Kramer Gets Lobsters For Everyone | The Hamptons

Kramer Gets Lobsters For Everyone | The Hamptons | Seinfeld

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"Show's over, I'm going to the beach."
From Seinfeld Season 5 Episode 21, 'The Hamptons': Jerry and his friends take an ill-fated trip to the beach.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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@12classics39 10 ай бұрын

Kramer gallivanting around the beach to “Wouldn’t It Be Nice” - absolutely iconic.

@stevendalloesingh 10 ай бұрын

The K man is the 5th Beach Boy, not officially😂

@user-ud3ce9vr2c 9 ай бұрын

and him dropping N bombs at the laugh factory

@9and7 3 ай бұрын

12classic...LMAO!!!!! The fact you used that word you just won the 'net. 'Gallivanting' - to visit or go to a lot of different places, enjoying yourself and not worrying about other things you should be doing

@ccllvn 3 ай бұрын

@@user-ud3ce9vr2c lmaoooo

@annereilley4892 2 ай бұрын

How is he "iconic"? "Iconic describes something or someone that is considered symbolic of something else, like spirituality, virtue, or evil and corruption."

@RobZoid1 10 ай бұрын

Kramer playing the voice of reason to Rachel after he stole a cage full of lobsters is the funniest things in Seinfeld

@SovereignStatesman 10 ай бұрын

Kramer ain't right in the head... especially on racism.

@kevinclark5802 10 ай бұрын

Kramer didn't know he was stealing them, he thinks he got lucky and found them.

@MrK623 10 ай бұрын

It's true he didn't have the intention of stealing them. But he's not that naive, there were in a metal lobster trap.

@kevinclark5802 10 ай бұрын

@MrK623 there were no signs or warnings of any kind telling him not to take them and when he was questioned about it, he admitted it without even thinking about it. Maybe he thought they belong to a local fisherman and not a Company, but he really didn't think he was stealing them.

@RobZoid1 10 ай бұрын

@@kevinclark5802 isn’t that worse? He would be stealing from some poor fisherman

@tomace4898 10 ай бұрын

Even though Kramer is unemployed and underfunded, neither George nor Jerry questions where he got the lobsters... or how he got the lobsters...

@shadowknight1121 10 ай бұрын

If you were friends with a guy like him would you question where he gets things?

@mattsheets 10 ай бұрын

How is he “underfunded?”

@redacted2275 10 ай бұрын

Even though it's a sitcom, you people think it's a documentary.

@AllAmericanGuyExpert 10 ай бұрын

That's because Jerry always breaks even!

@alexchavez4978 10 ай бұрын

Well quit defunding the Kramer.

@HelenOfTheism 10 ай бұрын

“You can’t lobsters from there, it’s a against the law!” Then he continues to eat them lol

@matthewhecht9257 10 ай бұрын

He still wanted his free lobsters.

@MrK623 10 ай бұрын

It's too late they are already cooked and half eaten.

@SovereignStatesman 10 ай бұрын

Sure, because they own the ocean.

@bradendouglas6980 10 ай бұрын

@@SovereignStatesmanwho owns the ocean?

@andrasszabo1570 10 ай бұрын

@@bradendouglas6980 The lobsters, obviously!

@MountainHighSnow96 10 ай бұрын

The way Kramer so casually waves to the cops cracks me up every damn time.

@kevinsullwold2388 10 ай бұрын

Funniest part of the entire bit

@ctdieselnut 10 ай бұрын

I like how aggressively kramer shoves the lobster in George's face. Lol kramer was such a spaz.

@ericnhero1007 3 ай бұрын

guy angry for kramer stealing lobsters and emphasize that his father was a lobsterman........ continues to crack a claw!

@jeremytung1632 Ай бұрын

I mean they were already cooked and he was almost done, no sense letting it go to waste.

@kingjulian.r5748 14 күн бұрын

I forget. Did he call the cops on Kramer?

@huzaifshah2139 10 ай бұрын

Should've included the part when Jerry says *They'd pick her up in about 10 minutes* 😂

@BobSince1981 10 ай бұрын

Great! So anytime you want, you can visualize her naked! I guess that's true.

@shadowknight1121 10 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣I love that part.

@vaibhav170483 9 ай бұрын

I was looking for this comment

@pipedown1246 6 ай бұрын

It's weird and funny how Kramer is the one that mentions they all saw her topless but George only wanted revenge against Jerry even though it wasn't his fault 😂

@tastethejace 5 ай бұрын

@@pipedown1246Jerry and George are supposed to be best friends. It's a bigger betrayal and hurts more

@lancedavis9710 10 ай бұрын

I use "I'm sorry honey, not on my watch" all the time 😂

@dacypha40 10 ай бұрын

Name someone who lived a fuller life than Kramer

@dangolfishin 10 ай бұрын

Probably Forrest Gump but the list is short

@A-small-amount-of-peas 10 ай бұрын

Art Vandelay?

