0:00 James: "oh, good news" Jeremy: stares at James James: forgets what he was gonna say Jeremy: "Super"
@paulhammons7077 Жыл бұрын
The weed is strong with this one
@eddiegitau11078 ай бұрын
It's the Dacia Sandero
@nothajzl2 ай бұрын
@@eddiegitau1107oh no! Anyway..
@MacktasticSlick_4 жыл бұрын
I always think I’ve seen all the Top Gear clips but this year old clip pops up out of nowhere for all of us lol
@paddyj76904 жыл бұрын
Same here, and I'm loving it.
@paulgriffiths63444 жыл бұрын
@@paddyj7690 what has McDonalds got to do with it?
@Logan-th2vs4 жыл бұрын
It’s not a year old lol it’s from 10 years ago
@TheEthalon4 жыл бұрын
Macktasticslick ohhhh yeah!!!
@mindedchaos4 жыл бұрын
I wanna know why I've never seen this clip maybe it wasn't released
@apassionatenerd.35644 жыл бұрын
That "hear no evil, see no evil" was so fucking good, Jeremy Clarkson could be on his death bed and still have wit sharp as blade lmfao
@bigsteppa8144 жыл бұрын
KZfaq’s algorithm is something else...
@piddy24 жыл бұрын
because Boris Johnson is mentioned in the video and in the tags. And with obvious recent news it'll bring it up
@Jjhardy14 жыл бұрын
You’re welcome.
@WuzzyLV4 жыл бұрын
Its perfect
@pyronaught60594 жыл бұрын
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@pyronaught60594 жыл бұрын
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@fsmfsm99414 жыл бұрын
their ability to improvise is so mind blowing. these 3 are so insanely talented, will be a sad day when they retire.
@genghiskahn92334 жыл бұрын
FSM FSM I’m pretty sure they have retired
@fsmfsm99414 жыл бұрын
@@genghiskahn9233 they haven't, there's another season of the grand tour coming.
@patrickspiegel55244 жыл бұрын
Genghis Kahn they just stopped moderating. They will continue to do road trips
@Rezzo644 жыл бұрын
Top Gear isn't improvised, it's scripted.
@fsmfsm99414 жыл бұрын
@@Rezzo64 I know it's generally scripted, but im referring to their little comments and going off topic during the news section.
@rodriguezracer45674 жыл бұрын
11:34 The "novel batteries" bit always kills me "Obviously it means she has no idea how these batteries will actually work, other than the fact that they're going to be running on magic and made in the forest by goblins."
@heavystalin24198 ай бұрын
Eh, China's close to a forest anyway
@raconbacon4 жыл бұрын
"Instead of hurling abuse at each other, why dont we do the news" Clarkson, whats the difference in all honesty
@rishirajchakravarty4794 жыл бұрын
Judging by the time of the comments posted, this was suddenly in people's recommendations a year after it was uploaded. Whoever wrote KZfaq's algorithms is a genius.
The new Top Gear guys could never recreate this kind of chemistry.😔😔😔
@krishparikh76754 жыл бұрын
why are you even watching top gear??... The Grand Tour is where the parties at!!
@daveclarke89134 жыл бұрын
@@krishparikh7675 I agree with you.. I was just watching some of the old classic re-runs.🤗🤗🤗
@commanderjonas55283 жыл бұрын
To be fair, I don't think anyone could recreate this kind of chemistry.
@namename31308 ай бұрын
12:42 that look! She didnt appreciate that
@itsdan7222 ай бұрын
Yeah I noticed that as well lol. It was all meant to be light hearted but she clearly got a bit annoyed over it 😂😂
@poilboiler2 ай бұрын
Given how gross it was, it's no wonder.
@Sh23-hv7snАй бұрын
It's edited you idiots 😂
@ainsleyhariott43534 жыл бұрын
watching these 3 talk is more fun than watching new gear
@martinfreund67374 жыл бұрын
5:23 Damn that's a high note
@ExAnimoPortugal7 ай бұрын
I would watch these 3 just waffling all day
@trekingjedi85804 жыл бұрын
As the fourth doctor once said, what's the point in being a grown up if you can't be childish sometimes?
