Jim Breuer - Bombing in Sears - This Is Not Happening

Jim Breuer - Bombing in Sears - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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8 жыл бұрын

When Jim Breuer prank called the Sears he worked at as former Libyan Prime Minister Muammar al-Gaddafi, his coworker took him much more seriously than he expected.
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@standup 4 жыл бұрын

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@Noah-ry5qj 4 жыл бұрын

What do you mean by that?

@xxdadmonkeyxx 4 жыл бұрын

This foo looks like a grown up Bart Simpson

@swim_ad 4 жыл бұрын

This comment from Comedy Central is what makes me cringe.

@instantstupor 4 жыл бұрын

This video is a very fine example, no need to click the link. Man, Jim's set just draaaaged.

@BrechPro 3 жыл бұрын

idk what your talking about this is one of my favorites tbh

@michaelread1917 3 жыл бұрын

"Do you understand the predicament that you are in?" "Hehe no"

@E-0921 3 жыл бұрын

I instantly thought of Homer Simpson when he said that line lol

@matthewconway1494 2 жыл бұрын

I'm glad your confident, you got two minutes to tell me your story, and you gotta look each one of my Marshall's in the eyes, while your telling it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@wisdomprepper Жыл бұрын

I fully expected him to go, "No...I SIXTEEN!" lol

@deontaeavila3514 Жыл бұрын

Arousing

@richardgrant5255 3 жыл бұрын

Really Funny story about this bit; A few years back, I saw Jim preform this bit live at a venue on Long Island, as he was talking about "Scott from toys", a voice shouted from the audience "I AM SCOTTY FROM TOYS", so Jim calls the guy to the front, verifies that it was Scott from toys and proceeds to finish the bit with Scott sitting next to him on the stage!!! Edit #1 Jim had somebody pour the guy a glass of beer while he sat on the stage as the story was recounted! For those wondering, the venue was the Paramount in Huntington NY

@dongatello6969 3 жыл бұрын

I’m the 69th like

@matthewshroba1511 3 жыл бұрын

Jim Breuer is definitely a cool dude.

@dereksteele291 3 жыл бұрын

he's a great PREFORMER

@richardsanchez9190 2 жыл бұрын

Dude that's awesome

@jerbear5033 2 жыл бұрын

Do u know if that episode is on the youtubes?

@skelter1153 Жыл бұрын

I worked at Sears in the early 90's. We weren't allowed to use the Phone. Now I know why. Thanks, Jim. *LONG LIVE PAINT*

@artkitectbeats1622 3 жыл бұрын

If you're wondering if this story gets old, it doesn't. I lost count of how many times I've come back to this video and it's still hilarious.

@christophertrojanowski2769 Жыл бұрын

once or twice a year, here I am, back again!

@sscott6021 10 ай бұрын

I thought I was the only one.

@razorfett147 9 ай бұрын

Its the gift that keeps on giving 😂

@willromeny1 8 ай бұрын

Same

@natesmith9644 3 ай бұрын

For real, everytime "Do you understand the predicament you're in? No 😃" kills me

@trentmarderosian9690 8 жыл бұрын

It's like he immediately got 6 stars in Grand Theft Auto

@joncortezz 6 жыл бұрын

Trent Marderosian😂😂

@ToNeJ0e 5 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@layna-heyhey 5 жыл бұрын

😁 Exactly

@HazeAroundtheWorld 5 жыл бұрын

No, because then every cop he encountered would immediately try to kill him

@danlaunder673 5 жыл бұрын

Lmao that is just f****** awesome that you say that LoL

@ggutierrez203 6 жыл бұрын

He told the same punch line three times and it was funny every single time. LONG LIVE PAINT!!!

@crnkmnky 5 жыл бұрын

I'm on a _TINH_ binge. Once I realized it was this old bit, I didn't think I'd enjoy hearing it again. I was wrong!

@bobbilly2546 5 жыл бұрын

I actually thought It got funnier each time some how

@Pvaultingfenderbass 5 жыл бұрын

Bob Billy I was totally gonna say the same thing lol

@nastylittlecritter 5 жыл бұрын

gjxb 2ifh rule of 3’s

@joshuarevilla3226 5 жыл бұрын

I almost died every single time he said it. And I'm officially ded lmfao!

