Kurzgesagt preposterously out of context

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@orochi4293 7 ай бұрын

"Politicians are even worse than scientists naming things" 💀 Couldn't agree more.

@tomtomulando4963 Ай бұрын

"Ľudia otupjéjávajú" - Andrej Danko

@Marylandbrony 2 жыл бұрын

How to be Kurzgesagt Step 1: Get ducks Step 2: Get nuclear weapons Step 3: Blow up the ducks with said weapons (See items 1 and 2)

@Noober_0 2 жыл бұрын

Instructions unclear, ducks did not explode

@Archgeek0 Жыл бұрын

Instructions *extremely* unclear, ducks began colliding and splitting into smaller ducks in a chain reaction. Please advise on what to do with resulting infinite Cantor ducks.

@name.660 Жыл бұрын

Instructions unclear,the ducks turned into dinosaur sized ducks

@user-hp6mt2hi8e Жыл бұрын

@@name.660 *elephant*, go with elephant

@SCP--bm6td Жыл бұрын

instructions unclear, the ducks exploded the nukes, and destroyed the entire experiment room. oh wait? Doubting the power of ducks, is what scientists call a very bad idea. -kurzgesagt probably

@donaldtrumpscat2443 Ай бұрын

"We treat animals absolutely disgusting... but hey, steak is tasty!" Best quote yet

@saulgoodman9025 Ай бұрын

When?

@Whatdoyouthink276 Ай бұрын

@@saulgoodman90252:23

@saulgoodman9025 Ай бұрын

@@Whatdoyouthink276 ok thanks

@user-zf7cj5rc4f 3 жыл бұрын

,,A great place for our nuclear test!''

@spycrab2 2 жыл бұрын

ah yes

@perodactyl490 2 жыл бұрын

oh gosh yes

@Marylandbrony Жыл бұрын

Kurzgesagt when seeing a pond full of ducks.

@LexiLex421 Жыл бұрын

Ye,,

@BobTomato. Жыл бұрын

Hmm actually “” 🤓

@mr.unknownical8419 2 жыл бұрын

“You are not alone” - Kalm “You never were” - Kalm “You never will be” - PANIK

@gamingtv4041 Жыл бұрын

👻

@milaliah Жыл бұрын

“Look behind you.”

@PlatinumNebula Жыл бұрын

3:13 "Tiny Finland, do you feel uncomfortable now?" Lmao

@NutpuffTheWolf 2 жыл бұрын

7:45 "What's your favorite food?" *"Dark matter"*

@TheDingusNamedKiwi Жыл бұрын

Mm delicious I love dark matter

@ThEspectrum20 6 ай бұрын

Kirby:

@user-hb7rs1fn4p Ай бұрын

Mine is some nuclear pasta

@NickAndriadze 2 ай бұрын

''Look at this thing, it's really big'' and ''A perfect place for our nuclear test'' are two lines most synnonimous with Kurzgesagt with my opinion. Really describes their videos quite well.

@lime.person 2 жыл бұрын

9:47 "Anyone with an unsuitable mix, will be selected from the environment." _"AAAAAAAAA"_

@crispyleaves123 2 жыл бұрын

5:15 I can just imagine Yakko singing that LMAO

@THE_funnyalt 2 жыл бұрын

oh god

@marcosettembre 2 жыл бұрын

"And now, the elements of the periodic table brought to you by Yakko Warner"

@IloveRumania 2 жыл бұрын

@@marcosettembre Oh God, I'm a huge fan of both songs!

@greenytoaster Жыл бұрын

AIRY

@crispyleaves123 Жыл бұрын

@@greenytoaster omg a ONE fan hii

@AtlynYoutube 2 жыл бұрын

0:40 : JUST TO SUFFER?

@bluey-next777 4 ай бұрын

*MADE ME LAUGH!!!!!*

@dacgamer5741 Жыл бұрын

Nobody: Literally nobody: Everybody with Minecraft when they find a village: 8:15

@c.i.n.b4710 2 жыл бұрын

*"tiny finland."*

@Darthfaceplant 2 жыл бұрын

"do you feel... uncomfortable now?"

@TheDingusNamedKiwi Жыл бұрын

"Europeans are really good at war"

@thegayagenda4589 2 ай бұрын

@@TheDingusNamedKiwiI mean... tiny Finland *did* hold its own against the soviet union, so!

@markjohn4203 Ай бұрын

Wow, those 3 were strangly in context 😂😂😂😂

@romanbundy921 Ай бұрын

@@markjohn4203fr 😂😂😂

@GalaxyBoy-Robloxstuff 2 жыл бұрын

8:13 A iconic line that will never be forgotten

@enderb0t 2 жыл бұрын

"War is so 20th century" ... Aged like fine milk on a hot summers evening

@madmax0103 Жыл бұрын

Nah, it aged older than the universe

@metalvoiceguy1232 Жыл бұрын

@@madmax0103 On a hot summer's evening

@Chuck-PK Ай бұрын

Kurzgesagt: "Eventually beneath the pasta, we reach the core." Skeletor: WAT!?

