Kyle's cousin Kyle

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@comradecommie7144 4 жыл бұрын

Cartman's little "Oh man..." When he suddenly realized how challenging the deal was going to be is just golden

@Tigerman1138 4 жыл бұрын

Made In China He was having so much trouble!!!! Lol

@Sweetherbicetea 4 жыл бұрын

No. Cartman spent more money on the jacket, realized he got ripped off.

@stargamer7576 4 жыл бұрын

Made In China you mean Goldstein

@alexcardenas9639 4 жыл бұрын

Ommmm g "maybe he should get sent to a concentration camp. Dam it dammit dammit "😂😂

@manictiger 4 жыл бұрын

Nothing is ever free. Kyle's cousin can tell you all about it.

@cart.l 4 жыл бұрын

“You started at $40? You could have done like $12.50!”

@paraliez7346 4 жыл бұрын

Classic jew

@jackmehoff5541 4 жыл бұрын

Carter Lewis how bout tree fiddy?

@TV.XWORLDDD 4 жыл бұрын

Jack Mehoff GOLD I LOL’d

@dx.feelgood5825 4 жыл бұрын

@@jackmehoff5541 I AIN'T GIVING YOU NO GODDAMN TREE FIDDY DAMN LOCHNESS MONSTA

@danielmejia8814 4 жыл бұрын

He's so jewish

@thenotoriousgigachad3455 Жыл бұрын

“I hope one day to be an investment banker” Honestly Cartman deserved to get the $40 just for holding back on that one alone

@glowingsunrise1030 Жыл бұрын

But Kyle failed his challenge in my mind to not be such a left handed Charlotte.

@user-mg7wh8zq6v Ай бұрын

what does investment banker have to do with being jewish

@schoolspirit2751 Ай бұрын

@@user-mg7wh8zq6vit’s in the name

@Furska. Ай бұрын

@@user-mg7wh8zq6vits a jewish stereotype that they are very successful as merchants or anything with money

@eestwah7147 Ай бұрын

Bro I recon he deserves $40 just for lasting the bus ride to school

@brianbridges8124 8 ай бұрын

i just realized the comedic irony of someone whos constantly complaining and worried about their health ....who also happens to be extremely durable and keep re-appearing no matter how many times they try to get rid of him.... brilliant.

@yuichikita6018 Ай бұрын

They have to be in tip toe shape for when they end up in a dangerous situation.

@iluvchess14736 6 күн бұрын

Kenny is dying of laughter somewhere as he reads this

@user-ml6nz2tu9o 4 жыл бұрын

"I can see you're clearly a relative of my good friend Kyle here" LMFAO I'm dying.

@wilabanodeniro9780 4 жыл бұрын

“LMAO I’m dying”

@bigdoinks5884 4 жыл бұрын

poppin yo asses with clips of family guy funny moments!

@lonzobull684 4 жыл бұрын

Had me too 😂😂😂💀

@fabiana7157 4 жыл бұрын

I wish I could hear Cartman's reply to what he said tho 😂 I mean, what he would have REALLY wanted to say

@TheLastMillennials 2 жыл бұрын

0:07 how everyone felt when we thought covid restrictions were over

@Joshua-dg4ek 4 жыл бұрын

I love how even when Kyle 2 and his mom are alone, she still calls him Kyle 2 😂

@michaelgualtieri651 4 жыл бұрын

Still calling him Kyle 2, kinda proves she loves her nephew more than her son. Also, she could've just called one Kai. LmAo

@BibyJoseph-rt7rx 4 жыл бұрын

@@michaelgualtieri651 but isn't that his name... I mean what else do you expect her to call him

@michaelgualtieri651 4 жыл бұрын

@@BibyJoseph-rt7rx She could've called her nephew Kyle 2 instead. Or maybe just call either of them Kai as in a nickname so it's less insulting.

@MizantropMan 4 жыл бұрын

You gotta be consistent.

@bethanydavis9023 4 жыл бұрын

Just call one by a nickname, middle name, or last name. The mother is very insultive

@EdginLegend Жыл бұрын

I love how Stan just automatically helps Kyle tape cousin Kyle into the box for the airplane so nonchalantly

@msthecommentator2863 10 ай бұрын

Ride or die for life, that's true best friendship right there

@jjharson7344 4 ай бұрын

never question your best friend when he needs your help, part of the bro code...

@SUB-IN-SUPER 9 ай бұрын

"What's that thing?" "That's my cousin." I've laughed too many times at that.

@chrisgreig98 3 жыл бұрын

"Oh, and I hope one day to become an investment banker" *"Must fight it... Need. 40. Dollars"*

@Trainer_Red..... 3 жыл бұрын

40 dollars? You could've done it just for 12.50

@bernardopkmDP178 3 жыл бұрын

@@Trainer_Red..... You gotta lowball these things so you have a place to go

@edryan1981 3 жыл бұрын

@@bernardopkmDP178 uahh ah dude

@howardmctroy3303 3 жыл бұрын

Boy it sure is dry out here.