@choeymang3 2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious! In the mid 80's I, was a teenager and worked at a Sears store in Rhode Island. Jim was right, the employees ALL were either teenagers, retirees, divorcees or people who had made some poor choices in life...We used to crank call each other all of the time. I thought it was just our store. Didn't realize that this was going on at ALL of the Sears stores!

@devinallen4708 2 жыл бұрын

Was it the sears in Middletown?? I remember that store before it closed down

@makemarker 2 жыл бұрын

Long live painttt

@choeymang3 2 жыл бұрын

@@devinallen4708 No. It was the Providence store on North Main Street.

@devinallen4708 2 жыл бұрын

@@choeymang3 yes! There was a midas station near there! I was really young when it closed down like 25 years ago! Cheers man! I dont think I ever went in that one, definitely the Middletown one where I got my first star wars toys from

@negativeionz 2 жыл бұрын

I worked in the Sears tire center as a teenager and used to take the customer vehicles into the mall parking lot and practice doing donuts and controlled slides in the snow and ice. I didn't work there long.

@michaelbabcock4172 3 жыл бұрын

Jim isn’t exactly underrated, but his delivery of this puts him in the highest echelon of comedic storytelling. That was one of the best 15 minutes I’ve ever spent on KZfaq.

@Julie-jq1sy 3 жыл бұрын

Agree. I'm sure you've seen his Metallica and Slayer bits. I'm going there next, and also his ACDC stand up.

@m.s.m.8477 3 жыл бұрын

One of the best? Very, top 4 for me

@flagsabbath6483 3 жыл бұрын

@@Julie-jq1sy his story about doing mushrooms and sneaking into his house is hilarious!

@jimdash3423 3 жыл бұрын

Check out the pizza man stories he told on O&A

@cleech74 3 жыл бұрын

Had a similar thought, as I was watching this. He was putting on a clinic of masterful storytelling.

@ryanbertoldi8303 5 жыл бұрын

This guy has had stoner eyes for 25 years...FULLY MANNNN

@notgonnapay 4 жыл бұрын

Ryan Bertoldi hahaha yesss!

@freedomisbrightestindungeons 4 жыл бұрын

Ryan Bertoldi stoner humor too

@jamescarter3196 4 жыл бұрын

I think I've heard him talk about that in a routine before, how he always looks stoned even if he hasn't had a smoke in weeks or whatever.

@CreativeMindsAudio 4 жыл бұрын

I wanna like this comment, but it has 420 likes.

@dequonmoppins9255 4 жыл бұрын

Who's coming with me?!?!?!

@es0strefis 5 жыл бұрын

The joke starts slow but it grows on you after a minute. Perfect example of storytelling.

@jakelamarcalouie3681 4 жыл бұрын

Esostrefis Breuer is a master at storytelling.

@Mixima101 4 жыл бұрын

You're right. I was kind of bored in the beginning but full belly laughing at the end.

@javierorama2556 4 жыл бұрын

Stop making that face butters

@cjr1881 3 жыл бұрын

Esostrefis Shitty storytelling

@davidneumann2705 3 жыл бұрын

It does not start slow at all!! Take it back dude u don’t know what ur talking about !

@crashburn3292 3 жыл бұрын

FBI: "Do you understand....the predicament...you are in?" Jim: "He he. NO."

@chrismoreton69 3 жыл бұрын

His Joe Pesci impression is a bit too good

@JunkiesTube 3 жыл бұрын

His AC/DC is EVEN better!

@joe-zj8js 2 жыл бұрын

@@JunkiesTube still waiting for acdc to record hokey pokey lol

@SaintDamain 2 жыл бұрын

“I need a *BLACK* cabbage patch doll!”

@dudewhy6953 2 жыл бұрын

What impression? Joe Pesci doesn’t exist, it’s all Jim. Every famous person is Jim 😂😂

@clintdavis6522 2 жыл бұрын

@@joe-zj8js But only if Angus' head is waving forward and back.

@dojostarfox4520 5 жыл бұрын

This guy should be a comedian.

@kill_alain 5 жыл бұрын

Wade Wright r/whooosh

@austinchristian7936 5 жыл бұрын

@@kill_alain dope

@DoctorMountain 5 жыл бұрын

@@Wadebrwright Oof. Hard yikes from me, bud.

