Karl's Philosophy 3x10

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Dan Carlson

Dan Carlson

11 жыл бұрын

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@Tom-bn6pr
@Tom-bn6pr 9 жыл бұрын
I lose it every time I hear the part when Karl gets so close to understanding the proverb about the old man planting a seed, he gets so so close and Ricky and Steve sound so proud, and then he says "but I'm sort of guessing he enjoyed gardening anyway"
@AA-fn9xz
@AA-fn9xz 6 жыл бұрын
Tom 22 any metaphor you give Karl you could bet your house on it he’ll take it literally haha!
@Cuchulainn1984
@Cuchulainn1984 5 жыл бұрын
@@AA-fn9xz I think Karl brings up a pretty traditional challenge to the very concept of altruism here. If you derive pleasure from something, like providing for future generations, is it truly altruistic? It's a legitimate argument in moral philosophy.
@greedosspeedo1464
@greedosspeedo1464 5 жыл бұрын
@@Cuchulainn1984 The flaw with that objectivistic line of thought is that it's attributing equal pleasure to the altruistic deed and the satisfaction. If I donate all my free money to the homeless, I'l get a feeling of satisfaction when I do so, but that feeling will fade far faster than the pleasure I could have derived from that money. Yet I would not regret doing so. In terms of value it's an inequal exchange done out of empathy.
@lavamatstudios
@lavamatstudios 5 жыл бұрын
​@@greedosspeedo1464 This is valid as long as you interpret "deriving pleasure" in a cheap hedonistic sense. I read it in a more egoist way. An action that pleases you is one that satisfies the ego. This doesn't mean optimizing pleasure over time, this means doing those things you like best. That might be an action that will cause you discomfort in the future.
@lavamatstudios
@lavamatstudios 5 жыл бұрын
That's actually a profound thought though. You should ask yourself *why* the old man enjoys gardening. It probably isn't because he likes crawling about in dirt all day. No, it's because gardening carries a certain meaning that pleases him. He knows the tree will grow to be mighty and tall in he plants that tiny seed today. That in many years townspeople will come sit in the shade of it. His tiny action right now will have huge consequences on the future. It makes him feel powerful. Something like that. The point is that the ostensibly moral action of planting that seed is actually thoroughly selfish.
@halfaworldaway
@halfaworldaway 6 жыл бұрын
"What do you do for a living?" "I'm a rapist." "Right then."
@zada4a
@zada4a 3 жыл бұрын
Charlie from IASIP
@Daftboy89
@Daftboy89 3 жыл бұрын
@@zada4a 🤣👌
@shayZero
@shayZero 3 жыл бұрын
Definitely a Tory MP then
@jackmehoffe9372
@jackmehoffe9372 3 жыл бұрын
I almost shit myself laughing
@charlotte4977
@charlotte4977 3 жыл бұрын
@@shayZero 8,
@jakempenney
@jakempenney 4 жыл бұрын
"His head was in great condition... It just wasn't attached to his body"
@berenicemoran2105
@berenicemoran2105 4 жыл бұрын
@Steve excellent pic 😁
@bluecornerboxing6091
@bluecornerboxing6091 4 жыл бұрын
🤔🤣😭😂🤣👍👍
@placebodomingo3277
@placebodomingo3277 3 жыл бұрын
“So he can be bothered with his trainers but not with a helmet”
@checkout5017
@checkout5017 3 жыл бұрын
I want this on my head stone
@slipknot9023
@slipknot9023 3 жыл бұрын
Karl somehow has some of the greatest comedic timing I've ever heard.
@HolyApplebutter
@HolyApplebutter 4 жыл бұрын
The more of these I watch the more I end up siding with Karl here.
@scoob1670
@scoob1670 4 жыл бұрын
you must be an idiot
@ThelastdesertRanger
@ThelastdesertRanger 4 жыл бұрын
Same here
@ameremortal
@ameremortal 4 жыл бұрын
Karl is an intelligent person who thinks he’s stupid. Most of us think we’re smarter than we really are.
@TonecrafteLuthiery
@TonecrafteLuthiery 4 жыл бұрын
You should see a doctor about that 🤣
@TonecrafteLuthiery
@TonecrafteLuthiery 4 жыл бұрын
@@ameremortal His IQ is 85.
@markheggeland
@markheggeland 8 жыл бұрын
"eh I'll put ya in a home" dead
@e.t.464
@e.t.464 6 жыл бұрын
6:35
@Brown-streak_studios
@Brown-streak_studios 6 жыл бұрын
I thought he said i’ll phone your home
@Lucifronz
@Lucifronz 5 жыл бұрын
+Brown-Streak Studios No, he was saying he was going to put them in a foster home. No parents left and they're annoying him.
@MaSoNGaMeR115
@MaSoNGaMeR115 5 жыл бұрын
'everyone looking for someone to blame' was actually really true
@cousinbenson5329
@cousinbenson5329 4 жыл бұрын
Hope all the family and friends come to the funeral
@hypermecha223
@hypermecha223 11 жыл бұрын
"I wasn't free. I was there from 9 to 6." XD
@keenane9538
@keenane9538 3 жыл бұрын
Q
@rycemccall3887
@rycemccall3887 6 жыл бұрын
"I'm not spending tax payer's money on cupboards to put the fat kid in" 😂
@Station9.75
@Station9.75 4 жыл бұрын
Fat kid wouldn’t fit in a cupboard anyway.