@roccoferricelli6923 3 жыл бұрын

Best stereotypes shaming

@bellasiffel 4 жыл бұрын

*"What's that thing?"* The way he said that so naturally

@belindaheggs6515 3 жыл бұрын

Kyle Broflovski I’m Cartman’s friend

@frankiesamo1563 3 жыл бұрын

Can I play superheroes

@bellasiffel 3 жыл бұрын

hyper beam Sure.. But it’s up to Cartman I guess

@frankiesamo1563 3 жыл бұрын

@@bellasiffel ile be phsyecic class then

@bellasiffel 3 жыл бұрын

hyper beam :)

@dogemaster9676 4 ай бұрын

i love how cartman says “what’s that thing?” gold

@bonecatart Жыл бұрын

I love how at 4:20 , Stan immediately disappears when Kyle enters. I know it’s just because of the editing on this video but it makes it look like Stan hates Kyle so much he teleported away

@user-gn1tt1oz2r Жыл бұрын

Stan really said /tp

@tododeku8839 10 ай бұрын

THAT’S WHAT I IMAGINED TOO LMAOO

@blorbcorporations 9 ай бұрын

Stan couldn’t take it anymore

@manjugoswami2233 2 ай бұрын

*CrimsonDawn has left the server*

@owensanfordstuff 4 жыл бұрын

First thing cartman says is "what is that thing?"😂😂😂

@berniebernhardt1898 4 жыл бұрын

I died when he said that 😂😂😂

@ericcartman735 4 жыл бұрын

I mean WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING???

@GlacierWolf 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, what the fuck IS that thing?!

@BrandonSmith-rb1bf 4 жыл бұрын

LMAO!

@Tigerman1138 4 жыл бұрын

Willz __ me too.

@117kazekage 4 жыл бұрын

It’s kinda funny how the most stereotypical Jew cries out Jesus when he’s shocked/scared

@m1ckyg21 4 жыл бұрын

considering jesus was jewish...

@Owliare 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah it’s pretty damn funny when ya think about it. :)

@anonymousbloke1 4 жыл бұрын

@@m1ckyg21 Jesus was a semite ethnically but you can't really consider him to be judaic (member of the jewish faith)

@m1ckyg21 4 жыл бұрын

@@anonymousbloke1 was martin luther a member of the christian faith?

@anonymousbloke1 4 жыл бұрын

@@m1ckyg21 no idea. He was a 20th century black. He coulda been whatever

@thatdude27 6 ай бұрын

“can you put my stupid glasses on the nightstand” 😂😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Saboo27 9 ай бұрын

My friends and I always use the famous "Im baaaaack" and it makes it even funnier hearing the real one again

@LePLusCoolDesCools 3 жыл бұрын

I love how hard Cartman actually tried. He was genuinely frustrated when he failed to hold back XD

@m1k3l1f3 2 жыл бұрын

He really needed the 40 dollars

@messagefamilystyled1101 2 жыл бұрын

I love how his cousin was disappointed that Kyle started at 40$ instead of lowballing cartman at 12.50

@quackman 2 жыл бұрын

that was a lot of money to a kid that age, esp back then!

@MMALineMover 2 жыл бұрын

I love how Kyle's mom calls him Kyle 2 even when his cousins not in the room

@jerrygarry802 2 жыл бұрын

Was he? Was he.... freaking daywalker

@thedukeofchutney468 3 жыл бұрын

“I mean I’m a Jew and he’s making me hate Jews!” “A self hating Jew? Dude you’re already a stereotype!” This gets me every time. 😂

@shiriguessman5157 3 жыл бұрын

Well Jews and Christian Jews are different and I’m a Christian jew

@thedukeofchutney468 3 жыл бұрын

Shiri Guessman Very true. However, I’m just a gentile Christian.

@goldenmemes51 3 жыл бұрын

Shiri Guessman No you’re a Hindu converted Christian for money

@thedukeofchutney468 3 жыл бұрын

Golden Memes What does Hinduism have to do with anything?

@goldenmemes51 3 жыл бұрын

Isaiah Stoy you won’t get it you’re American white or black , leave this to the Indians to talk about

@52flyingbicycles 9 ай бұрын

My favorite part of this episode is the ending. Other Kyle seems like he’s totally oblivious to what the other kids are doing the whole episode, but then he drops the hammer that he’s totally aware they were douchebags the moment they think they can exploit him for money. He was just being polite and non confrontational all those other times.

@jonbaxter2254 8 ай бұрын

I love how Kyle straight up knows Cartman will try, so pays him off almost immediately.

@kylejonas3875 4 жыл бұрын

I like that Kyle 2 sleeps with his hat

@johnny44937 4 жыл бұрын

I do that too

@bright-_ 4 жыл бұрын

I like that Kyle 3 pointed that out

@darkram3081 4 жыл бұрын

He got an afro bro what u expect

@trashstarr 4 жыл бұрын

@@bright-_ nice one

@kzoo8268 4 жыл бұрын

At least he doesn’t shower with it *looks at Stan*

@paulv5260 4 жыл бұрын

"..Maybe we'll have to send him to concentration camp.." - Cartman

@ieshapadgett3389 4 жыл бұрын

CARTMAN! 😠

@josephmarrison4606 4 жыл бұрын

I feel so bad for laughing at that.

@zomboss9242 4 жыл бұрын

*Cuts to playground scene*

@sultanzod6720 4 жыл бұрын

"Aw damnit damnit damnit!!"

@Russell3267 4 жыл бұрын

@@josephmarrison4606 I don't, I laugh at the fatalities from Coronavirus, oh and natural disasters. Yea, I'm an asshole.

