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Ani: "Yeah, can't relate to being short either." Brandon: *"Shut up, a goblin with both legs broken could dunk on you."*

I'm so glad Stryxo lets ani be in his videos! He's so kind!

I love stryxo so much. He’s so calm but chaotic at the same time

very fitting that brandon is in this video. very fitting.

That 5'7" guy dodged a fucking bullet

First half: Dudes who are down bad, Second half: Girls just being mean for some reason

"Have you never seen the greatest movie of all time, Shark Boy _vErSuS_ Lava Girl?" I don't know, Ani, have _you_ seen that movie?

Did they really not catch Ani saying Shark Boy _VS_ Lava Girl?!?!

God seeing that prom thing gave me flashbacks to my Prom where I wasnt interested in any gals in my classes and just had a plus 1 sitting around. Then my sister asked if she could go with me because she wanted to go to a prom in her freshman year. I said that was fine and so I went to my senior prom with my sister because I honestly didnt have anything else to do, and even funnier that I was running for Prom Queen just because the school said that the King and Queen could be any sex and I thought it would be funny to run. You have no idea how many girls I heard talking shit about me running too even though I had no chance of winning. Honestly was great.

I love how down bad guys are one of two extremes. Dudes who will just get walked over and are creepy about it, and dudes who talk to just the most ruthless people imaginable, there is no in-between

" A goblin with both legs broken could dunk on you. " Holy shit dude, you fucking killed her!

Convinced that Stryxo is a Voice Actor in the works.

Stryxo's voice is so soothingly satisfying to listen to lol

My fight or flight sense triggered at Ani’s tone right at the start and idk how to feel about the mental image of someone so tiny being mildly threatening

hey guys welcome to another kingani video we got wildspartanz and stryxo today we’re looking at dudes who are down bad

Hotels: alright, we’ll put a table and a chair in this hotel room so people on business trips can sit down get work done! Ani and the gang: it’s the cuck chair

I would definitely give Stryxo five stars for that amazing intro I don't know why Ani tried to take over his video but whatever.

“female uzi fan im a female uzi fan” is honestly a beat and idk how to feel about it

Ani: Bye Brandon! *leaves* Stryxo: Bye Brandon! *leaves* Brandon: Wait...what??? Reminds me of my highschool friend group after we all graduated :')

I'm really glad Stryxo is in videos, he's pure chaotic neutral energy lol

The thing about brendon vs brandon, they may be close but the a matters, because the a stands for alpha

My favorite Stryxo quote of the year: "[redacted]"

"I'm sick of being friends" hit like a shot directly to the side of the testicles. Not to take it out entirely, but to leave half of it there so that some of the nerves are intact and you feel the pain. Jesus Christ on a bike that hurts.

"I AM FUCKING MY BOYFRIEND LEAVE ME ALONE" -WildSpartanz 2021

"Beep beep beep. Oh my house is burning down." "good." LMAO

Stryxo definitely did theater classes, so good.

honestly "whats with the cuck chairs" - best out of context quote ever

Ani's sponsor voice is so soothing, if I heard it longer I might have fallen asleep

“Sorry this was part of a drinking game.” Yeah, that sucks. I’ve been a dare once. I know that feeling, man.

"you're like 3 feet" take all my height, I want to be short

Stryxo is so Chatoic Neutral and I vibe with it. I'd love to watch this man commentate something like a sport

hearing stryxo read of the things with pain made me almost cry.

As someone who hasn't had a chance to talk to anyone both through text or face to face for a year, I get the pain of some of these people

this vid is so much saddness that I'm forgetting about my current sadness and thinking about future sadness

I love how when stryxo is doing the intro, he’s got the unleashed project mod for generations in the bg lmaoo

The “I’m having sex with my BF” is a fucking power move

This gives me soothouse vibes. Definitely subbing! You lot seem fun!

5:40 this is upsettingly good acting lmao

This video has made me laugh multiple times in class that I literally have to pause it to contain myself, I love it Stryxo reading these are the best

i fucking love the ad, and how you hear her almost making herself laugh for no reason, so good

I know this is very late to say, but that discussion about those chairs in hotel rooms pointing towards the bed made me imagine two people just going at it while a random guy in a business suit sits there, staring at them with an emotionless face and slowly eating a bag of popcorn. …I don’t know WHY I thought about it that specifically, but I did! Now everyone who reads this has to suffer with me! (Unless they’re into that)

8:20 he escaped the friend zone... into the stranger zone

Ani: Have you not seen Shark boy versus lava girl? Me, watching: Versus?!

Bro that drinking game one would have me goin off on them. I’m not about that shit. I’m verbally ripping them a new one and blocking that number.

woah okay- my notifications actually alerting me on time? nice.

