If Korone has a body age of 42, the rest of us are practically decomposing rn.

I was wondering how "Deflating Balloon" sounds like but it was super realistic than I thought.

Never would have guessed "what is Korone's body age?" was the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything.

-korosan- korojisan!

0:58 "Pffffff" is how to really nail the mood that is "what the heck" while trying not to laugh in disbelief

She’s 42 in dog years, that means she’s actually 6 years old!

0:58 I lost the count of how many times I watched this moment and I still laugh. "Maybe jabs are the only thing I'm good at" said the poor Korone XD

"The heck is 42?" 42 is the answer to everything, Korone-san. Just don't go adding any zeroes

To be fair, for an old dog like her, it's pretty impressive.

94 to 42 is insane though

So it sounds funny when you just say her body age is 42 but when you consider she entered 92 as her age at the beginning thats actually insane

Credit where credit is due, she scored a solid 20 - 27 (presumably 20 is the youngest you can get) for all of the other exercises! She did do terrible here though, especially considering it was a tutorial level 😂

The way she went PFBBBBTTT and blew across the screen like a balloon is quite fitting XD

Hey, for 94, that's pretty good. And, at the very least, Korone can join Marine in the "Hololive Senior Citizens" branch.

So the Dogo is twice as fit as other dogs her age .

i dont get it, she is 94 shouldn't she be happy with the game thinking she is less than half her age? 🤔

The way she disappears out of frame lol

She actually does sound like a deflating balloon lmfao

I like how Korone leans back so hard when she was laughing out loud in these moments.

Well, the numbers vary wildly among breeds (and the conversion is not linear), but 42 human years is around 6 doggo years, and 94 human years is around 17 doggo years, so she's actually "17," but her body is like 6 year old.

*Korone to Marine* "Look at me." "I am the Oba-san now."

Getting the timing right in this game takes some practice.

Half the stream I was thinking why is Korosan on a rocking chair 😆

Honestly given the amount of punishment she puts herself through, I'm not surprised she's a little stiff in some places. I remember her explaining her breaking her fingers to Mio as being "Just Korone things".

The fall back off camera was great 🤣

Koro-baa-chan desuwa~

Haha, poor Koro-san. That's super impressive for a 94 year old though, I bet if she put her actual age she would have been proud of her result.

Her body age is 42, but that's taking into account that she only gets stronger with age, like an old mentor archetype character

Marine: Ehe~

The answer to life, the universe, and everything.

She deadass "pffffffffft" so hard it propelled her head off screen

I was tabbed out when the live stream got to this part so I had no idea why she made that really weird elephant noise. Now it makes sense! XD

pffffft, flawless. Glad to see she's keeping up that gusto!

Thanks for TLs

Ko-osan being 42 is expected, with her knowledge on SEGA

Nobody: Wii Sports results:

Don't forget, that's 42 in dog years

Oh my god. It's exactly as described. I did not expect this. This is the best. Hahahha.

0:58 emotional damage

She's probably 40 this year tbh

i was like "that didnt look that bad, the points, the starts and the misses are looking pretty decent, then the 94 came arround and it all made sense...

That's perfect! Cuz Korone is the answer to the mysteries of all the universe hahahah

Seems more like the game is basically saying she is inhumanly in shape for a 94 year old.

*dies out of frame*

*D.O.G. Tries It™: Bugged Fitness Mechanics (Brain Age Edition)*

Marine: “Welcome to the club”

Don't get fooled, 42 but she still the great holo guard dog, throwing punches and hit hard.

maririn: run from it dread it, babaification comes all the same

More like "a punch from Korone will ruin you for 42 years".

It’s the game’s subtle way of telling her that she should get some rest, take care of herself and go to sleep once in a while.

I can't believe she's still doing flips at 42

I mean from what we saw on forbidden knowledge, we know Korone is one of the oldest members of Hololive, but 42? That's a bit of a stretch 🤔

LOL IT'S THE LEAN BACK FOR ME. 🤣

'And I took that personally.' Korone, probably.

Dog of the North Star - 北斗神犬

Interesting: I was always taught to follow through with uppercuts as if punching the ceiling.

*insert miko's korone laugh*

Marine: "Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!"

The game got her.

"How old is a dog?" "42."

If she put 94 as her age and as a result her body age is 42 then she's just under half her actual age. If she's actually one of the older members of Hololive (I think she mentioned being in her early 30s) that's still really impressive.

The many athletes still winning a lot during their 40's: 👀👍

Korone: That's it. It's over. I give up. I'm just here, on the floor now. That's my life.

Ah yes, the answer to the universe

Ballons go 0:58

Marine’s gonna break this game’s counting for sure

It was fun to see how polite Korone was in this stream while punching out a bunch of macho men.

Oof...and she used to (or still do) boxing too

She's like oh hell nah 😂

put extra power into your shadowboxing monkaS okay then.

nice, cute strong young korone.

I was not expecting that this would be how we learn Korone's real age, amazing

Damn this game is kinda accurate

based of forbidden knowledge that's actually not to far off

Grandma korone

.. is, is this a Fist of the North Star rhythm game?

What is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything?

Cool, wii fit version of Hokuto no Ken has, is it good, do you get to learn Hundred Rending Fists technique?

Cute dog!

Jaja no quiero imaginarme la mía xc si con subir escaleras me canso jajajaja

the 1st time her age calculated 35, she's disappearing from screen for 30secs lmao

She moves away from the view just like a deflating balloon

Hag love, hag love!

No no no, the game must be wrong. It needs to see her concert acrobatics and endurance streams. Pretty sure she just overflowed the score and lapped the age scale.

Now we know that korone is really Oji-san.

"Maybe jabs are the only thing I'm good at" Ryo Mashiba entered the chat

The way shes moving looks familiar 🧐

nice

42 is the answer to everything

*DESTROYED*

42 is the answer to the universe

Marine: We're the same now

It's clearly dog years.

Mature woman in demand - Marine 2022.

I wonder how well she'd do if there were no timing elements... I know the timing would murder anything I'd do, it's a rhythm game, not a bag. Also, just a word of caution to people: ffs, don't put everything into a technique if there's no resistance. Unless you enjoy hyperextension injuries.

Most dogs live for about 10 to 13 years

I mean, it's pretty close lol

almost got it right, it was close

Dog years are different than human years so it makes sense

Koro is 17years season 4 confirmed