGacha Жыл бұрын
Probs 1p a year
@sebosemi
@sebosemi Жыл бұрын
@@annab.8414 5 minute crafts
@i.am.she.katie.b.
@i.am.she.katie.b. Жыл бұрын
Not enough
@enanano
@enanano Жыл бұрын
​@@annab.8414no its another troom troom channel
@yourlocal_Bloodmoon518
@yourlocal_Bloodmoon518 Жыл бұрын
"We got turtles out here dieing with plastic straws in their... Eyesockets" Got me wheezing and I don't know why 🤣
@tobyandahalf
@tobyandahalf 2 жыл бұрын
it actually makes me feel amazing that Kris complemented everyone's skin because I've recently started using moisturizer and it's really boosted my confidence
@xx-spotfur-xx5248
@xx-spotfur-xx5248 2 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@jasminemaherelgohary8151
@jasminemaherelgohary8151 2 жыл бұрын
Same, I'm close to 1 week now and I can see my skin is getting better
@KoziJeans
@KoziJeans 2 жыл бұрын
yesss keep it up!! :D
@unfortunately_keya
@unfortunately_keya 2 жыл бұрын
which one are you guys using?
@jasminemaherelgohary8151
@jasminemaherelgohary8151 2 жыл бұрын
@@unfortunately_keya Sorry if I'm answering this, but I just wanted to help... I personally use rose water as a moisturizer, it can be used as a replacement for sun cream as it's more beneficial because it's natural, you can also use it before going to bed. Hope it helped and sorry again.
@sihlemabe7565
@sihlemabe7565 2 жыл бұрын
I'm losing drain cells by watching this. Thanks Kris for the enjoyment you give us even when I am feeling down,I just watch some "Kallmekris"then I am better.
@Clover_Xelukarlanth
@Clover_Xelukarlanth 2 жыл бұрын
d r a i n c e l l s
@captainniki8185
@captainniki8185 2 жыл бұрын
you mean "brain cells"
@oliviadavis3638
@oliviadavis3638 2 жыл бұрын
@@captainniki8185 See? Brain cells have already been lost.
@paddlezeryy3703
@paddlezeryy3703 2 жыл бұрын
@@oliviadavis3638 OOOOOHHHHHH
@paddlezeryy3703
@paddlezeryy3703 2 жыл бұрын
@@oliviadavis3638 I GET IT LOL
@gabrielriosorelogio5224
@gabrielriosorelogio5224 Жыл бұрын
I love that she comments it seriously while knowing it's comedy. Love you Kriss
@SpringPaw-rg6jz
@SpringPaw-rg6jz 2 ай бұрын
"Could we just use hamsters to fuel the earth?" -Kris 2022
@leahpudlas1141
@leahpudlas1141 2 жыл бұрын
Kris never fails to make us happy.She gives us a compliment every time we watch and she is so funny.Thank you Kris we love you ❤️
@Dani_ElleAnzace
@Dani_ElleAnzace 2 жыл бұрын
I was picking my nose as she game me a compliment. 😂
@cocoabuttercrxme
@cocoabuttercrxme 2 жыл бұрын
Lol😶
@notlolaok
@notlolaok 2 жыл бұрын
She is the best😁🤗😂😥
@VA_Edits_
@VA_Edits_ 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Kris gave this whole good explanation on how you don't have to worry about cleaning up after parties Her: don't have friends Me: have the party anywhere but your house
@FruzsinaFanni
@FruzsinaFanni Жыл бұрын
My solution is, that my friends allergic to cathair and I have 3 cats. I party in their homes :D
@pineapplefamilytv9534
@pineapplefamilytv9534 Жыл бұрын
Omg is your profile flap jack from owl house?
@mallorydoesrandomthings3994
@mallorydoesrandomthings3994 Жыл бұрын
RIP Flapjack/Evelyn
@VA_Edits_
@VA_Edits_ Жыл бұрын
@@pineapplefamilytv9534 yep. because hes best bird.
