IchUnd ich bin grad ein bisschen müde ich binwas ich

Here we go again, if Scotland decide to leave I’m coming home to Glasgow. 😊🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

The defining got, about the Scots. Is the are both intelligent, and have to suck it up.

😂😂

😂😂😂👌 or should have hit them with a 6 pronged plug 😂

YES

Probably the best stand-up comedian of all time in my opinion.

He's a better comedian than Sturgeon.

@Raa Hiissdd dass Aye, we're famous for our patter, Glaswegians that is. Obviously you wouldn't know patter if it jumped up and slapped you in the kisser. ✌ He's still a better comedian than wee vinegar face. That ain't no joke, pal!

@Raa Hiissdd dass Aw, Diddum's. The only embarrassment in Scotland is the National racist SNP. Thanks to this bunch of hate-mongers we are the laughing stock of Europe. Of course, you would already know that, if you lived here.

I like the accent too

The thing about Scotland is, the accent is different in every region (same as England and Wales, and Northern Ireland and the Republic). The Edinburgh accent is much softer than the Glaswegian accent. I come from further north. My brothers wife is from the same town. We used to run an office together, in Australia, and one of our managers would be downright rude to my SIL, and would ask me to translate. The thing is, our boss was from Dundee, and she understood him perfectly.

Hey Guys! Pablo was in the Lift! 😁😂

Aye, it's Patty Toyme

You guys are like us. Normal.

Jus fuckin smile mate

Kev, running out of material.

Pp

It really was, his english accents are great but to make it english trying scottish is brilliant.

haha hes fuckin awesome isnt he??!!! 🤣😂🤣

@@SA77888 yeah proper legend of comedy

:D))) I'm thinking back to the early 1970s and the reverse situation when a girl from Sydney was in our students hall of residence in St Andrews and she sat down at the dinner table on the first night of term and said "I'm coy". It took a moment of mental question marks until we worked out that her name was Kaye. Accents take getting used to.

I was having a coffee with a random Aussie guy I'd met in Spain who was telling me he enjoyed the country but lamented the "locals didn't speak the lingo". When a waiter approached our table Aussie said "Scuse me mate, where's the dunny?" ;-)

@@Moamanly oh no 😆

​@@Moamanly hahahaha you 😂😂

Drunk people laugh at anything...fools and their money are soon parted

@@delcamelot I do not drink alcohol nor do I do drugs. As for the money comment, I have no idea what you are referring to.

@@samharding9135 don't try to reply then..save your breath !

What was going on? (Non-UK resident here.)

@@duxnihilo he resigned due to alleged sexual misconduct

@@carlslater8843 that's a lie

@@andrew476 “alleged”

@@carlslater8843 "and he was right!!!" The allegations were proven to be lies. So, no. You are not right and you are lying to se guy who knows nothing about the scandal

And the current president of the USA is half Irish and considers himself as Irish.

2014

We say cock where I’m from, ey up.

We won’t be actually taking a saw across the border! 🙄

We're not moving planets ffs 🤯 But cheers anywho...

@@BoydL69- no but we might 😂😂😂

@@Gunny54 Be an amazing progress for oor land o'Scotland if we had that opportunity to jump planets🌍⏳I'm sure we'd aw go Fir'iT.. 💕 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💞👀💯✌🏽.. Lol xxx We enjoy the Scottish league, do we not?? 🤔 🤯😎lol Let Peace cover yer soul... ✌🏽☮️ 🔴⚪🔵 Ready 🔵⚪🔴

There’s a lot more cash to get out the English yet before we call it a day

What the hell are you on about? We are not slaves or oppressed! I am a Scot living in Scotland. Braveheart was a movie about events 800 years ago!

@@MickeyMichaels348 slave of england...🤒

I support Tibet, Xinjiang, Hong Kong, Macau Taiwan, …

@@peterfireflylund 😆😆

Sorry but the English support Japan, not China so your opinion matters little.

We've been free & independent since 1311 AD, Sturgeon is destroying our country,

@@dunkirk1581 ...totally agree, I'm from Arran and that woman with her obsession with going into the history books is criminal ...next will be the Highlands wanting Independence from the lowlands ..by the time were finished the UK will have become the next Yugoslavia with everyone hating everyone and going back centuries ..politicians don't trust any of the self serving devils!!!

@@glastonbury4304 everyone was lied to about the results of the referendum they said it was 45/55, Fact only 60% of registered Scottish voter actually voted so it was 25% to 35%,, for the referendum to be legal, I think you need 75% or something like that. The SNP continually lie and manipulate the Scottish people. There not to be trusted

@@dunkirk1581 ..I agree , the SNP are just trying to appeal to emotion and not sense ...always quoting North Sea Oil as where most of our GDP will come from 🤦...it's not as simple as that, the Oil revenue has dropped by 18% in the last decade from these old fields and I doubt BP with an Independent Scotland will want to renegotiate rights unless it's more favourable to BP ...then there's the argument who gets the tax revenues , if it's by Scottish waters then Scotland will get 90% , but if Westminster argue it should be by population then Scotland will only get 9% ...whatever happens it will be a huge mess and as the old fields are running down, we will need huge investment in new fields but smaller!...#nd who will pay for that ...I think whether Scotland gets Independence or not the oil industry will stay much as it is being UK based rather than going down complicated extremely expensive routes of two tiered tax and new investment with an independent Scotland ....additionally if we do get Independence I guess we will become a Republic with a President and a Prime Minister, so more bloody self serving politicians!! ...and will we have to have Embassies and consulates of more civil servants all over the world at more expense!!! ...and let's not mention change of currency, military, borders, negotiating trade deals which take an average of 10 years to complete...it's basically an emotional idea which won't work in a now globalised world ...

@@glastonbury4304 they are destroying the oil industry from the greens imput, but business in general they create to much insecurity, some businesses are leaving, creating more unemployment, How many jobs or industry have they brought to Scotland, when a month ago The first minister was telling people to claim mental health to get 600 and odd pounds a month, this tells you jobs are not there focus, the other thing they are desperate to get all men out of politics, that's worrying

😮 what the fuck