Knives you don't hand to people

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7 жыл бұрын

Thinking about knives that I preferred not to hand anybody who isn't experience with knives there's three classifications anyone supervise and no one
Knives from left to right:
.Spyderco Delica 4 with Emerson wave
.Benchmade 553 Griptilian SBK OD
.Benchmade 583 barrage
.Microtech ultratech Tri grip (OTF or Out The Front Knife)
.Benchmade 51 Morpho
.Paragon warlock from Asheville Steel

Пікірлер: 18 000

@JokersWild 3 жыл бұрын

Butterfly knives would be the knife I carry with me so if I get attacked at night the assailant gets to see some cool shit before I accidently kill myself for them.

@ethanstevenson8173 2 жыл бұрын

And if you successfully pull off the trick, they be more scared of you than you are of them

@Eustakista 2 жыл бұрын

And then You get shoot

@r_spyder 2 жыл бұрын

@@Eustakista shot

@smolamenotanapostlebutaame8228 2 жыл бұрын

With beer

@Paandaas 2 жыл бұрын

@@r_spyder that's what someone who didn't get shoot says

@nohaxjustop5422 3 жыл бұрын

“Hey can I get a knife?” Him:”What level are you?”

@sauceup713ayye7 3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@federicorusso4368 3 жыл бұрын

15 dexterity required to operate

@typicalusername659 3 жыл бұрын

My dad gave the most dangerous one when i was 10 i still have it today

@Leeuwke131 3 жыл бұрын

If u gotta ask, then you don’t know them enough to be handing them a nife tbh

@user-ys3jq3uf4p 3 жыл бұрын

Adventurer my knives are far too strong for you, a giant would struggle to lift it, even more so a man.

@CCCCCCCCC11 Жыл бұрын

Somewhat ironically, now 25 million people know how to operate a paragon warlock.

@six9946 Жыл бұрын

24 now lol

@threezus7740 Жыл бұрын

The manufacturer should honestly name him a brand ambassador or give him some sort of commission because I'm pretty sure this video has unironically given them more sales than any of their own advertising strategies lmao

@420BongHit Жыл бұрын

@@threezus7740 if half percent of people that watched, would buy one, thats over 100000 knifes.

@DavidCowie2022 Жыл бұрын

How to operate a Paragon Warlock: push the button and wiggle it. Simple!

@voratheexplorer6442 Жыл бұрын

@@DavidCowie2022 how to operate virtually any knife - don't touch the sharp part

@alexmcd378 2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the three types of people, the ones you trust with a sharp knife, the ones you trust with a butter knife, and the ones you think twice about giving a plastic fast food knife. Learned one of my friends was not the first category when he opened the box of my new chef knife upside-down, tried to catch the now tumbling knife, sending the knife spinning across the room, and sending himself to the ER for stitches.

@therealslimshady3662 Жыл бұрын

i physicall felt that, omg.

@twitchbitbandit9426 3 жыл бұрын

Person: hey could I use a knife? Knife guys: *pulls out 49 different knives*

@ste4lth147 3 жыл бұрын

Yea, which do you want my Sog, Ka-bar, Gerber, Kershaw, TG, etc

@littlewyzard 3 жыл бұрын

for real 💀😭 i’m sure this guy is lovely though lol

@ste4lth147 3 жыл бұрын

@Frank Parker got the signal too

@knifeguy7614 3 жыл бұрын

I can confirm

@yoon2875 3 жыл бұрын

Immediately does all csgo balisong animations in 1 consecutive motion

@andreidei 3 жыл бұрын

there's a secret 4th category: "knives I don't even show on youtube"

@dalexyl2339 3 жыл бұрын

Because those are the ones he uses for back alley surgery

@UncleHattan 3 жыл бұрын

imagine him with a clever 💀

@Tamnd605 3 жыл бұрын

5th category knives that don't exist

@fluppy9690 3 жыл бұрын

@@Tamnd605 your name got me for a second

@Tamnd605 3 жыл бұрын

@@fluppy9690 lol

@Elloliott Жыл бұрын

Honestly glad that my brother had a (I think) purposefully full balisong/butterfly knife for practice or just looks. They’re fun to play with when the worst damage they can cause is a mild sting.

@patrickmcgovern676 Жыл бұрын

That was a the best knife video. Now I'm 37. I grew up in Boston. Knives on every corner store. But I'm a knife guy. When I grew up there were no practice butterfly knives unless it had a comb on the end. Please, if you don't know how to use one. Don't say you do and make a person regret handing it to you. Great video. Please people,take this man's advice. Take care

@tiagodecastro2929 24 күн бұрын

Yep. Best thing you can do is say "limited experience, explain like I'm a child anyway." Worst case, you're a little humble but walk away fine. Best case, you impress yourself and someone else a bit. Oh, and ALWAYS learn balisong on a trainer before you switch to a real blade.

@illlanoize23 3 жыл бұрын

Me bleeding to death: you know I’m somewhat of a knife guy myself

@trumptookthevaccine1679 3 жыл бұрын

Ask me whether my other 9 fingers went

@justsomeguywithtb2953 3 жыл бұрын

@@trumptookthevaccine1679 at least you can have 9 knifes now

@randalshades5505 2 жыл бұрын

"Oh yeah. Im a knife guy. I get stabbed all the time."