@MsShampee 10 ай бұрын

Bob Sacamano

@zoolygreb7885 10 ай бұрын

or Tor Eckman.

@jodyvance1554 10 ай бұрын

Generations of Rockefellers, Carnegies, Rothchilds, Ted Turner, Richard Branson...Most any multi-millionaire, major celebrity/musician/athlete. You asked.

@we8463 10 ай бұрын

George’s face is hilarious when Kramer says “ I saw Jane topless!”

@markmun99 9 ай бұрын

Yeah we all did! 😂

@EBC-Bro 3 ай бұрын

That guy rats out Kramer yet eats the lobsters..isn't that illegal?😂

@johnburke6332 2 ай бұрын

That reminds me of way back in high school when one of my mates bought a pirate copy of Titanic. His parents lectured him how unethical it was and made him return it and get his $10 back, but not before they watched it ofcourse 🤦

@EBC-Bro 2 ай бұрын

@@johnburke6332 Exactly..same sorta logic 😄

@jamessteel9016 10 ай бұрын

I was in the pool, I was in the pool 😂 this part is hilarious too.

@dont-want-no-wrench 10 ай бұрын

it shrinks?

@jamessteel9016 10 ай бұрын

@@dont-want-no-wrench Like a frightened turtle!

@nthgth 10 ай бұрын

"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things." 🤣

@shadowknight1121 10 ай бұрын

@@nthgthme: it’s not easy. 😔

@dariusalexander8985 10 ай бұрын

Say what you will about Kramer, but he is very vigilant when it comes to keeping kosher.

@bossfan49 10 ай бұрын

He probably called Lomez for advice. He's Orthodox. Old school!

@patrickkelly7085 10 ай бұрын

Yes you have to give credit where credit is Jew.

@Will_Parker 10 ай бұрын

But he's also EXTREMELY against circumcision lol

@rickybobby7549 10 ай бұрын

The nose can’t be trusted

@jsutton0010 10 ай бұрын

True but he didn't stop Jerry from eating the lobster.

@thunderkracke1550 10 ай бұрын

Where's the best part, Gorge putting lobster with the eggs?!

@kurt6410 10 ай бұрын

Significant shrinkage!!!!!!

@cl1xor 10 ай бұрын

It shrinks??!?

@kurt6410 10 ай бұрын

@@cl1xorlike a frightened turtle!

@JustPlainSteve5372 10 ай бұрын

@@cl1xor short-changed

@bozak2320 10 ай бұрын

"She's got a great body buddy" K-Man thought that would alleviate some festering hostility.

@tigerbalm20000 10 ай бұрын

In his defense, he had no idea those were commercial lobster traps. Just looks like someone abandoned their lobster traps. Innocent mistake.

@CatLover-23 10 ай бұрын

True Tho... He didn't know.

@JustPlainSteve5372 10 ай бұрын

@@CatLover-23 FREE THE K-MAN!!!

@simshengvue4642 10 ай бұрын

Nope. It’s theft. He’s lucky he only got a fine

@kenmartin5299 10 ай бұрын

@craigcolbert9544 10 ай бұрын

Y'all know how Comedy Works right? 🤦‍♂️

@mikekillagreen9432 10 ай бұрын

I love how Kramer lets it slip about Jane and from there all the pressure is put on Jerry. Lol

@SovereignStatesman 10 ай бұрын

0:21 Jerry and Elaine both look away, while Kramer stares RIGHT AT HER

@JustPlainSteve5372 10 ай бұрын

With a smile & a gleam in his eye.

@angelabolden5390 10 ай бұрын

There's a blooper @ 0:35, pause the video and you can see Jane exiting with coverage on her chest.

@narajuna 4 ай бұрын

Well she was not showing to have eye deflections. I would not insult her :)

@xavierharding8938 3 ай бұрын

Kramer is a gentlemen. If she wants to give us a show you don't look away. Maybe she was trying to create a buzz !

@narajuna 3 ай бұрын

@@xavierharding8938 Yes indeed, very impolite to look away, must honor those 4 eyes.