@rolon-ew5kl4 жыл бұрын
Hammond: “It is not going to be spit.”😂
@billykranberry60774 жыл бұрын
This is frankly very calming
@markcf838 ай бұрын
May-Good News. Clarkson-is it the Dacia Sandero? May-No. Classic Top Gear.
@ToxicCool24 жыл бұрын
Top Gear back in the day will always be amazing 😂
@TheMacemen4 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@dogmannz4 жыл бұрын
These guys were untouchable, nobody else was even close
@paulschauer62734 жыл бұрын
The Chemistry these three have is nuts they have so much fun together
@logmeindog4 жыл бұрын
I could listen to them all day, for years straight!
@colbyzur46423 ай бұрын
I have been since middle school
@teddd11754 жыл бұрын
These three will never be topped
@omaral-maitah1814 жыл бұрын
Damn they r so rude 😂 But hilarious That woman was speachless
@adamatch96244 жыл бұрын
omar maaita it is not rude
@infidel67284 жыл бұрын
I think the woman flashing the tits was quite pleased at the attention.
@elias_xp954 жыл бұрын
It's only rude if you are pretentious. To everyone else, it's called banter. - I'm not calling you pretentious btw, just that most people who get 'offended' are pretentious fucks.
@KBC70504 жыл бұрын
clarkson is a dickhead, and you'd have to like that about him
@oldskoolraver10794 жыл бұрын
This is a prime example of British humor. Irony, dark and sarcastic with a huge amount of selfspot. Shame that due to al this political correctness nonsnse, it will soon be something of the past.
@jamesbrennand94368 ай бұрын
In Australia a person can lose their driver’s licence if they are riding a horse drunk
@wendingo4 жыл бұрын
I miss the good old days, being young, watching Top Gear, thinking it would go on forever, just like my youth... But now life comes knocking with a reality check, reminding me I'm turning 36, forced to watch, Grand Tour.
@TheMissKizmet4 жыл бұрын
Wendingo Oof! Yes! 🙌🏼😂🙌🏼 I am feeling your sentiment SOHARD right now; I turned 37 yesterday and I’ve been missing these a lot. Sure a shit, time’s stealthy little witch, isn’t it. The fuck 🤨😂🙌🏼😁
@wendingo4 жыл бұрын
@@TheMissKizmet indeed it is. I keep hearing that aging means progress and progress means better... And yet, whenever I re-watch one of the outdated, morally indefensible, politically incorrect, offensive to the gereal public TopGear episodes I often catch myself thinking that the current state of affairs sucks! Despite all the cool, modern technology and science we're still getting fatter, slower, more antisocial, stupider and not only we do nothing about this regression we find ways to embrace it! And The Grand Tour, in my opinion, is the single best proof of my sad, depressing opinion on progress and life in general. TopGear was my coping mechanism, bring back the original cast and stop fucking around, BBC!!!
@ilokivi7 ай бұрын
@@wendingo Alas, contractual obligations and personality clashes have rendered this ambition a mere pipe dream. Next to the slippers and the keys to the Bugatti Veyron.
@thefurrybastard19644 жыл бұрын
These Three Nutters should take over a show like This Morning and corrupt it into their own image.
@beelsmaxime76607 ай бұрын
12:40 Waw she was uncomfortable after the spitting comment and Hammond immediately jumped into action going over the top to avoid more attention on the awkwardness.
@michaelramsey827 ай бұрын
Good for Hammond. Jeremy was being creepy and inappropriate, and Hammond saved it.
@ajf57452 ай бұрын
@@michaelramsey82 you're just being a softie. It's british humor
@Sh23-hv7snАй бұрын
It's an edited reaction
@beelsmaxime7660Ай бұрын
@@Sh23-hv7sn that...actually makes a lot of sense.
@jochem19864 жыл бұрын
If I get caught cyclings whilst intoxicated here in Switzerland, my drivers license will be revoked. This country makes no sense.
