King Charles’ Portrait is Bloody Frightening, Innit

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Ай бұрын

Taylor Tomlinson invites Jess McKenna, Colton Dunn, and Ana Gasteyer into the group chat! They talk about an influencer faking a pregnancy as a joke, Chuck E. Cheese retiring their legendary animatronic band, and King Charles’ frightening new portrait.
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@jasonflay8818 Ай бұрын

Slowly, slowly Dropout members are making their way on here... Im here for it

@annalisasteinnes Ай бұрын

Can you imagine Brennan on here? He would take over the whole goddam show.

@justinbuergi9867 Ай бұрын

@@annalisasteinnesBrennan s doing a dimension 20 in Madison square garden. He could definitely get on Stephen Colbert for that. That man loves D&D

@GraemeGunn Ай бұрын

@@annalisasteinnes probably not though

@joyfulgirl40018 Ай бұрын

Who else from Dropout has been on????

@keyarrma 28 күн бұрын

@@justinbuergi9867after midnight records in LA actually 😭😭

@VERYEXCITED Ай бұрын

Such a delight to see Jess McKenna. She is insanely talented.

@adamj8099 Ай бұрын

Anyone who has appeared on dropout basically.

@bretth342 Ай бұрын

@@adamj8099put Grant on the show

@filippejic8864 Ай бұрын

Became fan of Jess from her Comedy Bang Bang work

@jefferybushnik3057 Ай бұрын

@@bretth342they're already After Midnight. They'd have to put him on After Midnight On A Holiday Weekend During A Power Outage. 😂

@Esmio06 19 күн бұрын

@@adamj8099 i want to see them do Grant O'Brien, Keith Habersberger, and Ross Bryant on the show together. Please please make this happen

@magdalenadrysdale4582 Ай бұрын

The story of the doll had me dying!! Whoever sent it is an evil genius lol

@TheRaamittv Ай бұрын

May be you were dying because it was haunted.

@DemocratSocialistRob Ай бұрын

Maybe the producers sent it to just get more clout and people to subscribe to their Patreon?

@JimC Ай бұрын

Even if it's totally a bit (including the part about her brother sending it), it's still hilarious!

@DemocratSocialistRob Ай бұрын

@@JimC oh I agree, just tying it all together in a nice knot. It also feels like something the producers would totally miss and a fan would absolutely do.

@laurieowens8510 Ай бұрын

Lmfao

@nomadine85 Ай бұрын

Ohh that was such a good line! “This is how the monarchy views themselves, obviously a lot of blood but no blood on their hands” it made go oohhh mic drop

@wolfofsummerbreeze Ай бұрын

The imperialism gore of the picture makes you wonder why they comissioned it.

@annalisasteinnes Ай бұрын

Yeah, that's like Daily Show level social commentary.

@Squant Ай бұрын

Most Brits are pretty forthcoming about their country's history, so I doubt they'd even consider that a burn. They'd probably just reply with "yes...?".

@markjohn4203 Ай бұрын

Sips Tea in British 🇬🇧❤

@alin-mihai Ай бұрын

Love that Dropout representation

@juliagray9219 Ай бұрын

Game changer trained her well for that speedy speedy buzzer press

@longhorsestudios Ай бұрын

Would be nice if Jess could actually represent Dropout's values instead of joyously jumping in with Taylor and her dipshit writing team to attack another female comedian that they didn't bother to research on in the slightest.

@suNn.K.O Ай бұрын

The Make Some Noise competitor counter ticks up once more.

@copernicofelinis Ай бұрын

Charles on the phone with the artist: "We expect our painting to be like---" A wasp buzz around him "---BLOODY HELL!!!" The line drops.

@tedweird Ай бұрын

her voice breaking when talking about the doll was priceless

@DutchWimo Ай бұрын

"And apparently this doll and the other doll are brothers. I f****** can't. So tonight I am generously gifting this doll to the winner, and lucky you this one talks but only you can hear it!" 🤣

@JimC Ай бұрын

"but only you can hear it!" The whole bit is funny, but that's the topper!

@pierfrancescocosta6336 Ай бұрын

@@JimCAnd Taylor sold it even more with that facial expression... She looked genuinely horrified! 😅

@chovue2363 Ай бұрын

ill never forget colton dunns quote from superstore, " i only do the bare minimum, but ill never do anything less!" 😂

@threepiecefishandchips Ай бұрын

Garrett & Dina were absolutely the best parts of Superstore, I will not be taking questions at this time

@dark_neverland Ай бұрын

Love every time Jess is on Dropout so I know she's gonna be great on here..

@beerwalrus2668 Ай бұрын

Dropouts own jess McKenna. Spectacular to see her doing more and more.

@pantitapalittapongarnpim1581 Ай бұрын

Love that the doll is becoming a running joke now. 😂 The story had me dying.