@demon_kid_6662 2 жыл бұрын

I feel for you

@MarkusAtUMa 2 жыл бұрын

deep inside my heart, you know I’m somewhat of a knife guy myself

@danielvelero34 3 жыл бұрын

“I’d throw that knife at them” -responsible adult on the internet

@FallingFurniture 3 жыл бұрын

i would throw a knife at them with no problem, i will just warn them its sharp

@abde4645 3 жыл бұрын

@Karl Marks huh? You good man?

@thatonedude-6819 3 жыл бұрын

“ok *only* the point the knife at something you intent to kill” “But it’s only a knife?” The knife: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nJyAfNN9q8m5f5s.html

@AmmarYasser_13 3 жыл бұрын

@@thatonedude-6819 dude are you alright why U watch a video about spring loaded knives

@darthvitiate7373 3 жыл бұрын

i threw a knife at someone and i got arrested but he is allowed to say "do that" and he does not get in trouble who cares if i did throw the knife at someones face and it was a throwing knife

@noodlepack420 Жыл бұрын

You are the person who showed me inspiration to collecting knives and seeing the paragon warlock just amazed me

@etwoah Жыл бұрын

I have a lot of respect for anyone who can quick open a butterfly knife

@qblanson17 4 жыл бұрын

Me: ”Hey kid.” Kid: *Turns around* Me: Catch!

@cipher6207 4 жыл бұрын

Kid: AAAAAA MY HAND !!!!!!!

@paradoxicalstatic3438 4 жыл бұрын

*throws balisong knife*

@adaegh9adfgsoiuagdfagdropi256 4 жыл бұрын

Kid: ah shit, here we go again.

@youngmetro3times849 4 жыл бұрын

water sheep bruh, dead meme and u didn’t even use it right

@AsunderFuture 4 жыл бұрын

Im not mario right

@greasykebabboy8745 4 жыл бұрын

i remeber i once bought a full size buttefly knife when i was like 11 year old, at the beach with my cousins, i just realized how dumb he was, he sold a butterfly knife to a 10 year old and a tazer to a 12 year old

@Blond1e 4 жыл бұрын

lol

@breadedbread 3 жыл бұрын

@Jose Rivera if he has a tazer and a knife its gotta be florida

@ejj918 3 жыл бұрын

I am dieing

@manuhameed5470 3 жыл бұрын

Easy money

@Mike351025 3 жыл бұрын

Its the beach. They'll sell u anything

@rayputrael2391 Жыл бұрын

So remember kids, when someone didn't wanna give you their balisong it's not because they're stingy, it's because they don't want you to dirty their balisong with your blood.

@secondbraincell597 6 ай бұрын

This is still probably one of my favorite knives videos on KZfaq and I don’t know why

@Gamingguy-my4wn 4 жыл бұрын

It’s tradition to come back to this video every once in a while

@spawntaneous1903 3 жыл бұрын

Exactly lol

@EVERYTHING-pd2ug 3 жыл бұрын

yeah

@boxfox4879 3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@user-sb9ex6qs2u 3 жыл бұрын

ikr

@DeAndre_Hype 3 жыл бұрын

Same lol I’ve watched it 3 times in the past two years

@jcbyy 3 жыл бұрын

“I’ll throw that knife at them”

@bromanr7209 3 жыл бұрын

*Yeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh that wording could have been slightly better*

@lunarpitch 3 жыл бұрын

@@bromanr7209 no it could not have been better, it was gold

@alwaysmade2blade408 3 жыл бұрын

@Robert lol i would throw that

@TopassBakery 3 жыл бұрын

@Robert Hey I came from that video

@alwaysmade2blade408 3 жыл бұрын

@Robert nah i'd get an attachment on a rifle that shoots ballistics

@spook4756 Жыл бұрын

im not a knife person. but its tradition to come back to this video every now and then

@grungalisfungalis 5 ай бұрын

This is one of the videos of all time

@Gh0st9858 4 жыл бұрын

I live in London and I get handed knifes. In my chest

@DINOSHREDDER 4 жыл бұрын

Same in Liverpool mate

@radioactiveramenponies3877 3 жыл бұрын

Lol same!

@I_spawn 3 жыл бұрын

Same yo I have 46 rn

@cooperwright9552 3 жыл бұрын

Oy bruv kinda rude ya stickin' that knoife in my chest init

@zerogamer935 3 жыл бұрын

DontReadMyName same I got 60 right now

@chaosinternational3584 4 жыл бұрын

British officer: “QUIT RESISTING ARREST AND GIVE ME THE KNIFE!!” Me: "Im sorry officer, I cant hand you this knife, its too dangerous, you might hurt yourself!!1"

@lowfy7333 4 жыл бұрын

Canada*

@col8179 4 жыл бұрын

Canada we are too nice to carry knives we only carry love

@dio5908 4 жыл бұрын

YOU FOOL! ZA WARUDO

@cadrejeff 4 жыл бұрын

dad, stop embarrassing me

@dio5908 4 жыл бұрын

Giorno Giovanna go back to your gang or something

@Hollowed_Radience 2 жыл бұрын

I have somehow managed to come back to this video every year and now i memorized what knife’s not to hand to people I don’t collect knifes. . .

