Kingsman | The Secret Crack
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6 жыл бұрын"And thank you for such a.... Happy Meal."
• Watch in HD + headphones for a maximum of fun !
• First time making a crack video, I blame my love for Colin Firth and his suits for the creation of this monster. I had way too much fun while making this, especially while making the Hartwin moments ! ♥ It's not perfect my editing skills are a bit rusty, but I hope you'll enjoy this video :D
►Information:
• FANDOM: Kingsman: The Secret Circle
• SONGS: There are too many, but you can ask me in the comments !
• SOFTWARE : Sony Vegas Pro 13
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@jackandmiller3474 6 жыл бұрын
Manners maketh meme.
@Panzer_Runner 5 жыл бұрын
Meme maketh man
@kaz3824 5 жыл бұрын
@@Panzer_Runner maketh meme man😂
@zahrah8512 4 жыл бұрын
Jack And Miller 610th Like Cause this is hilarious as hell
@kevin8712 4 жыл бұрын
@@kaz3824 Man maketh meme.
@finleyprice7939 4 жыл бұрын
Manners maketh meth meme man
@tannakota1846 6 жыл бұрын
"OH NO HE'S HOOOOOOOT!" I'm. freaking. Dead.
@GlassesComplex 6 жыл бұрын
I'm glad it made you laugh :D Thank you for your comment !
@sabrinamehl 4 жыл бұрын
TannaKota LMAOOO I WAS WAITING FOR IT
@kevin8712 4 жыл бұрын
@@GlassesComplex Me: 2:47
@dwaynetrace3909 2 жыл бұрын
I realize Im kind of off topic but do anybody know a good place to stream new movies online ?
@itsyaboiroman3345 6 жыл бұрын
“Mark me down as scared AND horny” me too Eggsy me too
@GlassesComplex 6 жыл бұрын
I think we were all Eggsy after seeing that fight ! Who knew Colin Firth could fight like that ? (* A * )
@rt20089 2 жыл бұрын
@@GlassesComplex he's Colin firth He can do anything.Hehe.Hes perfect
@pyroquill1989 6 жыл бұрын
Eggsey: oh mark me down as scared AND horney LMFAO
@GlassesComplex 6 жыл бұрын
I mean, the look on his face was pretty self-explainatory ! He must have had the weirdest boner of his life XD
@pyroquill1989 6 жыл бұрын
GlassesComplex lol yasssss so true
@lunaathaya2177 5 жыл бұрын
Time?
@eiwaa4837 4 жыл бұрын
E G G S E Y
@lessamazingeli3276 4 жыл бұрын
@@lunaathaya2177 1:12
@kennywilliams3035 6 жыл бұрын
Me: hey i wonder what this video is Me:-accidentally falls into a new fandom- well shit. Guess im stuck now
@GlassesComplex 6 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the familly ! I'm glad you joined because of my silly video ! The Kingsman fandom is such a great fandom
@justinmelecio8610 6 жыл бұрын
2:18 *thinks of Kingsman 2* *cries* 😭😭😭😭
@GlassesComplex 6 жыл бұрын
Yes, I was a bit teary myself when I made this :'< I might never recover from his death... Rest in peace, you beautiful good boy.
@nomipie5057 4 жыл бұрын
I cried, I wish I could've fly magically and glitch through my screen and save the pug, roxy, and many more.
@justinmelecio8610 6 жыл бұрын
As Merlin said: F**KING SPECTACULAR
@GlassesComplex 6 жыл бұрын
Oh my >///< Thank you so much !!! You made my day !! (Also quoting our favourite tech wizard, that got my heart burst with mixed happiness and grief
@RegionalForest 3 жыл бұрын
Clikkie hello yes
@yukitori1563 6 жыл бұрын
4:15 "One does not use fitting room 2, when one is popping one's cherry." WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT HAR-
@GlassesComplex 6 жыл бұрын
The tailor knooooooows ! The look on his face means everything ! He knows that Harry means this in every single possible way. And it was at this exact moment that Hartwin became canon to the fans !
@Alexis-to1eh 6 жыл бұрын
Yuki Tori15 HE BE POPPIN' EGGSYS CHERRY LOL
@eiwaa4837 5 жыл бұрын
The biggest "HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
@joycelynong2534 5 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry Lancelot but "I'm not half the man I used to be" really got me HAHAHHAHAHA
@SomeOne-lo9bt 6 жыл бұрын
Even though he's on the older side, HARRY IS HOT OKAY?
