Imagine being Kelsey and waking up to hear Goblin Cody from downstairs start laughing maniacally about trinkets out of fucking nowhere

love that Cody accidentally discovered his own love for goblin time during this.

I am convinced that I have never seen Cody experience pure joy until the moment he heard goblin noises for the first time

cody has taken up the goblincore lifestyle suspiciously fast

Ngl cody got into goblin mode a little too fast…

i'm convinced cody knows EXACTLY what goblincore is with that impressive goblin mode he broke out

I found the sentence "I'll be having that" so hilarious I started using it around my boyfriend to see if I could get him to add it to his vocabulary.... and it worked 😂 I love hearing him say "I'll be having that" now randomly in everyday conversation not knowing where it came from 😈

Cody trying to immitate the goblin to prove how weird it is, and unironically getting way too into it is the funniest thing I've ever seen. he oddly proved how it kinda makes sense to do lol

I'm not sure anything will ever make me laugh harder than watching Cody make himself laugh by making feral goblin noises 😂

cody actually wrote that goblin confession

My best friend from high school confessed to a bomb threat that was made our senior year. She wanted to get out of a test and panicked. The threat was found the next day, so she still had to take the test AND live with the terror of being caught. Funniest part about it is that she did not tell a soul until she told me - THE NIGHT BEFORE MY WEDDING OVER 10 YEARS LATER.

I watched this video a couple weeks ago and had to come back to comment about the events that just took place in my home.... I was telling my wife about the goblin story after I watched it cuz it was hilarious. I guess my 6yo daughter overheard the story, because tonight I heard her giggling in her room, I went up to see what was so funny. She had one of my hoodies on (I'm 6'3" so she was completely covered) she was hunched over with her pillowcase full of trinkets, from her own room, creeping around like a goblin saying "I'll be taking this" then laughing her ass off. I damn near pissed my pants laughing. She told me she heard me talking about it and it sounded like a fun game and she was bored in bed tonight and remembered it. So she went ahead and started playing, and I quote "trinket goblin". I honestly can't stop laughing. I wish I could share the pic in this comment because she got really REALLY into her goblin role. I can't breathe it's so funny. I just had to share this here.

cody’s realizing how free it feels to be a goblin

just imagine kelsey walking by codys office and hearing him pretending to be a goblin, and thinking what the fuck is he doing now 😭

if cody ever gets tumblr he will immediately understand just how little he truly understood about goblincore lmao

I lived in an 8 person house in college and one of the guys would sometimes go goblin mode. He was like a 5'0 extremely pale but oddly muscular guy who would literally crawl around on all fours hissing sometimes, especially when drunk or high. It was funny except he would also like hide under my bed while I was in the kitchen and pop up behind me when I got back

Goblincore really killed it for Cody. Homie was traumatized instantly.

These confessions make me look like a sane person who’s got everything figured out in life

The contrast of Noel laughing at every dead dog story and Cody being genuinely sad about the smooshed parrot

The thought of the goblin guy having the "post nut clarity" of his little charade and having to put all the shit back from the trinket sack. 😂😂😂 Like he just has to clean the house after he's done. Lmaooo. Like dinner is cooking and he has to shamefully put his silverware back in the drawer 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Cody did that goblin impression a little….too good 🤨

I'm surprised Cody never made a "Goblin deez nuts" joke

ah yes the age old goblin joke. anybody revisiting from the 5 fifth graders, one mole video?

you know cody is an old man when he starts talking about raisin texture and how he likes dried foods

Idk why but Goblin Mode is oddly comforting. Maybe we all gotta go Goblin Mode sometimes

cody limping around acting like a troll is the funniest shit i’ve seen in a MINUTE edit: sorry y’all i combined cody ko into kody LMAOO

No way Cody doesn't regularly go Goblin Mode, he seems well-practiced

Cody having so much fun pretending to be a goblin tells me he is in fact into goblincore

I'm shocked that Cody doesn't know how bad things are at Amazon. It goes way beyond not being allowed to use the restroom.

the goblin skits are so fucking funny

The fact that Cody calls back to goblin time every time he does a confession video makes me think he’s doing goblin time once a week at home 😂

