Is this true? Are wild animals live together with people in the cities, town? It can be seen everywhere

With ya, mate!

@@Sasidelayed there are kangaroos roaming around in my area on a regular basis. But I'm around 30km from city centre. Not city by our standards, but maybe counted as city by other people's standards

@@Sasidelayed in the big cities like Melbourne and Sydney there is no kangaroo unless you go to a sanctuary. But in the outer suburbs and regional areas you may see some kangaroos. But the most dangerous wildlife live in rural areas.

LMAO

What episode was that? If it was banned in Australia I probably haven’t seen it lol

As an Aussie this is hilarious.

@@margaritapeggyschuylervanr2486 I believe it's called "Mister skinny legs"

In that case spiderman should also be banned in Australia coz when i was 10 i was searching it everywhere just to get that bite

@@i_asked_ “I mean there’s only the upside. What could go wrong?” Lol

You did? Where? Chuck E Cheese? Quiznos?

I worked with a 30 ft python as a job... working with a kangaroo sounds so much more unbelievable and dangerous lol.

😂😂

If he boxed with a kangaroo then it would’ve been animal cruelty and wouldn’t be allowed today, especially in Australia as it’s against the law. It’s no different from making animals like bears, tigers, elephants perform so-called ‘tricks’ for the publics amusement.

@@bellabana correct, I recall Jay Leno telling a story of how he'd been quickly beaten by a 'boxing kangaroo' when he was young - when it was still legal to put gloves on a big red and sell tickets to fight it in a cage.

Lol, right

Andy was right about Roos tearing your balls off, that's why their nuts retract into their body when fighting.

Andy is quality, not quantity

*Andy and the Quiznos Kangaroo co-worker.*

His comedic timing is impeccable. Rarely interrupts but when he does its hilarious

Yes

Drops bears are bears😂

Yes I agree, its #cringworthy.

YES!! OMG driving me nuts! JUST Koala, NOT bear!

Bears are Mammals, Koalas are Marsupials.

@@Pip-ti9xp he said koala

Your what bears? What are those :D

@@unaswimothuti Drop bears. It's a sort of carnivorous Koala. They get their name from the way they attack, sitting on a branch and dropping onto their victim. One reason Aussies love our Vegemite is because it's a great Drop Bear repellent. Smearing Vegemite on the face and back of the neck prevents Drop Bear attacks, they hate the smell of the stuff.

@@unaswimothuti Drop bears lol. It's a made up joke to scare tourists and poke fun. As an Aussie I can officially tell you that drop bears don't exist hehe.

@@Hunny1au Spoil sport lol

@@Hunny1au why spread such dangerous lies?

Australia even has grass that can kill you. The blades of this type of grass cut through the skin and have poisonous toxins that enters your bloodstream.

Nah he freaking out to all animal he's weird scaredy cat

To be fair Australia does have acid spitting caterpillars, which turn into butterflies later so... he wasn't that far off

Ello there maite

G'Day

are they really dangerous or he just playing? most animals are dangerous tho

@@aduhaneh1057 I've had plenty of red backs around my house, they've never bothered me. Easy to avoid brown snakes. I"d be more scared of grizzly bears!

@@aduhaneh1057 They're dangerous yeah, but it depends where you are and what you're doing if you're going to get yourself in a spot of trouble. In suburban areas they're not often around. But if you're in the country, rainforest or beach, yeah you need to make decisions and keep your eyes sharp or you can get into some trouble. I'm from the north east, live in the rainforest/beach and worked in the country on farms and mines. For the most part you just have to either avoid their territory, or if you have to do it you have to figure out how to be really careful. And know what to do if it goes wrong. For example, there are few croc attacks even though salties are the most aggressive, purely because most people don't put themselves too close to their territory. I swim at certain beaches, not too close to river mouths, never in the rivers nearer the ocean. If you're going into the mangroves at night, you take a really strong torch so you can see the crocs eyes and get away if they're there. Don't walk too close when they're sunning themselves on the beach in the morning. The best thing to do for snakes and spiders is to walk slowly and look hard, and be careful if you pick up anything. It's pretty common to have spiders and snakes in the house depending where you live, and it's usually not a problem if you are careful about removing them, but sometimes you can get unlucky. The snakes and spiders aren't trying to kill you, if they do attack it's because they're scared or think they're being attacked usually. Cassowaries is self-defense. Crocs and sharks, well what do you expect.

Universe? How do you know?

so what's the ranking for the black Mamba?

@@jimcanterak7349 Kevin Hart said 'in the universe' - i'm just going along with it.