@Susie_86 2 ай бұрын

It's the heavy mouth breathing for me 😂

@FancyyGT 2 ай бұрын

1:40 “what’s that thing?” 😂 got me dying

@m4gn3tic82 4 жыл бұрын

Eric: MAYBE WE’LL HAVE TO SEND HIM TO C O N C E N T R A T I O N C A M P

@justinsimon154 4 жыл бұрын

Cartman!

@prashantd6252 4 жыл бұрын

200th like👏👏

@klarcxnt6005 4 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀💀💀

@apollo_2023 4 жыл бұрын

It was a set up for Cartman probably.

@TV.XWORLDDD 4 жыл бұрын

Bro I went the whole episode without laughing that made me scream

@AppleOfThineEye 2 жыл бұрын

The energy of Cartman's "Oh my God. I'm not gonna make it. I'm not gonna make it!" is pure gold.

@EnglishTimewithMrChris 2 жыл бұрын

The quick cut to Cartman when she says "concentration" is great too. They didn't need to have the teacher saying that word over and over again to hint at the joke they were setting up since they had already done most of the build up with other jokes so the punchline lands even better. Cartman was already almost at his limit and then she said the keyword and so once she said it again it was all over for Cartman getting $40.

@TheLastMillennials 2 жыл бұрын

0:07 how everyone felt when we thought covid restrictions were over

@AppleOfThineEye 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheLastMillennials Quit piggy-backing off my comment and make your own.

@TheLastMillennials 2 жыл бұрын

@@AppleOfThineEye how old are you?

@AppleOfThineEye 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheLastMillennials Twenty. Is this really your approach? "I'm older than you therefore I'm superior"?

@PrinceRiot 2 ай бұрын

Sheila calling her own son Kyle 2 even when his cousin is out of the room is so fucking funny, gets me every time

@SentientIrisu 9 ай бұрын

Most relatable character as someone with multiple ailments, lmao.

@freebird264 2 жыл бұрын

"I hope one day to be an investment banker." Cartman: *nearly suffers a cardiac arrest*

@arson2522 2 жыл бұрын

suffers from a cartman arrest

@bananateeth1733 2 жыл бұрын

@@arson2522 i found this so much funnier than i should’ve

@meyr1992 Жыл бұрын

I dont understand how is that a jewish stereotype

@Dave-cw2mj Жыл бұрын

@@meyr1992 basically, in the middle ages Jews were legally restricted to occupations usually barred to Christians and thus many went into money-lending. This led to, through the Middle Ages and the Renaissance, the association of Jews with greedy practices. Wikipedia has an entire page about jewish stereotypes and their origins, if you're curious.

@IvnValmont Жыл бұрын

😆😆😆😆😆😆

@nebroc12 3 жыл бұрын

"Kyle, this is Cartman. He's my sort-of friend-ish."

@TheLastMillennials 2 жыл бұрын

0:07 how everyone felt when we thought covid restrictions were over

@cobaltprime9467 2 жыл бұрын

That’s progress for them

@strawberryjam1150 2 жыл бұрын

💀💀

@a_literal_brick 2 жыл бұрын

You'd think Kyle would get along better with a future Rabbi

@user-vn9dh6ph3w 2 жыл бұрын

@@a_literal_brick HAHAHA hey im watching this after the special too x)

@erenjaeger6125 Жыл бұрын

I have virtually every single medical issue that Cousin Kyle has, and this episode had me and my family CRYING LAUGHING. Every two minutes I was like “THAT’S ME!!!!” So damn funny 😂

@att2075 10 ай бұрын

Jew

@punchthecake82 10 ай бұрын

Atleast youre not jewish😂😂 or like money 😂😂 like 100 times worse

@keeno1839 9 ай бұрын

Wym every single medical issue

@nuntet7170 9 ай бұрын

Lmbo!

@erenjaeger6125 9 ай бұрын

@@keeno1839 Allergies, asthma, etc.

@ItsTimeMichael 9 ай бұрын

They got this character right down to the adenoidal breathing...🤣

@waluigicultmember2539 4 жыл бұрын

"I'M BAAAEEEEK" *stan teleports out of existence*

@tacosalesman7544 4 жыл бұрын

Waluigi Cult Member Stan: *ight imma head out*

@pastel-children5551 4 жыл бұрын

I love your fucking username

@AJGaming-fg8vq 3 жыл бұрын

4:20

@mathieuleader8601 3 жыл бұрын

Stan got thanosed

@Cheese_Wizard3000 3 жыл бұрын

@@tacosalesman7544 stan is a waluigi cult member

@ADHD_God5489 4 жыл бұрын

*”G W A S S E S .”*

@benpalma8322 4 жыл бұрын

and put them on the night stend

@kidanime2540 4 жыл бұрын

Ill tell aunt shiela about you *Aunt shieeeeelaaaaa!!!*

@kidanime2540 4 жыл бұрын

Ill tell aunt shiela about you *Aunt shieeeeelaaaaa!!!*

@anom3778 4 жыл бұрын

Did he say stupid glasses? Lol..

@christiananderson4909 4 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry, but I think you mean "glashess."

@dan240393 3 ай бұрын

He looks like someone combined Elton John and Austin Powers... in a hadron collider.

@Legba85 11 ай бұрын

Kid has more health problems than any character and Kyle returns like he’s immortal. 😂😂😂

@funghxul8144 3 жыл бұрын

“I hope he doesn’t suffocate.” “He’s fiiiiiiiiiiinnneeeeee.”