@bleepiestofbloops Ай бұрын

I can't wait to see where this haunted doll lore goes over the months and years.

@blairbrown4812 Ай бұрын

10:02 "This is an accurate representation of how the monarchy 👑views themselves:obviously covered in blood, yet somehow no blood on their hands." If @fter Midnight is canceled tomorrow and forgotten by the vast majority of the viewing public, it should have to be remembered for that memorable Taylor Tomlinson line alone.

@jenniferziegenfuss3719 Ай бұрын

Well Charles DID say years ago that he wanted to be Camilla's tampon....so he finally got his tampon cosplay wish.

@user-rt4zb8xp8b Ай бұрын

"Paint me like one of your dead girls, jack [the ripper]."

@kate_6436 Ай бұрын

"Obviously covered but somehow none on their hands" Oh my goodness whoever wrote that joke needs a raise

@casualpotato44 Ай бұрын

The fake pregnancy is so fucked up out of context. With context, it's still fucked up, but you'll know it's on brand. If you haven't seen them, Caroline has a top tier musical comedy stuff, they're edgy and shitpost level, but they're damn good. Lol

@krzysztofwrona2426 Ай бұрын

Jess! I love her! She's the dean of the school!

@eyeyayayay Ай бұрын

She wants us all to be cool

@aliciakwong1149 Ай бұрын

Is Ana wearing a shirt with bananas? Ana Banana!

@flow7er Ай бұрын

Taylor's joke delivery is always top notch

@patiencekillz Ай бұрын

everyone, do yourselves a favor and watch jess and zac’s improv musical about a mock trial. it’s fantastic.

@TomMarvan Ай бұрын

Intriguing. What is it called?

@patiencekillz Ай бұрын

@@TomMarvan if you type in offbook live, you should find it!

@johnmurphyfilm 29 күн бұрын

@@TomMarvanit’s Off Book Live, should be first result on KZfaq

@Desiremademanifest Ай бұрын

The moment I saw Colton, my brain went "waaaait... I recognize him... but where..." and then it clicked... "baby powder made from BABIES?!"

@justiceforcicero Ай бұрын

If Google Was a Guy 😂

@blindleader42 Ай бұрын

Now there's going to be a flood of haunted dolls, in Taylor's mail.

@gaelstrarai Ай бұрын

I'm here for it, lol.

@JSSFRK101 Ай бұрын

It's Jess from Dropout!

@Mx12b Ай бұрын

Seeing Colton Dunn up there doing an improve comedy game show and hes NOT insulting the host every minutes is weirding my brain out lol. Love Bootsman.

@cassandrakarpinski9416 Ай бұрын

The portrait reminds me of the french revolution. Disembodied monarchs head and a sea of red

@rachels.8051 Ай бұрын

Why do I feel it’s guaranteed she’ll receive a million more haunted dolls now?

@valap_ Ай бұрын

Plot twist, the dolls are mailing themselves to her.

@harbingersociety3286 Ай бұрын

I personally love that the doll keeps making a reappearence

@Ocker3 Ай бұрын

Ana's vibrating voice in that bit is next level!

@SadhviJenn Ай бұрын

So funny

@marianapimentel278 Ай бұрын

This one talks, but only you can hear it *tears*

@minmax9163 Ай бұрын

Did anyone else recognize Caroline Konstnar as the stripper magician?

@sarah.s.flanagan Ай бұрын

Yesss more Dropout Alums please!

@wirelesmike73 Ай бұрын

Most haunted dolls have more of a horror movie appearance. But, Taylor's haunted doll has a 'inappropriate, discount birthday party magician' vibe. You just know that whoever makes those things models them after himself, and he has a rap sheet that reads like a whole season of Kids in the Hall. Somehow, it's even creepier than Prince Charels' Vigo the Carpathian portrate.

@Tonyhouse1168 Ай бұрын

Oh shhh!! My man Colton is here from Conan’s boy band, Dudez-A-Plenti!!

@marksasahara1115 Күн бұрын

Return of the Haunted doll! YES! I hope thias bit never dies! This has become a legendary part of the show.

@almogdov Ай бұрын

Can't express my delight at seeing that doll lol

@ethanmckinney203 Ай бұрын

"OK, time to see if we smile. Roll the tape, Jack!" Cuts directly to a Ryan Reynolds Mint Mobile ad. Professionally perfect timing.

@denisefromdc1796 Ай бұрын

I can picture previous winners "forgetting" about the doll in their dressing rooms.

@davidpearson6916 Ай бұрын

I honestly thought Ana Gasteyer had taken the Death Becomes Her juice, changed her name to Kathryn Hahn, and everyone just went with it.

@rachels.8051 Ай бұрын

I get them confused all the time.

