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@strauss7151
@strauss7151 Жыл бұрын
I am a huge language nerd. That's why besides English, I also know American, Canadian, Irish and Australian.
@lasagnasux4934
@lasagnasux4934 Жыл бұрын
I've dabbled in those, as well as South African
@Wazkaty
@Wazkaty Жыл бұрын
Ohh, how did you learn Irish ?
@fplancke3336
@fplancke3336 Жыл бұрын
But do you know Strine ? That would be a feat. (Hi down there!)
@silask.7370
@silask.7370 Жыл бұрын
Hey, on top of that, I also am able to speak Floridian
@marco.trevisan
@marco.trevisan Жыл бұрын
Wow, Irish is pretty hard. Níl sé éasca.
@axolotl-guy9801
@axolotl-guy9801 2 жыл бұрын
The amount of people who still don"t understand that this is comedy is scary.
@jqydxn8941
@jqydxn8941 2 жыл бұрын
nah bro he's 100% serious.
@aiquesono
@aiquesono 2 жыл бұрын
they don't speak sarcasm
@axolotl-guy9801
@axolotl-guy9801 2 жыл бұрын
@@jqydxn8941 🤣
@_perza
@_perza 2 жыл бұрын
I hope it’s sarcasm, or else he will fight me (My first language I am studying is Esperanto….)
@axolotl-guy9801
@axolotl-guy9801 2 жыл бұрын
@@_perza haha
@TXTsOneAndOnly
@TXTsOneAndOnly 7 ай бұрын
i'll never understand how he can make these videos with a straight face 😭
@A.staris
@A.staris 17 күн бұрын
Because they're not funny?
@TXTsOneAndOnly
@TXTsOneAndOnly 16 күн бұрын
@@A.staris you sure are funny
@htcmohan
@htcmohan 2 ай бұрын
The title of this video should have been "How to keep a straight face while trolling" ... cant imagine how this guy pulled it off🤣🤣🤣
@Glitch_amnesia
@Glitch_amnesia 7 күн бұрын
Truuueeeee
@bromixsr
@bromixsr 2 жыл бұрын
I made a video where I went to Canada and tried to surprise the natives by speaking their language. It turned out that they all knew American as well as Canadian, so I left dissapointed.
@ssimms8995
@ssimms8995 2 жыл бұрын
That's hilarious
@heinrich.hitzinger
@heinrich.hitzinger 2 жыл бұрын
@@ssimms8995 *NORBERT MOSES NORBERT MOSES*
@TU42Fuzzy
@TU42Fuzzy 2 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@therealdababycovertible9503
@therealdababycovertible9503 2 жыл бұрын
You should have shown your skill to Steven koffman
@kitty_k4to
@kitty_k4to 2 жыл бұрын
Canadian langage exists..?
@SH-li2hd
@SH-li2hd 2 жыл бұрын
You should learn Australian first, that way you can understand both English and American Otherwise it’s just too hard to understand Australian if you learn English or American first
@walterzamalis4846
@walterzamalis4846 2 жыл бұрын
Australian is a useless language. Learn Yolngu instead
@zeppelinmexicano
@zeppelinmexicano 2 жыл бұрын
I learned Australian to understand Dundee. He's not a thing any more though. Waste of time.
@ninnyzoo9886
@ninnyzoo9886 2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@SomeGuyFromMalta
@SomeGuyFromMalta 2 жыл бұрын
Beta males I learned New Zealandish
@Mic7cheesekase
@Mic7cheesekase 2 жыл бұрын
@@SomeGuyFromMalta I thought people called it Kiwish damm
@KamiDesu7
@KamiDesu7 6 ай бұрын
“No language is safe. And neither are you” lol
@user-vz1ss3ru9q
@user-vz1ss3ru9q 2 ай бұрын
Чел этот блогер говорит что украина у которой нету ядерок выиграет у россии у самой большой ядерной державой
@prashantnaik901
@prashantnaik901 2 ай бұрын
​@@user-vz1ss3ru9q Nuclear weapon hates Ukraine, that's why they would not go there .
@shiptj01
@shiptj01 6 ай бұрын
Thanks, homes. I needed that. I was so fixated on learning another language that I didn't realize that I already know the best one.
@alihanalkan3244
@alihanalkan3244 2 жыл бұрын
After watching this video I entirely decided to quit speaking.
@rennymm2523
@rennymm2523 2 жыл бұрын
Same!
@Ceerads
@Ceerads 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve decided to never again watch his videos. He’s obnoxious.
@fakhrulayser2404
@fakhrulayser2404 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ceerads you do realise that this video is satire and is intentionally obnoxious right?
@Ceerads
@Ceerads 2 жыл бұрын
@@fakhrulayser2404 I kinda did, but who knows? There are many assholes posting videos.
@full-timepog6844
@full-timepog6844 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ceerads 😶
@clintgillespie8579
@clintgillespie8579 2 жыл бұрын
I know you're trolling, but your comment about Chinese is true. I spent four years trying to master Chinese only to realize that the only people that would consider me for a job based on my Chinese ability were government agencies that want to spy on China. And even then, I didn't get the job.
@jamesyeung3286
@jamesyeung3286 2 жыл бұрын
That's why you should do the ultra giga chad move and learn Cantonese instead.
@adonissherlock
@adonissherlock 2 жыл бұрын
@@jamesyeung3286 >claim to speak Chinese >show up to interview >speak exclusively in Fuzhou Dialect >refuse to elaborate further
@xiaoshou6752
@xiaoshou6752 2 жыл бұрын
@@jamesyeung3286 我學緊廣東話呀
@lupea8079
@lupea8079 2 жыл бұрын
@@jamesyeung3286 true that on Cantonese. A lot of Cantonese speakers in the United States.
@Music-qb2wm
@Music-qb2wm 2 жыл бұрын
Why _wouldn't_ you want to spy on China?
@Doubleability
@Doubleability 6 ай бұрын
As an Iraqi, I can confirm that's how our accent sounds like
@skanherg7195
@skanherg7195 19 күн бұрын
😂
@northwestthrills3453
@northwestthrills3453 5 ай бұрын
I love how it starts off reasonable but slowly gets more and more dumb as it goes on
@LOL-cringe
@LOL-cringe 8 ай бұрын
I'm German and my husband is Norwegian. Thank you for helping me find out that both of our native languages are completely unnecessary, so I will do my best to unlearn them and learn American instead. ^_^
@jeffersonaraujoelcristiano
@jeffersonaraujoelcristiano 8 ай бұрын
Your husband is Norwegian for he was already rejected by a lot of Norwegian woman. Ask him; those women are really selective and they only like chads. I am not saying your husband is a sub5 or normie, he might me a model... But in Peru, Brazil, Spain. Gutte nacht, ikke!
@botbat9645
@botbat9645 8 ай бұрын
LoL
@Lifeisgoodxxx-jx8pm
@Lifeisgoodxxx-jx8pm 8 ай бұрын
​​@@jeffersonaraujoelcristianoreally? Lol my fiancé is 22 y.o Norwegian, he is soon to be doctor, super smart, and he is very selective on girls instead. He doesn't date norwegian girls cus they mostly smoke, drink, party and they dont fit his criteria, too picky cus he is traditional one. Oh not to mention, he is super attractive with really good height ... i think what you said is not valid and silly. You are so bitter hahaha . Most of men who say this just jealous and physically unattractive. Well i'm typical attractive woman as people say and educated based in Indonesia, soon fly to Germany for Uni ❤
@danamichelle1290
@danamichelle1290 8 ай бұрын
Most Americans can barely speak English now.
