Kathleen Madigan - An American Idiot in Paris - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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Comedy Central

6 жыл бұрын

During a visit to Paris, Kathleen Madigan's family gets roped into buying expensive Louis Vuitton purses for the Chinese mafia.
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@standup
@standup 4 жыл бұрын
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@sissypissyrapper23
@sissypissyrapper23 4 жыл бұрын
Easily the best story with Tom Segura and Joey Diaz
@jendubay3782
@jendubay3782 3 жыл бұрын
I can do without the sexism for the intro.
@jendubay3782
@jendubay3782 3 жыл бұрын
dimebag Darrell ah yes, “dimebag darrel” you certainly are the bastion of good taste and understand the nuances of social interaction.
@jendubay3782
@jendubay3782 3 жыл бұрын
dimebag Darrell If you think I’m wrong, can you point out where and why? Is using strippers and a mother that waits on them hand and foot- encouraging him to throw money at strippers (uh, ew, vaguely incestuous?) isn’t sexism, can you articulate why?
@jendubay3782
@jendubay3782 3 жыл бұрын
dimebag Darrell I wasn’t offended by the comedy. I was offended by the needless (and not funny) intro. You still haven’t answered my questions. In what way was using women as objects not sexist?
@jeffdawson2786
@jeffdawson2786 3 жыл бұрын
Kathleen is like a neighbor who’s just chatting with you, telling stories in such a casual way.
@christinearmington
@christinearmington Жыл бұрын
She’s just the best 🎉❤😂
@gooddaysahead1
@gooddaysahead1 11 ай бұрын
I want a neighbor like her!
@186bingo
@186bingo 2 ай бұрын
And I wanna visit with her for ever!
@m0L3ify
@m0L3ify 6 жыл бұрын
She is so perfect for this show. They should just have her on every week. I doubt she'd ever run out of material.
@frenchtoast7742
@frenchtoast7742 5 жыл бұрын
m0L3ify She was the best female comedian
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 5 жыл бұрын
@@frenchtoast7742 she was the best comedian
@karlnewton1958
@karlnewton1958 5 жыл бұрын
seriously, she almost could have that much GOOD material!
@hideousbastard
@hideousbastard 5 жыл бұрын
She is the best female comedian I have heard on this show
@Outnumbered001
@Outnumbered001 4 жыл бұрын
She could talk about what she had for breakfast and she'd still be funny shit! 🤣
@wlodell
@wlodell 5 жыл бұрын
“The Italians went bad and the French wouldn’t do their part and he’s not gonna go.” I laughed for real, first time in several days. The entire skit was great, thank you!
@paddy6358
@paddy6358 3 жыл бұрын
@V W Oh yeah, hysterically funny, there are definitely people out there like that!
@Hellwyck
@Hellwyck 3 жыл бұрын
@V W It's not, the French army was decent and worked.
@Arltratlo
@Arltratlo 3 жыл бұрын
@@Hellwyck but went on vacation May 9th 1940....!
@locomixer
@locomixer 3 жыл бұрын
and then you find out he is/was a judge. nice.
@Psychol-Snooper
@Psychol-Snooper 3 жыл бұрын
@V W The French lost roughly as many soldiers as the US (or the UK) in WW2, and almost a half a million civilian dead. Men, women and children fought the Germans, and their country was the literal front line. They did their part and it was one of the hardest parts, as far as the western allies were concerned.
@nakatominocalamari2969
@nakatominocalamari2969 Жыл бұрын
She's an incredible story-teller. I could listen to her forever. What a talent!
@boblozaintherealworld3577
@boblozaintherealworld3577 10 ай бұрын
Exactly!
@chaconswrenchin3557
@chaconswrenchin3557 6 жыл бұрын
Am I under arrest I do not recall I want a lawyer
@markdahshark3694
@markdahshark3694 5 жыл бұрын
I am under arrest I do not call Am I a lawyer
@MzRage
@MzRage 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Sunset553
@Sunset553 5 жыл бұрын
I am under a lawyer I want am recall I do not arrest.
@aaron.rocks.
@aaron.rocks. 4 жыл бұрын
joseph chacon *attorney
@theveronika1
@theveronika1 4 жыл бұрын
As a law student, I coudn't agree more :D
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated 6 жыл бұрын
Well... now I know the fashion police are a real thing.