@maxcan5612 3 жыл бұрын

He's fyeneee

@maxcan5612 3 жыл бұрын

@Edmond Honda he pronounces everything weird as hell 😂

@jeffstalker9184 3 жыл бұрын

I'm baaaaaack.

@gladfan1989 3 жыл бұрын

@@jeffstalker9184 AHHHH!

@ClassPresidentAlejandro1999 2 жыл бұрын

I know

@Acapuculco 4 жыл бұрын

- “I hope one day I’ll be a investment banker” 😂😂😂😂😂

@ksksksksksks8064 4 жыл бұрын

Finally somebody understand this😂

@Tigerman1138 4 жыл бұрын

Zero_ el_Kero One should 🏦 on it eventually someone would get it.

@19martincito73 4 жыл бұрын

Finally someone gets it!

@personalejcr 4 жыл бұрын

The memes write themselves, Cartman was holding back so bad

@rif42 3 жыл бұрын

I thought Kyle1 would one day want to take over his dad's, Mort, pharmacy in Quahog in Rhode Island. ;-)

@Johnnyretworth3826 6 ай бұрын

I love the little subtleties that South Park always adds to their episodes, like how Kyle’s mom still calls her own son “Kyle 2” even when no one is around hahahah

@graceherbert-db2es Жыл бұрын

I love how Kyle called his glasses his "stupid glasses"

@TheCrippledEgg 4 жыл бұрын

Kyle is usually the moral compass, but here he's just as shady and opportunistic as Cartman.

@streetkid834 3 жыл бұрын

honestly if I was Kyle I'd do the same

@Karlsruhe00 3 жыл бұрын

@@streetkid834 same

@diegozanichelli4071 3 жыл бұрын

Did you mean "Kyle 2"?

@xxzxozkxlxton1344 3 жыл бұрын

If I had that cousin I’d do the same

@clickbait3753 3 жыл бұрын

@Yer Nan yeah but then when he stood to gain $5 million he pretend to want him to stay lol.

@robertsedler4422 3 жыл бұрын

Calls her own child "2". That's just wrong.

@JoshChristiane 3 жыл бұрын

When my mom had guests over if their son was named Josh she'd call us Josh 1 and Josh 2. Also in school my teachers did the same. It never bothered me at all, it's all in good humour.

@PaladinMika 3 жыл бұрын

it's South Park, wrong is right here

@SomeCraftive-Art 3 жыл бұрын

@Buddyboy9000 sdf yeah but calling someone second you always known with the same first name than one you just known with first same name is just kind of wrong if you think about it more...

@daniloroksa3766 3 жыл бұрын

I know

@vfrostbane225 3 жыл бұрын

@Buddyboy9000 sdf not a chance. Those close to you come first

@user-fe6qq4vz8g 8 ай бұрын

Still one of the funniest episodes of the whole show to this day

@MLPAbraxas1 8 ай бұрын

I love how Kyle 1 wasn't mad about bribing Cartman but disappointed in him that he would've given him too much money lmaoooo

@cnote2458 2 жыл бұрын

I love how Sheila acts more nicer to her nephew then her actual son. Just like my childhood when my parents were lol.

@TheLastMillennials 2 жыл бұрын

0:07 how everyone felt when we thought covid restrictions were over

@AppleOfThineEye 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheLastMillennials Okay zoomer

@TheLastMillennials 2 жыл бұрын

@@AppleOfThineEye zoomer fortniters

@AppleOfThineEye 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheLastMillennials You were born in a year that makes you a zoomer. Embrace your zoomerism.

@TheLastMillennials 2 жыл бұрын

@@AppleOfThineEye Someone born in 2001-2002 are developing into adults surrounded by both the help, expertise and pressures of social media, the internet and advanced technology. The younger millennials were arguably the last generation to have an internet-free childhood. Real millennial definition. Generation Y/Millennials, the generation born in the 1980s and 1990s, comprising primarily the children of the baby boomers and typically perceived as increasingly familiar with digital and electronic technology. Generation Z/Zoomers the generation born in the 2000s and 2010s, comprising primarily the children of the Gen X'ers and typically been raised with screens, smartphones and are the most tech savvy, very much influenced by vloggers and internet celebs. If you're born after the 1900s then you're Gen Z. Gen Z or zoomers remember covid-19 which is part of gen z like 9/11 and it's aftermath with millennials and Gen Z are born after the 1900s and someone who's born in 1900s can't be Gen Z never. Gen Z don't remember 90s or early 2000s they have no clue about 9/11 like steve blue clues and gen z wasn't alive for Bill Clinton. Gen Z culture is different from millennial culture like Gen Z humor or zoomer fortnite internet. Gen Z 2000-2015 or 2001-2016 Z alpha 2015-2018 or 2016-2019 Born after the year 2000 is considered part of iGeneration (aka Generation Z/FORTNITE KIDS). It is so-called due to the technology that existed during the time of their births: iPhone, iPod, iPad, iTunes, Wii, etc, and the way that they are used: individualized. Zoomers! tiktokers, QuaranTEENs, Omegle kids, fortnite kids, tide pod babies, jake paulers, logan paul kids and streamer twitch kids are those born between 2001-2009 and beyond. They all grew up on the same stuff. If you want more facts check my playlists

@Bunchun 4 жыл бұрын

That quality is crystal, thank you.