@juggernautstyle3944 Жыл бұрын

watching and hearing you describe how people mistreat the last knife just makes me… feel the pain

@tiagodecastro2929 24 күн бұрын

Right? I feel like if I had never seen a bali before, and someone handed me one, I would be too terrified to actually open it lol

@deightonhalberstadt4784 3 жыл бұрын

I like how he says THROW a knife at a 10 year old

@water5210 2 жыл бұрын

yeet

@Hox5241 2 жыл бұрын

war crimes

@ItsTJ1 2 жыл бұрын

@@_DeadEnd_ LMAO

@Cap_Briggsy 2 жыл бұрын

@@_DeadEnd_u will not advance in knife throwing if u dont throw them at small children

@DinPoww23 2 жыл бұрын

After spending the last few months working around kids I fully support throwing knives at them

@LordFalconsword 2 жыл бұрын

As a former knife vendor, there are two things I always had. 1) lots of knives 2) lots of bandaids for customers who thought they knew knives.

@JustSomeGuyInAChairIDunno 2 жыл бұрын

But you see I have seen a BUNCH of switchblade trick videos and tbh it doesnt look that hard. I am sure I could do it myself ;)

@oorrrii 2 жыл бұрын

@@JustSomeGuyInAChairIDunno Trust me I'm a professional at this shit even though I haven't used one before

@seancoyote 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, was the same, love when they cut themselves on feeling the edge... I mean how do you manage that?

@PickleNick7008 2 жыл бұрын

@@oorrrii yes, i can fire this gun, im a professional, just let me look down the barrel to check if its loade-

@oorrrii 2 жыл бұрын

@@PickleNick7008 What is this hole in my chest!?

@SLAVKINGRED 6 ай бұрын

this holds well even now 7 years after this video was made.

@DuckPlaysDrums Жыл бұрын

Its a tradition to come back to this video

@burnsy96 3 жыл бұрын

There are two types of people: - Those who call it a balisong. - Those who call it a butterfly knife.

@bonesmac6103 3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was called a butterfly knife

@omegaflowey7436 3 жыл бұрын

@@bonesmac6103 it's both, but I've just heard more people same butterfly, but I've seen more people online say balisong

@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106 3 жыл бұрын

Secret third call it a Batangas knife

@jellyjami31 3 жыл бұрын

@@bonesmac6103 butterfly knife is the English for balisong, and batangas knife because it was made on batangas a city in the Phillippines

@noahharris6603 3 жыл бұрын

@@jellyjami31 u big brain🙏🏾

@crackalackin3877 3 жыл бұрын

"Oh I just opened it- Oh shit I just cut myself." Was the most causal way to say it and I genuinely laughed

@MaxPower-ke5rq 3 жыл бұрын

That's how you know they're not knife people, they freak out when they cut themselves

@boblikescheeseman4857 3 жыл бұрын

2:36

@tigerpresentationsproducts425 3 жыл бұрын

@@boblikescheeseman4857 ur a fucking king

@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial 3 жыл бұрын

that's how I always act when I cut myself, I don't even own any knives for myself right now, but I've just gotten so used to cutting myself at work

@nomcloud 3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@noibmaster Жыл бұрын

I like he just goes straight into it, no intro, not even a greeting

@HaykoXG 3 жыл бұрын

"id hand a knife to a 10-year-old boy" responsible 100

@noname-bt9ky 3 жыл бұрын

My dad gave me my first knife when I was 6 I learned through cuts.

@HaykoXG 3 жыл бұрын

@@noname-bt9ky im british and learn how knifes work when we were born because we bri'ish. cant say nothin man

@bayglman 3 жыл бұрын

@@HaykoXG is it chewsday for you? are you on youchube rn?

@steelingdogs 3 жыл бұрын

"Or 10 year old girl, or whatever, 10 year old"

@LaxMonsta11 3 жыл бұрын

@@HaykoXG funny when carry knives is banned over there

@michaelkartman3543 3 жыл бұрын

“Hey can I use that knife?” **Must be level 100 to equip** “Damnit!”

@2much148 3 жыл бұрын

Lol nice one

@benzgamez4270 3 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@JacobDrosdick 3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha that's good 🤣. If I ever own a particularly dangerous knife, I might have it engraved with that. That'll be pretty funny

@mayan9562 2 жыл бұрын

that seems like a very common thing for someone to ask

@TheKushMinister 2 жыл бұрын

Ngl this Dex build looks insane

@stalker9429 2 жыл бұрын

I love these no bs, straight to the point videos

@greenflame3004 Жыл бұрын

I remember watching this video about 2 years ago and I still love it

@SafetyPixels 3 жыл бұрын

Opened KZfaq for some mathematic lessons but the good old Yt algorithm didn't let me down

@RyanDeGreg 3 жыл бұрын

Omg same

@genshishio9316 3 жыл бұрын

Damn right. Same here

@harrypeacock4051 3 жыл бұрын

i opened youtube at the top “every time dark side has died in the dc universe” underneath that is this video

@nucleak2884 3 жыл бұрын

@@duckdown4337 🤡

@youngboy_sky 3 жыл бұрын

@@duckdown4337 did you have a bad day or something?

