Poor Kelsey, Cody is definitely gonna start doing pirate talk

I swear Cody became 20% funnier since he got married. My theory is he absorbed some of Kelsey’s humour and maybe Kelsey has become 20% more of a pirate

Cody's ability to read an obviously fake story and take it at complete face value will never cease to amuse me

I swear to god, idk if I laugh more because of Cody or because of Zade roasting Cody through the magic of editing.

the fact that cody keeps up with main channel and 2nd channel videos while training for a literal iron man is so impressive

honestly, if the girl has any feelings for him too, she will definitely come back. he already said she had just broken up with her boyfriend. my dude, don't worry. gals and guys both, no matter how weird an exchange is, if someone is for you, they will always be for you. in awkwardness and in health. don't fret, do not sweat.

That condom story had me in tears, cause it's not nearly as embarrassing as that thread made it out to be😭

I love that Cody just acknowledges the fact that he messed up by moving into full view of the camera bc he knows the editor won’t fix it 😂

1. I actually like the color of the pants with that hoodie/jacket. 2. Being weird in the shower is more common than you’d think. Personally, I like to go “reptile mode”, crouch down on all fours, and spend a few minutes hunched over and crawling around, playing with the water, pretending I’m just now noticing I have a human body, and closing my eyes to further immerse myself in reptile mode. It’s magical, the highlight of the week sometimes. Highly recommend.

I 10000% aggree with the "pretending to be dumb" one, my old job was so hard and I earned peanuts. My new job pays me 4x more and I pretend to be dumb so that they dont make me supervisor, and get this, supervisors get paid the same as my current role but with 3x the work load. So here I am, earning heaps and never getting promoted. It's amazing.

I agree with the line thing, I started a new job 4 months ago and almost every day since I started I leave and eat lunch in my car. People told me it’s weird and sad but it’s nice to just chill recline the chair and watch something. The one time I ate in the building someone came into the lunch room and talked to me about ovens for 25 minutes

Everything just comes together in these videos💀 the humour, the editing and Cody's genuine enjoyment just makes these hilarious and so fun to watch

“Ready the harpoon” got me on the floor

I still say "AHA ILL BE HAVING THIS" literally all the time

3:33 gotta be some of Zade's greatest work - "gucci pants, 0$ (traded dog)" lmao Edit: now that I think about it, I haven't seen Chili in a good while...

Cody is definetly testing out the pirate stuff with Kelsey lol

i laughed way too hard at Cody describing his shitty lunch thoughts

The girl in the condom story not talking to him afterwards probably has less to do with him coming too early and more to do with how he just ended sex right there with no regard for how she was feeling. a guy coming and then not finishing off the other person is inconsiderate to most people, regardless of how early he came

yeah i’ve definitely done the frog in the rain thing in the shower before, much more peaceful life than mine

I feel for that kid who came too soon. Years ago, there was this girl i knew for years and i spent forever being friends with her, never trying to overstep that boundary, but tbh I was absolutely crazy about her. Still one of the most beautiful people I've met. We were hanging out one night and she confessed her feelings for me, it felt like a dream tbh. one thing led to another and we went to the bedroom, but i ended up getting such bad stage fright, that i really couldn't "do the deed" so to speak.. I was honestly just so nervous that this beautiful girl would have anything to do with me, and I choked lol. I told her that it wasn't her, and I was just nervous. it hurt her feelings i could tell, and we never really talked after that. life sucks sometimes.

My favorite part of this video is when Cody says instead of acting dumb, he acts like a dick so people leave him alone. I felt that with my soul

cody giving career advice for a career-type he knows nothing about is so funny. definitely the kinda advice id expect to hear from mr frictionless

Cody trying his best to make frog sounds is up there with his Glorious Hobby Horsing Performance for me. It’s the all out sincerity ❤😂

cody's impression of a frog's ribbit is so oddly satisfying

I found Cody this year as i started getting more into commentary youtubers and tbh his jokes and the editing are top tier. So glad i can watch this on my lunch break. Thanks cody and editor! :)

the fake fart story reminded me of this episode of my favorite gossip podcast where they talk about this family story where someone flushed a hot dog one year and nobody in the family confessed to doing it. it went on for like twenty years and they confessed to the grandpa on his death bed but still didn’t tell the rest of the family who did it until way after. gold.