@pislarua1180
@pislarua1180 5 жыл бұрын
I was about to like ur comment but u have 69 likes and I don't wanna ruin that
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated 3 жыл бұрын
@@mondoshredder5783 Sacré bleu!
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated 3 жыл бұрын
@@pislarua1180 alas mes ami, now I have 1,300 likes, et that est na pas une funny number at all.
@majestical15
@majestical15 3 жыл бұрын
This comment has more likes than the Comedy Central post
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated 3 жыл бұрын
@@majestical15 😄 bit of a low bar though, so do most of these.
@mattturner9133
@mattturner9133 5 жыл бұрын
This happened to me in Paris too. For real. Got approached by two Chinese people and asked to buy wallets at the LV store. I speak some Chinese so I agreed to do it. Got the money. Went into the store. Got surrounded by security. Etc. This was in 2004. I can't believe they're still doing this.
@amagohom
@amagohom 3 жыл бұрын
How could they know? You just trying to buy stuff
@donaldjohnson257
@donaldjohnson257 3 жыл бұрын
@@amagohom....fuck, they wouldn't even sell one to Oprah...(actually can't blame em on that)..but they're serious bout that shit!
@cyzcyt
@cyzcyt 2 жыл бұрын
Come to think of it... With that kind of money in cash, they could have just hired someone to fake the look of a socialite and gotten the bag
@guiltygreen
@guiltygreen 2 жыл бұрын
@@cyzcyt They could have, and should have. But the thing is that LV also limits how many 'pieces' someone can buy, so they need a lot of people (if they're trying to buy a lot). They check your passport, ID etc. I'm personally sick of it. I was dragged along to a similar excursion with my rich aunt, where my mom forcibly took my passport so my aunt could buy more under my name. Throngs of people at every single counter, and the rest of the store seemed like a dimly lit maze of mirrors, bags, security. Wouldn't recommend that experience to anyone, and of course, I didn't get anything out of it, not one accessory.
@lilybrown5357
@lilybrown5357 2 жыл бұрын
@@guiltygreen weird, they never asked me my ID, usually it's hermès that ask for it
@skyfalldeadpool1633
@skyfalldeadpool1633 4 жыл бұрын
What I like Kathleen Madigan is that her comedy is timeless, relatable race and age and sex don't matter. You will laugh to tears. That's a true comic.
@SpoonHurler
@SpoonHurler 6 жыл бұрын
We all have that one yellow lab in our life.
@lorainewilliams4671
@lorainewilliams4671 5 жыл бұрын
❤️Yes❤️ Yes we *do*❤️
@philosopher8888
@philosopher8888 5 жыл бұрын
Yes and they need adult supervision.
@SassyUnicorn86
@SassyUnicorn86 5 жыл бұрын
I am the yellow lab
@lorainewilliams4671
@lorainewilliams4671 5 жыл бұрын
@@SassyUnicorn86 lol we all are deep down🤫
@conservat1vepatr1ot
@conservat1vepatr1ot 5 жыл бұрын
I'm the lab in the life around me.
@bobmcbobbington9220
@bobmcbobbington9220 6 жыл бұрын
Good story. Good delivery. She did a great job finding the cartoonish joy in surrounding yourself with seemingly unlikeable loved ones. Something everyone can relate to in some way.
@BeyondSideshow
@BeyondSideshow 5 жыл бұрын
Yup. Plus what a beautifully American pronounciation of Champs-Elysees :D
@gardensofthegods
@gardensofthegods Жыл бұрын
Yep to both of you
@lindamartinson2689
@lindamartinson2689 Жыл бұрын
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@eb6020
@eb6020 4 жыл бұрын
This hilarious woman needs to be WAY more famous. This was one of my favorites.
@floydhaas303
@floydhaas303 2 жыл бұрын
Kathleen can definitely go head to head with any comic out there. Such a unique style. I just love her. And This story is awesome!
@tanyajuli4145
@tanyajuli4145 6 жыл бұрын
the thing I love about her--I can listen to the same set several times and laugh the 3rd time as hard as the first. Its her delivery which sucks me in! Thanks Comedy Central and MadKat!