@thatoneguy779 4 жыл бұрын

I think it's from the blu ray discs

@poto1418 4 жыл бұрын

You can watch all the episodes on the official webside with this same quality, it's great.

@coyotecodey1160 4 жыл бұрын

No captions

@rylee3412 4 жыл бұрын

Avocado really that’s cool it seems like Hulu’s quality isn’t even this good in these early seasons wasn’t this like season 4 ?

@hyundaii_sonata 3 жыл бұрын

Nice profile pic❣️

@Bneby 5 ай бұрын

1:40 “what’s that thing?”💀

@HaIsKuL 3 жыл бұрын

For an allergy-ridden asthmatic four-eyes weasel, Kyle is really strong surviving through all that.

@SuperiorChaosIsChaotic 2 жыл бұрын

Plot Armor

@slantos2668 2 жыл бұрын

that's pretty much an extension of the main joke tbh

@hazbinotakusimp2182 2 жыл бұрын

You mean Kyle Two? (joking)

@RoccosVideos 2 жыл бұрын

Haha

@RoccosVideos 2 жыл бұрын

He’s Kyle one.

@p6rksodaa 4 жыл бұрын

“Hey dude” “ *w h a t s t h a t t h i n g* “

@GameZar13106 3 жыл бұрын

Cartman I need to talk to you

@GameZar13106 3 жыл бұрын

Cartman I'm gonna to make you a deal that there is my cousin from the East coast he's having a really hard time so I'm going to offer you $40 not to rip on him

@thebirb6747 3 жыл бұрын

Anime Drip “it’s gonna be tough.. but I’ll give it a shot”

@sonnyfox60 3 жыл бұрын

Alright, Kyle this is cartman he’s my sort of friend ish

@AtMr8MinutesIsReal 3 жыл бұрын

Ooh nice to meet you cartman y-you know I saw that same jacket you’re wearing at bostcos for $29.95, how much was yours I-I was just wondering if bostcos is a rip-off

@nick56677 5 ай бұрын

At 2:48 its hilarious seeing Kyle staring over at Cartman hoping he doesnt break 😂

@Bwess2023 Жыл бұрын

The toenail clipper had my dying 😭 🤣🤣

@hardbone6273 Жыл бұрын

so did for poor Kenny 😭😭

@mikaelskuliatlason945 4 жыл бұрын

Cartman had the best line of all time in a TV show ever. “Maybe we’ll have to send him to concentration camp”

@Tigerman1138 4 жыл бұрын

Mikael Skúli Atlason I like how Cartman immediately realized it was a horrible move. One insulting line cost him $40 However, I don’t know that I wouldn’t be able to hold back that zinger either.

@nilsbachellery6939 3 жыл бұрын

I hope one day i could use this line on someone

@runnersdialzero1244 3 жыл бұрын

Eh, you could see it coming a mile away the second she said the word "concentrate." I don't think the best line in the history of TV involves a predictable joke about the mass slaughter of Jewish people.

@nilsbachellery6939 3 жыл бұрын

@@runnersdialzero1244 kinda right xd

@jk_ordeanneil3783 3 жыл бұрын

And that too considering he belonged to a Jewish family. Man it’s literally considered a hate speech in America.

@maybe3xcesive742 4 жыл бұрын

4:49 “Kyle 2, where’s Kyle??” *teleports back to the kitchen* “It’s possible he went back to Connecticut” “WHAT!?!?”

@troomshroom7682 4 жыл бұрын

Grant James Hamilton NANI!?

@-mp64-56 4 жыл бұрын

WTF!?

@XxJonah 4 жыл бұрын

It’s edit

@laurabeane8862 4 жыл бұрын

Those of us in Connecticut: "No, he's in Franconia Notch"

@hypernova_119 4 жыл бұрын

Kyle: That is the power of my stand, The World!

@killersharkgamingyt3746 10 ай бұрын

1:40 “what’s that thing” got me on the floor

@danielmedina4276 4 жыл бұрын

He actually called his own glasses stupid. I wasn’t expecting that 😅

@thekittehawk6993 4 жыл бұрын

Daniel Medina glasses aren’t cool

@danielmedina4276 4 жыл бұрын

Thekittehawk Some people can make it cool. Like The Director from Red vs Blue.

@yellya 4 жыл бұрын

Thekittehawk way to compliment me =(

@joystick396 4 жыл бұрын

Glasses really aren’t cool that’s why I stopped wearing mine, blurry vision is the new fad

@definetelynotmax 4 жыл бұрын

@@joystick396 thanks bro

@JoeSebGriff 4 жыл бұрын

"A self hating Jew, you are becoming a stereotype." The struggle is real... :(

@younot6921 4 жыл бұрын

Why do Jews hate themselves?

@Tigerman1138 4 жыл бұрын

You got Bill Cosby'd Look at Cousin Kyle, he fits every stereotype and South Park’s Kyle worries after he made a good name for Jews this stereotype is gonna ruin it. Stereotypes include the financial trade, being very liberal in beliefs, certain dietary needs, complaining, and more. Younger Asians HATE older generations since they slurp their food (culturally correct...IN THE OLD COUNTRY), seem to have a ton of cameras, love tiny things, all fans of anime, all parents are (believed) to be tiger moms. Same reason any group hates stereotypes. Not every stereotype is “bad”, but it leads to bad things. What is with an Asian man terrible with math? You mean just because he is Asian he has to be good? Not every Italian kid can cook a ton of Italian food and father’s not connected to the mafia, nor every Irish kid has a drunken father, etc.

