KingCobraJFS - July 2022 Recap

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Күн бұрын

0:00 Intro
0:50 July 1st
3:13 July 2nd
4:23 July 3rd
4:39 July 4th
8:03 July 5th
11:57 July 7th
13:35 July 8th
22:25 July 9th
28:04 July 11th
48:49 July 12th
56:22 July 13th
1:18:44 July 14th
1:23:58 July 15th
1:31:05 July 16th
1:40:55 July 19th
1:48:21 July 21st
1:51:18 July 22nd
1:52:15 July 24th
2:01:58 July 25th
2:02:46 July 27th
2:05:23 July 29th
2:12:30 July 30th
2:26:27 July 31st
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@AwfulWaffle8474 Жыл бұрын

being a "best customer" at a liquor store isn't something to brag about Josh.

@creepybasil Жыл бұрын

Spoken like someone who doesn't have any liquor of his own to drink, troll

@DioBrandoWRYYYYYY Жыл бұрын

And being turned away by the staff because even they think he's drinking too much is a really big red flag to a non-regarded mind

@nachofriend9087 Жыл бұрын

Not an alcoholic doood

@carlisle6831 Жыл бұрын

@@DioBrandoWRYYYYYY it’s the stupid trolles fault you idiot. They’re so jealous of Josh’s life and it’s really sad and pathetic to be honest

@JahBreed Жыл бұрын

What are you the best at, Troll? Obsessing over Jord? Pffft.

@MagnaRyuuDesigns Жыл бұрын

Gotta love how he immediately gets shit faced after getting home from the reunion

@adamterry1476 Жыл бұрын

I’d probably want to drink away the memories of that reunion too. A family full of trolls.

@doctabaldhead Жыл бұрын

He had to drink his regrets away after blowing it with the of-age, alive, cisgendered, human, only slightly related third cousin of his dreams.

@Rreeeee Жыл бұрын

Probably have to drink away the shame of being a disappointment to his grandparents and socially ostracized from other family members his age bc hes stinky and doesnt contribute to society.

@skunkdoctor Жыл бұрын

It is what it is toobs, that’s the thing of it

@JoyDavidson Жыл бұрын

Hey now. He only drank 4 drinks a day at tge reunion just so they wouldn't think he was an alcoholic

@heidi348 Жыл бұрын

Love the close-up of teeth looking like dirty tombstones

@XrpAndy 7 ай бұрын

Goth af …. Yesthhhhh toobz

@stanlee2200 21 күн бұрын

do you feel better? never met a heidi who didnt take it in the bum.....no cap, literally. youre not worth it.

@johnnypatterson7512 Жыл бұрын

Cobes' definition of worshipping Satan is just replace the word God we all use daily with Satan.

@BigAndy_31 Жыл бұрын

My favorite part was watching him cut the steak with the kife upside-down TWU

@FUNKY_BUTTLOVIN Жыл бұрын

Hey guys I'm making my family buy me alcohol while I'm here at the family reunion, and Im only making them buy me 4 drinks a day, so they'll know I'm not an alcoholic. Because if I didn't have those four drinks a day, and I went into DTs, then they'd REALLY know I'm an alcoholic! It is what it is, toobz. The trolls are so, so sad!

@juliangonzalez7942 Жыл бұрын

Not to mention drinking alone by himself in a field, without his family!! That's how they KNOW he isn't an alcoholic.

@nickyblue4866 Жыл бұрын

He dont wanna play some games!

@korneliusparker536 Жыл бұрын

His “four drinks” were only what the family saw. Guaranteee the boglim was sneaking beers and drinks to get hammered undercover

@bigwendigo2253 Жыл бұрын

Today I learned cocaine comes from the cocoa plant, the same plant chocolate comes from

@RamoArt Жыл бұрын

Oooooh that's why I can't stop eating chocolate once I've started! Now it all makes sense

@agent_of_cthulhu 9 ай бұрын

I love how we live at a time where you can easily look up anything on the browser on your cellphone, but Josh still can't be fucked to bother and assumes everything he's ever heard is true. He is the definition of a rube.