@marylhere
@marylhere 4 жыл бұрын
Tanya Juli I have noticed her delivery is very similar to Ron White's...I have heard this many times and could listen to it again and again.
@sheilaburns8977
@sheilaburns8977 3 жыл бұрын
Katheen is Hilarious. I love this set and have watched it several times and I still laugh. All of her stand up specials are great. I also watch her Madigan Pubcast every Tuesday since the pandemic. PEACE to ALL ... and STAY SAFE and HEALTHY.
@sportsbabe1125
@sportsbabe1125 9 ай бұрын
I’ve been a fan of Kathleen for years. She’s hilarious and tells great stories.
@Nava53100
@Nava53100 4 жыл бұрын
She’s literally a perfect story teller. She’s the best that’s been on this show!
@alandubois1286
@alandubois1286 Жыл бұрын
This is by far one of her best routines. I can watch this over and over and still laugh!
@stryk187
@stryk187 6 жыл бұрын
Man, Kathleen Madigan is a goddamn pro
@jinxxx696
@jinxxx696 5 жыл бұрын
She is a genius!!!!
@1fastbitch434
@1fastbitch434 4 жыл бұрын
Been one for decades!
@WaterChleo
@WaterChleo 6 жыл бұрын
I keep coming back to this, she is such a good story teller that I don't mind hearing it for the fourth time. It's still just as funny.
@stormwatcher59
@stormwatcher59 6 жыл бұрын
She has a rolling style...just keeps a story going while we laugh...love it! :)
@whostosay3256
@whostosay3256 3 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@222browneyes
@222browneyes 3 жыл бұрын
She looks and sounds like an older Emma Stone.
@fsamedi
@fsamedi 3 жыл бұрын
They resemble each other
@madmaria88
@madmaria88 3 жыл бұрын
omg yeah lol
@jmmartin65
@jmmartin65 3 жыл бұрын
hahahahaha that is so hilareous!!! I saw it the SECOND I read this lol!!!
@Chris71151
@Chris71151 3 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@JohnDoe-bu4wj
@JohnDoe-bu4wj 3 жыл бұрын
Why why why would you say that. You! Have! Forever! Ruined! My Mental! Image! Of! Emma Stone!
@nilesoien4439
@nilesoien4439 4 жыл бұрын
At 9:45 when she gets to "I would like to buy", I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe. To me the genius was explaining that her Mom does that when speaking to foreign people, then having a detour in the story, so it crept up on you when she did the accent.
@helloseattle17
@helloseattle17 Жыл бұрын
I’ve watched this video so many times (it’s one of my favorites to come back to) and STILL every time she gets to that part, I laugh out loud. Her storytelling ability is unmatched.
@eliseintheattic9697
@eliseintheattic9697 5 ай бұрын
My ex husband used to do this. He had kind of a universal accent he would use and he'd talk loud and slow in this accent.
@chantellestokes2830
@chantellestokes2830 6 жыл бұрын
All I could think about was them being the golden girls, she’s Dorothy her mother Sophia, the neighbor Rose and the younger sister Blanche😂😂😂
@stormwatcher59
@stormwatcher59 6 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@MommyOfZoeAndLiam
@MommyOfZoeAndLiam 5 жыл бұрын
It sounds like the dumb sister is Rose
@shantellakaladypersephone8671
@shantellakaladypersephone8671 5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Very accurate
@JaneDoe-ci3gj
@JaneDoe-ci3gj 3 жыл бұрын
Spot on!👍
@andrewaguilar6877
@andrewaguilar6877 6 жыл бұрын
I remember I got told I was a little sexist because I thought Amy Schumer isn’t a good stand up comedian and I just don’t like women comics. My response was Kathleen Madigan is one of the funniest goddamn people on the planet and she proves it once again here. She should be so much more famous than she is.
@tarico4436
@tarico4436 6 жыл бұрын
Eggsactly. On all of that. Women can be funny; Schumer is not funny. I love funny women comics. How is it that I've never heard of this super funny woman??
@kashinimeyo
@kashinimeyo 6 жыл бұрын
Amy Schumer isn't funny, and she isn't a good comic. I listen to comedy central on satellite radio all the time. Whenever she comes on I never laugh at all.
