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@foxhazhax48453 жыл бұрын
"You can only talk rubbish if you're aware of knowledge." Holy crap.
@Tomversal2 жыл бұрын
Quite philosophical really
@KotaonPC Жыл бұрын
Karl in a sentence
@lemongrabloids31033 жыл бұрын
“You can only talk rubbish, if you’re aware of knowledge”
@oom57682 жыл бұрын
Its not a lie if you believe it
@KotaonPC Жыл бұрын
it explains a lot about Karl.
@joewright9879 Жыл бұрын
@@oom5768 that’s what every tyrant has said.
@tylerinnit996 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 the thing is he ain't wrong he just can't word a sentence
@OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOq Жыл бұрын
Meaning nothing sounds like rubbish if everyone is equally as ignorant.
@hannahhobnob203 жыл бұрын
The shadow pushing people off their bikes is my favourite story, the laughing is just infectious
@CT-dv6dr3 жыл бұрын
@Kyle Robinson grow up
@jimmyrustler89833 жыл бұрын
"There's a shadow somewhere...."
@simplesimonsayssimplesayings2 жыл бұрын
@The Preacher Yes. Once I came face to face with the “Hat Man”, one of the shadow people. He interacted with me physically. He reached out his arm to grab mine and left three scratches in the same length, uniformly spaced. It wasn’t my eyes playing tricks on me. @CT Ricky Gervais is a “know-it-all”, really a “believe-it-all”. Karl is more sceptical of the two.
@imrandarren86912 жыл бұрын
You probably dont give a shit but does any of you know of a method to log back into an Instagram account..? I was dumb lost my account password. I would appreciate any help you can offer me
@caysonarlo53222 жыл бұрын
@Imran Darren Instablaster :)
@Simon-kv4vt Жыл бұрын
Ricky's laugh at the manhole cover bomb blast after Karl said 'never saw the manhole cover again' gets me everytime, so funny.
@TheNotthediver Жыл бұрын
It's true and there's pictures
@petedonegan96517 ай бұрын
It is a weird example of Karl taking a true story and mangling it in the telling of it. They were not testing what would happen if they put a manhole cover on a nuclear bomb. They were testing the result of the bomb being detonated below ground. Part of which required them locking down the shaft they lowered the bomb into. When they set off the bomb it ripped the "manhole cover" off with such force that they calculated it may have been sent into orbit.
@leebow7357Ай бұрын
Surely the story about the shadow pushing people of bikes can't be true 😅
@samanthab19233 жыл бұрын
I always thought sending Karl out on Ghost 👻 hunts would be fab!
@stevenburris88542 жыл бұрын
The manhole cover traveled faster than any man-made object ever
@lmorandi96 Жыл бұрын
‘And they drink milk from a saucer’ - I died 😂
@colinsmith4843 жыл бұрын
Pretty excited when I saw this pop up on my feee! All the RSK stuff is helpful in times of anxiety & depression as many people have commented. So true
@PilkyPodcasts3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely! Nothing better than listening to Ricky, Steve and Karl to get you through tough times! Hope you enjoyed it
@yasminahmetsmoqueenkills63703 жыл бұрын
It’s so true, it helps me massively. I listen to these every single night over and over lol. They never get boring to me even though I’ve listened to every single audio and know them all word for word. They help so many people!!!
@beenrue56723 жыл бұрын
Subbed even though you put this out at 10 to 1 with a load of effin n jeffin in it
@blackpig5210 ай бұрын
"One mushy pea"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Deadman1000 Жыл бұрын
I like that Karl can never explain anything but uses his feelings to make an even worse point
@AtheistEdge3 жыл бұрын
flies + a johnny = badness
@KotaonPC Жыл бұрын
it's true
@kirstyb44 Жыл бұрын
So funny 😂instant cure for my anxiety and low feelings..thank you for compiling this
@markwilson994 Жыл бұрын
Yes definetly does the trick
@dagreenflamingo105 Жыл бұрын
Karl would prob say “Hope the days since have been pleasant enough.”