@RiverboatPirate 4 ай бұрын

Chocolate is a drug... This is news to you? 😅

@Gleamstation333 Жыл бұрын

Genuinely was impressed at 5:20, I think that’s the closest he’s ever gotten to nailing it after all the attempts I’ve heard from him. Nice job, Josh!

@bonkobonko6707 Жыл бұрын

He’s learned a lot since that one live stream...

@quintafox7582 6 ай бұрын

Now if only he had proper rhythm I would have actually been surprised

@KeenKong52 Жыл бұрын

Lenin has 6.66k subs... That's fricken goth as hell

@carlisle6831 Жыл бұрын

I was just starting to get over his passing and you post this doot

@ZhuDaoLong Жыл бұрын

Don't be sad Cobro, our dark lord is RIPpin ass with Satin now, drowning in of-age, nonrelated, cis-gendered, consenting, human pussy

@judgecat9284 Жыл бұрын

The poor bastard didn't even get his mansion before he died too!!!

@T3t4nu5 Жыл бұрын

We're all hurting, man

@Frenchy_47 Жыл бұрын

@@judgecat9284 ring the bells at the clock tower tonight

@SoberCatboy Жыл бұрын

Whats a doot?

@Blink-184 Жыл бұрын

55:43 when he's cutting the steak with the knife upside down hurts my smooth brain

@ToobzuzerTWU 3 ай бұрын

Holy shit he fuckin really is😢

@privateuser7 Жыл бұрын

Goes to the Saunders family function, ignores everyone, gets wasted, and screams into his phone about mass shootings

@Davidpostingshid 3 ай бұрын

TWU

@MagnaRyuuDesigns Жыл бұрын

I honestly believe he stole that glass from his relative's house.

@Day-ZDuke Жыл бұрын

They took one look at his mouth and knew they would either let him have the glass, or smash and burn it once he left

@Nexy9 Жыл бұрын

"I only had four" - Not An Alcoholic

@magicphred Жыл бұрын

How many ounces were each of them...LOL No doubt - even saying he was TRYING not to look like a total boozer to his family... Josh's lack of self awareness is his super power

@Nexy9 Жыл бұрын

@@magicphred having four of anything, even four out of six light beers would still be enough for the average person... I don't understand how doesn't see how embarrassing he is...

@voxschair Жыл бұрын

@@magicphred only had 4 (pitchers, 1/4 of Monster in each one)

@ChannelHandle143 Жыл бұрын

Four beers to start with immediately at 5:01pm, after a long day of doing his very best.

@wasterdnb 3 ай бұрын

I can easily drink 4 pint cans in an eve after a long day at work @@Nexy9

@damienparks3549 Жыл бұрын

When cobes was making that marinade for his steak, he used something called Captain Rodney's. Well I looked it up and its sold at Walmart for almost $50! This drunk goober spent $48 on a glaze!

@brotherardash1960 Жыл бұрын

Our severely regarded dearly departed disco boytoy will never be able to rawbog his 3rd cousin now. SkyGawwwd is so cruel, dooodz #EternalDrySpell

@altarwall Жыл бұрын

hey now maybe there's some sweet of-age, consenting, cisgendered non-related, formerly alive hunnies wherever he ended up

@jenniferthompson8888 11 ай бұрын

😅 not raw-bog...

@CC-oi9mc Жыл бұрын

Doing the best he can every day

@HiredGunGames Жыл бұрын

Usually the one guy who’s the “decent guy” isn’t the Decent guy cobra. Decent men don’t have to pretend and convince people they are decent. The just have to show people they are.

@itsagrayday Жыл бұрын

Thanks for making my 9-5 due-able

@chickentoot4102 Жыл бұрын

dew-able*

@Julian-4 Жыл бұрын

@@chickentoot4102 that ta*d face on your profile is priceless.

@GATORAID1993 Жыл бұрын

I don’t know any other person on earth that moves their lips when talking as much as Cobes.