@lil_human
@lil_human Жыл бұрын
I thought the pants at 5:13 were made of garbage bags lol
@0SerbianWarCriminal0
@0SerbianWarCriminal0 Ай бұрын
fr-
@lunabyy
@lunabyy Жыл бұрын
2:50 - this is literally the most relatable thing EVER 😅
@kikicogger2284
@kikicogger2284 2 жыл бұрын
The last one was literally to get EXPELLED so the man didn’t have to study. Out of all the hacks besides the “get your brother arrested”, I’m afraid kids are most likely to try the last hack.
@not1available
@not1available 2 жыл бұрын
@NathanTheAnimatingGamer my sister would do it
@bubbliepotato7174
@bubbliepotato7174 2 жыл бұрын
the worst part was that he was like 20, smoking a cigarette and playing with a monstertruck
@not1available
@not1available 2 жыл бұрын
@@bubbliepotato7174 I was playing acnh then I thought I heard a notification so I checked and I guess I was right
@IlliusionDesignZ
@IlliusionDesignZ 2 жыл бұрын
When KMK finds something that’s way more brain damaging yet suffers for us…she is a national treasure who must be protected!
@demon-misery7
@demon-misery7 2 жыл бұрын
more than a national treasure. an INTERNATIONAL treasure
@manymanytacos8082
@manymanytacos8082 2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit the bots are out of hand
@petegeorgopoulos7708
@petegeorgopoulos7708 2 жыл бұрын
@@manymanytacos8082 facts. tho, i don't know much about YT algorithm but do extra comments help? if so, more views for kris
@sarahcoletti6946
@sarahcoletti6946 2 жыл бұрын
Please report the bots!
@Willard_Woodington
@Willard_Woodington 2 жыл бұрын
@@demon-misery7 Nono, INTERSTELLAR treasure
@mbourque
@mbourque Жыл бұрын
1:35 that is such a mold farm
@SwagPaintballer11
@SwagPaintballer11 Жыл бұрын
Kris, I love your tiktoks and videos because they make me smile when in doubt or just when I need some confidence. Your tiktoks are funny and your usual video compliments are great and really brighten my day, thank you.
@gameeditor783
@gameeditor783 2 жыл бұрын
5:04 I think that would be called a "sharf"
@Chickenonuggets
@Chickenonuggets 2 жыл бұрын
OK, let me make this CLEAR, we love Kris, she is obviously bestest human being ever, and all 5.89 MILLON of us love her, we all hope whatever is happening she is still able to love and take time for herself, and I'm gonna say it one more time, we love you Kris *gives a virtual hug* Update:6.04 Million Update:7.29
@FB711_
@FB711_ 2 жыл бұрын
We really do!
@ladycarringtoncraig4505
@ladycarringtoncraig4505 2 жыл бұрын
I can just hear Kris’s russian character (I can’t spell her name *katrina?*) saying this to a hater lol
@michellehb506
@michellehb506 2 жыл бұрын
Bestest is only a word in this context And only for Kris.
@Willow.on.paws162
@Willow.on.paws162 2 жыл бұрын
She is the best and she is funny 😁
@IllusiveChristie
@IllusiveChristie 2 жыл бұрын
@HAhAhAhahAHAhHAhAhHAhAAH
@HAhAhAhahAHAhHAhAhHAhAAH Жыл бұрын
Let's appreciate how Kris made extra videos for us beforehand when she knew she was going to jump out of the window
@noureenerfan6117
@noureenerfan6117 6 ай бұрын
“shes eating noodles with a spoon” Kris: Thats a crime- Me: gurl- Your absolutely right!
@jessipenland8275
@jessipenland8275 2 жыл бұрын
I love how she always finds a way to make us feel good about ourselves
@user-ie2uh9mo6r
@user-ie2uh9mo6r 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@ellephant1366
@ellephant1366 2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t think being dumber than five minute crafts was possible, but here we are.
