"Karma Was One Step Ahead" - Destination F'd (Vol. 33)

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4 ай бұрын

Here's me commentary on Destination F'd Volume 33. Cheers to everyone sending clips in at ozzyman.com/submit
Ozzy Man on Cameo:
cameo.com/ozzymanreviews
SAUCES:
1. Karma - Tim D tinyurl.com/ujj44kvb
2. Spidey - vidsthatgohard tinyurl.com/mr7ra9dm
3. Tattoo (Okay, good lesson overall tho) - Ana S tinyurl.com/2nxuuyx4
4. Flippers - Dean N.
5. Backwash - Unknown
6. Bald Legend - pointpanicsurfreport IG
7. Soccer - Barstool Sports
8. Fence Fall - dylhincks on IG
Cheers to Ozzy Man viewers Nicoleta, Daniel, Louis, Steve, and Alex for sending in your vids!
Cordially,
O-Man

Пікірлер: 635

@PahzWatchesYouTube 4 ай бұрын

That “oh no” at the end of Zap Brannigan’s flight got me!

@Pyroteknikid 4 ай бұрын

Was waiting for Kool Aid man to break through a wall- OH YEEAAHHH!

@geenajean 4 ай бұрын

Perfect way to end the video!

@martinswiney2192 4 ай бұрын

Yep. Messed up his velour suit.

@Pagliacci_Rex 4 ай бұрын

Even funnier as he sounded like one of the McKenzie brothers.

@andygreen5609 4 ай бұрын

Oh jeez, eh?

@Svid1701D 4 ай бұрын

Can you land Alex? Nah, nah you cant." 🤣

@thinfourth 4 ай бұрын

WELL He was always going to land the unknown variables where speed of landing and how wet the landing was

@cornishcat11 4 ай бұрын

@@thinfourth correct lol

@grondhero 4 ай бұрын

Imagine not being able to land. "Can you land, mate?" "Nope." 😆

@canadiantinkerer3958 4 ай бұрын

He is lucky he didnt get chopped by the propellers

@chasman9662 4 ай бұрын

Proof positive that cars will always be our transportation of choice.

@IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI 4 ай бұрын

"HOLD MY SELTZER, ILL SHOW YOU HOW TO GET SHIT MIXED" 😂😂😂😂😂

@OersJ 4 ай бұрын

that's what got me too

@nickgiesler3141 4 ай бұрын

"Naw, naw, he cannot." We all knew it was coming, but I still loved it.

@Hoaxer51 4 ай бұрын

Well, no matter how hard you’re pulling for them, if it’s on the Destination F’ked video, you already know the outcome! Lol

@marckyle5895 4 ай бұрын

@Some_Dingus living the wet dream for sure

@akhiltonk6372 4 ай бұрын

Therapist- what's your greatest fear? me- That I might end up in one of Ozzy Man videos😆

@KombuchaBuzzed 4 ай бұрын

Try it, it’s fun 😂

@erwinromadan85 4 ай бұрын

I reckoned there would be someway to be there... Take the destination fark or just be a random victim of disaster or funny thing

@grixic78 4 ай бұрын

Crowd: screams cameraman: "Oh no" all of us: lol

@Paul_Allaker8450 4 ай бұрын

"Pavement, a tranquil place to reflect on your life" 😂😂

@romanclark3274 4 ай бұрын

I have had my own pavement reflection time in the past. It's a great time to get your life in order.

@TheOBOM 4 ай бұрын

Dunno ... most times I was down on the pavvy I was too drunk to refelect on anything but not throwing up.

@johnlafever3162 4 ай бұрын

I've been laid out on the pavement many times from my earlier years of life horsing around, through my tough guys years, right through my intoxicated years, and now every once in a while in my elder years, and I must admit in every instance at least on the occasions I was conscious, laying on the pavement wasn't such a bad place to take a quick moment to reflect on recent events and pull it all together, before wiping aways the blood and tears to see if I could at least figure out which way was "up!"😢 It also give time for the ringing to chime down and the birds to get out of the way before you get back up!😂

@infamouswickedjokestar 4 ай бұрын

"Aweuuuuugh" 😭

@enderethan144 4 ай бұрын

1:09 The Holiday Maker slipping out of his flippers and planking into the ocean made me fall off my chair 😂😂😂. Also the guy who charged straight into the ocean though he could be Australian.

