Kramer Has A Low Sperm Count | The Chinese Woman

Kramer Has A Low Sperm Count | The Chinese Woman | Seinfeld

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"You never slipped one past the goalie in all these years?"
From Seinfeld Season 6 Episode 4 'The Chinese Woman': George's telephone line crosses with that of a woman named Donna Chang, and everyone seeks her advice when she convinces them that she's Chinese. Jerry winds up dating her. Things get worse when Frank and Estelle announce a separation. Jerry and Elaine can't seem to figure out why Frank Costanza is having mysterious business dealings with a man in a cape.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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@MinionOfCthulhu Жыл бұрын

“But then I have to…you know…into a cup, in the middle of the day??” “Does that conflict with your regular schedule?” Absolutely savage.

@10RRASK Жыл бұрын

And her saying it with a mouth full of food makes it that much better

@redacted2275 Жыл бұрын

Well, it does... it's something out of his master debating routine.

@LowLevelNC Жыл бұрын

In this situation, the preferred course of action is to remain master of your domain.

@chesscomsupport8689 Жыл бұрын

I have to agree with him there. It kind of messes up my mojo for the rest of the day.

@devilmancrybaby2101 Жыл бұрын

1:48 😂😂😂😂😂

@quietman71 11 ай бұрын

3:08 "I'm flippin', I'm floppin'!" Never fails to have me cracking up.

@Obsessedwithcookies758 Жыл бұрын

“My boys need a house.” - Cosmo Kramer

@shonda79able Жыл бұрын

He was flippin' and floppin'

@VOTE_REFORM_UK Жыл бұрын

@@shonda79able Well to be clear, it wasn’t Kramer himself who was flippin and floppin.

@danielgreenleaf Жыл бұрын

@@shonda79able and he’s...Lovin’ every minute of it!!!

@Boss_Tanaka Жыл бұрын

His gesture is savage

@Jdudhhsuxbsksj 11 ай бұрын

Proceeds to drink water

@hermanchristoffersson Жыл бұрын

"Kramer say it isn't so" "Oh it be so" 😂

@shonda79able Жыл бұрын

"The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine."

@jamicl2580 Жыл бұрын

🤣

@crazyjoedavola5430 Жыл бұрын

Elaine backing up on the couch is classic...

@BostonTerrierDad623 10 ай бұрын

His face when he says" I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it!" 100000%

@claytonadair2623 5 ай бұрын

@@BostonTerrierDad623yes

@Foe_KREALOFFICAL 5 ай бұрын

@@claytonadair2623yes.

@iyziejane Жыл бұрын

Jerry: those records are sealed Kramer shouting across the street: "SHE'S LATE!"

@pipedown1246 Жыл бұрын

Jerry said those records are permanently sealed but he gave himself away by asking Kramer has he ever slipped one pass the goalie, hinting that he have.

@andrasszabo1570 Ай бұрын

@@pipedown1246 Or you know, he might have been joking. Absolutely astounding notion, especially for a comedian!

@LallanAlexHockstetter Жыл бұрын

“I’m out there Jerry and I’m lovin every minute of it”. It’s the face he makes and the little dance that makes it funny 🤣🤣🤣

@tristramcoffin926 Жыл бұрын

It's literally one of his best lines in the entire series. That affect is so hilarious.

@ot7stan207 10 ай бұрын

hes unhinged literally! lol

@kpopfan674 20 күн бұрын

Yeah, aside from for the unhinged fans, normally Seinfeld isn't particularly funny but I actually laughed at that.

@shaunbarnett2972 Жыл бұрын

"I'm the last male Kramer. We're facing extinction!!" haha Only Kramer could come up with such a brilliant line.

@jorgegaray7614 7 ай бұрын

I've always loved Kramer he so unique

@afisemenaborevlaka48 7 ай бұрын

Kramer not being able to procreate would be a positive.

