Key & Peele - Bagels Are for Sales Associates (ft. Rob Riggle) - Uncensored

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8 жыл бұрын

The boss has very specific rules about who can and can't eat the bagels at a work meeting.
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@Busqoz
@Busqoz 8 жыл бұрын
"bagehs foh sahs assohh" I died
@uknownguyguyguy4019
@uknownguyguyguy4019 8 жыл бұрын
ikr
@dnbjedi
@dnbjedi 8 жыл бұрын
oh god.
@johnoneill9902
@johnoneill9902 7 жыл бұрын
Ron! Handle your bagel!
@georgewarden3494
@georgewarden3494 7 жыл бұрын
indeed assocs ondy
@camilia71
@camilia71 7 жыл бұрын
lmfaoooooooooooooooo
@jeeecyang
@jeeecyang 7 жыл бұрын
this comedy sketch made me feel the exact opposite of what a comedy sketch is supposed to make you feel
@legendofthefall7082
@legendofthefall7082 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah this just pissed me off lol
@IceColdProfessional
@IceColdProfessional 7 жыл бұрын
Why? Because a Black guy is playing a Mexican?
@toxiq7399
@toxiq7399 7 жыл бұрын
I because he's been fired for doing what he's supposed to do... and black people aren't even good black people how can they be Mexican
@SwiftMintyDeath
@SwiftMintyDeath 7 жыл бұрын
I think the joke is that Ron is a spineless ass-kisser with no personality, so the boss gives him a ridiculous job to fuck with him, Ron doesn't realize he's being fucked with so he just goes with it and takes it way too seriously (something that probably happens at corporations like this every day). In the end the boss just gets so pissed off at how much of a bitch Ron is that he fires him At least that's how I interpreted it. Maybe I'm just an asshole
@awonugadamilola3655
@awonugadamilola3655 7 жыл бұрын
Jericho Yang exactly!!!...ugh...
@thetruthbetoldpodcast-hiph9311
@thetruthbetoldpodcast-hiph9311 7 жыл бұрын
"Cells make up our bodies but selling makes our bodies come alive..." lmaooo
@foxw875
@foxw875 4 жыл бұрын
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
@lisaray2163
@lisaray2163 4 жыл бұрын
you heard that too
@cranjusmcbasketball2052
@cranjusmcbasketball2052 3 жыл бұрын
The Lysosomes are the kill switches of the cell.
@deeabbott9270
@deeabbott9270 5 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: He's not really a janitor. He's a guy hired to help the boss with firing employees.
@hejmRage
@hejmRage 5 жыл бұрын
been looking for this!
@TheNuclearBolton
@TheNuclearBolton 5 жыл бұрын
Seems odd, why would some foreigner or customer of the business enter a dark room uninvited where there is a meeting taking place only to find food to their right...? Unless they have a super strong sense of smell. I believe this 100% was to fire the guy.
@DanteYewToob
@DanteYewToob 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheNuclearBolton he was the janitor... lol it was pretty obvious.
@creatureofhabit7049
@creatureofhabit7049 5 жыл бұрын
@@DanteYewToob looking at how 'shit' the presentation was, a janitor was needed😂😂
@kobeplayeddefensetoo1351
@kobeplayeddefensetoo1351 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@Sandouras
@Sandouras 8 жыл бұрын
But is it against the law though?
@KingStr0ng
@KingStr0ng 6 жыл бұрын
LEGAL! LEEEGALLL! LE-GALL!
@larrycaverga7952
@larrycaverga7952 5 жыл бұрын
@@KingStr0ng ok. Thats not a word.
@Gautier6
@Gautier6 5 жыл бұрын
That's just a tongue twist
@cenaandmiz
@cenaandmiz 5 жыл бұрын
No this is a word
@larrycaverga7952
@larrycaverga7952 5 жыл бұрын
@@cenaandmiz you are not saying a word, sir.
@kendredwilliams3393
@kendredwilliams3393 8 жыл бұрын
Plot Twist that janitor was a Sales Associate.
@kendredwilliams3393
@kendredwilliams3393 8 жыл бұрын
It seems like at the end.
@kendredwilliams3393
@kendredwilliams3393 8 жыл бұрын
The guy that fired Ron. Said he's right, When the janitor told Ron that the bagels was for Sales Assistance.
