And with a Ferrari badge on it - £10,000

Now make the favorite drink holder be a piston cup with a Lamborghini or a different logo then the actual tie, absolute perfect

That is made of carbon fiber and has a button on it that makes f1 car sounds

I'm wondering what supercar logo looks remotely like a steering wheel so you can tell the time on a tie that you'd be wearing.

That smells of bacon...

Suck, squeeze, bang and blow. That's how four stroke Jameses go!

That is the best one Although where the shit is cockring & wizards sleeve?? That's the best one

How is he after that unfortunate filmed crash accident?

​@@user-vu1rt6fd5sfine from what I've seen

That was probably one of the best one liners these three have ever encountered

Never met him

@@user-vu1rt6fd5sok

I'll tell you something...

I'll tell you something else!

He probably did, but they skillfully cut it out

You're a big guy.

Sorry to be THAT guy but we don't have "multiple" crews on board, max 4 pilots usually and the cabin crew just takes turns with their rest periods! :)

@@EinfachLuap that's what he means by 'multple crews' Flight crew anymore consisting of a captain and first officer Tho I do know some flight just have a single relief pilot for the two primary pilots and they just rotate

@@jetseekers Pretty sure flights over 10 hours must have at least 1 cruise relief pilot, as per EASA regulation, companies might chose to deviate from this and make it less hours of flight time. Not sure what the limit is, for when you need 2 reliefs.

James is lifting a drink to his mouth when Jeremy asks that and he actually stops out of surprise

I saw that in Home Bargains.

And the legendary whole version, where the christmas tree fire is put out with it is still a treasure to be found, because i cannot find it anywhere on the internet

​@drunk_famasmf5135 and Jeremy yelling "I've put out the Tree fire with some pussy" 😂😂😂😂😂

@@TheOmegaRiddlerhome bargains is the only place I’ve seen it xD I’ve tried it, it’s ok, but I’m not that into the flavour (it’s passion fruit and lychee)

I'm not entirely convinced that Jeremy doesn't bring a hammer with him wherever he goes.

@@UnderseaPumaKing He never knows when he might see Piers Morgan again.

I mean... this is Clarkson His solution to everything is either "More power!" or "hit it with a hammer" So I'm pretty sure that's just standard gear for them at this point. I mean Hammond pulled a hammer out later in the vid as well 😅

the christmas stuff was always semi scripted but usually it would go off the rails way above the script

@@topmandog1Everything in the “News” segment was planned out. They tried to wing it to sound “natural” in the first season, and it sucked.

only annoying part is that most of it is scripted, some jokes are improvised but most are scripted

​@@antisal4192o

it's never about the cars, it's those three

@@antisal4192 the grand tour clips were mostly scripted, the top gear stuff was semi scripted to a point but the jokes were real time

Couldnt have happened with women ... because you arent allowed to insult them on TV ... also: *_Men insult each other and dont mean it._* *_Women compliment each other and dont mean it._*

Was just about to comment this lol

He said "Buggati VERION" ha hah 4:32

I love car gifts but even I think 140k watch is a ridiculously over priced item

The Bugatti Veyron is a ridiculously overpriced car. So when you have the money get one, the watch is just the strawberry on top. And the two together might actually increase in value even more.

Bruh you beat me to it!

Short Riki

I'm blind XD.

The Momo Prototipo looks good on anything imo

I'd love to have that mini-fridge. I can put it in my room, stuff it with drinks, and if some skeevy relatives come along, at least I know the ones taking my drinks are the ones with a brain lol

Lmao

8:17 PUSSY energy drink

i see you are a man of culture as well

Holy that was so wholesome lol

Oh man that’s so cute

Who wouldn’t be when near TGD

😭

Oh man too soon?

@@firstnamelastnamethirdname not at all, too late if anything…

At 12,000 ft depth and 6,000 psi of pressure, a door makes no difference. Physics makes one.

CMON ALREADY

Or "I was the first to come"

@@lucadipaolo1997 OMG yeah 😅

I was expecting "Oh Cock".

Or maybe “does that mean she’s not coming on then?” Or depending on the circumstances “does that mean he’s not coming on then?”

Or “Oh COCK”

A bit disappointed it didn’t actually, that would’ve been perfect. 😂 Another good one could’ve been ‘Oh no! Anyway…’

@HaliaStone That one should have been for Jezza, but absolutely! Me thinks each of them should have presented two or three condoms with their distinguish phrases.

ben collins

I did not understand what Richard said just before this face X) can you tell me please ? :)

@@dusty-blade2280 he said ‘it costs £1500 and they lent it to us’, basically saying it’s the worlds most ridiculously overpriced fragrance so Jeremy just kept spraying it into the air for fun🤣

@@dusty-blade2280 so normally when it comes to items such as these they are classified as “promotional material”, the idea being that for example those Lamborghini Baubles: they were sent to Top Gear and once they’ve been on the show to make people aware that they are available, the crew and cast could keep them (as Jeremy said he would). However Bugatti instead did something more tighter as they ‘lent it’, the idea being that once it was used in the show, they wanted it back. And there was probably a clause which specifies that they could only spray it on air, not behind the scenes for personal use. Which is why Jeremy not only blasted the air, but also gave some to the kid.

He did what in his mug?

"Now look what's happened!"

Maybe he cut that out because no one ever has said that before

@@felagoncalves I don’t suppose they have

"Sorry, I dropped it."

What makes it even better is that at his farm he has a lambo tractor

After a energetic morning of tennis....Kind of like vinegar and tuna.🤢🙍‍♀️

According to Ashens, the Pussy drink is cloying and tastes of generic fruit.

Like a bunch of submerged coins

Oh god, being infected with children

Also known as Christmas with The Who.

😂

Yeah on TG even if it was scripted it felt at least genuine.

Nowadays Skoda make great looking cars in my opinion

Fuck the Škoda

@@Memecho I think it is ridiculous that they started to promote themselves as a premium car maker. they are just cheap bangers

@@Rob-tx3jl clown

@@Markustajahoyrylaiva another clown.

He said he has a VW Jetta

A Volkswagen Jetta

Harrys are quarter battenernbergs

Love how Jeremy picks up a hammer out of nowhere 😂😂

14:12 "Volkswagen Jetta."

I mean to be fair, the Bugatti Veryon still doesn't exist

@@TheHutchy01 ????

You need to be careful sharing pussy with people because you may get herpes. 😂

Petrol probably

I feel enlightened to know it's actual flavour

21:46

......and the previous minute or so......

I thought Mays would be "Oh cock!"

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Imagine what that's saying if your abit older how hard can it be well at any age I guess not great tho you could say that's something from the female but she could read that instead of just saying to the male

@@zero_second_thoughts8766 that would probably be on the femidom if the females really not wanting a baby and hes got protection and she still wants one or she wears it instead of him tho I know condoms stop babies but why are they called protection not really giving parents confidence or children a good name

maybe “does that mean she’s not coming on then?” Or depending on the circumstances “does that mean he’s not coming on then?”

That's why sprays have a warning to keep them AWAY from your eyes