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I Created ROME as the VIKING POPE in Crusader Kings 3

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Koifish

Koifish

Күн бұрын

In Crusader Kings 3, The Papacy rules over all of the Catholic Kingdoms! But what if someone where to take his place? That's when I knew it was time to send in the MOST LEARNED AND ZEALUS ruler in all of CK3: Jarl Haesteinn
I, Koifish, will play as the Viking Norse, and conquer my way down to take over all of Rome and Italy. I also reform the Asatru Norse religion, as well as create the Hybrid culture between Italians and the Norse! The Norse Romans! The hybrid culture is one of my favorite features from the last DLC Royal Court!
I'm also playing with the latest DLC Fate of Iberia!
The sun-kissed lands of Iberia await your glorious rule with Crusader Kings III: Fate of Iberia flavor pack. Deeply rich in history, culture and people, the peninsula’s medieval destiny is ready to be shaped by your majestic hand, be it clad in conciliatory velvet or as an iron fist.
The new major multi-stage Struggle feature lets you decide on the fate of a lively and complex region across realms and cultures. Be the one to unite Iberia under a single banner, or watch as conflict marks generations to come.

Пікірлер: 287
@Koifish
@Koifish 2 жыл бұрын
*HAESTEINN POPE ALERT* No, you are not imagining things! I, Koifish, will be uploading regularly now. And that's not just a coincidence! 2-3 videos a week, every week! This one was honestly so fun to make, and I can't wait to show you lads where I take Haesteinn next! :D
@GabeTheEndermidget1997
@GabeTheEndermidget1997 2 жыл бұрын
I like this one, too. Will there be a sequel?
@calebsutton6798
@calebsutton6798 2 жыл бұрын
Do a part 2 of reforming roman empire as haestings heirs
@mattparker9726
@mattparker9726 2 жыл бұрын
Everytime you say "Piety" I hear the Family Guy Swedish baker, "Would you like some of my PEE?" ROFL
@Uzzgub
@Uzzgub 2 жыл бұрын
A Interaction for the Interaction God, a Comment for the Comment Throne, for the Almighty Algorithm
@oldmanwaterfall
@oldmanwaterfall 2 жыл бұрын
"They wish to reclaim their birthright. I shall only give them death!" That was a pretty epic line.
@walnzell9328
@walnzell9328 2 жыл бұрын
The first birthright of all life on this Earth is to die.
@peterp.9327
@peterp.9327 2 жыл бұрын
"And now, combining Norse and Roman culture, i have created an entirely new and unique culture, the Nor-mans!" ".. Wait."
@sahilhossain8204
@sahilhossain8204 2 жыл бұрын
Hmm seems familiar
@Thanadeez
@Thanadeez 2 жыл бұрын
anglo saxons and french people getting ptsd
@alendonvaldor5808
@alendonvaldor5808 Жыл бұрын
@Methodius -Μεθόδιος- Danish technically. With some Norse. To call a Norman a Frenchman is an insult!
@Dusk237
@Dusk237 Жыл бұрын
@@alendonvaldor5808 norman was the name the french called the vikings
@alendonvaldor5808
@alendonvaldor5808 Жыл бұрын
@@Dusk237 Norman's were specifically the Norse, Danes, ect that attacked France so hard that the king decided to throw land and noble titles at them to make them stop. Norman's were the people of Normandy, which is the land France gave to them.
@teal_m_101
@teal_m_101 2 жыл бұрын
Bringing a whole new meaning to "Is the pope Catholic?"
@Koifish
@Koifish 2 жыл бұрын
Is he? C:
@NotMe.117
@NotMe.117 2 жыл бұрын
Not anymore
@paulschumacher4308
@paulschumacher4308 2 жыл бұрын
In CK3 that is an important question.
@Uzzgub
@Uzzgub 2 жыл бұрын
A Interaction for the Interaction God, a Comment for the Comment Throne, for the Almighty Algorithm
@Halestem
@Halestem 2 жыл бұрын
But doesn’t bring a new meaning to “Does the Pope shit in the woods?”
@bigman7784
@bigman7784 2 жыл бұрын
Koifish should have haesteinn become a mongol and create the mongol empire
@Koifish
@Koifish 2 жыл бұрын
I should! Nay! I will!