@-neptunestar 3 жыл бұрын
aND THAT IS OKAY CAUSE WE ALL FEEL THAT WAY
@speedytrelawny9123 5 жыл бұрын
Eggsy: its so beautiful out here Harry: yea i know its just me you and the moon Moon *merlin*: HEY! U TWO SHOULD KISS!!! merlin is such a shipper
@louielle13 6 жыл бұрын
*OMFG* I LOVE THIS VIDEO I LOVE TARON I LOVE COLIN I LOVE KINGSMAN
@GlassesComplex 6 жыл бұрын
Awww thank you so much !!
@walkman7224 4 жыл бұрын
But do u like MEME
@SuperAngelfish9 6 жыл бұрын
That's some quality crack right therr 10/10
@GlassesComplex 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much ! :D
@anomienormie8126 6 жыл бұрын
0:50 The fact that it's this sort of thing that always makes me laugh out loud leads me to believe that I may have a dark sense of humour. Anyway, if for nothing else, this one deserves a like.
@GlassesComplex 6 жыл бұрын
Being able to appreciate dark humour is a gift ! Or at least that's what I tell myself when people judge me for my humour, haha. I'm glad this silly joke made you laugh :D and thank you for your comment and the like !
@scoogre 4 жыл бұрын
That's some weak dark humour
@duniajawad4931 4 жыл бұрын
1:37 that is definitely one of my favourite scenes
@lazra4321 6 жыл бұрын
Le lip biting tho👌🏻
@GlassesComplex 6 жыл бұрын
That's a very sensual lip biting if you ask me !
@lyrainvisa6880 4 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@princessmochachip12 4 жыл бұрын
Lyra Invisa 3:37
@AmbySamby 6 жыл бұрын
Omg I just teared up at the J.B edit WHYYYYYYYYY
@GlassesComplex 6 жыл бұрын
I was so sad while making that part ;_; our poor little J.B. !
@sushikevin2139 6 жыл бұрын
What’s the voice of girl thing call?
@GlassesComplex 6 жыл бұрын
King KevinKo It's called "You're my Honeybunch Sugarplum" :)
@c0ffyy767 5 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@Ty-mu7gl 5 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this for the first time at the movies. Everybody had a crush on Eggsy. And I was the only one to fancy Harry instead. You can't imagine how hard I cried when he got shot-I nearly got kicked out of the room 😂😂😂.
@rt20089 2 жыл бұрын
I knew he wasn't gonna die.But still was scared because at first he wasn't shown in the 2nd movie,but then the trailer came and I was yeah I knew.Hehe
@hayleey2273 2 жыл бұрын
I actually fancied merlin
@cheshirecat1611 Жыл бұрын
@@hayleey2273 me too! Mark Strong is awesome!
@karinshadi227 4 жыл бұрын
4:03 he's so pleased with himself for making that stupid pun sksksk
@keelin6684 6 жыл бұрын
“ So hail Satan and have a lovely afternoon. “ = Me 😂
@KyRich2003 6 жыл бұрын
OMG YES THIS IS TEN OUT OF FRICKING TEN
@GlassesComplex 6 жыл бұрын
AAAAAAAAH THANK YOUUUUU !!!!
@Igimnoah 4 жыл бұрын
"Suddenly I'm not half the man I used to be" got me. Good vid btw
@sawyer6264 5 жыл бұрын
I’m living for this Hartwin content
@darc4998 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@markjosephmorales6807 3 жыл бұрын
What's hartwin
@barbara9315 2 жыл бұрын
@@markjosephmorales6807 (harry)hart+(eggsy un)win
@markjosephmorales6807 2 жыл бұрын
@@barbara9315 ohhhh ok Thanks wait is that a fanfic?
@barbara9315 2 жыл бұрын
@@markjosephmorales6807 no,it's their ship name.Kind of like bradjelina,brad pitt and anjeline jolie.
@_sarah_haworth_9490 3 жыл бұрын
These rocketman and kingsman cracks makes me laugh and happy when I'm stressing about school Taron is literally soo cute
@soggycardboard1393 4 жыл бұрын
Y'know I first discovered Colin in Nanny McPhee..Then I watched him in Pride and Prejudice and started to see how good he looked in a suit..Then Kingsman entered my life and I never knew I needed to see Colin walking around in a suit with an umbrella fighting people.
