thank you though my dude

Kimer Lorens cry

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Kimer Lorens فيلم روعة

Kimer Lorens js8s

Bantha fodders haha buggers

Dammmm you now i cant unsee it

Thank you Eru

Is it the Admin? 😂

TRUTH

it does, prevents the blood coming out, making the movie PEGI 12

He has an "Ignore armor" to his "Headbutt"

Just like stormtroopers

And it's only ever for the orcs, too. I swear they could've charged into battle in the best armor on the planet and they'd still die just as quickly as they did here.

Its just like t34s

dunno who's quote it is but "quantity has a quality unto its own"

@@genericuser984 Joseph Stalin

Russian technic of ww2

@@thycrimsonfckr And in Ukraine too...some things don't change....

Commnunism battle tactics at best.

I imagine the orc saying with Reinhardts voice: "Precision Mordor engineering" 😂

That orc designed something on par with dwarven engineering. And I was still likely only paid a handful of copper coins.

Thought the same lol

@@Nevermore-eq9lx or paid with hobbit legs since supposedly they dont need them 😅

@@Nevermore-eq9lx Orcs (even when said so) aren’t stupid. They just need direction for a task at hand. They need someone to guide them to do tasks! That’s why Sauron had special orcs called Taskmasters to help guide orcs and other monstrosities for things like this. The orcs if given full potential- could be able to create things that rival other technologies! Of course they look ugly but they’re efficient and that’s all you need.

They're orcs not undead mindless zombies.

@@richmondlandersenfells2238 I think he was referring to the actual humans.

@@YawnWoofDog Oh...

We don't talk about that. Never!

Yoo maa kween!!

"But wait theres more, its 13 extra dwarves"

I guess it's the plot armor that killed 3 of them then.

@@cybercriminal3110 Yup! They got too much plot armor they got crushed by it.

Along with the fact the trolls died out of no where

@@jacobdaniel2195 Trolls get turned into stone from the sun light. Which part of your body was watching the movie?

now thats a buff

@@kentdwendellvidal4256 :) each time you see an epic movie and a leader is charging in you would remember this buff :D

The One Ring: -100 to visibility , another abilities unknown at the time

For the line of durin!

TO THE KING!

It works

@@Triumphantinwarandpeace yeah

…or maybe Now, hear me out. What if?…. Trolls really just LOVE. to fight. Like that’s all they ever dream of doing when they’re NOT fighting. They’re like Huskies. Mfers go APESHIT when human besty tells them they bout to get they zoomies on. The clubhands? That’s just their body mod. THEY did THAT to themselves. Some people get their nipples pierced; trolls get their hands clubbed. You can get that procedure done in any of their malls. The eye chains are really just a kink. It has no business being there. Unprofessional, i say. But hey, it’s 2022. I’m not gonna kinkshame. And so shouldn’t you. Oh and plot twist: the trolls control the orcs. 😮🤯 i know. Shocker right? Had you in the first half. This is why we need more Orc/Troll representation in film. 😩 litterly No one ever cares about THEIR side of the story.

@@skadooshe5709 Nah man I don’t even think that’s the case for stumpy (yes that’s actually the troll’s name) he isn’t roaring in fury, he isn’t angry looking- he more looks like he’s in pain. And like- I can feel that happening, he’s in constant pain with his fucking weapons and the reigns attached to his eye lids. I think he’s begging for death at this point and we don’t even know it because he can’t speak any language. And in Lord of the Rings as a whole? The trolls are more used as slaves really! He mean they’re chained up, forced manual hard labor, and they’re too stupid to realize that they could take freedom any day but they just don’t understand the concept of it. The trolls that go to war? They’re smarter than the average troll sure! And they seem to have a lot of free will. But in the case for stumpy? And the other trolls who don’t get to choose? Well- it’s just a fucking sad existence.

Was looking for this comment. Btw their feet have been amputated to be replaced with Mace feet as well.

He dropped it but styled it off really well and picked it up again

omg true

Thorin's Blinking Shield.

