Back in the 80s, a friend split with his wife. They were both English, and knowing he disliked the Scottish accent, she moved to Glasgow taking the kids with her. Now his adults sons have the best Glaswegian accent ever.

We had a Glaswegian colleague working in our (American) office for a year, and no one could understand him, so then another colleague from London would sort of translate the important bits as needed. By the end of the year, we could understand Glasgow guy just fine. Took the better part of the year, though. Then once we could understand him, we were a little sorry because every other word was “fukin.” His vocabulary was a little “colorful” by American workplace standards. Things seemed pretty dull when he left to go back to Glasgow. 😂😂

I’m from Liverpool and me and me mates were on holiday in Tenerife and had a blast with the lads from Glasgow, this was 1998 anyway we always kept in touch and i had my stag night in Glasgow which was just brilliant and they all came down to my wedding and now most of them are married we all have a holiday somewhere we’re all together and i just love them all 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 with all the kids it’s been even better Cheers lads can’t wait for this year 🥃🍷🍻🥂🍾🍺🍺🍺🍺

There's no place in the world like Glasgow, no BS + u kno exactly where u stand. Humour like nowhere else. ❤

“Care to explain yourself”😅

Wee Mental Dave 😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🚀

As American I had a hard time deciphering some of what he was saying with his accent, but I appreciate it & salute the people that keep their culture & humor of their culture & region! That’s what’s beautiful about people! We are not one homogenous thing, we are WHO we are as our land , our cultures, our history has formed us , but as a whole we are ONE, hopefully not letting our differences divide us ( as politicians seem to want to Do!. Lol) People are more alike & hold the same values ,humor, laugh @ the same things, ( except for some things that only people local to the culture would “ get” ) than they are apart! I’ve traveled a lot & experienced many cultures, languages, there are good people wherever you go all around this world! There’s also a lot of “ shit’s”, people that know you’re not local & try to take advantage. Arseholes! But you’ll have the “ opportunist” everywhere you go, lol. & then you’ll have the “ good uns’” The local people that will be fair & honest , not part of the “ tour industry” that you can sit in a pub with, have a dram or a pint wit, & laern, about each other. That’s the best! I’m a Ferguson btw, but only by injection ( marriage, or ejaculation, so my children are Ferguson’s ) My hubby’s Grandad & several of his brothers immigrated to America. I LOVE cultures KEEPING their culture , accents, & history , not letting politics, corporates, big $$ , international investment entities & powers trying to make us one little homogenous soup that they can sup off of! I love ❤️ your humor, ( even though I missed a bit of it because I ‘m at a loss culturally, but a lot of it I “ got”!). You make people laugh! That’s good medicine & healthy! Positive & uplifting for the soul, no matter what one person in that crowd might have been going thru in their personal life @ the time, you gave them a reprieve for a bit, collectively, because they could all relate & laugh together, …& an injection into their soul of laughter & release of stress & worry! Good on you mon! You’re more a healer of humanity than you know! Keep up the good work! You’re a DR. Of humanity, no pharmaceutical prescriptions required to feel good!

Brilliant. 🤣👏

The real reason the romans didnt invade Scotland was the impossible accent.

Quality comedian Kev is top class.

Had a Scottish prof at university and one day in a seminar he said something that sounded to us like, "It's like perils before swine." We sat there for a moment with blank looks until the penny dropped - "Pearls before swine."

Love Scottish accent ❤❤❤

I must say I love the accent.

Yes Kev 😂

Genius

Missed a little, but caught the jist. Crazy Kevin...

What a fuckin talent rolling with the laughter kick your ****** **** genius.

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Britain's best right there ladies and gentlemen

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I’m in the US and watch a lot of UK TV. Never had an issue understanding Scottish people but there are some Geordie and welsh performers I can barely follow

Kevin Bridges' Hilarious Jokes About Life In Scotland | Universal Comedy 27.4.24 Taylor Swift's got a new double album out. in passing i acknowledged this. good luck that man....

aww cut off the garage joke, the punchline!

Here’s a joke Kevin I like…..a wee plasterer was getting instructions from the heid guy and he said …just give it a rough go, and the wee plasterer said …how rough do you want it and the boss said….Your best will be rough enough 🤣🤣🤣

Nathan was a prophet.

I am American of Scottish descent, and I don't understand you. Our son visited Glasgow last year, he enjoyed his time there. Could not find out the right plad for a kilt.

My Aberdonian friend used to say "Its no Scotch bonnie lad , its Scots or Scottish".

what did he say ho ho

i suppose i'm off to buy "The story continues" dvd then. Just a tiny bit scared it might not play nicely on my "classics" shelf.. "i'm the new boy fram Gleysgo.. tha rest of ye old spinny prux can fokoff..else get scratched tryin to stay "

I’m from Leamington Spa and I understand every word. You must have been speaking to some outsider? 😂

Billy was of his time but Kevin is the man 😂

Connor Macgreggor is Ireland’s equivalent of wee mental Davey.

Diplomacy at its best.

I cant understand him either

This Scot would seem to suggest that his land is not Woke. And yet it leads the world in Woke revolutionary policy actions.

Can't understand everything you are saying. lol

I shut him off right after he uttered the first "F" Bomb. There is no need for that useless superlative. Time to grow up, sir.

Scots git

He’s gone all left wing woke now 🥲

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