@raphaelraymundo6642
@raphaelraymundo6642 2 жыл бұрын
@@Koifish Mongnorse culture
@paldennorbu8808
@paldennorbu8808 2 жыл бұрын
@@raphaelraymundo6642 It can't become Mongonorse because of "Mongo"
@MedicineMan55
@MedicineMan55 2 жыл бұрын
At least the Mongols can't cross water... right? We should be safe on our islands.
@alfa2649
@alfa2649 Жыл бұрын
He Has Done It
@jorvach9874
@jorvach9874 2 жыл бұрын
I WILL DRINK COMMUNION WINE FROM YOUR SKULL! -The Viking Pope
@VarangianGuard13
@VarangianGuard13 2 жыл бұрын
Khan Krom of the Bulgars! He made the head of a Byzantine Emperor into a drinking cup... Where will "The Emperor" go next??
@antonkamenski6236
@antonkamenski6236 2 жыл бұрын
Up next, jarl Jarl Hæsteinn unites the Balkans against the tyranny of the Byzantine Empire! Brings prosperity, the grace of the Allfather, and the art of borrowing the gold and people off of neighboring nations.
@pascaldesjardins9835
@pascaldesjardins9835 2 жыл бұрын
Form yougoslavia
@jorvach9874
@jorvach9874 2 жыл бұрын
@@pascaldesjardins9835 *Our*goslavia now
@chuckn4851
@chuckn4851 2 жыл бұрын
I mean just uniting the Balkans would be achievement enough
@chuckn4851
@chuckn4851 2 жыл бұрын
No offense
@rodheadland4575
@rodheadland4575 2 жыл бұрын
“I have a brilliant strategy on how to avoid knights…” 10/10 joke. Well done
@youraveragecanuck6788
@youraveragecanuck6788 2 жыл бұрын
“Damn crusader kings…getting me emotional..WELL BACK TO KILLING ENGLISHMEN!” Had me laughing so hard
@Chladas77
@Chladas77 2 жыл бұрын
Now you should restore roman empire as Haesteinn
@Sheatkick
@Sheatkick 2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe you keep making ways to make Haesteinn interesting
@Koifish
@Koifish 2 жыл бұрын
Neither can I! I do have a few other CK3 ideas lined up that does not include Haesteinn! But also some that do! :D
@Ariastes707
@Ariastes707 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly think ai Pope should get the option to ask every Catholic ruler to defend them in defensive wars. Far to easy to steal Roma.
@CT--ox2iu
@CT--ox2iu 2 жыл бұрын
The idea of haesteinn rolling into battle wearing a pope hat is too hilarious to me
@IsaiahSandy
@IsaiahSandy 2 жыл бұрын
It's always a good day when Koifish uploads!
@konnosx1213
@konnosx1213 2 жыл бұрын
More Haesteinn shenanegans ideas : Viking Israel Viking Byzantium Zoroastrian Viking Persia and finally Haesteinn goes to Mongolia and becomes the greatest of Khans
@andyhx2
@andyhx2 2 жыл бұрын
NOOO! You cannot form Israel as Haesteinn! You are missing on great pun opportunity. You must form it as house Jute and turn it into house Jude.
@tacothunderking4558
@tacothunderking4558 2 жыл бұрын
I've done Zoroastrian Viking Persia in one of my games before and it's so much fun.
@obiwankenobi579
@obiwankenobi579 2 жыл бұрын
Koifish - my favourite Viking fish! Love your videos!
@vespernight4236
@vespernight4236 2 жыл бұрын
I was just re watching some older ck3 videos and the man uploads a new video. Great timing koifish.
@Koifish
@Koifish 2 жыл бұрын
It was all planned!
@dragonsblaze7961
@dragonsblaze7961 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry Koifish but I'm gonna need a CK3 video every night shift from now on, they're too good
@berkaykayaseker9734
@berkaykayaseker9734 2 жыл бұрын
That pitcure of the yellow pants dude wearing pope hat was the funniest cursed paradox moment ever.
@BoloBouncer
@BoloBouncer Жыл бұрын
Yellow Prussia pants
@UncleGooe
@UncleGooe 2 жыл бұрын
High king Fylkir Heastien "the Divine" child eater of Romagna! Hip hip hurray! Hip Hip hurray! Hip Hip hurray! Best Heastien episode yet. You really out did yourself this time! AWESOME.
