The Very Best of Karl Pilkington | Compilation, The Funniest Stories and Theories

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@melisaxo1199 2 жыл бұрын

MAN MOTH!🤣🤣im actually crying hahaha

@EKOvision 11 ай бұрын

“I’m busy, I’m not gonna start looking into something in Depth..”😂

@tvscribe 5 күн бұрын

So good. It's not looking into it in depth, Karl, it's literally just reading a book.

@nickflair Жыл бұрын

Laughed so hard my skull fell off

@chaseHoldren 10 ай бұрын

WHAT DO YOU MEAN. Kahl play a record

@lesguito 7 ай бұрын

I think Ricky and Steve were so stunned about what he was saying that it didn't occur to them that Karl probably just confused scalp for skull

@gazf6163 6 ай бұрын

@@lesguitoeven so, how does a scalp fall off? 😂

@applejuice2898 Ай бұрын

@@gazf6163circulation problems

@stephengillatt788 3 жыл бұрын

Dear Mr. K. Dilkington. You are one of our most valuable customers... I threw it in the bin 😂😂

@Raven-Claws88 3 жыл бұрын

I don't know why that's so funny LOOOOL but it is!

@carriej.4120 3 жыл бұрын

@@Raven-Claws88 because it made it in the diary 😆

@TonyEnglandUK 2 ай бұрын

He threw it in the bin without reading how many millions he'd won.

@gregthompson3785 4 ай бұрын

"Little gang of monkeys".Karl made himself laugh.

@EKOvision 11 ай бұрын

The next year, “Can I have another sandwich?” “Where’s your brother?” “He died..” 🤭😂

@owen429 Жыл бұрын

the disarming thing about Karl Pilkington is just how quickly he switches between actually having something of a point and mind-bafflingly, earth-shatteringly stupid. It's completely unpredictable

@nicholasmasciaga4777 3 жыл бұрын

It started pushing people off bikes😂

@paulgering7703 Жыл бұрын

“The Siamese twins could’ve looked both ways.” Oh, heavens.

@Smokalatexter77 2 жыл бұрын

I can’t stop listening to these 3. It’s oddly comforting to fall asleep to. 🤷🏻‍♂️

@durhamdf Жыл бұрын

I’m dying 🤣 The manhole cover story is my favorite because it’s true and kind of interesting but way better the way Karl tells it. Real story was the US doing nuclear testing underground drilled a long shaft, placed a nuclear bomb at the bottom then capped the hole with tons of concrete down the shaft and put a manhole cover on top basically just so no one would fall in and the manhole cover flew off at something like 20 times the speed of sound and was never found leading to speculation that it actually could have been sent into orbit which would technically have been the first man made object in orbit if they could prove it 🤣

@euckb Жыл бұрын

Exactly that's why I get mad at Ricky cos it's damn true and the fastest manmade object ever. Oh well.

@Happy_Shopper Жыл бұрын

@@euckb with the precedent Karl has set for himself I don't blame Ricky at all for his disbelief

@euckb Жыл бұрын

@@Happy_Shopper Honestly I wouldn't have a word of it either but that damn manhole cover went 130,000mph and I'll be found dead under a bridge if that's not fast.

@jimmyrustler8983 Жыл бұрын

I do believe that the first manmade object to reach space was one of the shells fired from the Paris Gun in WW1.

@louissanderson719 Жыл бұрын

@@euckb to be fair, the way karl phrased it, it does sound unbelievable. I already knew it happened, but yeah

@packersamurai 11 ай бұрын

I've NEVER heard Ricky laugh so hard at the Siamese twin not looking both ways crossing the street.

@f_9sersstuff853 11 ай бұрын

One of the best things Karl has ever said.

@ThePontiacBandit911 11 ай бұрын

Foodage too.

@kayknouse2855 8 ай бұрын

Karl DILKington was a good laugh too!

@jonanderson14 Жыл бұрын

01:05:16 🤣🤣 this gets me everytime, you can hear anger in Karl's voice like hes clenching his teeth 🤣

@siebenspeer3372 Жыл бұрын

I love it ❤😂

@ThePontiacBandit911 11 ай бұрын

And Ricky laughs like a rooster. 🐓

@lesguito 7 ай бұрын

An infinite amount of monkeys with an infinite amount of typewriters would eventually type the very best of Karl Pilkington funniest stories and theories.

