KICKED OFF STAGE - FULL COLUMBIA SET | Nimesh Patel | Stand Up Comedy

KICKED OFF STAGE - FULL COLUMBIA SET | Nimesh Patel | Stand Up Comedy | DESCRIPTION FOR DETAILS

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The notorious set. Please note: this was a rough version of my JOKES FOR QUARANTINE hour (filmed 9 months after this set, so you'll hear jokes you've heard before).
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Putting this up after I gave a profile to The Juggernaut, and they asked one of the Columbia show organizers for her version of events. She said it was unfunny, lazy, derivative, and riddled with stereotype (www.thejuggernaut.com/nimesh-.... Strong, wrong opinion. Another said I started the set by calling women bitches, which is just a flat out lie. (www.columbiaspectator.com/the.... They all said they come out because I "harass" a crowd member, and yet at 18:11 you'll notice I look sideways - that's me seeing them come side stage, 1 minute after my "gay black" joke and 3 minutes before I start "harassing." Watch to the end for my version of events.
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Nimesh Patel is a comedian and writer based in New York City. He has written for #SNL, the #Oscars, #Awkwafina, #HasanMinhaj, and much more. While most know him for his (in)famous appearance at and subsequent removal from a comedy show at Columbia University (and his subsequent appearance on #JoeRogan), Nimesh has been performing comedy for over 10 years. His comedy album, Head Nimesh In Charge, was named one of Interrobang's Top Comedy Albums of 2019, and can be found on Spotify and at PATEL2020.COM. You may have seen him on Comedy Central's This Week at The Cellar, VICE Live, and MTV's Vidiots. Nimesh is a regular at the Comedy Cellar in NYC and currently resides in Brooklyn.

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@Findingnimesh 3 жыл бұрын

Apologies that jokes are redundant. I was working on the hour (JOKES FOR QUARANTINE) which was filmed Aug 2019, 9 months after this happened. Read description for full inspiration. Enjoy and thanks for watching.

@arpanworld2 3 жыл бұрын

U are a great act . For not only ur material but also the way u handled it Damn, you have some self control. this is one of the events rogan highlighted in his podcast with you. And the snowflakes could not accept the fact that their actions ended up bringing u in notice of Rogan. And they started hating rogan more too. Very vindictive people

@Zara_Brown 3 жыл бұрын

They had to lie about your set otherwise they have to admit how ridiculously sensitive and uptight they are. The organisers are not actual comedy fans, at all. You're one of the best.

@apocalypse487 3 жыл бұрын

@@arpanworld2 That literally happens with everyone on the extreme sides of the political spectrum. Maybe the problem is extremism.

@takvacs 3 жыл бұрын

Dude, you handled that really well.

@whynot1001 3 жыл бұрын

I don't know what's wrong with them, but we in Europe don't give a fxyz about politicall false corectness! Enjoyed it a lot, last 3 mins with those 3 should give enough material for great show.

@atisharahbar 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you Columbia University for making him famous with your lack of sense of humor and lack of ability to process information. Or else I would have never found him on youtube.

@shardulnikam9322 3 жыл бұрын

Exactly, bang on point.

@KarstenMoerman 3 жыл бұрын

Don't blame Columbia University, blame those three humourless girls. They're the ones that likely made the decision to kick him off stage and i highly dount those three represent the entire student body, or the staff.

@kamalaharry9514 3 жыл бұрын

No. He's a really bad comedian and this is literally a boring ass show. Are people forced to watch this for school ???

@shinyagami8843 3 жыл бұрын

@@kamalaharry9514 you know what they say about opinions

@legend5845 3 жыл бұрын

@@KarstenMoerman true! also the spelling is 100 percent

@shantanukhandkar 3 жыл бұрын

When he said that he already got paid, I relaxed considerably

@colincarberry9051 3 жыл бұрын

He actually hadn’t already gotten paid, he told Joe Rogen that he called his agent immediately following this and his agent told him not to speak of any of it until he got paid. I think he told the crowd that to calm them down a bit

@joeballer4036 3 жыл бұрын

@@colincarberry9051 It's good he kept his composure. Not a lot of guys in his situation would be as calm as he was.

@colincarberry9051 3 жыл бұрын

@@joeballer4036 Absolutely. It’s a very uncomfortable situation to be in. It’s amazing he was able to react the way he did

@daltysmilth 3 жыл бұрын

I wonder if the students had to pay to see this show, though. Because I know if I had paid money to see a comedian do an hour of standup and he got kicked offstage halfway through just because some of his jokes were making people “uncomfortable”, I would not be happy.

@nonyanicknod7284 3 жыл бұрын

@@daltysmilth I would be pissed at the girls that asked him to leave, life is only going to get worse for them if they continue to hide from reality.

@tipoomaster Жыл бұрын

"I'm a generation older than y'all, I know what comedy is, I know what disrespect is, I've been through a lot" holy shit yes

@shul5684 Жыл бұрын

The fact that you told THEM to their face that what they actually WERE doing was offensive. That closing was EPIC.

@vibhorthorat4956 3 жыл бұрын

'I just don't think you're entitled to certain jokes you're making.' What a blown up pompous sense of righteousness, but I guess they're allowed to feel entitled to it. To call them snowflakes would be an insult to actual snowflakes. You handled it like a true professional, Nimesh. More respect for you.

@privateprivate5302 3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes millennial think they get it. And they just don't.

@imkris22 3 жыл бұрын

IMO their actions hurt both parties ability to be heard and ultimately weaken our democracy. Snowflakes (R and D) and extreme views on both sides are pissing me off. Yes we need reform and action but this is childish.

@eleazarquezada8999 3 жыл бұрын

@@privateprivate5302 bro stfu 🤫

@TinToeTimmyTime 3 жыл бұрын

@@privateprivate5302 they aren't millennials 🙄 Nimesh is a millennial, they are Gen Z

@Naptosis 3 жыл бұрын

@@TinToeTimmyTime well, this is awkward. It seems like private private doesn't get it. 😂

@joeschmoe1150 3 жыл бұрын

"Indian man kicked off stage at Columbia for saying "Being gay is not a choice"!

@kevinking2380 3 жыл бұрын

Also for saying being gay and or black is a hardship

@RoRZoro 3 жыл бұрын

@@kevinking2380 Isn't being gay and or black is hard?

