karl when aliens invade: "its some sort of space thing innit"

"i got bad eyes n that" "come in tomorrow n we'll sort them out"

"The Ducks Looked Worried" hahahahahaha priceless !!

The chimp doctors bit reminds me of Norm McDonald. I firmly believe Karl knows what he’s doing.

"I saw a jogger who was pushing a pram at the same time... the kid looked terrified" :D

Karl mistaking a joke for a real story is so great

"it's some sort of time thing innit"

No i don't think it's set up or agreed before, but Ricky definitely brings out this side of Karl, when you watch him in interviews alone he acts not different but not as weird because he isn't being asked weird stuff constantly

I ask Suzanne “why don’t ducks use there wings much”? Suzanne said she had to call her mum and dad so I never got an answer 😂😂😂.

I honestly thought the punchline was going to be “because the light was on.”

"Easy mistake". Man the stuff karl says at the end of these convos is usually the best stuff

Do yourself a favor and listen to the phone call again at 5.24. Absolutely great.

I love how you can just never dissuade Karl from anything.

4:28 "It was this fella... right, who had a problem with his eyes.......... right" haha I don't know why that was hilarious to me

The saddest part about the chimp doctor was the procedure was full price.

Karl Pilkington = complete genius. His way of thinking is unparalleled.

realises the nurse is a panda cracks me up every time

“In America, where they have to pay for medical stuff and all that” yup karl thanks for reminding me 👍

Actually Chimps, like all Simians have opposable thumbs on their hands and feet, so Ricky was wrong about that.

Of course chimps have opposable thumbs, Ricky!

Thanks for this XD

the kid looked terrified hahahahahaahahahah

6:35 sign reads : " Money now so you can see more bananas" lol

MONE YNOWS OYOUCA NSEEMOR EBANANAS

I love when Ricky says "Don't talk shit"

I see a lot of people saying that Ricky is wrong about chimps and thumbs. The truth is that he is right or wrong depending on your definition. “Opposability is present to some degree in most primates but varies considerably in its functional effectiveness as an instrument of fine manipulation. Humans and baboons are preeminent in this respect. The apes, having short thumbs and long fingers, are handicapped in relation to delicate manual dexterity but are adept in the coarser elements of hand use, particularly in relation to tree climbing.”

The big bang line was fucking brilliant.

worried duck .... my new synth loop band name

They do. and they have a good grip too.

"a little bit of idle chimp chat"

It was him when he was a kid. HAHAHA

There's really not much to comment on in this one... Thanks for the upload!

Love how Karl assumes that there must have been a loud noise just because it's called "Big Bang".

they wouldnt be able to grip trees without opposable thumbs

Chimps do have opposable thumbs though. They have opposable feet too.

this is genius. Remember this for when a relative is ill.

Oppossable grip - The ability of the thumb to touch the pinky.

The ducks looked worried lol

That was a twilight zone episode which I saw once, A man walks down the ally and sees him and his mates when he was younger! :3

@BasementBeginnings You may want to double check that, because I did. "Opposable thumbs are shared by many primates, including most simians, and some prosimians. The climbing and suspensory behaviour in orthograde apes, such as chimpanzees, has resulted in elongated hands while the thumb has remained short. As a result, these primates are unable to perform the pad-to-pad grip associated with opposability." Chimps have thumbs, but not opposable thumbs.

"Well, to be honest, y'know, he's specialised in what he does" "What a load of bollocks this is getting" XD

6:33 Lol in the back the letter test says "MONEY NOW SO YOU CAN SEE MORE BANANAS"

the doppleganger thing is from the twilight zone haha

This is as good as Clive Warren

'Money now so you can see more bananas'. Lol

Karl's actually on something about the time thing... I think it happened to a King or a Lord or something like that. He saw himself coming down the road on a horse, then 10 years later he was doing the same thing, recalling what he'd seen years earlier. Died in some war like the same day

He realised the nurse was a panda hahaha

I don't care what any one says I believe the chimp doctor story 😁

Just came up with their slogan > IT`S SO CHEAP IT`S A CHIMP. :-P

@asgerronholm yeah they do, but they don't have the precision grip is what I think Ricky meant. A chimp can swing a hammer but it can't work with small tools.