@petersaysthings
@petersaysthings 8 ай бұрын
If you eat a lot of McDonalds, drink a Coke every day, and give your car a few whacks with a sledgehammer for that true beat-up appearance, it will greatly facilitate your American learnings :)
@Glassandcandy
@Glassandcandy 2 жыл бұрын
“The only reason to learn Japanese is to watch anime” That’s not true, you also need it to read erotic Doujinshi comics
@madmouse4400
@madmouse4400 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: I improved drastically my English just in order to read Doujin , because English sites have far more content and better search features.
@creativepop8196
@creativepop8196 2 жыл бұрын
Touch grass
@madmouse4400
@madmouse4400 2 жыл бұрын
@@creativepop8196 nah , it's full of bugs and dirt .
@neza6268
@neza6268 2 жыл бұрын
Well would be a different story if we have an indoor grass like in a little pot or vase
@gabrielpoubel1077
@gabrielpoubel1077 2 жыл бұрын
んーそだよね
@LeviYue
@LeviYue 6 ай бұрын
"Bolsonaro é muito muito muito muito muito goxtoso" As a Brazilian, I broke🤣🤣
@jblobato5821
@jblobato5821 29 күн бұрын
Bolsonaro is stupid!
@Rorablink
@Rorablink 2 ай бұрын
You just mentioned each language that I thought was really cool and everybody wants to learn😂
@bostonwren9203
@bostonwren9203 Жыл бұрын
The simple fact that his sarcasm can not be understood by people from various countries is itself a wonderful sarcasm to him...
@leepisin8211
@leepisin8211 Жыл бұрын
bro from the beginning when he says you can understand spanish if you learn portuguese was too much already xD, and then he went to france and says they all speak american and arabic i was dead, cuz its true btw xD
@2bit661
@2bit661 Жыл бұрын
I get the sarcasm, but I interpret it more as a bad attitude and bad taste.
@Darkness_Fuchsia
@Darkness_Fuchsia Жыл бұрын
@@leepisin8211 Bro, you can actually understand spanish if you know portuguese tho, not perfectly ofc but it's enough to get the context most of the time People here in Brazil used to play videogames in spanish back when games didn't have portugues translations, I'm also following some spanish vtubers and I can understand them well with a bit of focus.
@leepisin8211
@leepisin8211 Жыл бұрын
@@Darkness_Fuchsia i understand both spanish and portuguese, never took courses just from social medias and some youtube (i am native french speaker)
@thesovgc
@thesovgc Жыл бұрын
@@2bit661 it's the inconsistency for me. It's difficult to take somebody seriously when they just seem flippant most of the time.
@tutigseg
@tutigseg 2 жыл бұрын
I started learning English at the age of 9 then I switched to American after a few months then I moved to Canada I was shocked when I found out people in Canada understood American very well turns out their language is very similar to American so I managed to learn Canadian too after staying there for like 5 seconds
@kellopfan
@kellopfan 2 жыл бұрын
Canadian and American aren't languages
@tutigseg
@tutigseg 2 жыл бұрын
@@kellopfan they are!!!
@superhipermegabitcc1416
@superhipermegabitcc1416 2 жыл бұрын
@@kellopfan No shit, Sherlock.
@bobwashington226
@bobwashington226 2 жыл бұрын
@@tutigsegITS CALLED ENGLISH NOT AMERICAN YOU SICKO
@thatonekid6459
@thatonekid6459 2 жыл бұрын
@@bobwashington226 nah, really? It’s not like it’s a joke or anything
@nibor_2.0
@nibor_2.0 3 ай бұрын
"Who wants to read while watching a show" *Me : litteraly reading the subtitles in my native language when he says that*
@1guitarlover
@1guitarlover 5 күн бұрын
I speak Spanish, English and German. But, with a few beers I master Hungarian, Greek and Polish. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@morisoba2550
@morisoba2550 2 жыл бұрын
I'm Japanese and feel proud of getting Number 1 Spot. I don't think it's useless to learn Japanese. But it's definitely a ridiculous idea to learn Japanese in order to watch anime without subtitles.
@PedroFranco922
@PedroFranco922 2 жыл бұрын
He's just kidding lol
@morisoba2550
@morisoba2550 2 жыл бұрын
@@PedroFranco922 I'm kidding too.
@pauloazuela8488
@pauloazuela8488 Жыл бұрын
@@morisoba2550 Nah fam I certainly know it's useful to learn your language just in case your fella went extinct, someone has to preserve the language . In case you're wondering I'm just kidding. But there's truth to it, I really want to know more about Japan. I know already a lot like my country and Japan had a trade relation that existed around 100 year, dunno about the era name because there's no official known to it. Some who knows both English and Japanese would certainly be of help in translation in a lot of Japanese media.
@morisoba2550
@morisoba2550 Жыл бұрын
@@pauloazuela8488 Are you Brazilian by any chance? Unless you want to read Japanese literature, you wouldn't need to learn Japanese language because you can get many enough information about Japan in English.
@pauloazuela8488
@pauloazuela8488 Жыл бұрын
@@morisoba2550 Just a fellow Asian, I do certainly read ones in English. Just wanted to go there too in Japan
@9i851
@9i851 Жыл бұрын
This man is so serious that I don't even know if he is joking about the "American" language, and I'm all for it
@PC_Simo
@PC_Simo Жыл бұрын
The American pronunciation comes more naturally for me, as a Finn. For starters, American uses a lot more [æ], where English just has [ɑ]. Pack those front vowels up 👍🏻!
@creativefreedom9143
@creativefreedom9143 Жыл бұрын
He is not at all serious.
@timbuktu8069
@timbuktu8069 Жыл бұрын
Americans speak English much the same way the English speak French. Sure, all the right-thinking folk spoke French in 1066 but over time it got changed.
@matthewheald8964
@matthewheald8964 Жыл бұрын
@@creativefreedom9143 he better not be. I’m an American and proud of it, but as a linguist I’d literally have a hernia.
@Lucky13Ravens
@Lucky13Ravens Жыл бұрын
​@@timbuktu8069 So not at all then. Considering you can create a whole speech in English without using any Norman French roots.
@tatakindred
@tatakindred 7 ай бұрын
Американский самый бесполезный язык из всех, которые я учила. За всю жизнь в моем уральском городе я встретила только двух американцев и оба говорили по-русски лучше меня. Другое дело английский. Очень полезный язык, чтобы смотреть "Доктор Кто".
@bohdanbodnarchuk6580
@bohdanbodnarchuk6580 28 күн бұрын
Согласен...
@ruslann545
@ruslann545 20 күн бұрын
бро это один и тот же язык
@dinarchik7632
@dinarchik7632 18 күн бұрын
Говорили без мата лудше тебя? Или с матом?
@megawutt
@megawutt Ай бұрын
Such a masterful trolling! Love it!
@Barikator
@Barikator 2 жыл бұрын
Amazing how you «trolled» out those languages, delicately combining jokes, irony and real linguistic facts. That's the highest level!