@4exgold 7 ай бұрын

it would be awful if the Kramers went the way of the dodo

@claytonadair2623 5 ай бұрын

Oh man.

@quinoasongs2507 5 ай бұрын

but he doesn't want to get married so his offspring would have their mother's name.......poor Kramer

@davidmurray7617 Жыл бұрын

4:25 “I’m out there Jerry and I’m loving every minute of it!” Love that funny line. 😆😆

@johnyepthomi892 Жыл бұрын

A little bit of Al Pacino 😂

@_Shadoh_ 10 ай бұрын

"I'm going through this stuff like water!" always get me 🤣🤣🤣

@jrporter50 Жыл бұрын

"I'm the last male Kramer! We're facing extinction!" 😂

@thelevisullivan Жыл бұрын

He talks about himself like he’s a dying species

@joseph_b319 11 ай бұрын

@@thelevisullivanhe is a dying species

@dickborg452 Жыл бұрын

Kramer - I'm flipping, I'm flopping

@noddy1414 11 ай бұрын

"I'm flipping, I'm flopping" Meanwhile I'm dead 😂

@JanetStarChild Жыл бұрын

This episode reminds me of an Elaine quote from an earlier episode... _"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."_

@LowLevelNC Жыл бұрын

The female body is a work of art. The male body is like a Jeep. It’s just for getting around. 😂😂😂

@bink Жыл бұрын

@@LowLevelNC It's utilitarian 🚙

@shooterdownunder Жыл бұрын

The shrinkage 😂

@stoneylonesome5826 5 ай бұрын

@@LowLevelNC there’s good naked and bad naked.

@shonda79able Жыл бұрын

"The Chinese Woman"is a top 3 Seinfeld episode. Every scene is hilarious 😂 😃 😄 😁

@steverogers7601 Жыл бұрын

It’s such a hirarious episode!

@hosamawadallah1271 Жыл бұрын

Almost every line!

@shonda79able Жыл бұрын

@@steverogers7601 whenever I need a Seinfeld fix, I watch this episode.

@arvindhmani06 Жыл бұрын

@@hosamawadallah1271 You mean rine?

@Cookieboy70 Жыл бұрын

My favorite part is Estelle flipping out when she finds out Donna Chang isn't Chinese, screaming " I WAS DUPED"

@josemaria8177 Жыл бұрын

Hold up, The Chinese Woman is the man in the Cape episode? This is one of the best episodes! Every storyline is absolute gold. Gold I tell you!

@LallanAlexHockstetter Жыл бұрын

Gold Jerry, gold!

@jarrodbarkley9061 11 ай бұрын

I have no eye for fashion?!?!?!

@stoneylonesome5826 5 ай бұрын

He doesn’t follow the trends. @@jarrodbarkley9061

@angeloiodice9304 9 ай бұрын

Have to hand it to Kramer, a lot of comedy genius in these skits.

@seanimac7759 Жыл бұрын

You never slipped one past the goalie..... lmao. Best line in the show filled with great lines. ✌️

@danthemankhan 4 ай бұрын

My wife pulled the goalie but didn't tell me.

@12classics39 Жыл бұрын

*looks at the pile of underwear on his table* “Well, I’m gonna have to move now.”

@ruffprophetproductions 7 ай бұрын

I love how jerry smiles on half of his deliveries he did not take this show seriously lmaoo

@lenteja123 Жыл бұрын

3:59 best "Oh no" I have ever hear. Was genuine and sensirious.

@jayadevmenon7086 Жыл бұрын

I prefer Elaine going " Oooh ooh " and backing off around 4:05

@rjathar Жыл бұрын

Man, the conversations / situations they have on this show... Never come close to having anything like most of them in my life! 😆

@ImNotaRussianBot 10 ай бұрын

I do. It depends if you grew up surrounded by Jews, lol. My best friend, childhood friend, and close relatives. Funny, neurotic, confrontational, good, loyal people. I love them.