@alexandroschrisopoulos7077 Жыл бұрын

Humans are expensive to keep alive - Kurzgesagt

@Frequ3ncy. 2 жыл бұрын

"We can't detect it. We can't measure it. We can't taste it." 7:40 Wait, someone tried to taste dark matter?

@minecraftmaster1678 2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@thatoneguywithhorns3774 2 жыл бұрын

Don't ask

@SnoFitzroy 2 жыл бұрын

I can't tell if you're joking or you genuinely ignored "we can't detect it" despite literally typing it out

@notveryartificial4486 2 жыл бұрын

Now I did. Wasn't very successful

@ICantThinkOfANameeeee Жыл бұрын

You haven't?

@wiseoldglitchakajuju3334 2 жыл бұрын

1:21 bro stop stalking me

@someone8206 2 ай бұрын

exactly-uh

@strickrer4272 2 жыл бұрын

"we take over 1200 hours on some of hour videos" the video: throws duck at supermassive black hole

@AramatiPaz Жыл бұрын

well spend hours

@usenernameler._. 2 жыл бұрын

That one about the “Staring at the computer instead of focusing on what you should be doing” hit hard...

@hecxhockgames4114 2 жыл бұрын

Did anyone else notice the: “everytime you kiss a man, Putin kills a kitten” thing?

@adityanragudaran2763 3 жыл бұрын

"At about 100 km, Earth stops and space begins"

@glorp.gleepo Жыл бұрын

“chicken wings are great” says black bird man. *cannibalism*

@C.F.P 2 жыл бұрын

2:18 thats mount everest in a cup of coffee

@iyadcharef1702 Жыл бұрын

8:43 that was a realy nice motivation

@stepver2273 Ай бұрын

i love how i watched enough kurzgezaght to know what the context is for most of those

@bluey-next777 4 ай бұрын

5:49 ADHD in a *nutshell AGAIN*

@zedave7232 Жыл бұрын

8:08 is my favourite moment

@ocn_palm 2 жыл бұрын

4:45 Probably for the rest of my life

@MrSprout37 5 ай бұрын

5:30 My man started rapping harder than rap god

@goldsushi9003 2 жыл бұрын

Him: the computer that’s distracting you from what you should be doing. Me, who has a cold: a fwoolish miscAuculation *sniff and frustration*

@Benwut Жыл бұрын

3:12 Tiny Finland is amazing and caught me off guard

@mrwang967 2 жыл бұрын

Man, Kurzgesagt loves breaking 4th wall

@ChristofApolinario 7 ай бұрын

The part where Kurzgesagt go brrrrrr is literally funny

@kinn.03 2 жыл бұрын

8:35 Kurzgesagt roasting hard

@somegdplayer4039 Жыл бұрын

he always had

@Grommp 2 жыл бұрын

4:53 we call this rock earth

@Stolen_skeleton_tf2 Ай бұрын

ROCK SOLID

@g.z.3725 2 жыл бұрын

dont burn your house down to see if there's any glitches 7:21

@theholypeanut8193 2 жыл бұрын

A great place for a nuclear test. -every Roblox ron player when they get the nuke ever.

@bdarmy7169 2 жыл бұрын

What's ron

@theholypeanut8193 2 жыл бұрын

@@bdarmy7169 Rise of Nations in Roblox.

@legalizenuclearbombspleaseiwa- 2 жыл бұрын

Clips that i know 0:07 End of space 0:26 End of space 0:50 Dyson sphere 1:31 Neutron stars 1:43 Neutron stars 2:08 Neutron stars? 4:55 Wormholes 5:10 Gold apocalypse 9:54 First's video of kurzgesagt

@daniellewilson8527 3 жыл бұрын

7:50 that is how the cell do

@Eggyteevee Жыл бұрын

"Do you feel confused right now? We certainly do"

@user-fg7qq2wy3t 2 жыл бұрын

5:12 terminator seeds

@KlaxontheImpailr 2 жыл бұрын

“You touched every living thing before you with your DNA.” BANG BANG BANG FBI!

@nguyentanphat7tc324 2 жыл бұрын

5:40 cat and wikipedia and porn and business and youtube and science

@saschahofmann2421 2 жыл бұрын

''Pitch black and under a thousand atmospheres or pressure it's a relatively pristine environment thanks to the absece of humans'' THAT WHAT SHE SAYD

@oximas 2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHa

@DumbConstellations 2 жыл бұрын

What’s this supposed to suggest? I’m confused

@bluey-next777 4 ай бұрын

5:18 *INFORMATION OVERLOAD*

@rift5458 2 жыл бұрын

9:52 Spot SCP 682!