@chasemadi7563 2 жыл бұрын

I like how he doesn't care if the person gets cut he cares if they bleed on the knife

@michaelmacvittie6977 2 жыл бұрын

Well, unless you're being reckless you may at most need a couple stitches if you cut yourself. Meanwhile, that knife is $300

@michaelmacvittie6977 2 жыл бұрын

@Mario ...Yes, that is the point of knife collecting. Also, the video is about showing to other people, people who probably haven't handled a knife before.

@cufticcefur809 2 жыл бұрын

@Mario imagine thinking human life is worth shit haha

@tastydoomtime8890 2 жыл бұрын

@@cufticcefur809 your trolling right?

@martinkuliza 2 жыл бұрын

well of course, because then you have to clean the knife and it can be a pain in the arse

@Dontcaredidntask420 2 жыл бұрын

I really like the gravity knife, I got a similar paragon one that was a bit hefty priced but it really is good, also its cool.

@gtfojohn 2 жыл бұрын

I don't know why but over the last 4 years I've watched this like 40 times

@smileyksh6965 4 жыл бұрын

Yo the paragon part belongs in the category “Music”

@VENTURA_Band 4 жыл бұрын

Shadow The Catto it’s music to our ears

@fyoozhn 4 жыл бұрын

@Shadow The Catto i think its bc of paragonx9

@flipper3958 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@Theycallhimac3 3 жыл бұрын

Chan da lego balisong guy nah it’s the double edged dagger my dude

@jeffsmith3814 3 жыл бұрын

Wow

@darkkeidran9340 3 жыл бұрын

Im sorry if I were to give a double edged knife to someone after explaining that it is double edged and they still cut themselves I would just be disappointed

@necrobynerton7384 3 жыл бұрын

And disappointed you will be, since there are people like that. Source: Me

@omransaeed1988 3 жыл бұрын

Im so sorry but the picture of a dude staring at a guy bleeding from his hand with an extremely disappointed stare cracks me up

@tonyjay1723 3 жыл бұрын

my favorite is when you say "its razor sharp be very careful" and they immediately start poking at the blade to see how sharp it is

@treetheoak8313 3 жыл бұрын

You put too much faith in people

@necrobynerton7384 3 жыл бұрын

@@tonyjay1723 that is something i love to do No matter if it is a knife, scalpel, razor, a random sharp broken plastic, i always run my finger on the sharp part, to feel the sharpness. Surprisingly i have yet to cut myself bad that way

@sirmemes1225 Жыл бұрын

I have no idea why, but EVERYONE got recommended this video a couple years ago.

@hinesboyallstar5141 Жыл бұрын

gotta come back to this video every two years

@aravinds3846 3 жыл бұрын

“ He will watch anything “ - YT algorithm

@jjjteal123 3 жыл бұрын

I guess dere right

@billpaxton4885 3 жыл бұрын

It’s nice to felt seen. 🎩🥃👨🏻‍🚀

@joaopaulobg 2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@cookoreo6890 2 жыл бұрын

And it actually works

@ellwee3709 2 жыл бұрын

Goddamn right

@jampu 3 жыл бұрын

you can hand them to me...

@pixelplayzy_t3550 3 жыл бұрын

How do you say so?

@SHRIIMPSUCKS 3 жыл бұрын

ngl I would be happy if someone just handed me a butterfly knife

@magiceyebot3411 3 жыл бұрын

@@SHRIIMPSUCKS yeah they’re pretty cool and once you can do tricks it’s fun to pull it out and start doing tricks in front of people

@melu0o 3 жыл бұрын

@@SHRIIMPSUCKS same

@lukayaroslav9914 3 жыл бұрын

@@SHRIIMPSUCKS Same

@Vesper778 Жыл бұрын

It's all about the respect you have for any types of lethal weapon. Whenever gun or knives. I always handle them with the utmost respect and the mentality that this is dangerous even if it's just a kitchen knife.

@mihaidragnea9785 10 ай бұрын

I don't look at knives as a lethal weapon more than I look at a box cutter as a lethal weapon. Obviously, you could kill someone with it, but it wasn't designed to do that. A gun is a different story as killing people is it's only use.

@spiceforspice3461 7 ай бұрын

@@mihaidragnea9785 "A gun's only use is killing people" is the most insane take I have ever heard. For God's sake, have you ever heard of hunting? Or sport shooting?

@smurfmianz4527 Жыл бұрын

It's been 5 years and I still don't know why we get this video recommend every single year

@xavier_ballz 3 жыл бұрын

I just realized today that there is a knife community

@aryanpareek770 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah and somehow all 10 of them are close friends too

@scenepointjudge 3 жыл бұрын

Knife collecting goes hand in hand with Monster energy drinks, drywall, and anime.

@myfatassdick 3 жыл бұрын

That’s been a community before youtube even existed Back when forums was all you had I’m not saying I was there to witness it but I have stumbled across 12 or 13 or 14 year old posts on random old websites Of course there’s even more I just don’t know about it some that don’t even exist anymore

@user-uh9sf5sg3n 3 жыл бұрын

Fuck it in joining

@chapsm.7334 3 жыл бұрын

Refrigerator door community

@thayenryan7448 3 жыл бұрын

When he opened that Paragon or whatever he called it. It was just such a SATISFYING sound!