@rjathar 8 ай бұрын

@@ithecastic 😆🙏

@ericsmith8373 8 ай бұрын

I don't know what's scarier. Kramer going commando, or Kramer actually having a child.

@trainfire2008 2 ай бұрын

Well, he’d Have to go commando to Have a child‼️

@jonathansalazar4630 13 күн бұрын

This is such a pick your poison situation, both of these throw off the natural balance.

@prosimulate Жыл бұрын

Kramer has an Al Pacino voice, sometimes…😂

@dickborg452 Жыл бұрын

Kramer - I'm going threw this stuff like water

@olethegoatsolkjaer6966 Жыл бұрын

My Boys Need a House - cosmo kramer quote

@treatwomenright33 Жыл бұрын

Kramer: Yea, but than I'd have to- well, you know.. into a cup in the middle of the day. Elaine: does that conflict with your regular schedule. 😂😂😂😂

@renaissance18 Жыл бұрын

Kramer: oh MAN at 2:15 LOL

@sidd_not_vicious2609 Жыл бұрын

im flipping im flopping...may be the best TV line ever

@randyjohnson6845 Жыл бұрын

It's obvious why he won four Emmys

@Mr1Tanker Жыл бұрын

I started going Commando in 1993... Kramer is right..loving every minute of it..still. 😁

@gmfitzg Жыл бұрын

nasty

@gu9838 Жыл бұрын

same lately too

@counterflow5719 Жыл бұрын

I've toyed with the idea of wearing a kilt. I think that's the ultimate solution. No bifurcated trousers. Air circulation is key.

@dont-want-no-wrench Жыл бұрын

tbh there are advantages, and disadvanteges.

@cactaceous Жыл бұрын

“Going commando”? Isn’t that another storyline that Friends stole from Seinfeld? One in a very long list of stolen ideas.

@jayadevmenon7086 Жыл бұрын

Julia is trying her level best not to laugh

@QuadMochaMatti Жыл бұрын

It's a bit frightening to think of a million little Kramers running around.

@christophergolfer Жыл бұрын

Does that conflict with your regular schedule? 😂

@enthiegavoir5955 9 ай бұрын

"Kramer say it isn't so-" "-Oh it be so!"

@user-vk6wn1my3k Жыл бұрын

How come that Kramer's afraid that he'll never have kids, but in one episode he tells Jerry how much family life sucks? Cosmo is truly a bizarre person

@benjamintribe4652 Жыл бұрын

That's why he's Kramer and I wouldn't have it any other way!!!😆🤣💯

@user-vk6wn1my3k Жыл бұрын

@@benjamintribe4652 Giddy up, I agree!

@edtheman28 Жыл бұрын

Hes an enigma wrapped in a pretzel

@user-vk6wn1my3k Жыл бұрын

@@edtheman28 I think, he's more of a chicken wing man 🍗

@Eralen00 Жыл бұрын

The desire for reproduction is very deep rooted in all living things. It's how we all got here. Sure being a family man might not be for everyone but we all still have that biological/evolutionary drive, and it can be distressing to learn that you wouldn't be able to fulfill that someday (for example if you're shootin' blanks)

@dickborg452 Жыл бұрын

Kramer - my boys need a house

@LowLevelNC Жыл бұрын

I'm out there Jerry! And i'm loving every minute of it! LOL!!! My favorite line of this episode!

@isabel1983 Жыл бұрын

his face when he says it 😂

@travisdonaldstanley6420 Жыл бұрын

Easily top ten Kramer quote.

@LowLevelNC Жыл бұрын

I mentioned a few bits of wisdom from Confucius. Confucius, huh? You know, you're not Chinese! 😂😂😂

@shonda79able Жыл бұрын

Estelle wasn't taking advice from some girl from Long Island. 😁😁

@stoneylonesome5826 5 ай бұрын

“I was duped !”@@shonda79able

@stevendorris5713 Жыл бұрын

"You never slipped one past the goalie?" PRICELESS

@huntercoleman460 5 ай бұрын

Sorry Kramer those records are permanently sealed.

