ja toCH

"As a Dutch person" Why

@@monika.alt197 omdat hij nederlandse is?

Covid incarnate

@@mcwithshift nej hij is een schildpad

Plot twist: there is no difference

You must be a fluent speaker of one of them to get it right.

U forgot Bosnian.

@BIG BLACK MAN GAMING Different alphabet!

@@overdose8329 Second plot twist: The alphabet is different.

He speaks all the American accents + Russian 😜

I guess Japanese won't be a failed language?

and polish

😊😊👍👍

Japanese is, incredible long to learn.

Based name 🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺

@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa961 merci beaucoup! :)

Akkor fasz

sd

❤❤😊😊

xD jajaja sí

你好我是xiaoma WoW yOu hAvE a VeRy gOOd chInEsE

Have you seen the other open tab? 💀

Lol 我小马🐎不居下风

😂😂😂😂

It was not tricky for me 😁 its my native language.

@@Ilprontiraisa well obviously it wasn’t it’s your native language. Why would your native language be “tricky” ?

@@NeinCookiesforu the tricky part is there a lot of different dialects. The melodies are not same but the words are same. So I only hear the words.

I know over 3.500 words in Swedish and Norwegian, and sometimes Swedish doesn’t sound like Swedish - most of those vocal samples are very tricky, as they use dialect versions instead of using the standard version for each language, so I cannot get past question 83 (Easy) because I always confuse Thai with Vietnamese and Chinese and Korean etc, so the language guessing games on Language Squad really make me feel like pulling my hair sometimes, but at least I won the Easy level for guessing the scripts!

Bro, you mean North Danish?

Kansjke

Nah it’s gotta be east Norwegian

Im Norwegian, and when the third North Danish thing came up I was like: so that has to be either Turkic or Swahili. I am ashamed as I just came back from Copenhagen, and should be able to recognize North Danish.

They should throw the scanian dialect in there just to piss him off even more

isn't it /iɾɑq/?

Especially, the ق must pronounced very strongly like he does

Yeah but he could throw an ع at the beginning 👃🦻

@@nunkatsu this is satire

Well he is pronouncing perfectly. it must be /'IŕååQQQ/

This comment gets 100 lingots

Brilliant! 💣💥

@@mintjoint2240lingots ? Are they cryptic cryptosporidiosis cryptos ?

Is this mildly inebriated

@@pelletrouge3032 Is it? Am I? Only Kaufmann knows. Perhaps you will find out if you pray to our lord and savior and make some offerings to him.

Я точно знаю?

@@adamaisyah1 жиза

а ты когда казах говорит по русски тоже будешь в шоке

@@nurlanaidarkhanov нет

не очень, на самом деле

Oh wow, you're Menangkebauo native??

@@ANN-ug2hd I have native pronunciation/accent (exposed to it since I was a kid) but my vocabulary is very limited (never really used the language that much) So, yes and no

@@tachimegun may i know where r u from?

Native Minangkabau and Indonesian here 👋 Well, it sounds like many Padang City Women (typically from elite family), they do speak Minangkabau, but they speak Minangkabau so soft and so slow, it's because they grew up watching Indonesian TV Programs and they imitate the way people in the TV series talk since they were kids and sadly they hardly ever write in Minangkabau language, it makes them not fluent reading what is written in Minangkabau language they just text with friends using Indonesian language

yea I don't think most of these were spoken by a native speaker. I learn Japanese and I gotta say the Japanese sounded really off lol

Brazilian Portuguese*

@@yukarimariapiresmachadoeri6312 did I stutter?

@@yukarimariapiresmachadoeri6312 hey the other day I learned of these really cool things called jokes you should try them out, not dangerous or anything don’t worry, they’re really common and used by most people so you should try them

@@yukarimariapiresmachadoeri6312 just so you know, I was joking in both my comments above. Nothing against you, have a nice day.

I think he learned one less wrong word.. It's unbelievable to think about our President with a colostomy bag being attractive. It's even insane!😅

correction: bżżżgźrzdrzżrźżżźzi

Two phrases

Sebenarnya aku kalo melihat tulisan aksara minangkabau kelihatannya kayak mirip tulisan katakana jepang ya.. Salam dari arab saudi - amin makki banten

KkkkkkkkKKKK EU FIQUEI COM CARA DE TAXO QIANDO ELE FALOU ISSO VEIO KKKKKK NUNCA ESPEREI

Ele mandou algo assim em outro vídeo. Kkkk. Rachei.

Eu não estava esperando isso kkkkkkk

Ok isso foi estanho......né ideia não boy 🤨📸

fiquei de cara, e com sotaque carioca ainda

this is so true 🤣

It's safer to assume he's never serious

You just aren’t on his gigachad level

sd

Always extremely sarcastic and hilarious

até o cara do vídeo pareceu mais nativo que a voz da áudio

@@nunkatsu mais ou meno😂😂 não está tão fluente na minha opinião.

It was Brazilian

@@ozymandias4758 Nope. I am Brazilian and that accent sounded like a foreigner.

Yes. she clearly had a foreign accent.

west friesian isnt a thing do...

@@dagemervideos So it just stops existing because u said so

@@dagemervideos It is…

@@simianto9957 why do i keep comenting things i completely dont remember and dont agree with wth

Реально

Бесят его кривляния, и его самоуверенность, когда он говорит какую-нибудь чушь. Например, когда он назвал явно британский английский американским, или когда он назвал мексиканским испанский, который и близко не звучит как мексиканский.

@@elena79rus Это был очевидный сарказм. Он шутит над тем как необразованные люди называют английский язык "американским", и нарочно испанский мексиканским назвал, потому что многие люди их не различают.

