Karl Pilkington and Dolphins with Rifles

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From episode 4, Season 1 of the Ricky Gervais Show

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@nelliej4558 7 жыл бұрын

That bad wind in America...You mean Hurricane Katrina? LMAO

@salman_3833 4 жыл бұрын

im surprised ricky didnt have one of his giggle fits

@wayne20uk 3 жыл бұрын

More like Hurricane Tortilla!

@dnskskxndbdjsjdj Жыл бұрын

Described it like a 3yr old lmao

@cyphardotcom 8 жыл бұрын

"Go ahead punk, make my day." The delivery of that line, along with the animation makes me spit my tea out every time.

@J.Skyler 6 жыл бұрын

cyphardotcom I also think the clicking sound that Ricky made was hilarious as well.

@joeb2487 5 жыл бұрын

Just don't drink tea while watching this 90 second clip :P

@SamuelBlack84 3 жыл бұрын

Ironic, as Ricky played a dolphin in Family Guy

@jmm1233 11 жыл бұрын

The thing is the report of military trained dolphins escaping is true , its the way Karl explains it makes it so laughable

@TekTokYT 4 жыл бұрын

its hard to make it not laughable

@zeeweed150 3 жыл бұрын

I’m sure they were trained to detect submarines

@phoenixcoleman7777 3 жыл бұрын

Very old reply but that’s kinda what the news do

@zeeweed150 3 жыл бұрын

@@phoenixcoleman7777 fancy training Karl to be a dolphin ?

@bremensims6086 3 жыл бұрын

That's basically a summary of Karl

@Kairikiato 10 жыл бұрын

When Karl describes hurricane Katrina as "that wind", that is most definitely one of his true dumb moments.

@Narza85 7 жыл бұрын

Kairikiato who cares about katrina.

@eilidhthomson8916 6 жыл бұрын

Kairikiato h

@L33tw0rk 6 жыл бұрын

No, he said "bad wind"

@Gnossiene369 4 жыл бұрын

He is correct though, just obnoxiously simplified.

@charlespoopybutthole5170 3 жыл бұрын

"true dumb moments". So every waking moment of his life.

@cerdic6867 6 жыл бұрын

"I dont know what they kit them out with , but they're just ready for war"

@xLilPuddinTater 3 жыл бұрын

As an American, hearing someone refer to one of the most devastating hurricanes to ever hit the country as a "bad wind" is absolutely hilarious

@saulya 11 жыл бұрын

simply the fact he called hurricane katrina 'that bad wind' is enough to make me cry with laughter

@keith3915 6 жыл бұрын

"He's saying 'Go ahead punk, make my day!'" Lol

@BakemonoShiz 11 жыл бұрын

Karl: "...dolphins in it with all guns on em and stuff" Rickey: "Yeaa-WOAH, WOAH, WOAH, WOAH" Every person needs a Karl Pilkington in their life. His delivery is every bit as hilarious as Rickey's.

@gotokylehb 14 жыл бұрын

I love how at 0:49 ricky getting caught up with the details and Karl is like "dont worry about it that isn't the point..." simply genius

@PedloProductions 6 жыл бұрын

Karl truly is a treasure to humanity, for the love of god nature keep him safe

@AutomaticDuck300 11 жыл бұрын

Every time Ricky says "bollocks" to one of Karl's stories, I die laughing.

@Jcolinsol 13 жыл бұрын

"Experts who have studied the US navy's cetacean training exercises claim the 36 mammals could be carrying 'toxic dart' guns. Divers and surfers risk attack, they claim, from a species considered to be among the planet's smartest. The US navy admits it has been training dolphins for military purposes, but has refused to confirm that any are missing." Once again Karl is right!

@dskeetgt 10 жыл бұрын

"Rifles and berets" LMAO

@prettybadusername 13 жыл бұрын

"that wind" LMAO

@davidanderson1234 7 жыл бұрын

his saying go ahead punk make my day 😂😂😂

@OneCentSky 10 жыл бұрын

It's actually true. But they shoot poison darts not bullets.

@greg55666 12 жыл бұрын

I don't think any show has ever made me laugh as much as this one.

@tryingtogame8800 2 жыл бұрын

Karl pilkington was right all along my mind is blown 😳😳😳😳😳

@Putaspellonyou 12 жыл бұрын

"you're talking SHIT!"

@ForeverWog 13 жыл бұрын

I love Ricky going "WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA."

@baqirnaji8617 10 жыл бұрын

"Mel Born"

@dale2442 5 жыл бұрын

"when that bad wind happened"

@Englishman_in_China 2 жыл бұрын

Anyone here after Russians released military dolphins? Don’t Ricky and Steve look silly now...