@kendredwilliams3393
@kendredwilliams3393 8 жыл бұрын
+delreydavid But why did the janitor try to grab one, When he told ron he can't have one.
@Meccarox
@Meccarox 8 жыл бұрын
+maxoutfun the boss just didn't like ron, he probably didn't care if the janitor wanted a bagel
@kendredwilliams3393
@kendredwilliams3393 8 жыл бұрын
+Meccarox Maybe your right, I just thought the janitor was one
@tarcal87
@tarcal87 7 жыл бұрын
_How come is not for me why_
@omgmitchelljones
@omgmitchelljones 7 жыл бұрын
Hahahahhaahhaaha
@shelleybenton8496
@shelleybenton8496 5 жыл бұрын
Jordan is the best...he's got the broken english down pat "how come is not for me why"......brilliant!
@yo_bro
@yo_bro 4 жыл бұрын
That part
@chucksneedmoreland
@chucksneedmoreland 7 жыл бұрын
I like how the music adds to the tenseness of the situation
@KasioGames
@KasioGames 3 жыл бұрын
tension
@KhaledTheSaudiHawkII
@KhaledTheSaudiHawkII 3 жыл бұрын
@@KasioGames tentionation
@thewumbotrolley
@thewumbotrolley 8 жыл бұрын
Damn, Rob Riggle plays a great douchebag. He's one good actor.
@Jose-ev2rh
@Jose-ev2rh 6 жыл бұрын
TheWumboTrolley or just naturally a douche
@devildogentertainment4904
@devildogentertainment4904 5 жыл бұрын
I mean he’s a Marine so It’s natural for us
@mws2546
@mws2546 Жыл бұрын
"plays"
@juju-kn6rx
@juju-kn6rx Жыл бұрын
just like in modern family
@chandler4484
@chandler4484 Жыл бұрын
@@juju-kn6rx thorpedooooo
@Katekyo504
@Katekyo504 8 жыл бұрын
Boss: You want to do the presentation and I'll go back there and be a Jack@$$? Why not he seems to have more experience.
@cobymichaels7863
@cobymichaels7863 8 жыл бұрын
+Shawn Chong ...actually it's a take on "coffee is for closers only" nothing to do with what you mentioned....
@SuperChuckRaney
@SuperChuckRaney 8 жыл бұрын
+Coby Michaels I made 150K last year, my watch is worth more than your whole year .....
@brosmoove5464
@brosmoove5464 8 жыл бұрын
+Chuck.Raney Raney And where do you live?
@HIRISK
@HIRISK 8 жыл бұрын
+Chuck.Raney Raney every caught cancer? Try buying chemo with that ego.
@SuperChuckRaney
@SuperChuckRaney 8 жыл бұрын
Donkey Face It's a movie line guys, from the same movie that this SKIT is a parody of ....... But since you guys aren't Sales Associates and can't CLOSE SALES, you wouldn't know. These leads are GOOD LEADS !
@benjamincooper5879
@benjamincooper5879 7 жыл бұрын
"You're an alcoholic Ron"
@i.t.okingtrey330
@i.t.okingtrey330 5 жыл бұрын
Benjamin Cooper I’m not sir
@joel46n24
@joel46n24 5 жыл бұрын
" That's not true "
@seanb7498
@seanb7498 5 жыл бұрын
🙊😂
@RebornLegacy
@RebornLegacy 5 жыл бұрын
Fucking hilarious the way he just asserted that,
@sowhat...
@sowhat... 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't really get that
@akepax72
@akepax72 6 жыл бұрын
After 2 years of non stop Key and Peele binging, this is without a doubt my favourite sketch. The drums make it so intense.
@sooparticular
@sooparticular 2 жыл бұрын
its top 5!!!
@TheCODster16
@TheCODster16 8 жыл бұрын
Sign says "For sales associates only" Janitor points at sign and reads it out "For me maybe?" LMAO
@AshleySef08
@AshleySef08 8 жыл бұрын
+TheCODster16 No way, you watched the video too...
@zeppelin_7245
@zeppelin_7245 8 жыл бұрын
+Ashley Sefton (AA Gaming) Savage, lol
@ghost-4230
@ghost-4230 6 жыл бұрын
TheCODster16 “For sales associates maybe.”😂
@081908009999
@081908009999 8 жыл бұрын
FIRST CAVEMAN SOLD ROCK TO THE SECOND CAVEMAN
@jord19100
@jord19100 8 жыл бұрын
are you Russian?
