Kramer Takes A Dip | The Nap

Kramer Takes A Dip | The Nap | Seinfeld

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"Four hours in this chop, and I'm a full inch taller!"
From Seinfeld Season 8 Episode 18 'The Nap': As George builds a bed underneath his desk, Elaine gets a mattress from her back-conscious new boyfriend; Jerry struggles with an indecisive carpenter, while Kramer takes extreme measures to swim.
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Kramer Swims In The Eastern River | The Nap | Seinfeld
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@flowerchild89 9 ай бұрын

😂😂 "Hey dad! I see a man swimming." The dad: "It's probably just a dead body...you see son "...😂😂😂

@moonliightbae 9 ай бұрын

1:59 “well floating, they weren’t moving much..but they were out there” 🤣🤣

@rhey81 3 ай бұрын

And that's the important thing.

@Eidlones 9 ай бұрын

That dad always gave me real Phil Hartman vibes

@0mattp0 2 ай бұрын

I love that it’s never questioned that he swims for 4 hours. Now I’m no swimmer but 4 hours seems like an unbelievable amount of time.

@Lucardini Ай бұрын

It is a long time but people can do it! In the Netherlands there's this olympic swimmer, Maarten van der Weijden, who swims the canals between towns nearly uninterrupted (For 200km!) eating and drinking while swimming for several days in a row. He even naps in the water for rest haha. Humans are awesome

@mondochild Ай бұрын

Means he had fun swimming and floating

@JonatasAdoM Ай бұрын

I've spent a whole afternoon in a pool. Maybe he's not swimming completely and just floating at times. The day I spent on the pool I did so clinging to the side. Every part in my body was in pain and I couldn't barely move, let alone find a position to sleep.

@dripsystem5785 27 күн бұрын

It's established In other episodes that Kramer is a good athlete

@arthurgodwin6571 14 күн бұрын

I love swimming and I’d definitely do it for four hours if it made me taller.

@josemaria8177 9 ай бұрын

It's a miracle that Kramer didn't get all of the diseases after swimming in the East River

@TheWarshire 9 ай бұрын

What makes you think he didn't

@xtctrader1467 9 ай бұрын

Dr. Van Nosetrum is immune from such things.

@judd_s5643 9 ай бұрын

There is clear evidence of neurological issue.

@wellsborie6897 9 ай бұрын

I almost died from a river disease I got from the Potomac

@ryanjohnson4565 9 ай бұрын

@@wellsborie6897 what happened

@xtctrader1467 9 ай бұрын

The way he dived in "GIDDY UP!"

@TheStuport 9 ай бұрын

"A roll in the supportive hay" 🤣🤣🤣

@TheMpo1986 Ай бұрын

I love how Kramer always states "They were out there" he makes everything sound so incredibly epic. They really were out there. They really were.

@joelluongo7419 Ай бұрын

Kramer had good endings in his dialogue! Just in this breif clip.. there were several clever good quips. So funny!

@joelluongo7419 Ай бұрын

Kramer had good endings in his dialogue! Just in this breif clip.. there were several clever good quips. So funny!

@MK8Klexify 9 ай бұрын

A Flabby Arm Spanking Machine😂😂😂

@lori25hu 9 ай бұрын

Best Father and Son moment 🫶🏼👍🏼

@brainbarz 9 ай бұрын

typical east side bonding moment lolol

@enthiegavoir5955 9 ай бұрын

I never noticed that Kramer asks for the ast name like he's going to lead into another plot thread of knowing the guy, but no, just "that's right"

@steverogers7601 9 ай бұрын

Hal, uhh..LANgerhanz!

@Anonymous-bi2wy 9 ай бұрын

What was that exactly? 😂😂😂

@stephenchellgren1213 9 ай бұрын

Kramer swimming in the east river, hilarious 😆😆😆🎉🎉🎉

@mysterion1899 9 ай бұрын

"four hours in this chop and I'm a full inch taller" Kramer spends four hours of his day in the damn river lmao

@rincwind666 9 ай бұрын

Not like he has anything better to do

@matthewdrucker3743 Ай бұрын

@@rincwind666 He also has no concept of time.

@eidetecker Ай бұрын

That's the most heartwarming father/son talk scene I've ever seen.

@tymz-r-achangin 9 ай бұрын

"flabby arm spanking machines" lol too funny

@rjathar 9 ай бұрын

Amazing how Kramer could do anything he set his mind to, and yet managed to do nothing at all Guess that's what the shows about 😆

@DarthWill3 9 ай бұрын

Sounds an awful lot like a certain song written by Roger Miller. 😜

@drsps3280 7 ай бұрын

Kramerica industries

@marccram2664 Ай бұрын

@@drsps3280whatdelay industries?😉

@JonatasAdoM Ай бұрын

The common man.