@clementpontier3828
@clementpontier3828 2 жыл бұрын
Challenge : take the Become Greatest of Khans decision with good old Hæsteinn as a starter 😀 i wanna see viking mongols !
@dipsers
@dipsers 2 жыл бұрын
This is such a good idea I love it!
@OlafderPirat
@OlafderPirat 2 жыл бұрын
I did this recently, it was so much fun. I also took the pope's hat in the the siege and it was a sight to behold seeing the Haesteinn Dynasty wearing it for generations.
@FTWNorwayFTW
@FTWNorwayFTW 2 жыл бұрын
Ragnhildr the Mega giant will forever be in my heart, oh how she was so nimble with the little cakes
@ttlpwn34
@ttlpwn34 2 жыл бұрын
I challenge Koifish to establish the Haesteinn Shogunate!
@kingsta8499
@kingsta8499 2 жыл бұрын
This should have happened in history
@AncientSlugThrower
@AncientSlugThrower 2 жыл бұрын
This is actually how it happened, just nobody remembers.
@demonkingbadger6689
@demonkingbadger6689 2 жыл бұрын
@@AncientSlugThrower should we blame the public schools?🤔
@AncientSlugThrower
@AncientSlugThrower 2 жыл бұрын
@@demonkingbadger6689 Or blame society? Or should we blame the images on TV?
@demonkingbadger6689
@demonkingbadger6689 2 жыл бұрын
@@AncientSlugThrower 😁 i just know some history professor is yelling Haelstein!!!.😉 Koifish should title this series "Haelstein Ruins History"🙂
@maxflug8008
@maxflug8008 2 жыл бұрын
Koyfish, not even 2 days without being a Viking
@ShadowWolfRising
@ShadowWolfRising 2 жыл бұрын
"Where should Haestein go Next?" Siberia, Siberia is weirdly underutilized in CK3 videos from everyone.
@motv1nd193
@motv1nd193 2 жыл бұрын
Even watching Koifish peel the bark off a birch would be more entertaining than suffering all of TV combined
@maxjohn6012
@maxjohn6012 2 жыл бұрын
Could you do a video where you resurrect the Ancient Egyptian kingdom, and become Pharaoh Haeteinn?
@francenkovcan5211
@francenkovcan5211 Жыл бұрын
Haesteinn: [conquers the papacy] game: you are sill obscure
@LegionOfRome
@LegionOfRome 2 жыл бұрын
Love your your videos!!!
@krispybacon7152
@krispybacon7152 6 ай бұрын
“That is not only great, it is also very good” -Koifish, 2022
@twiga2
@twiga2 2 жыл бұрын
You need more subscribers, this is the most entertaining ck3 content I've every watched
@stefanoaliverti8270
@stefanoaliverti8270 2 жыл бұрын
Kofish make a leagandary heastin become a calipahte in arabia
@maviko2399
@maviko2399 2 жыл бұрын
Finally more Viking action!
@fakky5170
@fakky5170 2 жыл бұрын
Can't believe you said holy sea instead of Papasea. Great video none the less.
@rwolfheart6580
@rwolfheart6580 2 жыл бұрын
It was a pun on Holy See. Both work.
@jamestown8398
@jamestown8398 Жыл бұрын
I'm so glad you cited your sources.
@skeletalobserver406
@skeletalobserver406 2 жыл бұрын
Wait, more vids more often?... Hell yeah!!! For the Vikings!
@YunsAvatar
@YunsAvatar 2 жыл бұрын
Koifish asking the actual deep questions on his sacrilegious jokes. That's one area where I don't have a comment... nope...
@thefbi3350
@thefbi3350 2 жыл бұрын
"My source? It's that I made it the fuck up"
@aadityajain2651
@aadityajain2651 2 жыл бұрын
Love ur work and humour
@sirelderly
@sirelderly 2 жыл бұрын
Only knew Koifish from Simo and never really bothered to watch, dang I've been missing a lot. The voice acting took the whole video to another level
@peanutandcake2929
@peanutandcake2929 2 жыл бұрын
You actually got me with that haestening fact.
@SkinMotionCreator
@SkinMotionCreator 2 жыл бұрын
2:00 absolute knee slapper !!
@Pokemaple
@Pokemaple 2 жыл бұрын
I love all these CK3 videos but I just WISH we could possibly know koifish's favourite character at the 867 start date? 🤔
@jasoncrawford5417
@jasoncrawford5417 2 жыл бұрын
I would totally play Haestinn's Edition of Fallout. Edited afterwards to say: Wow! You got things DONE in that playthrough!