@Guitarlife17 4 жыл бұрын

Here man take my card you never run into trouble you just gotta

@Theviking42097 4 жыл бұрын

DoJo Starfox are you trying to piss people off

@ciobanucatalin6187 5 жыл бұрын

That joe pesci was ON POINT

@tylerbush5939 4 жыл бұрын

He has a skit on SNL as him as Pesci

@moreton77mansley24 4 жыл бұрын

My question has been answered.Thought I'd seen him before.

@VicenzzoCK 4 жыл бұрын

ON PAINT!

@joepesci6856 4 жыл бұрын

It was alright.

@RyanLynch1 4 жыл бұрын

ciobanu catalin LOOL RIGHT

@Veronicastar77 Жыл бұрын

I feel like we're all sitting around the campfire listening to our great grandfather telling us stories. Lol

@TheMagicPrick 4 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one who thought this was gonna be about doing a bad stand-up show at Sears?

@EdwardForgacs 4 жыл бұрын

Originally yeah, that's what I thought too from the title. Turned out to be soooo much funnier than I could have imagined! I think this is the best "This Is Not Happening" so far!

@EdwardForgacs 4 жыл бұрын

The second best one, in my opinion: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/n81hgJmost6Zlok.html

@raphaelfritzler7799 4 жыл бұрын

TheMagicPrick Yup. And still watching too. 😜

@michaellangan4450 4 жыл бұрын

No, me too.

@coldmoonlight6361 3 жыл бұрын

Nope

@idkmybffjv 7 жыл бұрын

I find myself saying "he's a suspect" now whenever people are being weird, or lacking a sense of humor.

@MrNinjaone1 6 жыл бұрын

Vince Torres sounds like a first step to take to become a crazy person

@MotoBuilds 6 жыл бұрын

MrNinjaone1, you're a suspect.

@loldontcare4623 5 жыл бұрын

i kinda do the same thing except i say “sus”

@snavisTM 5 жыл бұрын

Lacking a sense of humor as you recite the same joke over and over in your head?

@cthulhujankinx5652 5 жыл бұрын

So what exactly does it mean, a buddy of mine and I have been curious about it

@wcm5150 8 жыл бұрын

That was an incredible story. If it happened today Jim would be in prison for the rest of his life sadly.

@skrtskrtccarr404 8 жыл бұрын

I know right that's exactly what I was thinking man

@27STS 8 жыл бұрын

+wcm5150 It was a different world before 911 man. This is totally plausible.

@aidancaughran 8 жыл бұрын

+wcm5150 Yeah, but that makes it an even better story today!

@GBXS 8 жыл бұрын

+wcm5150 No he wouldn't you dumb shit.

@kitpalmer1583 8 жыл бұрын

sadly? lmao

@prorobo 10 ай бұрын

That was a masterclass in storytelling.

@awkwardoddysee4438 2 жыл бұрын

I love how Breuer laughs when he hears the audience laugh 😅

@bkr1895 7 жыл бұрын

"Go get the guy in hardware he's a suspect" That part always gets me

@tony_5156 5 жыл бұрын

Friedrich Nietzsche hey senile nihilist what are you doing here, how can you be “happy” “I am discontent with my discontent everything.”

@niptuck117 8 жыл бұрын

Don't be put off by the near-20 minute story, it's fucking worth it.

@bryand8884 8 жыл бұрын

i agree! hooked from the beginning

@andrewtucker2782 7 жыл бұрын

my sense of time faded away after 5 minutes

@onlydeathisreal69 7 жыл бұрын

Had no idea I just watched something that long. 5/7

@xLSDxUCSB 7 жыл бұрын

That was such an amazing bit! Great call backs! Everything was amazing!

@jeffcloss7160 7 жыл бұрын

oh my goodness! watch the original first! this is too funny, but its so much greater!

@americaneagal4709 3 жыл бұрын

One of THE funniest stories I've ever heard....long live Breuer! Man of God, too.... God bless you Jim!!!!

@VNeto94 3 жыл бұрын

This is gold. Just discovered Jim last week with videos of him doing impressions of rock singers. It's been a while since I've enjoyed someone as funny and as authentic as him.

@dollabillsmfo 2 жыл бұрын

Classic jim is snl skits from the 90s and the movie half baked

@dollabillsmfo 2 жыл бұрын

Look up the joe pesci show lol

@buzby303 2 жыл бұрын

Me too just yesterday 👍🏻

@melissaamstutz1436 Жыл бұрын

@@dollabillsmfo Goat Boy!