@Joel-ik3sz 3 жыл бұрын

@@RoRZoro exactly. So they basically kicked him out for saying something that's accepted.

@psychonautics_420 3 жыл бұрын

It makes me so angry my generation has this weak mentality and no thick skin at all!

@brett84c 2 жыл бұрын

"pRoGrEsS"

@cmanwilly Жыл бұрын

there are very few people who can handle a dead crowd and an uncomfortable situation THIS smoothly. Amazing confidence and perseverance 💯

@Danny-bz4gr Жыл бұрын

You are kidding, right? They weren't a dead crowd. The jokes were crap and so was the delivery! Get it???!!!!

@MrReklez 8 ай бұрын

@@Danny-bz4gr dead and decomposed crowd.

@techtronsurfer1605 8 ай бұрын

You are one of those stupid girls from the stage, right?!@@Danny-bz4gr

@PSYCKYO 6 ай бұрын

Couldn't agree more. I didn't laugh once! The crowd is a reflection of how funny the comedian is. If he thought the crowd was dead he thinks the comedian is dead lol. @@Danny-bz4gr

@Jawad_sharif 5 ай бұрын

@@Danny-bz4gr You have to learn what comedy is.... I recommend yeah mad channel for you.

@ikaika3113 8 ай бұрын

I loved that you didn't just walk off the stage and made it equally uncomfortable for those three girls. It was awesome!

@michelekoupai 4 ай бұрын

for real huh

@xVanillaxBerryx 3 жыл бұрын

That black gay joke was a solid line! Those girls thought they were being woke, but they got offended by something that actually was woke. Being black AND gay is hard!

@olgaperez4705 3 жыл бұрын

exactly

@supralife9724 3 жыл бұрын

everyone was silent meanwhile im over here laughing. like you said it was a good line

@jasonshields515 3 жыл бұрын

Neither is “Hard” . That’s the problem . Gay is fully accepted in society . Being black is fully accepted in society . There will always be a few bigots . There just will . But as soon as people stop pretending these things are ...”hard” The sooner they simply just get on with what ever it is they are getting on about . Live life based on interest in things and people . Not based off of sexual orientation or color of skin .

@user-wy9fb5dp2j 3 жыл бұрын

@@jasonshields515 No. The sooner you and others stop ignoring current worldwide problems and acting as if it isn’t hard to be a minority because *you* are in a position of privilege and have never experienced what it’s like, the sooner the world will be a better place

@jasonshields515 3 жыл бұрын

@@user-wy9fb5dp2j The sooner you and others brainwashed in schools ran by lunatic teachers with agendas wake up and quit acting like one specific group has it harder than others , and stop focusing on labels and group identity . The sooner the world we be a better place . As everyone will be based on individuality rather than skin color . Individuals in every race in every county, country , provenance, nation , and continent have it hard . Some countries clearly worse than others . White privilege is a term made up by a single teacher at a single school . And spread like wildfire by social media . There will always be bigots among us . But they are few . Stop pretending as if anyone can’t accomplish anything they put effort and time into as far as America goes . Every race has equal opportunity in this country. The ones playing the oppressed game are using that to climb that ladder of success instead of simply just putting effort and time like everyone else . Wake up kid . I realize the school you went to has taught you this through your life . But life in this country is based off of individual choices . It’s not based off of oppressed minorities as there is no minorities In America . There is shit cops , and good cops . So I recognize a need for police reform , but I will never buy in to your white guilt Bull shit . As that is exactly all that is ....is Bull shit

@kylecoertze9495 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you to those three brave young girls for making Nimesh famous right around the globe. Im in South Africa right now, enjoying his comedy, and subscribed to his channel!

@thulanintlabati825 2 жыл бұрын

Hi from Johannesburg

@jmdsouza 2 жыл бұрын

I had never heard of him before but after seeing him on Jimmy Fallon's show today and watching this video I subscribed too!! He's funny! Those broads were just being jerks!!! Good for him if this made him famous!!!

@dalualama2120 2 жыл бұрын

Same here in Newzeeland, just subscribed.

@dominikluthens783 Жыл бұрын

Dude idk how the fuck he got kicked off for this I’m ten minutes in cracking up. Thanks too joe Rogan for featuring this shit at 4:30 am on my feed

@bikepacker9850 Жыл бұрын

I'm in Thailand watching this

@FXG4MERR 6 ай бұрын

24:22 The way the girl’s smile disappeared when he asked for a vote and then reappeared when her friend rescued her is really unsettling, showing how her emotions have been fake the entire time.

@kristenandco.2223 Жыл бұрын

Those girls were just that. Girls. Young, not yet mature, completely guided by being popular for all the wrong reasons. No class, integrity or any real understanding of the real world, racism and how to deal with serious topics without closing up shop and denying any real discussion or learning anything for themselves. I love Nimesh even more for how he handled this. Those little girls have plenty to do to grow up and experience the real world and life and I hope they use this awful way they handled this as a turning point to how not to behave or handle things. Nimesh for the WIN!

@Muerte31337 3 жыл бұрын

I felt awkward watching this when I know how it ends. I kept waiting for the part when he said something too offensive..... It never came.

@sydneysid8162 3 жыл бұрын

exactly

@TinToeTimmyTime 3 жыл бұрын

Bro I was excited asl like when you go up that first hill on a roller coaster 🎢

@kaedatiger 3 жыл бұрын

Same. I actually rewinded it a bit because I thought I missed the offensive one.

@DS-me7kk 3 жыл бұрын

I think he just seemed to be too drunk and thats why he was stopped

@God-w- 3 жыл бұрын

This made me actually lol thx ryan

@askmemum 3 жыл бұрын

These kids laugh at the randomest jokes but not the best ones lol

@BalthasarCarduelis 3 жыл бұрын

Guantanamo.

@araucariapasquale1 3 жыл бұрын

They laugh at every single joke that involves white guilt.

@meerajkhan 3 жыл бұрын

Lol those daddy trust fund can't buy you a personality

@mikegrace2819 3 жыл бұрын

Would they be offended if I called them speds?

@jDiddyi 3 жыл бұрын

@@dutton420z Millennials aren't in college anymore....

@janeenguynn8810 8 ай бұрын

His response was dead on. He handled it with as much dignity and grace as humanly possible. And I'm glad he got paid for the whole thing up front.