@sQuIShyyy37
@sQuIShyyy37 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed, like what kind of hacks are these
@lifeplayer40827
@lifeplayer40827 2 жыл бұрын
Please help, I am losing brain cells fast watching these 💀
@ScientistCat
@ScientistCat 2 жыл бұрын
From the start I suspected it was meant as satire.
@olmostgudinaf8100
@olmostgudinaf8100 2 жыл бұрын
Come on, people, isn't it obvious? That video was a *parody* on 5 minute hacks. They were obviously taking a piss.
@SaltyQueenofLiterature
@SaltyQueenofLiterature 2 жыл бұрын
I mean Troom Troom / Woo Hoo is known for being worst
@Catz4lifez
@Catz4lifez Жыл бұрын
8:26 Wait- how does she have the handcuffs? 💀😏😏😏😏😏
@pickles3768
@pickles3768 Жыл бұрын
HEY I shower in my BATHING SUIT with HOT SAUCE TWO YAY
@bradheinzelmann1296
@bradheinzelmann1296 3 ай бұрын
Hmm I have questions 😆
@THE_SMILE_TRIANGLE
@THE_SMILE_TRIANGLE 3 ай бұрын
Erm what the sigma
@Fakeulove
@Fakeulove Ай бұрын
omg same!😂😂
@daphnesasmr3039
@daphnesasmr3039 2 жыл бұрын
Kris should get an award for making so many people feel comfortable, and happy
@mikakuolemankissa2782
@mikakuolemankissa2782 2 жыл бұрын
4:52 Kallmekris: What is she doing with that tubing :> Me: Fidget toy :D
@Mr.Monkeyofficial.
@Mr.Monkeyofficial. Жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate how she always compliments us at the biggining of her vids and is just so kind to her fans ❤️
@therealsadiesink
@therealsadiesink Жыл бұрын
I love how Kris is always complementing us in every intro. Thank you you Kris
@hallieeramos
@hallieeramos 2 жыл бұрын
One day, Kris needs to be sponsored by a tape company. Ideally Duck Tape.
@gringa978
@gringa978 2 жыл бұрын
Hey we’re open to Scotch too lol 😂
@wannabeartist2023
@wannabeartist2023 2 жыл бұрын
With ducks bc it is in that name
@ducttape9940
@ducttape9940 2 жыл бұрын
Tape is mankinds greatest invention.
@tanmaysbotarmy3092
@tanmaysbotarmy3092 2 жыл бұрын
Dude it's duct tape 😂😂🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
@hallieeramos
@hallieeramos 2 жыл бұрын
@@tanmaysbotarmy3092 Duct tape is a type of tape, Duck Tape is a tape company that makes duct tape. She can't be sponsored by a type of tape, but she can be sponsored by a company that makes tape.
@lisahaynes1761
@lisahaynes1761 2 жыл бұрын
Hi Kris, how's the hand? I hope it is better! I know this isn't 5 minute crafts, but I absolutely love these kind of videos. I love your other videos too, and so do all of your other fans. Keep doing what you do with KZfaq and tik-tok because we all love your works of art. Next time you feel lonely, just remember that you have millions of fans that love what you do. Have a great day. :)
@elisabethkheir727
@elisabethkheir727 2 жыл бұрын
THE BOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER 🤖
@Ravenclaw_Vibes
@Ravenclaw_Vibes 2 жыл бұрын
ikr! she is amazing!
@louisejohnson6057
@louisejohnson6057 2 жыл бұрын
@@elisabethkheir727 , they're back. I hate the pornography bots the most. Porn addiction is ruining romantic relationships, families, and people's lives in general. And the people behind these bots are predatory in their relentless quest to inundated every single comment section, of every video on KZfaq. I usually report them when I see them, simply because I enjoy it. I don't expect anything to come of it. In some odd way the repetitive movement of tapping on the bot ad, and then following the appropriate sequence to make the bot ad disappear, and then doing it exactly the same way to the next bot, and so on, is relaxing to me. It's like a typing fidget toy, lol. It was great when KZfaq was able to thwart the bots for awhile, and I'm sure that they have some pretty big brains working on thwarting them again.