@dollabillsmfo Жыл бұрын

@@melissaamstutz1436 YES

@factorybear5264 4 жыл бұрын

Ah, pre-911 America. I miss it so much! Had that story happened in like 2005, he would still be, "missing".

@Kashmirknight 4 жыл бұрын

This says published in 2016?

@ashleygoggs5679 4 жыл бұрын

@@Kashmirknight he means had jims story happened pre 911. You can tell a story that happened before the event happened dude.

@Kashmirknight 4 жыл бұрын

@@ashleygoggs5679 um..... not following

@loodlebop 4 жыл бұрын

@@Kashmirknight clearly. I think you're a suspect my dude!

@Kashmirknight 4 жыл бұрын

@@loodlebop maybe that's why that black van has been parked outside my house for the last few days?

@jackmcgreer193 7 жыл бұрын

jim bruer always looks like he drank two bottles of jack for breakfast

@maximillianschauer1439 7 жыл бұрын

and smoked a blunt

@mexrell 7 жыл бұрын

Fully

@lastotallyawesome7830 7 жыл бұрын

"no that's how I always look" 😂😂

@gregsanford8454 7 жыл бұрын

You mean two bottles of Willie Nelson's finest bong water.

@gregorywineland2415 6 жыл бұрын

no, two bottles of jack

@michaelsaville9985 Жыл бұрын

As someone who works at Home Depot this makes it all the more funnier because I can just imagine doing this at the store I work at 😂😂

@sonny323 Жыл бұрын

Ya but today's technology doing that crank call would probably cost you everything.

@michaelsaville9985 11 ай бұрын

True. The phones in the store have caller ID and it shows what extension is calling 😪

@italianstallion90 2 жыл бұрын

I'm from long island and now sharing this with everyone I know

@patrick9876 4 жыл бұрын

The rocket noises absolutely killed me😂😂

@Julie-jq1sy 3 жыл бұрын

I'm glad he put that expression in there, sounded pretty good too. 6 missiles and they missed. I wonder how many people in todays world would of hung up on someone like this pranking an employee. I mean Sears? And also how many Sears stores are still open in todays world in closing times. Peace.

@lfrers 3 жыл бұрын

Yea! Hilarious. Never heard anyone do that sound. Spot on.

@ID-8491 2 жыл бұрын

He nailed it. It does sound like Katyushas being launched. Spot on. :)

@droach3151 Жыл бұрын

*click* UUUUUUAAAAAAAGH

@deontaeavila3514 Жыл бұрын

Arousing

@jdsteinbach3324 5 жыл бұрын

"Do you understand the predicament you're in"? No.. LMAO. I'm dead!

@ShawNshawN 4 ай бұрын

such a great skit. We pulled a similar prank on Dunkin Donuts. 3 squad cars pulled up after my bro cranked called a business answering machine. LOL

@drabalisallat2188 Жыл бұрын

From time to time I come back here, because this is gold.

@mrgalaxy3246 6 жыл бұрын

Jim Breuer looks like he downed 6 bottles of Vodka.

@Badusername2000 5 жыл бұрын

Yep, hes always been that way, his middle daughter is the same.

@one7deep7savage7 5 жыл бұрын

Lol "Are you Wasted?!" ...Naw I just look like this man

@mattway18 5 жыл бұрын

He looks high

@Dingosean 5 жыл бұрын

You mean smoked 6 doobs

@vilivan1 5 жыл бұрын

He looks like that all the time. Did you not watch the video?

@deelystanonfightcade2 5 жыл бұрын

"do you understand the predicament you are in??" "hehe...no. "

@synshenron798 4 жыл бұрын

(Me in my head) me (Me in reality) *shits a brick*

@kanezwilliams8211 3 жыл бұрын

"Are you HIGH"?? No, this is how I look, All The Time!!!!= He's not lying.

@Stephanlabize Жыл бұрын

This is probably the greatest story ever told

@lukeperry8407 7 жыл бұрын

"Bring in the Feds, lets go" I died bro that's perfect

@crazycarl00 4 жыл бұрын

His laugh is the greatest thing on Earth.

@Julie-jq1sy 3 жыл бұрын

Agree, and it's short too. I love short laughs, guys tend to have them and their good at it.