@bretth342 Ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure King Charles killed me in Elden Ring

@laughingaardvark3128 Ай бұрын

That portrait! You know when he dies it will become haunted and the amount of red in the painting will fluctuate depending on how many people have died a bloody death in the building that year.

@robertabugelis3962 Ай бұрын

Took me a second, but that Ana joke was a gram over my scale of knowledge.

@pirobot668beta Ай бұрын

A withered old man drowning in a sea of blood. They've captured the essence of the Royals!

@donsurlylyte Ай бұрын

he didnt kill anyone, previous monarchs, fair enough.

@SadhviJenn Ай бұрын

I love that this show lets ALL our favorite comedians perform for us again! :)

@piperdude82 Ай бұрын

Caroline Konstnar is an acquired taste.

@woops9076 Ай бұрын

I used to be a genuine fan… but THAT was too far.

@dianelaner5114 Ай бұрын

She's like Korean food. Either you love her or you hate her.

@trashcanbees2739 Ай бұрын

since this show started i've been hoping to see Jess McKenna on here 🙌

@tremkl Ай бұрын

No, Jess, we all know (and love) you from Welcome to Mountport! Heart❤🐟

@davidquintanilla3267 Ай бұрын

OMG CAROLINE KONSTNAR !!!!! SHE’S ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS !!!!!!!!

@joemontondo9113 Ай бұрын

HAUNTED DOLL IS BACK! Also I always enjoy seeing faces from Dropout here.

@ricecristi Ай бұрын

Ana is hilarious 😂😂😂😂

@user-rt4zb8xp8b Ай бұрын

looks like he said "Paint me like im in bloody carbonite..."

@prabha5821 16 күн бұрын

Taylor's outfit!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥😭😭😭

@hoover728 Ай бұрын

Taylor already has a Seth Meyers Mac Tonight thing going on.

@SerifSansSerif Ай бұрын

Yup.. That's Caroline, and if you haven't seen her other stuff, then it feels off and horrible but...

@mariarebeccapenafiel1163 Ай бұрын

I love your pants and shirt ensemble Taylor. Very telegenic. Wear more of these .

@AdrianColley Ай бұрын

It's so very showbiz!

@KerriGilpin Ай бұрын

More Dropout cast! Love Jess, hoped for some singing!

@brandonguthrie6511 Ай бұрын

Jess McKenna?! I'm in!

@olaftheblack2012 Ай бұрын

JESS! LOVE her so much!!!

@crypticat0 Ай бұрын

Caroline Konstnar mentioned

@dumbalek6001 21 күн бұрын

I was waiting for Dropout talent to star showing up, I'm so happy to see Jess here 💖

@sarahmccabe174 Ай бұрын

What an incredible trio!

@johnbowersox738 Ай бұрын

Nobody sent you another doll. It just took a while for it to make it's way back to you.

@tardis13able 29 күн бұрын

No, I'm the "sick fan" who sent Taylor the second doll. My wife and I thought sending another one would get a laugh.

@fernlovebond Ай бұрын

Hah! I love the recurring haunted doll prize!!

@a_d_a_m Ай бұрын

HELL YES THE DOLL RETURNS

@Countfoscolikesmice Ай бұрын

Jess!!!! 💖

@---l--- Ай бұрын

The doll is amazing

@pierfrancescocosta6336 Ай бұрын

I recognized that girl in the first clip from a comedy channel here on KZfaq, Best Friends Today! I ran into their videos every once in a while, and it's pretty much inspired by the Eric Andre Show, being centered around surreal comedy. Still, Taylor's right about this joke going too far, because it's virtually impossible not to wonder what on earth Caroline was thinking... 😅

@allistair61 27 күн бұрын

Oh crap, the doll is back! I see that doll in my nightmares! Okay, we need to get a priest to get that exercised

@TimpossibleOne Ай бұрын

No one want to mention how King Charles looks like he's an agent of Hell?

@juanperez-bs8yl Ай бұрын

The only outrageous about the Caroline's patreon thing are those crazy prices. other than that, i think that the whole pregnancy bit was really funny

@dianelaner5114 Ай бұрын

$7 that bad? For $300 she will support your kid.

@TheSocratease Ай бұрын

That doll!

@echoiceman Ай бұрын

OMG, Ana Gasteyer is next level…I mean, she was on SNL so that tracks

@landonewts 23 күн бұрын

Haunted doll, haunted royal portrait. There’s a theme.

@echoiceman Ай бұрын

Taylor’s look in this episode is perfect for her.

@Suryal Ай бұрын

When you get your black mirror episodes from tubi

@tardis13able Ай бұрын

Heads up, everyone. I'm the "sick fan" that sent in the doll to the show. We hoped they'd us it on the show and were tickled to see it.

@JewettMusic Ай бұрын

Caroline Konstnar is a troll, I wouldn't have believed her in the first place. Beautiful.