@GuillermoElan 6 ай бұрын

It brought me to tears playing and pausing the video frame by frame from 4:47. Kramer waving friendly at the police officer, completely oblivious of what's going on. He's such a brilliant and hilarious actor 😂

@-Nobody-1 10 ай бұрын

…. And George was having such a good day 😂 something had to happen

@AlphaQHard 2 ай бұрын

The guy kept eating the lobster after finding out it was stolen, but he chose to report it anyway. What a hypocrite.

@KeyboardBuster 3 күн бұрын

Hes a jew, unsurprising.

@leos8019 5 ай бұрын

The most replayed section of this video is everyone checking if she was actually topless 🤣

@capitainebonhomme1609 3 ай бұрын

You are absolutely right !

@jeremiahhudson302 7 ай бұрын

😭😭 the metal detector led Kramer to the man snoring on the beach im surprised he didn't prepare the meal in the shower

@cesardelgado6821 10 ай бұрын

This man really snitched on Kramer? Smh

@lucienvandegaart3611 10 ай бұрын

Lawyers are never to be trusted if their folks paid for their education

@Thunderchild-gz4gc 7 ай бұрын

Well it was personal

@Jokie155 5 ай бұрын

After getting his fill of the illegal lobsters, of course.

@hugoteo981 7 ай бұрын

That kramer's lobster shirt ...😂😂😂😂

@vortexpilot5096 10 ай бұрын

The Hamptons, one of the 5 best Seinfeld episodes. Boutros-Boutros Golly! Shrinkage. The Baby. The lobsters. C'mon!

@robinowen7852 Ай бұрын

You're right, a "breathtaking" storyline! 😉

@DhooomKetu 10 ай бұрын

Georgie boy's Shrinkage part in this episode was really funny too, and tomato is a fruit not a vegetable bit😂, and then episode ends with tomato thrown right at George's face 🤣🤣, truly hilarious and well written episode 🤘

@funnyNflirtycraig 10 ай бұрын

I was in the pool, I was in the pool😅😅

@brandon2879 10 ай бұрын

Well, the tomato's an anomaly. So successful with the Ketchup and the sauce, but you can't find a good one.

@iiamkee21 8 ай бұрын

the dude snitched on kramer but still ate the lobster ! i would have made everyone who had some help me pay the fine !

@ipsun1632 10 ай бұрын

0:34 most paused moment😂

@Kat.Evangeline 10 ай бұрын

For the desperate - lol

@buscador2007 10 ай бұрын

@@Kat.Evangeline Show us what you have!

@plinsf 9 ай бұрын

@@Kat.Evangelinenope that's the only way anyone can see such things on the internet 😅😂

@nthgth 5 ай бұрын

@@Kat.Evangelineattracted to women = desperate, ok then

@GaryYork-tk2ow 10 ай бұрын

I love lobster eggs. Whenever I have a leftover lobster tail from Saturday night, I make lobster scrambled eggs Sunday morning. Same with leftover boiled shrimp.

@CatLover-23 10 ай бұрын

I would Love to try lobster eggs... I haven't yet.

@GaryYork-tk2ow 10 ай бұрын

@@CatLover-23 Really good.

@danthemankhan 5 ай бұрын

Normal people have never had lobster.

@GazAce 10 ай бұрын

Who are you, Mrs Robinson LOL

@CatLover-23 10 ай бұрын

Lol...! So funny on the Mrs. Robinson Jokes.. Same with 50 Shades Of Grey... 😹... Hilarious.

@hood_TheJoker 10 ай бұрын

classic...poor George Cantstandya

@shadowknight1121 10 ай бұрын

It’s a little fuzzy but if you play that speed real slow you can juuuust see them. 👌😉

@emogolem 10 ай бұрын

she has a bra on.

@GeorgeMonet 10 ай бұрын

You mean you can just see the flesh colored bra.

@shadowknight1121 9 ай бұрын

@@GeorgeMonet aw shucks.

@danthemankhan 5 ай бұрын

Sounds like a lot of work, but then again, where on the internet can you see such things without working for them?

@brunolondinese5857 2 ай бұрын

The jokes on Suffolk County because it just so happens Kramer LOVES looking after stretches of the highway.

@christopherbramwell8262 10 ай бұрын

"Hey Jay, rub some lotion on my back". Jerry says, "Who are you? Mrs. Robinson? Kramer says, "come on. I'll run some on you". Jerry says, "NNo. That's not sweetening the deal".😂

@christopherbramwell8262 9 ай бұрын

The writers could have added: Kramer: "Come on man. Meet me halfway. You need to de-sour. AND sweeten". 🤣🤣 Jerry: NNNNOOOO. THAT'S NOT IN THE CARDS KRAMER". NOT IN THIS LIFETIME. Or ANY LIFETIME".🤣🤣

@jasontheworldisyours 9 ай бұрын

(George) "If she was a criminal and you had to describe her to a police sketch artist" (Jerry) "They'd pick her up in about 10mins"

@plainviewfarms6364 2 ай бұрын

Took out the best parts….. shrinkage….. George was in the pool

@GregsKitchen 10 ай бұрын

Absolute gold!

