American Explains: How to Learn Russian in 5 Minutes

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@nationalisst 2 ай бұрын

Wow it actually worked holy shit

@DungeonNumber5 2 ай бұрын

Nu tipa zdravstvuitye

@Kultus1337 2 ай бұрын

biznes ledi

@honeyman6006 2 ай бұрын

blya nuuuu

@Xandr_Nekomata 2 ай бұрын

Idi Nahuj

@KindPeople-ey3kb 2 ай бұрын

Zdsvstvyite dryg

@matvejv4684 2 ай бұрын

For people not from Russia. WARNING: IF YOU TRY TO LEARN RUSSIAN FROM COUNTER STRIKE YOU CAN ACCIDENTALLY LEARN POLISH, SERBIAN, UKRAINIAN OR SOME OTHER SLAVIC LANGUAGE INSTEAD OF RUSSIAN

@nezovemsetruth69 2 ай бұрын

They aren't dangerous, but if you accidentally say Croatian dialect for example: kruh instead of Hleb like in Serbian dialect then pray for life because Luka modrič will come to your house and you'll turn into a soccer ball

@ImPedofinderGeneral 2 ай бұрын

you can easily tell Poles from Russians: say pshekpshek per-dole (hello beautiful friend) in Polish. If you'll hear agressive hissing noises it were Poles

@craftah 2 ай бұрын

its pretty easy to tell the difference. for example if you hear "blya" every 2 word that's russian

@bequiet3944 2 ай бұрын

@@ImPedofinderGeneralhow bold of you to assume that we can pronounce this...

@an0nycat 2 ай бұрын

Inter Slavic language! 🤩🤩

@finskiysniper 2 ай бұрын

Посмотрел 2 раза и забыл русский

@von.changfeng 2 ай бұрын

бизнес леди?

@von.changfeng 2 ай бұрын

ну в принципе, скажем

@StrangeMold 2 ай бұрын

тостер

@goblinslayer2891 2 ай бұрын

блин

@mrlostons 2 ай бұрын

Nu blin

@user-gj4mu7uw5r 2 ай бұрын

As a Russian speaker, I can confirm that I use "toaster" and "business lady" as filler words

@user-tf7dw9fx3r Ай бұрын

Не такой как все

@klokuork Ай бұрын

nuu vobshem tipa da...

@RobertJeilish Ай бұрын

Really? I am seriously trying to learn Russian. Can I get more tips?

@peaceandlove3225 Ай бұрын

@@RobertJeilish no, it's joke

@L4evsk Ай бұрын

It took me a while before I understood what "business lady" is a euphemism for...

@traktor1353 2 ай бұрын

i've laughed to tears at Достоwasteoftimesky, спасибо за существование, лангуаге симп

@HexaYoProfessionalHater 2 ай бұрын

Instructions unclear,now I speak fluently French

@cirst9395 2 ай бұрын

as a russian speaker i forgot how to speak russian

@abarette_ 2 ай бұрын

as a french speaker i forgot how to speak french

@legueu 2 ай бұрын

Pourquoi t'es-tu encore trompé? C'est la troisième fois cette semaine!

@Yoyoadventure 2 ай бұрын

Oui oui baguette

@LocalClownOnEarth 2 ай бұрын

maintenant quoi

@behappu 2 ай бұрын

Бля, ну впринципе...вообщем да. Бизнес леди, тостер!

@user-jy3lj4dw7o 2 ай бұрын

Ну бля кароче впринципе дааааааа.... Тостер?ну здравствуйте

@Nopendos 2 ай бұрын

@@user-jy3lj4dw7o Ссср водка медведь?

@communisthitler666 2 ай бұрын

@@Nopendos хардбасс водка путин путин Жопа привет

@Senin_Ilya 2 ай бұрын

@@Nopendos балалайка ☝

@eblanchik8231 2 ай бұрын

Тостер впринципе

@Archorier 2 ай бұрын

4:16 there’s 7 words, the last one is «короче» (koroche) when Russians trying to explain something that take a lot of time to explain, they use this word and starting explain it even longer than it can be without this word

@FondeFaood Ай бұрын

"Кароче” is the word parasite, so don’t be surprised if a person uses this word to explain, the explanation itself turns out to be longer than without it.