@AfroLinguo
@AfroLinguo 2 жыл бұрын
For real!! What got me was the thing about the “g’s” in Dutch. It is so true. I am actually traveling through the Netherlands right now and I got to hear it again lol q
@amadeosendiulo2137
@amadeosendiulo2137 2 жыл бұрын
Well, why he didn't mention that we, esperantrists, have a kind of cult?
@Glassandcandy
@Glassandcandy 2 жыл бұрын
Hey vsauce, MichaelleahciM here
@axolotl-guy9801
@axolotl-guy9801 2 жыл бұрын
@@AfroLinguo haha another linguistic fact is that in the past the Dutch G was way softer. It still is in my dialect in the south. Same in Belgium.
@simontollin2004
@simontollin2004 2 жыл бұрын
@@AfroLinguo also mirror the g -> h transition in west slavic languages
@sunnili5641
@sunnili5641 2 жыл бұрын
As a Norwegian, i died when you praised Danish. Practically everyone in Norway and Sweden make fun of it because it's "impossible to understand" and sound a bit funny
@per6605
@per6605 2 жыл бұрын
"If you speak Danish, you will understand Norwegian and Swedish!" Meanwhile, in Denmark: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/iMufo9KT2Za2cpc.html
@theviewfinder1652
@theviewfinder1652 2 жыл бұрын
@@per6605 holy sh!te. i watched that video. no wonder people say Dansk is difficult
@soapp405
@soapp405 2 жыл бұрын
norwegian is so DIFFICULT TO LISTEN TO, dansk er meget bedre
@CriticalityIncident
@CriticalityIncident 2 жыл бұрын
I'm a Swede, and I died a bit as well. Hilarious. 😄
@Not_Katy
@Not_Katy 2 жыл бұрын
I'm Irish but I'm learning Norwegian and definitely find Danish alot harder to understand than Norwegian or Swedish personally Norwegian and Swedish are better
@Blondguy86
@Blondguy86 2 ай бұрын
I’m Swedish, and I know English almost as good. I broke the rule of not combining British English and American, nowadays I think I am 85 % American speaker. I fell for Spanish, I know it’s a very common language but still I love it, and I’m also studying latin, which many see as useless to learn since it’s mostly a dead language
@AmorLingo
@AmorLingo Ай бұрын
Hi Language Simp! Your video on the top 10 most useless languages to learn is quite interesting! While I appreciate your unique perspective, I believe that language learning is subjective and varies based on individual interests, goals and circumstances. As a language learner myself, I've found that every language has value, whether it's for cultural enrichment, career opportunities or personal connections. While some languages may seem less practical in certain contexts, they still offer valuable insights into different cultures and ways of thinking. Ultimately, I believe there's no such thing as a useless language to learn. Every language opens doors to new experiences and perspectives. It's really well worth to respect the diversity of languages and appreciate their importance in our interconnected world. Thank you for opening this conversation!
@nursejoed
@nursejoed 18 күн бұрын
Did...you actually take this video seriously and not as satire????
@statusquo7128
@statusquo7128 5 күн бұрын
@@nursejoed He started his examples with cultural enrichment... so my money is on yes.
@sazji
@sazji Жыл бұрын
Out of all these languages, Dutch is the only one that I’ve actually had native speakers discourage me from learning. To the point that when I was there and trying to learn, people frequently asked, “Why are you learning Dutch? It’s a completely useless language.” “If I were you, I’d just speak English.” I like your language, get over it already. 😅
@mrsteffen4692
@mrsteffen4692 Жыл бұрын
lmao yeah i see many dutch people complaining about their own language and that even some of them find it easier to speak English. Luckily I've a Dutch friend who's very enthusiastic about a foreigner trying to learn dutch... not that I will tho hahahaha
@damrod
@damrod Жыл бұрын
If you want to feel more encouraged, i can recommend the northen provinces of the netherlands. They might be a bit rougher on the edges, but they at least try to help you with dutch if they notice you are trying to learn it or practice it
@sazji
@sazji Жыл бұрын
@@damrod I found that the people in Venlo We’re also happy to speak with me. And I like that southern dialect also. :-)
@omesmeeb
@omesmeeb Жыл бұрын
doe het nou niet maat
@never7848
@never7848 Жыл бұрын
precies
@bEccleston
@bEccleston Жыл бұрын
my native language is candian and i didn’t even realize you were speaking american until you said so! so cool how they’re so similar
@rb026
@rb026 Жыл бұрын
stop watching ytb and fix the FIA plz
@Icymiiii
@Icymiiii Жыл бұрын
r/whoosh
@user-io1do3fl7v
@user-io1do3fl7v Жыл бұрын
@@rb026 Dude, really??
@rb026
@rb026 Жыл бұрын
@@user-io1do3fl7v yes really did watch the last race dude ?
@anomalousanimates
@anomalousanimates Жыл бұрын
@@Icymiiii there's no joke, american and canadian are similar languages!!
@martin19072
@martin19072 7 ай бұрын
Danish sounds like when you have something stuck in your throat.
@induchopra3014
@induchopra3014 5 ай бұрын
Yes, british english is obsolete replaced by American
@markrodowicz4617
@markrodowicz4617 Жыл бұрын
INTERPRETATION: In case there is anyone struggling to make sense of this video, the languages you SHOULD learn are: Spanish, German, Chinese, Swedish/Norwegian, French, Esperanto, Dutch, Russian, English, Japanese. I think his picks are pretty good. Loved the humour and irony. Nice!
@AMSCh2010
@AMSCh2010 Жыл бұрын
Arriba España
@bda529
@bda529 Жыл бұрын
From what I've read, Dutch is a language not worth learning
@flowtho7742
@flowtho7742 Жыл бұрын
​@@bda529 Well it's basically just a goofy version of german that a lot less people speak and that has a lot less relevance in general
@markrodowicz4617
@markrodowicz4617 Жыл бұрын
@@Jess-737 The only ones who think Esperanto is useless are those who have never tried learning it or never got past level A1. Their opinion hardly matters, I would think. Anyone can say, 'I think language X is useless', but how do they know if they don't speak the language?
@matthewheald8964
@matthewheald8964 Жыл бұрын
@@Jess-737 as do i
@shineyboots
@shineyboots 3 ай бұрын
Here in the UK we have been learning the American language since the advent of TV and film, which is probably why the whole universe is listening to see when we actually shut -up, at which point they out there will know that the world powers have nuked the whole place and they can come along and take over. The one possible chance the world has of survival is to take up the language of the Welsh, as indeed we in this backwater of a country are being forced to use. Confusing the enemy is a great idea but it doesn't do much to improve the tourist trade. Hwyl fawr. (figure that out !!!! )
@alancoe1002
@alancoe1002 Ай бұрын
And THAT'S how Henry Tudor beat the English in 1485. Return with me now to those long past times...
@letitiabottomley70
@letitiabottomley70 5 ай бұрын
I am a language learning nerd. Started many, gave them up and learned none. Now I am relearning a language which I strangely enjoy very much. LATIN! Its usefulness or not is of no concern to me. It is an addiction similar to trying to solve a puzzle. I imagine many crossword enthousiasts would be able to relate to this.