@BrooklynBoundNYC 4 ай бұрын

Complaints about how it's illegal to take from the commercial lobster trap but continue to eat it 😂

@jsutton0010 10 ай бұрын

Another great episode that shows Jerry breaking the kosher rule.

@hasan_z 10 ай бұрын

not everyone keeps kosher, or not everyone keeps it consistently, same with halal

@amberlopez7477 10 ай бұрын

He's not religious.

@MrGgabber 10 ай бұрын

He's not religiously Jewish

@vitalityfox 9 ай бұрын

Most jews don't believe in God. For them it's all about community.

@MrGgabber 9 ай бұрын

@@vitalityfox There are ethnic Jews and religious Jews

@VagaBumAdventures 9 ай бұрын

“That’s against the law”… continues eating the lobster. Typical lawyer lol

@nthgth 5 ай бұрын

I don't think the eating is the illegal part

@yt_hatesfreespeech 10 ай бұрын

if u freeze frame u can see her pair, gotta love the camera limitations back in the day when it was impossible to edit out things, sometimes kids, progress is not a good thing.

@SovereignStatesman 10 ай бұрын

That's a flesh-colored bra, genius.

@JustPlainSteve5372 10 ай бұрын

@@SovereignStatesman Don't ruin it for him

@Guitarman7133 10 ай бұрын

YOU KNOW, PORNHUB SHOWS A LOT MORE. A REALLY LOT MORE.

@Guitarman7133 10 ай бұрын

You remind me of a 12 year old boy up late on a saturday nite trying to watch those BLOCKED OUT PAY-PER-VIEW SHOTS WHERE SOMETIMES THEY BECOME UNBLURRED FOR A FEW SECONDS. BACK IN THE 90'S.

@Cramblit Ай бұрын

@@Guitarman7133 You say that like its a bad thing.

@joshuam.9048 28 күн бұрын

You saw who what? 😂😂😂 And Jerry's reaction when Kramer said it.

@andreprince4932 3 ай бұрын

One of the best Seinfeld episode...

@lessthanthreemetal 9 ай бұрын

1:29 Lmao the way George flails backwards

@alexanderhikel2350 2 ай бұрын

The days where you could literally light a cigar anywhere damn I missed out big time

@US_John 10 ай бұрын

Kramer with his idocity, his charm, his goofus hair, and his body, and most importantly his genuine talk, friendliness and way of looking at life because he has no work is an inspiration for me. This is how I hang out when I am out.. My father has that approach too, but he is financially well secured, and tons of experience, he overpowered hos social shyness with playing guitar for many years on stage. I HOWEVER still don't know hpw to approach women, how to pick up signals. And how to close the deals. Kramer is a go getter. Despite his educational , logical, and financial reasonings. Kramer is a role model on how tp get by life. (TcB.) Neither jerry nor george or elaine has the security of kramer.. (Self confidence.) he picked up women already. I COULD do one. Beach skill's

@xavierharding8938 3 ай бұрын

How you gonna cut out the part where George got his revenge and fed that cow lobster ?

@ThisNameIsBanned Ай бұрын

If you happen to find lobsters, you gotta keep them.

@ianfinrir8724 26 күн бұрын

I love that the Most Replayed part is exactly the part you think it is.

@lz1648 10 ай бұрын

Absolutely love this episode. Top 5 favorite of mine. Maybe #1

@user-zb5xh6in9j 10 ай бұрын

My favorite episode

@fuckglobalism 8 ай бұрын

Lmaoooo there is no Suffolk county prison but I’m dead, still weak 🤣

@gitgen1887 10 ай бұрын

They don't care where the lobsters came from

@SovereignStatesman 10 ай бұрын

Or how the sausage is made

@Corpsman01 10 ай бұрын

The guys dad was a lobsterman! What were the chances?

@williamoleary9330 2 ай бұрын

One of my favorite episodes

@dredhead117 10 ай бұрын

the way he says that he saw Jane topless 😂😂 it comes out nowhere but also works so well in the scene

@dickborg452 10 ай бұрын

Kramer - she's got a great body buddy

@MoBizzie 5 ай бұрын

ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT

@user-wr5yk1wz8d 10 ай бұрын

the bass in this is just wa da tah.