@valhalla1240
@valhalla1240 6 жыл бұрын
Could it just be that a lot of female comics don't seem funny to you, because they're reversing the gender-jokes and the subject is only annoying to you, when your gender is the joke, but when male comics joke about women, you're not affected, so you can laugh? Because honestly, I find most male comics annoying too, because many many men have built their whole carreers based on anti-women-jokes. I don't find female comedians who joke about men particularly funny either. But maybe it isn't that _women_ aren't funny. Maybe it's just that women joking about men aren't funny to men.
@holysmokes1047
@holysmokes1047 6 жыл бұрын
Valhalla - "My pussy stank, LOL!"
@MrShadowpanther3
@MrShadowpanther3 6 жыл бұрын
You have a good point. I do notice that female comics do a lot of jokes about being female. As a male, I don't identify with many of the issues and thus the subtext of the joke is lost. I have never cared that my legs were hairy so the joke about "hair shorts" does not resonate as much as a male comic talking about swallowing his pride to just do what his wife is asking even though he thinks it is wrong. It is not so much anti-woman as those common things men encounter when dealing with women. Just like the exasperating things we do that baffle and irritate the women in our lives. It does explain the common allure of any comic doing comedy about things we all can appreciate. George Carlin once said "I'm here to just say goofy $hit. You already know it... I'm just here to remind you of it". It is the comics that tap into thing things we have experienced or can empathize with that we like.
@Tabfren
@Tabfren 5 жыл бұрын
The 256 dislikes are from the Chinese mafia
@dustinbeasley1550
@dustinbeasley1550 5 жыл бұрын
Best comment. 🤣🤣
@abdirhmnsalad3072
@abdirhmnsalad3072 4 жыл бұрын
老子告诉你 你是个票子
@ArcadiaOccult
@ArcadiaOccult 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@TarheelSG23
@TarheelSG23 2 жыл бұрын
I could listen to her read a dictionary and be wildly entertained. She is the best comedic storyteller today.
@nygrrl99
@nygrrl99 10 ай бұрын
She truly is!
@art_enthusiast392
@art_enthusiast392 3 ай бұрын
She’d have just the right amount of stories for the words too.
@garyjones4757
@garyjones4757 3 жыл бұрын
I have been in show business for 50 years. This is the best setup and comedy I have ever seen and heard. I’d love to see Kathleen Madigan live, when this pandemic is over. Genius.
@rajjelan_fos
@rajjelan_fos Жыл бұрын
Kathleen needs to write a sitcom. I laugh every time I hear her stories.
@debrahelmlinger6256
@debrahelmlinger6256 3 жыл бұрын
This bit is how I got hooked on Kathleen in July 2020, had heard her once many years ago but started watching every bit I could find after watching this. Now a loyal termite following her storytimes and pubcasts. She's keeping her colony in laughs and sane during this crazy time!
@herrgoeteborg2496
@herrgoeteborg2496 4 жыл бұрын
I have watched this piece a least a 100 times and i can´t stop laughing... one of the best comedy pieces i've ever seen... What a natural talent this woman is! 😘
@swish6754
@swish6754 5 жыл бұрын
She's always been naturally funny and entertaining. I never get enough of her humor.
@xingcat
@xingcat 6 жыл бұрын
She is a classic.
@Cyge240sx
@Cyge240sx 6 жыл бұрын
yep one of the funniest women ever!
@Neenerella333
@Neenerella333 6 жыл бұрын
I can't hear the name Kathleen, without hearing her , as her dad, say it. Gotta giggle.
@tommypolizzi200
@tommypolizzi200 6 жыл бұрын
Love you so much Kathleen
@MaryJoMamaJojo
@MaryJoMamaJojo 6 жыл бұрын
She is by far the funniest woman comic to me. I wish I could see her perform live.
@mejamesme1
@mejamesme1 5 жыл бұрын
@Dumb Nigra america is not a race. countries are not 100% populated by one race per country. the only thing you said that is remotely races is the word "raciest". im sure your hatred of stupid people expands beond america.
@522nibbles
@522nibbles 4 жыл бұрын
I completely understood how she felt about her family. Honestly been in so many situations like she was in with my family or my friends. Me telling them it was a bad idea only to be told that I was wrong. I don't even bother anymore.