LOVE THIS (btw so Cody doesn't worry, Goblincore isn't actually acting like a goblin, you just decorate your home to feel like your interpretation of a goblin's home- he should check out some goblincore rooms tbh)

when i’m home alone i like to put on a specific white dress and run around my house pretending i’m a ghost

As someone who works in food, the doordash grub hub etc always gets stollen off the shelf. Though I hate the company I work for, during a stressful fast paced day and finding out an order has been stolen makes that day worse

I love the idea of going Goblin mode. Honestly, I hate cleaning up really anything or doing chores, so this may be the motivation and the piece I was missing

The callbacks on this video were SOLID! Every time he brought back a joke he made previously, it was so unexpected and HILARIOUS

Goblin man is adorable. Love that for him. I hope it helps him deal with stress.

The main difference between Cottagecore and Goblincore is that the aesthetics of Cottagecore is inspired by the romanticized western agricultural lifestyle while comparatively, on the other hand, the aesthetics of Goblincore is inspired by the goblins, which are related to the ugliness or dirtiness in connection with nature also, it can be expressed by any plants or animals.

cody is absolutely going to unironically go goblin mode the next time kelsey leaves him home alone

Imagine Cody going into the bedroom while Kelsey is sleeping and just goes “I’ll be having that” in his goblin voice and then throws her into his sack

This was so funny and nice to watch as a break in a otherwise stressful exam week, thank you for making awesome content!🥰

Goblin dude is living his best life and I’m jealous

I like how in the one story that uses the word trinkets and is about sneaking in and stealing things, Cody doesn't break out the Goblin impression. He knew it was too obvious. Class.

Cody acting like a goblin is the funniest thing i have ever seen. i was literally laughing so hard

All throughout school I was in SPED (Special Education) for dyslexia and ADHD. The room that I would go to to complete schoolwork and receive help from was called the CMC. I figured out in middle school that teachers were unsure of how to approach learning disabilities etc and so, when I didn’t want to do work, would excuse myself to the CMC for ‘help’. Basically, I would go to the CMC, hide my earbuds with my hair, and watch Naruto for hours until the bell rang

“What is the difference between Goblincore and Cottagecore? Goblincore, like cottagecore, is characterized by its reverence for nature. Goblincore, though, takes a slightly different approach and finds beauty in traditionally undesirable aspects of nature.” - google lol

The people dine and dashing the restaurant is probably racking it up until it’s a felony then they’ll press charges haha

Schools: "bullying is not cool, making someone feel bad is wrong" Also schools: "let's put these kids up on a stage and traumatize them by forcing them to sing a cringy song while the other students laugh and record them to post on the internet so they will never be able to forget the soul crushing embarrassment they felt on that day"

i need to see kelsey and cody going goblin mode together. i can just imagine kelsey walking around and picking up chili's stuff saying "ill be having that."

The goblin bit had me laughing out loud in my tutoring lab while working on homework. Best laugh I’ve had in a while.

The ethereal binaural beats playing in the background while Cody's in goblin mode is absolutely giving my ears a treat.. or should I say, a trinket 🤪

The fact that Kody is like 30 and he never questioned the "fire alarm spitting ink" till now, very amusing :)

Cody starting to impersonate a goblin in his own way and then instantly remembering he looked up what they sound like 😂😂

cody going Goblin Mode is the best thing I've ever seen

The 8th grade rap one. I bailed at the laat minute on this group of mean, popular girls whose friend group I was always apart of but treated me like garbage and instead chose to do a really embarrassing dance routine with the 2 nerdiest girls in our class. Everyone laughed at us but the girl who was always mean to me cried because when I quit our other friend quit and she was going to have to perform alone, so she didnt go, so I felt good about my decision and still do. And that was over 20 years ago lol. That girl tormented me though. She constantly tried to humiliate me and it felt so good to finally stand up to her.