Thorin Hiddenshield

glitched gameplay

"WHAT'S TO FEAR WITH THESE "CHARACTERS"?" "They... They have the strongest armour in all of the realms. Plot armour."

don't forget to open the barricaded door to our heavily fortified mountain fortress to charge the besieging army.

"You mean with names and unique features?" "Some of them yes, other ones, kind of" "We are doomed"

It’s the morale boost look up what happens in battles when the generals and kings charge in with their troops

@@magnusthered4973 Very emotional dwarves.

😂😂😂 العفاريت فرحه بأجواء المودة بينهم😆😆😆

Thorin wasn't a king

TO THE KING

Insta win

@@christianfran7623 true

To the king! to the king! Oh I love that part

Star wars Battle Front 2 Vibes

It is modeled after a children's book more or less, you know. Kind of a meme the whole time with the dwarfs so I'm not surprised that its less realistic

I don't now about LOTR at times. There's a lot of cavalry rushing even when the orcs clearly have their bows ready.

@Max Payne to be fair these are rohirrim horses, which are much stronger than the horses "nowadays". plus they had a wizard at helm's deep and the orcs at Minas Tirith were scared shitless.

It was just as bad, if not worse in LOTR. At the end of Fellowship they fight off a literal army by themselves.

@Max Payne Uruk's were affected by -10 Morale though...

to nobody

​@@billypribbo9668 💀💀💀

lmfao

@@tz7763 what’s funny

cute and badass at the same time

"Armor doesn't protect those who wear it" - All movie directors.

Fds

@@chivurinaresh3895 apc

He's a dwarf. With boar tusks fused with his mustache. He can do whatever he wants.

His beard gives him +100 AP, and +20% defense

IKR wtf

Most died in battle when they were heading to the city

I think

The elves went away to do something else I think

@@Joseph_manuel4 were you there?

I mean technically speaking they weren’t

You can bash this battle all you want, but I like it more than Helm's Deep

@@reek4062 Just out of curiosity here, what about it do you prefer?

@@dandaropa Both are stupid nonsense contradictory to the books, but the Battle of Five Armies doesn't hide it.

@@reek4062 Personally I don’t care about either being contradictory to the books, the films and the books are separate entities made by different people so it would only make sense that they’re not identical. But how is Helm’s Deep stupid nonsense? To me it’s one of the greatest battles in all of film history. There are issues with it of course (mostly the battle being won by Gandalf and the Rohirrim, not anyone actually already in the battle, feels like a cop out to me. “And then thousands of horsemen who we’ve barely seen before turned up and saved the day” feels cheap) but there’s so much good in it that I can easily overlook these flaws I’ve thought of. The Five Armies doesn’t have the good, and has about a thousand times more bad.

What?

@@domca4617 Late, but he basically said it would've been more badass if a large troop of dwarves came out, instead of just Thorin and his friends running out goofily.

And they come without armor, helmets, shields...

HAHAHAAAA!!!

12 ébano remontando una batalla, ridículo pero epico jaja

You forgot Thorins aura bonus for surrounding units.

Heroism from a shaman draw u forgot that :)

U forgot the heroism from a dwarf shaman

enemy debuff: -90% movement speed, duration 10 sec upon cast 80% miss chance for the remaining of the battle

+ Stupid plot armor

Those 10 people were just for his Army Moral& spirit to fight more.

add moral to an army they will be a whole lot stronger

It’s morale, just sayin’. Anyway, yeah it’s stupid (the scene I mean, for other reasons).

a strategy used by many military strategy including Napoleon and its worked rather well!!!

They are lv100+

It was lazy writing. Apparently the elves were the most complex cgi to create so they only used them in a few scenes

100% agree

100% disagree

lol sure

there s no king

Cringe

nerf king :v

@@charon_lix No it's funny

@@charon_lix its actually funny.

You play bfme i see

It was like watching a videogame... and even those have more tension. Haha

@@anothercat1300 yep. Dark Souls is capable of make me feel quite anxious.