@thecompanioncube4211 2 жыл бұрын

Apparently they were used for military purposes from the cold war era

@marinagimenezleal 2 ай бұрын

@@thecompanioncube4211military porpoises*

@Raziel537 11 жыл бұрын

"Dophins with guns and stuff" "What do you.. wooh wooh wooh!"

@SuperSonicDonk3y 12 жыл бұрын

I just love that 0:33 :D "with dolphins in it .." >"right" "with all guns on and stuff" >"woa woa woa" that escalated quickly :D

@mikkelhansen2030 7 жыл бұрын

So Karl Pilkington is basically Alex Jones on valium.

@ternes35yolo 6 жыл бұрын

mikkel hansen a non political Alex jones

@thomasalvarez6456 6 жыл бұрын

Although it was partly true so.........

@abbafan50986 6 жыл бұрын

Yeah I could just imagine it: "There's these frogs right, and the water turned them into little gay fellas"

@dale2442 5 жыл бұрын

never compare our Karl to that fat useless sack of shite

@ThatOneToucan 5 жыл бұрын

@@thomasalvarez6456 It's not true at all, it's bollocks

@teelvin 14 жыл бұрын

Love it, I could listen to Karl all day

@JFrombaugh 12 жыл бұрын

I love how it starts off 0:35 "Ooh whoa whoa whoa..." Then "What do you mean it's on a strap?! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"

@salamirterra 12 жыл бұрын

"Get them ready for war...." "Get who ready, sir?" "The dolphins, major. The dolphins. Use the straps."

@jonnywray6 14 жыл бұрын

Just bought the script book today for my hols, I LOVE THIS SHOW!

@PurpleSilk 13 жыл бұрын

I love Karl so much. He's so damned random--like, authentically random with a straight face the entire time.

@BlightVonDrake 6 жыл бұрын

Dolphin's aren't friendly, they will gank you. They have guns now. Run while you still can. The age of humans is coming to an end, once dolphins find their ways onto land it's all over. I love this beyond words.

@JFrombaugh 9 жыл бұрын

LOL 0:56 "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"

@bollocks2who 13 жыл бұрын

LOL!! The funniest part of this video is the fact that the cartoon looks so like Ricky Gervais!

@sillyputty7641 8 жыл бұрын

Love these guys😆

@N3phariouz 13 жыл бұрын

He's saying go ahead punk make my day! LMAO

@Nicolethehedgehog145 12 жыл бұрын

"no that isn't the point, don't worry about" i laughed so hard when Karl said that XD

@laurynwithers6867 11 жыл бұрын

I love how Karl and Ricky are trying to shout over eachother and Steve's just in the background trying not to laugh.

@ransib 7 жыл бұрын

Dolphins with guns? Isn't that in a Simpson episode? Dolphins taking revenge or something

@ACDC920605 13 жыл бұрын

Ive been listening to this at work last week CONSTANTLY. I think im turning inte Karl Pilkington

@ElvisLivesUpstairs 14 жыл бұрын

The titles alone of these vids R so funny!

@xXKINGCOGXx 11 жыл бұрын

He's saying go ahead punk, make my day

@Stunaldo 13 жыл бұрын

Brilliant! When that bad wind came along! haha

@MatadorMadison 10 жыл бұрын

"What do you mean its on a strap?!"

@huggymonster101 13 жыл бұрын

i love the picture of the dolphins with weapons and whiskers on their chins

@CrazyFreak714 6 жыл бұрын

When you go to the beach and the sign reads, WARNING DOLPHINS WITH RIFLES TRESSPASSERS WILL BE SHOT ON SIGHT ☠️

@Kemonokami 13 жыл бұрын

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!" XD Priceless.

@placebodomingo3277 4 жыл бұрын

“That bad wind.” LOL

@CRAZYPADDY2008 13 жыл бұрын

watching this always cheers me up lol

@AnaAcapella 12 жыл бұрын

That guy in Melbourne is a GENIUS ! xD

@do1wo1 14 жыл бұрын

very funny show.... brilliant,

@HighOverlordBeardo 13 жыл бұрын

I like how pissed Ricky gets at the beginning.

@treetrain 13 жыл бұрын

"He's saying, 'go ahead punk, make my day!'" ahahahahahahahahahahaha hilarious!!!!

@jengirl2 13 жыл бұрын

this had me crying from laughing so hard. absolutely hysterical!!!!!