@tweezerjam Жыл бұрын

Cept when his hand is up shons butt

@winterkingbeats4183 Жыл бұрын

"I'm one of this liquor stores best customers"

@antonydrossos5719 Жыл бұрын

Anyone waking up from "Body positivity" & realizing they need to lose weight, just sit through this video. If Cobes' cooking doesn't kill your appetite, nothing will

@illygotbeats Жыл бұрын

"your in for a treat little girl" I like how he said it then corrected himself 😂😂

@dann6065 10 ай бұрын

Omfg what’s the time stamp haha

@TheRealB40 8 ай бұрын

“You’re not big enough to tell me no” 😬

@illygotbeats 8 ай бұрын

@@TheRealB40 😅😅

@wu-han_of_chiraq Жыл бұрын

he really eats that hotdog like a snake no chewing and swallows it whole

@Reagans_JellyBeans Жыл бұрын

You can tell when he was at that family reunion his dad made him shower. Def lookin less greasy.

@Halliskyes 6 ай бұрын

😂

@rocketbilly Жыл бұрын

The tophat makes him look like a mr potato-head Abe Lincoln

@azzav2537 Жыл бұрын

I’m sure the sniper stopped when josh said “stop that” 🔫 🛑

@9Cans Жыл бұрын

He was just doing the best he could every day 😢

@ghostshellz752 Жыл бұрын

RIP to Casper’s TOP Boglim! 😢

@realFlanch Жыл бұрын

And to think...some of u believe hes really dead.

@ghostshellz752 Жыл бұрын

@@realFlanch this is true! Imagine that! Who knew some of josh’s “fans” were.....Sloooow!

@ghostshellz752 Жыл бұрын

@jack innes smh this Is obvious! They did the same thing to Cyraxx! 😝

@MagnaRyuuDesigns Жыл бұрын

So Deathbed Tapes didn't want to have to deal with more then 90 minutes of Josh's lame ass comedy, didn't let him know there is 120 minute cassette tapes

@RayleneSteves Жыл бұрын

120 min tapes typically break in many cassette decks, or the last 30 min of each side doesn’t play. Not saying Deatthbed wasn’t being manipulative, but these are facts

@comepoopatmyhouse Жыл бұрын

Praise Lenins magic

@PYRO-ON 10 ай бұрын

Darwin’s law will not let e-begging welfare piggies 🐷 like cobra & Todd Weiss reproduce

@TheBackroomCollective Жыл бұрын

I've never seen a man take a hotdog down the throat with such determination!

@rippsteakface Жыл бұрын

TWU

@comepoopatmyhouse Жыл бұрын

Lmao this guy

@hollykost155 Жыл бұрын

A MOTHERFUCKING GOD DAMN DEDICATED LEGEND...I LOVE YOU, WE LOVE YOU RIPP.

@swampy6460 Жыл бұрын

I was just gonna say the same thing and I saw this .... TWU

@iusedtogiveafuck Жыл бұрын

He lived his best life. All we can do now is honor his memory. RIP TWU

@hoobaguy4311 Жыл бұрын

He's still posting videos.

@RustinRoark 9 ай бұрын

The Star Spangled Banner was way better than I thought it would be...sans the nonsense "shredding" at the end, i'll give him that

@skunkdoctor Жыл бұрын

Bruh him wearing a top hat while talking about how it’s best to wait patiently and observe human behavior is just *chef’s kiss regarded artist

@-UseSoap_ 4 ай бұрын

2:20:45 "So believe me, I wasn't self-defecating." Lol, you've "self-defecated" many times, Josh. Trust and believe that, doodt.

@matthewhopkins666 Жыл бұрын

RIP Jord & the bacon weave.

@JohnSmith-tr9us Жыл бұрын

That is a STRONG opener my dood, good shit.

@citrusdildo Жыл бұрын

we praise thee lord lemon line for this bountiful harvest

@dustfart466 Жыл бұрын

'Awesome sauce '. Another great phrase. Sad he doesn't say it anymore.

@5milemacc737 Жыл бұрын

I love he'll go on a rant about himself and then randomly insert that his trolls are the most pathetic assholes lmaoo, also when he randomly inserts something about sickos while talking about himself. Truly bizarre behavior TWU.