@quietman71 11 ай бұрын

I've read that they had to cut one line for time. It's too bad. Originally, after Kramer said, "I feel like a naked innocent boy roaming the countryside," Jerry said "Somebody better warn the sheep, quick!"

@miamitten1123 11 ай бұрын

1:25 _”Aaaaghhhh lot of em!!”_ 😂

@jeric_synergy8581 5 күн бұрын

I'm just here for Elaine's expressions.

@coolboyrbx2866 Жыл бұрын

Great episode

@Mike19737 5 ай бұрын

The “Oh no.” gets me EVERY TIME!! 😂😂

@jamietrev Жыл бұрын

Does that conflict with regular schedule,,, just brilliant

@kennethraymondmoore Жыл бұрын

These "Nothing, Forever" clips are getting more and more realistic!

@jacobfalardeau676 Жыл бұрын

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam!

@Pep1tooo Жыл бұрын

I can’t with Elaine’s face on the thumbnail 💀

@SamuelBlack84 2 ай бұрын

I want her to look up at me like that 😂

@hw3748 28 күн бұрын

The writing is perfect

@alexmapp5444 Жыл бұрын

I love this scene!

@carlys1391 Жыл бұрын

“Really? You never slipped one past the goalie in all these years?” 😂🤣 lmao

@manifestgtr 9 ай бұрын

I’ve never understood why “going commando” is weird to some people. I haven’t owned a pair of boxers OR briefs in like 15 years and it’s great. At this point in my life, it just seems like an unnecessary step and more laundry to do…

@malcolmattheend Жыл бұрын

DO A COMPILATION OF EVERYTIME GEORGE SAYS JERRY

@rftulie 3 күн бұрын

Jerry running away backwards from Kramer’s pile of tighty-whities is tremendous 🤣😂🤣😂

@j.benjamin3782 8 ай бұрын

One of the all-time unsung lines in history: "The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine."

@TheStuport Жыл бұрын

There's nothing holding me in place....I'm Flipping, I'm Flopping! Guess he got use to that because imagine all the gymnastic moves his "Boys" did when he went Commando!🤣

@lonewarrior1549 Жыл бұрын

Like the 70's toy "Clacker's" Hilarious 🤣

@masterprattu Жыл бұрын

OH IT BE SO

@ppumpkin3282 Жыл бұрын

This routine wouldn't work without Cosmo.

@cooljammer00 Жыл бұрын

Kramer should have just worn boxer briefs, which I've found to be a good middle point. Also if his issue with boxers was lack of support, how is wearing no underwear at all better?

@zfish1995 Жыл бұрын

They were “bagging up and rising in” too that’s how it’s different

@bennybenjben9594 10 ай бұрын

Boxers suck. Constant wedgies all the time.

@georgehernandez9767 Жыл бұрын

I would think that boxer briefs would’ve been available at the time for Kramer considering they came out in 1991.

@JanetStarChild Жыл бұрын

Isn't that still form-fitting like briefs?

@redacted2275 Жыл бұрын

It was a modern thing at the time. The plot has to be simple enough for everyone to know the references and understand the premise.

@Oceangirl_505 Жыл бұрын

My husband was told by the MD to start wearing them in the 80s.

@georgehernandez9767 Жыл бұрын

@@Oceangirl_505 Thanks for the info.

@donnamead3439 Жыл бұрын

So freaking funny!!!