@hartmann4852
@hartmann4852 3 жыл бұрын
I was pissed off all show long because I just hate when people act stupid, don't listen and drag me into their shit because they're family or close friends and you can't just let them..
@Cora.T
@Cora.T Жыл бұрын
I'd get annoyed so quick, but she has that kind of resignation like its happened a million times before 😂
@borgholable
@borgholable 5 жыл бұрын
when she said "i would like to buy" in french i just dropped , hands down one of the funniest shows on whats happening here
@mlite30
@mlite30 3 жыл бұрын
She is so funny and I love how she’s always the voice of reason in her stories.
@greshamsmith3923
@greshamsmith3923 3 жыл бұрын
This is hands down one of the best storytelling skits I've ever heard. Masterful.
@michaelbrennan6123
@michaelbrennan6123 5 жыл бұрын
Having grown up in St. Louis, I can can tell you this would happen to other people from St. Louis. She is hysterical.
@LokiDWolf
@LokiDWolf 4 жыл бұрын
Kathleen's delivery is just so damn good! Her voice too! Just a homegirl from around the way. I love it!!! Big fan!!! :)
@pauliescott
@pauliescott Жыл бұрын
A truly exceptional comic. Her Mad Again special had me in tears.
@kirnpu
@kirnpu 10 ай бұрын
Daisy - "Well that's great if we need something from the back seat". She's such a great story teller!!!
@BrianSmith-ez9kj
@BrianSmith-ez9kj 5 жыл бұрын
Been following Kathleen for over 20 Years, this is maybe the craziest story I've ever heard her tell- so good
@DonnaAbrams-qh7zt
@DonnaAbrams-qh7zt 8 ай бұрын
Me too. I’ve seen her in person several times and never get tired of her.
@marcileatherboots1
@marcileatherboots1 4 жыл бұрын
I have listened to this probably 15 times and it is funny every single time. Kathleen Madigan is awesome.
@butch2811
@butch2811 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you Lewis Black for always talking about this woman, she kicks ass!
@stormwatcher59
@stormwatcher59 6 жыл бұрын
I'd love a Lewis/Kathleen sitcom! :-D
@butch2811
@butch2811 4 жыл бұрын
@Josue Gutierrez-Clark Never knew Lewis Black was on Carlin's radar, but hell yeah!
@Lijaskurzeme
@Lijaskurzeme 3 жыл бұрын
They are very good friends. Lewis Black and Kathleen often go to the Middle east and in the USA, he is sometimes her (very overqualified , her words) opening act.
@frenchtoast7742
@frenchtoast7742 Жыл бұрын
I’m French and I am dying . This is too cute ! Lol
@siegeaye
@siegeaye 5 жыл бұрын
9:47 “I wood liek tu baaaaii” 😂😂😂
@lizziecolon320
@lizziecolon320 4 жыл бұрын
siegeaye omfg I’m fucking crying
@AKilahVamp
@AKilahVamp 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 IM TRYING TO LAUGH QUIETLY AS IT IS 2 AM
@ForsythJC
@ForsythJC 3 жыл бұрын
"wooooooone PapILLON!" This is seriously the best part of the entire story. Everyone I play this for always dies laughing at that part.
@mysterbear
@mysterbear 3 жыл бұрын
This woman is boss. Hell of a storyteller. Top standup.
@marionmarino1616
@marionmarino1616 7 ай бұрын
I’ve seen her do this routine before a few times. I laugh hysterically each time! She’s great!!!
@blackstrap
@blackstrap 6 жыл бұрын
One of the best comedians to ever live. She never got her chance to make it BIG but if you are reading this, people who love comedy LOVE YOU!
@madelineharkins5643
@madelineharkins5643 4 жыл бұрын
True that! 1st time I ever watched her! Sooo good!
@karlajaeger2082
@karlajaeger2082 4 жыл бұрын
I saw her comedy central special back in the late 90s. Elvira kurt was also hilarious...so was the amazing Jonathan
@ronaldstarkey4336
@ronaldstarkey4336 3 жыл бұрын
The amazing Jonathan and his stunt hamster... only saw it once... lmao. .
@julianneattaway7183
@julianneattaway7183 2 жыл бұрын
I was lucky enough to see her at the beginning when a friend of mine owned Comedy Etc close to where she’s from in the late 90’s. She was just as amazing then and super relatable to talk to.