@jacksonczochara9573 3 жыл бұрын

And after that sound I bought one immediately

@keiraleangel9490 3 жыл бұрын

if you see this replay i was your 100th like :)

@dotlogzip634 3 жыл бұрын

A paragon warlock

@Aron-zb1rf 3 жыл бұрын

@@jacksonczochara9573 how was it?

@Priv4teWire000 3 жыл бұрын

Pretty much all of them are satisfying

@thetravelingbard9178 Жыл бұрын

Been a knife guy for I don’t know how long, and this is the first time I’ve seen that kind of action

@wiseguy7722 10 ай бұрын

if someone claims they know how to handle a balisong, I still won’t hand it to them.

@colton1340 3 жыл бұрын

"Knives you just don't hand to people. #1: A bomb"

@brownie3454 3 жыл бұрын

lmaooo

@t.c.bramblett617 3 жыл бұрын

A bomb really is just a whole lot of knives thrown out really quick....

@GHOST5800000 3 жыл бұрын

@@t.c.bramblett617 frag grenade

@ArpaZha 3 жыл бұрын

A gun

@nachochips1458 3 жыл бұрын

@@ArpaZha its just a mini knife launcher

@michaeljung6874 3 жыл бұрын

Him: Ten year old girl/ 10 year old boy 10 year old whatever Me: *Looks at my dog 🐶 🐕

@anthonyspinnichio7766 3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@xirenzhang9126 3 жыл бұрын

10 year old dog?

@anthonyspinnichio7766 3 жыл бұрын

@@xirenzhang9126 lol no he means that when he said you can hand it to a 10 year old or WHATEVER meaning that you can hand it to anything so he looks at his dog lol

@xirenzhang9126 3 жыл бұрын

@@anthonyspinnichio7766 yeah but is his dog 10 years old

@obj279e3 3 жыл бұрын

Lol same

@matthewconiglione5637 Жыл бұрын

“Tactical people” had me rolling

@basedneutral1173 Жыл бұрын

"had me rolling" had me cringing

@Vlad_RedNeck Жыл бұрын

I’m a clinical psychologist myself and I wasn’t really sure about watching this video but let me tell you explained it in a simple and friendly way but at the same time professionally that I liked it a lot.

@androsp9105 6 ай бұрын

I really don't know why you mentioned you're a clinical psychologist.

@hishamaru 6 ай бұрын

im a living person a i really like your comment@@androsp9105

@mentallyunstableorphan 5 жыл бұрын

Never give a child a batarang, worst choice of my life. Yeah, he's dead. He sliced his throat. But, technically I didn't kill him, he killed himself.

@panzerbuchse1828 5 жыл бұрын

Batman, I thought you died in endgame.

@Gnomechild 5 жыл бұрын

Batman damn not the Robin!!!

@richard5398 5 жыл бұрын

Wanna know how I got these scars?..

@cashisgreen6383 5 жыл бұрын

Batman His name must’ve been Robin

@mobilegames3369 5 жыл бұрын

Seams ligit

@ignorant507 4 жыл бұрын

This video was made two years ago.....this guy is probably confused as hell

@qblanson17 4 жыл бұрын

Rand al'Thor Wheres all these comments coming from?

@Mycon 4 жыл бұрын

Those ten year olds would be thirteen now.

@purplehumanz 4 жыл бұрын

I saw it two years ago...

@jasonjason6169 4 жыл бұрын

@@SanjuGhandhi wtf you took my favorite fictional character and stole his name ... shit you gonna call your self drizzt do'urden from r.a. salavatore's books or richard rahl next damn ...... just kiddin lol i was surprised when i saw the name it is rare for me to see some one who likes the same kind of books as i do ... even more rare that the person likes the guy enough to take the name on for them selves ... although i liked mat cauthen almost as much as rand ... if only because that man robert Jorden could make me for real laugh out loud while reading and that is a rare thing the only other character in a book that has ever been able to do that for me were zedd zul zorander from the sword of truth series witch is just as long if not longer than rands story although not as well written and the kinder from the dragonlance books that i read when i was in juvie when i was like 14 or 15 the main wizard was called raistlen .. it is funny almost all the notables like the real good fantasy books have the hero named with a name that starts with a r ... any way i rambled and just am going to find my new kobo that i have every fantasy book written in north america since the 1920's on it and pick something while i smoke a splif then a cigarette so for the book but if you pushed through the whole wheele of time i am sure you can skim through this in seconds ..spelling mistakes and all .. i dont fix them because i type amazingly fast and it would take much longer to right click on the two or three words that i fucked up than it took to type the whole thing also i am from two different english speaking countries and they spell quite a lot of words different than each other anD I LEARNED BOTH SO THEY JUST COME OUT WHEN I TYPE shit i could go forever . i have to pause to think of more shit to say .. and now i will be finished just me and my 66,897 books that i havent been reading for a few days i am in the middle of the complete works of Sigmund Freud and it is almost as manny pages as the wheele of time and the sword of truth and all of the books mr salavatore have written put together ,,, and once i am done that piece of reading i am going to start my own series of books because with my record a job is hard to get and even when i do they ask for a record check eventually so i can work a till .. or unload trucks full of cigarettes with a forklift and i already fractured l4 and two other vertebrates around 10 years ago ... what the fuck am i doing telling everyone all this damn that shatter spread on paper that i rolled with serious weed must have made me crazt to write this ,,, it just feels nice to type with out needing to think things up as fast as i can to tell a good story .. just to type for the fun of it and tell some of my real story just felt nice .. sorry anyone who really read this all the way . lol lmfucken ass off i doubt even one person will read this half a novel right here also i left out almost all proper grammar `and just used multipul ...................................... this like that lol ...