@antzpantz 4 ай бұрын

Harold Holt would be proud.

@christianoliver3572 4 ай бұрын

I learned at a pretty early age that if you dive forward like that in flippers then this is what's going to happen. Every single time. He looks like he's on a dive boat, and as I've been on plenty myself there's always a safety lecture. I'm pretty sure they tell you not to do this. If you were to do this with a SCUBA tank on then you'd really be in Destination F'd.

@stephanieparker1250 4 ай бұрын

“… though he could be Australian.” 😂😂😂🎉

@Pagliacci_Rex 4 ай бұрын

He was ready for Destination F'ed. Has his ticket out and everything. I respect and admire that.

@infamouswickedjokestar 4 ай бұрын

He definitely had his way of managing to survive without any single bloody scratch

@ROOSTER333 4 ай бұрын

Who the F plants pool noodles in the winter 😅. That's a late season plant

@Andreas-ni2lt 4 ай бұрын

Jokes aside, pool noodles are apparently advertised as "gardening hack". Because we don't already have enough plastics littering the earth...

@joanford9247 4 ай бұрын

His friends went back and cleaned up the mess, that guy was really wasted.

@shannonchambers1412 4 ай бұрын

Trenton Ontario Canada that’s who 😂

@googlyeyedcat 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@srf2112 4 ай бұрын

The eternal rule. Learning to fly is not as important as learning how to land.

@HeisenMannj 4 ай бұрын

I learned it first when I played GTA San

@XmanSully 3 ай бұрын

Jokes aside, as a lifeguard when I taught kids to swim, the first lesson was always how to get yourself out of trouble. Let yourself sink to the floor and come back up. Do that a few times in a row and you’re all set. Fear factor eradicated. Same with skating. You first learn how to brake rapidly. Then fear switches with fun.

@ferise1 3 ай бұрын

But you’ve gotta fly first in order to try

@srf2112 3 ай бұрын

@@ferise1 True and good point.

@FranktheDachshund 4 ай бұрын

I admire snorkel diving Holiday Maker's complete submission to the fall. No flailing, no regerts, just full reverse Kool-Aid straight in.

@Tamaresque 4 ай бұрын

Do you regret spelling regrets as regerts? 😆

@Nefariously_ignorant 4 ай бұрын

@@Tamaresque "I regert nothing!"

@infamouswickedjokestar 4 ай бұрын

Just accepting his own fate

@hankshill71 4 ай бұрын

What ever retrad.@@Tamaresque

@1harothread 4 ай бұрын

The first one was in Trenton Ontario Canada, like 25 minutes from where I live. They put pool noodles in the bottom in planters to reduce the amount of soil needed. they also act as a drainage medium when its super rainy.

@notlikely4468 4 ай бұрын

But they missed the best part when one of the kids came back to clean up the mess

@jlt131 4 ай бұрын

@@notlikely4468 oh that's good to hear!

@shopreaux1577 4 ай бұрын

@@notlikely4468that’s adorable 🥰

@pricklypear7516 4 ай бұрын

@@notlikely4468 It was that same kid who grabbed one of the planter's legs to keep his friend from pitching it through the window. Somebody give the young man a scholarship or something.

@balazslakatos9817 4 ай бұрын

the hoverboard guy landed perfectly on Destination F'd's runway.

@Muck006 4 ай бұрын

That would have been a big tub of honey ... with some bears on one side and swarms of bees on the other.

@EpicM9000. 4 ай бұрын

The destination f’d videos have always been my favorite thing to watch on your channel

@philster6383 4 ай бұрын

Mine too but him trying to chose new swim wear is also hilarious

@tinderbox218 4 ай бұрын

There's a certain purity to them

@infamouswickedjokestar 4 ай бұрын

Ozzy reacting to Swim Wear fashion shows & Destination F'd content are both intensively hilarious 😭

@DameWhoGames. 4 ай бұрын

“Come on Steve-o’s mate!” 😂😂 that got me

@dannyarcher6370 4 ай бұрын

Coincidence.

@JustLikeHeaven77 4 ай бұрын

2:14 That tree limb broke his fall. Then he jumped up all like... I meant to do that. 😂

@richardwallace2458 4 ай бұрын

I'm wondering why he was up there in the first place!