@masonprisco3782 3 жыл бұрын

Jim could say the most unfunny thing ever and add that little laugh afterwards and I would piss myself laughing.

@krizzyshow6638 2 жыл бұрын

i agree

@justincaseypoohed1823 2 жыл бұрын

17:21

@zs7491 Жыл бұрын

Kinda why he is said to laugh like a goat and is asked in public for his goat laugh impression.

@luissanchez957 3 жыл бұрын

This is what happens when you max out Charisma in an RPG

@NoMaloneUnturned2 2 жыл бұрын

Charisma 10, intelligence 4

@harleywinter2618 2 жыл бұрын

"Are you wasted? Are you high?" "No my face just looks like this." 💀💀

@Directorman3 8 жыл бұрын

LONG LIVE PAINT

@lukehighlights8131 6 жыл бұрын

no yep

@hunterjenkins11 6 жыл бұрын

no, You're right I am a joke thief.

@rojeliocampos5156 6 жыл бұрын

no 9

@lickmynip5600 6 жыл бұрын

no I want to like but I don’t. Wanna ruin the 420 likes

@kenglee8310 5 жыл бұрын

I am the 666th comment

@hunterrosenbaum9723 5 жыл бұрын

He isn't joking tho I looked it up and there is an article on it

@ILikeToLaughAtYou 4 жыл бұрын

Hunter Rosenbaum proof?

@utlonghorn86 4 жыл бұрын

@@hunterrosenbaum9723 that was in 98. This story happened in the 80's.

@dannyhammond9635 4 жыл бұрын

Jacob Rodriguez no this happened in the ‘80s

@sleeprene 4 жыл бұрын

@@dannyhammond9635 did you watch the video? he even said it was in the 80s

@dannyhammond9635 4 жыл бұрын

@@sleeprene that's what i meant, my b

@ManivanAdventures 3 жыл бұрын

This dude is such a great storyteller and just all around hilarious human being. I have watched this about 5 times now and it is still just as funny as the first time I watched it. Lol

@bashjustbash4475 3 жыл бұрын

Jim will go down in history as being one of the nicest funniest persons who has ever lived... no swearing too! Class act...

@eagillum 2 жыл бұрын

Haha no swearing, that's what you took away from this?

@DemocracyManifest Жыл бұрын

@@eagillum The 'no swearing' part is one of the hardest to achieve when you're a comedian that can hang with all the other top comedians...listen to all the legends of the game, the vast majority swear like sailors because swearing is funny and helps accentuate a story...try telling a story without swearing and get the same belly laughs, it's borderline impossible unless you're a master storyteller.

@eagillum Жыл бұрын

@@DemocracyManifest unless you're repressed.

@londell528 4 жыл бұрын

Hey this is Joe Pesci I need a black Cabbage Patch Kids doll dont give me no rain check😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ADoe7 3 жыл бұрын

I was hollering!!!!

@xamirozar 2 жыл бұрын

The Joe Pesci bit threw me off so much but it just added layers of love on top of other layers I already had :D

@thomasbahamaesq.9672 7 жыл бұрын

Jim Breuer looks like the guy who got his body taken over in Men In Black.

@tombstonejones9581 5 жыл бұрын

Zack Colpean omfg

@TheAdatto 5 жыл бұрын

He's wearing an Edgar suit.

@one7deep7savage7 5 жыл бұрын

Sugar Water dude lol

@eviloverlordsean 5 жыл бұрын

Holy crap! He does!

@friednoodles1954 5 жыл бұрын

When he says how you doin carol he even sounds like him 😂😂😂

@BigBass-xf5yi 10 ай бұрын

There are levels to comedic storytelling and the there is Jim Breuer……

@4valhalla898 Жыл бұрын

Possibly the best story teller ever. Definitely The greatest wasted look.

@jacksonreiter6175 4 жыл бұрын

This is literally his origin story and hes telling it so chill tf

@charlesbeck9318 5 жыл бұрын

Maybe when Jim gets high his face looks normal? It could happen.

@markcharles3164 4 жыл бұрын

i was thinking the same about ppl that have cerebralpolsy when they bust a nut, they probably look normal in that moment

@rjpalmer7782 4 жыл бұрын

Or he’s really just high all the time😂😂

@sjwtard3709 4 жыл бұрын

Yep, I had a car once that had so much play in the steering wheel I had to be drunk just to drive straight.