@StandWatie1862 4 жыл бұрын

@@mantidream8179 Yeah and they have an apartheid state and get to spy on America with no consequence

@johnsullivan186 4 жыл бұрын

Dillon B. We don’t have a lot of days...because of Jews wtf

@GeoffreyBronson 4 жыл бұрын

@@younot6921 Your people being expelled from 110 countries can't be good for your self esteem.

@thepackingpacjack7767 Жыл бұрын

I like to imagine that Cousin Kyle gets older, he becomes an absolute GigaChad with the exact same voice

@The_Weirdo_Abby 3 ай бұрын

Not me who has glasses allergies to almost everything asthma and eczema ✨

@cheemythedrunkmonke 3 жыл бұрын

“I hope one day to be an investment banker” He’s more Jewish than green hat Kyle

@theinternet6981 3 жыл бұрын

Thats the joke

@HumanB312 3 жыл бұрын

Kyle 2

@Tannerj50 3 жыл бұрын

@@cheemythedrunkmonke jewish isnt a race, Judaism is a religion, it isn't racial , but rather anti semetic !

@cheemythedrunkmonke 3 жыл бұрын

@@Tannerj50 ok

@DarrylErickson 3 жыл бұрын

@@cheemythedrunkmonke what u talking about no one said anything

@worldofhazuli5403 3 жыл бұрын

Kyle: I hope he doesn’t die! Cartman: *he’s fffffiiIIINNEEEE!*

@renegade3577 3 жыл бұрын

Kyle: I’M BAAAAAACCKKK!!!

@ericcartman627 3 жыл бұрын

he waq

@kirbobutwithacrossandthebi7878 3 жыл бұрын

@@ericcartman627 Heeeeeeeeees Baaaaaaaaaaaaqk

@savinidude1851 3 жыл бұрын

You mean: HES FANNNN

@viennacupcake8700 3 жыл бұрын

Kyle or Kyle

@aa-ze5cz 13 күн бұрын

"Maybe we'll have to send him to concentration camp." BRUH... .🤣🤣🤣

@jakeh6980 4 ай бұрын

“It gives me giiiis” lol

@ArunaUtd 4 жыл бұрын

*I'M* *BEEEEECCCCCKKK*

@Hysteria98 4 жыл бұрын

I have honestly been using this for so many years as part of my daily vocabulary and forgotten where it came from until i saw this again.

@johnny44937 4 жыл бұрын

We need him back in south park

@johnny44937 4 жыл бұрын

@Eric Cartman :(

@lachyrussell6895 4 жыл бұрын

His feene

@justincastillo4739 4 жыл бұрын

Joey's WORLD TOUR

@labrat7382 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine being so unbearable that a bear brought you home.

@Shinobu_D21 4 жыл бұрын

Musta been unBEARable lol

@lonewolf9578 4 жыл бұрын

Ibuki *badumtss*

@kryptonianotaku4975 4 жыл бұрын

He couldn’t bear Kyle

@Keepmovingson 4 жыл бұрын

Ibuki comedy is truly wasted on people like you

@vanessahernandez3637 4 жыл бұрын

LOL It rhymes

@platoriamS Жыл бұрын

The loud mouth breathing is just perfect

@DOA-321 Ай бұрын

Kyle sounds like a NYC jew ...Aunt Sheila sounds like the Yentas in my apartment complex..love the accent...make me laff so hard it makes me need da baffroom😅

@Kronwalled55270 3 жыл бұрын

I've never hated anyone more than Kyle's mom

@daniellion5291 3 жыл бұрын

Have i got a song for you

@joeythegent3888 3 жыл бұрын

Lol the same

@ol4037 3 жыл бұрын

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllll

@0blivionvoid139 3 жыл бұрын

I dont understand, they never showed Kyle's mom. Now Kyle 2's is a real bitch XD

@joeythegent3888 3 жыл бұрын

@@0blivionvoid139 lol heeez baaaeeekkkkk

@starlined2351 3 жыл бұрын

1:40 “What’s that thing” took me out 😭

@Forgan_Mreeman 3 жыл бұрын

i looked this up just for that single line

@iletaMarchita 3 жыл бұрын

omg

@danielmedina4276 3 жыл бұрын

@@Forgan_Mreeman so did i

@bryanl.morrison552 3 жыл бұрын

The timing was impeccable

@sam9014 3 жыл бұрын

SAME WTF

@hlebushek_mogus Ай бұрын

"He's fine" Cartman's most famous words

@daninoob007 Жыл бұрын

I love that kyle (cousin) asked for fish in the dinner because he couldn't eat meat, and the fish later made him want go to the bathroom.

@EMMoney8806 4 жыл бұрын

"I got dragged for over 100 miles before the bus finally stopped for ges!" Lol HAHAHAHAHA

@PolishGuy 4 жыл бұрын

EMMoney8806 he said that and iä heard it damn

@wilykat 4 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised that he was able to survive and make it back to Kyle's house mangled up to tell his ordeal. Lol

@ihavenoidea4727 3 жыл бұрын

@@wilykat p sure it was a reference to something else, lol. At least the comment is I playing th at

@Pfsif 4 жыл бұрын

Investment Banker! Come on, it writes itself.