@ahmedalbalushi6911 Жыл бұрын

Well done handling the situation, class, and honesty are a rare commodities in these crazy times

@Lindy-kv3wy 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao straight silence for the gay black joke which was actually woke in itself, but any joke about white people had this crowd dying of laughter and cheers.

@filmjazz 3 жыл бұрын

Nailed it.

@kylecross7326 3 жыл бұрын

And of course wasn’t offensive

@azoozdoss7092 3 жыл бұрын

tru

@shanobian 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah to the point people actually go nuts at the words

@tellurye 3 жыл бұрын

@Ivan Ivan OK Ivan - Im sorry you said this now you have to finish it. What was the joke that your GF's family found so offensive? Im sure it wasnt offensive. If you dont want to repeat it for fear of backlash. You can IM me if you want. Anyway, I know what you mean. Stay safe, brother

@puncake_general318 3 жыл бұрын

"You can't insulate yourself from how the real world is." realest shit I ever heard 😢

@elijiahayy2837 3 жыл бұрын

I bet they weren't even listening lmao

@ahoymate5059 2 жыл бұрын

It’s a great closing statement.

@michaelc2319 Жыл бұрын

Awesome job man. I think you handled this as a true warrior.

@aarchitosh 8 ай бұрын

Nimesh's situational awareness & response is top notch. Something to learn from.

@mikesendec3972 3 жыл бұрын

They didn't even have the courage to confront him honestly, they were such cowards they lied and he had to coax them into telling the truth, and the jokes were funny, these people are cowards and I spit on them.

@n1ppzmagee 3 жыл бұрын

I agree and ill keep the one up going and drop the deuce on them.

@teabag1680 3 жыл бұрын

It’s not cowardly to end a interaction with minimal confrontation. This is one of the strongest strengths of Asians... (albeit, sometimes the weakness)

@MegaFunky007 3 жыл бұрын

@@teabag1680 its cowardice. You can be honest without being confrontational. "Hey I'm sorry but we're cutting it short. We feel really uncomfortable with the material." And that's it. Let things fall how they may. I still think it's stupid to cut it short and they're idiots but at least be honest about it.

@isaacibarra347 2 жыл бұрын

this is a nice full circle for me because i came from pewdiepie video of this clip to this video and when i read this comment i pictured the pewdiepie spitting meme

@dutchvanderbilt9969 2 жыл бұрын

They were indeed

@bhansur5383 3 жыл бұрын

The offense here is that they couldn't see a confident Indian guy talk like a real American. They wanted to see another 'Apoo' or self loathing comedy like Aziz or Mindy . None of them have balls to talk to Bill Burr like that. It's sublimely racist of them to think they can actually control his content.

@casey.taylor 3 жыл бұрын

Um no. Don't assume people in New York, of all places, are being racist. The issue is that college universities are terrible places for comedy because they get offended by the smallest things. So many comedians have said they've stopped going to universities for that very reason.

@CockySuSMounted 3 жыл бұрын

@@casey.taylor What are trying to bargain here? "Open minded" more in comparison to other cities with surplus amount of racism which you think is "sufficient enough" for people who face it to not "complain" or in right words criticise. In short,New York can very easily pass with flying marks in the subject of racial equality and non discrimination because the bar of benchmark is so fucking low already.

@Dragonk386 3 жыл бұрын

He is american. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nimesh_Patel

@Pasteldqueijo 3 жыл бұрын

my man , Apu was a business owner, family man and overall honorable and kind person. its a shame that pc culture killed him off.

@CockySuSMounted 3 жыл бұрын

@@Pasteldqueijo Why,coz ultimately it's the age of imbreds

@Challenger4200 Жыл бұрын

Love you Nimesh!🎉 keep it up

@Semiosphere Жыл бұрын

Damn. I watched this and I'm left speechless. Your closing remarks were spot on.

@gregboam8474 3 жыл бұрын

“I don’t think you’re entitled to certain jokes” she actually said that.

@supernice_auto 3 жыл бұрын

She's woke woke

@dialatedmcd 3 жыл бұрын

They’re like capital from the hunger games. Rich, at fancy colleges, close to power, feigning some understanding of the working class, feigning virtue. I really hope they wake up.

@saeran8079 3 жыл бұрын

@@dialatedmcd The.. hunger games? That's the government and spoiled rich bitches, you really don't have to use that as an example lol

@dialatedmcd 3 жыл бұрын

@@saeran8079 Where do their children go to school? You don’t think the 1% has kids?

@saeran8079 3 жыл бұрын

@@dialatedmcd Yes I do, I was just saying the hunger games part is irrelevant lol, it's obvious they're doing exactly what you say they're doing

@melsop54 2 жыл бұрын

That last line tells you everything about how these kids are being taught to see the world. The single thing they saw when they looked at this guy was his race, and how it could benefit them. That's it. When they felt it was no longer a benefit, they cut off his voice and booted him out.

@seanjones2849 Жыл бұрын

Well said. Very underrated comment

@CaesarCassius Жыл бұрын

Excellent comment

@rudraroop Жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@grabs_you5954 Жыл бұрын

Americans

@studsmanor Жыл бұрын

Exactly! Thank you for articulating this thought

@Maddie-rv6sp Жыл бұрын

handled it like a KING! can't wait to see you in Toronto one day! please come~

@lalocota3494 Жыл бұрын

Nothing but class sir !

@dmwolfson9224 3 жыл бұрын

Wow. As a gay man, the lady at the end angers me. You go Nimesh.

@Andy-im3kj 3 жыл бұрын

Trust me people like that piss me off. They don't represent you or I.

@josa5112 3 жыл бұрын

@@Andy-im3kj exactly, lefties are some of the most self centred people out there

@DhirC35 3 жыл бұрын

@Rose Anne Boushard yep. Idk why people cant just be normal

@juliotacuri4786 3 жыл бұрын

Fr and the guy that said “ cut off the mic”

@reynaldoponce3645 3 жыл бұрын

@@josa5112 Radical people are so self centered on either side

@jacobin1973 Жыл бұрын

nimesh, your response on the spot was so classy.... very emotionally intelligent. props bruh

@GoodlifeInvestor 8 ай бұрын

They made this up

@kayalogue 6 ай бұрын

@@GoodlifeInvestorSource?