@foranzo1582 6 жыл бұрын
4:22 I feel ashamed that I recognised this "Oh my" XD
@c0ffyy767 5 жыл бұрын
But y
@malgorzatakawken 3 жыл бұрын
1:28 works more than it has any right to AND I FUCKING LOVE IT
@ziracrow 6 жыл бұрын
MHMM MHMM GOOD SH I T RIGHT THERE RIGHT TH E R E
@GlassesComplex 6 жыл бұрын
Mythical Beast AAAAAH THAAAAANKS !! ❤️
@hardcorepapaspeirs8494 6 жыл бұрын
1:59 OMG I CANT XDD
@GlassesComplex 6 жыл бұрын
John Laurens This joke was one of the first I had thought about ! I just had to put it here ! Eggsy was literally Mulan 😂 Also who doesn't love some good old Disney songs ?
@hardcorepapaspeirs8494 6 жыл бұрын
GlassesComplex yes, disney songs are definitely the best! and i love eggsy-mulan 😂❤
@plena5808 5 жыл бұрын
Merlin: HEY YOU TOO SHOULD KISS! Best thing ever
@nuckfugget4533 5 жыл бұрын
4:26 BEST ONE 10 OUT OF 10 👌🏻
@uwillneverknowwho5232 6 жыл бұрын
0:50 I LOST IT
@GlassesComplex 6 жыл бұрын
I'm glad it made you laugh ! I felt so bad to make that joke but it's still the one I am the most proud of XD
@pastellaborderline2108 6 жыл бұрын
It brought back memories of marco Face
@alourarice5173 6 жыл бұрын
shows eggsy: YOUR ARE SOOOO CUTE!!
@Saelyhn 6 жыл бұрын
4:26 to 4:33 😂😂😂😂 so trueeeeee
@GlassesComplex 6 жыл бұрын
It would have been a crime not to make this part ! XD He is so good looking !
@Saelyhn 6 жыл бұрын
I know right !!! he's 57 now and the more Colin ages the more freaking handsome he gets !!!
@Saelyhn 6 жыл бұрын
I discovered the Kingsman franchise via a fandom video and was like : damnnnnn this movie looks dope and who's that smooth completely badass guy kicking the bad guys asses 😂😂😂
@Saelyhn 6 жыл бұрын
And of course it was out dear Harry Hart aka Colin Firth and now I can't get enough of him and Taron #hartwin #firtherton
@GlassesComplex 6 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes, yes ! I agree to everything you said ! Colin is like a fine glass of whiskey, the more he ages, the better ! He was cute when he was younger, but he is undeniably hot right now ! And I think I've discovered Kingsman in a very similar way, on tumvlr I saw gifs and I thought "If I don't watch this movie, I'm sure I will regret it all my life !", can't say I was disappointed, the man knows how to fight and it's even better to know that he made like 80 to 90% of his stunts ! Especially the Church scene ! And Taron is such a cutie, he is like a human sized puppy ! He fits the part of Eggsy so well and the fact that he gets along so well with Colin is just
@unerosejolie 6 жыл бұрын
THESE ARE SOME HD MEMES BLESS YOU
@GlassesComplex 6 жыл бұрын
Bless YOU for your comment
@wumbology6072 5 жыл бұрын
One of the most underrated movies
@TheEpicFail79 5 жыл бұрын
I’m upset that I haven’t seen this sooner because it was hilarious and I had to stop myself from laughing loudly at 2am
@lance4842 6 жыл бұрын
"Sadly, i'm not half the man i used to be"
@erikzherrllo6960 3 жыл бұрын
Came for the movie, stayed for the Hartwin ship.
@petesgurl101 6 жыл бұрын
OMG...I love it!!! Also, 4:50-4:55 ME!!!
@GlassesComplex 6 жыл бұрын
Awwww thank you so much !
@regethald9748 5 жыл бұрын
you’re my cutie-pie you’re my cuppycake gumdrop SNIGKMSPIKMMS
@petrakovacs1875 6 жыл бұрын
OMG THIS IS G O L D
@GlassesComplex 6 жыл бұрын
Petra Kovács OMG thank you so much ❤️
@kianakaslanasupremacy5671 2 жыл бұрын
Eggsy and harry is so canon
@TheBlueLightChannel 6 жыл бұрын
Please do more of these. This video is a masterpiece. 😂😂😂
@GlassesComplex 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much, I'm glad you liked my video ! :D I'm actually planning everything for a second video right now ! I just need some time for the whole editing process, but don't worry ! It wiil come soon, my friend :)
@rowanemie572 4 жыл бұрын
Oh shit. He actually says 'When Popping One Cherry' I though we made that up!