4:00 tbh I wouldn't have been smart enough to think about that ??? Such a legend (:

"Just enjoy looking at stuff"

I laugh out loud at the punchline every time

Some of Karl’s diary entries read like old Japanese haiku

5:36 is where you put on the 3d glasses

@ThatGuy1116 - you don't need insurance for medical care in the UK. You pay for it through income tax, whether you have used it that year or not. A far superior system than whatever mess the USA now has.

@BasementBeginnings As far as I´m concerned Doppleganger is a misspelling of the German word but commonly used and acknowledged as well...

wow

Ya Ricky, it's a time thing.

Raccons have them, too.

Ducks and mallards fly the highest of all the avian creatures

@rubycubicle I like his expression everytime he says it.

that is kind of weird once when i wer bout 8 me and my mom went into a super market and i seen a lil boy of bout 4 with blond curley hair just like me when i was that age and his mom called him over and he had the same name as me i still remember that to this day!

@heftigfin Good eye! The entire (almost) picture may be seen at 7:36: "Give me money now so you can see more bananas" - birlliant!

Yes it is, I have personal experience. I needed to see an ENT badly. It wasn't an emergency, if by emergency you mean I didn't have blood pouring out of my ear, nose and throat. I didn't get an appointment for 2 MONTHS. If I was in Europe, I could have called the doctor at his house, on the weekend, at night, and gotten an appointment for the next day. Here, you can't go until your insurance clears. No, it's not "free", but you save money on monthly insurance claims, so it makes up for it.

@ferretyluv Yes, and in Canada, you have to wait a couple of days to see a doctor for a skull fracture. (Been there, seen it.) Plus it isn't free. Nothing is free. They pay into it with their taxes. So you pay more in taxes for a longer wait and for other's injuries. "Here, you have to wait for the office to open and then you have to wait for them to set you up an appointment, which with a specialists takes WEEKS." That is simply not true, Maybe for your, non-emergency appointment.

BWAHA! I was half right!

a chimps thumb is but a stub in proportion to it's fingers unlike a humans which has a large thumb in relation to its fingers, and while it may technically oppose the fingers it really doesnt allow the grip or precision of a human thumb/finger combo. This is what gervais is implying.

Momma Pilkington's into the same shit.... XD

Does Ricky really think that chimps don’t have opposable thumbs?

Lmao read the eye test chart

7:35 look at the wall and read

how did he read the number on the ad but not the word chimp

6:42 look background at the eye test sheet

Go enjoy looking at stuff

I thought he was going to say it was a "PRIMATE" Doctor instead of "PRIVATE"...

On the wall at 6:41 it says see more bananas.

almost all primates have opposable thumbs used for grasping things, especially tree branches, and picking up things. Humans, apes, and most monkeys have this type of thumb.

watch from 4:19 with captions on. Hilarious.

Some sort of... time thing.

little fella

@SirAlfredSourcock I generally do...

Thumbs up if you saw "money now so you can see more bananas" on the board.

he honestly has a point about the big bang.

Chimp chat

jackpot

LMFAO HA....HA...HA...

I was not implying that chimpanzees do not have opposable thumbs but that "doppelganger" could be spelled multiple ways depending on the language but now that I think of it, the producers of the show possibly spelled it incorrectly on purpose for humorous reasons.

Well Ricky got the one big thing about chimps wrong

@heystupidopenthedoor Yes but primitive thumbs aren't a-posable

yes, i agree, i was more replying to todd. he had one valid point, and one not ;)

the 2 ppl were the ducks !

First of all, doctor's offices in Europe aren't run like free clinics here. You can call a doctor on a weekend if you wanted to. Here, you have to wait for the office to open and then you have to wait for them to set you up an appointment, which with a specialists takes WEEKS. Plus, to even see the specialist, you need a referral. You don't need that in Europe. Also, Canada's the second largest country on earth. They have free health care. Russia is the largest. They do to.

chimps do have opposable thumbs!

what's he on about - chimps DO have opposable thumbs...

"It"

What does he say 4:09 ? ?

I WAS RICKY GERVAIS IN MY FUTURE LIFE.

Karl's real. Just a lot of the same content being mashed together into multiple videos or Ricky/Stephen bringing up a topic again (on Idiot) because it's utterly hilarious.

my dad had his eyes done with this doctor. I think karl is getting confused, he is a human but he has that thing like the hairy chinese kids.