@morianuxi 17 күн бұрын

"короче" can be translated as "long story short" or something like this

@SempaI.. 15 күн бұрын

ты имеешь ввиду In brief

@piterandreev45 8 күн бұрын

Ситуации две когда используют короче/или короче говоря, это когда хотят быстро проскочить текущую тему не объясняя причин, второй вариант описали вы

@bubsy3861 6 сағат бұрын

@@FondeFaood "Короче ты несёшь херню" for example means than person that say it not in mood to explain to you why he think you are an idiot. It may feels like a parasite word but it's not... At least in most cases.

@dimanamoto 2 ай бұрын

"Ы" doesn't make "eeeeee" sound, it makes "Ы" sound

@xveleven Күн бұрын

it makes the /ɨ/ sound

@JeBroNya Күн бұрын

Ы can`t be more or less than Ы

@taelilmari2036 9 сағат бұрын

а как им этот звук объяснить? всё равно что написать ъ пытаться его выговорить, только объяснить

@Stormidze Сағат бұрын

@@taelilmari2036 я где-то видел лучшее объяснение "Ы - звучит как будто вас ударили в живот"

@user-oh8dv1vb6z 2 ай бұрын

С "один глаз на вас, другой на Кавказ" проорал так, что всю семью разбудил. Это было очень хорошо, языковой простофиля, жму руку 🤝

@KP6.. 2 ай бұрын

я тоже хахахах пословица топ

@FrozenMermaid666 2 ай бұрын

I know the Cyrillic alphabet, yet I still cannot process the letters fast - languages with alphabets that are harder than the Latin alphabet are so complicated and Russian is a category 5 language tho it’s way easier than Chinese languages and Japanese which are category 10 with impossible characters and tones! Irish and Scottish Gaelic are the hardest languages I am learning, and they are both category 3 languages, so they are a bit harder than Hungarian and Latvian and Finnish which are category 2, especially the spelling is very complicated - I’ve been learning Gaelic all day today with Icelandic subs as I have a pretty good level in Icelandic that’s very close to advanced level! I highly recommend learning the prettiest and easiest languages ever Icelandic / Norse / Dutch / English / Norwegian / Gothic / Faroese / Danish / Welsh / Breton / Cornish / Manx / Forn Svenska as they are way too pretty not to know, and Irish and Scottish Gaelic are also super gorgeous tho they are pretty complex, and Slovene is the easiest and prettiest Slavic language, so I highly recommend learning it as well, and Latvian and Hungarian and Latin and Galician and Occitan are also very pretty and easy, so they are all great options - I am upper intermediate level in Icelandic and Norse and German and advanced level in Norwegian and upper advanced level in Dutch and mid intermediate level in Welsh / Swedish / Portuguese / French / Italian and writer level in English and native speaker level in Spanish!

@sgtjonzo 2 ай бұрын

@@FrozenMermaid666cyrillic is easier than roman letters in english for me tbh through though drought trough brought the "ough" makes 5 different sounds

@FrozenMermaid666 2 ай бұрын

Nope, English is the easiest language ever and the easiest to use and type on any device and the Latin alphabet is the easiest alphabet ever! If one learns every English word automatically with its spelling and pronunciation, one will be able to type each word automatically, just like I am typing all the English words, and it only feels difficult if one doesn’t know the words automatically yet and isn’t native speaker level or at least advanced level yet and if one isn’t learning the words properly with their pronunciation and spelling and if one isn’t revising them enough! That’s why I highly recommend actively revising each word at least thirty times over a longer period of time to learn each word automatically as well as seeing the words many times inactively by watching every video with subs in the target languages, and, using the language or languages a lot nay typing the words and all sorts of sentences a lot every day or regularly, to fully develop an automatic mode in the new language or languages! Like, I have a fully developed English mode! So, I type every word automatically without even having to think about it and I have no difficulty saying or typing or differentiating between though and thru or through and thorough and trough and rough and cough and bough and brought and drought and draught and ought etc!