@lo1bo2 4 ай бұрын

That was my question. I don't see anything obvious to retrieve. @@richardwallace2458

@danimatt100 4 ай бұрын

Ozzy, I had my little key chain with 6 of your most favorite phrases. I work at an assisted living facility. So when my resident was complaining about something stupid as I was leaving after a 12 hour shift, I accidentally leaned on my purse where your key chain hangs. Imagine the look on 92 year old Delores when u responded "destination FUCKED!". I had no way of being dodgy so I just said "that's what Ozzyman thinks so...." and she just looked at me with that blank 92 year old stare as her meds kicked in....

@MickFrosty 4 ай бұрын

Lol I've never seen anyone dive out of their flippers before 😂😂😂😂

@user-Rocket-Fest 4 ай бұрын

Bare feet Spam man taking the side gate for a brief ice skate was all class

@darraghtormey1500 4 ай бұрын

He mos def put that railing up himself 😂😂😂😂😂

@NickRgibbs 4 ай бұрын

@@darraghtormey1500 Probably not. Most of those wrought iron railings are from the 50's and 60's. Its super common to find them rusted out or nearly rusted out where they attach to the concrete

@sapphireseptember 4 ай бұрын

Hope he managed to pick up all those letters that fell out of the postbox!

@Vocalinds 4 ай бұрын

"Bare feet Spam man taking the side gate for a brief ice skate" sounds like a dodgy euphemism 🤣

@infamouswickedjokestar 4 ай бұрын

He survived that one in one whole piece 😭😂

@harmony331000 4 ай бұрын

“His flippers abandoned him, what shite flippers” along side that guys nose dive had me cry laughing! 😅

@uscmpfcw.hudson9468 4 ай бұрын

Hahahah those kids right at the start live here in Belleville, Ontario! Saw this video a couple months ago shared locally. Glad to see it's found it's way across the ocean.

@RandysRides 4 ай бұрын

Cool. Should be easy for the cops to recognize. Oh, I forgot...it's Canada. Continue on, kids.

@MeppyMan 4 ай бұрын

I like that his two mates were sensible enough to stop him from doing what he was trying to do. He doesn’t deserve those mates.

@julianprice1587 4 ай бұрын

Are those pool noodles even organic though?

@christophermerlot3366 4 ай бұрын

Go Bulls!

@infamouswickedjokestar 4 ай бұрын

They are now considered internet virals known as the "Stranger danger failures" 😂

@MikeB-zl1fe 22 күн бұрын

"Hold my seltzer, I'll show you how to get shitmixed" CLASSIC!!!! Your videos are great!

@faireduchemin 4 ай бұрын

Oh man, just imagine the world we could have if you guys supported each other in life the way you do on the field. Please, whenever one of you gets physically hurt or experiences emotional loss, wrap yourselves around each other, cry if you need to, and tell each other it's gonna be OK. 😂 Love it.

@CraigClark-uw7yc 4 ай бұрын

The perfect level of ‘Karmic Content’ Ozzy. It has all the falls that give us a chuckle without going overboard where we have to wonder if someone is ok. Thanks for not making me have that empathetic cringe moment we get we we think people get harmed.

@foxwood67 4 ай бұрын

Man taking out the steel railing as he fell was a future classic

@basicbreakfast 4 ай бұрын

1:56 I feel MUCH better about my own tumble on the ice last month🤣

@GIBBO4182 4 ай бұрын

1:22 well…this escalated quickly 🌊

@wyldhowl2821 4 ай бұрын

1:55 Just had me cackling - bye bye safety railing, mailbox, and dignity.

@caeserromero3013 4 ай бұрын

Before he even took off I was thinking: "This reminds me of a surf board. What happens if you lose your balance at 100ft+ ?" It panned out much as I expected....

@rhdbmw9361 4 ай бұрын

My gf asked me to help her cook at 7am on superbowl Sunday....I welcome myself to destination F'k'd 😂😂😂😂😂

@nhmooytis7058 4 ай бұрын

Cooks what? Call out for wings.

@MoldyWormStudios 4 ай бұрын

The drone one at the end looked so cool, then I remember this was a Destination F'ed compilation 😮

@alexscott1257 Ай бұрын

Yeah but I mean apart from the landing it was pretty awesome right?! And the landing is surely a mere crease to be ironed out in future flights!