@dannyshortwave Жыл бұрын

LOL at slip one by the goalie. 🤣🤣🤣

@itwontcomeout5678 Жыл бұрын

Kramer the Cosmonut

@weeniehutjunior Жыл бұрын

"I'm flippin and I'm floppin'!" HAHA

@US_John 9 ай бұрын

"A lot of them"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@rattus3102 Жыл бұрын

Elaine at 4:14 😅😂🤣

@jarrodbarkley9061 Жыл бұрын

I'm flippin, I'm floppin! 😂😂😂😂😂

@mufc1417 Жыл бұрын

Since I watched this episode and (The Wait Out) episode, I've stopped wearing jeans and jockeys, my Boys like Flipping and Flopping🤭

@marcusblum7462 Жыл бұрын

Jerry: oh no! Elaine: oh yes! George: oh yes! oh yes! oh yes! Jerry: that’s it everyone out of my apartment now!

@magyarieniko9659 11 ай бұрын

Donna Chang 😹

@tylerbushong3452 Жыл бұрын

I thought it was an unspoken rule. By the time you’re 13, every guy switches from briefs to boxers.

@truthhurts3524 Жыл бұрын

My boys need a house!

@vertamps 2 ай бұрын

Perfection.

@starcrafter13terran Ай бұрын

I'm flippin I'm floppin LMAO

@michaelweston2285 Жыл бұрын

Kramer: 1)throw underwear away 2)leave underwear on Jerry's table 👈 👏 ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐

@bigh7972 3 ай бұрын

We have a situation here Jerry…. Kramer is flippin and floppin….. are you going commando? It be so…. He’s out there Jerry and loving every minute of it….

@MrCabimero 5 күн бұрын

Kramer might be Ed Norton's long lost son.

@haydendraycott7897 4 ай бұрын

Elaine may have had her own flaws but dam Julia always had the best smile!

@dariusalexander8985 Жыл бұрын

That thumbnail

@harryparsons2750 Жыл бұрын

I’m flippin I’m floppin 😂

@inncogneato6341 Жыл бұрын

“Does that conflict with your regular schedule?”

@Italy55 2 ай бұрын

So funny!

@reallymakesyouthink 11 ай бұрын

"I'm flipping, I'm flopping"

@JuiceeVasquez 10 ай бұрын

Does that conflict with your regular schedule? 💀

@Chrisbajs 2 ай бұрын

2:42 That twitching

@TheMasterofallsides Жыл бұрын

I had to age into this show. Now its hilarious

@kalijasin Жыл бұрын

Crazy Kramer LOL 😆

@jonny-b4954 Жыл бұрын

I free balled it all the way into my 30s. Only starting wearing boxers/briefs when doctor told my pops he needed to, hahaha. Figured I'd get ahead of the game.

@fakename6658 5 ай бұрын

why did the doctor say that?

@istarteverysentencewithbro Жыл бұрын

2:43 hahah

@moonliightbae 3 ай бұрын

funniest part in this entire clip🤣 i dont know why no one else is commenting on it

@SuperLuigiSixty4 Жыл бұрын

I had to look up that "jockey shorts" refers to briefs. I guess it's a bit before my time or just not regional to me.

@venkybabu8140 Жыл бұрын

It is possible to freeze light. Depends on how cold. That's why S count.

@ars4455 10 ай бұрын

this "oooh man" deserves an Oscar...or an Emmy, whatever...

@renaissance18 Жыл бұрын

elaine sound effect at 4:13 LOL

@jonathan2755 Жыл бұрын

looks like little comet kramer is on the way.

@AmraphelofShinar 10 ай бұрын

"A LOT of women!"

@kevorka3281 6 ай бұрын

I have a Kramer in my family tree. I like to think that he was similar to this Kramer

@MotoVio 7 ай бұрын

The shouw wouldn't be the same without the crazy Kramer

@robertwhitten265 10 ай бұрын

I swear that the original line from Jerry was 'the only thing between us and mr. Johnson is a thin layer of gaberdine'

@StudioMod 9 ай бұрын

The face Elaine makes at 4:24 is unironically the most horrifying and revolting visage of a human creature I've ever seen. How the f...

@michaelfurminger6432 8 ай бұрын

A lot of em !