@jessicabuttress1513 3 жыл бұрын

I’m on a bus and the amount I’m laughing is embarrassing I’m getting some looks

@themerchantofengland 3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant 🙂😆🤣

@carriej.4120 3 жыл бұрын

Don't burst

@mikaelsongameofwar2360 2 жыл бұрын

That's me while listening at work😂

@danielbuckley4034 2 жыл бұрын

The same thing was happening to me today on the bus! 😂 but I was listening to season 3 ep 1 of the podcast where he wouldn’t stop talking about insects and he wrote about them in his diary hahaha

@TonyEnglandUK 2 ай бұрын

You know Karl's spitting facts when he ends his claim with "n' that". 15:45 they've found kids walking about all hairy because errr they've sort of grew up with wolves 'n that.

@chinsch75 3 жыл бұрын

I haven’t laughed so hard at any form of entertainment in years.

@arsenalfanatic267 3 жыл бұрын

How do you not love KP 😭❤️

@e2thesmooth 3 жыл бұрын

1:11:00 Karl roasts Steve

@ProcyonAlpha Ай бұрын

Loool

@netarzanperi3643 3 жыл бұрын

1:25:22 I HAD A VISION OF THAT CHINESE FLU --KARL PILKINGTON

@jackcomer263 3 жыл бұрын

LETTER C...

@sampeacock3664 3 жыл бұрын

@@jackcomer263 what are the odds

@X737_ 3 жыл бұрын

He was talking about SARS back in the noughties

@richardmorton4762 3 жыл бұрын

The subtitles 🤣

@jakehart-kirby5401 2 жыл бұрын

Karl's scream of joy at the end, after finally proving Ricky wrong 🤣🤣

@moeszyslak260 2 жыл бұрын

Catharsis

@jawwadkhan6146 Жыл бұрын

What minute

@beauknozbezt 9 ай бұрын

I love the whole bit about the monkeys typing up Shakespeare. At the end Karl: “but do they know the story?” Steven: (exasperatingly) “they’re monkeys!”

@robertdavis5569 3 жыл бұрын

I wish the shadow man one made it to the cartoon

@chrisingram8233 2 жыл бұрын

Its made it to plenty of others

@kirstyexleyjackson910 2 жыл бұрын

@@chrisingram8233 0) L)

@monkeynews8311 Жыл бұрын

I bet the story actually said "A shady character" and he just misread it lol.

@Me-zo8yc Ай бұрын

That's so plausible 😆

@smarc1325 Жыл бұрын

New to Carl.. Love at first... 😂😍

@jaded9247 Жыл бұрын

26:18 anyone know what Ricky was doing to make Karl laugh?😂

@achecityByCommittee Жыл бұрын

1:02:30 Karl is spitting truth's about company's and corporations and charities.

@alittlebirdi 11 ай бұрын

Ricky Gervais has one of those laughs where, even if you have no idea what's so funny, you can't help but start to laugh yourself.

@MrCheesyBaconBits 3 жыл бұрын

Cheers for the upload.

@angeldiamond11 11 ай бұрын

26:12 Karl laughing 👏👍✨✨✨

@EKOvision 11 ай бұрын

“I go round there, there Is a toilet, but it’s not plumbed in.. So it’s just a vase, with shiT in it” Everything this man says is🔥

@achecityByCommittee Жыл бұрын

I love him Soo much.

@sarahdeedee6313 2 жыл бұрын

I absolutely love these 3 together. Hilarious 😂 x

@gagfails4985 25 күн бұрын

So funny cant stop laughing ❤😂😂😂LMFAO. OMFG😂😂

@estebon1 3 жыл бұрын

30:33 I almost crashed my car laughing and crying on the freeway

@amonero1 2 жыл бұрын

I was crying so much 😂

@benshepherd124 2 жыл бұрын

I had to pull over because I was laughing so much 🤣

@dagreenflamingo105 Жыл бұрын

Sleeping to idiots laughing and talking in a British accent has gotten me through some rough nights, thanks internet

@GregoryMcStevens 6 ай бұрын

Fuckin hell i nearly died listening to this😂

@DeadXxPunk2 11 ай бұрын

I feel bad for Karl sometimes. Ricky feels too harsh on him sometimes

@MeMyselfandI20 2 жыл бұрын

Mind you dinosaurs have gone 🦕 😆

@RobLewis3 22 күн бұрын

Dear Mr K Dilkington, you are one of our most valued customers 😂 Can't even spell out his whole name lmao

@DavidBotes-nc9io 7 ай бұрын

... there's a shadow somewhere....