@jasonjason6169 4 жыл бұрын

@Shrek Wes on reading the Sigmund Freud. or on something else that is suposedly time wasting to you .. and remember i type 91 wpm on my last google test last week and i was drunk and smoking shatter so it took like less than 2 or 3 min to type and other than the fact that i am reading the insane psychologist/Psychiatrist that almost all doctors have to at lease learn some of his works weather he was clinically insane himself or not

@TheGoozma 2 жыл бұрын

Best video on youtube ive been coming back to this for years now

@AkshaySinghJamwal 2 жыл бұрын

You're a really knife guy for sharing this info.

@fourizayt 3 жыл бұрын

This is literally the fifth time in 3 years that this has been recommended. I am once again reuniting with my comrades Edit: it’s been 6 months now and I virtually get daily notifications about this video, KZfaq really seems to like recommending this video XD Second edit (23-03-2022): I was at a shop and actually saw 2 paragon warlocks on sale, i asked the owner if I could handle them and he said yes. Really fun to handle, if you know what you’re doing :)

@trevorlahti569 3 жыл бұрын

Back from year 2.

@forestgrumps 3 жыл бұрын

Yo year 2. Hi

@ace_of_spades1191 3 жыл бұрын

Same her welcome back tovarish

@proffesornugget1613 3 жыл бұрын

Been back here 5 times to sense It came out

@sbeve9820 3 жыл бұрын

always a good time with knife people

@manf1sh995 2 жыл бұрын

_How to deal with bullies?_ Google: Tell the teacher right away. Bing:

@christopherstein2024 2 жыл бұрын

1:08

@Isaacmantx 2 жыл бұрын

DuckDuckGo: If you open carry a firearm, no one will bully you…

@jacobj6376 2 жыл бұрын

Never use a knife on anyone pussy

@aceanonymous6999 2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@schneecoraxx8689 2 жыл бұрын

hand them a knife they arent a high enough level for and let god sort them out :D

@octilli 5 ай бұрын

every couple of years I go back and watch this video

@2jqejh19 5 ай бұрын

Me too

@5IVE.7EVN Жыл бұрын

i remember watching this video a couple years ago on a different account and i thought of it recently but didn’t have time to look it up this video popped up randomly on my home page without any searches

@TheRealDrJoey 2 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite scenes in "Big Trouble In Little China" is when a guy whips out a butterfly knife, and Jack Burton (Kurt Russell) says, "Where'd you get that?"

@RyanMcCarty 5 жыл бұрын

I was about to hand someone all these knives, luckily this popped up in my recommended just in time.

@bogdan700 5 жыл бұрын

No u don't xD [i would like to know the name of the 4th one]

@coldgin451 5 жыл бұрын

@@bogdan700 It's a switchblade, and the actual name is in the description. lol

@kamiphobe6580 5 жыл бұрын

Pandas Curse you get wooshed!

@kamiphobe6580 5 жыл бұрын

ImELFY anddd you get wooshed!

@BFSarthur 5 жыл бұрын

Nigga u stupid

@dragonslayergaming9598 5 жыл бұрын

Nobody: KZfaqs recommendation system: You like knifes right?

@itsdylanjenkins 5 жыл бұрын

DragonSlayer Gaming knives*

@ArlanKels 5 жыл бұрын

It was apparently right

@johnisapplejuice4875 5 жыл бұрын

Yep

@X_8p9 5 жыл бұрын

hell yah

@ExpiredSausage 5 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

@LokiOfNorse 5 ай бұрын

This is actually the exact video that introduced me to the Paragon Warlock and is also the exact reason i own one.

@akano309 Жыл бұрын

omfg as soon as the knife was half open and he put his hand near the blade i got goosebumbs and was like NO PLEASE

@reillycameron1320 4 жыл бұрын

Me: hands someone a knife and tells them it's sharp Them: accidentally cuts themselves and is somehow surprised the knife is sharp

@wifebeater69 4 жыл бұрын

The problem is most people haven't handled actually razor sharp knives before

@teh_jibbler 4 жыл бұрын

Lol, this happens a lot. I let someone see my benchmade balisong (like the one in the video). I told them it was very sharp, etc. and 5 seconds later they cut themselves with it. I stopped letting people see that knife. :)

@Josiah04 4 жыл бұрын

People grow up with gas station knives made of graham cracker steel, never sharpen them, and then say they are "knife guys". I don't think a lot of people have experienced an actually sharp knife before