@sgtjonzo 2 ай бұрын

@@FrozenMermaid666 I'm a native english speaker, english is the easiest to YOU, but it's hardly the easiest language ever Russian and basically every other language out there only feels difficult if you don't know the words automatically, that's just called not knowing the language enough

@werlz62816 2 ай бұрын

I am Russian, so I'm fluent in the Russian language. But after this video I became so fluent that even my russian friends don't understand me

@artillepsy3172 2 ай бұрын

Toster vobshem? Nu tipaaa

@isaacclarke5494 2 ай бұрын

@@artillepsy3172business lady?

@Kaia_Industrial_Complex 2 ай бұрын

@@artillepsy3172 бизнес-леди (biznes ledi)

@comrade6499 2 ай бұрын

Ладно

@N1kola1_ Ай бұрын

Relatable 🔥🔥

@youtubestolenmyname 2 ай бұрын

as a Russian, I confirm that this is a real recipe for borscht

@stormmix7858 10 күн бұрын

только вместо травы надо было добавить желейных червячков зеленых, тогда не отличить от оригинала

@magpiestudent9357 Ай бұрын

I once tried to learn Russian. The only things I learned to say were, 'good,' 'thank you' and 'I speak Russian,' which is ironic because I really don't.

@neko2718_ Ай бұрын

You can say: "Ya nye gavaryu pa ruski" instead

@NatureHater 12 сағат бұрын

Русский язык крайне простой Просто запомни слова "да", "нет", "возможно", "понял", "ага", "вечер в хату", "сделаю" и пяток матов, потом формы склонени, и спряжения, несколько глаголов, падежи, ответ на вопрос "вилкой в глаз или в жопу раз" и фразы "Цой жив!" и "Панки хой!" Для минимального общения хватит

@Capitandirt_ 2 ай бұрын

4:41 another important words in Russian. “Tak”, “scha”, “blin”, “suka”, “koroche”

@diesesphil 2 ай бұрын

poka

@David280GG 2 ай бұрын

☝🤓 koroče* šča*

@diesesphil 2 ай бұрын

@@David280GG ići u rat

@neko2718_ 2 ай бұрын

*karoche

@David280GG 2 ай бұрын

@@neko2718_ *karoče *

@unlomtrash 2 ай бұрын

Я почти умер когда он готовил американский борщ 💀

@imperialofficer6185 Ай бұрын

бля нууу... типа даа

@user-ld7mz6lf7u Ай бұрын

@@imperialofficer6185 бизнес-леди, тостер типа

@PAINNN666 Ай бұрын

Ну если траву не добавлять будет даже вкусно хоть и приторно

@pieshock5827 Ай бұрын

@@user-ld7mz6lf7u достопримечательность гей дравствуйте

@knyaz787 Ай бұрын

Согл

@CamamberaGD 2 ай бұрын

English: hi, hello, hey, yo, heyo. Russian: привет, прив, здарова, здравствуйте, здраст, приветству. Думаю это далеко не всë...

@kanylllka 2 ай бұрын

Казахский: Дарова сайпал

@radopiemo 2 ай бұрын

пр дратути датути здравствуй дарова ку приветик приветики-пистолетики приветули здравия желаю вечер в хату позвольте поприветствовать. а ещё куча переделанных заимствований по типу салам хаюшки

@Sortsylic Ай бұрын

@@radopiemo сап, сяп

@RockAndStone445 Ай бұрын

«дароути» вообще-то. как ты мог забыть???

@Vientofuerza 26 күн бұрын

@@kanylllkaдарова кутакбас ❤

@WrittingOnTheWall 2 ай бұрын

Yesterday I was speaking to a young Russian dude through an app and he started doing backflips and self-combusting after hearing my level after 5 months... So it's not impossible, it just takes daily f*** work and MOST OF ALL following all the advice mentioned in this video 😁

@petercui5464 2 ай бұрын

Я китаец. Два раза смотрел это видео, я уже говорю по-русски. Ну, типа, в принципе..

@neko2718_ 2 ай бұрын

Партия гордится тобой

@MautozTech 2 ай бұрын

Тостер бизнеслэди

@petercui5464 2 ай бұрын

@@neko2718_ молодец! плюс 100 социальных кредитов

@human_70 2 ай бұрын

+100 social кредитов, партия дарует вам чашку риса с курицей и кошку-жену.