@GadsdenHomie1776
@GadsdenHomie1776 Жыл бұрын
😂 I'm from MO and I've had to direct certain "culturally ignorant" family members across the world. It's sooooo embarrassing😣 Love you Kathleen! Thankyou for validating my feelings on what I've been thinking in "whackodoodle" situations...
@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066
@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066 4 ай бұрын
Lol I'm in Missouri right now and lived in Lake of The Ozarks/Osage Beach area for years! I know the outlet mall she's talking about 😂😂😂
@FunDreya
@FunDreya 4 жыл бұрын
Refreshing to hear a stand-up piece that's not about sex :)
@onusgumboot5565
@onusgumboot5565 4 жыл бұрын
I've seen Kathleen a few times, and she never does sex jokes. I really respect her for that It really is refreshing to hear jokes. not just gross out dirty word stuff
@MrPernell27
@MrPernell27 4 жыл бұрын
Fuck off. Grow up
@elleraquel9146
@elleraquel9146 4 жыл бұрын
It actually is refreshing
@joshbuchanan8541
@joshbuchanan8541 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrPernell27 no you
@acarroll1714
@acarroll1714 3 жыл бұрын
So sex makes you uncomfortable... got it.
@John-ih2bx
@John-ih2bx 10 ай бұрын
The BEST. Simply the BEST. Thank you . I keep re-watching. Her mother's French accent was priceless (my aunt is French)! Futuristic tense? Wack-a-doodle ? Wow, brings back so many memories. This comedy script was written expertly/intelligently. Madigan has talent.
@deahoover2300
@deahoover2300 5 жыл бұрын
As a tour operator in St. Louis, MO: THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT CAN HAPPEN with taking our Midwestern Nice Folks to Paris, London and Rome! Great material.
@InnaVitamina777
@InnaVitamina777 4 жыл бұрын
This is also why it continues because your "nice folk" don't prepare in any way for trips,expect everyone to cater to them and speak English and are absolutely clueless about culture and history of other places. Not to mention the easiest to catch in a "duhhh" scam.
@paulbismuth10
@paulbismuth10 3 жыл бұрын
That's why Paris has a bad rep : scammers / clueless tourists. Scams are truly a plague everywhere tourists migrate in mass .
@boblozaintherealworld3577
@boblozaintherealworld3577 10 ай бұрын
I've loved this lady for years, and finally figured out that she's not really a comedian....she's a HILARIOUS story teller. I can only imagine drinking with her in a public place. One of the best.
@Ghoopty
@Ghoopty 4 жыл бұрын
“Looped into this caper of enormous proportions” is a hilarious phrase. Great story.
@deannakell1990
@deannakell1990 2 жыл бұрын
I literally listen to her everyday. Kind of like an apple a day, but it’s a fall over laughter a day.
@lisaleone2296
@lisaleone2296 6 жыл бұрын
I shared this with my mom. I'm 46, she's 75. Same kind of scenario - I'm younger and a little more worldly and know I wouldn't belong in a Louis Vuitton store, my mom didn't understand this bit. At all. She said "I buy purses all the time, I wouldn't buy one that cost ten thousand dollars." And another classic.... "So wait, was the money counterfeit?"
@stormwatcher59
@stormwatcher59 6 жыл бұрын
Enjoy anything you can share with your mom, I miss mine.
@Research0digo
@Research0digo 5 жыл бұрын
@@stormwatcher59 me too RIP Evelyn Marie Van Dorn 9/11/2001 FUCKING lung cancer
@sagebrooks6907
@sagebrooks6907 5 жыл бұрын
Noduh
@devans00
@devans00 4 жыл бұрын
My love of Kathleen runs deep. One of the best storytellers of my lifetime.
@chevytracker
@chevytracker 5 жыл бұрын
Her mother sounds exactly like my grandma. You need patience the size of the sun to go through a day with someone like them 😂
@relmcmillan
@relmcmillan 6 жыл бұрын
Easily one of the best comedians and story tellers!
@sheilamason1895
@sheilamason1895 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve listened to this story many times and it still makes me laugh. Kathleen Madigan, I thank you because today there is little to even smile about.