@lawrencespike7898
@lawrencespike7898 Жыл бұрын
8:33 whole new level of kinky
@Hoosier1211
@Hoosier1211 Жыл бұрын
Watching these a lot of those hacks, my hope for humanity left for a bit...then again tape, preferably duct tape. Glad to see you survived your 80 story plunge.
@Matpit18
@Matpit18 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: “Just hire a guy off Craigslist to spoon feed you.” I didn’t think you were gonna get THAT real.
@Isla-J-Readz
@Isla-J-Readz 2 жыл бұрын
7:53 looks like my whole entire jazz costume-
@Balladmason0
@Balladmason0 Жыл бұрын
“And your skin is looking Dewey and glory I just wanna-“ Me: proceeds to have VERY VERY dry skin on my face from not washing it
@hotdubtime
@hotdubtime 2 жыл бұрын
"Hello, I want to tell you thank you for your work and funny videos. My mother has 5 children ( including me) and her morning isn't possible without your videos. She is fond of watching stories about Misha and his mother and brother from Russia. And I tell you thank you again, my family love you. We are waiting for your new works. 🙏🏻❤" - Vasilisa.S.S
@layaantje2809
@layaantje2809 2 жыл бұрын
6:52 look at the girls face😂
@mamoona6530
@mamoona6530 11 ай бұрын
it would be a miracle to have a friend like kris she is funny,smart and cool ❤
@BlueBanana.
@BlueBanana. Жыл бұрын
Kris: “Your skin is dewy and glowy” Me: ah, yes. I definitely diddnt badly burn myself in the sun last week and my skin Is definitely not peeling (:
@thatoneannoyingpotato4147
@thatoneannoyingpotato4147 2 жыл бұрын
5:37 excuse me but you are not trash, you are an amazing, beautiful human being that we love and makes great content (ik it was prob just a joke but I'm throwing in the compliment anyway)
@SarahRenaeClark
@SarahRenaeClark 2 жыл бұрын
Theory: this is Troom Troom. Their logo was featured on the laptop in one of the videos. They already push the limits of stupid, and gain a LOT of views from reaction videos, so this channel is pushing that even further. It’s secretly brilliant, and intensely annoying.
@noomie-san
@noomie-san 2 жыл бұрын
woo hoo is actualy owned by troom troom...
@rachelh9071
@rachelh9071 2 жыл бұрын
It's the kid/teenage branded troom troom..
@Ashlie_Bunny
@Ashlie_Bunny 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, this is clearly Troom Troom becoming self aware. All of these "hacks" are obviously satire and they are making fun of their own content. For a content farm like Troom Troom this is actually a pretty funny move.
@sydkurpiewske4332
@sydkurpiewske4332 2 жыл бұрын
they also used an actor that troom troom has for the teacher
@twinschromebook8216
@twinschromebook8216 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I actually realized that as well.
@hfrisch007
@hfrisch007 4 ай бұрын
New subbbb 😂😂😂😂 been watching you for weeks now , just realized the neon sign on the back wall says Kmk ,,,,Not "kink" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤ love your stuff
@celenabrown9381
@celenabrown9381 Жыл бұрын
I’m so glad there are people like you that make are days more cheerful. 😂
@oana._deac
@oana._deac 2 жыл бұрын
Her beginning of the video where she compliments you in a weird but comfortable way make me smile every time
@mags397
@mags397 2 жыл бұрын
3:53 Me every second of my life... *** Everyone, including Kris: Losing brain cells watching every one of these hacks A hack with tape shows up Kris: sees the tape WAWAWAWAWAIT HOLD MY VODKA I STRONGLY APPROVE OF THIS!