@shannonhughes8430 3 жыл бұрын

Could ya maybe black out the video my dude? Perfect videos otherwise ❤️ you're a legend

@CarolinaMartinez-hc1if 10 ай бұрын

I love when the cartoon is added to the stores 😅😅

@aaronkelly1082 Жыл бұрын

The best

@masadragojevic2048 2 жыл бұрын

10:20 why didnt he look both ways

@tee1up785 Жыл бұрын

Goodnight 💤

@spridle Жыл бұрын

Anyone who says Karl wasn't a comedian is wrong. He definitely wrote material and would give Ricky and Steve a chance to lead him into his bits. 100%.

@downagear4323 11 ай бұрын

No, not 100%. Nice opinion though

@spridle 11 ай бұрын

@@downagear4323 where's the clip of when Karl just 'pressed the buttons' for them? Where's audio of Karl's 'old' phone in show he use to have?

@ThePontiacBandit911 11 ай бұрын

As Steve rightly pointed out: ‘do you think we would have wasted a character this good on this poxy radio station?

@gazf6163 6 ай бұрын

@@spridleall the early XFM recordings are lost. This is the days where not everything was stored digitally and indefinitely. The episodes where Karl just works the "buttons", he doesn't speak. Karl is funny, but it really is unscripted. It's just how Karl is.

@thecluelesstravellers3490 3 жыл бұрын

This is class... I’ve moved to Boston and I can float about pushin people off their bikes and the mayor don’t give a shit!

@d-dub2648 3 жыл бұрын

I just love these crazy cats. Fng hilarious.

@sarahsummerson1971 3 жыл бұрын

1:02:00 is my favourite bit 🤣

@JP-ci4sh Жыл бұрын

There was something so funny about the "Bulb" bit😂😂

@mashayang 2 жыл бұрын

Epic

@Meshugas 11 ай бұрын

Christ! Da Berg! I was absolutely wheezing laughing

@naomiwelsh5639 Жыл бұрын

Absolutely brilliant 😁

@shannonhughes8430 3 жыл бұрын

Night lads, have a good one x

@jimboardman9904 Жыл бұрын

Had to Google opral fruits 🤣. Like star burst. Listened to this story about 100 times and finally googled opral fruits

@anarchyutopia Жыл бұрын

Karl’s childlike naïveté is refreshing and sometimes even poignant, but at the end of the day we all love pointing and laughing at him like Ricky ;)

@PommeLavande Жыл бұрын

Why’d you write a French word in the middle of an English sentence? You could have just said ‘naivety’. (Just curious, not trying to be rude, lol)

@prominerz6701 Жыл бұрын

@@PommeLavande maybe they french

@PommeLavande Жыл бұрын

@@prominerz6701 Possibly, but bilinguals generally don’t do this. It’s one language or the other.

@dancame2517 8 ай бұрын

@@PommeLavande it can be spelled either way in English and in fact, in American English, it's more common to spell it 'naïveté'

@amonero1 2 жыл бұрын

If you don’t laugh with tears at the only fools and horses bit you’re dead inside .😂😂😂 What makes this better was it was before watershed

@combswayway1010 Жыл бұрын

How brilliant is Karl pilkington not unscripted just brilliance.

@jaymac7203 11 ай бұрын

Surely you mean not scripted?

@jaymac7203 11 ай бұрын

Who else listens to this while nodding off? Lol

@ianinkster2261 Ай бұрын

The Shadow in America story sounds like something your classmate tells you in Primary 2.

@legster983 3 жыл бұрын

“Let him speak” !!!!!

@crisptomato9495 Жыл бұрын

He was calling them manmoths as a pun because the mammoths are man-made lol.

@Hithere-uz6wd Ай бұрын

OHHHHH im surprised he didnt try and explain that

@spacedcityhouston3206 2 жыл бұрын

After all this time I just noticed Karl points out the alien and Merchant both smoke 💨 haha

@PilkyPodcasts 3 жыл бұрын

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@xkilla911 7 ай бұрын

there, i liked this comment and i shared this reply

@thehawkeyeguy567 3 жыл бұрын

Karl laughing 🤯

@paulcunnane4 2 жыл бұрын

I know, right?