@johngonzalez4298 9 ай бұрын

The East River 🌊

@c3920 9 ай бұрын

"East River." Next Kramer will be going to the Bronxxxxsss. 😀

@ForexRevolution 9 ай бұрын

now that's an entrepreneur thinking right there! Kramerica

@user-bg7jv7pv5s 2 ай бұрын

I love the fact everyone just comes in Jerry's apartment and take anything they want from the refrigerator

@ryansm3417 9 ай бұрын

Def a Top 10 episode!

@abcdefgh4404 9 ай бұрын

For Kramer, everything is allowed 😂😂😂😂😂

@BigFatRaise 9 ай бұрын

Kramer: I saw a couple of other guys out there Jerry: Swimming Kramer: Well floating they weren't moving much but they were out there

@stephenchellgren1213 9 ай бұрын

❤ it's gold baby❤

@RR-xu5xk 9 ай бұрын

Kitzmiller is a great name.

@bossfan49 9 ай бұрын

Better than Todd Gak.

@JonatasAdoM Ай бұрын

I may be out in the joke, because I heard a completely different name.

@DhooomKetu 9 ай бұрын

Kramerica swimming coaching institute could be opened by Kramer😂😂😂

@nishantha574 9 ай бұрын

4:18 🤣

@JustSomeCanadianGuy Ай бұрын

"Over there, that's Brooklyn. That's where Spike Lee lives!"

@kandoo1316 20 күн бұрын

Kramer: " What's that guys' last name again?" Elaine: "Kitzmiller" Kramer: "Oh,that's right" 🤣

@marshallhenry9430 9 ай бұрын

Eastern River

@rjathar 9 ай бұрын

They cut the part out about the carpenter who gets free reign because he was asking too many questions... The look on Kramer's face when he sees the new set up, thinks he's in the wrong apartment, and then jumps when he sees Jerry 😂😂😂

@shonda79able 9 ай бұрын

That's a different subplot

@rjathar 9 ай бұрын

@@shonda79able true!

@KrugerIndustrial 9 ай бұрын

Elaine paddles so cute i love how they always run into each other

@therealtruetwelfth798 9 ай бұрын

OMG - IT’S NOT THE “EASTERN” RIVER! Who wrote this title? 🤦‍♂️

@phoenixzappa7366 2 ай бұрын

Furio

@sft8693 2 ай бұрын

Seeee. He knows. He gets me. The Y needs him. We need him ❤ Always

@yojanderh9259 5 ай бұрын

4:30 Kramer and her bro love 💕 it

@alexshank1414 9 ай бұрын

Easterner River.

@yodazx3450 9 ай бұрын

Man, I’m on the wrong floor again

@jamessteel9016 9 ай бұрын

Good idea, stinks pretty bad though 😂

@haydendraycott7897 7 ай бұрын

4:10 is the moment I keep coming back for :

@BobbyMoore2-mp8wb 9 ай бұрын

Swimming 🏊‍♀️ in a lake 😅

@nthgth 9 ай бұрын

River but yes. Actually not even a real river, just part of the ocean that's got a big important island in it

@jaci76 7 ай бұрын

Luv luv luv Kramer,best laughs😂😂😂😂

@12classics39 9 ай бұрын

"Then diving class started! Well, THAT GOT A LITTLE MESSY!" ROFL

@Kruppt808 4 ай бұрын

My bed sprung a leak. You have a water bed? Sand.... it's like sleeping on the beach.

@FantometteBR 9 ай бұрын

Only in Cosmo Kramer's life

@yt_hatesfreespeech 9 ай бұрын

Spike Lee and a man swimming in the east river is the least of the problems in present day NYC

@ICantSplel 2 ай бұрын

Kitzmiller looks like he could be Tobey Maguire's Dad...

@EbonyCoulter6723 9 ай бұрын

Kreamer Kreamer 😅😅😅😅

@stephenchellgren1213 9 ай бұрын

❤ it's gold baby❤

@BakitracinTugungu 4 ай бұрын

He has to hurry before Ferry traffic

@yanni2112 9 ай бұрын

Where the Father and Son were standing is a Restaurant I was at in that Storm on Friday. The ViewFinders are gone tho.

@aaronjschaefer 9 ай бұрын

That Kramer!

@crupert23225 9 ай бұрын

Not "Eastern" river - "East" river.

@proletariennenaturiste 7 ай бұрын

pedantics

@RIZEorDIE 9 ай бұрын

I heard its actually safe to swim the hudson river now.

@dontcare7086 9 ай бұрын

They say it is but I wouldn't trust it. Like 8 years ago the east river was still the 32nd most polluted river in the world. I wouldn't trust any of them.

@soakupthesunman 9 ай бұрын

East river is not a river

@RIZEorDIE 9 ай бұрын

@@soakupthesunman I guess you rite

@DarkZerol 6 ай бұрын

I wouldn't even swim in most rivers without the appropriate protective equipment unless it's been chlorinated or filtered. Brain eating amoeba is an actual thing and it's incredibly deadly even if the river it's self looks relatively clear.

@AlphaQHard 5 ай бұрын

@@DarkZerol You must live in a constant state of fear.