@bteamgleemllc6864
@bteamgleemllc6864 4 жыл бұрын
@@Station9.75 aircraft hanger?
@hamdiomar9103
@hamdiomar9103 4 жыл бұрын
Ryce McCall wish everyone thinks like karl
@alrightgeeze
@alrightgeeze 3 жыл бұрын
He's not wrong
@NeutralGuyDoubleZero
@NeutralGuyDoubleZero 3 жыл бұрын
I lost it because I couldn't even argue against him as hard. He broke it down to such a blunt level that it made me want to agree lmao
@gumnut8781
@gumnut8781 4 жыл бұрын
President Pilkington: “Where’s your mum?” Little Ricky: “She... She left... It’s just our dad and he’s a vegetable...” President Pilkington: “Right i’ll put you in a home.” *dials phone* FUCKING SAVAGE
@dombjomb
@dombjomb 3 жыл бұрын
I thought he was gonna make a joke about tryna date her or something lmao
@CommissarKane
@CommissarKane 7 жыл бұрын
the "I'll put you in a home" line damn near killed me i was laughing so hard.
@chertikinamoto
@chertikinamoto 5 жыл бұрын
CommissarKane I was expecting something like that honestly lol
@jayjay86443
@jayjay86443 4 жыл бұрын
Well Ricky was wheezing his ass off there lmao
@smatchimo645
@smatchimo645 2 жыл бұрын
As a councilmen I'm not paying for cupboards to put your fat kids in.
@murderc27
@murderc27 Жыл бұрын
The way he frowns and pulls the phone out is gold
@eggmug562
@eggmug562 11 ай бұрын
I mean he's not wrong. Society shouldn't be responsible for dipshits.
@rchopra535
@rchopra535 4 жыл бұрын
The animators did an amazing job, it's so interesting and fun with the background sounds, music and little tiny intricate details. Even though you've listened to all the podcasts and stuff, re watching this is so awesome
@kcbh24
@kcbh24 3 жыл бұрын
get a hobby
@tc98826
@tc98826 3 жыл бұрын
I agree, its really well done
@cosmorunner23
@cosmorunner23 2 жыл бұрын
yeah they did a great job
@Bollibompa
@Bollibompa 11 ай бұрын
@kcbh24 Boring prat
@hoppyman11
@hoppyman11 5 жыл бұрын
"Was Rosa Parks just a troublemaker?" -Karl Pilkington
@Nemo7The7Pirate7
@Nemo7The7Pirate7 4 жыл бұрын
i agree that she could have been.
@hayaokakizaki4463
@hayaokakizaki4463 4 жыл бұрын
She absolutely was, what she did was a planned protest with dozens of other people across town.
@bob-manuel
@bob-manuel 4 жыл бұрын
Slippschitts Hey your age seems to be higher than your iq
@Pactastic042
@Pactastic042 4 жыл бұрын
@Slippschitts Hey i mean what would make you even say this lmao
@ihaveasmalldickbut1399
@ihaveasmalldickbut1399 4 жыл бұрын
@@hayaokakizaki4463 can you back any sources for this claim? As I was told and have read many times that she was tired from working and her feet was hurting so she decided not to move and that it wasn't planned a planned protest she simply had enough of being treated like she was less than the white people and actually got arrested for just sitting there, but even so.. you can't blame her for what she did no one got hurt she just simply decided to sit somewhere on a bus no harm in that
@Valto4life
@Valto4life 3 жыл бұрын
You gotta give Karl props for how well he always does in the improv situations Ricky keeps throwing him into. Professional actors wouldn't be half as good as he is.
@CreamyMcG33
@CreamyMcG33 8 жыл бұрын
Karls fascination with bugs is so fucking weird and fascinating.
@91dpo
@91dpo 8 жыл бұрын
+Creamy McGee “Anyone can love a rose, but it takes a great deal to love a leaf. It’s ordinary to love the beautiful, but it’s beautiful to love the ordinary” -Unknown
@richardmoores
@richardmoores 6 жыл бұрын
91dpo wow
@MTJack275
@MTJack275 6 жыл бұрын
I'm fascinated with your fascination over Karl's fascinating interest in bugs.
@greyforge27
@greyforge27 11 жыл бұрын
Karl actually has a pretty solid and intelligent sense of personal responsibility.
@MrDzoni955
@MrDzoni955 6 жыл бұрын
Holy shit you responded to a 5y old comment lol
@CoolGuyM4sturbat3
@CoolGuyM4sturbat3 6 жыл бұрын
Haha
@HashtagGamingVideos
@HashtagGamingVideos 6 жыл бұрын
And it just keeps on going!
@TheOriginalFreak
@TheOriginalFreak 6 жыл бұрын
Ricky G is the very definition of a wanker. England is proof a nanny state does more harm than good.
@madzangels
@madzangels 6 жыл бұрын
And yet, I'd take England against any other country any day of the week :) It has it's faults, but as does every other country - relatively speaking you really don't have much to whinge about if you are born in England.