@nunyabusiness776 4 жыл бұрын

*surprised pikichu face*

@salvadorhenriquez4091 4 жыл бұрын

That happened to me, but with a mini axe, it was a small but an unconfortable cut

@brockobama257 3 жыл бұрын

Gun community: “This is a gun that I would hand to a 12 year old boy.. 12 year old girl boy it doesn’t matter”

@help316 3 жыл бұрын

As long as they know how guns work and gun safety

@gameseeker6307 3 жыл бұрын

Cases where loaded guns were misfired: 👀💧

@davidgutierrez4631 2 жыл бұрын

Turns out it's an ak and it's russia

@drytry1696 2 жыл бұрын

guns aren't so fun

@ItsTJ1 2 жыл бұрын

he said 10 year old but idrc

@realname4625 Жыл бұрын

I love how he sounds so done with people's shit throughout the whole video. Honestly, I wouldn't trust myself with the one on the far left. And I would only open the balisong like it's going to get startled and stab me 37 times in the chest

@braveheartbob3473 Жыл бұрын

I was 'playing' with my buddy's Spiderco knife, trying to switch it open using just wrist action.....the shift in weight when it did open almost made me chop the tip of my nose off. I was so lucky and I learned a ton

@ericjones8179 3 жыл бұрын

This guys just walking around wishing for one question: Hey does anybody have a knife??

@williamhopkins1262 3 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of this video kzfaq.info/get/bejne/j6d0Y8Rn3L2qon0.html

@vulcancent774 2 жыл бұрын

@@Its_Captain_Jack_Sparrow same!

@MrBl4ckY 2 жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ieCYpdFe07fJZXk.html Knife guy when he was small

@iisquiddiesquid 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Don't be fooled tho. It only looks like a butterfly knife

@VinnytotheK 2 жыл бұрын

*Hey does anybody want a knife??

@mug875 2 жыл бұрын

I physically recoiled when he pushed his hand onto the double sided blade.

@KClO3 2 жыл бұрын

Ok attention seeker

@crab_computer 2 жыл бұрын

@@KClO3 Having basic human function doesn't make you an attention seeker.

@spidermonk3uVvwy8-2 2 жыл бұрын

@@KClO3 is this what autism does to people?

@dough7726 2 жыл бұрын

@@spidermonk3uVvwy8-2 yes

@Aki4s 2 жыл бұрын

@@spidermonk3uVvwy8-2 yeah

@spike4403 2 жыл бұрын

anyone else comeback to this video every six months or so without looking for it directly

@Parele1l Жыл бұрын

Never before have I physically recoiled and been unable to look straight at a digital video until he demonstrated the situation where others push (with force) the blade end to close that last knife.

@astrobagans6182 3 жыл бұрын

Sorry officer. This is on my "don't hand to anyone" list

@iisadragonborn7128 3 жыл бұрын

strange seeing comments with 500 likes and no replies

@jesuschrist4185 3 жыл бұрын

@@iisadragonborn7128 fuck you

@BigWheel. 3 жыл бұрын

@@jesuschrist4185 God bless you!

@faithmartinez2235 3 жыл бұрын

@@BigWheel. 😂😭

@salacious_modeus. 2 жыл бұрын

@@jesuschrist4185 wanna talk about it, man?

@boi5079 5 жыл бұрын

I just carry a 1 meter broadsword. Then if someone asks for it they must best me in a duel beforehand.

@qas2644 5 жыл бұрын

Then a kung fu master shows up and defeat you.

@panzerbuchse1828 5 жыл бұрын

In Soviet Russia, Broadsword carry *You*

@ricksanchez6318 5 жыл бұрын

Lol that’s so good!😂😂😂

@cooorsbanq4226 5 жыл бұрын

@@qas2644 not with the armor he wears with the broadsword

@yulfine1688 5 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure Texas is probably the only state you can legally open carry a sword in a sheath because yup everyone totally does that. You can carry any blades over 6 inches does anyone? If you want to probably look stupid maybe lol

@xylsky1300 Жыл бұрын

The paragon or whatever its called is beautiful af and so was that sliding one, fourth from the left

@Vooni. 11 ай бұрын

this vid comes back in my recommended page every month to haunt me

@aabahdjfisosososos 3 жыл бұрын

“Knives you should not hand to people.” *Hands to someone anyways*

@justfassy1176 3 жыл бұрын

Only if their ten years old

@onesmallissueiaminyourwall2051 4 жыл бұрын

**robber breaks into his house** Lugermonger: Hello my fellow gentleman.

@jacobl2111 4 жыл бұрын

Laughingnote 313 literally so true

@Akemi0e 4 жыл бұрын

**GETS SHOT**

@clinicallyretarded552 4 жыл бұрын

*_You picked the wrong house foo_*

@TheInquisitionOfMan 4 жыл бұрын

Kristo Martinez I shoot first

@askdhmtherobloxian2934 4 жыл бұрын

Whole ass gang: *breaks in* Luger, holding his Bali song and the body of one of them: *G e n t l e m e n*

@rat4948 Жыл бұрын

This video comes back every year I swear

@WisKy64VT 11 ай бұрын

You know now I want a paragon warlock

@dickheadanonymous4271 5 жыл бұрын

As long as I have the confidence that they know how to handle a knife, *ill throw that knife at them*