@katmandoo1506
@katmandoo1506 4 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love her. She always cracks me up. Pure talent. 😂
@icequeen1781
@icequeen1781 3 жыл бұрын
Love Kathleen....she’s a great story teller with that hilarious comedy delivery....💖💖💖
@paulamcdonald5446
@paulamcdonald5446 3 жыл бұрын
I cannot stop watching this, I am dying. Everything about this is so accurate if you have been there...and the story is absolute perfection. Best comedy bit I think I’ve ever heard.
@BigOlWookie
@BigOlWookie 5 жыл бұрын
I absolutely LOVE this woman! Her stories never fail to make me laugh!!!
@Brandon-of1xl
@Brandon-of1xl 3 жыл бұрын
Hands down, the best story told on that stage.
@justinmas299
@justinmas299 Жыл бұрын
Super underrated, one of the funniest people I have ever seen.
@MrSteve-hy9yo
@MrSteve-hy9yo 6 жыл бұрын
"whackadoodles...." gotta love her.
@saritasi7819
@saritasi7819 6 жыл бұрын
Hilarious. Bring her back I wana hear why her and her sister have the same name.
@ginapolly6887
@ginapolly6887 6 жыл бұрын
fatine mahir she's Kathleen her sister is Catherine
@winendesertrose
@winendesertrose 6 жыл бұрын
It's in one of her older stand up. ++++++++++++++ +++++ Spoiler: I thing the other sisters name was/is Kathrine but it means something else in Gailic.
@saritasi7819
@saritasi7819 6 жыл бұрын
winendesertrose oh thanks I ll check it out
@mjade1673
@mjade1673 6 жыл бұрын
For real
@mjade1673
@mjade1673 6 жыл бұрын
Gina Polly oh my 😄
@j-fo4753
@j-fo4753 Жыл бұрын
Termites! It's been years and this story has to be my favorite story yet! "I would like to buy,...one Papillion". Shout out to KM's Termites, see y'all Wednesdays at her pub!
@michaelrichardson6569
@michaelrichardson6569 Жыл бұрын
HA! Love Kathleen Madigan. Her story-telling ability is perfect. Did not know she made a "This is Not Happening" until now... So glad she did. :) She is the perfect traveling companion for Lewis Black as well.. and I cannot imagine a more fun and entertaining pair of stand-up comics.
@elreyleon214
@elreyleon214 Жыл бұрын
I've heard this over and over again for over 4 years
@breezy9297
@breezy9297 6 жыл бұрын
I love Kathleen Madigan! So glad to hear new material.
@riggs20
@riggs20 11 ай бұрын
This cracks me up. It’s just the kind of situation you find yourself in with your family members whom you love but drive you crazy. 😂
@holyheck8631
@holyheck8631 5 жыл бұрын
The Lake of the Ozarks outlet mall really do b wild
@robingarrett3171
@robingarrett3171 6 жыл бұрын
I love her so much. As an aside, if this happens to me at 79 I just want to stroke out and die. Place of death: Louis Vuitton prison, Paris France. Let the family legend grow.
@Research0digo
@Research0digo 5 жыл бұрын
lol new lyrics for the old folks home dance, instead of freak out - 'stroke out!'....
@robluxipiech4033
@robluxipiech4033 6 жыл бұрын
Amy Schumer is gonna love using this material.
@jemangedessaucisses206
@jemangedessaucisses206 5 жыл бұрын
robluxi piech 😂😂😂
@relic6457
@relic6457 5 жыл бұрын
How edgy and trendy to hate amy
@stephanieann6622
@stephanieann6622 5 жыл бұрын
@@relic6457 Its the truth though. She's unfunny and steals jokes.
@xgullafter9590
@xgullafter9590 5 жыл бұрын
@@stephanieann6622 the past 10 stand up videos I've watched today, all different comics, the only similarity being that they're females, have had amy schumer related comments on them
@dr44drrtertescottriggs79
@dr44drrtertescottriggs79 5 жыл бұрын
A. N. N. A a a. AA AND I.
@Marie-tf8ug
@Marie-tf8ug 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched a lot of This is Not Happening and she, by far, has the best story!
@LALacey
@LALacey 5 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest comedians out there! She deserves her own show
@kevineniedbalski4822
@kevineniedbalski4822 2 жыл бұрын
Check out her podcast if you haven't.