@081908009999
@081908009999 7 жыл бұрын
Jordan no
@DocFamilia
@DocFamilia 7 жыл бұрын
+not_a_russian really? You type like a Russian
@danieln6356
@danieln6356 7 жыл бұрын
In Soviet Russia rock sells you.
@estarossamota7767
@estarossamota7767 7 жыл бұрын
+Daniel Nichols XD
@sileowo7222
@sileowo7222 7 жыл бұрын
Ron, do you wanna come up here and do the presentation and I'll go back there and be a jackass??? lol
@TheNuclearBolton
@TheNuclearBolton 5 жыл бұрын
69
@whyvlone3338
@whyvlone3338 5 жыл бұрын
69
@Universe_World
@Universe_World 4 жыл бұрын
@@whyvlone3338 69 boo boo
@joshb8976
@joshb8976 6 жыл бұрын
“You’re an alcoholic.” Rob Riggle is so goddamn funny.
@Tierkuyok
@Tierkuyok 8 жыл бұрын
- FOR SALES ASSOCIATES ONLY- ''For me maybe''
@johno2683
@johno2683 6 жыл бұрын
Anybody know who the lady at 1:02 is?
@donnellcoleman4379
@donnellcoleman4379 5 жыл бұрын
that what the fucking sign say
@youngentreprenuernetworks1952
@youngentreprenuernetworks1952 5 жыл бұрын
these two can pull anything together... class act!!!
@Benmedrano4000
@Benmedrano4000 8 жыл бұрын
tbh this pissed me off more than it made me laugh
@williamvasiladiotis2903
@williamvasiladiotis2903 6 жыл бұрын
Ben Medrano Same
@nickj12
@nickj12 6 жыл бұрын
Same.
@DanielNourii
@DanielNourii 5 жыл бұрын
honestly me too -_-
@tyrfdddd1490
@tyrfdddd1490 5 жыл бұрын
Mind of Jordan Peele
@reyjeff4297
@reyjeff4297 5 жыл бұрын
Me too, I felt like the janitor should have gotten punch in the face 3 or 4 times
@abdulgani5305
@abdulgani5305 7 жыл бұрын
funniest bit was at the end '' bagels only for shiehs shesss assosss '' looool
@aariynpearson3579
@aariynpearson3579 7 жыл бұрын
"No it's not for you." "It's just for me?" 😂😂😂
@diulikadikaday
@diulikadikaday 8 жыл бұрын
I always hate the characters Rob Riggle plays!!! That's a sign of a great actor when they can elicit such reactions.
@nnddrrjj
@nnddrrjj 8 жыл бұрын
The cop from The Hangover, the principal from 21 Jump Street 1 & 2, the businessman from Key & Peele...
@finzer2
@finzer2 8 жыл бұрын
+Jordan Blanchard Don't forget Step Brothers "POW!"
@ph1L234
@ph1L234 8 жыл бұрын
+diulikadikaday naw, that just means he's an asshole
@diulikadikaday
@diulikadikaday 8 жыл бұрын
IT'S THE MUTHAF*CKING CATALINA WINE MIXER!!!!
@TheGoosetown
@TheGoosetown 8 жыл бұрын
+Jordan Blanchard he's the gym teacher and track coach in 21 jump street actually... :)
@meloniez427
@meloniez427 8 жыл бұрын
The ending made me so mad
@ElBuki146
@ElBuki146 8 жыл бұрын
I immediately had lots of flashbacks when I worked for Home Depot so I sure got mad, too. Plus the boss's name is the same name that the guy that's after my ex has. It's fucking bullshit!
@jgreen114
@jgreen114 8 жыл бұрын
Why?😂
@ElBuki146
@ElBuki146 8 жыл бұрын
why what?
@room___
@room___ 8 жыл бұрын
+Carbon Bonds (HCN) smooth, buddy. (^:
@PsychicThursday
@PsychicThursday 8 жыл бұрын
+Carbon Bonds (HCN) Literally no one in the world wanted to know that.