@lamp1739 5 жыл бұрын

Memez Daily OR they play video games

@xplane11fan93 5 жыл бұрын

Your profile pic is hilarious 😂

@jon.... 5 жыл бұрын

@@xplane11fan93 a dead meme from 2016 is hilarious

@-lavenderlove-9534 5 жыл бұрын

XDD

@Dylan-gx9bd 5 жыл бұрын

TheUpsideDownLamp NuMBErS 42000 laks

@Excalibur01 4 жыл бұрын

Going back to this because I just bought a Paragon Warlock. I literally had to stop a dude from touching the blade and trying to close it RIGHT after I showed them how to close it

@Lugermonger35 4 жыл бұрын

That's freaking funny it's probably a pretty common problem with the Warlock

@Excalibur01 4 жыл бұрын

@@Lugermonger35 I was like, "no no no, stop!" before he almost cut his fingers on the razor sharp blade

@itsruf1 3 жыл бұрын

So basically you relate to this piece of work above and get off on it. Little knife thing makes you secure.

@Excalibur01 3 жыл бұрын

@@itsruf1 Excuse you?

@pyroguyman096 3 жыл бұрын

@@itsruf1 boooo, you're boring

@max_wav 6 ай бұрын

It's good to visit this video once in awhile.

@SunnyThief 5 ай бұрын

Amen

@jackfrost7389 Жыл бұрын

The kind of gun that brings a knife to a gun fight

@lorenzokk3120 3 жыл бұрын

person: are you a cat or dog persog lugermonger: *knife*

@nikto7297 2 жыл бұрын

I'm a dog persog

@resvoire5650 2 жыл бұрын

I'm a cat persog

@qlus 2 жыл бұрын

*_-persog-_*

@fernando47180 2 жыл бұрын

I couldn't help but picture a persog putting a leash on their knife and taking it for a walk

@williamckinley 2 жыл бұрын

i'm a persog

@cx4936 3 жыл бұрын

"These knives are too strong for you traveller" - Knife Seller

@CumAss 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for this comment

@Zeuisu 2 жыл бұрын

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@thisisaname3117 2 жыл бұрын

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@HardcoreGoose 2 жыл бұрын

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@coonan9764 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for this comment

@LargeFarva125 Жыл бұрын

what a saint for putting this video out there.

@Alxvndro Жыл бұрын

Just watching this for the fourth time as it comes into the recommended once again. Thanks algorithm.

@tuxedobird9227 5 жыл бұрын

“They don’t know it’s sharp” Me:ITS A KNIFE

@DanMal2000 5 жыл бұрын

Gaming Nightcore F

@tuxedobird9227 5 жыл бұрын

@kektaro 5 жыл бұрын

Gaming Nightcore very few people know what an actually sharp knife really is, what most people think is sharp is unbearable to me and feels dull

@chrisjason7607 5 жыл бұрын

Keisukek Bakahashi very true

@rwhggrwhb4255 5 жыл бұрын

he means people dont know how sharp knives can realy be

@tobystephenson908 7 жыл бұрын

"Yeah I'll just throw that knife at someone..." Ummmm ok...

@oTR3TR3 7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, a closed knife you dummy. most if not all actual knife people know better than to throw an open blade at somebody (unless you intended to)

@kevinoloane1479 7 жыл бұрын

Obertron 12345 he not literal dork

@Flyingsaucer79 7 жыл бұрын

I am a literal dork

@trashi_1145 7 жыл бұрын

Kevin Oloane it's a joke dork XD

@madisonxyz9887 7 жыл бұрын

Bigdork 😂 good to know.

@gersihysa9715 Жыл бұрын

i seen this video 10 times and ill continue to watch it

@johnman4345 Жыл бұрын

Definitely adding this to my collection!

@ethandevine8571 7 жыл бұрын

"Ill throw the knife right at a boy or girl."

@nazaha859 7 жыл бұрын

Ethan Cxle a closed knife

@lidianc5591 7 жыл бұрын

Your boi guzma then the closed part slaps them in the face

@user-uu9zv7pb2u 7 жыл бұрын

Ethan Cxle a TEN YEAR OLD boy or girl

@ethandevine8571 7 жыл бұрын

oh, of course

@oneer8435 6 жыл бұрын

Ethan Cxle hell fire son your dangerous! Your future address I bet will be San Quinton .

@sexyjamal7774 7 жыл бұрын

Even as a knife guy I would not feel comfortable opening that last one.

@gerardorubio757 7 жыл бұрын

SexyJamal77 the balisong or the paragon?

@sexyjamal7774 7 жыл бұрын

The Paragon obviously.

@gerardorubio757 7 жыл бұрын

SexyJamal77 Yeah you kinda confused me a little just because in the video he introduced the balisong last

@sexyjamal7774 7 жыл бұрын

True, the Paragon is still the last one on the row though.

@Andy47357 7 жыл бұрын

i got the warlock its a fun one. nothing scary about it aside from the fact that it is dual edged

@monkeyman1282 Жыл бұрын

No nonsense. Straight to the point. Good video 👍

@xertul2865 2 жыл бұрын

The balisong looks really cool