@thatgirlcheree
@thatgirlcheree 6 жыл бұрын
"Rosie Whatsit." lol
@rhyscaryl1573
@rhyscaryl1573 5 жыл бұрын
11:10 'What do you do, what's your work?' 'I'm a rapist' Absolutely killed me lol
@halloni
@halloni 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ that was so unexpected I nearly peed myself
@Ben-bg2lp
@Ben-bg2lp 3 жыл бұрын
Said that joke in an online university class. They went mental! Banned me from the website!
@nathanbarnett8553
@nathanbarnett8553 3 жыл бұрын
@@Ben-bg2lp haha legend
@nathanbarnett8553
@nathanbarnett8553 3 жыл бұрын
RCee....... me too one of my fav improv ... out of the blue for sure
@suzbone
@suzbone 3 жыл бұрын
@@halloni I nearly peed laughing too and I've experienced sexual assault
@SteampunkResistance
@SteampunkResistance 8 жыл бұрын
"He had a helmet on but his head come off" The way he says it is almost child-like talking about it as if it was a toy LOL!
@doc-holliday-
@doc-holliday- 8 жыл бұрын
"His head was in lovely shape, it was just not attached to his body" That had me dying lol
@yurdadsdad
@yurdadsdad 4 жыл бұрын
We are the playthings of the gods
@terrariaskeletonpre1.0.39
@terrariaskeletonpre1.0.39 7 жыл бұрын
"what's your job?" "I'm a rapist"
@buckbumble
@buckbumble 5 жыл бұрын
Dan The Man not sure if this comment is a joke.
@K4R007
@K4R007 5 жыл бұрын
buckbumble Nah. I think he just has brain damage.
@tjlnintendo
@tjlnintendo 2 жыл бұрын
@@K4R007 Ah he must have not worn a helmet
@BoeingPrototype
@BoeingPrototype 6 жыл бұрын
Karl Pilkington = The most interesting person on youtube
@felixcleeve4342
@felixcleeve4342 6 жыл бұрын
David Borg definitely
@fazbearking87
@fazbearking87 5 жыл бұрын
Correction: Karl is the most interesting person ever
@YaGuyALT
@YaGuyALT 5 жыл бұрын
@@fazbearking87 I think Chris Chan might have Karl beat in intregue, but Karl is s close second
@crimsondynamo615
@crimsondynamo615 3 жыл бұрын
ALT i wonder if either Karl or Chris is the most documented person on the internet
@kcbh24
@kcbh24 3 жыл бұрын
Karl objects.
@nam6128
@nam6128 3 жыл бұрын
I like the trope that we never get to see suzannes face in these
@bp07goldj
@bp07goldj 8 жыл бұрын
how do you put a rubber band on a lamp post?
@massivemansbiggestplan
@massivemansbiggestplan 7 жыл бұрын
Joshua Gold I didn't even think about that what the heck
@MrBmantheman
@MrBmantheman 6 жыл бұрын
Cut and tie it
@macestarwalk2474
@macestarwalk2474 6 жыл бұрын
He means the actual flowers were tied together with an elastic band to make a bunch. He didn't specify how the flowers (as a bunch) were tied to the lamp post.
@thinkboutit
@thinkboutit 6 жыл бұрын
Joshua Gold tie it.
@amct1019
@amct1019 5 жыл бұрын
Very easily. Put the band over the stems, stretch the band round the lamppost put the stems through band again.
@frankiehompson2746
@frankiehompson2746 3 жыл бұрын
“As the counselor, I’m not spending tax payers money to build closets to keep the fat kid in” Karl has more integrity than any real politician
@BGcam
@BGcam 2 жыл бұрын
That kind of thinking is how societies collapse. People create governments to oversee the stability of society and make sure people get the support they need.
@iHawke
@iHawke Жыл бұрын
@@BGcam ...but this is exactly what is happening right now, en masse
@taranullius9221
@taranullius9221 Жыл бұрын
Anyone wonder why Brexit and Trump happened? Don't.
@JacOfAllTrades.
@JacOfAllTrades. Жыл бұрын
@@BGcam I don’t think they’re saying “these people and these behaviors must be monitored at all times”, I think what they’re trying to say is that society should heavily discourage bad or unhealthy habits, and the traits of a society that enable these bad habits should be abolished.
@Thetruepianoman
@Thetruepianoman Жыл бұрын
@@JacOfAllTrades. I think it's more about personal responsibility and the responsibility of the parents. Karl's point is that everyone's got a closet, stick you fat kid in yours instead of expecting a government cop out. With that being said he is a grumpy fucker so haha
@schopenhauerassplower4223
@schopenhauerassplower4223 4 жыл бұрын
“With death comes beauty” - The Zodiac Killer
@praketak47
@praketak47 3 жыл бұрын
With beauty comes death. This one is also scary and other stuff.
@1halnass
@1halnass 5 жыл бұрын
Around 8 minutes Karl totally owned the conversation. Why didn't you make him wear a helmet? Why didn't you make him wear shoes when he went out this morning?
@CoryMck
@CoryMck 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe if you cared more about the death of civilians and less about the moralistic decision of who is to blame, there would be fewer deaths. Do you know how many people lose their hearing because they don't believe factory machines cause ear damage? Do you know how many preventable deaths were prevented because of the traffic light and the seatbelt? Using your same logic we should get rid of the speed limit and license plate as well. Public safety isn't about who's responsible. Needless danger for the sake of looking "cool" isn't a a fucking freedom.