@anzaeria 14 күн бұрын

I wonder if we could even call it a drone. Generally, 'drone' refers to unmanned aircraft. Though yea it looked awesome. Riding one of those would be the ultimate experience.

@Dandelion_Stitches 4 ай бұрын

2:55 - Hey, that's pretty awesome! Why don't we all have one of those?! 3:19 - Oh yeah. Yeah, that's why we don't all have one of those.

@dadocta5168 4 ай бұрын

The dumber people get, the more episodes for Ozzy Man.

@AP-o2 4 ай бұрын

As long as we get to see Ozzy Man vids I’m all for it

@JustinGray70 4 ай бұрын

Ozzy could narrate old nat geo films, and they would be entertaining.

@michaelmoorrees3585 4 ай бұрын

Ozzy Man has content forever !

@markwrenn5965 4 ай бұрын

The silver lining in all of the world's troubles: Ozzy man can give us endless yuck yucks

@dangerousdays2052 4 ай бұрын

Being smart isn't going to save your from Destination F, mate

@rmartin147 4 ай бұрын

That was a beautiful dive, sheer poetry in motion.

@garrymugen486 4 ай бұрын

I feel ashamed that I rewinded the "Can he land?" one too many times and LMAO everytime, I really feel it's the drone noise, OzzyMan's "No he cannot" delivery and the splosh at the end!, I'm going to hell, I'm LMAO writing this. P.S. I do really hope the legend was not injured and walked away laughing too.

@adrianryan8586 4 ай бұрын

Have missed these legend clips

@andysmith1968 3 ай бұрын

Out of everything in this video, 'Stevo's mate' is the thing that really cracked me up. I can't stop laughing about it!

@Verybadmotherfukers 4 ай бұрын

"A terrific trip to the five star resort known as pavement" had me rolling. 🤣🤣🤣

@markphinney3152 4 ай бұрын

Nothing brightens my day like a new Destination F*cked video from Ozzy Man!

@teamhaselmyer 4 ай бұрын

Definitely need this, thanks Ozzy👍

@kingadam69 4 ай бұрын

1:44 That actually looked like it hurt,I could just imagine him crying after that.

@bryanbortman4562 4 ай бұрын

This is one of the best. Thanks for the laughs.

@johnmoe7851 4 ай бұрын

Keep em coming Ozzy Man!

@imsleepingbeauty 4 ай бұрын

Shit mixed is my new favorite saying. Thanks Ozzyman 😂

@juliengodbout7626 4 ай бұрын

The first one is in my city !. We laught at it so hard. Thank you Ozzy Man to share that to the world !

@ecclestonsangel 4 ай бұрын

You know its gonna be a good day when OzzyMan puts up a Destination F'd video!

@Christian-ve1wi 4 ай бұрын

Ozzy man's brutal ending but can he land, NAH! Mate you're certainly a master critique for our future 👏 😂😂

@REXOB9 3 ай бұрын

I'm in tears! Thanks Ozzy Man.

@colettehales2798 4 ай бұрын

Lol... I love your videos. Thanks for the laugh this morning.

@skipper4126 4 ай бұрын

That Oh No at the end.. sums up everything in this video XD

@Musicalfate24 4 ай бұрын

My favorite series

@bcatblues725 4 ай бұрын

Ozzy Man I love your channel. Every time I watch your videos, I am laughing. My favorite one though, that actually almost made me pee my pants, was the speedboat. Destination f**led. 🤣💕. Ty

@rickbullock4331 4 ай бұрын

I love the commentary,it’s brilliant.👍👍🇨🇦

@practicalplinking6133 4 ай бұрын

"Can he float" seems kinda important too !!

@OmniHoverboards 4 ай бұрын

It floats.

@SteveCoronado2 4 ай бұрын

Oh how I needed this today m8!! Good on ya sir 🤘🏻🔥💥🙏🏻💯🤣

@SweetBabyJesusOnTheCross 4 ай бұрын

"Can he land? Can you land Alex? No, no he cannot." has me dead.

@mrcryptozoic817 4 ай бұрын

The voice-over on these pratfalls is better than the fails themselves. Awesome!

@JACK_TheAllSeeingEye 4 ай бұрын

😅lol...nice chuckle during the footy halftime👍

@crimsonraen 4 ай бұрын

Hahaha These are sooooo good! The dude that got launched up from the wave, wow!