“yar matey” and the clapping made me choke on my ice cream 💀

i also act dumb at work and its true its so much lighter when it comes to workload and it's easy to flip around if u do want a promotion, just start working slightly harder and everyone notices despite u still not working to the best of ur ability. that's what happened to me

imma be real… i actually think the fit is sick. like genuinely. i think it’s the purple/blue/indigo in the text off the sweatshirt that makes it work. it gives very y2k and i would actually commend cody on his fashion choices. i think it’s sick. love u cody

THE FAKE NOTIF SOUND LMAOO

I love zades editing, it’s like a cool movie where u don’t notice all the cool details the first time then the second and third watch you notice funnier and funnier edits

the fit checks have me in tears. zade’s editing is gold

10:47 - that's funny of cody to say he has second hand embarrassment from this when he's clearly reading his own post (good one zade)

Im sure Cody was the one who posted the pirate thing based on how in-character and excited he got re-enacting that shit

Boys always say “ah dude it was obvious, munch it till you can go again!” But AT LEAST half do not follow own advice 💀

Poop story reminds me of a story My favorite murder told where someone shared they farted in their mail sorting job and it was so bad their coworker thought it was a gas attack and told them to leave so they could clear the area for safety. I don't care if either of these stories are fake or real cause they are beautiful.

The "I pretend I'm dumb at work" thing... I completely understand.... I dont feel like a leader but keep getting leadership roles.... I start as a cook then end up managing, but my pay stays the same... I've never said anything, but as I've gotten older, I realise how unfair that has been on me 🤷‍♂️

The fit check killed me. Zade too good.

I like how your purple pants match the purple font on your hoodie. Good matching.

On the pretending to be dumb at work thing: Being too good at a job can cost you a promotion and can lead to poor treatment at work because they need you to do *that* job. If half of the work for a specific position is done by a single person then why would you move them into another role when the current job won't be getting done as well? Best thing you can do is make the person feel like they don't have any leverage by treating them poorly and keep them in the position they're doing well at then move others into other roles. Working hard is a good way to get noticed, working too hard makes you too valuable at your current position.

As a chef for the past 20 years who puts up my work ethic for owners who don't care about me, literally that moment spoke to my heart. Damn my industry sucks.

My best friend's mom was at a check up at the hospital in her third trimester when cravings struck. She went into the nurses' break room, found a cake gifted to them by a patient and dug in. She was caught red-handed by a midwife who told her it wasn't the first time it had happened. They were quite used to having their cakes eaten by pregnant ladies.

The guy who came too early story was actually adorable. You could tell he really liked her 🥺

"I don't think I would ever act dumb" he says two minutes after getting up out of his chair to exclaim "Aye, I'll be havin' thy booty!"

"YOU'RE NOT HAVING THE THOUGHTS A FROG WOULD HAVE!" - Cody Ko, 2023.

Love when Cody gains his third eye for videos😚

… he knows what he’s doing with that pirate talk and we’re loving it

Episode II : The Return Of The Goblin Era.

“You’re 8 months pregnant you can do anything” BARS

My mom did something similar to the pregnant woman eating the cake when she was pregnant with me - instead of chocolate cake, it was a rotisserie chicken and she started eating it while driving home.

The "pretend to be dumb" piece of advice is incredible honestly. The stuff people will tell you because they think you'll forget or are too dumb to actually understand (like tons of secrets, gossip, plans,etc), is astonishing and very very entertaining.

Omg. I do that with my work. When I was 16 I worked in a bakery and they sent me to train to be a baker. By 18 they thrust me into running the bakery !!! 18 years old. It was almost 6 years of hell. Non stop 16 hour shifts and stress being in charge of millions of pounds of orders. So when I left that job I basically showed zero motivation in future jobs. I don’t show enthusiasm for promotion opportunities and keep my work rate and stats right in the middle. I coast and I’m happy this way.

the crow on his head when zade edits him as a pirate is killing me

I am in a London airport close to tears watching Cody trying to mimic a frog in the rain

The entirety of Cody reading that condom story I couldn't breathe lmfao

i feel so sorry for every person that watches cody when they're having a meal, this was a tough one (considering all the shitting your pants and diarrhea talk)

Cody we all love your editor, could we pleeeease get a BTS of him editing an episode? I think it’d be interesting, somewhat funny, 😢and helpful to us aspiring editors!