@sueplayz5262
@sueplayz5262 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@AliciaRead-sw2gq
@AliciaRead-sw2gq Жыл бұрын
I died laughing at the tape pants because it looked like a bin bag
@Toni_Mlr
@Toni_Mlr Жыл бұрын
Yeah... So I'm at home sick and bored so I watch a 10 month old vid, but at least Kris made a compliment on my glowy skin
@Ash_xoxo
@Ash_xoxo 2 жыл бұрын
(2:41) relatable...😭😭
@J25131
@J25131 Жыл бұрын
Same
@MAL-469
@MAL-469 2 жыл бұрын
9:15 kris in 8k ultra HD
@Rh1Rh1Rh1
@Rh1Rh1Rh1 Жыл бұрын
Kris is one person I could never get bored of.
@10KChallengeWith0Videos-vw5qq
@10KChallengeWith0Videos-vw5qq Жыл бұрын
"Hello, I want to tell you thank you for your work and funny videos. My mother has 5 children ( including me) and her morning isn't possible without your videos. She is fond of watching stories about Misha and his mother and brother from Russia. And I tell you thank you again, my family love you. We are waiting for your new works. 🙏🏻❤
@TwoMisdirections
@TwoMisdirections 2 жыл бұрын
6:30 That would be a whole new level of That Vegan Teacher
@Dusple
@Dusple 2 жыл бұрын
9:30 KmK: Are you five?!? me:.... guess I'm five now
@kadofireee
@kadofireee Жыл бұрын
Also me😂
@Mr.Monkeyofficial.
@Mr.Monkeyofficial. Жыл бұрын
5:11 omg the new "trash bag pants" 😍😍 LMAOOO 😭
@prishiiswee
@prishiiswee Жыл бұрын
when she always compliments at first makes me blush so hard always. hahaha love ur videos kris!!!
@allisonpiper3631
@allisonpiper3631 2 жыл бұрын
I love how she doesn’t realize how she says certain things until after she said them 😂 also love the part where she was talking about the double tooth brushes and her hand movements 😂
@sizzleeee334
@sizzleeee334 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: these hacks are stupid *sees a hack with duct tape* Kris:.... Kris: instant approval :) kris sacrificing brain cells so we don't have to. love her
@P0txt9
@P0txt9 2 жыл бұрын
Duck tape best tape Quack 🦆
@petegeorgopoulos7708
@petegeorgopoulos7708 2 жыл бұрын
kris: *sees duct tape*... hold my beer.
@smokeyquinn6093
@smokeyquinn6093 2 жыл бұрын
@@petegeorgopoulos7708 nah, more like "hold my vodka"
@LimacAkeX
@LimacAkeX 6 ай бұрын
I’ve been watching this video for 5 mins and you are already my favourite youtuber 😂😂😂
@entnz
@entnz 9 ай бұрын
"If you like gag and stuff you can't shove stuff to the back of your throat that is like girthy like that". I spat out my drink and burst into laughter.
@kholdanstaalstorm6881
@kholdanstaalstorm6881 2 жыл бұрын
More mood boosting from Kris, oh I so needed that! I related to that commentary all the way through, some of those "tricks" were so dumb I could feel my mind melting! Kris never fails in finding something that she can make a good video about. Marvelous Kris, you make my days better! Gorgeous Kris is so funny, relatable, cute, adorable and so talented I don't have the right words! Thanks for the video, take care and stay safe!
@kryptonianguest1903
@kryptonianguest1903 2 жыл бұрын
That channel must be satire. There's just no way those people are being serious.