@ryanjones79473 жыл бұрын
Showed on my recommendations have a sub n that
@josephcootes98962 жыл бұрын
The manhole cover got me 😂😂😂
@larryamigo25263 жыл бұрын
Count Mancula! 🧛🏻♂️ Alright..... 😦
@PlayaP693 жыл бұрын
Ricky's responses to Karl's stories have me spitting 🤣😅😂! Like: "They were then trying to *convince me* that telekinesis was not like all the other stuff. . . *that I didn't believe in.* 😂😅🤣
@lunasmyth52505 ай бұрын
Karl will never realise what an amazing comedy god he is
@JD-Media3 жыл бұрын
Perfect thank you Pilky
@PilkyPodcasts3 жыл бұрын
Thank you, James! Be sure to Like, Share and Subscribe if you haven't already!
@MylaCruz112 ай бұрын
Thank you for these!
@PLsexpicklePL3 жыл бұрын
Spooky Karl!
@bockerwright41323 жыл бұрын
Don't Talk Shit! 😆
@peterrayner11193 жыл бұрын
Very first story he talks about a wooden bath he was in, when I was 2 my mum was bathing me and I apparently said 'this is where I died before with my other mummy'. Well let's just say my mum still doesn't look at me normal 🤣
@jimmyrustler89833 жыл бұрын
My sisters friend Beth had a similar experience, in where her and her mother were walking past a local church, and Beth asked her mother if she could remember horses being in there once. Her mother thought the conversation was odd, and decided to look it up. Turns out it was a Stable in the early 1800's.
@joewright9879 Жыл бұрын
@@jimmyrustler8983 rubbish
@robertsmith3672 Жыл бұрын
If you was only 2. You are only taking your mother's word for that .
@jebbryant6522 Жыл бұрын
That's very interesting considering 2 year olds speak in 3-5 word sentences ya mum might just be taking the piss mate
@MrCheesyBaconBits3 жыл бұрын
Best time to have uploaded this. I was playing Phasmophobia today and then it registered that Karl likes ghosts so I was going to shoot through KZfaq to find his ghost stories and maaaaan you saved me big time on this one!
@PilkyPodcasts3 жыл бұрын
Haha! Glad I could be of help! Be sure to share if you’re enjoying the uploads my friend 👍
@owensbama1923 Жыл бұрын
The manhole on the bomb story is actually true. I saw it on a documentary on the military channel.
@click87082 жыл бұрын
When else better to listen to this?
@flipperth12 ай бұрын
Dracula's centre parting is really neat, therefore there is no Dracula (as he couldn't look in mirrors to check it out) - paraphrasing Karl there!🤣🤣🤣
@gemmawilliams6825 Жыл бұрын
Sounds like something from a funny bones book😂😂
@user-mt4ku7jw1y3 жыл бұрын
An ashtray 'olds cold bettah'
@Big-Papa-Smurf2 жыл бұрын
I find these bits funnier than monkey news.
@louiedupont2645 Жыл бұрын
imagine these lads as ghosts hunters
@mumfordalien17942 жыл бұрын
Funny enough the manhole cover story is true. It is the fastest object ever recorded, the reason why it was never found is because it was shot into space.
@The-egg-cult.3 ай бұрын
Did anyone else used to have baths in the sink as a kid, was weird af but feels like a karl moment
@hbelgica1183 жыл бұрын
35:30 lmao ricky’s laugh reached the whistle register..
@inzane4toys3313 жыл бұрын
Wicked funny
@ughugh3767 Жыл бұрын
Glad to be listening to this during halloween 🎃
@brucewayne21843 жыл бұрын
Ye never seen a black ghost
@user-qw2go1ug3eАй бұрын
Mankula 😂😂😂😂😂😂 dis guy im dieing
@sonny25933 жыл бұрын
Karls evolved, now he's got a head like a f**king pumpkin
@PilkyPodcasts3 жыл бұрын
Haha! That's the magic of Photoshop, Samuel! I hope you're enjoying the content!
@KotaonPC Жыл бұрын
pumpkin is orange too innit
@chibiarts90293 жыл бұрын
I wish they'd bring back the Ricky Gervais show
@fruitsalad58022 жыл бұрын
anyone else ever feel like Karl must be related to some horrible historical figure? he always acts so openly apprehensive about digging into his family history and seems to have seen something he didn't want to see in his own family tree.
