Kumail Nanjiani Thought Someone Was Secretly Living in His Attic

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Kumail Nanjiani recalls thinking a man was secretly living in his attic and investigating the space to find out the truth.
Original airdate: July 21, 2013
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@jessetorres8738 3 жыл бұрын

This reminds me of a video where a guy suspected his girlfriend was eating food in her sleep, so he put a video camera in the kitchen to see if it was her, but instead he caught footage of a homeless woman hiding inside a storage crawl space in his house.

@subsistence73 3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣😂

@peterDcontact 3 жыл бұрын

It's ok, i didn't need sleep anyway

@Givulinovich 3 жыл бұрын

That video actually scared me. Frogging is creepy as F.

@prestonbruchmiller497 2 жыл бұрын

The guy was a stand up comedian and that was just his attempt to get internet famous.

@bryanergau6682 Жыл бұрын

So he had 2 live-in girlfriends?

@claricereid9954 2 жыл бұрын

Everytime I make pasta I say, "isn't this the colander that kumail died in?" And no one ever knows what I'm talking about 😅

@mollycorkle6628 7 ай бұрын

Oh man that's as cold as ur colander. He's brilliant.

@Vejur9000 2 жыл бұрын

You gotta love Kumail’s eyebrows. He’s a character, and so damn funny.

@liangshepherd 3 жыл бұрын

One day I came home and my roommates told me there was someone wandering on our roof (one story house). And since we are all bunch of international students fresh off the boat we just concluded as 'this is AMERICA'.

@Shamuto7 3 жыл бұрын

You should put booby traps lol

@KateBond642 2 жыл бұрын

Well...you weren't wrong there

@yup3111 2 жыл бұрын

Bruuuuuuhhhhh yk that doesn’t only happen in America right 💀

@shahnoormaredia5269 2 жыл бұрын

@@yup3111 that only happens in America

@yup3111 2 жыл бұрын

@@shahnoormaredia5269 have u been to Mexico or lived there cause I have and surprisingly this has happened a lot so I don’t know what you are talking about but okay 👌

@francescaa8331 3 жыл бұрын

Wonder if he's braver now with all those muscles?

@internziko 2 жыл бұрын

Doesn't matter how many times i watch this it's still hilarious

@uns33n 2 жыл бұрын

My 100 year old grandma with dementia and alzheimers used to also insist there were men living in the attic.

@LawNerdAmber 2 жыл бұрын

after the things we've heard lately, she might have been right!

@maryrosekent8223 3 жыл бұрын

Kumail, thank you for _The Sound of Music_ reference!

@Pikapower7 3 жыл бұрын

Chocolate cake! 🔪

@anakinslucien7193 2 жыл бұрын

It's weird, I live in the top floor of the apartment building but I also sometimes hear footsteps

@DT-267K 2 жыл бұрын

Birds.

@CBs-House 2 жыл бұрын

there's people up there, seriously. I live on top floor and I guarantee you it's people going up there to hang out on the rooftop. I look out and see the people up there from my window which is located in an outcropping of the building so I can see up. It's illegal where I live so landlord said call the police, so I do every time. He said he would evict anybody caught up there as well.

@AShadyCharacter 2 жыл бұрын

There's another stand-up comedian with a similar story, he and his friend searched all night for someone in the house, and he was eventually woken up by his friend talking to the homeless girl who was apparently in the house the whole time after they went to sleep... Anyone know who that was? And what special?

@dorischeney5216 2 жыл бұрын

Matt Braunagger

@michellebobier4471 Жыл бұрын

“‘Cause if somebody’s there I’m just gonna murder them. ‘Stab stab stab, slit.’ Guys, there was somebody there, but I’ve killed them.” 🤣Brilliant real-life portrayal of so many scenes in horror movies where the protagonist hears frightening noises and then, instead of calling the police or otherwise going for help, investigates the noises himself, because that makes total sense.

@theonlybonsu 3 жыл бұрын

Damn....This is what Kingo does in his spare time.?? 🤔😅

@clarencethomas01 Жыл бұрын

It's Chicago, it's the wind. I've had the same thing happen to me when i lived there.

@ekdaufin1485 3 жыл бұрын

Really funny story. Thank you.

@tadfisher4303 3 жыл бұрын

Was this at the Stargazer Lounge?

@soryapum7932 8 күн бұрын

I did not know he was that hilarious!

@bebeysmael1. 10 ай бұрын

Beautiful 🎉🎉😊

@timv1109 6 ай бұрын

I had to revist his stand up so bad I had to look up his name via a archer episode and look up(voice actor for farooq) cause I can't remember my own name half the time lol

@juleswin7116 3 жыл бұрын

Kumail is hilarious

@PicoAndSepulveda 3 жыл бұрын

Funny!

@michaelpipkin9942 3 жыл бұрын

Santa. Leave cookies and non dairy milk. Feed him. He will leave you presents in your un-flushed toilet.

@ecj17cel 3 жыл бұрын

A ghost?

@questionmark1152 3 жыл бұрын

He ain't Beta no more... #Trenbolonesandwiches

@irishsamurai9008 2 жыл бұрын

This was before he was working out. And also he was funny in the Google movie with interns.

@marcossantana1312 3 жыл бұрын

Making pasta with crooked caulender

@mordecaidrake 2 жыл бұрын

He needs to drop some muscle again so he can find some sleeves

@liberty9348 3 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite comedians, Louis CK, had a story similar to this with the WITCH in the kitchen at a rental home out in the wilderness. This story was just as funny :D

@Crett Жыл бұрын

Kumail’s not a pervert though

@nuudlman9215 3 жыл бұрын

His muscles disappeared

@cameronatkins7496 3 жыл бұрын

2013 air date

@ybarrajoshua97 3 жыл бұрын

It was just for a role, they wrapped up shooting already

@christineferreira2181 3 жыл бұрын

He's still hot

@bern9642 2 жыл бұрын

This is an old standup

@shizukagozen777 2 жыл бұрын

And I thought there were owls in their attic. xD

@dayngerkat6760 3 жыл бұрын

I’d rather him tell me about his cycle

@shizukagozen777 2 жыл бұрын

Cycle ?

@9shazad 2 жыл бұрын

You can ask any Hollywood actor

@clarencethomas01 Жыл бұрын

His dance routine?

@brandonreeves8579 3 жыл бұрын

@CasepbX 3 жыл бұрын

So was the house just haunted or was it the pipes?

@shizukagozen777 2 жыл бұрын

If it was the pipes, the noises wouldn't have stopped.

@CBs-House 2 жыл бұрын

considering how much time they took to go up there and how they were making all that noise about going up to check, it very well could have been a person who realized the jig was up and fled the scene through a window or something