@petercui5464 2 ай бұрын

@@neko2718_ молодец! + 100 социальных кредитов

@Strelokman 2 ай бұрын

Прогрессируешь, Симп. Уже почти выучил букву «ы». Уже почти слышится -уй

@YyY-gi6xs 2 ай бұрын

😅😅😅😂😂😂

@Gleb-ht6yv 2 ай бұрын

он выдавил ы примерно на 24%

@RoadVZeon 2 ай бұрын

@@Gleb-ht6yv все думал как он читает слог ХЫ

@Mad_Shrimp 2 ай бұрын

Осталась Х

@monxxie 2 ай бұрын

Ему сто раз написали в ролике про Дору, где было правильно. Пока чето не вышло все еще, в принципе пиздец бля. Типа.

@vsem88 2 ай бұрын

АХАХАХАХАХАХАХА, Я УМЕР С "один глаз на вас, другой на кавказ"

@user-ws6rt2il4m 2 ай бұрын

Vprintsipye - самое важное. Им можно на любой вопрос отвечать. Просто с разной интонацией 👌🏻

@khalxd-Aurus 2 ай бұрын

Дора: bro , I'm here, you can stop 🥲 Симп: Спасибо большое 🙏 🇺🇸 🤝 🇷🇺 Дора: 🫂

@khalxd-Aurus 2 ай бұрын

Мр Симп, это правда ?

@Trilingual-yw9br 2 ай бұрын

@@khalxd-Aurusyes He was doing a stream where he would say ы for 24 hours continuous unless Дора tells him to stop So she did in the second hour

@pawlo_sanycz 2 ай бұрын

Ohhh, such a cute story

@user-bv6dv6jd4f 2 ай бұрын

Да, это на стриме было

@manuuu..- 2 ай бұрын

‘you are what you eat, so in order to think like a russian, you need to eat a russian.’

@bananenmusli2769 2 ай бұрын

No, that only applies to Tok Pisin

@iamapokerface8992 2 ай бұрын

cringe

@user-es4mu3mh2q 2 ай бұрын

Не кринж, вполне рабочая схема

@FrozenMermaid666 2 ай бұрын

Pfff, what ns, real db op, edit out the misused food term eat, it’s beyond disrespectful to food, eat doesn’t belong in the same sentence with any word that isn’t a fruit or a vegetable!

@FrozenMermaid666 2 ай бұрын

Pfff, what ns!

@theswitgamer.-106 2 ай бұрын

Borscht can be different Ukrainian borsch, Russian borsch, Polish borsch, etc. The funny thing is that the recipe is slightly different from each other. Ukrainians seem to always make borscht with sour cream, Russians are more spicy, but I don’t know about Polish ones, I just heard that there is Polish borscht.

@user-wu2bo6ou7s Ай бұрын

Как русский живущий в Сибири заявляю , что разници в борщах нет , мы так же едим его со сметаной и салос с чесноком , я бы не давал борщу украинские корни , так как мы досихпор нехрена не можем определиться от куда он

@theswitgamer.-106 Ай бұрын

Можно сказать так, чтоб никому обидно не было: борщ - славянский, так можно и не спорить :)

@ChillMishka 28 күн бұрын

The thing is, there is no difference in borsch between countries, but there can be a huge differences in recipe between families. Even between mother and grandmother in a single family. It's just about small changes in recipe, sometimes not that small. You can taste infinite amount of different borsch in Ukraine, or Russia, or Belarus, etc.

@theswitgamer.-106 28 күн бұрын

Yes

@user-st1ry2cd9s 6 күн бұрын

I agree with the comments above - there is one generic borch recipe. The difference is in what you use as a filler. Ukranians use salo (bacon i guess?) and garlic, as far as i know, Belorussian use pompushki (a small round bread), we, Russian use sour cream and some herbs. The fillers are based on what each region is rich for.

@Ogonik_ 2 ай бұрын

Как человек, который родился и вырос в Санкт-Петербурге, могу сказать, что таким способом даже мы, обычные русские люди, не сможем отличить вас от носителей. Огромное спасибо за такой прекрасный туториал!