@perrimacc2484
@perrimacc2484 7 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when the boss is too scared to tell you you're fired to your face
@Ezrawill75
@Ezrawill75 4 жыл бұрын
Handle your bagels !! 😂😂😂
@DoctorMountain
@DoctorMountain 8 жыл бұрын
"Behgelzareforsailzassociehhhs..."
@Lua-vx7zg
@Lua-vx7zg 5 жыл бұрын
Perfect delivery
@hardBoss
@hardBoss 8 жыл бұрын
If you work in the corporate world, you get it. The hired middle guy will protect the smallest bit of power the boss man gives him as if his life depended on it, and at the expenses of his own fellow workers and even himself.
@Shinigamibraggo
@Shinigamibraggo 7 жыл бұрын
Mic Rophone #itsnotthatdeep
@radtech21
@radtech21 6 жыл бұрын
I seriously wonder what evolutionary psychology has to say about this. Ally yourself with the group leader even at the expense of isolating yourself from other individuals in your group? Seems risky.
@naturalallnaturalwhitepist1789
@naturalallnaturalwhitepist1789 6 жыл бұрын
hardBoss lol middle managers are the biggest losers I've met haha
@jokerbatman101
@jokerbatman101 6 жыл бұрын
this is his job!
@ovnbun1981
@ovnbun1981 6 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure anyone can get the joke, don't try to sound deep, my dude.
@dayangonzalez1084
@dayangonzalez1084 7 жыл бұрын
So the "janitor" was a Sales Associate undercover? and was testing him to see if he would feed a poor janitor?
@l0l0ser
@l0l0ser 7 жыл бұрын
no the janitor was a sales "associate" and in they all are associated in some way to the sales company, so the bagels were for pretty much everyone haha, thats why when ron got fired, he wasnt allowed to have the bagels
@solowalkervidchives5471
@solowalkervidchives5471 7 жыл бұрын
kind of the answer I was looking for
@Redrais
@Redrais 7 жыл бұрын
No. He got fired because he was too loud.
@Nitenox
@Nitenox 5 жыл бұрын
@@l0l0ser are you fuckin high? janitors aren't "sales associates"
@pabdiary
@pabdiary 7 жыл бұрын
As a janitor, I've experienced getting the shaft when it comes to bagels, holiday cookies, etc. so I just wait til everyone goes home then and eat away. For me maybe? Yes I'm a Mexican, and I use a fake accent to my advantage as well
@joerogers9413
@joerogers9413 5 жыл бұрын
I'm a janitor too, but I never eat any food put out for the employees. Even if they offer. Nor do I ever let them see me eat my own lunch or drink anything. A professional janitor needs to be invisible.
@NateSassoonMusic
@NateSassoonMusic 5 жыл бұрын
this sketch made me angry because i wanted the janitor to just have a damn bagel, why are they being stingy with the bagels, let the man eat one
@donaldwilson3579
@donaldwilson3579 5 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogers u dont need to be invisible. Ur just as much a part of the team/business as anyone
@enonymuz8627
@enonymuz8627 5 жыл бұрын
@@joerogers9413 Ooo u are a good janitor!
@CruelSMBA
@CruelSMBA 5 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogers you are the chosen one
@ProducShuns
@ProducShuns 8 жыл бұрын
HANDLE YOUR BAGELS
@toasterpastries5811
@toasterpastries5811 5 жыл бұрын
I'm trying
@theBeT95
@theBeT95 2 жыл бұрын
@@toasterpastries5811 lol
@John01ization
@John01ization 8 жыл бұрын
Just let him have a damn bagel
@Studeb
@Studeb 8 жыл бұрын
+John01ization NO!!!
@John01ization
@John01ization 8 жыл бұрын
+Studeb YES BITCH
@karljohnson668
@karljohnson668 8 жыл бұрын
+John01ization it's for sales associate only!
@butterflyqueen9260
@butterflyqueen9260 8 жыл бұрын
no way
@Ayplus
@Ayplus 8 жыл бұрын
bagels are for sales associates only
@danielnwankwo
@danielnwankwo 5 жыл бұрын
The sound editor of this video deserves an award. Those scores just added fuel to the flames of each scene.
@jimmorrison8276
@jimmorrison8276 7 жыл бұрын
"THATS WHAT THE FUCKING SIGN SAYS " Hahaha I died
@jaylh2001
@jaylh2001 8 жыл бұрын
hey I just met you and this is crazy but theres a bagel for me maybe?