@@emecevedo Dark Souls definitely! Dead Space for me is the cream of the crop in anxiety induction. Haha

Yeah honestly this cgi fest is awful. Like just watching pixels attack other pixels. Damn near meaningless

Nailed it.

Dwarfen heads are harder than stone so its more or less the same as of he hammered them

@@TheLastFlame2601 still silly af

I never interpreted it as them being killed, they're just getting knocked out lol

@@kevinvanhove5834 yeah same

Or maybe he just knocked him out

Well, they get their commands through horn-signals. Don't forget that trolls are pretty stupid, when they hear another horn-signal which sounds similar, they are stunned and don't know what to do with that. But ye, them falling instantly each from one spear just like that was pretty lame.

@@XXLShortyXXL a spear hitting a troll of that size would be similar to an arrow hitting a human.

@@XXLShortyXXL I don't find it so shocking and pretty representative, the fact that a dwarf can pierce the heart of a troll with a well-placed throw, surely made by some Longbeards do seem possible to me, throughout the Battle, on several occasions there are dwarves who throw their spears before joining the close combat with a 2-handed weapon or a sword. The only problem is from 6 trolls to only 2 alive, that a bit much, 2 or 3 killed/Wounded would have been more realistic though. + i like to think of it like the LotR Games for PS2 where you were able to kill trolls with a Spear throw !

@@Lukart44 these are the same dwarves that took a castle after the death of a dragon. I'm not sure if the orcs knew that Bard killed the dragon. But imagine the ones who you thought killed the dragon charge at you and give the others strength and motivation.

Trolls are stupid and not immortal, they can be killed with a spear. You just rooted for the orcs, although they lost not only in the movie, but also in the book

*cough* *cough* Grombrindal is stupidly op when he has vanguard deployment *cough* *cough*

Ao rei ao rei pelo seu povooooooo

Basically Dwarves anywhere. Just make sure your dudes don't break they will literally fight their way through anything and everything.

Three to five units of ironbreakers and the rest are just Dwarven artilliary.

This is like a battle between dwarves after they got the giant slayers vs outdated greenskins

Really?

@@alexreasoner9919 Dead serious

@@DutchPlanDerLinde where’d you hear it

@@alexreasoner9919 the bulgarian weekly, dont tell me you’re not a follower

@@DutchPlanDerLinde where was that specific issue

GamingPriests really don’t think that are giant orcs they look like some creature from some place they captured

Trolls.. they're trolls, cave trolls

@@joanng5505 have you not seen any of the movies Those are cave trolls

The chains used to control it are in its eye sockets like damn

these doesnt even exist on Tolkien history

I think the elves went to go help the people in Dale and most of the dwarves died? idk

@@user-cxcvxyf good point, elves did go to dale I think

This vid (and part 1) are the "action only" clips, so it skips a bunch of mid-battle stuff that happened like the elves just sort of fucking off to go defend the town

Just re-watched the movie, this vid actually cut out shit tons, not just talking but also epic battle scenes or overall important entertainment scenes. Bad cut I guess and my bad

Most of the dwarves died and alot of Elves died or went to sale to help the men

I think they CGId in some spears that were thrown but failed to properly CGI the spears being thrown.

Even trolls that die quick

They have the auto-crossbow on their goat chariot

they should have left several elves... And the scene would have made sense

@@MizanQistina lol

Timestamp?

@@JohnyMiko it’s from lotr

oho

thats from Gimli

CJ YR I wonder where the did the rest of the dwarf army came from when Thorin charged to the Azog.I know Ironfoot left some of this troops back (you can see the rest of them moving in around 0:55) and the new ones came with flags...

Peoples Liberation Army probably reinforcments

😂😂😂

@@mihailospasic153 from where?