@happydogger5009
@happydogger5009 4 ай бұрын
I feel you so much here, I love learning everything about languages too and when I think of learning something like Hungarian or Finnish I get excited, currently learning Mandarin
@jbtex784
@jbtex784 29 күн бұрын
I'm also learning Latin; it's part of the history of western civilization and it gives you a head start in learning French, Italian, Spanish, and other Romance languages.
@ojes796
@ojes796 2 жыл бұрын
"Memorising a few phrases, then recording yourself impressing people in chinatown" was literally my first impression of Xiaomanyc
@oakstrong1
@oakstrong1 2 жыл бұрын
"They were shocked that I spoke X language" (X = whatever the native language is) is a theme of some KZfaq polygots that just make me despise them, and quite frankly, not believe they can even speak the language beyond Duolingo level. In fact, I watched one such person do the placement test, and while passed, he was struggling and made a couple of mistakes. When you consider that Duolingo goes barely above CERF A2 level (maybe up to C1 in more popular languages like Spanish) and the test does only not cover the whole of the language course, it is clear to me that their language ability is less than "fluent", another word they often use. One such guy took a test in Spanish, which happens is a language I'm learning right now: I could understand most of the test and could guess 65% - 70% of the answers despite only having passsed the first checkpoint and having no prior knowledge of Spanish or any closely related language, shows how relatively easy the test was! (I've also watched native speakers of taking the test and still be recommended to study with Duo, only skipping the first checkpoints). I'm think it's great to be able to speak a foreign language even a beginner level - and much maligned Duolingo can get you there if you use it correctly - my friend is a proof of that and I would be very happy if I could understand Duo's podcasts. What annoys me are naysayers who pretend otherwise: bashing any X app (they all livr to hate Duolingo because it's actually a pretty good compared to many) and then go on promoting equally useless app they happen to like and often get revenue from as an influencer. THERE IS NO ONE APP that can teach you a language to a fluent level! Each has their strengths and shortcomings, including classroom learning, but you still have to work a lot outside the app/ class if you want to become fluent and even then, it takes a long time to achieve true fluency. (As you can see, I'm not there with my English despite using it every day at work and in private life.)
@marker52
@marker52 2 жыл бұрын
@@oakstrong1 Definitely. If you're aiming for any sort of high level in any language, you should never rely on one source. 'Fluency' requires thousands of hours of being immersed in the language, whether it be watching native content, reading books, or interacting with natives. Apps such as duolingo or textbooks serve to bring you to a very basic level where it won't be as painful to start immersing in the language, and whether you continue or not after that is on you. At the end of the day, there is no one "method" that can get you to fluency. Anyone that sells people on the idea that you will be fluent you take [certain course] is being disingenuous. (By the way, your English is amazing for a non-native) :)
@rbrown8481
@rbrown8481 2 жыл бұрын
@@oakstrong1 interestingly, xiaoma passed Duolingo in one sitting on live stream. But it's obvious that his level in most other languages are limited conversational level plus things he normally interacts with ("where did you study" "how did you learn this so fast" "why do you like this place") :: In theory, you could stage everything so you didn't have to get surprised by new phrases. Duolingo is pretty weird too. I've only paid attention to 2 language polyglot tubers, but is the Duolingo guy and xiaoma the same person?
@kay60552
@kay60552 2 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure he really is fluent in Chinese, still a bit cringe.
@peteck007
@peteck007 2 жыл бұрын
There is other polyglot world which doesn't focus on English speaking audience. And that is people speaking Indian languages especially Hindi, there is a Japanese women "Mayo Japan" and a dude, "Kohei" getting millions of views on "shocking Indians" videos. There is also another Korean dude, who has become native level fluent.. in Hindi.
@wesleynunes3747
@wesleynunes3747 Жыл бұрын
As someone who speaks english as a second language, I laughed my ass off when a buddy of mine tried to pretend to speak another language in a text chat with natives by using solely google translate.
@adrianhoff3437
@adrianhoff3437 Жыл бұрын
Brasileiro?
@evangelhogelho
@evangelhogelho Жыл бұрын
Tropa dos Br, fi Slk🗿🍷
@Shmoopyn
@Shmoopyn Жыл бұрын
may I ask how you found natives to speak/text with?
@evangelhogelho
@evangelhogelho Жыл бұрын
@@Shmoopyn jogo
@sliver7993
@sliver7993 10 ай бұрын
Kurwa 🗿
@WateredLark
@WateredLark 27 күн бұрын
“No language is safe here and neither are you.” -Language Simp
@angy1006
@angy1006 11 күн бұрын
Wow ... I'm stunned that you left Greek language out! I'm Greek and our youth spends more than 6 years learning the language ( our grammar is mindbogling. I can't imagine how you would think it a language useful to learn. Unless....you want to live in Greece of course 🎉
@big.atom37
@big.atom37 Жыл бұрын
How to offend half of the world in less than 10 minutes 101 by prof. Gigachad.
@sheldoncooper4192
@sheldoncooper4192 Жыл бұрын
well this is literally more than half of the world, english, chinese , russian, french, all the major languages were included
@luni.um1
@luni.um1 Жыл бұрын
As a brazillian, i wasn't offended in this at all This actually made me more happier /hj
@ryanferguson9249
@ryanferguson9249 Жыл бұрын
You would actually just say “this actually made me happier”. We get what you’re saying, though.
@ElderSteak5
@ElderSteak5 10 ай бұрын
“No language is safe and neither are you” 💀
@Gabriel99008
@Gabriel99008 2 ай бұрын
You're right, as a Spanish speaker is a little hard to understand Portuguese. However both are so useful, but Portuguese definitely is much better
4 ай бұрын
I died laughing 😂 Thank you, sir, for this video!
@Antonio-lt1sp
@Antonio-lt1sp Жыл бұрын
Being a Brazillian who used to travel a lot to the Netherlands, yes, it is useless to learn dutch. I head from foreigners dutch learners that the locals will switch to English as soon as they notice you are not a native speaker, not giving you a chance to practice it. And the good thing is that everybody there speaks good english - even the bus driver.
@rapperj-den1083
@rapperj-den1083 Жыл бұрын
90% of the Dutch can hold an conversation in English. It’s amazing.
@richardplizga3719
@richardplizga3719 Жыл бұрын
No, they actually speak Canadian
@eeaotly
@eeaotly Жыл бұрын
@@rapperj-den1083 The languages are related.
@camelopardalis84
@camelopardalis84 Жыл бұрын
"Even the bus driver". Elitism.
@deutschmitpurple2918
@deutschmitpurple2918 Жыл бұрын
😅😅😅
@joseangelojunior8640
@joseangelojunior8640 2 жыл бұрын
1:45 for you guys who doesn't speak portuguese, he said: "hey, good morning, I hope you have a very very very very nice day." It is a very common sentence to use with your family and friends, but it is more used to talk with strangers. Hope i helped you guys understand
@RocqueEnrow
@RocqueEnrow 2 жыл бұрын
Mt obrigado, não posso esperar pra dize-la
@takashix4i20
@takashix4i20 2 жыл бұрын
Nada a ver
@joseangelojunior8640
@joseangelojunior8640 2 жыл бұрын
@@takashix4i20 essa é a graça
@takashix4i20
@takashix4i20 2 жыл бұрын
@@joseangelojunior8640 entendo kkkk
@countryballspredicciones5184
@countryballspredicciones5184 2 жыл бұрын
Não disse posso sonar muito muito muito gostoso?