@iSpeakTheTruthish
@iSpeakTheTruthish 8 жыл бұрын
+Jason Hassler ehhh
@omarbeno3715
@omarbeno3715 8 жыл бұрын
Lol if I were in Keegan's place I Would EXPLODE from anger I don't give a shit ... lol That was so frustrating !!
@rafaeltrivino1790
@rafaeltrivino1790 8 жыл бұрын
***** Uhhh.... You.... should be a therapist.
@kylem1112
@kylem1112 8 жыл бұрын
+Jason Hassler 4/10 good try though
@jaylh2001
@jaylh2001 8 жыл бұрын
+kylem1112 Thanks! Not my best for sure, but figured someone might get a chuckle out of it.
@chikotembo
@chikotembo 8 жыл бұрын
"Coffee is for closers only" is what comes to mind.
@lupejedi7841
@lupejedi7841 8 жыл бұрын
+Chiko Tembo Person of Interest!?
@bink
@bink 8 жыл бұрын
+Lupe Jedi Glengarry Glenn Ross
@talkinoutyoneck679
@talkinoutyoneck679 8 жыл бұрын
That was my first impression. I thought it was gonna be a spoof on that scene.
@chickensdontclap147
@chickensdontclap147 8 жыл бұрын
+Chiko Tembo PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN!
@chikotembo
@chikotembo 8 жыл бұрын
Dallas Jokic''your name is Levene? you call yourself a salesman you son of a bitch?''
@NoahMaxwell
@NoahMaxwell 6 жыл бұрын
I would have knocked *EVERYTHING* on that table over after I got fired.
@thedollofthemonthseries
@thedollofthemonthseries 5 жыл бұрын
It will come out of your pay cheque.
@jar_knight
@jar_knight 4 жыл бұрын
@@thedollofthemonthseries Paychecks are irrelevant after getting fired.
@JRC99
@JRC99 4 жыл бұрын
@@thedollofthemonthseries Sometimes you can't put a price on personal satisfaction. I'd have definitely had some shit to say at least.
@ashaazimroz9775
@ashaazimroz9775 Жыл бұрын
@@jar_knight But i wunna peh muh bills
@ScottMshao69
@ScottMshao69 6 жыл бұрын
I like to pretend im working but then i just watch these guys all day! love them
@TheManInThe5uit
@TheManInThe5uit 7 жыл бұрын
"How come this no for me why?" xD xD
@tristannn5913
@tristannn5913 7 жыл бұрын
NakedFOX LOL
@petezuhut6978
@petezuhut6978 7 жыл бұрын
Laughed when he said that too
@ScotchTapeMafia
@ScotchTapeMafia 5 жыл бұрын
ParmesanCheese rawr xd
@phraze410
@phraze410 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 THAT DID IT FOR ME!!!
@andrewaldridge15
@andrewaldridge15 8 жыл бұрын
im craving the hell outta some bagels now
@Hevenlee
@Hevenlee 8 жыл бұрын
+cate carter me toooo I'm takin my ass straight to dunkin donuts in the morning.
@Hevenlee
@Hevenlee 8 жыл бұрын
***** :c
@Cammyd4fun
@Cammyd4fun 6 жыл бұрын
KabutoSushi who goes to dunkins for bagels like, wtf?, go to a bagel shop
@brandonferg3498
@brandonferg3498 5 жыл бұрын
I'm buying an egg and cheese on a bagel from my bodega tomorrow am lol
@juliancollot7579
@juliancollot7579 7 жыл бұрын
This sketch made me angry
@nba_fanboy_0425
@nba_fanboy_0425 7 жыл бұрын
Julian Collot How?
@762demon
@762demon 7 жыл бұрын
Because he was trying to say the fucking bagels are for certain people and the stupid janitor wouldn't listen while the cunt boss was blaming it on the guy.