@RobertBoyle11 3 жыл бұрын

43:06 - Karl: Yeah, that's what I was saying Ffs ahahaha

@mikaelsongameofwar2360 2 жыл бұрын

Where's bullshit man when you need him😂

@marzicat 7 ай бұрын

‘think you idiot’ 😂

@spudspuddy 8 ай бұрын

Percy Sugden....I'm dead lol

@darrennolan8465 3 жыл бұрын

Karl is a legend!!Ricky just gives me a headache...

@karlosthejackel69 3 жыл бұрын

He just screams as soon as someone else gets more attention

@spudspuddy 8 ай бұрын

Ricky wrote this script, Karl isnt really thick he's reading a script from Ricky and ad libbing around it

@Hithere-uz6wd Ай бұрын

@spudsbuddy its not scripted...

@PeachesMagee 3 ай бұрын

Man Moths???? 😂😂😂

@robbie56 2 жыл бұрын

5:47😂

@GSY_Matt 9 ай бұрын

Im dying listening too this yet i need sleep

@shane4362 3 жыл бұрын

4:00

@tonettalover Жыл бұрын

"you are the best idiot in the world" 🤣🤣thats right

@leonnestestog2562 3 жыл бұрын

Dilkington is fanni😂

@Cooz. 11 ай бұрын

4:05 is prime Karl

@scottic_wss 2 жыл бұрын

The “shadow” story is semi-true to a degree. I’m inclined to believe he’s talking about “the Hairy Hands” case in USA

@beemail6983 3 жыл бұрын

Man moths ?!

@themerchantofengland 3 жыл бұрын

It never gets old😆😅🤣

@Hithere-uz6wd Ай бұрын

Yeah man made mammoths are manmoths

@leevifrancis5242 3 жыл бұрын

Good night....and that

@189nine 3 жыл бұрын

42:10

@creamy666 3 жыл бұрын

@bud1181 3 жыл бұрын

"I had a vision of that Chinese flu" - 1:25:28

@Theadventurebox3 2 жыл бұрын

And the clue initial was C…

@rabbibaba2166 2 жыл бұрын

Woaaa

@Smokalatexter77 2 жыл бұрын

1:21:34 manhole cover vs nuke. 😂

@kevinel1398 Жыл бұрын

Anyone know what the song at 1:30:10 is?

@danielroche114 Жыл бұрын

The shadow has now taken a seat on a bench outside hatton park in Boston on 5th Street u can pay the shadow a dollar and it will push u for the full interactive experience

@donnamclean3746 3 жыл бұрын

Karl is the only other person besides my other half that calls a clothes horse a maiden. Never heard the term before 🤷🏻‍♀️

@herbalty754 3 жыл бұрын

It’s a northern thing

@donnamclean3746 3 жыл бұрын

@@herbalty754 I'm from the North. I'm north east and he's north west 😁

@herbalty754 3 жыл бұрын

@@donnamclean3746 im from where he’s from

@timw2007 2 жыл бұрын

Stick it on maiden near the rad.

@PommeLavande Жыл бұрын

I call it a maiden, I’m about 20 mins from where Karl grew up

@elainebaker7499 9 ай бұрын

More like Jimmy cagney hilarious ❤❤❤

@theguardian8317 5 ай бұрын

amazed how I'm one of the most grumpy people I know yet the very first line almost made me pee my pants

@ezekianitanga28 2 жыл бұрын

"People at night use to this shadow moving about"

@joeylj2851 2 жыл бұрын

21:18

@busymcnugget Жыл бұрын

21:21

@Abbot_ 3 жыл бұрын

34:20

@amonero1 2 жыл бұрын

The absolute best

@jameswierdchannel744 11 күн бұрын

It went Down a storm

@FutureAbe 8 ай бұрын

There’s shadow somewhere

@nalevario Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

@through.a.barrel.she.breathes Ай бұрын

Man moth is the best.

@jyzylon_iv2649 2 жыл бұрын

Has anyone found the Halfords monkey advert?

@user-xi9ec1bv7t 7 ай бұрын

The manhole cover is brilliant.

@marsh0143 3 жыл бұрын

“It was pushing people of the bikes”

@MisterMalleable Жыл бұрын

10:20 41:25 4:05