@popkorn2906
@popkorn2906 6 ай бұрын
so many years stuggling with kanjis and now i watch this, thank you again Language Simp
@shukurullojuraqulov1889
@shukurullojuraqulov1889 6 ай бұрын
It depends on living place. For example in central asian countries russian play so significant role and if ones want to enter some jobs in many companies russian always become in the requirement
@user-vz1ss3ru9q
@user-vz1ss3ru9q 2 ай бұрын
Чел не видит росми не проиграет у нас в союзниках Индия и китай и россии это самая большая ядерная держава
@arthurmallmann5768
@arthurmallmann5768 2 жыл бұрын
Man, everytime you speak Portuguese I break. i just can't handle how funny it is. And your argument for learning Portuguese instead of Spanish actually makes some sense, lol
@arthurmallmann5768
@arthurmallmann5768 2 жыл бұрын
@Abina Àine Well, I don't know if it will work for you, because I'm a native speaker so I can't really measure how much Portuguese you need to know to understand Spanish. What I do know is that people who are more educated on Portuguese (people with good grammar etc) tend to understand Spanish a lot better that common elderly people with lower levels os education. Both languages are super similar tho. I believe Spanish and Portuguese are closer to each other than Standard German and most dialects of Swiss German for example. My advice is: learn whatever you really want to. If you're not interested in the language itself, the whole process will become unfeasible. But if you just want to raise your language count, or if you are interested in both of them, than Portuguese first
@zedasilva3
@zedasilva3 2 жыл бұрын
I'm Brazilian and there is hardly anything I can't understand when reading Spanish, and the same applies if they speak slowly.
@GuilhermePereira-vi6vc
@GuilhermePereira-vi6vc 2 жыл бұрын
@Abina Àine well, we here in Portugal can kinda understand the Spanish, especially if it is a person from the regions near Portugal, which talk Spanish dialectics more similar to portuguese, like Galician.
@eddie-roo
@eddie-roo 2 жыл бұрын
@Abina Àine no, but if you learn Galician you will understand both Portuguese and Spanish
@LHollan
@LHollan 2 жыл бұрын
@Catarina lol so se já aprendeu algo da língua, em alguns contextos é impossível entender ainda que seja 30% do que os hispânicos falam. Texto é bem mais simples, mas entender é impossível assistir um filme em espanhol e entender 90% sem nunca ter estudado. Mesmo estudando ainda leva um tempo para entender 90% imagina sem estudar
@matheus_rml
@matheus_rml Жыл бұрын
“Portuguese is just spanish with much less straightforward pronunciation” As a brazilian, I have to agree with you. This is incredibly accurate.
@RoaValdjamong
@RoaValdjamong Жыл бұрын
As a Venezuelan also agree with you 💀
@matheus_rml
@matheus_rml Жыл бұрын
@@RoaValdjamong É a mais pura verdade💀
@za-mm
@za-mm Жыл бұрын
eu nao aguento mais estudar espanhol na escola se eu ja sei português aaaaaa
@zampieritto
@zampieritto Жыл бұрын
As a Brazilian. It is true
@sparkle0859
@sparkle0859 Жыл бұрын
I learned Portuguese first and now I'm learning Spanish. Honestly, I find Portuguese easier for some reason.
@MS-yz7sr
@MS-yz7sr 4 ай бұрын
I like your sense of humour. Lol
@rabiayldrm9423
@rabiayldrm9423 4 ай бұрын
I could understand point at the end of the video and loved the irony! lol ahahaha
@skilxx__
@skilxx__ 7 ай бұрын
As a Dutch person, we're all half-fish and we communicate mostly underwater. But because soundwaves suck at travelling through water, we needed a sound strong enough to fix that. That's where the Dutch G comes in. But we're also half human, so we just drown every time we make that sound, so that's why it sounds like that. Also, Dutch isn't completely useless, you can always learn it to laugh at Flemish people for their accent.
@andyarken7906
@andyarken7906 7 ай бұрын
Thanks, I learned something useful today!
@skilxx__
@skilxx__ 7 ай бұрын
@@andyarken7906 You're welcome!
@shelleclipse
@shelleclipse 6 ай бұрын
I'm forced to learn your language 😃
@skilxx__
@skilxx__ 6 ай бұрын
@@shelleclipse WHY
@shelleclipse
@shelleclipse 6 ай бұрын
@@skilxx__ You know curaçao right? I'm basically a part of your country
@prismak7607
@prismak7607 2 жыл бұрын
Japanese is really useful if you go to Japan and got arrested and interrogated for days, as it usually happens to Americans who want to have some fun there (instead of quietly looking around as they are supposed to do).
@basura4136
@basura4136 2 жыл бұрын
Americans just shouldn't go
@lindadechiazza2924
@lindadechiazza2924 2 жыл бұрын
Who are U paul McCartney
@honeybee6576
@honeybee6576 2 жыл бұрын
did you have tattoos.
@30803080308030803081
@30803080308030803081 2 жыл бұрын
I’m American, and I don’t know what “have some fun” refers to. Shooting guns?
@KyleFran
@KyleFran 2 жыл бұрын
Was that a reference to Fast and furious in Tokyo?
@Fierbepere
@Fierbepere Ай бұрын
This vid made me laugh a bit on a bleak, rainy Sunday. 😅
@yossibarzilai445
@yossibarzilai445 4 ай бұрын
He’s so funny hahahaha, cracking up here! 😂
@galaxyaoshin9205
@galaxyaoshin9205 2 жыл бұрын
Is it the first time he said Putin instead of Vladdy Daddy?
@ANN-ug2hd
@ANN-ug2hd 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my, could it be something is happening to him? We gotta call 911. Now.
@yaiij
@yaiij 2 ай бұрын
EXCUSE ME WHATT
@mdseaCP
@mdseaCP 13 күн бұрын
I knew a guy 20 years ago who was studying Chinese with the dream of becoming a tour guide for Chinese tourists visiting the U.S. It never had occurred to him that he would never be as qualified as the milllions of Chinese native speakers who knew enough English to do the same job.
@AereForst
@AereForst 7 сағат бұрын
Esperanto: Pointless vanity project of some incel linguist
@hotdogdanieltheceoofhotdog1453
@hotdogdanieltheceoofhotdog1453 2 жыл бұрын
“We were this close to be forced to learn german” Me who is Danish. And forced to learn german in school
@rikkithinn7258
@rikkithinn7258 2 жыл бұрын
Icelanders also forced to learn Danish at school so deserved.
@idifjrivhjf5198
@idifjrivhjf5198 2 жыл бұрын
I like eating rødgrød mc fløöd
@liz4460
@liz4460 Жыл бұрын
@@rikkithinn7258 You poor people. Couldn't imagine learning Danish
@axolotl-guy9801
@axolotl-guy9801 Жыл бұрын
German is nice, cool and usefull. Just my opinion.
@znczexnotic7152
@znczexnotic7152 Жыл бұрын
I'm from Poland and I was forced to learn German as my second foreign language at 7th and 8th grade. Thankfully when I started going to highschool we were able to choose German, Spanish or Italian so I've chosen Spanish.