@sire9169 Жыл бұрын

Sorry I’m late to the party but this was awesome, Nimesh! Thank you!

@BP2UTV 9 ай бұрын

She says he's not entitled to tell his jokes yet she feels within her right to end a show for a room full of people.

@kartipee 8 ай бұрын

shes running the show, shes well within her right to end any part of it for any reason. whether you agree with her reasoning is different

@BP2UTV 7 ай бұрын

@@kartipee how so? When you summon an audience out for a show, there's an implicit contract that you're going to deliver the show you promised.

@kartipee 7 ай бұрын

@@BP2UTV i’m sure in the contract it said that its subject to cancellation at any point. think about it in a more extreme circumstance, someone goes on stage and starts saying even more hurtful stuff (not saying nimesh was even being hurtful but just a hypothetical), she can stop them at any point and tell them to get off because its her show and her stage.

@BP2UTV 7 ай бұрын

@@kartipee The precedent you’re describing would give any promoter the power to rip off any audience at their discretion. I’m not an attorney, but I’d hope if that audience payed for the show, she’d be liable for their ticket fees.

@kartipee 7 ай бұрын

@@BP2UTV that would be true if he was the only event scheduled at the show, but he wasn’t because at the end she even stated there was more to come. its similar to how a private business can refuse service to anyone for any reason, he has no entitlement to be there any more than she has any entitlement to let him stay on. she has executive authority on who she lets perform at her show, whether you think her decision was correct is a completely different matter. i’m just saying she is 100% within her rights as an event organizer to stop an event within the grand scheme of her show

@muraddiab6393 3 жыл бұрын

They saw “Indian” and “SNL” and thought they were getting a mild mannered Hasan Minhaj type. Little did they know they were getting Indian Patrice O’Neal

@aroguereptilian 3 жыл бұрын

Some "goofy b's" as Patrice would say rip lol

@averagestudent1158 3 жыл бұрын

Hasan would've destroyed them if they did that to him. 😂

@rajeevparmar8844 3 жыл бұрын

They prob would've even gotten offended by some of Hasan's jokes

@Ovrtimeofficial 2 жыл бұрын

“ Galifianakis is the last shitty last name I’m ever gonna learn in this fuckin funky town” - Patrice O Neal

@TheBadGab 2 жыл бұрын

It literally says in the description that he wrote for Hasan Minaj. This level of sensitivity to what can only be described as quite PROGRESSIVE jokes... Shameful and yet so shameless

@Morelia300 3 жыл бұрын

The gay black joke is a progressive joke! It felt like nobody even got it, too. Weird, weird vibe.

@kika1422 3 жыл бұрын

These kids are WAYYYY too stiff

@ke6533 3 жыл бұрын

Its a college. Too afraid to be seen as an individual and think for yourself.

@UniverseOfAtoms 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, authoritarian control of language is weird and cringey to implement.

@dotheyfloat9961 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine being a teen in a generation where your parents and grandparents were 1000x cooler than you. This is what it's like being these kids nowadays.

@defoperator7993 3 жыл бұрын

If your paying for colleges like this and you actually have an acceptable high IQ to get in, you f’d up because you could be using that money and ur superior thinking to actually start multiple business’s “multiple!”

@thisisartwerk Жыл бұрын

Bro you da man...I been seing your crowd work & bits via algorithm on facebook & insta stories for a while now. I just Realized I saw your JRE Episode back in the day. I re-Listened to JRE Episode #1217 today. I only watched this video all this time later...in 2023. I'll say like so many others. Thank you to those three over-sensitive Girls for not taking a JOKE!

@jessicarox85 10 ай бұрын

yay nimesh, loved the response ♒

@TacoStacks 3 жыл бұрын

Is this why Comedy is slowly dying off?

@dustbargames6371 3 жыл бұрын

Yes bro, snow flakes are shutting down comedians, it’s sad tbh

@Jasonhoods 3 жыл бұрын

@@dustbargames6371 Snowflakes eh? It's 2021 bud.

@jdheatmag 3 жыл бұрын

@@Jasonhoods How about cotton candy asses? Also extremely easy to melt down. Better?

@SilverPhantomX 3 жыл бұрын

No. Because these people, the audience, are part of the woke generation. I mean look at what's happening in pop culture, entertainment, and of course politics. These people are becoming more and more snowflakes living into their safe spaces without understanding reality at all.

@stayawile14 3 жыл бұрын

Yessir

@FootyManagerTV 2 жыл бұрын

That crowd is so dead, love your style man

@willvr4 2 жыл бұрын

For real, he's good! I love finding a new comedian. Never seen his stuff before but I like his flow.

@squeet6831 2 жыл бұрын

It's a university crowd. Of course it's dead.

@lordskysixss 2 жыл бұрын

is the college. Some people go there to learn, but some teachers instead of teaching what he was supposed to, they end up filling the students head with ideology and politics. Now every generation gets weaker and people think this is normal because every generation has its own thing...but no, they get weaker and weaker, soon they will be in positions of power and weak people tend to become dictators. They are already trying to destroy history by erasing people just because they killed natives and were slave owners. They don't know the danger that is to destroy history. These people will end up repeating history because they are too blind to learn it.

@salehmansour1 Жыл бұрын

That actually was a great crowd. They don’t have to laugh to every single joke that you find funny

@randyboyce4796 Жыл бұрын

@@salehmansour1where you there, what was so great about it?

@tenzinchokey5836 Жыл бұрын

You are amazing Nimesh Patel !! Loved you schooled them , you did it right !

@charlie7921 7 ай бұрын

Very sad this happened and the world has come to this. Very funny set. Keep up the great work

@gitk2011 3 жыл бұрын

The internet NEVER forgets! In 5 years, sane and mature people will see who was right, plus who was acting like a snowflake here! Well done Nimesh Patel, continue being great!

@OrangeYTT 3 жыл бұрын

Sane & mature people *already* see who was in the right. Columbia got slammed pretty hard for this online.

@IDAHOJAKE 2 жыл бұрын

Well said.