@longhorsestudios Ай бұрын

She literally made it painfully obvious that it was a joke my guy. The bit was to humiliate parasocial creeps that have been hounding her since she was a literal child. The fact that After Midnight clearly did zero research on her other than watching the single video of her going in on the bit and ending it with the punchline that it was for her Patreon only works if you are a fan of her comedy, but don't follow her personal life like a parasocial creep. You've never had to be a young woman dealing with the full force of the creeps on the internet. Taylor was in standup, she didn't grow up in the crucible of the internet. Jess didn't grow up in the crucible of internet exposure either. She was on a stage doing plays. Caroline didn't have that. All these creeps claiming they were "empathizing" with Caroline when she was doing a clear bit about being pregnant are bullshit, lying narcissists. There were breadcrumbs that it was a joke in every video she did and everything she was doing with Best Friends Today as well - including leaving a literal Amazon tab open center frame for a pregnancy belly in an episode. The only way you could've possibly missed this is if you were engaging with her being pregnant in a parasocial way instead of actually watching her content where it was crystal clear it was a bit, even down to her talking about how much she dislikes parasocial fans. You're not "empathzing" with a pregnant stranger on the internet whose comedy you half-watch. That's not a real emotion. You're engaging in 'performative empathy' that's really just about you publicly signaling to other people how empathetic and virtuous you are. This is ACTUAL virtue signaling and it is done by narcissists trying to get an ego boost, not people actually "empathizing" with a performer they don't even fucking know. They're empathizing with their interpretation of that performer. They're not engaging with the performer on the merit of their work and Caroline didn't want fans like that (which she made crystal clear). You can respect that boundary and actually show you truly empathize with her situation and just go "oh okay, I got this comedian wrong and they're not for me and my brain type" or you can get upset and slander/libel her without actually understanding what's going on because it embarrassed you. Anyone in the latter group isn't really worth giving the time of day to because they're just parasocial creeps anyway.

@raykowalchuk3812 21 күн бұрын

I seriously thought the portrait was somebody's parody of Vecna.

@davidquintanilla3267 Ай бұрын

Please Taylor, look up Caroline konstnar !!!! Hire her !!!

@mordicaiknode Ай бұрын

Taylor's top is fantastic!

@gaelstrarai Ай бұрын

OMG IT'S BACK!!! 😂🤣

@NewbiaLeogetti Ай бұрын

does anyone else appreciate that Ana is wearing a banANA shirt?

@JackOfClubsBlog Ай бұрын

The first thing I thought when I saw that painting was "Marat".

@pygmalion1963 Ай бұрын

I think its a fitting tribute to the monarchy dripping blood

@hhmking6852 Ай бұрын

Koolaid man was good 😊

@mirjamk2882 Ай бұрын

Jess! I know you from Dropout! 🎉 I love play it by ear :)

@lizziewayte456 Ай бұрын

I didn’t think I could love Colton Dunn any more!

@yomogami4561 13 күн бұрын

have you ever seen rod serling's 'night gallery' king charle's portrait would fit right in

@mildsoup8978 28 күн бұрын

Covered in blood, but none on their hands. 💀💀💀

@Tasarran Ай бұрын

Taylor, I am afraid you're going to be getting that doll from fans for the rest of your life...

@asterisk5054 Ай бұрын

JESS JESS JESS JESS !!!!!

@christoncaldwell Ай бұрын

To the painter I’m going for : “me. period. “

@dendroleon Ай бұрын

hell yeah, haunted doll!

@AdrianColley Ай бұрын

The doll joke is almost certainly played out now, but wow did it ever get a wonderful send-off!

@ClancyNacht Ай бұрын

Jess!

@nbuehster 21 күн бұрын

Taylor: "...but apparently, there's some sick "fan" out there who hates me, I guess?..." Me: *whistling innocently* What would be funny is if Marcella was on an episode where the prize was another doll, and she brought out hers, either in the beginning, when Taylor says the prize is the doll, or closer to the end. If Marcella won, she would say something about adding it to her collection. I don't know what would happen if she was eliminated, but something would cause her to bring it out.

@nunyabidness5375 Ай бұрын

The Patreon thing was part of Caroline's punchline, why does no one get it

@OLDMANDOM42.Dominic Ай бұрын

OMFG!!!! That is so crazy!! Another haunted doll !!!! Bwahahaha!! "Some sick fan!!!" LOL Colton Dune, yes made-up cowboy name, YEEEHAWWW!!! Sir.

@LookinGoodAnya Ай бұрын

It's not fair to tease me with a Jess McKenna (& Zach Reino) tour without telling me it's only 3 dates and they're in Vienna, London, and Dublin 😭 I know the whole world doesn't revolve around the USA but After Midnight is definitely more of a US show. Honestly I'm only so disappointed because of how much I love Jess McKenna lol