@rockandrollfezz 4 ай бұрын

See I wouldn’t say oh no if I was on that boardwalk I would burst out laughing even and then probably p%ss myself 😝🤣 nice vid Australia man 🤘🏻 - greetings from Manchester 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 .

@kencentraljerseyakachiller3177 4 ай бұрын

thank you matey ... needed a good laugh today

@smokeitsundance 4 ай бұрын

My 8 year old's reaction to the 'flight': "I don't think he'll be needing a bath tonight!” ❤

@MrTallpoppy58 4 ай бұрын

Good one Ozzy Man

@Crocmanadventures 4 ай бұрын

Easily the best series ever 😂😂

@nickteoh5089 4 ай бұрын

Great thumbnail! Looked like a movie poster for FARKEDGO. 😂

@akash-kumar737 4 ай бұрын

OMG 😂😂😂 the ending was really funny.

@thelivingbook 4 ай бұрын

Wish i could have been there for Alex his "landing" 😂😂

@GhANeC 4 ай бұрын

Lol thanks for bringing some joy to my life and some relief to anxiety

@oldfordcarsandtrucks 4 ай бұрын

Thanks I needed that!

@davegoldspink5354 4 ай бұрын

😂🤣😂 All are comedy gold thanks OZZYMAN. RIPPA COBBER. 😂🤣😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

@cedhome7945 4 ай бұрын

Quality work 👍

@Z7Sakari 4 ай бұрын

That was just a perfect “nAH.” Absolutely perfect.

@angelakimbrell1214 4 ай бұрын

Damnit Ozzy Man I wasn’t trying to laugh at the guy that fell off the steps in the ice but when he took that railing and you yelled shit. I lost mine and laughed until I was in tears. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂

@martinsodyssey 4 ай бұрын

Imagine being abandoned by your flippers when you need them most. Symbolic of life.

@samanthawolters175 4 ай бұрын

This first video happened in Trenton, Ontario, Canada. Trenton is the town right next to the city I live in. It's the closest I'll ever get to being in OzzyMan's videos!

@ItisSusan 4 ай бұрын

Lmao 🤣 love it !! Ozzy Man 👍

@gaston8512 4 ай бұрын

Ozzyman can make weather reports go viral. Love the Aussie voice and attitude. Keep it up

@darshanyadav2887 4 ай бұрын

The wave slammed him pretty bad 😂

@MsGoodhen 4 ай бұрын

Glad old mate had that banister to hold on to😂😂

@nhmooytis7058 4 ай бұрын

Missed your notifs Ozzy Man!

@noeldacosta7621 2 ай бұрын

Such a legend; ozzyman!

@MTG776 4 ай бұрын

That last one was awesome!

@bazilwreckerloughead 4 ай бұрын

For the first part of Alex's video it felt like we were moving forward in the tech field...then I was snapped back to reality when he fell!

@leonardhuff3169 4 ай бұрын

"Every body of water is a portal to Destination F'd" -Ozzy Man

@fromaggiovagiola9128 4 ай бұрын

Great Video! The Wedge Rules!

@da-fcukinrooster3934 4 ай бұрын

I wish I could afford to join your channel is definitely one of the more worthy on KZfaq

@HH-mw4sq 4 ай бұрын

"Can you land Alex?" Of course he can land. He will land everytime. How and where are the only questions.

@Quest4Tube 4 ай бұрын

You’re the best mate!

@georgemitchell9696 6 күн бұрын

As always; great content.

@Killaa94 4 ай бұрын

The way he says dodgy bastard makes my day 😂

@plurplursen7172 4 ай бұрын

That guy on his knees on the pavement was going through "non broken bones" checklist.

@Dankrhymer 2 ай бұрын

In the first video, The guys friend who stopped him from tossing that planter into the window actually came back later and cleaned up that mess.

@sowmiyaamal2131 4 ай бұрын

Alex with his fancy ,hoverboard helicopter futuristic impending doom vehicle.😂....can you land 😂😂nah

@claywest9528 4 ай бұрын

A planet with billions of souls all of whom are going to screw up in a hilarious manner sometime in their lives plus a certain percentage of these happenings caught on video equals unlimited future content for the Ozzy man!