@plumtree8713 2 жыл бұрын

Yea. Very ❄

@mikedonnelly6661 2 жыл бұрын

1 year in and so far you are correct

@imthecoolestwallah Жыл бұрын

thank you for your words haha.. I was so pissed while scrolling down.. but youre words really brought sense into it 🤙

@Musicbyraisa1 3 жыл бұрын

They probably feel so dumb now “you’re not entitled to the jokes you’re making” tf does that even mean

@MarcGyverIt 3 жыл бұрын

They don't. They're too stupid to.

@winstonsmith11 3 жыл бұрын

It means that free speech is dying. Censorship is on the rise. Only a matter of time, now... We've had a good run.

@eoinbyrne9068 3 жыл бұрын

They probably think that only gay people can make joke about gays, only black people can make jokes about blacks etc.... Stupid logic

@johnxina7496 3 жыл бұрын

they racist thats wht it

@dialatedmcd 3 жыл бұрын

They remind me of the capital in hunger games, in their fancy clothes and their domination of thought. I really hope they wake up because I know they were tricked into thinking racism is good with some fancy psychology and an establishment curated education.

@sarahsiddiqui9591 Жыл бұрын

You're a class act dude. Keep going and making ppl uncomfortable

@darshansundharajan2646 Жыл бұрын

Loved the way Nimesh handled the situation!

@bezprizvanniy 3 жыл бұрын

Those guys will feel so embarrassed now. The internet would not forget. So inappropriate and disrespectful. You deserve better.

@giantsbane1458 3 жыл бұрын

I doubt that. I have personally seen these people feel more validated by such outcomes. They have a very strong sense of being in the right and justified. As they would be with their limited knowledge and unwillingness to converse.

@Kamal9921 3 жыл бұрын

@@giantsbane1458 Correct, actually they divide society with their correctness more than any conservatives. This hypocrates don't allow any sort of conversations that's little uncomfortable, but give some perspectives to both sides.

@themartialartsapproach8786 3 жыл бұрын

@@Kamal9921 I don't know about that. Conservatives have more power in the country than fringe regressive Liberals. I've only met a handful of this kind of person in my life, but I can walk down the street and see divisive rhetoric on signs in conservative yards. They're both harmful hypochrites but I think the raging Conservatives and their radio, TV, and news shows, create much more of a real threat and impact. On the one hand you have a unique case of dumb feminists kicking somebody off stage. On the other hand, you have Conservatives ready for all out bloodshed if their candidate loses, because the hyper-Capitalist Democrat would automatically be a Marxist, Socialist, Communist that hates our country, eats babies, and wants to turn the US into Venezuela. You see what I mean?

@Kamal9921 3 жыл бұрын

@@themartialartsapproach8786 I guess you correct brother.

@Dragblacker 3 жыл бұрын

If you mean the girls, they'll probably end up marrying white lefty "blue pill" beta males, or "blue pill" Asian males who'll go along with their whims.

@rafaelmarques4105 3 жыл бұрын

Lol they literally just brought you there because you were the first Indian American in SNL lmfao didn’t bother to check your material at all

@BERMUDAS03 3 жыл бұрын

It's ironic that they kicked him off stage for being "racist" when the only reason they brought him in was racist lol

@jacksonharlem2281 3 жыл бұрын

AT ALLLLLL lol

@Oleanderthal 3 жыл бұрын

sounds pretty racist and disrespectful to me, but hey, they are asian, so they CANT be racist right? even though they are accusing an indian man of being just that.

@p.as.in.pterodactyl1024 3 жыл бұрын

@@Oleanderthal The good ol' "only white people can be racist" - gotta respect such incredibly high levels of contradiction.

@AdamWood 3 жыл бұрын

That's racist in itself. I'm scared for the future.

@englephat Жыл бұрын

Those closing remarks were awesome!!

@anythingontwowheels7350 Жыл бұрын

Kudos to the courage at the end dude.. I never been to a standup show .. but waiting for your show on Bay Area Soon!

@MrMamanDon 3 жыл бұрын

The way you handled this, shows that you were way more mature than these thee people combined.

@jacobedward2401 3 жыл бұрын

I mean, he does have 10 years on them

@Foxbat916 3 жыл бұрын

@@jacobedward2401 Stress on combined.

@kris1103 3 жыл бұрын

This is the reason comedians won't do Universities. The kids aren't quite as mature as they think they are and expect their ideal of the world to be reality. What he did was push the boundary ever so slightly and their response was to shut it down and run away. Something that's not possible once you leave the protected bubble of University and childhood. Probably good for his career in the long run though, however toe curling the 3 hosts kicking him off stage was. Next time, book a kids storyteller!

@AlecArmbruster 3 жыл бұрын

I was under the impression that colleges are supposed to expand the minds of students and open them to challenging ideas. Shame this is what it’s come to.

@noomade 3 жыл бұрын

well, I think hat those kids were wrong, but if what you say is true then those kids are entitled to what ever environment they want and if they would like to live a bubble for a little bit longer then so be it . That Uni is not easy to get into academically and financially. The biggest problem is that those few girls decided to dictate what the rest of the audience were allowed enjoy and as you said they are not mature enough to understand what should be allowed or not.

@randyjohnson9772 3 жыл бұрын

College teachers PROPAGANDA & the FLOURIDE is obviously working very well...& they are paying for there own brainwashing!wow!!

@qualitymm00 3 жыл бұрын

Hire jimmy fallon, he is a safe bet and soo mainstream.

@cipher88101 3 жыл бұрын

No doubt, dont book adult comedy for children, no matter the age. When nobody does university shows they will finally get it.

@shivam.maharshi Жыл бұрын

My man handled it as good as anyone could have! Props to Nimesh.

@elenawilliams32 Жыл бұрын

🇦🇺 🇮🇳Oh wow, I thought that the title was a joke! I had such a good laugh. I'm absolutely shocked that they cut you short Nimesh. I'm a New Zealander currently living in Australia, those girls had better not come here as they'll be offended by our sense of humour every minute they're here. FFS. They aren't going to cope in the real world. Cheers for the laughs mate. Well done.

@sorudesarutta 3 жыл бұрын

The gay black joke was too progressive for them lol. All they heard were trigger words and got offended.

@dialatedmcd 3 жыл бұрын

They’re brainwashed by an establishment curated education. Ironically benefiting the power by making the fight against 99% powerless people.