@thomaslatimer571 9 ай бұрын

4:10 hilarious

@stevenzwolinski3047 8 ай бұрын

Just hilarious

@POPLSEV7 9 ай бұрын

Kramer🤣💯👍

@dbarker7794 9 ай бұрын

Hah! Only people from Brooklyn, where Spike Lee lives, call it the "Eastern" River.

@JD_300 8 ай бұрын

People actually do go swimming I. The east river in NYC. No joke I actually swam in the east river last summer

@bobriedel3277 9 ай бұрын

It's the East River, not the Eastern River.

@sean_gmc5280 9 ай бұрын

... Langerhans. Kitzmiller.

@bossfan49 9 ай бұрын

"That's where Spike Lee lives!" 😀

@jeremytung1632 2 ай бұрын

Don’t they usually has lanes cordoned off in public pools so people can just swim back and forth without bumping into others.

@bobobrazl 9 ай бұрын

East River

@cmnyc4286 9 ай бұрын

Why does the title refer to "Eastern" River? It doesn't exist in NYC... it's called the "East" River and is referenced many times by that name in the video.

@nthgth 9 ай бұрын

Yeah big typo

@SixLittleDaggers 9 ай бұрын

"Eastern" River

@jeremiahhudson302 7 ай бұрын

How do I put this you been in her bed that's right 😭😭

@US_John 9 ай бұрын

The fact that the factories dumb polution to newyork water , the fish are large and not to be eaten. Makes it humor.

@NachosElectric 2 ай бұрын

Uh, yeah. I guess.

@andreasaslaksen4430 Ай бұрын

Pretty sure that kid's in the Amanda Show

@kev3d 4 ай бұрын

Imagine sending a $2000+ mattress to a woman with whom you have had a single date. Yes, he wants a roll in the supportive hay.

@barbiedahl 8 ай бұрын

Its the EAST River.

@MERCURYSUNSET 9 ай бұрын

Kramer swims in the EASTERN River ?

@jaguilar718 9 ай бұрын

EAST* River

@rojsuvwi 8 ай бұрын

The East River (not "Eastern")

@danielwol9414 5 ай бұрын

Why didnt kramer just tell elaines boyfriend that she gave him the mattress untill she learned it was a custom matress.

@auggiecontreras8068 9 ай бұрын

It stinks, it stinks bad, it stinks real bad.

@davidleigh443 8 ай бұрын

It's the East River not the Eastern River.

@nba_fanboy_0425 2 ай бұрын

1:26 offensive comment

@greatcoldemptiness 9 ай бұрын

What kind of last name is Kidsmeller?

@mac888spectral7 9 ай бұрын

The kind of name they wouldn't get away with today?

@nthgth 9 ай бұрын

A presidential one

@shkico4513 9 ай бұрын

a catholic one

@bossfan49 9 ай бұрын

Kitzmiller

@deenzmartin6695 9 ай бұрын

IT'S "EAST RIVER" NOT "EASTERN RIVER"

@johncole273 6 ай бұрын

Kramer smells like east river

@dx42 9 ай бұрын

"The Eastern River"??? Umm, no, it's the "East River". OMG.

@dx42 9 ай бұрын

Which is the way that Kramer correctly says it.

@dx42 9 ай бұрын

Who produces this site??

@JD_300 8 ай бұрын

This episode makes me wish they had shown Elaine in a bikini

@kevinsullwold2388 8 ай бұрын

East.. it's the East River. Not Eastern.

@tg3130 6 ай бұрын

The guys Elaine is seeing is, " kidsmeller". Aka joe biden

@kaycey7361 7 ай бұрын

Thankfully east river has gotten more cleaner now with new laws and regulations and NY people have done a good job reducing water pollution.

@bloodwrage 2 ай бұрын

It’s still absolutely awful

@sumaiyyaevans9097 9 ай бұрын

There's no food in those cabinets for Kramer to mooch and munch?

@bertmustin 9 ай бұрын

That's definitely a divorced Dad.

@Ifyernotawakeyet 9 ай бұрын

How do you know?

@nthgth 9 ай бұрын

Kramer does not have any children in the show. Nor do Jerry or George, or this one-off boyfriend of Elaine's

@redacted2275 9 ай бұрын

@@nthgthThe dad using the Viewfinder with his son in the scene, genius...

@redacted2275 9 ай бұрын

@@IfyernotawakeyetThrew the wife in the river.

@nthgth 9 ай бұрын

"laps." Lol. A straight line is not a lap.

@bossfan49 9 ай бұрын

What do you call swimming from one end of the pool to the other and then back again? That's a lap.

@hxhdfjifzirstc894 9 ай бұрын

I kept thinking Kramer was going to make a Biden joke, about Kidsniffer.

@de6212 9 ай бұрын

Trump's a crook. Get over it.

@redacted2275 9 ай бұрын

*This was aired in 1997, 25 years ago.* I don't care about Joe but I hate Seinfeld's fans with no sense of time and space, anachronism should be a iIIness.