@robertfootball1 10 ай бұрын

Ever notice how they always have the dorkiest friends?lol

@myguyry 10 ай бұрын

what was dorky about their friends? That the guy was wearing glasses?

@robertfootball1 10 ай бұрын

@@myguyry the way he acts. Freaking out about some lobster traps and ruining the dinner. Then look at their geeky friends that had the Briss. All their friends are socially awkward dorks.

@farisalikhan6563 10 ай бұрын

I always thought it was weird that they all seemingly had the same friends. Except for Kramer, of course...

@Kat.Evangeline 10 ай бұрын

@@farisalikhan6563Mr. Vandalay

@LaoSoftware 10 ай бұрын

Dorky friends are more loyal than fake friends

@michaelmartin8337 10 ай бұрын

I WAS IN THE POOL!! 😂😂😂

@corbin_4738 9 ай бұрын

Not really a lost episode, but it's a good one!

@Rellbronjames9 10 ай бұрын

Those are commercial lobster traps! That's against the law!😂😂😂

@SovereignStatesman 10 ай бұрын

Yes, because they own the ocean floor.

@nthgth 5 ай бұрын

@@SovereignStatesmanthey own the traps. You don't go messing with someone else's equipment without permission.

@Sloimer 2 ай бұрын

@@nthgthare you going to snitch on Kramer too ya stiff?

@randallmarsh1187 2 ай бұрын

Wrong! Commercial traps have to have a tag (license) on them, with a number. If they were properly marked, yes it would be against the law.

@uzumaki2689 10 ай бұрын

Def in the top 10 😂💯

@cooltrades7469 10 ай бұрын

Gold ...immortal commedy :))

@tiopuerco6923 6 ай бұрын

Looked a lot like a beach in SoCal 😊

@craigsimpson1230 3 ай бұрын

Kramer finally being held accountable for his actions just makes me so happy for some reason.

@phillipyau4234 10 ай бұрын

Kramer saw jane topples 😂❤

@09stoneheart 24 күн бұрын

He is so used to mooching from Jerry, he forgot he can't just take food from anywhere he wants.

@cizia69 11 күн бұрын

Like a scared turtle...

@tonystorm3065 6 ай бұрын

Top 5 all-time episode.

@CraigMcfly1985 10 ай бұрын

I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@millsykooksy4863 9 ай бұрын

LMAO, so hilarious

@DEUCES56 9 ай бұрын

when was voice over part at @1:21 added i dont remember ever hearing this and i watch Seinfeld on repeat everyday

@phillipyau4234 10 ай бұрын

😂❤Kramer was in the tv show Miami vice

@STO_1601 10 ай бұрын

Those were delicious lobsters anyway! LOL!

@beastman8586 2 ай бұрын

All these years and Kramer never learned to light a cigar the right way

@truthhurts3524 10 ай бұрын

Alright! Shows over, I’m going to the beach.

@elmagnificodep 10 ай бұрын

$1,000 fine for all that fresh lobster. Oh no! 😂

@stephenchellgren1213 10 ай бұрын

❤ it's gold baby❤

@wpftutorial 10 ай бұрын

Can we appreciate this show is nearly 20 years old, and clips regularly get 200k views within the week?! Seinfeld is the GOAT comedy for real.

@nthgth 5 ай бұрын

Almost 35 years since the pilot aired, 26 years since it ended

@kelvinnaidu6329 2 ай бұрын

Class Act 👌👌👌

@sean_gmc5280 10 ай бұрын

That was NOT ME, Jerry. That was NOT ME.

@heyo423 Ай бұрын

Everyone steals from those lobster traps

@sirackcity 10 ай бұрын

Kramer 🙋‍♂️

@zerokool-2058 Ай бұрын

Damn dude ate the lobsters and then told on Kramer lol

@bargainbassist 3 ай бұрын

That was one messed up weekend!

@JC20XX 10 ай бұрын

Why can I watch this in the proper aspect ratio here but not on Netflix?

@martinpye549 10 ай бұрын

" I'm sorry , honey. Not on my watch. "

@efisher92 Ай бұрын

He knows she’d regret it for the rest of her life

@joelcajole8663 10 ай бұрын

want a drink? sure, a milkshake ;p . lol poor george

@stephen8623 10 ай бұрын

You left out the best part where George gave her lobster with breakfast. Why???

@user-fs7dr1wi9r 10 ай бұрын

This show is awesome in every way.. I have it on in the background while doing something, it's just rewatchable in every way.. Which is better now?? SEINFELD or The OFFICE??