@@carlosfer2201 The inland taipan is considered the most venomous snake in the world as it has the most potent venom of all. The Black Mamba is considered the most 'deadliest'.

Saw a kookaburra killing a small brown snake by smashing it on a metal sign in NSW before eating it, thought that’s was pretty amazing haha

Quokka?

@@matthewmangum6320 cute little things that can't decide if they're a rat or a kangaroo. Never actually seen one, just pictures.

Only tourists

What about the drop bears?

@@jamievivian1843 Just put some toothpaste behind your ears, you'll be fine.

Why does he make you laugh

Is it the stories that he tells or his delivery that make you laugh?

@@omarradwan4418 delivery

@@omarradwan4418 why does it matter? He makes him laugh who cares why the guy is funny. Fk I hate people on the internet

Really, he's an immature child! his whole speel is that he's bouncing around, give him ritalin & you'll see how funny he actually is

Almost scared? So the rest is things he's entirely scared of, or not at all?

@@remnant24 just saying he's practically scared of everything, u looking some kind of argument or something?

Kevin Hart : Weaknesses - Australian Wildlife

You'd be scared down there,too!!!You think snails are harmless?!!!!!!?Down there,think again.Theres one type that is venomous.Enough said.

@@judahallen6576 No, just wondering what it means to be almost scared or practically scared. Because linguistically, they mean he's not scared.

worst combination ever. bill burr is a actual genius while kevin hart is just mainstream with humour that fits average people. bill burr would pick kevin apart and you cant change my mind about that

@@thepolygator3628 That's the whole point bruh. XD.

Umm...how bout scrap the Kevin Hart part of that, and just have Bill Burr alone? Adding Hart to Burr is like pouring milk into a glass of whiskey. Just...why?!

@@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid what a weird and random analogy… 😂 But you’re not wrong.

All of you realize conan retired right?

😂

Poor guy didn't know, but there's an ant which has killed more people than the red back spider. In fact, most Aussies don't know that. Jumping jack ant, it's called in some places.

we're tough fuckers.

We Aussies grow up knowing red back spiders have a very distinctive web and you get to learn where they might be.

We’ve come to accept death is inevitable, so why stress the little things?

If it makes you feel better I've lived in Aus my whole life and check under the toilet seat, although I do it because I had a spider crawl up my leg late primary school (was probably harmless but I freaked out). Worst is when a huntsman randomly decides your clothes is a good home and you don't notice until you're putting it on/ have already put it on. They aren't deadly though. Also bites from redbacks aren't guaranteed death, had a mate at work who got bit, was paralyzed for a few hours and extremely sick but he was still back at work the next day (dude is a massive Maori built like a tank though). Think white tips or something are the scary ones, think it's their bites that dissolve your flesh and leave nasty craters+ skin deformation.

@@LankyMofo I wouldn't call getting bit by a spider and dying a "little thing" lol. And some of us want to live for a while if we can help it, there's a thing called caution that Aussies just can't wrap their head around

Agreed. I've lived both rural & outback...most of the animals that'll kill you stay away from you. The US seems a much riskier proposition with their bears and cougars etc

Yeah. North America has big bears and mountain lions. We don’t have creatures that attack and eat their victims. Our snakes are generally timid and unless cornered or provoked, are likely to avoid you. But if you walk in bushland wear stout boots and be on the lookout, but don’t let it ruin your walk. Our most feared spider, the funnel-web, is found in and around Sydney. Finally avoid swimming in tropical beaches in summer. Crocodiles, and Box and Irukanji jellyfish are abundant after summer monsoonal rains wash them from rivers into the ocean

yep, agree with that sentiment too. I grew up rural, and the only thing im really scared of, even though ive seen them a lot, are snakes. Get em when they're not cornered and they'll just bugger off, but I had one incident where there were lots of people on Christmas day and it had nowhere to go. Luckily ol farmer Grandma had the shovel and there's still a bit of a hole in our backyard where that snake was. Bears (and I've seen vids of scary moose too) scare me far more.

Aussie snakes are far worse than bears.

Or the guns in the USA WTF...

Yes, and are you aware how Irwin dad died?

@@hardy2175 of course we are aware how he died, he's a national legend down here. What's your point?

@@hardy2175 Why did you even feel the need to ask this

@@hardy2175 Firstly it's Steve Irwin, secondly, of course everyone knows how he died, he is literally a legend.

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Yes...but...We can at least approach some critters, like the porcupine or ....well...if you're game, any critter, and not get rabies.

😂 the irony!

The snakes behind the glass are there for their own protection...