@@user-po2zt5le5h Нет, он так назвал именно потому, что та фраза была произнесена не на том испанском, на котором в Испании говорят. Но поскольку он сам видимо не разбирается в разных латиноамериканских диалектах, и всех их под одну гребёнку, вот он и ляпнул с дуру "мексиканский" (чтобы подчеркнуть, что это не испанский из Испании). А на самом деле там говорили с кубинским акцентом, который совершенно по-другому звучит, нежели мексиканский. Что касается английского то думаю он просто невнимательно послушал и сдуру ляпнул, что это американский акцент. Я думаю он разницу между ними прекрасно знает, просто если бы он повторно или подольше повнимательнее послушал, то понял бы, что там был британский акцент, а не американский. Пусть лучше бы не пытался на диалекты разделять, лучше бы просто язык угадывал. Я вот во французском не разбираюсь, но мне теперь стало интересно правильно ли он угадал, что один из них был канадский диалект, а другой французский из Франции.

@@elena79rus Он говорил не про акцент в этих примерах, а сам язык назвал "американский" и "мексиканский". У меня нет никаких сомнений в том что это был сарказм.

I’m so (rawr) embarrassed uwu

a new shipping has borned 🥰

Timestamp?

@@sasino 0:10

What does it say?

@Нестандартный Мирослав комментатор в курсе, он просто похвалил навыки русского языка у LanguagSimp в мемной форме

​@@affectojfgidi1246 закрой рот

@@hdjwkrbrnflfnfbrjrmd втф чел😭😭😭

​@@hdjwkrbrnflfnfbrjrmd чё такой негативный

@@hdjwkrbrnflfnfbrjrmdчурка

lol...you indonesian?

@@abiyyupanggalih854 nah, he’s not

You should feel immense pain when she talks about liking him, lmao

@@joshuakazarian9906 yeah,I do that too

Im sorry for your loss

hopefully he gets kicked out in october tho

Bolsonaro is the best Brazilian president ever cope with it

Lol the cry 🤣

That is a joke

I think he was just trying to offend, and got lucky, but yeah

Sksksks ksksks kkkk lol now I'm officially Brazilian

managing a channel with 100 million subs can be stressful, cut him some slack

let’s not be too critical. being an alpha male giga chad requires a lot of energy

He needs to learn the proper language names and the the proper linguistic terminology first.

@@senorliamy17 I hope this is a joke

what are the languages you speak?

It may be harder but still possible! believe In yourself :)

@@lucwolfe3068 thanks

Be careful there little buddy .. I started with Otomi & Mixtec and then learned English and Spanish at 8. Then learned all the Romance at 15, then Slavic (Russ, Serb) at 19, and danced with the Germanic (Danish, German) 2021.... eventually it lead me to the Dene Cuacasian theory . Then got obcessed with German because how Alpha (Chad) a mf langauge it is , which got me curious in its origin and then it led me to Hyperborea and Tartaria theories..Which for some reason was already knowledge to Grmans but we in NA are late to the party. After that it led me to GREEK,Persian and somewhat hebrew and constructed langauges like Classical Nahuatl and Standardized langauges post 20th century. But yeah Hyperborian theory is no joke at all.. be careful when you learn a language because then you learn its customs and habbits.. Like no joke when I spoke German , I had intense craving for Mineral Wasser out of nowhere. & So that's why I didn't want to learn French .. not a fan of white flags and giving up.

@@chibiromano5631 But if you learned all the romance languages you must have learned French

@@waltervondervogelweide4638 French is a very weird language that does not really pronunce things correctly like Spanish,italian, romanian and portugese. While its disguised Romance clothing(Grammar) much of it feels very odd. Closest comparison I would have is like if Mexico or Philipines started to speak English heavily and then label it apart of the Germanic family because they can speak English. Ghello, Gwat is you are nhame ? Mi fayvor... et culo er is Hiello. No f**n way that abomination ever because germanic. Same as French Fries. But one langauge that seems so similar to French is Georgian, both have a similar numeral system for counting 20s and both have those infamous R noise but Georgian uses 'gh' . Were the celt french originally georgians? No wonder there is a link of French and Russians and why Russian also some georgian in it. Gog and Magoog? Es Tut mir lied

@Polanie Czech and Polish accent is actually almost the same, especially in eastern parts of Czechia where people speak Czech-Polish hybrid. Fact that people say that Czech is similar accent like German is still bizare for me, German is full of schwa sounds, weird french R, many letters with double point and such sounds doesn't exist in Czech at all.

@@Pidalin Czech is the only Slavic language which have the main stress on the first syllable. This is a strong distinguishing feature, even if you don't know the vocabulary. Of course, except Silesian Czech which is more Polish than Czech.

@@breznik1197 Slovak too, but Slovak pronunciation and intonation is completely different than Czech, so it doesn't sound similar to me, Polish sounds similar to Czech than Slovak by my Czech ears.

What kind of weird accent was that?

@@dancegregorydance6933 sounds like typical stockholmska

The real "Mexican" language is Nahuatl and is only spoken by an extremely small minority

@@sasino cool

wasn't it russian

turkish propagandası dkfigjgkgjgj

Very.

Sim mano, que sotaque estranho

Português from Portugal

@@marcelinomatiasdesouza nem de perto que isso é PT-PT. Parece uma chinesa tentando falar PT-BR, ou Português de Macau.

@@marcelinomatiasdesouza Não parece português de portugal mais nem fodendo.

Mano, a senhorita a falar é a coisa mais estranha que eu já ouvi. Já o sotaque do gajo, parece mesmo uma mistura de português variedade africana com sotaque variedade brasileira..

Sotaque carioca amigo, a gente não fala tão "certo" assim.

I didn't even know that exists

"minængkabowo"

@@eeeee323 exatamente