@Koifish
@Koifish 2 жыл бұрын
Haesteinn becomes the new Mr. House and takes over New Vegas! And thank you! I try my best to really go hard >:D
@Loriensen
@Loriensen 2 жыл бұрын
Man the holy sea/see pun is so good
@demavend6847
@demavend6847 2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe I missed this video when it came out! What a great video!
@cruzaider5339
@cruzaider5339 2 жыл бұрын
Average koifish ck3 title “I >insert challenge here< as a viking in crusader kings 3!”
@Donbasos14
@Donbasos14 2 жыл бұрын
Here you go, another comment. Your campaign of the Umayad was great to see.
@joerrg5842
@joerrg5842 2 жыл бұрын
2:16 Not the Alps xD. Great video though
@Koifish
@Koifish 2 жыл бұрын
Great video, bad geography >:D
@HjalleCalibursChannel
@HjalleCalibursChannel 2 жыл бұрын
Is it possible to make Jarl Heisteinn as a dwarf? Making Scandinavia in to a dwarven empire?
@gonzalohiguero6632
@gonzalohiguero6632 2 жыл бұрын
Koifish, you are the one good thing in my week. Thanks for the cool video
@anubisd613
@anubisd613 2 жыл бұрын
Of course you made the pope a viking
@wersande1454
@wersande1454 2 жыл бұрын
Jarl heasteinn but you can't migrate
@Koifish
@Koifish 2 жыл бұрын
NOOOOOOOOO JARL HAESTEINN IS STUCK!
@wersande1454
@wersande1454 2 жыл бұрын
@@Koifish as paradox intended
@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation 2 жыл бұрын
96-year old Jarl Haesteinn scares me
@sweden4thewin
@sweden4thewin 2 жыл бұрын
Great video as always my man
@challenpratico438
@challenpratico438 2 жыл бұрын
This a level of humour that I only ever dream of achieving
@themastamanhd4861
@themastamanhd4861 2 жыл бұрын
Koi you really make amazing content! So happy to hear more is coming!
@heckinmemes6430
@heckinmemes6430 2 жыл бұрын
Genghis: "Yea, that's pretty good."
@Crizzly122
@Crizzly122 2 жыл бұрын
Koifish this is the 7th time you've shown viking pope in class
@SomebodyXD3076
@SomebodyXD3076 Жыл бұрын
bro you are best player I ever seen you should bring back roman empire with this and make actual Romanorse Empire
@darthvader3840
@darthvader3840 2 жыл бұрын
My main man/fish Koifish, I absolutely love your videos! You always make me laugh and love the playthroughs! You got me playing CK3! and it was the best decision ever!
@Koifish
@Koifish 2 жыл бұрын
Ayyyy! :D
@HalfBloodBrony
@HalfBloodBrony 2 жыл бұрын
I’m currently using this path to create a Hellenic Roman Empire through italia
@danclark2914
@danclark2914 2 жыл бұрын
Koifish you are now my favourite game streamer and make me miss Sweden very very much.
@slacksviii9824
@slacksviii9824 2 жыл бұрын
As a fellow Christian I ask myself the same thing with some of the stuff I've done in CK3 XD
@Dloin
@Dloin 2 жыл бұрын
Thats the same as writing "where is your god now?" on ductape and putting it as toilett paper on the guest toilette.
@Zantides
@Zantides 2 жыл бұрын
Jarl is an actual nordic name, perhaps you're correct 😂👍
@AncientSlugThrower
@AncientSlugThrower 2 жыл бұрын
Commoner: "Good day, Jarl Bichs." Jarl Jarl Bichs: "Did that peasant just address me by my name, or my title? Either way, he must be executed."
@allard2820
@allard2820 2 жыл бұрын
Another amazing video!
@Salvaak05
@Salvaak05 2 жыл бұрын
Koifish has a viking fetish
@Koifish
@Koifish 2 жыл бұрын
More like a Viking addiction! I can stop anytime!
@tbontbtitq1981
@tbontbtitq1981 2 жыл бұрын
Can we all take a moment to stand in awe of a 96 year old Haesteinn?