@hansgruber7884 жыл бұрын
It’s shocking how they’d be arrested for harassment today
@ManjunathMCisawesome4 жыл бұрын
"I want someone to spit in my mouth" 😂😂😂😂 I'm ded
@ladyelanor4 жыл бұрын
can’t get past jeremy thinking jesus turned bread into fish 😂😂 think you’ve got your miracles confused there babes
@TheMissKizmet4 жыл бұрын
Jasmine Elanor 😂😂😂🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼😂😂😂
@jimtaylor2948 ай бұрын
Or, he used a mixed metaphor... or mixed miraclophor... if you will 😂
@Eliteerin4 жыл бұрын
This was probably the best episode of the news ever
@sirstabbyfork96754 жыл бұрын
18:41 I want to see Jeremys reaction to the new pm
@kuniosaiki4 жыл бұрын
XXX_MLG_POTATO_XXX GAMING It appeares to be a chicken stuffed with a fish head. Even so WHY THE FUCK DOES IT FUCKING EXIST!!!
@spacemonkeys49874 жыл бұрын
10:30 I think that blob escaped and took refuge in James’s eye.
@anchy19954 жыл бұрын
This is the first time YT reccommended us a good video 😂😂 love those old farts 😂
@andyaitken42434 жыл бұрын
The guy in the mobility scooter would never have needed to go to court had it not been for the government needing to receive more of their tax money from fines.
@skywayminicabs62924 жыл бұрын
if he is dis-abled he's living on benifits , so how is that the govt being after tax money from fines ? shit for brains , no taxes on stupid
@JowoHD4 жыл бұрын
this is why I laugh at people who defend the police/government by saying they're doing it to help... had a woman try to explain to me that fining a guy for drifting out of a car meet and being nicked by the unmarked police car hiding in front was okay because he was being unsafe and got within a few metres of hitting someone. she seemed to miss the fact that the police would rather use unmarked cars and make money from people driving unsafely than put marked cars there and actually protect the people. if those people had be hurt by the car the police would've been there and done fuck all because they don't make any money from preventing a crime
@FarmYardGaming4 жыл бұрын
@@skywayminicabs6292 If you want shit for brains, look at your comment. All I see are pointless spaces and a lack of any capital letters whatsoever. Plus, you've probably liked your own comment. Oh, and it's 'disabled', not 'dis-abled'. Even Autocorrect could do better than that, which is saying something. Go review your own comments before hating on someone else's intelligence.
@gsw87348 ай бұрын
You are aware the cost to prosecute someone in court overshadows the money received from fines.
@piscesman744 жыл бұрын
I could watch these guys every day
@mullerman11044 жыл бұрын
In Germany you can lose your driving license for riding a bike drunk, so that you have to ride a bike
@chickenchaser125cc94 жыл бұрын
In some European countries you can loose your licence when you cycle drunk, even if you don't have a licence you can get a ban or even a time behind the bars.
@chinaman14 жыл бұрын
I actually cycled drunk before in Barcelona... In brought daylight. Now I actually feel relieve for not being apprehended for this heinous crime.
@chickenchaser125cc94 жыл бұрын
@@chinaman1 I don't think they care in Spain it's too hot
@chinaman14 жыл бұрын
@@chickenchaser125cc9 yeah I did it in the summer. I was wobbling all the way home. Almost fell too. But managed to get across the road and parked the bike.
@leahs.14804 жыл бұрын
It's the same with horses in the USA which I dont understand. You are literally sitting on top of a vehicle that will not let you hit anything and if well trained will get you home while completely unconcious. It's like getting pulled over for being drunk behind the wheel of a self driving car.
@damedusa51074 жыл бұрын
Chicken Chaser 125cc people are killed by accidents with cyclists. So if can affect someone else to that level you really should be in full control. It may seem unlikely but it has and does happen
@xxengin8 ай бұрын
how to represent regret with cabin lighting?... Hamond you idiot😂😂😂 killed me
@mitchjohn20108 ай бұрын
I miss Sunday nights with these guys on the telly… #bettertimes
@jmh11894 жыл бұрын
These guys are the realist folks on television. I feel like the producers tried to make them into fake TV show hosts but just got punched in the face in response.