@tenorsaxophone2012
@tenorsaxophone2012 7 жыл бұрын
This is pretty much real life (the jerk boss)
@josephhausser3096
@josephhausser3096 6 жыл бұрын
tenorsaxophone2012 I was imagining my boss throughout the whole video
@KonoschABC
@KonoschABC 5 жыл бұрын
@@762demon some people are like janitor they could be slower with their mind.. so the boss is the issue shouldnt be angry at such people
@edthecattv9360
@edthecattv9360 5 жыл бұрын
Q: what kind of bagel knows how to fly? A: a plane bagel
@HO1ySh33t
@HO1ySh33t 8 жыл бұрын
Firing someone in the middle of a meeting? Way to throw that meeting out of the window.
@laksgoblin4
@laksgoblin4 8 жыл бұрын
3:32 The way Peele said "Bagels are for sales associates" killed me LOL
@gagee_
@gagee_ 7 жыл бұрын
"Your a alcoholic" "I'm not sir I'm not" *Death Stares*
@georgewarden3494
@georgewarden3494 7 жыл бұрын
it shows real talent when you are the star and you take heckling bravo
@TheChemistryShack
@TheChemistryShack 8 жыл бұрын
HANDLE YOUR BAGELS!!!!
@cattathat
@cattathat 6 жыл бұрын
TheChemistryShack 😂👍
@pk_1
@pk_1 5 жыл бұрын
"RON HANDLE YOUR BAGELS!!!!"🤣🤣🤣🤣
@reeazali8644
@reeazali8644 8 жыл бұрын
that janitor is doing the real selling to get a bagel.
@otherside8385
@otherside8385 5 жыл бұрын
he played the hispanic man perfectly 😂😂 "for me maybe? not even smell?" emotionless, determined but somehow cute
@anthonybarnes
@anthonybarnes 6 жыл бұрын
This is one of the funniest skits I've ever seen
@JMS849
@JMS849 8 жыл бұрын
just give him a bagel god dammit
@JMS849
@JMS849 7 жыл бұрын
+KYLE EVANS fuck up
@JMS849
@JMS849 7 жыл бұрын
+KYLE EVANS where's ur photo bitch r u too ugly?
@Charlister_
@Charlister_ 7 жыл бұрын
aww look at the keyboard warrior, he got upset
@JMS849
@JMS849 7 жыл бұрын
na im good
@Charlister_
@Charlister_ 7 жыл бұрын
Jah.M.eSS nah i think you are upset, dont cry now
@legoindy111
@legoindy111 8 жыл бұрын
how come not for me why
@_LilacRoses
@_LilacRoses 7 жыл бұрын
LOOOOL this had me in tears man
@Hoopfan83
@Hoopfan83 5 жыл бұрын
One of my fav sketches of all time.
@RogueDemonZ
@RogueDemonZ 8 жыл бұрын
I'm going to have to unsubscribe to CC once Key and Peele is over.
@wizrenegade6207
@wizrenegade6207 8 жыл бұрын
lol..ikr
@YoungBrave2006
@YoungBrave2006 8 жыл бұрын
+RogueDemonZ But there's bound to be another season of Another Period, and also Inside Amy Schumer.
@RogueDemonZ
@RogueDemonZ 8 жыл бұрын
Shinigami The only reason I ever subscribed, the only videos I have ever watched on this channel, (and I'm sure this accounts for many others) is Key & Peele.
@FelixIakhos
@FelixIakhos 8 жыл бұрын
+RogueDemonZ Scorpio...We meet again.
@Quest4Six510
@Quest4Six510 8 жыл бұрын
Yeah, ikr. Their other videos keep flowing my inbox. Boring as hell videos too
@moShi1004
@moShi1004 7 жыл бұрын
"For me maybe" hahaha
@slitor
@slitor 6 жыл бұрын
"For us?"
@JakeandElwoodBlues
@JakeandElwoodBlues 7 жыл бұрын
I thought this was going to be a Glengarry Glen Ross parody.
@mattbeilewech3517
@mattbeilewech3517 7 жыл бұрын
I was disappointed too.
@christopherwatkins2284
@christopherwatkins2284 7 жыл бұрын
Same here lol just like the coffee pot
@judgejoebrown9575
@judgejoebrown9575 7 жыл бұрын
Who said it wasn't?