@@DJRJAU 😂😂😂

@@terkukurpikat I have a similar story, lived in a tiny town so we would often have snakes around but this one time while we were playing at the park, one of the other kids spotted what appeared to be a dead eastern brown snake on the road and when I tell you this snake was stretched across the entire bitumen road, I am not kidding. After a while we decided to head back home and this absolute monster of a snake starts slithering away scaring the heck out of us as we walked past the intersection.

😂😂😂 Love the way you wrote this.

To be fair, all humans are afraid of death.

It makes me wonder why he even got a role in Jumanji movie in the first place

Nah, I think he explained that one time, when he said that he wasn't afraid before, because he had nothing to lose. But now he has a family, he has achieved success professionally, got into money - it's only logical to think "yeah, it would be a shame to die NOW, you know".

dolphin ostrich and now kangaroo

Gosh. Just put out a saucer of milk for the poor thirsty thing. Snakes will go for that, which is why one should NOT feed the cat outside, or leave the baby nursery window open. (not that one should give milk to a cat anyway).

OMG, how was Kevin and his wife allowed near it without all the protective gear and the diving glass???

It never occurred to me you guys have folklore, too. haha Drop Bear. lol

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@@MuhammadEgypt it's the longest running practical joke aussies have run on dumb foreigners 😅 they're all in on it as well. usually the culprits only stick to americans, so the europeans who are in on the joke do their best to play along 😎

Just looked up an image, those things look like dinosaurs with that helmet on their head

I had found it on my backyard in the morning while I was playing cricket with my mates.

Kettering? Did you mean Letterman?

I can see you don't work for the tourism bureau!!! 🤣

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Then if they do get bitten run like hell as most places don't have anti venom on hand in reality lol

I so want to lay on the grass like I did in NZ all the time. Can't do it in OZ we have an ant problem at the moment. When I got bitten by an ant I was pretty pissed off. But I just name the Huntsman spiders now. I've had Steve and Andy.😊😃

@@trudycrerar6056 I gotta get to NZ and try that grass!

i wont even walk in the grass barefoot. but thats mostly cause of bindis.

Was chilling in the beachside until a dingo smacked by butt

Lol Americans don’t need to worry about anything over there because a lot of there animals are in there bushland only, Australia we have the most deadliest animals in our backyards in our houses so on that’s the main reason why people go on about our wildlife

No but if your near any water a croc can kill you lol

@@davidmaltais2912 Not true, crocs only live in certain areas. Most of the country doesn't even have crocs.

Yeah had crocs in a swamp over the road when I was living in FNQ and also lived and worked in a mangrove swamp for 4 years in the NT but a bear would totally freak me the hell out…

@@jamesross2373 except when there's a major flood.

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*Do We........*

Me tooooooo

Same here, most of what tourists freak over to us its like 'Meh'..😂

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oooomg wtf is wrong with Australia lol. It's like those deadly forests in fairytales but the whole continent

Is that the Gympie Gympie leaf 🍃 so painful they named it twice.. Dendrocnide moroides

@@bundydown6031 Yes, I had forgotten the name, and now that I look it up, the barbs are poisonous too.

What? Seriously Australia and all these dangerous things.

@@kermittf9896 never heard of that one, mate. only know the gympie gympie. to people outside australia; kind of like the worst cousin of stinging nettle.

They tried. They even skiped the outro.

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Hello Kim 👋👋

One correction. When people tout gun death numbers, most people reading that think homicides. one person killing another. Tens of thousands of people do die due to guns, that is true and very sad. But, well over half of those (some years as high as 2/3) are due to suicide. They are not all homicides. Unfortunately, guns are one of those inventions that can not be un-invented. I have a buddy who made his own semi-automatic pistol (actually, quite well done too), using tools he bought at Home Depot. he's made several of them now, in fact. A prisoner in Louisiana once made a rudimentary firearm WHILE in prison. to solve American's violence (aka "gun") problems, you have to solve the inherent violent nature of the human race.

@@enoraskye6020 or just live anywhere else in the world

@@enoraskye6020 "you have to solve the inherent violent nature of the human race" so 95% of the rest of the world has solved this problem and america seems stuck on it?

They have like 225million + more people then us .. so makes sense they get more attacks

@@iris4547 You're kidding, right? While the US leads the world in gun ownership and gun violence, we are not even in the top 10 for homicide rate (per 100k people). LOTS of other places in the world more deadly than the US, even withboir guns.

He has one dude, "comedy goldminds" on Spotify

He has one!

Omg I moved to the country and I heard they closed the stairs of the primary school building “for the second time that week” because of a snake.

If you look up the stats., it's not so scary. :)