@simpsbelongtothegulags3702 4 жыл бұрын

Its in the blood

@scalemaster170 4 жыл бұрын

Rothschild

@Eetu.R 4 жыл бұрын

@@user-me7mm7gr1p oh man i absolutely love the way you think

@billyrj973 4 жыл бұрын

Iskalder Hollywood director involved in white shaming movies, founder of a pro immigration/ refugee association (to Europe and U.S. (but not Israel🇮🇱))

@ShawnFX 4 жыл бұрын

@@scalemaster170 ayee im happy other people know about those inbred scumbags Rothschild family

@totallynothanni 9 ай бұрын

And here is why you should not judge a book by its cover

@williampulfer-melville8536 Жыл бұрын

Must be bloody annoying when your aunt and uncle name your cousin the same name that you have

@papiluke1454 4 жыл бұрын

“We might have to send him to concentration camp” 😭

@abhaykota4440 4 жыл бұрын

Papi Luke damn it damn it DAMN IT 😂🤣

@crazilynoobz 4 жыл бұрын

@@abhaykota4440 CARTMAN!!

@binnacle3842 3 жыл бұрын

**Music plays** You need to learn how to play some sports Kyle.

@hamidsoltanpor9630 3 жыл бұрын

Binnacle so we’re gonna start with a tough one called ... CATCH THE BALL 🏈

@ELECTRICxCLAM 3 жыл бұрын

@@hamidsoltanpor9630 I throw the football to you, and you throw it back to me

@ummyg69 4 жыл бұрын

If you combine both Kyles together you get Ben Shapiro

@Pengowirr 4 жыл бұрын

@toyota yaris damnn you got hurt so bad

@Godzillaaaaa11 4 жыл бұрын

Ben "my wife is a doctor" Shapiro

@nothde9865 4 жыл бұрын

@@Pengowirr damn you got hurt so bad

@nicoledreamcr4666 4 жыл бұрын

@Slippschitts Hey Far right moron who thinks his life only make sense if he makes hell out of other people's lifes. Especially minorities.

@Underworlddream 4 жыл бұрын

@Slippschitts Hey He is a right wing Jewish guy, because of his minority statuse and he is hated by the left because he very good at debating socialist and leftist. That why they constantly call him a Nazi, race traitor, far-right, alt-right, and try to deplatform him because they have a hard time debating him.

@pchound5962 6 ай бұрын

Let's be honest, we've been around people like him before. Not Jewish stereotypes but just boring one-dimensional people who only complain about their medical problems. And then they use that as an advantage to make everyone feel sorry for them and give them attention. Yes they have a severe problem with their health, but you wish they'd just have a better attitude about it. And on the other hand, there are ones with severe issues who are optimistic and kind.

@lagfos1283 7 ай бұрын

"Good job jew" Cartman is the most random and easily the funniest chracter in south park

@Mettalus 3 жыл бұрын

"I-I really think you coulda done it for about 12.50." "What?" "Wh- I mean you didn't just start at 40, did you? You gotta lowball these things so you got a place to go." lmao

@nathancharles6437 3 жыл бұрын

Funniest part of the video!

@halflife103 3 жыл бұрын

that part always kills me XD

@etrim4213 3 жыл бұрын

Yea. We saw

@silverselkie1692 3 жыл бұрын

He’s not wrong

@zerkzezemanovstra4526 3 жыл бұрын

I completely lost it at that part

@caleb1413 3 жыл бұрын

I have Jewish extended family from Connecticut, and i love Kyle’s cousin because, to be perfectly honest, his characterization is actually super accurate. I literally can think of three relatives just off the top of my head who are just like him.

@cassidy7684 3 жыл бұрын

lmfaoo me too

@naser1109 2 жыл бұрын

I notice the accent is also accurate. Many Jews do speak English like that

@mstr293 2 жыл бұрын

Goldberg... Ok, I believe you!

@music79075 2 жыл бұрын

I am so sorry.

@BungieStudios 2 жыл бұрын

If you ever work in the entertainment industry, you're bound to run into some people like that. They're not even Jewish religiously, but they act like the stereotype so accurately. I think it's how those from the Midwest can't hear their own country accent and mannerisms either unless recorded and played back. We sound different in our own head. lol

@nugsymalone1247 Жыл бұрын

Just the kids open mouth has me cracking up, so well done

@joshuacook903 Жыл бұрын

I like how Kyle sees the kid with the NY hat and jersey and is excited, then he walks away and out emerges the other Kyle and Kyle’s face appears disappointed.

@MrKennyBones 2 жыл бұрын

Kyle 1 is one of the best side characters in South Park history. The subtleties like the accent and the breathing just makes it perfect. We all had that cousin who was annoying as shit

@raven4k998 2 жыл бұрын

kyle 2 he's your responsibility

@MosesOfSuburbia 2 жыл бұрын

Я такой брат

@ForumcoldiArchon 2 жыл бұрын

Human kite vs human kite 2 was the best fight in fractured but whole

@Toosii2times Жыл бұрын

Don’t forget the facial expressions

@Toosii2times Жыл бұрын

@Jimmy Watkins yeah idk what this dude is talkin about

@AdamBorseti 3 жыл бұрын

"I tried to get him lost in the woods, but a stupid *bear* brought him back!" lol. The bear couldn't even take his shit!