@mariogiunta1989
@mariogiunta1989 4 жыл бұрын
Cory Mck yeah it is
@CoryMck
@CoryMck 4 жыл бұрын
@@mariogiunta1989 no u
@mariogiunta1989
@mariogiunta1989 4 жыл бұрын
@@CoryMck no u
@CoryMck
@CoryMck 4 жыл бұрын
@@mariogiunta1989 freedom does not mean without rules.This absolutist argument can be used to justify plenty of things which even you would agree is not freedom.
@skankhunt-vw8xr
@skankhunt-vw8xr 9 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite bit when Ricky plays Steve's wife. lol!
@Station9.75
@Station9.75 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m a... rapist”
@crimsondynamo615
@crimsondynamo615 3 жыл бұрын
“He had one sperm and it came out like an anchovy.”
@dangermouse6561
@dangermouse6561 3 жыл бұрын
For us old enough to remember....Ricky has more than borrowed that from the late great Dudley More
@squiresquiffy3728
@squiresquiffy3728 5 жыл бұрын
Karl’s caring for insects is really touching.
@markkennedy9767
@markkennedy9767 2 жыл бұрын
2:00 when Carl brings up that he enjoyed gardening anyway after basically getting the essence of the proverb, he does the thing that he always does. He reduces things, takes the pomposity out of them and puts them in a context that maybe others haven't thought of. In other word what he's saying here is that old man in the proverb, like every human being will do things for mixed reasons, not just out of altruism but also out of a simple enjoyment of gardening (or more generally whatever altruistic activity he chooses to engages with). It's like he's not just focussing on what you're meant to "get" from the proverb. Instead he extends the meaning: the idea that an altruistic act is hardly ever devoid of some kind of enjoyment of that act. And Merchant annoyingly zeroes in on Karl focussing on "gardening". When what Karl really is focussing on is the enjoyment aspect of altruism. Of course sometimes he does miss the point but still he's really interesting how he thinks
@LCSintrax
@LCSintrax 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Merchant 'durr slaves built pyramids' is just obnoxious cunt most of the time. Ricky too, but he has charisma to make up for it.
@aliciabergman1252
@aliciabergman1252 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, thought so too!
@Spaceplant109
@Spaceplant109 Жыл бұрын
Ricky and Steve often miss Karl's points because they're already convinced he's an idiot. But picking apart everything he says definitely adds to the comedy.
@SlickWillHermsted
@SlickWillHermsted Жыл бұрын
Based
@NovaNTS
@NovaNTS Жыл бұрын
You're giving Karl way too much credit lmao.. his mind does not think on those levels. He's just simple but I don't mean that in a bad way of course.
@truth6323
@truth6323 3 жыл бұрын
Ricky turned the Rosa Parks story that he did with Karl into a comedy bit, I've noticed that Ricky has taken a lot of Karl's thoughts and ideas and turned them into jokes.
@devstuff2576
@devstuff2576 2 жыл бұрын
You found out that comedians derive their comedy from their real life experiences.. what did you think before?
@cosmorunner23
@cosmorunner23 2 жыл бұрын
@@devstuff2576 I think it was just a general observation that he specifically got some ideas from Karl on the podcasts in particular don't really need to be snarky about it do you
@thatguylie4239
@thatguylie4239 3 жыл бұрын
Every single time Karl goes “ehhhh” I know something brilliant is going to be said.
@the_underdog8151
@the_underdog8151 4 жыл бұрын
I love Stephen's little additions, his sense of humour really cracks me up.
@xXXJimboSliceXXx
@xXXJimboSliceXXx 2 жыл бұрын
Ricky and Stephen are the ultimate NPCs
@SE77ENGaming
@SE77ENGaming 6 жыл бұрын
"Totally smooth down there. Like an action man" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@genebradley4334
@genebradley4334 8 жыл бұрын
I agree with Karl about the crash helmet.
@dirtshredder97
@dirtshredder97 5 жыл бұрын
@Brad Smith I don't think so, Gervais has made it seem like he cares about the well being and safety of everyone in general (at least the idea of them), and I think he believes government intervention is the best way to do that. Could be wrong but I got that impression from the podcasts and such.
@wickerhazbrownsauce8564
@wickerhazbrownsauce8564 5 жыл бұрын
@Brad Smith Yeah, i second that.
@MaSoNGaMeR115
@MaSoNGaMeR115 5 жыл бұрын
@@dirtshredder97 i think its more likely that ricky talks utter shit like all comedians and celebrities
@realmedia3642
@realmedia3642 4 жыл бұрын
Me 2 natural selction leave it be.