@trbrmc1348 Жыл бұрын

And people are gonna be like, and I’m gonna be like… you don’t even know

@Day-ZDuke Жыл бұрын

“....oh, hey...”

@daftfeel6894 Жыл бұрын

Let's remember our dear boglim not for his outbursts and regard behaviour, but for his talks about gender relayshuns 😔🙏

@6figureceleryjfs378 Жыл бұрын

BRO he just used Tostitos salsa as marinade. 😂😂😂

@the.shotgun.approach Жыл бұрын

omg this was gold. Thx Lenin!

@dfazen89 Жыл бұрын

His star spangled banner wasn't half bad actually lol

@Pphead1234 Жыл бұрын

He absolutely lived one of the lives ever. TWU RIP

@teflonmongoose4973 Жыл бұрын

Love the Hiccuping Cobra persona.

@HelperCrowMusicTV Жыл бұрын

His phone angles at the beginning are unforgivingly horrifying 😆 ty for this Lime! 🙏🏻🐍🙏🏻

@NASkeywest Жыл бұрын

30:22 from this point to about 20 seconds later is the universe lining up perfectly so we can have a laugh.

@damotheman4196 Жыл бұрын

"I'm attracting that statement"

@Ruestar1 Жыл бұрын

This must be so strange to watch the other way. Take away the laptop and he's just a regard, alone, talking to no one about nothing. And drinking to oblivion on a regular basis. What a life!

@Davidpostingshid 3 ай бұрын

TWU

@HiDigity Жыл бұрын

55:39 he cuts with the knife upside down...TWU

@steinohfive Жыл бұрын

July 11th was a very rough day for Cobes

@RefineIrony Жыл бұрын

HEY, FELLAS ! ! ! While staring down the fairer gender, don't forget to blink now and then. The consensus among expert creeps is that it's a pesky interruption, but it's just good form to be courteous in your occular pestering.

@sofuzzywuzzy Жыл бұрын

Rip to the great dood King Cobra

@sofuzzywuzzy Жыл бұрын

@@sammie2008 He's dead twu

@TheEnderBand Жыл бұрын

Boglim drug rehabilitation counciling is definitely a cobbler with holes in his shoes

@jimtreebob2096 Жыл бұрын

“I hate mass shootings more than I hate mongooses and Jesus Christ” - Josh “King Cobra” Saunders (Sexy Gothic Bad Boy)

@voxschair Жыл бұрын

Its a shame he died so young. I wonder what the cause of death will be? He was always pretty healthy and hygienic. Just sad. RIP in peace.

@a1uptactics358 Жыл бұрын

Babe wake up Lenin Lime uploaded!

@monkeyisland819 Жыл бұрын

What Cobra just said is articulate, it is intelligent, and it is logical!

@winterkingbeats4183 Жыл бұрын

That he still smack talks places after being banned from literally multiple different places for that exact behavior will never not be funny. "I'm just telling it like it is"

@athulfgeirsson Жыл бұрын

I'm over mass shootings. Stop it. #AShotForTheVictims

@0hopscotch0 Жыл бұрын

For each victim most likely

@homophobicyoda 7 ай бұрын

Can we stop with the FREAKING mass shootings??

@platty9237 Жыл бұрын

I like how he’s arguing with his hypothetical stereotype.

@bigal2731 9 ай бұрын

22:40 I love how he emphasises that he's only having ONE beer, and there he is holding this comeidically oversized 2 litre(?) bottle of Bud Light TWU

@cwookdev 7 ай бұрын

Only 1 beer until 5pm

@JamesTheAxeThrower Жыл бұрын

Omg he cleaned the dust off his TV stand!

@iusedtogiveafuck Жыл бұрын

Oh baby his teeth are looking good

@athulfgeirsson Жыл бұрын

can't wait for the saga to really kick in.

@ashleyking1146 Жыл бұрын

Honestly, I’d much rather hear Josh talk about how much Warlord annoys him then the same gender relations, trolls, chimos, and sickos.