@fefebtw6264 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@shadysam7161 3 жыл бұрын

im pretty sure if you were a bear; stereotypes would be the equivalent of stale, disgusting mcdonalds.

@edinscot56789 3 жыл бұрын

That's kind of disturbing when you think about it

@KingPiye06 2 жыл бұрын

Bro that's hilarious

@AlexanderShamov 2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely unbearable

@svetlanaandrasova6086 7 ай бұрын

I keep going back to this to have a good laugh

@evilwarlock17 8 ай бұрын

The sound of the breathing, and the way the mouth is drawn, I'm dying!!

@crazypancakes7781 3 жыл бұрын

Every time he breathes loudly with his mouth open, it just gets me so much.

@robertgray1811 2 жыл бұрын

*intense breathing*

@MS-sv1tr 2 жыл бұрын

It makes me feel a kind of anger I've worked hard to suppress for years, and I resent him for that

@Polt564 2 жыл бұрын

Damn u like it

@TheLastMillennials 2 жыл бұрын

0:07 how everyone felt when we thought covid restrictions were over

@W0LFB3AT5 3 жыл бұрын

The way he says, “...it gives me gaais.” Had me rolling. 😆

@SUPERNOVA0360 3 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@personbelowmeisadumbass8891 3 жыл бұрын

7:22

@williamacheson3569 3 жыл бұрын

@@SUPERNOVA0360 0:40

@Aryan-qv8hz 2 жыл бұрын

The bus needs to get the gais.

@ronaldruiz1709 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah and that fish he picked over beef sure didn’t help him avoid getting gas 😅

@mitsubishilancerevov9937 Жыл бұрын

cartman was fighting demons for those 40$

@lilmike2710 Жыл бұрын

I remember when this episode aired. With me sitting there with a big stupid grin on my face the entire time.

@elijahbeach3834 4 жыл бұрын

the heavy breathing gets me every time 😂 I didn’t know the comment was funny

@realestsinrrell925 4 жыл бұрын

For real lol. The breathing is the best part of his character

@kimmolaine8069 4 жыл бұрын

It's so dry out here...

@Mike.themaestro 4 жыл бұрын

ASMR if you have headphones 😂

@hiitsbrandon5299 4 жыл бұрын

Someone turning into a pickle is funnier

@adammc2339 4 жыл бұрын

He has *aeeeeesthma*

@lil_jackgamez8992 Ай бұрын

I'm not gonna lie when Kyle made a deal with Cartman to not rip into his cousin I already know it was to be failed on the fact that's like asking to make a bet on the hardest difficulty in a game it will be a struggle 😂

@I.luv.my.razie_ 6 ай бұрын

Kyle’s breathing never fails to make me laugh.

@methheadmayhemmiller8747 4 ай бұрын

Cartman’s first reaction to seeing Kyle’s cousin 😂😂 “what’s that thing?” 💀

@letzgetphat3433 3 жыл бұрын

As a practicing Jew I can in fact confirm that this is extremely and unfortunately accurate.

@kenrickpena1453 3 жыл бұрын

@Bronze Spectre bruh

@letzgetphat3433 3 жыл бұрын

@Pete Guthrie usually we begin to develop at talking age, then at 8 years old you’re couponing

@teddyvincent4833 3 жыл бұрын

The two toughest kids in my hometown (in Connecticut of all places) were Jews. Both college wrestlers, great guys, and my oldest friends. Can’t wait to send them this clip. They are the exact opposite of Kyle’s cousin in many ways, but so smart fiscally. They’re Jews, so what do you expect?

@fabiana7157 3 жыл бұрын

What are you doing out of the camp? Get back here

@fabiana7157 3 жыл бұрын

@@teddyvincent4833 "Tough jews" You're funny.

@skelebop78yearsago58 2 жыл бұрын

the fact that Kyle still cares about his cousin even tho he hates him is kinda sweet.

@cl0v3rg4rd3n Жыл бұрын

bro he taped his sled to a bus😭

@TheGreatMii Жыл бұрын

"Care"? Bruh, He wants him around for money

@pizza9213 Жыл бұрын

He's clearly talking about Kyle, you guys are thinking of Kyle

@Ojacku Жыл бұрын

Kyle really cared about kyle 2 hes really sweet

@THEREALSEVEN 11 ай бұрын

Nice username, you had me confused asf for a solid 10 seconds

@JudahHernandez-tv9ne 9 ай бұрын

"What’s that thing " Got me rolling 😂

@seewhy4102 4 жыл бұрын

Dude cartman actually really held back on kyle

@SnowyWolborg 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he was genuinely making an effort.

@michealclarke4686 4 жыл бұрын

40 bucks is 40 bucks

@lolcatjunior 4 жыл бұрын

If I were 10 I would hold back for 40$ too.

@Sk8boardpsych0 4 жыл бұрын

@Tommy Hass Jews have money. Non Jews need money.

@rebel1717 4 жыл бұрын

The teacher was pretty much asking for him to blow up when she mentioned “concentration”

@henrynelson9301 4 жыл бұрын

I love how a lot of South Park is about how we can’t escape our stereotypes.

@ChrisAI9 Жыл бұрын

It’s a miracle Cartman even lasted that long