@equinoxonroblox 2 жыл бұрын

"Europeans are really good at war." Well, that might be true.

@senpaiduck7177 2 жыл бұрын

0:44 damn, that alien kind thicc tho

@allthefun2969 2 жыл бұрын

Sweet, kurzgesagt roasting the humanity in a nutshell. Absolutely Sweet.

@wanderingvagrant1551 2 жыл бұрын

the return of TERMANATER SEEDS

@Le_Fenix Ай бұрын

“Tiny Finland” Why was that so funny

@The3Dpolygon 4 ай бұрын

2:37 cannibalism

@escritoradesorientada8731 2 жыл бұрын

7:50 oh! Looks like my dad's car

@rossgriffiths5827 Ай бұрын

3:16 "Europeans are really good at war" Couldn't agree more after all my country conquered half the world in search of spices

@MaseehaOmarjee 4 ай бұрын

"The planet is too big. It DOESNT CARE! " omg okay ahahhaa

@Yutii-The-Yutyrannus Ай бұрын

4:31 Doofensmirtz was the one who made our universe, thats the only logical explanation to why it has a self destruct button.

@Riflyre 4 күн бұрын

8:06 "Pitch black and with a thousand atmospheres of pressure, It's a relatively pristine environment, thanks to the absence of humans. A great place for our nuclear test."

@floverr_9 Жыл бұрын

"human existence is scary"

@TreyWhitcomb-wg8mf Ай бұрын

Mmm yes the floor here is made out of floor 😂 3:24

@wohami9318 2 жыл бұрын

More people means . . . more people :D

@LogicSam146 Ай бұрын

I love these.

@DaniMartVtbr Ай бұрын

Nuclearpasta is the Creepypasta of scientists and science-fiction writers.

@thundergamer3756 2 жыл бұрын

this is funky

@ToawstTheToast Ай бұрын

I didn’t know the word porn appeared in a Kurtsgesagt video.

@acollectionofcellsthatmake1403 2 жыл бұрын

4:45 my favorite

@user-wy5rd6we1h Ай бұрын

Funniest thing I’ve seen this year 10/10

2 жыл бұрын

1:19 ok sorry I have to leave, and thank you for reminder :D

@squeakermcgee Ай бұрын

“What’s your favorite food?” *Nuclear Pasta*

@DaanBruins Жыл бұрын

8:06 yep that's kurzgesagt

@alicemoonheart344 5 ай бұрын

How the heck it translate it to from kurzgesagt" to a "in a nutshell" ???? Thats cool

@Bently-dh7mk Ай бұрын

Love the thumbnail

@Enzi_Meteori_902 Жыл бұрын

7:57 my imagination of a north Korean person's car sorry 😐

@kuutti256 Жыл бұрын

9:52 "..AHHHHHHHH"

@ofi_light5631 2 жыл бұрын

6:28 Hog ridaaaaa!

@WackyGod Ай бұрын

“This strange things make up all the matter in the universe”

@sillykel Ай бұрын

Aka ; kurzgesat being confused for 10 minutes

@kingfloppagaming Жыл бұрын

"Where are all the aliens?" Mostly America.

@rosangelaoliveira9322 2 жыл бұрын

4:40-4:45 epic song

@Scarabub 2 жыл бұрын

*”Why are you still here?-“*

@Thegr8wario 2 жыл бұрын

5:39 caught in 4k

@amohama_ 2 жыл бұрын

I love this

@youtellme_studios4330 2 жыл бұрын

Deserves a freaking sub sheeesh

@xqandstuff 2 жыл бұрын

0:07 until 0:17 yeah way to waste the tax payer's money

@mattalevine 2 жыл бұрын

I can't believe you cropped it at "This is funky" and left off "and doesn't explode, which is a start" D:

@basvandepitte2917 2 ай бұрын

"Everytime you kiss a man, Putin kills a kitten!" GGGG I'm dyin' what in the hell

@Al_L. 2 жыл бұрын

6:38 Haha that was your mom

@colourfulyoshi Жыл бұрын

0:41 just to suffer...

@Graeaeae Ай бұрын

I can’t watch these it’s too existential, the randomness helps though to shake me out of it

@kyoko4651 2 жыл бұрын

Ok wierd thought but when humans die out and aliens come to our planet if they decide to watch a KZfaq video to find out what we where like, and they watched one of the video on kurzgezart, they would probably think we where all crazy ducks and get the hell of our planet