@aswtx75 Жыл бұрын

That rendition of the star spangled banner wasn’t half bad compared to his normal playing. He just cannot slow down and let a note breath. He’d sound twice as good if he’d slow the hell down. Twu

@anthonyspeers2047 3 ай бұрын

I’m surprised he hasn’t dipped Doritos into country crock as chips and dip. That’s his two main ingredients.

@jenkhemhuffersanonymous3990 Жыл бұрын

Lmao getting hiccups regularly is a sign of liver failure amongst the many other signs he has

@mn-lw5qv Жыл бұрын

“Satans gift to women” sounds about right actually 😂 amazing

@Youreamess Жыл бұрын

I have a job... it's called KZfaq. Don't you have to monetized for it to be considered a job? EBegging doesn't count.

@BennedDover Жыл бұрын

That boy ain’t right

@grungeisdead8998 Жыл бұрын

He actually did a good job on star spangled banner... wow

@XrpAndy 7 ай бұрын

For a regarded goth wizard… it’s not bad

@DioBrandoWRYYYYYY Жыл бұрын

So does Museum Privilege also have a touch of the 'tism or does he talk like that to try to make Cobra more comfortable?

@LeninLime Жыл бұрын

Museum is sly and an overall unique individual, who I have no idea what to make of.

@andrewbmore1310 Жыл бұрын

Poor fella is SO SURE he's gonna win the PowerBall lottery every time he buys a ticket, im sure he loses the ticket before the numbers are even drawn. TWU!

@awbr1991 Жыл бұрын

Does anyone have the stream where he held his poop for an hour? Can't find it anywhere but it's hilarious

@krampus9361 Жыл бұрын

rest in peace JFs

@FisherTPS Жыл бұрын

rip stinky boglim

@spencermcbride3881 7 ай бұрын

Damn, that "star spangled banner" wasn't completely awful. Only took him like 20 years to get to that point, that's progress

@muskytribe7911 Жыл бұрын

Him eating vegetables makes me crack the fuck up 🤣🤣

@ksquaredful Жыл бұрын

Damn, right out the gates faster than a horse race. This video feels like a rough boxing match. Fucking brutal lol.

@mn-lw5qv Жыл бұрын

Yes, life is hard as a wild west warlock

@mannyichi Жыл бұрын

Our tax dollars hard at work

@high3rthannasa979 Жыл бұрын

@43:19 Controlling regard rage coming in nicely, Toobz. 🤥👌 Lmfao!

@WayofORO Жыл бұрын

I think the weave came undone

@librarising0 Жыл бұрын

So July was the last time he drank water, got it.

@donnaalexander1954 Жыл бұрын

😢 What a loving tribute to our fallen king 👑 RIP Joshua Faye Saunders

@SweetGypsyRose Жыл бұрын

55:33 y'all ain't seen the knife 🔪That steak looked like my grandad's gallbladder 😂✌️

@winterkingbeats4183 Жыл бұрын

"a little bit of simping goes a long way"

@MikeGameOver 6 ай бұрын

Cutting steak with an upside down knife……AGAIN!😂

@humanpart2 21 күн бұрын

"that's sorta the catch 21 of it"

@slimeprivilege Жыл бұрын

i just wish Cobra would try brushing his teeth 😩

@LeninLime Жыл бұрын

Teeth are a want not a need.

@Kropothead Жыл бұрын

Homie needs to try the damn Colgate challenge.

@jasondatura9243 Жыл бұрын

I ❤️ you and ur comment 😆

@RemoWilliams1227 Жыл бұрын

@@Kropothead fr, he's under constant assault from the cavity creeps

@magicphred Жыл бұрын

Have you ever seen The Oddity Archive channel on YT? There's a drunk cowboy in their intro video - spitting image of ol' Cobes

@LeninLime Жыл бұрын

I've probably watched that channel for about 5 plus years. Though I don't follow him closely currently. That cowboy clip is from an extremely bad movie, so bad it's good. I forget the name

@magicphred Жыл бұрын

That's how I imagine Josh after he's just four beers in.. Be sure to support the Lukraine and Sarin Ghetto Cheese. Add in plenty of that Rust County Pate.