@azaroma
@azaroma 2 жыл бұрын
This is really great advice. I'm going to try to unlearn French via electroshock therapy with a car battery and some jumper cables. My brain should be primed for something more useful like Danish. As an added bonus, I will only be able to make guttural hacking sounds.
@nathangale7702
@nathangale7702 2 жыл бұрын
You could re-vector to Haitian Creole, that should be more useful.
@foreignlanguagesisfun8143
@foreignlanguagesisfun8143 2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking about learning French as well, but I am having second thoughts. If you like the language enough, I dont see no reason why you should not learn it even if there are a lot of people that speak it.
@nathangale7702
@nathangale7702 2 жыл бұрын
@@foreignlanguagesisfun8143 I agree 100%, the issue I've found is that native speakers will usually treat you like a child until you start speaking the language like an adult, so I've decided to only learn to speak a couple languages and understand a multitude of languages.
@mayanksangam9205
@mayanksangam9205 Жыл бұрын
I think electric chair is a better option
@lapieblanche6863
@lapieblanche6863 Жыл бұрын
Learn arabic insted
@evad520
@evad520 4 ай бұрын
Russian is the second biggest language spoken on the internet. When the USSR fell apart, large groups of Russian speaking people in those countries, kept speaking Russian.
@joserodrigues46
@joserodrigues46 18 күн бұрын
In the long term poeople outside Russia will stop using Russian because it is associated with colonialism and imperialism. Bad reputation.
@amitsarkar5022
@amitsarkar5022 5 күн бұрын
This guy roasted nations and that too with a straight face 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@skirmish23
@skirmish23 2 жыл бұрын
You should learn Swiss. It sounds like a different language in 4 regions, but it's all in your head. Some even say it is 4 distinct languages, but they have no idea. If you understand Swiss, you can converse with 3 quarters of the European population easily.
@gringo3002
@gringo3002 Жыл бұрын
I'd rather learn Romansch.
@yapayzeka3183
@yapayzeka3183 Жыл бұрын
@@gringo3002 swiss
@richardplizga3719
@richardplizga3719 Жыл бұрын
You can also do Danish, it's not like the pronouncing is weird sounding
@mahmoud-quran
@mahmoud-quran 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t know whether to trust this man or not
@fatherpope
@fatherpope 2 жыл бұрын
97% don't
@austindavid1862
@austindavid1862 2 жыл бұрын
I would
@kiddosneakybeaky3934
@kiddosneakybeaky3934 2 жыл бұрын
@Jenny Vaona Just a troll lol
@rogergoulder3821
@rogergoulder3821 2 жыл бұрын
@Jenny Vaona or indeed a Trold, we find, as he has just eradicated Norwegian ........
@hiroshimagiggity372
@hiroshimagiggity372 2 жыл бұрын
no dont
@jotka3410
@jotka3410 5 ай бұрын
Love the sarcasm.
@Alex-wo2jk
@Alex-wo2jk 4 ай бұрын
When you mentioned Danish I knew you were trolling....lolololololol
@TheThreatenedSwan
@TheThreatenedSwan 2 жыл бұрын
"Most people in France either speak Arabic or American already" True "Polish eye doctor" lol
@mhd2680
@mhd2680 2 жыл бұрын
Arabs are minority in France
@notreallyacartoon1078
@notreallyacartoon1078 2 жыл бұрын
al-eærakq is my favorite language it's my native language and it's beautiful, espacially when cussing someone out. Not to mention how romantic it is.
@mihailrf7139
@mihailrf7139 2 жыл бұрын
He is russian eye doctor from Russian Empire.
@michabank2353
@michabank2353 Жыл бұрын
@@mihailrf7139 He was a Polish Jew from the part of Poland occupied by Russia since the end of 18. through the beginning of the 20. century.
@oleh3415
@oleh3415 Жыл бұрын
@@mihailrf7139 what is a russia
@Alicia-zf3nq
@Alicia-zf3nq 2 жыл бұрын
"Pretty much every German speaks American now" that's the best joke I've ever heard. Actually, it's the one about Dutch sounding beautiful. My housemate compared the Dutch 'g' to choking in a dentist's chair and I have yet to hear a more accurate description
@krushiler398
@krushiler398 2 жыл бұрын
YES. From Russian programmers who moved to Germany (Germany has big IT hubs) I heard, that you can't live without German not in Berlin
@njibra7666
@njibra7666 2 жыл бұрын
@@krushiler398 right Only academics are really efficient in English but other than that it's only basics to no english
@overgrownkudzu
@overgrownkudzu Жыл бұрын
@@krushiler398 most cities you'll be fine, small towns is where people don't really use it. I'm from Frankfurt which is the most international big city in the whole country (yes before Berlin) and people really expect you to be able to speak English at least to a degree where you can communicate. Doesn't need to be perfect, but you do need some skill.
@deutschmitpurple2918
@deutschmitpurple2918 Жыл бұрын
Great comment
@mint._._
@mint._._ Жыл бұрын
I heard that people in the Netherlands and Germany speak very good English in general compare to in France and Russia. Idk how much of it is true or just stereotypical
@cyberherbalist
@cyberherbalist 3 ай бұрын
German with its noun capitalization reminds us that English used to do it, too. Ben Franklin himself decried the fact that noun capitalization was dying out during his time. As for Esperanto, I deliberately studied it for a lark and was my first language I could understand without translating it in my head. So I guess I need to fight the Language Simp. I've already learned to speak German, and my next language will be Spanish. After that, French.
@alyssachey8417
@alyssachey8417 Ай бұрын
I quite enjoyed this video 😂
@brainwheeze6328
@brainwheeze6328 Жыл бұрын
That's actually a legit reason to learn Portuguese. Pro-tip: Learn European Portuguese, specifically one of the island dialects. No one else will understand you, but you'll understand everyone, thus proving yourself as an alpha.
@db_2408
@db_2408 Жыл бұрын
i am learning brazillian portuguese and can understand european portuguese as well as spanish
@howsad2397
@howsad2397 Жыл бұрын
that's fucking hilarious lol
@dotdotdotdotdash
@dotdotdotdotdash 3 ай бұрын
good luck understanding island dudes...you'll think they speak hebrew, arabic and mandarin at the same time @@db_2408
@eggtarteu3030
@eggtarteu3030 3 ай бұрын
Azores: Portuguese level hard
@msamkleaf9945
@msamkleaf9945 2 жыл бұрын
10- Spanish 9- German 8- Chinese 7- Swedish & Norwegian 6- French 5- Esperanto 4- Dutch 3- Russian 2- English (Not American) 1- Japanese
@nyelvbabycakes
@nyelvbabycakes 2 жыл бұрын
As a norwegian learner i agree but i still like the language and norway
@samuel_saysske1355
@samuel_saysske1355 2 жыл бұрын
@@nyelvbabycakes its sarcistic lol and Swedish and Norwegian is mutch more beutiful then Danish!