@doxasophosmoros
@doxasophosmoros 4 жыл бұрын
What's loveable about Karl is that he simply has common sense. He's very wise and big picture seeing in many ways. He's basically a combo of Larry David, Jesse Lee Peterson (they'd be a brilliant interview together lol)( and tiny bit of Russ brand, tiny bit of Katie Hopkins.. ) but KARL IS SOOOO similar to Jessie Lee Peterson in many respects, both work in radio, working class up bringing, not pompous, he's just honest and not racist, he sees TRUTH AND CHARACTER AND DIESNT GIBE FREE PASSES BASED ON HISTORICAL ROMANTICISM .. te regards Sarah parks opinion is😘😘😘 perfect!🤣 Because ... Jesse Lee who was alive in the south and black at that time 😏😏... said the same thing lol... . he's a realist and humble and isn't trying to impress anyone.. it's refreshing. And the world is fucking overpopulated and its bullshit, Karl realised that too, and he saw VR REALOTY
@Briman13
@Briman13 Жыл бұрын
Karl is usually the one to make me laugh but sometimes Stephen Merchant just comes out of left field with a gem like "I'm a rapist" and it catches me so off guard
@insightful_fairy8743
@insightful_fairy8743 3 жыл бұрын
I love how dramatic it gets when Suzanne says “I’ve sorted it” 😂
@jakegulliver1370
@jakegulliver1370 10 ай бұрын
The way the shadows fall across her profile in that part. Hilarious.
@MrMbc77
@MrMbc77 4 жыл бұрын
8:33 He just destroyed his own argument. People still smoke even through they know the dangers, just like people still drank during prohibition full well knowing the dangers. Placing artificial repercussions isn't going to change that.
@ThorMNs
@ThorMNs 4 жыл бұрын
But what are the fucking statistical consequences??? If a law on average creates a favorable consequence in the future such as that the state doesnt need to give extra care to the crippled person because a percentage of citizens use helmets now, why would we not do that??? It's simply pragmatic. We all agree you should wear a helmet, and if it was compulsory, some percentage of the population would that wouldnt otherwise. Why wouldnt we do that? For some woowoo meaningless principle of 'responsibility'?
@corneliuandsons
@corneliuandsons 4 жыл бұрын
@@ThorMNs Because for every menial task the state makes mandatory resources are needed to uphold that law. Insurance is the only case in which I see the necessity of mandatory self protection.
@ternes35yolo
@ternes35yolo 3 жыл бұрын
That’s not fair because cigarettes and booze are highly addictive and not price sedative, that’s not the case with not wearing a helmet
@waynestatic9614
@waynestatic9614 3 жыл бұрын
The point is whether something is dangerous or not we should still be able to choose if we want to do it. You guys still struggling over there with the whole concept of freedom huh?
@hackhenk
@hackhenk 3 жыл бұрын
And Steve Merchant thinks slaves built the pyramids, just goes to show how ignorant Steve and Ricky actually are. They really aren't clever enough to pull of this whole "smart jerk" trope. At least Karl doesn't pretend like he knows more than he does.
@LordGame2222
@LordGame2222 3 жыл бұрын
The inner workings of Karl's mind are fascinating
@Garium87
@Garium87 6 жыл бұрын
"Why didn't you force him to wear a helmet? You made him a vegetable!" Well if that's the logic, why is unhealthy food allowed? How many people are dying from cardiovascular diseases?
@isonzo686
@isonzo686 3 жыл бұрын
@Nobody comments are not funny you troglodyte use public transportation, or don't use a motorcycle. You're being quite pretentious for someone who's wrong.
@krakenofthesea106
@krakenofthesea106 3 жыл бұрын
@@isonzo686 ikr, why are people so uptight about what they find to be true?
@MeTriviSlipKlokDriva
@MeTriviSlipKlokDriva 2 жыл бұрын
Karl was absolutely right in his point about helmets.
@jaypee9575
@jaypee9575 7 ай бұрын
He was. I am usually one to defend Ricky as being right the vast majority of the time, but this is one of the rare times that Karl was far wiser than Ricky and Steve.
@_Gandalf_The_White
@_Gandalf_The_White 3 жыл бұрын
"30 quid a week as a busdriver and I'm getting grief" Karl is an absolute legend.
@Drtruman
@Drtruman 11 жыл бұрын
As a black man, I love Karl's frank honesty here. So many people try and pretend they are 'anti-racism', when in reality it's just a smoke screen. I doubt they even care. I wasn't there, but the whole Rosa Parks thing is romanticised by people who had a similar vantage point as me.
@hellsongfurry123
@hellsongfurry123 4 жыл бұрын
That's what I love about Karl. Most people, especially people on tv, like to go on about how if they were on the bus, if they were in the Civil War, if they were in Nazi Germany, they would have stood up for people and said something, because its easy to say you would be the hero. Karl stops and says "but yeah how many stops do I got left"? He actually stops to consider what his mindset would be like if he were in that situation. "Listen we're all just trying to get home yeah?" "Maybe she was a trouble maker". This man is amazing!
@joez6235
@joez6235 4 жыл бұрын
Karl is the best irl representation of absurdist philosophy. Ricky and Stephen are still stuck in the enlightenment while Karl has surpassed existentialism.
@boriskaraya
@boriskaraya 3 жыл бұрын
You don't seem to understand absurdism. What Karl is is a cretin. He is a conservative, in one breath he's saying that wearing helmets is about 'personal responsibility' or that it's not governments business to tell people what to do and in the same breath he's saying that government shouldn't allow some people to reproduce. He is a typical conservative, an absolute idiot that hates poor people and minorities.