@rethabilejelele1903
@rethabilejelele1903 6 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness I've missed her sooo much😫😫. Definitely a fav!!!🕺
@maloneybree
@maloneybree 6 жыл бұрын
Oh, omg - she is the best comedian around~~~~I love her.
@bethgold2362
@bethgold2362 4 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite comedians! I love sarcasm and stories featuring oddball family members, which we can all relate to.
@sylviastreet
@sylviastreet Жыл бұрын
Where has this wonderful comedian been? She is so funny! I’m glad I found her!
@rosemarythomas7391
@rosemarythomas7391 6 жыл бұрын
She's the best. No question. Her bat cat joke had me dying 😂
@mdmusil
@mdmusil 6 жыл бұрын
I LOOOOOOVE Kathleen Madigan! I've laughed at her comedy schtick for many years, and she's still the funniest lady in comedy EVER!!!!!
@BillieJolene1
@BillieJolene1 6 жыл бұрын
mm mm totally. I'd LOVE to do some sketch comedy with her! Tell her to come check me out!
@havefaith4358
@havefaith4358 5 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@jillmariesmith6289
@jillmariesmith6289 3 жыл бұрын
She is such a sweet heart - she is a wonderful daughter and wonderful sister to all her siblings. I love her. I just discovered her and I have been binge watching all her videos. She is the best medicine during these difficult times.
@ajp1282
@ajp1282 5 жыл бұрын
Cracking up at the yellow lab part! "Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! It's a Tuesday!"
@schoppepetzer9267
@schoppepetzer9267 6 жыл бұрын
My friend is asian and she made a business out of it. She sends smurfs around european luxury shops, lets them buy bags, accessoires, scarfs etc. and ships them to her asian (chinese etc) customers. The price difference between e.g. Louis Vuitton bags in Paris compared to Jakarta is massive. All luxury brands have strict sales channels, you cannot establish a shop in Singapore directly importing luxury items from Europe and offer them for lower prices.
@Anne--Marie
@Anne--Marie 5 жыл бұрын
Interesting
@mfrmll3786
@mfrmll3786 3 жыл бұрын
someone should sit-com this street !!!
@confusedredditor1660
@confusedredditor1660 2 жыл бұрын
Ahh, I guess thats what they call grey market
@user-zp8ei6pi7p
@user-zp8ei6pi7p 6 жыл бұрын
She is so fucking good, it's incredible.
@keatinjames9549
@keatinjames9549 2 жыл бұрын
Kathleen is one of my favorite comedians! Every story just cracks me up!
@jimbonsf
@jimbonsf 11 ай бұрын
Gosh, I love Kathleen Madigan! She is a master storyteller.
@gungagalunga7761
@gungagalunga7761 6 жыл бұрын
Kathleen is such a great story teller!
@Nanancay
@Nanancay 3 жыл бұрын
This woman is such a good storyteller, I laughed so hard LMFAOO
@acacius9903
@acacius9903 5 жыл бұрын
This should be part of a movie. I was laughing so hard. This was hilarious.
@cyberhansa
@cyberhansa 3 жыл бұрын
I rewatch this every few months or so. I love Kathleen Madigan! 😍
@patboda4173
@patboda4173 4 жыл бұрын
I absolutely adore you Kathleen, keep the comedy coming. Thank you !
@suninmoon4601
@suninmoon4601 3 жыл бұрын
"Daisy...she's seventy-nine, but she does yoga." 🤣
@elisa.r.g
@elisa.r.g 3 жыл бұрын
I saw Kathleen in person and she is by far the funniest comedian I’ve ever seen.
@saundradriscoll282
@saundradriscoll282 Жыл бұрын
My favorite comedian ❤
@eggznbakey1
@eggznbakey1 3 жыл бұрын
What an amazing story teller this woman is! First time I've ever watched her and I thought she was fantastic!
@electrichellion5946
@electrichellion5946 5 жыл бұрын
That’s an awesome story. Great story telling too. Had me in stitches.
@auroraboobiealice6352
@auroraboobiealice6352 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha hahaha 😂 I 💖 Dachshunds sweatshirt in a Paris Louis Vuitton Boutique!
@mfrmll3786
@mfrmll3786 3 жыл бұрын
auroraBOOBie ???????
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