@knoxwimberly7727 3 жыл бұрын

They fell dead silent lmao

@karthik5301 2 жыл бұрын

This is spot on exactly what happened

@picilocarnal 2 жыл бұрын

These are the rich kids who exhibit the most FAKE sainthood by pretending they’re not racist. Obviously they are very much racist, that’s why they wanted him to shut up. 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮

@davidbarnwell6180 2 жыл бұрын

Yep, that was it. 'Cos that joke insulted NO-ONE who was black & gay.

@MayaSharma-co3vp 2 жыл бұрын

For someone wanting to skip ahead, where he makes the joke is at 14:32

@mosesmundall 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks

@kervinpadilla4046 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks was looking for this.

@mikes8079 2 жыл бұрын

“The joke” is exactly what I wanted to see hha

@keepingupwiththejaneiros2.764 Жыл бұрын

Handles that perfect

@sahilchauhan5030 10 ай бұрын

This man is a legend ❤️

@susk3326 3 жыл бұрын

My indian boi handled it so well.

@kamalaharry9514 3 жыл бұрын

No. Because how do indians get to chose inn a race war lol. They're black lol

@williamschlass4598 3 жыл бұрын

Gamecore theyre asian...

@Spider-Too-Too 3 жыл бұрын

Where is my 40 tech guy gang?

@jeffdavis6182 3 жыл бұрын

@@kamalaharry9514 are you slow? how tf are they black they're asian

@SpecialKDude 3 жыл бұрын

Bro. Your whole fan base has been waiting for this video. Thanks for putting it up!!!!!

@KreativMusic1 Жыл бұрын

Newer generation struggles to understand difference between comedy and disrespect, well said in your closing speech.

@jameik8455 Жыл бұрын

Funny show. They were so odd at the end saying that there was a change of program and the technician was going to be leave early for some other gig. To then saying, we don’t share those view points (dweeebs😂). You’re hilarious dude, keep making us great content 🙂🙏🏽

@patriciatapia1710 3 жыл бұрын

The way the asian girl raised her eyebrows when Nimesh identified as asian at the end, said: you're not asian like me sweetie...Wonder if it has to do with the fact that she has lighter skin :)

@5_colquhoun703 3 жыл бұрын

It actually seemed to be more of a immature smirk of 'where is this going?' Heard the joke more eloquently executed by Nimesh, nonetheless, he was booted of disrespectfully, especially by Miss Asian

@joejoe1750 3 жыл бұрын

She doesn’t understand that in Europe they call everyone from the Middle East region Asian.

@Trackguy77 3 жыл бұрын

@@joejoe1750 India is not in the Middle East and no they don’t

@TheSzekely23 3 жыл бұрын

Thats... a really good point, actually.

@kiqyou 3 жыл бұрын

ya and when they start cracking up after they cut his mic: 26:51

@maxhydekyle2425 2 жыл бұрын

The fact that he said he wouldn't tell a joke because "I feel like you're all blogging right now" and then he gets pulled from stage, is really telling. He knew what he was in for. Can't tell jokes at universities these days. There's a reason so many comedians are staying away from college campuses.

@Mikejones17369 Жыл бұрын

What’s scary is when these bozos leave college and enter the real world

@violentaa6841 Жыл бұрын

Yeah, they’re full of a bunch of such entitled pricks that want to be “woke” so bad. Like ffs bro comedies dying and its cuz of these soft mfs that can’t decipher comedy from reality. As he said in his final remarks.

@MineshBaxiYT Жыл бұрын

I have honeschooled my children so they know real world early on from business and the harsh truth about disagreement and rejection.

@wngdhssr 8 ай бұрын

most comedians are trash though so it really doesnt matter, point is moot

@sayantanmazumdar3 7 ай бұрын

@@MineshBaxiYT *homeschooled.

@MrVivekonutube Жыл бұрын

The Video reminds me of so many episodes of "The Marvellous Mrs Maisel" and brave of you to actually share this.

@Junfhdhdbfhjsjs 8 ай бұрын

This is funny af

@CryptocurrencyInsider 3 жыл бұрын

-Theres a change of program. -There’s no change, the sound guy has to leave. -We’re being sensitive snowflakes and you have to go.

@RobertMorgan 3 жыл бұрын

I loved that part "The tech has to leave?! He better be leaving then!"

@dialatedmcd 3 жыл бұрын

Right they’re snakes, lying right off the bat. They remind me of the capital people from hunger games, I might add.

@brett84c 2 жыл бұрын

Right? Like, own up to what you're doing. Don't pawn off your insecurities on someone/something else.

@tilakmadichettitheappdeveloper 3 жыл бұрын

"look I already got paid .... " 😂

@kika1422 3 жыл бұрын

That shit cracked me up lmao

@Azmania3000 3 жыл бұрын

What a pro; cash up front bitches

@stanleygohome4869 3 жыл бұрын

that was great

@RishavVermaRIVAAP 11 ай бұрын

This was sad. But what a Legend - Mr. Patel.! Keep giving us great comedy...

@podangadubukus 9 ай бұрын

Very classy bro ! Respect ! The girls were …..😂😂😂😂😂

@BoogeyManXX 3 жыл бұрын

"It's a joke, not a dick, don't take it so hard." -somebody on the internet

@marcossantana1312 3 жыл бұрын

👍🏼👍🏼🌱

@trentoneldridge5945 3 жыл бұрын

Azzerz

@Eldred15 2 жыл бұрын

I love how the joke before the gay black one was derogatory towards white people and the crowd practically spit out a lung laughing at it, it shows exactly the type of society we live in. And just to be clear, I laughed at both jokes.

@BerryMcCockiner Жыл бұрын

anyone with a sense of humor should have laughed at both, because they were just that, JOKES. our freedom of speech is under attack

@tonyb.2341 Жыл бұрын

@@BerryMcCockiner saying our freedom of speech is under attack shows you don’t know what the first was meant for. The first gives us the right to criticize and talk badly about our government without any repercussions. That’s it. Example. You can’t say bomb in an airport or on a plane. Do you say that is a violation of the first? But yes those three girls were in the wrong.

@wesczubik9376 Жыл бұрын

That just shows u its openly ok to hate the whites

@kolbyquayle9920 Жыл бұрын

@@tonyb.2341 that’s one of the most overwhelmingly reductive perspectives on the first amendment I’ve ever seen.