@jemert96
@jemert96 7 жыл бұрын
same, I was hoping for an Alec Baldwin cameo or something
@Guntherthefool
@Guntherthefool 5 жыл бұрын
Put that coffee down
@ZealousBeauty
@ZealousBeauty 3 жыл бұрын
The cream cheese is what ignited my laughter @2:19 The emphasis on the slow methodical creamy spoon slashing sound efx... 🥺
@OverthereLook
@OverthereLook 8 жыл бұрын
This is so much like working retail. Boss: Go put out the merchandise. Worker: I'm trying to but these customers keep cal- Boss: You want me to hire them and fire you?
@mirali4844
@mirali4844 8 жыл бұрын
IT WAS A SETUP!!!
@TheDuck505
@TheDuck505 7 жыл бұрын
"How come it's not for me why?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥💦🔥💦🔥💦🔥💦🔥🔥
@chrishan2977
@chrishan2977 4 жыл бұрын
This changed my life. Thank u sir
@bradleyhepker6247
@bradleyhepker6247 3 жыл бұрын
"Ugghh sign says" my names Ron i like to get drunk and listen to signs all day 😂😂
@isick772
@isick772 8 жыл бұрын
2:26 I'm so using this next time someone declines me food haha 😂😂
@alexts94
@alexts94 8 жыл бұрын
Poor Ron....
@markmontana3974
@markmontana3974 7 жыл бұрын
"handle your bagels"
@Bushmills21
@Bushmills21 3 жыл бұрын
Rob really plays the perfect sales director.
@cdiggidy
@cdiggidy 8 жыл бұрын
Just the fact it builds up to be serious is what made this bit perfect. "Handle your bagels"
@mars99
@mars99 8 жыл бұрын
How badly this sketch made me want to punch the boss and janitor god damn key and peele!
@naijaboygangsta
@naijaboygangsta 8 жыл бұрын
+Henry Le yup its very frustrating and really pissed me off. You can also thank the great acting to accomplish that
@laughingoutloudstudios6276
@laughingoutloudstudios6276 5 жыл бұрын
"Cells make up our bodies, but sales makes us alive"
@luisbranko.
@luisbranko. 3 жыл бұрын
This sketch is pure perfection.
@Debbie_George
@Debbie_George 8 жыл бұрын
That's corporate America for ya
@BruceWayneWorld
@BruceWayneWorld 8 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up to keep Key & Peele on for another season !
@mannyg9234
@mannyg9234 8 жыл бұрын
Are you for real???
@JonasPolsky
@JonasPolsky 8 жыл бұрын
They quit
@bluecollarmenproductions
@bluecollarmenproductions 8 жыл бұрын
Yea this is their last season
@sikpig7302
@sikpig7302 8 жыл бұрын
what an idiot
@felixgutierrez993
@felixgutierrez993 8 жыл бұрын
hell yeeee boi
@legendofthefall7082
@legendofthefall7082 7 жыл бұрын
This video really pisses me off on Ron's behalf for some weird reason
@blueskyjedi1990
@blueskyjedi1990 4 жыл бұрын
Agreed 😂 troll of a video.
@Fijimamabettawerk
@Fijimamabettawerk Жыл бұрын
The audacity of the janitor at the end. Like, how dare you 😤
@AlcaHolicGamer
@AlcaHolicGamer 8 жыл бұрын
i can totally relate to the situation that Key was in with talking to someone who doesn't speak english well and ends up twisting the conversation for their own gain
@terrellhagans5077
@terrellhagans5077 7 жыл бұрын
When he read the sign, "for sales associates only" and then reads it as "For me maybe" I was too through lolol!!! :-)
@ymiwatchen
@ymiwatchen 5 жыл бұрын
The music makes this scene so epic
@JC-ji1hp
@JC-ji1hp 5 жыл бұрын
Watch this first listening to key and peele, then rewatch it again listening to what the presenter is saying
@raphcannon
@raphcannon 8 жыл бұрын
Bagels getting people fired, I declare war on every bagel out there!
@grandpopapill9164
@grandpopapill9164 8 жыл бұрын
lmfao Idk if it's because I'm high as hell, or this shit really was as deep as I thought it was. like middle class, trynna kiss the high class ass, by treating low class like shit. then gets fired, in a plan between high class ,and low class. to push middle class out. lol damn that really is this world we live in.
@qaisellkurdi962
@qaisellkurdi962 8 жыл бұрын
that's the conflict sociological theory
@BlackSun6393
@BlackSun6393 8 жыл бұрын
Key and Peele are ALOT smarter than they let on.