2:34 just wanna point out, none of these screenshots have this guy lying. First text said his date flaked(as in, not going anymore) and he still wanted to go. Second text saying that he was told she needed someone to go with doesn't negate the earlier text(maybe he just got there too late, or the whoever told him was lying, or maybe the girl just didn't want to hurt his feelings when she turned him down), nor does the "Haha that's okay!" It was ok because the boys were there to back him up!

5'1" short king. Small gang represent!

,,,,,,,,, where my 5'7 kings at

1:20 Eggman: Three years!! I have been ghosted for *THREE YEARS!!*

"Cuck chairs" had me have a fucking stroke i was laughing so hard

The end synced up with the music very nicely, that was epic

Stryxo: reads 2016 Also stryxo: 3 YEARS

11:48 I stayed in that hotel room, The couch folds out into a bed, and the tv is on a wall mount that you can angle

4:32 ok, seriously, there are some seriously messed up people who use drinking games to toy with random people. Like this chick that was friends with my boyfriend messaged him and asked "do you still love me?" And when he answered, "yes, but not in a romantically" (like just as a friend), she never responded which prompted the both of us to worry about her wellbeing. So a couple days later I messaged her to ask what was going on and she tried to blame me for being too stupid to understand a joke and then proceeded to diss my boyfriend and I and called him a cheater and disgusting and then her boyfriend messaged me. And her friend got involved too. Suffice to say, my boyfriend and her are not friends any more.

Once when I was in college, a random dude that knew one of my friends tried flirting with me. When I told him I was a junior, he told me he was a sophomore but it wasn't a problem because he "is great with older women." Homeboy and I were barely a year apart and he talked to me like a milf.

"Shark boy verses Lava girl" You have disrespected the entire Shark boy and Lava girl fanbase.

Videos like this makes me think about all the ways my love ones can hurt me, love the video 10/10

Other people make me nervous to ask people’s height before meeting them for the first time. I need to know if I can wear flats or need 6 inch heels so I don’t have to crane my fucking neck

the whole "haha" thing is exactly why i much rather use things like "LMFAO" or "ROFL PFAHAHAH" rather than just be like haha that was kinda funny because it just sounds sarcastic or not rly that real. like saying lol. i only say lol if i have no idea what else to say because in normal face to face conversation you have moments of silence where you just sit there for a few seconds trying to conjure up something else to say.

Me: "Hey." Her: "Hey." Me: "Sorry, not interested." Blocked

*Danny Devito could dunk on Ani*

I’m so glad I was finally able to see a video early!

No matter how bad things get, I'm just happy that I can keep from being THIS desperate 🤣

I personally think stryxo’s opening to the video was the best

Everyone in your videos is just so unironically insufferably but I love listening to every one of them.

Omggg Stryxo’s voice acting is sooo good

“I have an android” has to be the cruelest lie ever- the chats are blueeee

This ain't down bad, they're all getting destroyed

I used to be down bad but then I got this wonderful thing called a LIFE

the "im sick of being friends" fuckin..ow. can we not with the personal attacks..

When I see the hey messages all I can think of is that steven universe thing. "Constantly waiting, night after night. Is this how it works? Am I doing ot right?"

I can relate to the pain in his voice lol

why am I watching this. this is like my entire live from elementary to collage

Stryxo is from Bob’s Burgers Ani is from My Little Pony Brandon is from Family Guy

The sonic music for the intro really sold the bit

I just came across this channel recently and I can't determine if it was a gift or a curse finding out about it

Ani talking in the beginning like these types of videos aren't the easiest to do in the world😂

I just ordered pizza and there's a new Kingani video, its a blessed day

I always like an extra hotel room chair because I can eat food in it without getting food on the bed

I love Stryxo's monotone voice in the into... i want more

5:42 Stryxo sounds like he's in genuine pain.

I like how Stryxo lets Ani have her name in his channel

Plot twist: Stryxo isn't actually part of the video, he just edited himself over the other person, whoever that poor soul may be

Blessed day for Kingani has bestow upon us her videos

7:18 what’s even more fucked up is that if it were android, the texts would’ve been green

4:32 the worst part of that is you know that was probably their ex who the person on the left broke up with and the person on the right got their hopes up for a second and then they were stabbed in the heart again

11:45 I shit you not I have literally been in a hotel room exactly like that, same layout and everything

It sucks being a guy who is 5’4 sometimes.

Dudes who are down bad Me : twitch simps ?

That desk in front of the bed. I feel how bad that rooms Feng Shui is through the image

It's okay ani, I'm 4 foot 9. Short queens together :')

Stryxo is such a great person.

I stopped chasing women because they all rejected me. That’s why I became homiesexual. The homies won’t let you down 😩👌

What a beautiful story

Kinda want to check out that Sharkboy Vs. Lavagirl. Seems like a good enough sequel.

5'7 gang just remember link was 5'7 and took down a gigantic ugly darkness monster

dudes who are down bad: denji

Duke Cola: "Hey"

having a good time