@adamkarczewski7794 4 жыл бұрын

@@sjwtard3709 hahaha I have a truck like that

@leeg7106 4 жыл бұрын

🤔

@miracles4u Жыл бұрын

That is by far the best of this series

@wmlouisiana2282 2 жыл бұрын

I use to work at Sears and the whole time he was telling this story, I could picture every moment clearly. I was laughing hysterically in the office on my lunch... it made my day. Thanks Jim

@ryankearney5612 8 жыл бұрын

Why does Jim Breuer look like adult Bart Simpson now?

@keepitwitmine 8 жыл бұрын

+fukucunts1234 lol

@ianwulf24 7 жыл бұрын

He pretty much IS an adult Bart Simpson.

@TheAustinGuy 7 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 genius

@imchayanger9526 6 жыл бұрын

Ryan Kearney O M GGGGGGGGGG

@k_alexander7968 6 жыл бұрын

because he is bart simpson at heart...this whole story is something bart simpson would do at that age

@999predators 5 жыл бұрын

"As far as anyone is concerned, you're missing.." LMFAO

@bizgriff1701 3 жыл бұрын

Paul Walker passed away 7 years ago today 🕊 Rest in paradise to a 🐐

@pjcanfield8 3 жыл бұрын

@@bizgriff1701 Dude I loved Paul Walker growing up and it was terrible loss but I’m 100% positive you are commenting on the wrong video

@radovanpecinovic3300 3 жыл бұрын

I haven't cried while laughing for so long in years. Thank you Mr. Jim Breuer!!!

@RoberthBotschafter-xu6jy 5 ай бұрын

Comedy is on the come back we all need this in our lives,it's so refreshing

@berkborke 8 жыл бұрын

Breuer is so underrated guy.

@GrantPatN 7 жыл бұрын

Maybe, I always thought he got his respect though

@ADIDASects 7 жыл бұрын

That shitty Rolling Stone or CNN or whoever's ranking of SNL cast members had him ranked very last as the worst SNL cast member of all time. I read that and said aloud, "go fuck yourself."

@the_cheap_ones 6 жыл бұрын

Maybe in mainstream culture, but in the comedy culture he is for sure respected. Especially by fellow comedians.

@KennyMcCormick99 6 жыл бұрын

He truly is... honestly not trying to be "that guy" but I got to watch him live and also got to meet and chat w/ him twice in 2 separate occasions and he couldn't have been more of a nice and respectful human being! (P.S... watch his interview sometime on Howard Stern and then you will truly see what an amazing guy he is!)

@kevinmcguire7079 6 жыл бұрын

Berk Börke you need an English lesson

@DMTFLTV 8 жыл бұрын

"LONG, LIVE, paint."

@KennyMcCormick99 3 жыл бұрын

Seeing & then getting to meet Jim at a show was a night I'll never forget! One of the nicest & cooliest & funniest people to ever walk this earth!!

@lukamagicc 9 ай бұрын

The fact he told the same exact story 3 times w the same outcome and it was still funny💀

@shawndhanda2753 7 жыл бұрын

I'm crying this is the best story I've ever heard

@alinpadurariu4987 5 жыл бұрын

Mine aswell man 😂

@neilhess6407 4 жыл бұрын

The genius of Breuer is that he can take his real life experiences and what was happening at the time to craft these stories. He is a genius story teller.

@barennis 2 жыл бұрын

What's great about your observation is Breuer mentioned on the Rogan show that Breuer's father was a master storyteller and would enthrall people at the bar etc. - it's in his blood!

@RonaldKragnes 4 ай бұрын

This is the best Sears commercial I have ever seen.

@cjlewis79 3 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite comedians ever. His stories, his voices, early 50s and he still runs around the stage. Just a funny dude! Love this bit!

@scfd733 7 жыл бұрын

single best story I ever heard by anyone this show period

@okaygee4132 5 жыл бұрын

Nah! The Mexicans got boots on!

@roughryder5 5 жыл бұрын

@@okaygee4132 Nah! Sean Patton - Cumin!

@okaygee4132 5 жыл бұрын

@@roughryder5 *gasp* First, you shamelessly make a mockery of Pittsburgh royalty and my beloved childhood icon, Mr. Fred Rogers. Now, you have the gall to place Patton in the same ring as master story-teller and hood orator Saddiq! Were you inebriated while watching? Otherwise, I don't trust your judgment.