Even if that guy’s goblin confession was fake, Cody’s gonna start going goblinmode on his own time so the balance is restored

I never thought I would hear Cody say "cottagecore"

It’s hilarious how Cody and Noel used to make jokes about not knowing about Reddit and now soo much of their content is from Reddit

The “trinkets” editing at 3:12 was absolute gold as was the intro. This new editing is fireeee

Him being a goblin on camera KILLED me😂

It’s pretty genius to act like something else to take your mind away from your life. For me it’s playing d&d but acting like someone else completely can just be fun

hes just roleplaying as a goblin thats like the main character from skyrim or something

8:11 Lol I can totally get behind someone faking smth to get out of a situation like this. When I was 10, I went to a study camp retreat but I didn’t want to do this stupid itsy bitsy spider dance that the facilitators kept pushing us to do. In the end, I faked getting a leg cramp, got a free massage and a nice cup of lemon tea while chilling and watching everyone dance

I also had to do the speech for dare in front of my whole school and now I'm an alcoholic with 14 months of sobriety. lmaooo

As a Doordash driver, sometimes the food does get stolen. When it does, the restaurant remakes it and I have to wait, not getting paid during that time

Lmao I’ve never heard that fire alarms spit ink on the person who pulled them, but that’s a good lie to tell children so they don’t do it

The fact that Cody is reacting in the dark really adds to his goblin impression. Like gollum just chillin' in his cave (does he live in a cave? idk and idgaf).

Omfg. Watching this for like the 13th time. It's seriously one of my fav episodes man. You've really been knocking it out of the park lately Cody. Congrats on the wedding man!!!!!

plot twist: it was actually cody who wrote the goblin confession

2:22 Cody listening to the goblin audio completely unaware that he looks just like them with that reaction lmao

There’s something really satisfying about yoinking an item saying “I’ll be having that!” when you’re alone at home and it’s all your shit already 😂 The fun of chaos and stealing without the guilt or consequences

I like how Cody was taught that the fire alarms spit ink out when they’re pulled and still believes it to this day

Raisin Bran is unironically my favorite cereal. Fuck with me.

Cody really came out here and said let me get into character for this Goblin 🤣

I watched a bunch of the videos on this channel tonight and it made me feel like I was just hanging out goofin with a friend. you’re the best mr. ko

My first thought was "How does one pretend to be a goblin?" Cody proceeds to do a full demonstration 🤣

Cody enjoyed that Goblin stuff too much. It's quite clear to me that literally, right this very moment, he's still doing it.

I remember having to play taps for Veterans Day in 8th grade, the amount of pressure I felt looking up and seeing my whole school and all the family members that were in the military was unreal

Never laughed harder at a YT video than this one. That was actually hilarious, his impression of the goblin walk and sounds were just amazing, thank you Cody XD

I come back here often to see Cody as a goblin. The goblin snorting gets me every single time.

when those goblin noises played i fucking almost shat myself. i haven’t laughed that much in ages lmaooooo i was imagining like little grunts not whole heaving/gagging breaths BAHHAHAAHH

10:30 btw this is a true LEADER. bro saved so many people

please continue to do this react series more often! the goblin thing got me yelling

I have already watched the entire video and these are crazy, can't believe that last one

I firmly believe the first confession was actually by cody himself and he just wanted to come clean to us

“Trinkets” is Cody’s trigger word for goblin mode

I just want to watch Cody be a goblin for hours at a time

Bro actually nailed Goblin mode instantly, I'm pleasantly not surprised lol

Well my wife is going to enjoy me acting like a goblin for the next 48 hours or until I forget about this video

Cody giving love to Raisin Bran made my day.

Cody’s goblin impression has me in TEARSSSSS HE WENT ON FOR SO LONG

I’m crying so hard at his goblin impression

I was not expecting this to be THIS funny less than a minute in I am in tears

I think this was one of my favorite videos ever please do more omg

The goblin taking trinkets actually sounds really fun 😭😭😭 Like something I’d do as a kid, makes you appreciate small things you have all over again ig

The goblin imitation was genius! I haven't laughed that hard in a long while 😂

Cody describing Raisin Bran is the exact reason I like it too lol

Every once in a while when I’m having a shitty day, I come back to this video to relive the entire goblin thing. I remember watching this video the day it came out and laughing my ass off at Cody walking around with his pretend trinket sack. Always makes me laugh and never fails to make me feel better. Even if it’s just for the time I’m watching the video lol love it

Someone let me know why I have NEVER seen this man as happy as when he heard goblin noises for the first time 😂

as someone who works in food service PLEASE dont steal someone else's order😭