@gojo6418
@gojo6418 2 жыл бұрын
@@nyelvbabycakes yup me too currently learning Norwegian and what he say doesn't made me lose motivation and it actually motivate me further
@nyelvbabycakes
@nyelvbabycakes 2 жыл бұрын
@@gojo6418 thats nice it didnt affect me in any way
@gojo6418
@gojo6418 2 жыл бұрын
@@nyelvbabycakes yup I just take it as a joke
@Millieshin-yj5mb
@Millieshin-yj5mb 3 ай бұрын
This guy is hysterical! He had me laughing throughout the entire video!!
@uladeb.9986
@uladeb.9986 7 ай бұрын
This was truly amusing to watch.
@GrishaGetos
@GrishaGetos 2 жыл бұрын
have you considered learning uzbek?? would be really cool. not sure if you've mentioned it before
@dk9251
@dk9251 2 жыл бұрын
I see you're a man of culture
@belstar1128
@belstar1128 2 жыл бұрын
Ha men.
@baxter_fakhriddinov
@baxter_fakhriddinov 2 жыл бұрын
Chunki Uzbek foydali )
@livingiseasywitheyesclosed4553
@livingiseasywitheyesclosed4553 2 жыл бұрын
I can speak uzbek.
@ArnBrickJeff
@ArnBrickJeff 2 жыл бұрын
@@dk9251 i see you are Uzbek(im not from Uzbeckistan)
@mikel.van.der.Kaasch
@mikel.van.der.Kaasch 2 жыл бұрын
You should remove Dutch from the list of the most useless languages: when The Netherlands disappear under water, we'll always have Surinam, in South America, whose official language is Dutch. Don't forget it 😉
@jaydendc1545
@jaydendc1545 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah but Suriname is also not safe from the rising sea level. We are currently losing ground because of it even if the process is slow.
@theephraimite
@theephraimite 2 жыл бұрын
@@jaydendc1545 then move to South Africa, where a great deal of the population speaks Afrikaans, a language derived from Dutch.
@aiquesono
@aiquesono 2 жыл бұрын
@@theephraimite 😁😁😁
@nduduzoblose4355
@nduduzoblose4355 2 жыл бұрын
@@theephraimite Yeah but that's still not Dutch, it's Afrikaans. A different language. So Dutch is still useless 👍
@Stettafire
@Stettafire 2 жыл бұрын
@@nduduzoblose4355 No language is useless
@AbdullahAmjad11690
@AbdullahAmjad11690 4 ай бұрын
Thanks for time stamps
@azzawiarts8625
@azzawiarts8625 6 ай бұрын
what else we can learn !😂
@thayssaeduarda6175
@thayssaeduarda6175 2 жыл бұрын
1:45 : for those who don’t speak Portuguese he’s saying “hi, good morning, Bolsonaro is very very very hot”
@sulaikhachenath429
@sulaikhachenath429 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@sulaikhachenath429
@sulaikhachenath429 2 жыл бұрын
i love him
@theshortplayschannel7254
@theshortplayschannel7254 Жыл бұрын
Who
@hypernovaxyz
@hypernovaxyz 13 күн бұрын
​@@theshortplayschannel7254asked
@felipemurta9160
@felipemurta9160 11 ай бұрын
my native language is portuguese, so spanish is quite easy to me as you said. However, when I was like four years old, my mother made me learn american, english, australian, canadian, south africanan, new zeelandand, antiguan and barbudan, grenadan, guyanan, jamaican, trinidad and tobagosan, irelandand, and maltan. A rough time indeed, but hey at least i'm a polyglot now
@DemoysView
@DemoysView 11 ай бұрын
Nice work 😂
@leegemo9625
@leegemo9625 8 ай бұрын
Zeelandand 😭 (Sorry I just find it a little funny)
@reycesarcarino4653
@reycesarcarino4653 8 ай бұрын
No French 😂
@TheWeirdestArtist
@TheWeirdestArtist 6 ай бұрын
As a Amerifan speaker I'm currently learning Asian, British, and Mexican
@as-above-so-below-
@as-above-so-below- 5 ай бұрын
@@TheWeirdestArtist Amerifa
@omimommy
@omimommy 4 ай бұрын
The Dutch joke was the best 😂
@Danpungip
@Danpungip 3 ай бұрын
rip the dutch
@LordValorum
@LordValorum 6 ай бұрын
I can't be the only one who got a Duolingo ad
@clintonbyrne33999
@clintonbyrne33999 2 жыл бұрын
I have been learning Icelandic, Polynesian Samoan, Māori and Hawaiian Pidgin whilst being Irish (Gailge) born and raised so I'm glad none of these came up on your list
@marta.melnyk
@marta.melnyk 2 жыл бұрын
kia ora!
@matthewthomas5450
@matthewthomas5450 2 жыл бұрын
What are your tips in learning Irish?
@thrownswordpommel7393
@thrownswordpommel7393 2 жыл бұрын
Te reo Māori should be the world's lingua franca. No counter arguments will be tolerated
@nathangale7702
@nathangale7702 2 жыл бұрын
All of the "useless" languages are either very widely spoken, or easy to understand if you speak a more difficult cousin of that language. By these measures, all of the languages you have chosen appear to be highly "useful" (unless there is a "better" Polynesian language to learn...maybe look at Tongan, jajaja).
@clintonbyrne33999
@clintonbyrne33999 2 жыл бұрын
@@marta.melnyk Kia ora, pehea koe
@BobHooker
@BobHooker Жыл бұрын
French, German, Russian, Chinese and English are the languages in which some of the greatest text of human thinking are written so we can see Mr Simp's values towards reading and education.
@ilyasmolentsev8210
@ilyasmolentsev8210 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely agree with you man. I can tell as a native russian speaker and well-educated person, that wide education are extremely important, and also cultural education ofcourse.
@mityaoreh
@mityaoreh Жыл бұрын
@@ilyasmolentsev8210 хуй ❤
@ilyasmolentsev8210
@ilyasmolentsev8210 Жыл бұрын
@@mityaoreh эээ?
@mityaoreh
@mityaoreh Жыл бұрын
@@ilyasmolentsev8210 ю из фром раша, айм фром раша, хуй ❤️ май диар мультилингуал френд
@clouddead_
@clouddead_ Жыл бұрын
Useless languague lmao
@jamesrogers8501
@jamesrogers8501 Ай бұрын
wasnt 100% sure if this was satire until the scandinavian part. Ive taken some norwegian lessons but switched to danish for school, and you had me cracking up with that.
@country_guy9980
@country_guy9980 5 ай бұрын
Hahaha man I enjoyed this video so thank you 😂
@mangonectar8117
@mangonectar8117 2 жыл бұрын
You made me laugh so much that I accidentally bought your shirt
@LanguageSimp
@LanguageSimp 2 жыл бұрын
I appreciate it! Just don't look up what the words mean on the shirt.
@mangonectar8117
@mangonectar8117 2 жыл бұрын
@@LanguageSimp Ne t'inquiètes pas, je ne parle pas français.
@kananpoika
@kananpoika 2 жыл бұрын
@@LanguageSimp J'attends un t-shirt en russe avec de jolis mots doux
@mobiley3151
@mobiley3151 2 жыл бұрын
Je voulais apprendre le français mais c’était trop difficile alors j’ai arrêté. C’est juste une petit peut triste car maintenant je ne peut pas même connaître que c’est le français quand quelqu’un parle
@AfroLinguo
@AfroLinguo 2 жыл бұрын
He is definitely pretty funny. I would definitely watch a stand up comedy show of his if he did one haha
@moicestlapoussiere777
@moicestlapoussiere777 Жыл бұрын
as a Russian-native, I immediately guessed the reason not to learn it and laughed my ass off 🤣 high quality analysis 🥵
@szurmatpl
@szurmatpl Жыл бұрын
Welp, how sad... the whole war & that "analysis"...