@047Kenny 5 жыл бұрын

Sean and kristen Ridley the meth Pee one was really gripping

@sickbars4lyfe900 5 жыл бұрын

Theo von

@JustinLascoe 6 жыл бұрын

I've never liked nor disliked Jim Breuer. However, this story has put him way up on my like list. Brilliant.

@aballer18 4 жыл бұрын

Completely agree

@lokristine8869 2 жыл бұрын

When I worked for Sears selling appliances at 17 and took break after break after break with my friends! Best company to work for at the time, I miss it.

@EdMagee 9 ай бұрын

I can’t believe Sears and their catalog had the world by the short hairs, everything in one book & store before the internet. JB took them down single handedly 🤣

@dh4668 6 жыл бұрын

I live in valley stream. I know that sears. Its still open.

@hayberdasher8625 5 жыл бұрын

That Sears is still in business is the most amazing part

@ryankunst668 5 жыл бұрын

I heard it got hit by six Libyan missiles.

@c-light7624 5 жыл бұрын

I live 5 min away from Green Acres. I’m trying to find news coverage of this

@gregdebacker4998 5 жыл бұрын

Im Greg

@crnkmnky 5 жыл бұрын

Is it still open _today?_ (Sears finally filed the big B last month. 150 stores closing.)

@coolmill7955 4 жыл бұрын

What really funny..... EVERYBODY left him in the store and didn't tell him

@shanelathrop7596 Жыл бұрын

this is a top 5 story i’ve ever heard in my life

@yamabushichancesimmon6667 Жыл бұрын

Possibly the best prank call in recorded history

@pingpong2456 8 жыл бұрын

He has the unique ability to tell stories, with impressions & sound effects, i don't know anyone who can do this as well

@howling69 8 жыл бұрын

Michael Winslow is pretty good at that too

@THinleyDhendupTopper 7 жыл бұрын

fluffy does that well too

@permafrost0979 6 жыл бұрын

Maybe Jim Carrey

@HoboJoe1416 6 жыл бұрын

Brian Regan is one of the best out there as well.

@imaniwilliamsiw9238 5 жыл бұрын

Tommy Davidson.

@mrjohnnydangerously 4 жыл бұрын

Are you high? No, this is how I look all the time.

@datura_boof 2 жыл бұрын

😶

@kostmalone 8 ай бұрын

Best 15 minutes of storytelling I've heard.

@negativeionz 2 жыл бұрын

Jim Breuer is a comedy legend. It's hard to get much funnier than that.

@Cordman1221 8 жыл бұрын

Gawddamn, Jim Breuer can do some impressions. His impressions of Dave Chappel and Joe Pesci are right on the fucking spot.

@Trav-trav 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine being a 16 yr old kid looking stoned all day every day

@maxwellmckinley637 3 жыл бұрын

That'd almost be a blessing in disguise. If you're actually fucked up, then no one would know the difference.

@akillen77 3 жыл бұрын

@@maxwellmckinley637 I can vouch for this

@21robow 3 жыл бұрын

Dude its amazing

@drgrey7026 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine being 40 and looking high all the time think about what parent teacher meetings are like for him

@fullbolt-onsss1130 3 жыл бұрын

@@drgrey7026 luckily hes famous so ir don't matter lol

@frontpuff 2 жыл бұрын

Legendary comedian telling a legendary story! Great success! Big laughter! What more can one want. Love

@kylemcphee8213 7 жыл бұрын

It's honestly refreshing hearing a comedian that doesn't have to rely on vulgar language to be hilarious and goddamn Jim is hilarious

@kato1kalin 5 жыл бұрын

Hopefully you know of Brian Regan.

@onetakem 5 жыл бұрын

@@kato1kalin Brian is amazing, so is his brother.

@superscotty333 5 жыл бұрын

Fuck he's funny.. Goddamnit😁

@dannyhammond9635 4 жыл бұрын

James Curry you can’t use vulgar language and still not be G rated, not at all what he meant it’s just that swearing has become a large portion of punchlines recently.

@dannyhammond9635 4 жыл бұрын

James Curry What? That’s not my point at all. I’m saying that he appreciated Jim Breuer because his punchlines weren’t centered around swears, not saying that you can’t swear in comedy, but that’s just what he likes. If you don’t like it, move on.