@rednoi3e 16 күн бұрын

Friendly reminder for English native speakers! Russian = sarcasm

@m.i.g.2023 2 ай бұрын

Number 1 Russian learning tip: words do not matter, only intonations do

@AffixedEvil 2 ай бұрын

Well, I think this rule applies for every other language (if you can pronounce the words audibly at least) :D

@KanaevM 2 ай бұрын

Твоё "goodbye" всегда дарит улыбку.

@shredderx9813 2 ай бұрын

i knew it 😂

@craftah 2 ай бұрын

yea its funny

@Jorick_73 2 ай бұрын

в этот момент понимаешь всю нелепость деления слов и выражений на цензурные и нецензурные. Такая милота )))

@SpeakRussian.Transformer Ай бұрын

you got it right, learning Russian should be and can be fun. got inspired by you and will throw in a few episodes, hope it will crack a few smiles ; ]

@devils7927 2 ай бұрын

Вынесло на моменте с кс 😂😂😂 Сначала подумала это реальная запись

@Vegas-dw7te 2 ай бұрын

3:45 "Я люблю тЫ" Finally, after all these years the Ы sound reached its perfection. Dear Language Simp you have become the true Russian officially! Прими уверение, уважаемый, я рад за тебя!

@katakana1 2 ай бұрын

No more *УИ* ...

@run.forest.run. 2 ай бұрын

Я рад за ты

@run.forest.run. 2 ай бұрын

Я рад за ты

@callmeniac 2 ай бұрын

Not even close, if you ask me. No not-russian can ever pronounce "Ы" right

@A-fo4sc 2 ай бұрын

@@callmeniac That's why no one asked you :)

@f15mikey 2 ай бұрын

The достопримечательности joke was so good. Everyone who has ever learned Russian as a second language shares the experience where we first see this word and think “Oh my god, what have I gotten myself into”.

@ruslantube Ай бұрын

Your “Vsem idi na hui” is so motivational and lovely ❤

@ervaburak 2 ай бұрын

Ржу, не могу😂😂😂😂 Спасибо, ты всегда поднимаешь настроение🥰

@zhenya17 2 ай бұрын

Пацаны, это просто офигенно! Врубил видос на повтор на ночь и очнулся уже посреди Сибири. Чувствую себя Р У С С К И М...

@TuaRed 2 ай бұрын

Я РУССКИЙ, Я ИДУ ДО КОНЦА!

@DM-ul5yc 2 ай бұрын

Поел борщ, с капусткой, но не красный

@pawlo_sanycz 2 ай бұрын

@@DM-ul5yc «белый борщ» называется 🤓

@user-vl4zv5mf6b 2 ай бұрын

ты чего поел бы борща, проснулся бы украинцем

@TuaRed 2 ай бұрын

@@user-vl4zv5mf6b поел картошки и стал Белорусом))))))

@nettlecarrier8259 Ай бұрын

As a matter of fact a recommendation from NFKRZ is more like a label of shame than a sign of approval.

@persona509 Ай бұрын

NFKRZ and Language Simp collab?? Actually the only two youtubers i watch. Epic

@bottlerofgames 2 ай бұрын

As a russian, i approve of this video.

@von.changfeng 2 ай бұрын

yeah, it's flawless

@abcxyz12e 2 ай бұрын

бля, ну типа в общем, гей бизнес леди тостер

@bottlerofgames 2 ай бұрын

@@abcxyz12e Да, да, я понимаю.

@user-ip6yy7kn1o 2 ай бұрын

Дааааа@@abcxyz12e

@grinsekatzedecheshire7754 2 ай бұрын

кроме борща

@GignacPL 2 ай бұрын

2:43 We have a similar saying in Poland: Jedno oko na Maroko, drugie na Kaukaz, which roughly translates to "One eye on Morocco, the other on the Caucasus". I think this is funny, how Slavic languages are similar in the most unexpected aspects.

@georgiykireev9678 2 ай бұрын

I like how you guys still used the Caucasus, even though it doesn't rhyme

@pawlo_sanycz 2 ай бұрын

Bracia Słowianie 🇵🇱❤️🇷🇺

@craftah 2 ай бұрын

jedno oko na divoko

@GignacPL 2 ай бұрын

@@georgiykireev9678 It doesn't that's true, but Oko and Maroko does.