@bennieattheraces4466 4 жыл бұрын
2:23 I just love this part I-
@moonlightbae95 3 жыл бұрын
It's not fair I'm 2 years late to this masterpiece. BEST👏🏻CRACK👏🏻VIDEO👏🏻EVER👏🏻
@cherryblossom8849 6 жыл бұрын
1:12 AHAHAHA SAME
@anneweidner8622 6 жыл бұрын
The lip biting 🤤
@GlassesComplex 6 жыл бұрын
Eggsy knows what he is doing, subtly seducing good old Harry with his body language ! (Let's be honest, if we were in his shoes we would do the same haha !)
@lyrainvisa6880 4 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@candywizard6321 6 жыл бұрын
4:25 to 4:33 was enough to knock me down! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@fadingzenith3198 4 жыл бұрын
0:50 caught me COMPLETELY off guard because i was NOT expecting Beatles music but i am NOT COMPLAINING
@Vince-em6ro 4 жыл бұрын
Charlie: probably seen enough of them Eggsy:bloody wanker
@argiracougarwerner4171 6 жыл бұрын
the best 1000000/ 1000000
@GlassesComplex 6 жыл бұрын
OMG thank you soooo much !!
@manonautourdumonde 6 жыл бұрын
you have do to more crack of kingsman, that was gold !
@GlassesComplex 6 жыл бұрын
I will probably make some more soon :D stay tuned ! And thank you so much for your comment ! ❤️
@sherlockwatson3070 5 жыл бұрын
0:29 *OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T*
@erikzherrllo6960 3 жыл бұрын
“Sir, he fucking died omg”
@boxdfin5808 6 жыл бұрын
THIS IS SO GOOD DUDE
@GlassesComplex 6 жыл бұрын
tyler joseph THANK YOU SO MUCH ! ❤️ I'm super glad you liked it !
@boxdfin5808 6 жыл бұрын
i loved it honestly it made me laugh after having a bad day :D
@GlassesComplex 6 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy to learn that ! Knowing that my video made your day a bit brighter literally made my day :D
@ariana1798 3 жыл бұрын
2:59 that part with the song killed me
@sherlockwatson3070 5 жыл бұрын
3:32 * HE LOOKS AT ME. AND I LOOK AT HIM*
@sisilux2 6 жыл бұрын
Min 4:25-4:33 ??? I loved it
@GlassesComplex 6 жыл бұрын
isabel luaces It was probably the funniest thing I made in the video ! Moving the words around was hilarious! I'm glad you like it :D
@accretionescapee 3 жыл бұрын
I love this, well done, it’s amazing and funny.
@Carla-cr1fu 5 жыл бұрын
the soundtrack kingsman DESERVES
@Neutral_Tired 4 жыл бұрын
"So hail Satan, and have a lovely day, ma'am"
@aegijay 5 жыл бұрын
1:37 is gold. Straight GOLD
@heraholden 6 жыл бұрын
This is the best thing to ever happen wow Bless,,
@GlassesComplex 6 жыл бұрын
Alexandra Lauren Oh my god, thank you so much ! I'm happy you liked it ❤️
@thefrenchclone627 6 жыл бұрын
2:37 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@chelseaxox598 5 жыл бұрын
JustARepublicTrooper I don’t remember that clip in the movie thoo
@JJ-em4ds 4 жыл бұрын
If my husband is not Eggsy...I'm never gonna get married GOD THAT MAN IS HOT AAAAND CUTE AT THE SAME TIME IS LIFE TF ASGDKABBABKSSDJ
@russclay906 4 жыл бұрын
Love this!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Awesome editing, music and voiceovers.
@runemorningstar6663 2 жыл бұрын
I lost it at "oh no he's hot" 💀💀
@alicetehfinnfand6121 5 жыл бұрын
Im glad that im welcome and late to this fandom-
@SophieNerezza 5 жыл бұрын
It's so well made. Love it
@walkman7224 4 жыл бұрын
Kingsman the secret fan service
@jesseg.2413 3 жыл бұрын
"That's some good shit right there!" Aggressively pointing at Harry intensifies
@somebodyskat 6 жыл бұрын
That's some good content right there! Thanks so much for making it!