@thepeacetimebookclub3029 6 жыл бұрын

"I don't know what they kit em' out with but they're just ready for war." brilliant

@KenworthW900HG 11 жыл бұрын

Aww, man alive, Ricky is so quick witted. 'Go ahead punk, make my day' XD

@maagiapall 11 жыл бұрын

Half of the entertainment COMES from the responses from ricky and stephen.

@DynamicMuffin 13 жыл бұрын

"Oh it's trying to talk to us!" "-click-" XDDD

@herculesbeats8499 7 жыл бұрын

"Melborn" lol

@frederickbulsara8141 6 жыл бұрын

greatest 2 minutes on youtube

@Kemonokami 11 жыл бұрын

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!" My friend is absolutely cracked up by that.

@Wazzybot 13 жыл бұрын

Haha! When that wind happened. Brilliant.

@crispy6311 6 жыл бұрын

"Be afraid of the light." Merchant killed it in Logan.

@MrQuietKiid 12 жыл бұрын

"Go ahead punk make my day".

@jd913617 13 жыл бұрын

'you're talking shit' I LOVE it when Ricky says that haha

@ImperialWatson 13 жыл бұрын

@SoflesViolence I love it when a Pod comes together

@najsbajsmedmajs 11 жыл бұрын

"So if you see a dolphin, don't go 'oh it's friendly', 'cos there's some with weapons now." LOL

@93heylove 12 жыл бұрын

I was so upset about various things just now. I was so overwhelmed I thought I was going to vomit. And then I said enough and watched Karl.

@ewetyube 14 жыл бұрын

"when - when that - that wind happened...ehm...it was like a bad wind, thing going on." LOL

@transformersloverjon 11 жыл бұрын

Kay Pilkey just amazes me.

@chaosinorderrr 13 жыл бұрын

he's sayin 'go ahead punk made my day" LMFAO 'bad wind' LMFAO

@duncanwallace7760 4 жыл бұрын

I love how Ricky ends every one of these discussions with 'its bollocks'.

@Geckuno 12 жыл бұрын

I don't know about the release part, but dolphins being trained for the army is a thing I also read in a Turkish newspaper.

@whiteshadow59 12 жыл бұрын

somewhere between ricky and karl is genius

@brazil70 12 жыл бұрын

The 'bad wind'.

@jamesstephenparry 10 жыл бұрын

"I don't know what they kit them out with" hahaha

@mistamowgli513 13 жыл бұрын

i like the dolphin with the 5 o'clock shadow.

@DRF1001 8 жыл бұрын

He's a genius , and a complete eejit

@Dim4323 Жыл бұрын

Dolphins with frickin lazers

@aGamingFish 11 жыл бұрын

Funniest bit of the show ever XD

@mOjoTho 13 жыл бұрын

"...with dolphins in it, and like with all guns on 'em and stuff" wha-woahwoahwoahwoah woooooooo

@22wall 12 жыл бұрын

This just made my day, fucking awesome!

@roselake89 14 жыл бұрын

"Go ahead punk--make my day" hahaha

@0Linerider0forever0 13 жыл бұрын

funniest thing in my life ever

@fromthelandofozz 12 жыл бұрын

a weaponized dolphin will be a nice addition to my sharks with freaking laser beams on there head

@gusmoff91 11 жыл бұрын

More epic that frickin' sharks with lasers attached to their frickin' heads

@Ulrna 11 жыл бұрын

I remember reading that

@thoeunhor8655 2 жыл бұрын

I was told about this in my teenage days by a friend and we did make a joke about it lol

@pare321 12 жыл бұрын

"When that sort of bad wind happened" "You mean Hurricane Katrina?"

@jordinio1O 13 жыл бұрын

love ricky's rection to karl when he realises where hes goin with his point... "youre talking shit"!!

@SvenTviking 12 жыл бұрын

The US Navy did experiments with trained Dolphins to lay explosive charges, either for mine sweeping or offensive use.

@ycontrol1459 13 жыл бұрын

my face hurts from laughing

@TehLynnzloo 10 жыл бұрын

LOL someone probably emailed tht to him knowing he would believe it.. I love Karl :')

@SuperSonicDonk3y 12 жыл бұрын

0:33 well that escalated quickly! :D

@supermansamuel 14 жыл бұрын

Ruckus laugh XD

@NativeSpartacus 13 жыл бұрын

Bad winds = Hurricane Katrina, epic.

@SoflesViolence 13 жыл бұрын

In 2010, a crack commando unit of dolphins were in a bay somewhere for some reason. They promptly escaped due to some wind to the sea. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no-one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the Dolphin-Team.