@RifleEyez
@RifleEyez 3 жыл бұрын
@@boriskaraya this has to be satire
@GreenEyedDazzler
@GreenEyedDazzler 3 жыл бұрын
@@RifleEyez he’s right don’t be a nonce. Karl goes on and on about saving bugs but his attitude towards Rosa Parks was disgusting seeing as he was completely serious
@varogoth
@varogoth 3 жыл бұрын
@@boriskaraya Karl is right, cry harder remoaner.
@buildinasentry1046
@buildinasentry1046 3 жыл бұрын
@@boriskaraya Blind
@kaelryder3565
@kaelryder3565 4 жыл бұрын
karl is so perceptive when it comes to the little creatures of the world.
@BookishDark
@BookishDark Жыл бұрын
“She sorted it.” Fucking kills me every single time.
@MosieGames
@MosieGames 9 жыл бұрын
I think Karl's slightly right with the Motorcycle thing tho :/
@Riceyes
@Riceyes 8 жыл бұрын
+MosieGames He's not slightly right. He is completely right.
@DoctorRock172
@DoctorRock172 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah if you force a dumb person to wear a helmet and hes to dumb to make that choice on their own then they he's just going to be a bad dad any way.
@TheJellyfish800
@TheJellyfish800 7 жыл бұрын
MosieGames I agree but their mates and if Rick always agreed nothing funny would ever happen
@anon9579
@anon9579 7 жыл бұрын
Sorry kids but the world belongs to the smart your dad wasn't smart.
@admirallightningbolt
@admirallightningbolt 6 жыл бұрын
u wot
@AGR04
@AGR04 Жыл бұрын
The way Karl has more sympathy and compassion for insects than actual human beings lmao
@the-np4mr
@the-np4mr Жыл бұрын
Heroic
@jtzr1371
@jtzr1371 Жыл бұрын
Based.
@pigmentpeddler5811
@pigmentpeddler5811 11 ай бұрын
"actual human beings" tbh you're right Mancs aren't people
@dombjomb
@dombjomb 10 ай бұрын
He’s one of the great thinkers of our time for sure
@dimlightbulb10
@dimlightbulb10 9 ай бұрын
I don't particularly like wasps, but I've never had one steal my wallet.
@JojoTheVulture
@JojoTheVulture 3 жыл бұрын
The whole "I feel like I'm being treated like a slave" is a metaphor? Karl isn't literally imply that he feels like a slave, he just feels like he's being treated like expendable shit
@smilesfordays
@smilesfordays 3 жыл бұрын
Karl is the most pure librarian I’ve listened to in my entire life...
@caseyharrington4947
@caseyharrington4947 3 жыл бұрын
I’m guessing you meant libertarian but the idea of karl reading and organising novels is great to me
@5uperM
@5uperM 3 жыл бұрын
@@caseyharrington4947 I guess librarian because of his calm and quiet way of speaking
@jaypee9575
@jaypee9575 7 ай бұрын
@@5uperM Lol no, he meant libertarian.
@LuckySketches
@LuckySketches 3 жыл бұрын
I think Karl just has all of his empathy for insects instead of humans.
@SamuelBlack84
@SamuelBlack84 3 жыл бұрын
I can understand that
@jarvinator100
@jarvinator100 2 жыл бұрын
I love the fact this show went straight from Rosa Parks, to a wasp and a cricket having a fight.
@anonymousxaela761
@anonymousxaela761 2 жыл бұрын
Karl getting close to making good points but Ricky shutting him down before he can is honestly one of the most infuriating parts of the podcasts.
@alldayagain
@alldayagain Жыл бұрын
To be fair, winding him up does sometimes push Karl into saying some funny stuff
@Snaily
@Snaily 3 жыл бұрын
Karls ability to deliver absurd scenarios and lines without cracking amazing
@olivebrown819
@olivebrown819 11 жыл бұрын
"What do you do for a living?" "I'm a rapist"
@AND-od5jt
@AND-od5jt 4 жыл бұрын
7:10 Totally agree with Karl. Why was the dad not able to think it through for himself? Because regulations and rules decided everything for him, so he never had to properly think. And the regulation still can't force me to stop at a stop sign. Transfering a little concious decision making back to the citizens? I'm for it... If you're not, you prolly think people are immoral idiots that would steal, rape and murder around if it wasn't forbidden...
@AND-od5jt
@AND-od5jt 4 жыл бұрын
Since Ricky and that other guy are so into regulations -- why don't they want a parenting license, which shows you're actually able to properly bring up your kid(s)? Oh - now all of a sudden it's too Orwellian regulated?
@rogerebert8986
@rogerebert8986 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks to Karl Pilkinson I now have whole new outlook on Rosa Parks. The nuance...
@zincminer
@zincminer 4 жыл бұрын
I find myself agreeing with Karl a lot. He may not formulate the ideas well but he uses bare bones common sense and is freedom loving (I think).
@BluScoutBonk
@BluScoutBonk 4 жыл бұрын
Aye, if we used ONLY common sense, then we’re no better than the animals. We are able to comprehend compassion and sympathy, so we must enact them.
@grease6314
@grease6314 4 жыл бұрын
@David Clinging communists
@Thejampacker
@Thejampacker 4 жыл бұрын
Pilkington for President!