@Dev_712 Жыл бұрын

@@tonyb.2341 That's really it? Damn I wasted my life studying law. Should have asked you to teach me everything instead

@martyolson9433 8 ай бұрын

Lolol omg.......hes got a new fan now.

@ThisBrownGeek Жыл бұрын

I can’t believe this happened! These kids just showed how sheltered their little lives are. What a load of bs! You handled that well, I’d have said way worse.

@Foxbat916 3 жыл бұрын

On the joke they objected to... Black people in the US face difficulty because of abuse by people that are racist. Then gay people face difficulty because of abuse by people that are homophobic. It is a rational (and funny, yes) conclusion that no one would choose to face those two forms of abuse combined. I don't see how it is offensive to either black or gay people. The logic is airtight! Are these three girls stating that gay people choose to be gay? Are they denying that either black or gay people face abuse? I don't think they even know what they stand for. Such a sad way to exist.

@darren763 3 жыл бұрын

Probably just a knee-jerk victimization response. It SOUNDED racist, so the SJWs must grab their pitchforks.

@hunky_dory_7021 3 жыл бұрын

Someone felt offended for someone else and decided to be a hero and tattle. Can you imagine that conversation. Um yeah, I didn’t like that joke the brown comedian said cuz some people might find it offensive. K thanks. Blowhard.

@6thface 3 жыл бұрын

These 3 girls are falling victim to the paradox of tolerance. When everything is sacred, nothing is sacred.

@nanami73_ 3 жыл бұрын

People who found that joke offensive probably have a hidden disrespect toward different races and sexual orientation. Pointing out a race and the stigmas they are known to struggle against and pointing out how silly it is is why it's dark humor.

@Andy-im3kj 3 жыл бұрын

It is a sad way to exist. I used to go to college with these types of people and well the mental gymnastics they'd perform to justify their stances was quite disturbing.

@wesleymorton2995 3 жыл бұрын

Hey Nimesh, as a guy who went to Columbia U and graduate in 2015, I'M SO SORRY. My university is infamous for not being fun, being far to PC, and protecting people's feelings over open and honest speech. Liked your bit.

@zr8914 3 жыл бұрын

Sadly that’s every university

@MegaFunky007 3 жыл бұрын

*too

@GrowDiMaggio 3 жыл бұрын

*graduated

@vishalraoyt 3 жыл бұрын

asking forgiveness for something that you've not done is kinda cringe, gay and sycophantic

@TruckieLooks4Aliens 3 жыл бұрын

I too went and graduated in 2006 and when I went, as a woman of color- completely out of my norm, the ones that thought they were making change were the ones that were offensive

@fakename1656 2 ай бұрын

Sucks this happened but it helped raise your comedy. I have been going back and watching your older stuff from watching a recent clip. Your hilarious 😂

@scottredner6569 9 ай бұрын

Lol, has any venue ever been like, thanks everyone for coming out and I'd like to say this comedians views completely represent us here at the Comedy Barn.

@Axeldiedtimeago 3 жыл бұрын

Your closing statement was beautiful.

@xyaeiounn 3 жыл бұрын

Bill Burr, who i generally find insufferable, would have torn a strip off them and got a big laugh from the crowd. With weapons we do moderate damage, with jokes you can make a person wish they'd never been born.

@MrNodeee 3 жыл бұрын

No it wasn't. It was very awkward. I don't agree with him being kicked off. I don't think he was disrespectful. But his closing statement about "war with blacks and whites" and having to chose sides as an Asian was inflammatory and attempt to placate. The majority of society is against systemic racism. His statement was a statement that adds to the divide, not unite us as a country. But i don't entirely fault him, if I was rudely interrupted like that, I wouldn't be the smoothest person either.

@loop7134 3 жыл бұрын

@@MrNodeee wasn't his point that the world can deem divided in the way you described but that actually it isn't?

@MrNodeee 3 жыл бұрын

@@loop7134 He might of meant it that way. I don't feel that. I felt it was a bit of race baiting to negate SJW's false accusation against him. Again, he was put on the spot and doing a lot of mental gymnastics.

@dannolan6228 3 жыл бұрын

Loop that's exactly what he was saying with his "closing statement" but people like Monsoohn will sit here and try to make it sound more complicated than it is. There were no mental gymnastics here, he composed himself and said exactly what he meant

@SiddharthSingh-tb5yw Жыл бұрын

This dint age well for organisers .. this guy is rockstar..👏🏼👏🏼

@elenawilliams32 Жыл бұрын

Agreed. I actually thought that the title was a joke! Those girls had better not visit Australia, they will be offended by our sense of humour every minute they're here. He's hilarious and I'd love to see him tour here. Aussies will love his humour.

@timcheng5349 7 ай бұрын

thats the problem. they attack the guy with something to lose putting his name on the show, being that they are annonymous "innocent students" and wont face the type of consequences they want to impose on people they want to take down.

@gaylecheung3087 6 ай бұрын

This must be a planned setup… no way they would come on stage and do in front of an audience… for this long… not falling for this!

@damethyst4513 Жыл бұрын

He handled that so well

@sofaking9788 8 ай бұрын

Bless there little hearts!

@tigrek 3 жыл бұрын

I never leave comments on KZfaq videos but this infuriated me so much that I just had to show my support for you Nimesh. I have no idea how you keep so calm and stayed so level-headed. I would have absolutely lost it! My blood is still boiling!

@zenamatthews9380 2 жыл бұрын

same. this was a surprise to me, I didn't know the ending before I started watching and I'm still in disbelief. I knew it was a dead lame audience but the ending is truly shocking!! this is how bad it's gotten!

@abelzoni2138 Жыл бұрын

You think Nimesh has shown support for anybody else being censored? Not a chance. It's fun when the monster eats somebody else.

@Celmi90 3 жыл бұрын

Just how in the f**k could any of his material in this be rude or offensive. Jesus. Anyone of those students who felt offended by this is gonna have a rude awakening in the real world. Btw hilarious stuff as always!

@patriciatapia1710 3 жыл бұрын

they're not going to step into the real world probably, which is sad for them.

@Shhways 3 жыл бұрын

Yepyep i would have agreed 2/3 years ago. Now i feel like the world they are stepping into may actually become the detached reality and manufactured world they actually live in. A world so woke it fell asleep and while sleeping the freest country in the history of the world fell to communism,civil war and mass murder. Scary but i do agree with you Patricia. Lets hope i am wrong.