Ivan Kuzmanovic mmmm the iron hills

i like how fummy u R

Well, and after he finished with Erebor, he had enough gold to conquer parts of Asia.

he lost and gets injured in India and made stories about sparing them imagine a wannabe world king gonna do that

@@yeudler41 he lost and gets injured in India and made stories about sparing them imagine a wannabe world king gonna do that

@@animesloversunited9069 how do you know that? Where is your source. I'm very curious

@@momoproblems0 Must be some sort of Indian cow-lover looking back at when "India was strlong nation." Yet, a simple Google search will show that Alexander died in Babylon (present-day Iraq) and did not even attempt to go into India due to morale and leadership issues. He is just ignorant.

Exactly my thoughts.

Also notice how the sound design in these battle scenes is absolutely atrocious compared to the lord of the rings trilogy.

Practical effects are easy when dealing with small skirmishes. But when you need an army for a full battle, nothing beats cgi.

@@BBBHuey Wrong. Mixing CGI with practical effects on large scale scenes is WAY better.

@@christianriddler5063 Exactly. Look at Helms Deep.

I agree it's a bit silly but you'd be surprised by how much of a factor morale played in historical battles

@@julesdebeckker627 Good point! One can even observe that in sports often.

To be fair to Azog. He IS far away, which means he was watching his troops win the battle through superior numbers and his tactical and strategic moves using the horns. Now he is watching his troops get walked through like shallow water. He is confused AF.

Well, it’s the king so they’ve clearly gotten some motivation to fight. I mean if my president fought alongside me, I’d be motivated.

@@atas2561😂😂😂I just imagined current Joe Biden in the front lines and I can’t stop laughing lol

power of morale

Its doesn't have to be a plot armor, many kings like Alexander The Great, Jan III Sobieski foughts in front ranks in any battle and almost never get hurt

@@avrace2708 Not in fights where they were outnumbered and outgunned ten to one.

@@flakes1972 Well in WW2 in battle of Vizna Polish army had 700 soldiers and fought against German army with 40k soldiers, even with tanks, planes, heavy altillery. Poland losed, but they fought for 3 DAYS, and Germany lost much more soldiers. For me this battle was much more impresive than battle in Hobbit yet still it was real life

I fucking love it

Yeah because they used real settings. Hobbit was just a big cgi fest

Because back then they use real people not CGI. Nowadays it took times to assemble lots of people and tons of peripheral. Not only times, money as well.

@@TheZombie2415 They didnt create the orcs with cgi but they damn sure enlarged the armies with it. So saying Lotr didnt use it isnt quite accurate.

@@TetsuoNL true but the main cast and some fight aren't fully CGI which makes it not unreal. That's why people called things like Avengers/Hobbit/Ready player one a CGI galore because the fight itself is fully done in CGI.

Because the orcs were real. No duh

He was chewing 5-gum man, it really stimulated his senses

That's how stubborn & hard-headed dwarves are.

In the books it was stated that dain has the headbutt of a ram so I'm not surprised he did more damage to the orcs than himself

Also known as a Glasgow Heider 👍

more like ironhead than ironfoot

WAS 😅

When?

A bunch of orcs were piling on Thranduil at 0:04 and Dain bashes them away with his hammer haha

Nooo que va, thranduil no necesita que nadie lo salve, de seguro ese enano malvado trataba de golpear a mi hermosisimo rey.

​@@ClaudiaPerezquinterodelusional aren't ya

Cry about

Damn right. Them head butts could tranquilize a horse

It is true, I thought about this as well

so laughable

If that's what his head can do then I don't even wanna know the power of his namesake. He's just using 0.00000000000000000001 % of his power.

IKR HE HAS BETTER HEAD THAN ORCS HELMETS

Hey man how've you been? I've been okay my friend, what of you? I"ve donked 400 orcs this battle, I'm enjoying myself. I'll go get the kettle going.

@@thegregitto oh nice I was drinking some coffee while watching this

The actor's Glasgowness has rubbed off onto the character, causing him to execute a perfect Glasgow Heider 👍

And Bomber using his belly to knock out some orcs 😂

Tanjiro the Flamin Headbutt

Tbf, I don't even think Peter Jackson was proud of this movie. Heard he was brought in very late into the thing, and he had been writing scripts like a day before shooting or something. I may be wrong.