@oasis6339
@oasis6339 2 жыл бұрын
05:09 “Oh, I thought there was trash in the laundry” no kris it’s just a dump truck
@Izukudeku726
@Izukudeku726 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@evanoriega2736
@evanoriega2736 5 ай бұрын
1 year ago but yet you are the only one who cured my boredom today and made me feel good cus my skinny is ripping from being sick
@hazel_.346
@hazel_.346 Жыл бұрын
I swear to God I laughed so hard for some reason I forgot to breath
@eunnahkim1649
@eunnahkim1649 2 жыл бұрын
“That kind of works but it’s stupid” @2:30😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Harrys-Hub
@Harrys-Hub 2 жыл бұрын
Here she is again. The most comedy filled KZfaqr/tiktoker ever she’s also the nicest person ever
@NathenPetersdorf
@NathenPetersdorf 2 ай бұрын
imagine you dont wanna vacuum or sweep but youre more than willing to become your owm roomba with double sided tape
@Preppy_Things.kdjndhc
@Preppy_Things.kdjndhc Жыл бұрын
“Party invite..Oh my god!what’s that like” - KallmeKris
@bloos7406
@bloos7406 2 жыл бұрын
Kris is back again with another banger, no words can describe the amount of effort that are always poured into this videos. Love it
@chelsearuger1796
@chelsearuger1796 2 жыл бұрын
I’m a delivery person for a local company that makes pre-made healthy meals. I’ve legitimately taken out someone’s trash for them and they still did not tip me. I did it because he mentioned to us about having back spasms a while back, so when he asked me to help him out, I obviously wanted to help. But like, damn. This man had me stock his fridge at one point when he wasn’t home, I’ve taken his garbage out, and he STILL refuses to give even an extra $1. His name is Lester and he’s my least favorite.
@LXRAAAC
@LXRAAAC Жыл бұрын
She's tired of walking her: I DONT LIKE WALKING I SHALL SIT
@WalkMannMusicOfficial
@WalkMannMusicOfficial Жыл бұрын
"Hello Everybody-" My inner thoughts: "MY name is Markiplier
@Jshdhfjfsrjjdjksj
@Jshdhfjfsrjjdjksj 2 жыл бұрын
3:25 I read "lets go to the party" as "lets go to therapy"
@Waybah_YT
@Waybah_YT 6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Waybah_YT
@Waybah_YT 6 ай бұрын
Tbh they do need it 😂😂😂😂
@Duck8887
@Duck8887 2 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else notice the troom troom logo @ 6:01? It threw me off for a second. Much love and support to everyone here.
@onetwothree456
@onetwothree456 2 жыл бұрын
I think that woohoo and troom troom are the same channel just diff names Kinda like 5 min crafts They have 5 min crafts men, 5 min crafts kids, 5 min crafts kitchen... And theyre all the same channel tehnicaly
@Duck8887
@Duck8887 2 жыл бұрын
@@onetwothree456 yes, thats how I knew it was troomtrooms' sister
@thislovesposessingme
@thislovesposessingme Жыл бұрын
Why did I die when u said “just a 20 year old man who wants to play with his car” 😭😭😭💀💀💀
@ambiguouslyanonymous1912
@ambiguouslyanonymous1912 10 ай бұрын
People: pulling out nearly any kind of tape Kris: DUCT TAPE! 😃
@stormewolfe4565
@stormewolfe4565 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard I almost passed out. For all that these are "lazy ideas", they also take way more work to set up or do than the normal solution would be, like the party clean-up one. I don't know why I found that insanely funny.
@jacklyn284
@jacklyn284 Жыл бұрын
did you ever see the baby romper commercial that had dry mop on the out side of the romper so that the baby cleaned the floor while it played? Same humor.