@ConleyMali 3 жыл бұрын

most will probably be insulated in places where any slight offense will be handled and prosecuted for them

@puiachhangte7902 3 жыл бұрын

Many of These Snowflakes are getting big jobs in the REAL World.

@akoilngas1215 3 жыл бұрын

You're wrong about this, Yepyep. Many of these students will enter high-paying jobs at companies which think that one of Nimesh's jokes is a career ender. Seriously, think about how ridiculous that is. Nimesh's gay black man joke, at its core, is pushing the truth that being gay is not a choice. Sexuality an integral part of a person's identity. There was nothing disrespectful there. In fact, when I asked three gay men (one black), they found it affirming and amusing. While my personal experience may not represent the wider pool of gay and gay, black men, I think it likely does. These people will be managers in 5-10 years. Just think about what that means for your job.

@incee_netinai 7 ай бұрын

well done

@injar88 Жыл бұрын

I can feel the pain of being removed like that. In 2018 I got cut out of India’s got talent and the full telecast will never make it to the audience so nobody will ever know. It’s a strange era to be any artist of any genre. This was painful to watch but how well handled. Reminds me of the part where they throw us out of reality tv and then film “toh kaisa laga”. This could turn into an essay but hope you find all the places that respect and cherish you for what you bring to the plate rather than cut you out like this. 💪💫

@KostyaT 3 жыл бұрын

"Columbia!" *audience erupts* "LA" *audience erupts* "New Jersey" *audience erupts* "we're not all kids of doctors, you know, some of us are just average middle class Indian people" *radio silence*

@kika1422 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that was fucking AWKWARD.

@MarcGyverIt 3 жыл бұрын

Universities are raising NPC scum

@FrostByte_AC 3 жыл бұрын

This was terribly handled by those people and anyone asked to do an event for them shouldn’t.

@ravenstar5376 3 жыл бұрын

As a Bronxite I’m embarrassed that these hipsters represent my area

@ravenstar5376 3 жыл бұрын

Naveen don’t forget 🙄WORDS HURT 🙄 and dissing a classmate is bullying 🙄 *If you are getting dissed growing up YOU DIDNT BITCH AND COMPLAIN you had to Improv on the spot* dissing was a right of passage But white folk had to get heated and SCREAM BULLY 🙄

@georgeholloway3981 3 жыл бұрын

@@runesbroken I agree that it's appalling, but they're not academics. They're students.

@robertgillen979 3 жыл бұрын

@@ravenstar5376 don't think this is a "white folk thing" it's a liberal/socialist/communist/generational thing. You can try and blame whitey for everything wrong with the world but that just makes the blamer a racist.

@ravenstar5376 3 жыл бұрын

ROBERT I replied to you already but apparently that’s hate speech ( since WHITE BREAD CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH ) who taught girls that BOYS ARE GIRLS *who pushed the agenda that a uterus is not a requirement to be a female* who created the ALPHABET IDIOTS *who said GENDERS ARE 99* and the kicker and pay attention *WHO CAN WALK INTO A CHURCH AND MOVIE THEATER AND SEND PEOPLE TO HEAVEN ON THE EXPRESS BUS* 🤔 oh yeah white bread cus y’all are soooooooo unique

@joeferris5086 Жыл бұрын

That ending speech deserved a standing ovation. And then that girl says "next" - the one who was attempting to educate Nimesh on respect.

@DIFIWIFILUPO 8 ай бұрын

BRAVO

@alexdromero13 3 жыл бұрын

Why do colleges hire comedians, then stop them in the middle of a set? Like they are experts of comedy?

@tzazella751 3 жыл бұрын

these are 3 HIGHLY ambitious, ivy league woke girls just looking for their chance to put a stamp on something. they're just painfully cringey power nerds.

@danielhenderson762 3 жыл бұрын

@@tzazella751 well put. They're trying too hard

@thalanoth 3 жыл бұрын

@@tzazella751 POWER NERDS lololol

@DK_Son 3 жыл бұрын

@@tzazella751 Love that power nerds bit, haha. Fucking truth.

@charliebear154 3 жыл бұрын

They’re experts at killing comedy. That’s why they invite comedians, they’re professional humour murderers

@giantsbane1458 3 жыл бұрын

The ending made me cringe so hard. They were standing with their hands on their hips and that girl had a weird smirk on her face. It felt like a power trip. Made me realize why my parents keep saying to my teenage self, "You always think you know better". And they kicked him off for being disrespectful by being disrespectful. The world is going to shit.

@wearytrader535 2 жыл бұрын

She had the kind of grin you make when you're looking for approval from your group

@gladitsnotme Жыл бұрын

When she said "nExT!" I knew she was one of those privileged rich asian brats who thinks they're so smart because they got good grades. They literally have no framework for real life outside of med school. They grew up being segregated from Black people by their parents and now want to exist in these liberal, diverse spaces without even understanding their peers. She definitely doesn't have any Black friends, and especially no gay Black friends. I've met dozens of these girls, they're heavy in the kpop and luxury goods worlds.

@afroheaddudeful Жыл бұрын

the next gen is too comfy

@zhilasardar5483 8 ай бұрын

U just got a sub bro ❤

@mentallyaktive916 Жыл бұрын

The Only Message He Was Spreading Was Laughter ! Thank You Patel *

@johnjackson9767 3 жыл бұрын

They couldn't even tell you straight why they wanted you off. That's how you know they're in the wrong.

@RudhinMenon 3 жыл бұрын

This is the truth

@trigcat3107 2 жыл бұрын

Yup, that's actually more troubling that these "woke karens" can't even say it blunt

@gavinwatson3336 3 жыл бұрын

The way you handled that was world-class, it's as if they hadn't seen any of your sets before smh

@Sgt_Zig 3 ай бұрын

Nimesh, you slayed brother - and the amount of restraint you demonstrated was god-level! 🙌 I actually JUST found you last night thanks to a TYT segment where you called out some MAGAt cultists and it was 🤌💋!! I have been binging your content ever since!! You are a VERY funny dude and you got yourself a new fan!! F those clowns (the tRumpers AS WELL AS the hypersensitive +w@+s that got all butthurt about over some taboo material)!!