@briantologie 8 жыл бұрын

I've seen him do this bit live before, it's one of the funniest damn things I've ever heard.

@kstutz81 2 жыл бұрын

I love his stories. Genuine and funny! Dude is a natural. I wish I was half as chill as my boy Jimbo!

@b.p.2914 3 жыл бұрын

Can we acknowledge for a minute how kick ass the intros are, and how ironic and obvious it is that Ari is spending 75% of his budget on it? You have to admit, the intros are always stellar....

@analogpark8059 Жыл бұрын

I always skip them...

@schechter01 Жыл бұрын

You're being sarcastic, I assume

@deontaeavila3514 Жыл бұрын

Arousing

@dilloncrouch2559 6 жыл бұрын

Jack Nicholson and Johnny Knoxville had a baby... meet Jim Breuer

@larryfisherman6449 5 жыл бұрын

And the cockroach alien dude from mib

@diegobriseno7395 5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@magicman9218 5 жыл бұрын

No he looks like topher grace had a kid with jim carrey

@Kate-sv1yv 4 жыл бұрын

Chandler

@Zhougdog 5 жыл бұрын

Jack Nicholson + Jason Bateman = Jim Breuer

@JackNapierTM 4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget Topher Grace heavily sedated.

@johnwilles4636 4 жыл бұрын

Perfect!

@sofritopapi 4 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂

@norm7897 4 жыл бұрын

So true. Just realized that. And the man lead from The ugly true - he used there the same kind of charisma.

@00zmb00 4 жыл бұрын

can't unsee that

@zizimugen4470 4 жыл бұрын

This is quite possibly one of the top five stories ever told, on a level with only a few others such as Charlie Murphy and Rick James, the Tiger King, and two others which have not happened to the chosen two who have yet to be born.

@jeezy4764 4 жыл бұрын

The missile sounds had me rolling

@ZachCG 7 жыл бұрын

this reminds me of another story, "i am the machine"

@InSaNoDaCloWn 6 жыл бұрын

Zach CG Fuck that bitch, this is Russia!

@then33k4 6 жыл бұрын

tonight you party with us !

@sewerjoe9813 6 жыл бұрын

BART crystals is fat

@ummmidunno8308 6 жыл бұрын

Zach CG Bert Kreischer is the Machine!

@matteric2814 6 жыл бұрын

Haha im learning russian, oh shit I'm robbing my class

@johnjiii414 5 жыл бұрын

Jim is so underrated. Ok he’s now my favorite!!!

@TheBoomamatic 4 жыл бұрын

This is literally my favorite stand up bit I've ever seen

@raggsailor 3 жыл бұрын

How is it possible this gets funnier each time you hear it? Such talent. It is so hard to comment while laughing with tears in your eyes...and you've viewed this at least a dozen times before.

@ExitDomina 4 жыл бұрын

The more famous the person, the more boring these stories usually are. However, this was gold.

@faridaloseille1101 5 жыл бұрын

I watched this like 10 times and I keep coming back 💀

@SeanWyseman Жыл бұрын

Rarely have I heard such a hilarious story. That's one of the most comedically layered bits of story telling I've heard. For some reason it make me think of Jean Shepherd who was a great storytelling comedian.

@nicholasstanley8787 Жыл бұрын

I live Jim because he laughs while he’s telling the jokes. He knows it’s funny. Friggin’ goat boy. Love it!

@confectortyrannis275 5 жыл бұрын

I've lost track of how many times I've watched this, but whenever I'm in the mood for a good laugh, this is the perfect story lmao

@letsplay_massiv 6 жыл бұрын

Why do I love these rocket sounds

@mojoschmee9320 3 жыл бұрын

I always get super baked before getting photos for legal ID's... This is in case I have a cop ask for my ID, if I am high at the time, my ID will verify that's just what I look like... I feel like Jim Breuer gets it...

@moarroz 2 жыл бұрын

Omfg you're a genius 🤣😎

@beershits9340 Жыл бұрын

that's why if you are gonna go to work high you gotta do the interview high and everyday after that lol

@4000angels Жыл бұрын

Jim Breuer is easily one of the most talented comedians that I have ever seen. Jim, you are THE MAN! Thank you especially for your comedy about the insanity of the pandemic. You are a hero, brother. I wish you and your family all the best.