@edlonchgas
@edlonchgas 8 жыл бұрын
this is what weed does, right there.
@Mutantcy1992
@Mutantcy1992 8 жыл бұрын
If you ever start a comment with "Idk if it's because I'm high as hell," then it is.
@dannybagg3841
@dannybagg3841 7 жыл бұрын
This is EXACTLY the way my history major roommate talks when he's high. So yeah
@uddu25
@uddu25 4 жыл бұрын
The thing at the end by peele- murmurs(Bagels are for sales associates only) had me in stitches. lol
@sympaticoo1
@sympaticoo1 5 жыл бұрын
He said let them know not stop them from eating !!
@freebrook
@freebrook 8 жыл бұрын
I couldn't watch this till the end. It was making me too nervous.
@danis9309
@danis9309 8 жыл бұрын
I went to the kitchen and ate a bagel after watching lol
@brandonknable7890
@brandonknable7890 6 жыл бұрын
Dani s made me want one too
@rtj182
@rtj182 5 жыл бұрын
when such a simple narrative turns into a great drama, it must boil down a lot to impeccable actings
@SssagaBenches4U
@SssagaBenches4U 7 жыл бұрын
*Superb acting, superb cinematography, superb script!*
@moodyplus
@moodyplus 8 жыл бұрын
I'm normally not a sales kinda person but I would become a sales associate if I can have those bagels which are for sales associates only.
@thatprettygreencolor
@thatprettygreencolor 8 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I love this skit ! "Handle your bagels!"
@xignanuz210
@xignanuz210 4 жыл бұрын
When your starting to run out of Key and Peele.... Uncensored versions, starts to pop up on the recommendations.....
@troyjohnsom7199
@troyjohnsom7199 5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao!!!! Is there any roll you two cant play???? I think , not........ Amazing chemistry
@TheSanderSelection
@TheSanderSelection 8 жыл бұрын
Gil Thorpe at it again!
@ryaneijkholt4220
@ryaneijkholt4220 8 жыл бұрын
I know!!!!!
@ahbaarmohammad6543
@ahbaarmohammad6543 7 жыл бұрын
+LegoStopMotion! Somewhere in an open house, Phil is frustrated rn. 😂
@peterfitzmaurice2491
@peterfitzmaurice2491 4 жыл бұрын
Gill pickles!!!
@odin8010
@odin8010 8 жыл бұрын
"How come there's no for me why"
@7thmagikarp43
@7thmagikarp43 5 жыл бұрын
I like to think the janitor knew what he was doing and the boss put him up to it to see how he handles it.
@rodneythenewsgeek9426
@rodneythenewsgeek9426 5 жыл бұрын
The boss and janitor were in it all along to work together and give a reason to fire Ron
@miguelbautista8147
@miguelbautista8147 8 жыл бұрын
Funny because that janitor has the best sales/persuasion skills he should be a salesman
@rome_055
@rome_055 8 жыл бұрын
I love when Key always act as an old man, and when he acts like he doesn't know what he is hearing or saying!!! LMFAO!!!
@kingcassius2586
@kingcassius2586 11 ай бұрын
That's Peele, not Key.
@awawawawwawaa7746
@awawawawwawaa7746 4 жыл бұрын
This made me really anxious lol
@amandajones1024
@amandajones1024 7 жыл бұрын
I chuckled because it's a painful representation of my actual life, like only I'd have thrown 15 bagels at the dude who fired me for doing what he said and then, knowing my luck, I'd get arrested. just sitting there, in county. rocking back and forth muttering to myself, "he said bagels are for the sales associates "
@Aboriginal_American_Hebrew
@Aboriginal_American_Hebrew 5 жыл бұрын
Wow that's messed up
@MachineGunMouth
@MachineGunMouth 8 жыл бұрын
lmao did anyone else catch that first sale ever in history? 1:12 "the first caveman out there sold a rock to the second caveman." lol, classic line...
@vandangerousinc7001
@vandangerousinc7001 3 жыл бұрын
Rob Riggle is the master of being loud and obnoxious in the best way possible.
@akivaakie9444
@akivaakie9444 6 жыл бұрын
this is a favorite of mine. they killed this and boss was epic
@SuperLiltroll
@SuperLiltroll 6 жыл бұрын
i am soooooo subscribing for this
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