@raindown6702
@raindown6702 2 жыл бұрын
5:30 sexy and passed out? Possibly the worst combination of attributes
@Mint_choclate_chip
@Mint_choclate_chip 6 күн бұрын
Kris:you’re skin looks amazing me Me:has acne oh…thank you i guess
@Its_ur_fav_Ezmo
@Its_ur_fav_Ezmo Жыл бұрын
Kris is the best- she is so kind to her viewers- it warms my heart ❤
@Kayray77
@Kayray77 2 жыл бұрын
Not feeling the greatest today, thank you for making me laugh on days like this. You are just simply amazing in every way hope you have a wonderful day Kris ❤️
@elsayas6552
@elsayas6552 2 жыл бұрын
6:20 that is a terrible hamster wheel and do not use it if you have a hamster 🐹
@evvam3249
@evvam3249 Жыл бұрын
I love how I never fail to laugh at these videos
@scelesteregina
@scelesteregina Жыл бұрын
"Idk what's going on in the world, but I know it's not good." Relatable 😂
@smiley0609
@smiley0609 2 жыл бұрын
4:14 yeah cuz someone's gonna go "LET ME GET MY BROTHER ARRESTED CUZ THAT DEFINITELY DOESN'T SOUND F*CKED UP!" Also Kris, honey, is your hand healing and are you okay? Mentally and physically
@ShootingStarStudio
@ShootingStarStudio 10 ай бұрын
7:53 here’s what I did to get out of a chore. I’d go get a sock and hand it to my mom. Then when she gave me the sock back, I’d look at her and say: *”Master has given Dobby a sock! Master has presented Dobby with clothes! Dobby is free!”*
@Just_random.stuff778
@Just_random.stuff778 5 ай бұрын
0:05 IM KALLMEKRIS sounds like the devil 😈 hahaha btw i love sour videos so much and i love you ❤️
@jasminemaherelgohary8151
@jasminemaherelgohary8151 2 жыл бұрын
OK OK let's take a moment to appreciate how she frees up her time just to make our day brighter, to make us laugh all day long! I just want to say ... thank you Kris for being in our life
@womaninthewave
@womaninthewave 2 жыл бұрын
She’s the best. Also yay yay for jay jay
@corinnessoup
@corinnessoup 11 ай бұрын
“Your skin is do dewy and glowy” Me with acne: “That’s the best compliment I’ve gotten 🥹”
@OyVehhh
@OyVehhh 2 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Kris: *Why don't you do what I do and hire a guy off of Craigslist to spoon feed me while I game?*
@starplasmavessel064
@starplasmavessel064 11 ай бұрын
The hair brushing one is super relatable
@user-yw4me3uq9u
@user-yw4me3uq9u 6 ай бұрын
The poop scarf got me dying.
@crystalflames8097
@crystalflames8097 2 жыл бұрын
ur an inspiration kris- whenever i watch u it makes me laugh which is something i don’t do much love u kris thank u!!! ur an amazing human being
@tokitomuichiro7415
@tokitomuichiro7415 Жыл бұрын
7:40 Don’t have friends, Have depression instead!
@tokitomuichiro7415
@tokitomuichiro7415 Жыл бұрын
@Cookie Gamer`s Channel I relate more I have like 5 ex-bff and 3ex-best friends
@tokitomuichiro7415
@tokitomuichiro7415 Жыл бұрын
@Cookie Gamer`s Channel I can feel that but with 2 ex -bff
@flimedbylia
@flimedbylia Жыл бұрын
@Cookie Gamer`s Channel yeah same I’ve had some toxic ppl in my life but I cut them off
@ForestTheGingerBoi
@ForestTheGingerBoi 3 ай бұрын
80% of depression is caused by friends shitting on u
@unknownanonymous1662
@unknownanonymous1662 Жыл бұрын
LMFAO!! "Will spoon feed you.....And then spoon you..........And then spoon out your insides after that" and your delivery 🤣 🏆👏
@dagamingbirb6557
@dagamingbirb6557 2 жыл бұрын
9:44 why dont they just.... use the plastic cup by itself.... it makes literally NO difference
@potato4439
@potato4439 2 жыл бұрын
Handle….
@dagamingbirb6557
@dagamingbirb6557 2 жыл бұрын
@@potato4439 are they that lazy 😐
@potato4439
@potato4439 2 жыл бұрын
@@dagamingbirb6557 yep
@mmurdoch6190
@mmurdoch6190 Жыл бұрын
To avoid burning your hands. Not everyplace have a cup sleeve.
@GiggyTV
@GiggyTV 2 жыл бұрын
1:31 wait your not supposed to shower with hot sauce?
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