@zackfromtheburgh7 ай бұрын
Yeah - they’re called his relatives 🤣
@fruitsalad58027 ай бұрын
@@zackfromtheburgh lmao it's true. papa pilkington seems awful
@PerfectMask17 ай бұрын
No
@offal3 жыл бұрын
the scratches on the inside of a coffin are when the gas builds up in your abdomen and your abdomen explodes, the acid released makes those markings..
@rickewilde11 ай бұрын
A cat that didn't look happy 😂😂😂
@dannydowden2282 жыл бұрын
How did Karl Pilkington never do most haunted
@ThomasJackPotter Жыл бұрын
Rickie needs to know that the budgies would die, not be happy…
@jamesrawl36482 жыл бұрын
Dracula'a mum does his part with spit on her fingers
@benhart61833 жыл бұрын
Was baby that ad v power!
@LukeQMN Жыл бұрын
"Somebody dug up the body, took its heart, burnt it, blended it, put it in water and drank it. Now if they're isn't dodgy stuff going on why are they in prison?" "Because they dug up a body, cut out the heart, burnt it, liquidized it and drank it that's why" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@robertsmith3672 Жыл бұрын
And don't forget Karl is one of the brightest Manc.
@post13053 ай бұрын
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@detectiveh73993 жыл бұрын
I love how Steve thinks he's so much smarter than Karl. But he's really not.
@Weezygeeza973 жыл бұрын
The thing with Karl is that he's not an idiot as a lot of people would think. What he is is 1. Gullible and 2. Terrible at communication/misremembering info
@QueeferSutherland13 жыл бұрын
If by smarter you mean educated then obviously he is smarter than Karl.
@BBAACKE3 жыл бұрын
Karl, in my opinion, is somewhat of a genius, but not in the traditional sense regarding IQ and whatnot. The genius lives in his ability to see & interpret concepts through a strange variation of child-like wonder & face-value literalism. The comedic gold that he unwittingly says in conversation is just brilliant. Please don’t ever change, Karl.
@detectiveh73993 жыл бұрын
I like Steve but any argument they have Karl always crushes Steve. Effortlessly.
@gazf61633 жыл бұрын
@@detectiveh7399 Steve is smarter in the traditional sense. He knows when to mock Karl and when to defend him, and when to talk to Karl calmly. Karl once asked if flea circuses (which of course are just tiny motorised/battery powered apparatus) gets the most out of fleas. Karl actually thought it was trained fleas 😂 Steve just smiled and moved onto the next topic 😂 I love Karl he’s great, I understand and agree with 99% of what he says. I understand the brain and him as different things perfectly, I thought everyone thought that.
@1994jhg Жыл бұрын
😊
@ScottyNapaa Жыл бұрын
@16:19 the shadow story
@Fox8ball.11 ай бұрын
The manhole cover story is true 100% except for that it didn't go into orbit it left the atmosphere and kept going. (Apparently true)
@69429boss7 ай бұрын
The irony is Karl is far more interesting than Ricky
@l3oozehound5 ай бұрын
Steve and Ricky are such norms. Kinda status quo mainstream types who think just because it sounds a bit out there, that it will never happen. If they were born 400 years ago, they would be in the lynching mobs accusing women of being witches because they made a nice soup 😂
@horavariadarosada40273 жыл бұрын
It sounds like liam gallagher
@samanthab19233 жыл бұрын
Because they're both from Manchester
@lindatruderung9378 Жыл бұрын
I wish Ricky and Steve would just shut their pie holes, and let Karl get on with his stories. It is no wonder that Karl gets flustered, with all the interpretations. An example is the budgie story. They barely let Karl string 2 sentences together. Karl is correct about certain birds being susceptible to dying from fright. Ask a vet.
@billiessphincter4104 Жыл бұрын
A shadow at night. Did it eat a knob
@georgie5352 ай бұрын
If you touch a UFO you’re gonna get done …. I have not laughed harder in a long while . Omg such drivel 38:50
@scottorummalleus69173 жыл бұрын
weird,..innit?
@pinchopaxtonsgreatestminds9591 Жыл бұрын
So what's the name of that Lake where the Loch Ness monster lives?