@dzg49304 жыл бұрын
I just realised that if James May winks at me ı wink back. Weird.
@jacobwigley4 жыл бұрын
Why doesn’t this have a billion views?
@RichiCarterMusic4 жыл бұрын
I love Jeremy. Imagine today, him saying what he said at 5:55 😂
@sibiris84744 жыл бұрын
Its sad how everything just goes to worse over time isnt it?
@pavementfilms20484 жыл бұрын
@@sibiris8474 yea :(
@pacodave48858 ай бұрын
He has a farm show on Amazon which came out 2021
@del25914 жыл бұрын
Sarcasm at it's best, brilliant! :)
@shadowblade21494 жыл бұрын
"Can you do will young?" 😂😂😂😂 2:27
@eraldkaziu2117 ай бұрын
watching this in 2023, Jeremy would have been in a lot of trouble :)
@ShannonCarter557 ай бұрын
He's currently in trouble because he called Meghan Markle a yacht girl wh*re (which she was since she was a terrible actress and couldn't get gigs elsewhere -- that's why she got her hands on Prince Harry then used the race card to marry him despite being barely 25 percent black). So she played on yachts hired out by people such as Jeffrey Epstein to make money.
@everythinggaming79384 жыл бұрын
Well you do not need a licence to commandeer a mobility scooter so why they took his licence away is beyond me
@retrogamer334 жыл бұрын
This is when Top Gear was good and worth watching, now it's crap.
@nickc94824 жыл бұрын
these fellas made a new show on amazon called the grand tour. check it out
@HeyItsKora4 жыл бұрын
That’s because you’re watching the wrong show! If you want more of this, watch the Grand Tour. It;s phenomenal.
@i7voskilli5604 жыл бұрын
The new series has been good
@howardhaimesman18654 жыл бұрын
You gotta watch the grand tour
@BarryLetts3794 жыл бұрын
Grand Tour is very scripted but it's fun to watch
@ashleyjparker30734 жыл бұрын
Tonight Richard has a spot James has a eve problem And Jeremy lost his voice
@brendagilson9348 ай бұрын
Clarkson losing his voice.........now that is good news.
@z-trip54577 ай бұрын
@@brendagilson934New Top Gear fanboy spotted
@juhokaartoaho4 жыл бұрын
In Finland it would have been easily determined if it's a car on not. Top speed of 25km/h and its ok, 26-45km/h and it's micro car and 46km/h and up it's regular car.
@jafon94 жыл бұрын
What if you had a tank?
@jackass50664 жыл бұрын
Then it's a tank duh
@4everuli4 жыл бұрын
Did not expect a reference to Lake Tahoe as i watch this by the lake
@oskarsmalvess81514 жыл бұрын
Damn and Latvia fallows that rule of drinking and walking :)
@yannikoloff76594 жыл бұрын
About that Indian motorcyclist 7:00 ; I covered a 100 km on a Kawasaki ER6N in Germany without touching any controls. Foots on a safety cage, ass in a seat and I'm leaning on a bags and reading kindle book. Pretty confortable
@magnuswalker79574 жыл бұрын
Top gear has not been about cars for a long time, it's about these guys playing at being grown-up.
@unknowntm38564 жыл бұрын
Magnus Walker well it isn’t mate, as they stopped being the cast in 2015
@JYMAHJAMES4 жыл бұрын
The reason (old) Top Gear did so well was because it appealed to so many people. Not everybody wants to hear three men drone on about car specs, that's why there were so many female viewers
@frankvandendool8824 жыл бұрын
You three are idiots. They do very thorough CAR reviews. You just don't WANT to see that part.
@frankvandendool8824 жыл бұрын
@@JYMAHJAMES Your comment is ridiculous.