@jimmysmith736
@jimmysmith736 2 жыл бұрын
@@BluScoutBonk we are animals.
@MurasakiFujiwara
@MurasakiFujiwara 11 жыл бұрын
Karl actually hit the nail on the head on two points; 1) there is beauty in death, and 2) The problem is everyone is looking for someone to blame. And actually, what he said about wasps hunting crickets is partially true.
@Fanaz10
@Fanaz10 3 жыл бұрын
1, only in a way karl had it in mind, there is no other "beauty" in death, ageing and death should be fixed asap
@Darthlicious
@Darthlicious 6 жыл бұрын
Karl is absolutely correct on the crash helmets lol
@yehheapsmadaybut
@yehheapsmadaybut 6 жыл бұрын
Darthlicious not really. Forcing people to wear helmets is cheaper than the health costs of people not wearing them.
@SamJohnston91
@SamJohnston91 6 жыл бұрын
Not if you dont pay for those things for idiots...
@ProfessorEGadd
@ProfessorEGadd 6 жыл бұрын
Sam Johnston, It's not just the cost of healthcare. These people might be dead or unable to work, so you have to consider all the potential work they would have done which they now won't.
@ProfessorEGadd
@ProfessorEGadd 6 жыл бұрын
Does the population need controlling? Population growth is slowing worldwide and population totals are trending downwards wherever women are educated, in work and/or have access to reproductive planning. I don't think killing people/hoping they die early is at all necessary.
@jaypee9575
@jaypee9575 7 ай бұрын
@@yehheapsmadaybut And feeding people nothing but vitamin enriched gruel paste is cheaper than raising/growing/processing all the food we currently do. What's your point?
@petterblakstad8074
@petterblakstad8074 3 жыл бұрын
Steve Merchant saying "I'm a rapist" is the funniest shit.
@makegamestrain5563
@makegamestrain5563 3 жыл бұрын
I've since realized Karl makes alot of good points in this show, but he never gets taken seriously xD
@TheTouchgaming
@TheTouchgaming 5 жыл бұрын
"I've sorted it."
@KMEECHY
@KMEECHY 4 жыл бұрын
3:16 that’s definitely meant to be Abbey Road.
@kcbh24
@kcbh24 3 жыл бұрын
Whaddya know?!
@ranieldale4842
@ranieldale4842 3 жыл бұрын
Karl makes some unironically good points about familys who can't afford kids having kids
@Brooker0013
@Brooker0013 5 жыл бұрын
9:21 " I'm not spending tax payers money on cupboards" 😂
@nathanaeltrimm2720
@nathanaeltrimm2720 3 жыл бұрын
Libertarian Carl is my kinda guy
@VEE-EYE-EM
@VEE-EYE-EM 5 жыл бұрын
the dramatic lighting on Suzanne saying "I sorted it" kills me
@emona5776
@emona5776 3 жыл бұрын
"We've already painted the bedroom black." "We want our kid to be a Satanist." "Joke, little joke from us." That interaction cracks me up
@Ayeloo
@Ayeloo 5 жыл бұрын
"But his head come off." I love Karl
@1nfiniteSeek3r
@1nfiniteSeek3r 11 жыл бұрын
Karl despite being constantly mocked and misrepresented, retains his integrity and always puts forward his view (and insightful it is) with the greatest civility.
@lucasdc87
@lucasdc87 11 жыл бұрын
He's heads in great condition, its just not attached to his body! Psml
@sagittariusa2283
@sagittariusa2283 5 жыл бұрын
Karl's right on the nanny state
@femmefuntime
@femmefuntime 2 жыл бұрын
Karl talking about wage slavery and stuff. Like they treat him like he’s stupid but he’s really not. Like the bit about “the guy got some joy out of planting the tree” in the metaphor, understanding that even if you don’t benefit doing good does bring you some joy too.
@27STS
@27STS 11 жыл бұрын
I agree with President Pilkington
@francescarb
@francescarb 11 жыл бұрын
I just love it when Karl says 'Knockn' about'
@JasonMAlexander
@JasonMAlexander 2 жыл бұрын
I never thought I’d ever end up agreeing with Karl but when it came to the crash helmet & responsibility I was on his side! Lol
@jaypee9575
@jaypee9575 7 ай бұрын
Yeah this is one of those rare times when Karl actually sounds like the wise one and Ricky and Steve come off like a couple of nutters.
@rainday1273
@rainday1273 3 жыл бұрын
Dear God when karl said "I'm gonna put you in a home". I was eating a burrito and I laughed so hard I had beans come out my nose and now it's burning. Karl is a national treasure
@OliverBranch
@OliverBranch 11 жыл бұрын
"We want him to be an accountant...........gay accountant." Omg I died
@MrPaulosophy
@MrPaulosophy 11 жыл бұрын
that's actually a very good point about taking personal responsibility.
@realkingofantarctica
@realkingofantarctica 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve learnt more from Karl than I did in school. God do I wish I was joking.
@zorgo12
@zorgo12 3 жыл бұрын
What did you learn from him? to stop fights between crickets and whasps, but do nothing in situations with e.g. Rosa Parks? Says more about you than the school.
@benweaver9151
@benweaver9151 3 жыл бұрын
Sad!