@Chrisbajs4 ай бұрын
1:58 Live on air, talking shit again....
@singingsunflower90003 жыл бұрын
The flies and the notes and all of whatever he would find that he would think had antything to do with ghosts was explained when he said it was a junkie hangout. I'm a recovering junkie and would have made notes like that and put things like that just to potentially freak someone out! Karl please...
@jimmyrustler89833 жыл бұрын
Imagining his face reading that note makes me laugh without fail.
@pt14930 Жыл бұрын
What kinda parents left their 7-8 year in a house himself and went out?!?
@aredub1847 Жыл бұрын
they also killed a lot of cats.
@blackpig5210 ай бұрын
The McCann family
@7star7storm77 ай бұрын
I used to ride my bike around all day when i was 7-8 .. So why wouldn't i be ok at home without my parents ? Times.. they are a changin 🎶
@MarkWhippy Жыл бұрын
15:53 He has a point if he's talking about horror movies, the ghost is always a white person haha
@stephenjames14433 жыл бұрын
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@The-egg-cult.3 ай бұрын
Funny a lot of the shit karl is saying are real things like the beard dude that happened he was missing for days, if anything ricky is the moron because he just thinks karls chatting shit
@joewright98793 жыл бұрын
The arrogance of the two is hilarious.
@alexiscondit8983 жыл бұрын
Steve and Ricky are so closed minded to things they can't explain or understand. It really frustrates me. Past lives aren't rubbish at all.
@philoebeddo87243 жыл бұрын
Of course they are you bell end
@iknowyoureright85643 жыл бұрын
@Alexis condit they’ll have to believe After they die. They’ll realise everything is mint as they thought. They’re still hella funny to listen to though. 😂😂
@Boyblunder2k93 жыл бұрын
Yes they are, sorry. At least until there is evidence to suggest otherwise.
@alexiscondit8983 жыл бұрын
@@Boyblunder2k9 there's loads of evidence. But if you don't have an interest than it's not worth looking into.
@00Andreas003 жыл бұрын
@@alexiscondit898 Such as?
@lusiscus3 жыл бұрын
Ricky annoys me a bit because he is so closed minded. I saw a real ghost with a witness and if I could prove it I'd gamble everything I own against his £1.
@imaginti2592 жыл бұрын
That literally means nothing as there is such thing as shared hallucinations, many people like you say yeah i seen a ghost. There are many reasons you can see things being tired, sick or suffering distress of any kind, these are just a few. Lets say ghost are real and they say ghost are born of unfinished business or horrible deaths, if that were the case then surely there would be millions upon millions of ghost just due to war alone. Also what about disease or starvation and torture?. Yet we as a species have not guaranteed their existence ever. Im not talking about the uneducated and highly superstitious people in society. I’m talking about well educated and scientific folk who base what they can prove and not what they themselves can see. In fact many scientists have been proven wrong on what they can see and not prove, that says a whole lot about what you can prove. Has nothing about being close minded and more about what you prove with other scientists proving it.
@lusiscus2 жыл бұрын
@@imaginti259 There is the belief that after so much time a ghost/spirit/energy, call it whatever you like moves to a different plane or level if you like. All I know is what I saw was totally out of the Blue, we both saw it and it scared the shit out of us. Now, Quantum physicists firmly believe as a result of their string theory science that there are other dimensions besides the one we live in, these are highly intelligent people and believing there are other dimensions is no different to believing in Ghosts really, at least I have proven it to myself and partner that ghosts do indeed exist. I have had several unexplained happenings too which to me backs up my theory there's more to this world than meets the eye, as an example, I was playing snooker with my young son a few years ago and I put the White ball in the pocket and as my son approached the pocket to fetch it out, it suddenly jumped back out of the pocket on it's own and landed on the table. You can believe what you like at the end of the day, I'm level headed enough to know my experiences were real and nothing to do with mind tricks.
@OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOq Жыл бұрын
@@imaginti259 yeah yeah, but the guy is close minded when it comes to considering ideas that contradict his understandings
@karlosthejackel69 Жыл бұрын
I dislike the people who shouted ‘science’ at everyone but have no understanding or education in actual science