@JYMAHJAMES4 жыл бұрын
@@frankvandendool882 u hate the truth
@the-potato-warrior4 жыл бұрын
I agree with clarkson more, the older I get
@ImpalamansGarage4 жыл бұрын
ex·cres·cence /ˌikˈskresəns/ noun a distinct outgrowth on a human or animal body or on a plant, especially one that is the result of disease or abnormality.
@juliannmnnnm4 жыл бұрын
ok
@callummclachlan47714 жыл бұрын
Them fancy politician words. Designed to fool people into thinking something means something.
@ImpalamansGarage4 жыл бұрын
Note: I'm not a book worm. Just googled it. lol
@boiledelephant4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Boris was unwittingly talking about James May's eye in the earlier clip.
@noneofyourbusiness42944 жыл бұрын
@@callummclachlan4771 I came to the conclusion that he could mean two things. Speed bumps Pot holes Both of which are known to basically everyone. But nope, that idiot had to use a completely unrelated word, that makes literally no sense in context. Him being a politician kinda justifies it though. It's not like you see them very often talking about things they understand.
@jamiee12014 жыл бұрын
12:43 that bird didnt like that did she 😂
@margarethall78377 ай бұрын
I still laugh 😂
@frankvandendool8824 жыл бұрын
Those half a minute black screens are awesome! Good job!
@bird30104 жыл бұрын
Frank Van Den Dool 😂😂😂
@RantzCore4 жыл бұрын
He wasn't drink driving!
@sonyviva308Ай бұрын
8:43 Anyways look, this is the Citroen Hitler
@beemail69834 жыл бұрын
As the 1,000,00th viewer I still wanna hear about the Dacia sandero
@jamesengland74618 ай бұрын
... it's delayed
@jimtaylor2948 ай бұрын
Oh no~ Anyway...
@FlyingHeadbutt1008 ай бұрын
My sister bought one, it is a reliable and comfortable car at a competitive price.
@jimtaylor2948 ай бұрын
^ My condolences. It is after all a recycled French ecobox car design 😅 .
@Tar-Numendil4 жыл бұрын
A Gamorrean guard! LOL!
@maxymk1234 жыл бұрын
the UK is giving florida a run for its money
@user-ts7hm2tr9w7 ай бұрын
Interview language skills
@GL-vu6wf4 жыл бұрын
The woman laughing in the background at 4.32 is very disturbing...
@irukhan074 жыл бұрын
Awesome vid!
@joshslater24263 ай бұрын
Boris Johnson speaking Latin? The media never reported on that part of his time as Prime Minister. (I don’t really have any hate towards him. He wasn’t the most efficient PM we’ve had, but at least he was a laugh).
@TheVicar2 ай бұрын
We need serious people running countries. Not clowns
@matorix003Ай бұрын
In Germany we have something similar German logic is when you have to drive your bicycle home from work because the police took your drivers licence because you were drunk while driving on your bicycle
@yaniggasteve2497Ай бұрын
Most german thing ever that's brilliant
@jazz219774 жыл бұрын
"Peugeot Partner FAP"... It's a thing..... LOL Google-ing it I just found out theres also a "Peugeot Partner Tepee HDi FAP 110 Ranch" Also there's a "Peugeot Partner Premium Fap HDi 110" That's just horrid....
@jw8014 жыл бұрын
1:00 Come to South Africa
@oxenforde4 жыл бұрын
ex·cres·cence (noun) a distinct outgrowth on a human or animal body or on a plant, especially one that is the result of disease or abnormality.
@jimtaylor2948 ай бұрын
...though what Boris - with his 10th dimensional thinking - meant by it, we will never know 😂
@MrKingdavy4 жыл бұрын
What do trees and plants need to survive??? Anybody??? 😂😂😂
@HRHooChicken7 ай бұрын
When Jeremy lost his voice i'm sure Hammond was high on the old sniff sniff. He wouldnt shut up or sit still
@Dutch944 жыл бұрын
19:18 LMFAO
@davidel94664 жыл бұрын
And Now Boris Johnson is your Prime Minister...