@moicestlapoussiere777
@moicestlapoussiere777 Жыл бұрын
@@szurmatpl since we know exactly that Ukrainians want no other land than theirs, the war is sad indeed, and the analysis is funny after seeing ru and foreign putinist propaganda online 🥲
@moicestlapoussiere777
@moicestlapoussiere777 Жыл бұрын
@@youtubeuser206 every country is invented
@youtubeuser206
@youtubeuser206 Жыл бұрын
@@moicestlapoussiere777 ya well ukraine was only invented 30 years ago. since kiev has spent the last 8 years attempting to genocide its russian speaking citizens, the Russian Federation had every right to enter to protect them.
@youtubeuser206
@youtubeuser206 Жыл бұрын
@@moicestlapoussiere777 Do you also advocate for USA military to end its illegal occupation of Syria? and their ongoing theft of Syrias oil which is up to 100 billion dollars worth? Do you advocate for Israel to end its illegal occupation of Palestinian land?
@puzzlepuddles6712
@puzzlepuddles6712 6 ай бұрын
when i had to choose between spanish and german, i don't know what it was but i just found german and german culture a lot more enticing and pretty to learn
@ivarkich1543
@ivarkich1543 Ай бұрын
Definitely Russian. I'm Latvian translator. I know Russian as my second language. But, it's the cheepest language in Latvia, since it is widely known in Latvia. The most profitable language for me is Spanish. Translations from Spanish cost three time more than from Russian, and two times more than from English. Spanish ir pretty easy to learn, and little number of Latvians know it, so I have lots of well paid jobs with almost no competition. Therefore, I don''t show Russian in my CV's anymore.
@jaspersteinz9801
@jaspersteinz9801 Жыл бұрын
As a native Dutch speaker even I’ve got goosebumps when you gave the most chilling example of how to pronounce those G/CH! As we say in Dutch: Goed gesproken! 😂
@ahyarhartanto1802
@ahyarhartanto1802 Жыл бұрын
eh, some old people in indonesia still pronounce "g" as "ch", instead of teknologi, they pronounce it as tekhnolochi, I wonder where they come from, after reading your comment I think their pronounciation is influenced by dutch hehe
@thijswebbink9047
@thijswebbink9047 Жыл бұрын
Ja de g en ch zijn mooie klanken wij gebruiken gewoon een taal met harde duidelijke klanken en tonen 😅🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱
@jan-willemvankaathoven914
@jan-willemvankaathoven914 Жыл бұрын
Nu horen jullie van boven de rivieren eens een keertje van iemand anders dat die harde 'g' niet deugd.
@AudieHolland
@AudieHolland Жыл бұрын
Vergeet de unieke ui-klank niet.
@whitey7599
@whitey7599 2 жыл бұрын
I must agree. Since I started learning Brazilian Portuguese this year my Spanish has come along leaps and bounds. I wonder if learning Catalan would have the same effect.
@robertobahamondeandrade
@robertobahamondeandrade 2 жыл бұрын
Catalan or Occitan are the key to all Western Romance language. When you learn Catalan (or Occitan) you get a lot of knowledge of the rest, it is like a bridge between Iberian peninsule, France and Italy.
@annak7327
@annak7327 Жыл бұрын
@@robertobahamondeandrade ththtthhththtththththththth
@b2stparadise
@b2stparadise Жыл бұрын
I'm catalan and I can understand easily Portuguese, French and Italian so I guess yes. Our language is kinda a bridge between all this languages
@Gadottinho
@Gadottinho Жыл бұрын
@@robertobahamondeandrade between these two occitan is better, they have a ton of influence in Portuguese...
@PLATONU
@PLATONU Жыл бұрын
catalan is not a langueage .... is just spanish for dumbs
@buttercxre
@buttercxre Күн бұрын
As a native born dane, holy shit this satire is amazing! you could've said that in the most serious tone and i still would've known it was satire!! genius!!
@rogerclemens9202
@rogerclemens9202 12 күн бұрын
I honestly thought this list would include Hmong or Basque, but I'm so much happier I was wrong 😂
@bingy5537
@bingy5537 Жыл бұрын
This mans sarcasm is so tightly bound he got me wondering if american is actually a language
@rocyrino
@rocyrino Жыл бұрын
I lost it when he said Danish was the most beautiful language. There’s trolling and there’s saying Swedish and Norwegian are beneath Danish. Hadn’t laughed like this in a while. Thanks man
@lunevoleur8912
@lunevoleur8912 Жыл бұрын
Danish be like: GGGGCHSHHCHHGCHGH
@dud8738
@dud8738 Жыл бұрын
Danish is Gigachad language, but swedish and Norwegian is ultra beta male language
@mathiaspsyko
@mathiaspsyko Жыл бұрын
@@dud8738 this is a true statement and i support it.
@GhttoD
@GhttoD Жыл бұрын
I'm telling all of u. This foolz a comedian uHauahauaha
@natalia_92837
@natalia_92837 Жыл бұрын
Same
@swandymukrainian
@swandymukrainian 4 ай бұрын
BRO SPEAKS FACTS AT THE 3RD ONE AHAHAHAHHAHAH💀💀🙏🙏
@bimaltwayana2058
@bimaltwayana2058 5 ай бұрын
how many languages could you communicate with?
@user-cy2he2nz5g
@user-cy2he2nz5g 2 жыл бұрын
I’m Japanese and I speak French. I’m learning Swedish and Russian😂😂 I was to learn how to get a British accent🤣 Je faisais juste ce qui m’intéressait😂
@keytokwangya
@keytokwangya 2 жыл бұрын
Good luck with Swedish! Lycka till
@user-cy2he2nz5g
@user-cy2he2nz5g 2 жыл бұрын
@@keytokwangya Tack så mycket!
@MissTasseled
@MissTasseled 2 жыл бұрын
Lol I speak English and Russian, while studying French, Japanese, and Swedish. I hope we reach our goals, friend.
@user-cy2he2nz5g
@user-cy2he2nz5g 2 жыл бұрын
@@MissTasseled What a coincidence!
@RanmaruRei
@RanmaruRei 2 жыл бұрын
Не учите русский. Реально ж бесполезный язык.
@dogeetos
@dogeetos 2 жыл бұрын
I am brazilian and I recommend learning Angola Portuguese, assim você vai impressionar todo muoindo
@luiseliment35299
@luiseliment35299 2 жыл бұрын
Hable bien xD
@MohammedAhmed-py4rk
@MohammedAhmed-py4rk 2 жыл бұрын
Why?
@claudiotavares9580
@claudiotavares9580 2 жыл бұрын
@@MohammedAhmed-py4rk Because it's based
@cainagnascimento
@cainagnascimento 2 жыл бұрын
É muaismo
@Cr7Micto
@Cr7Micto 2 жыл бұрын
@@MohammedAhmed-py4rk bicause it as laike an african spiaking amiurican but in brazuilian
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