I love when Cody’s alone for 2 hours of commentary and just gets so brutally unhinged after 90 seconds. Editing was top tier as always.

the post about getting more and more work without a promotion is unfortunately super true. i had a job dangle promotion in my face for months before ultimately giving it to someone else despite them not putting in half of the work i did. it definitely happens, but leaving is for sure the right choice.

I havent laughed this hard in a while

Watching this while doing my makeup for my wedding lol I needed a good laugh I’m so nervous

The pirate post was Kelsey's talking about Cody

Cody is like that one kid in middle school that walked around without shoes on

The fake notification edit from the beginning was hilarious! I rewatched it like thirty times

I was sitting at work watching this vid and I had one of those laughs where you can’t breath and you know people are staring so you try to cover your mouth and play it off like your not laughing.. what kinda condom is that velvet!!?? 😂😂😂😭😭

Always love these videos! Great work like usual from Zade!

13:39 “i was 8 months pregnant” honestly almost any food- or bodily function-related confession would be perfectly acceptable after that opening

Your content is TOO GOOD Cody, damn.

The "L" when he said "Your mom will have already died" absolutely sent me.

haven't laughed this hard at a video in a while AAHH so good love cody's trash fit and zade's incredible editing

Cody, Im really enjoying watching all your past months vids, thank you for still being genuinely funny

You are literally the only youtuber that consistently makes me laugh out loud during most of your videos. Thank you for providing quality comedy to my life.

Arrrr, me didn't know she'd put me on blast like that

the part about acting dumb at work hit me. i got promoted about 5 months ago to a supervisor position by busting my ass and showing that i was capable of handling it. but now that ive set the bar there i just couldnt give less of a fuck because the pay straight up just isnt worth it and i dont see a future for myself at this company. now i wanna regress to being the dumb worker that doesnt get asked to do things but i cant lmfao

One of your funniest videos in a while! Gave me a lot of good laughs

Aw the condom thing is kind of sweet if you think about it. He was so excited and happy it was finally happening. He liked her so much that her first touch made him burst

Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants, bartender looks down & asks “What the helm is that!?” Pirate says “Arrgh, it’s driving me nuts!”

perfect timing codester, just as im sitting down w some noodles

The editing is the best on youtube. so good!

i just love the edits and he´s really someone you´d want to hang out with and the dmx outro is fire

Never been so “early” - commenting to say I appreciate your content dude. Best best best of wishes for your race! You’ve put alot into your training relationship and work as far as I’ve seen. Love the mix of your videos and I’ll support whatever direction you take your work! 🎶

Cody's editor has been going off on these videos and I love it lol

Thanks for posting and always bringing a smile to my face 💖 I really appreciate it

Loving the energy coming from this video especially the 14th minute

You and Noel post at the perfect time. Now I can watch this and eat my dinner

i feel so sorry the guy who had a problem with the condom

i was ungodly angey after a shitty class period. thank you for taking me out of moods like these cody. forever one of my favorite comfort youtubers

I’ve been on a binge with your content and everything about these videos are GOLD. The editing, the music, the jokes, the personality. Shits fire

these edits are going to be the reason i literally die from laughter. seriously zade look what you're doing to me i have a family jfc

The death bed fart scene sounds like a great key and peele skit

love the little characters and skits you do

Zade, never stop playing the ear warning elevator music. Such a good inside joke. Ur editing makes me shiver my Timbers (pause)

always in time for my lunch break 😏 thank you cody

Kody just looking around the room trying to find a way to die... why is that somehow wholesome?😮😅

This is the best cody video in a while thanks for the laughs king

This video was really funny thanks chody and zade :)

The fit jokes were absolutely immaculate I was crying

the lack of tripods and the dark void of a background is killing me

that was one of the funniest videos i've ever watched thank you cody

I too am the person at every job that is NOT attending lunches, holiday parties, or people’s real life extracurricular events. No one invites me and I’ve been at this job for 2 years. I love it