@tong_levin4 жыл бұрын
No no, you can feel save, still we have shittier government in Poland. You can sleep well lol
@jimtaylor2948 ай бұрын
Not anymore he isn't 😂 . We've had a wet lettuce since, who's been booted by the runner up nobody wanted nor will ever vote for 😂
@ChrisJones-gx7fc4 жыл бұрын
18:24 BBC Top Gear II VII Woodus Lane, Londonium, near Colchester, WXIIVIITS
@meseretjasarevic2514 жыл бұрын
how drivers don't fall asleep in circle
@motanelustelistu4 жыл бұрын
16:12 Nice patern on the leather jacket . Anyone know the name or even just the firm of it :D ?
@manhattenman23144 жыл бұрын
What episodes are these on?
@leopold75624 жыл бұрын
An excrescence is an abnormal growth. So, I suspect that Bozzer basically wanted to remove speed bumps. If I'm right, I'd say that was a great idea, I hate those stupid suspension mashing monstrosities.
@selinesbeau4 жыл бұрын
Aww, Hammond was till young enough to be hiding zits with makeup.
@JakeAikens8 ай бұрын
excrescences a distinct outgrowth on a human or animal body or on a plant, especially one that is the result of disease or abnormality.
@TheHuntedNightmare7 ай бұрын
excrescence plural noun: excrescences a distinct outgrowth on a body or plant, resulting from disease or abnormality. "the males often have a strange excrescence on the tip of the snout" Similar: growth lump swelling an unattractive or superfluous object or feature. "the building is a sixties excrescence foisted on an otherwise flawless street" Similar: eyesore blot on the landscape monstrosity There you go folks
@kettle_of_chris4 жыл бұрын
one more question - sorry Does anyone remember which episode it was where they were talking about Blu Tooth in cars? James said something like 'your car's not in the mood it won't connect' - I can't remember but it It was really funny
@ajbro64284 жыл бұрын
No I cant remember
@ajbro64284 жыл бұрын
And dont be sorry, no one to apologize too... be confident!
@krishnaveti4 жыл бұрын
Very good KZfaq.
@rustom19814 жыл бұрын
❤
@mynameishugoboss4 жыл бұрын
What’s the climate change ‘novel batteries’ called again?? can’t find her
Ha ha Jeremy the romans did not use the letter w at 20:09 Great video
@coldzero85844 жыл бұрын
That's just reading out the rest of the postcode, the letters.
@thegrimyeaper4 жыл бұрын
1:27 If he only knew...
@Sh23-hv7snАй бұрын
Knew what? Just cos you're a cynical self hating gimp doesn't mean uk isn't still one of the best places to live. Curb your prilivildge
@michaelcuff57804 жыл бұрын
Its ALL about the fine money for them! Nothin else!
@LethalJizzle4 ай бұрын
....stop looking at my eye.
@meusana36814 жыл бұрын
What is the idea behind small cars aiding with traffic, or rather lessening it? It just means you can fit more idiots who have no idea where they're going on the same congested road at the same time.
@ianmontgomery72134 жыл бұрын
In Shenzhen they worked out that if every registered vehicle tried to occupy the city roads at the same time then there would not be enough room for them.
@meusana36814 жыл бұрын
@@ianmontgomery7213 Deregister half the vehicles in China. Problem solved.
@ianmontgomery72134 жыл бұрын
@@meusana3681 a lot of them are commercial vehicles which are needed but i do agree that less cars would be one solution even if not a practical one.
@meusana36814 жыл бұрын
@@ianmontgomery7213 Nah I was being satirical. My point was more in lines of the roads not being able to handle the population regardless of the size of the car. I'm not claiming to have a solution to traffic, cuz I don't think there is a single solution that will fix it all.
@ianmontgomery72134 жыл бұрын
@@meusana3681 They way they control the number of cars in Shenzhen is by auctioning of registration plate. As more cars get on the road then the price goes up. It is currently around USD14K.
@bartdegryse93452 ай бұрын
what happend to Clarkson his voice in that certain vid?
@sonyviva308Ай бұрын
What's this title supposed to mean? I don't quite get it and I just got recommended to me this today