@hamanonaoki7730
@hamanonaoki7730 2 жыл бұрын
“He’s a Saint”
@Soulvex
@Soulvex 2 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for more.
@towelstien4258
@towelstien4258 2 жыл бұрын
Great idea
@greenrocket23
@greenrocket23 2 жыл бұрын
Haesteinn is the most versatile character in CK3
@ambufan3242
@ambufan3242 2 жыл бұрын
Pls be the Viking Kaiser or viking emperor of the holy Roman Viking empire
@corvus1374
@corvus1374 2 жыл бұрын
Koifish has been infested with Alzabo's pun disease.
@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689
@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689 2 жыл бұрын
A fine edition to the Koifish Expanded Universe - can't wait for the crossover where Viking Rome and Viking Brittany team up to fight the Viking Mongols and Viking Arabs! All fun and games until Viking Jaruselem gets involved...
@khelgar9706
@khelgar9706 2 жыл бұрын
I would love to see a part two of this. Maybe try to convert the other catholic parts of Europe?
@irishsailor9181
@irishsailor9181 2 жыл бұрын
Damn I'm 95% positive KZfaq unsubscribed me from you. I've heard about that happening but I've never seen it. I've been watching you for like 2-3 years there's no way I never subscribed.
@anyacarlson5219
@anyacarlson5219 Жыл бұрын
Ah, I finally found my Haesteinn-cheesing brethren, god bless 🙏
@jakecooksley8064
@jakecooksley8064 2 жыл бұрын
Next time haesteinn becomes the Khan of Khans? Or a Norse Khan of khans???
@caniblmolstr4503
@caniblmolstr4503 2 жыл бұрын
The only space left for Count Haesteinn now is outer space
@crypanelcrypanel6508
@crypanelcrypanel6508 2 жыл бұрын
"Their dead god" is yours too, Haesteinn
@liquidtv78
@liquidtv78 2 жыл бұрын
Great content from you always. Makes me want to play CK3 again!
@user-io1bq9qk7l
@user-io1bq9qk7l 2 жыл бұрын
Koyfish: "I'm a SAAAAINT!?" Me with a strong deja vu feeling: "But when you close your eyes..."
@peehoss6290
@peehoss6290 2 жыл бұрын
this is one of my favorite campaigns to do in ck3
@McCann22
@McCann22 2 жыл бұрын
Watched a few videos liked them So subscribed and liked
@Uzzgub
@Uzzgub 2 жыл бұрын
A Interaction for the Interaction God, a Comment for the Comment Throne, for the Almighty Algorithm
@shasmire01
@shasmire01 2 жыл бұрын
not more count Haesting... how much more of this can we take
@ItsmesoN
@ItsmesoN 11 ай бұрын
"if that isn't impressive then I don't know what is" haha
@Takayama-sama
@Takayama-sama 2 жыл бұрын
When I first stated watching your videos Koyfish I misheard you. When you said “Ásatrú Faith” I thought you said “Awesome One True Faith”. It made sense because yeah as a Viking that would be the awesome one true faith so I didn’t question why you kept calling it that lol.
@Nebuhalanezar
@Nebuhalanezar Жыл бұрын
This is hilarious. Especially the children’s names. I‘m crying here from laughing.
@doubleyell_
@doubleyell_ 2 ай бұрын
Best koi fish video because fallout reference
@BlackKnigth323
@BlackKnigth323 2 жыл бұрын
I got a challenge for Koifish, not play Haesteinn for one video when selecting a Norse Because Koifish good ol reliable is Jarl Haesteinn
@nojnavick
@nojnavick 2 жыл бұрын
Bjorn Ironside
@Valeska11
@Valeska11 2 жыл бұрын
Love your vids, loved the ending for more vids!
@Spaggen09
@Spaggen09 2 жыл бұрын
Dunno bro, looks like my standard Haestein playthrough xDDDDD
@Quarks123
@Quarks123 2 жыл бұрын
97 Years Old Pope Haesteinn
@makmixerbeast
@makmixerbeast 2 жыл бұрын
If you go on a binge and turn a bunch of other guys into the pope, if you do a steppe pope, will you throat sing?
@cicciolampredotti
@cicciolampredotti 2 жыл бұрын
We want a sequel of this episode, maybe the Romanorse can take Byzantium
@demonkingbadger6689
@demonkingbadger6689 2 жыл бұрын
The Byzanorse? Scandinzantium?
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