But wereworms, giant trolls with prosthetic maces, Dwarves, Woodland Elves, giant trained bats, a grey Wizard, Hobbits, an enormous solid gold bell the size of a 4 story building and a hoarde of gold larger than all the gold in existence... All seems legit though.. "Fantasy" as in "fantastic story".

@@dj11o9er9 You are. I mean.....what? This movie took 4 years to make. And "shooting"?........ What? %75 was "captured" digitally using blue screen and actors wearing onesies with contact visual points. Took more than 4 years to make this entire movie. The entire crew and actors were all flown all around the world to "shoot" real footage. Were you just being sarcastic? Taking the piss?

@@lilmike2710 Dude, physics still works the same. There's simply not enough dwarves to make it not look daft on film.

Those faithless woodland sprites went to the city with Gandalf.

@@thewrathofagod along with the pretty elven king

At 0:36 you see there’s ONE Elven left, almost all are going to the city but few stayed helping the Dwarves

Yeah I hate how the movie kinda forgot the battle in the valley. The movie just stopped following the battle there and we never really know what happened to the elven army too.

Well you know how it is, it's been scientifically proven to be impossible to be consistant when filming a movie. Also the CGI budget was bleeding buckets so....

Navajo no he is correct, it’s there

@@JeradoFPS Are you and that guy slow?

Vortex Vortex there is to describe a place such as the place they were coming out of. “Their” is used to possess as in “that’s not their house”

Wake the fuck samurai, we have a city to burn I didn’t see the horn part. But you are right he is supposed to use “their” for the horn and “there” for the place they are coming out of

Sorry guys for my broken English 😥 I'm not perfect

Bullshit😂

That's WB for you, always in a rush. They did the same thing with JL

@@mohammednurul9380 As much i hate WB, disney always do it worse

Actually, they took 1 year off just to organize and do preproduction to this last film, that's why it premiered 2015 and not 2014

Should have only been a single movie. The Hobbit was a child's story and had no business being 3 films.

What elves? There are no... Ohhhhhh....

The Book is what the DM planned for and the Movies is what happens when he didn’t realize just how much the Players wanted to fight so he really made them too powerful so they don’t TPK.

Of all the warlords loved by the gods, I hate him the most.

Yeah me too we are the same.

Yeah me too we are the same.

I feel sorry for you, but better read the books again than watching all this overstated CGI nonsense

I'm sorry... your father is great. Good memories living with you .

I'm sorry but remember he is in the shire smoking some good weed waiting for you to come one day and smoke together

Maybe he got crippled in battle but they managed to save him?

@@cooperchance7720 orcs don't know what the word "save" means

Torture for fun , maybe was used as sports just like the skinchangers

Reminds me of dragonshard and how they ripped the eye sockets of beholders to control them.

I was thinking about that watching it but then realized that cutting the legs off and replacing them with those metal things makes the troll harder to take them for infantry units since there are no anckles to cut

Well, it's not change the battle's tide. Majority of dwarfs were still overwhelmed. the arrival of eagles are the one that change the tide of the battle

power of bad writing, even in the books when Thorin and co. appear the battle still is slowly becoming a defeat for the dwarves,elves and humans until the Eagles and Beorn break havoc and kill the orcs leader Bolg

How not?

Because they're *m a i n c h a r a c t e r s.*

The army with great morals fights much better than army without.

Don't forget, they are legendary drinkers, thanks to their durability!

Dwarves are exceptionally durable alright. Unless on cross-country

that low-key badassery is only for these pathetic movies which look like a trailer for a second-rate vidya game. the only thing that holds true is their durability. they were intentionally made so kewl bc the studio demanded to "entertain audiences" first and foremost.

This is all plausible though. They evolved to live underground in much tougher physical conditioned and lead lives that get their hands much more dirty. (Figuratively speaking ofc, not necessarily literally getting their hands dirty.

@@helekin2000 but they're very dangerous short sprints lol (or was that how the line went..?)