@papxD
@papxD 2 жыл бұрын
This is not the statement you think it is
@mickieb74
@mickieb74 4 жыл бұрын
"With death comes beauty.... You can have that one" FML Crying here
@jamiebatchelor3216
@jamiebatchelor3216 6 жыл бұрын
“ but his head come off” is just a great example of the perfect comedic timing karl possesses.
@NxDoyle
@NxDoyle 4 жыл бұрын
"Are you going to extrapolate some analogy from this?" "Uh, I think so." He should have been honest and said, "I don't know what that means." But that's Karl. When he was asked to define 'analogy', instead of saying he didn't know, he offered, "A little story told quickly."
@prehistoricworld_
@prehistoricworld_ 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, slaves didn’t build the pyramids
@thebagelsproductions
@thebagelsproductions 8 күн бұрын
Spot on. It was in fact, the best job in Egypt. People came from all over, standard of living way higher than farmers. Paid in bread and beer, schools for the kids. Government jobs usually have the best conditions, even then!
@frostfiredirewolf8517
@frostfiredirewolf8517 3 жыл бұрын
Karl might be the greatest example of Chaotic Neutral ever in real life.
@robg71
@robg71 4 жыл бұрын
i love karls social engineering. "Don't let them breed"
@2thomask
@2thomask 6 жыл бұрын
I agree with Karl about the nanny state and the helmets
@elletuppen4844
@elletuppen4844 4 жыл бұрын
The animators are to be highly commended. Even down to the expressiveness of Karl’s fingers and hands.
@wellreadbull3740
@wellreadbull3740 4 жыл бұрын
The head was in great condition... It just wasn't connected to his body anymore!
@tonymccan9560
@tonymccan9560 3 жыл бұрын
Its ironic how i used to laugh at this guy when this first came out, now I've grew into exactly who he is 😂😂😂
@ag-bf3ty
@ag-bf3ty 3 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't call that ironic, I'd call it scary.
@apex3d595
@apex3d595 2 жыл бұрын
The things Karl says, really make sense if you think about it. Simple yet so profound
@alfiemitchell3026
@alfiemitchell3026 4 жыл бұрын
3:22 just realised that’s abbey road, it has the beetle car in the background as well from the Beatles album cover
@nam6128
@nam6128 4 жыл бұрын
Psst. Little piece of trivia... On the album cover theres a guy in the background to the right of the car on the oncoming side of the road. He was alive a very long time and in an interview in old age he said "i still dont like the beatles" source: an old ass vsauce video most likely on an unrelated topic
@theartist6764
@theartist6764 5 жыл бұрын
"I've sorted it " 🤣🤣🤣
@TheRenoReviews
@TheRenoReviews 11 жыл бұрын
This is one of the first times I paid attention to the sound of the episode than the visuals, the score is actually really good, it's almost cinematic!
@itsraventm
@itsraventm 4 жыл бұрын
I like how when Karl makes good points, Ricky still bursts out laughing as if Karl just said the dumbest shit ever. If you ask me he is the biggest idiot in the room, it is just that Karl is put in the spotlight way more. I forgot the third guy's name (blonde, glasses), but he is the one who calls him out on his stupidity but lets him off when he says something remotely normal or even smart. Ricky on the other hand just interrupts him every 8 seconds and laughs at _literally anything_ Ricky says.
@3la2r
@3la2r 3 жыл бұрын
This is hands down, the best Episode of the whole show.
@hilotakenaka
@hilotakenaka 4 жыл бұрын
Actually, there have been evidence suggesting that the builders of the pyramid were very well treated
@jimsaintruth4248
@jimsaintruth4248 4 жыл бұрын
The people building the pyramids were hired workers well compensated for their labours, they considered the building of the pyramids a great honour, greater even as when they died they would be buried next to the pyramids. Since to them the pharaoh was a god on earth this was a high honour.
@MDPToaster
@MDPToaster 4 жыл бұрын
Hilo Takenaka The guys who set the stones in place were well treated, the guys who actually fashioned the stones were slaves
@dannywigan20
@dannywigan20 4 жыл бұрын
Notice how every time Ricky mocks Karl's point he puts on a northern accent, I think Ricky thinks he represents northerners in general 😂
@krakenofthesea106
@krakenofthesea106 3 жыл бұрын
He is so high on his own fumes, it is actually unreal. Like a pure form of reddit, he is so smug even when he is dead wrong. 🙄
@comp6370
@comp6370 2 жыл бұрын
@@krakenofthesea106 people who spend their day arguing on Reddit are worthless wastes of cum
@hypermecha223
@hypermecha223 11 жыл бұрын
I've listened to every single XFM, podcast & HBO episode, multiple times, for years. Karl does lose his temper sometimes but it's not too common. When I say he's "in on it," what I mean is, Karl realizes they are messing with him for the show. That's not to say off mic/camera they still don't mess with him, but if you watch any of the videos where they weren't on the air, like the "ricky squeezes Karl's head" video, Karl's a bit more animated & not quite so stoic. I'm not suggesting they're
@junghunt8645
@junghunt8645 4 жыл бұрын
“Rosie Parks”
@skusami2548
@skusami2548 8 ай бұрын
4:35 “he had a helmet on… but his head come off…” cracks me up every single time, Karl is a national treasure
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