@GlassesComplex 6 жыл бұрын
Thank YOU so much for your comment
@Spacey_Spencer 6 жыл бұрын
4:41 - 4:43 ME
@amberbergmann3616 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed harder than I should have
@Zebblud 4 жыл бұрын
The first 5 seconds already killed me
@ahnifollett 6 жыл бұрын
Love the MPGIS one! "Who the Fuck are you?" "Who the FUCK are you?" "I asked you first!" "I asked you second!" 😂
@Luminty99 5 жыл бұрын
3:56 MOOD LIKE I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE A HEAD OR SOMETHING SKSJSKSJSK
@bee_gumgum9537 5 жыл бұрын
1:30 ok that was pretty hot
@justalittlesleepy 4 жыл бұрын
0:49 I knew where this was goibg and im still dead from laughing
@kirathecat 6 жыл бұрын
Its been so long since I last saw a crack vid that made me laugh this hard. (Four months counts since the season finale of Final Space counts as a long time right?)
@special.waffles216 6 жыл бұрын
Bruv. JB is sooo cute!!!
@circesw 4 жыл бұрын
2:47 uno reversed card
@tristan_gamings4297 3 жыл бұрын
Perhaps i show you fitting room 3 while you wait Me & the fitting room guy: 4:23
@roro-rx7cq 6 жыл бұрын
I LOVE THIS FILM! ITS MY FAVE ALSO I LOVE THIS CRACKS!! (My favourite person in the film is valintine lol)
@GlassesComplex 6 жыл бұрын
Wolfy EX Thank you so much for your comment !! I'm super happy you like my crack vid !! Valentine was a gem ! His character was so funny, it didn't feel the same without him in The Golden Circle, I mean, Samuel L Jackson !! This guy's awesome !
@roro-rx7cq 6 жыл бұрын
GlassesComplex aww thx for replying maybe we can become friends cause this video was so funny and well made! Thx for liking it! I'm actually watching the golden circle right now!😝 :)
@roro-rx7cq 6 жыл бұрын
GlassesComplex ima give you a shoutout! I'll try and make a Kingsman crack but it's gunna be rubbish quaillity😭😝
@roro-rx7cq 6 жыл бұрын
GlassesComplex also pls go to my channel and watch a video called shoutout
@GlassesComplex 6 жыл бұрын
Wolfy EX, I must thank you for your shoutout video, that was the sweetest thing ever ! I never thought someone would do something like this for me one day. It was so unexpected, I'm really touched
@CE-jv9gv 5 жыл бұрын
I still want the "black Jewish boyfriend" to be Idris Elba x'D
@franksonatra 3 жыл бұрын
I NEED THAT
@kissmrule 6 жыл бұрын
so love this video it so cool and sweet
@Kxttydreads 6 жыл бұрын
I love crack videos but this is the best
@xsiriuslupinx 6 жыл бұрын
Okay but I LOVE this 😂
@Crysanthe39 6 жыл бұрын
That last clip is a great segway into the next movie
@GlassesComplex 6 жыл бұрын
OMG you're right !!! 😳
@katamica723 6 жыл бұрын
Amazing, A M A Z I N G job, congratulations.
@GlassesComplex 6 жыл бұрын
OMG ! Thank you so much
@rebeccaarabella3039 5 жыл бұрын
Love THIS
@bai_lillia 6 жыл бұрын
YOU REALLY DID IT
@roosviseee1804 4 жыл бұрын
I love this!!! And i look at him and he looks at me and look at him and he looks at me and look at him
@unhingedconnoisseur164 4 жыл бұрын
I love the way Valentine dresses...formal yet casual somehow
@laurenharrison8909 6 жыл бұрын
OMG YOU USED A BEATLES SONG!!! YOU USED YESTERDAY!!! I love you omg
@Firegirl85 5 жыл бұрын
I laughed so fucking har(t)d at this. Thank you for making my day!
@heyysimone 10 ай бұрын
The whole McDonalds meal was so unexpected when i saw this the first time
@MrDuckie00 6 жыл бұрын
4:04 this is that kind of part when I decide for this girl who broke my heart if I decide who loves me or she’ll live or dies it’s just a figure of speech there not really real but it still broke my heart of course.
@anajuliadosreissantosolive5407 5 жыл бұрын
So he looks at me And i look at him Me: *OH MY FUCKING GOD*
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