@renecro1007 2 ай бұрын

Oh thanks! I am learning Polish

@halyna_subliminals 2 ай бұрын

As a russian learner, I can consider that I am now fluent as I know how to write and say out loud "здравствуйте" without any mistake now thanks to you! As this word is really complicated, it means that I can speak russian fluently from now! This video really does work 👍🏻

@valtty143 Ай бұрын

hi! i’m native russian speaker, so i suggest that i help you with learning russian, and you can help me with english)

@lexy5490 2 ай бұрын

Это просто гениально. Самое страшное, что слыша одновременно и русский и английский, я в один момент просто перестал понимать что здесь вообще происходит. Кстати у тебя хорошее произношение)

@Riffle_Shuffle 2 ай бұрын

Один глаз на вас, другой на Кавказ

@TheCubingChronicles 2 ай бұрын

thank you I just purchased the country of kazakhstan using this video

@maratuly_a 2 ай бұрын

Biznes ledy

@mishahoidenko8272 15 күн бұрын

@@maratuly_a Тостер(toster)

@user-wb9ri8up6m 2 ай бұрын

Лучший урок по изучению моего родного языка, действительно действенные советы😂

@shadowboy-_- 2 ай бұрын

I freaking exploded when the CS GO match started. Top tier video

@razeinmirzaomar277 2 ай бұрын

Pro Tip - Learn how to say "don't kick me" in Russian whenever you want to play CSGO for immersion, atleast you play a round or two(if you're lucky) before getting kicked😊

@pinkcat7530 2 ай бұрын

Bro the russians are usually shit at the game, and if you play with a friend getting kicken is impossible due to how the system works

@TheBLACKDAYxD 2 ай бұрын

💀💀💀💀

@craftah 2 ай бұрын

i shit you not i got kicked many times by russians just because im not russian

@yourneighbourr 2 ай бұрын

in Russian that would be "не кикайте!"

@miraclegigachad 2 ай бұрын

@@yourneighbourr ne kikaite

@smyaeer6746 2 ай бұрын

Ну, типа, да

@goblinslayer2891 2 ай бұрын

бизнес леди

@goblinslayer2891 2 ай бұрын

в принципе

@smyaeer6746 2 ай бұрын

@@goblinslayer2891 типа да

@69DESICK69 2 ай бұрын

нуууууу@@smyaeer6746

@yrohi9253 2 ай бұрын

Тостер

@RiS2507 2 ай бұрын

Это просто невероятно! Один глаз на вас, другой на Кавказ (уже кричала в голос, но про себя, ведь я на работе). С игры в кс просто порвало от смеха 😂😂😂 ❤❤❤

@asya_skating Ай бұрын

я учу английский и твой видео - самое лучшее аудирование ахаха. мне кажется, что в целом английский подтянулся из-за того, что я просто смотрю твой контент поэтому жду видео 🦫 тостер

@Sydney_Max 2 ай бұрын

In case you don't understand the joke "speak russian like a native speaker from Kazakhstan" - in the northern regions of this country everyone speaks russian and for many kazakhs there it's their first language. They indeed speak fluent

@eldanzhangirov2185 2 ай бұрын

not only from northern regions man, its second official language in kazakhstan, i would say that up to 80-85% of kazakhstan’s population speaks russian fluently and almost 95% can at least understand it

@rakhatthenut3815 2 ай бұрын

Bruh, everyone speaks russian in Kazakhstan, but not everyone speaks kazakh here. Weird, huh

@Ivan_Arakcheev Ай бұрын

Но казахи говорят по-русски очень самобытно, особенно наши маты получаются классно)) Слово "заебал" в качестве приветствия - это вообще нечто))

@keonliller_2287 Ай бұрын

true, i have 2 friends from kazakhstan and none of them can speak kazakh

@TheRifild Ай бұрын

@@rakhatthenut3815 true my childhood friend immigrated from Kazakhstan and spoke perfect Russian without any accent at the age of 8-9

@rationaleks 2 ай бұрын

Достоwasteoftimesky made me press that like button. It echoed too well with my schooltime resentment towards all of his novels except for C&P.

@sergeyzelener Ай бұрын

Ага, тоже орнул. Это самый тяжёлый писатель из школьной программы. Даже Толстой проще, то просто графоман, там можно без потери сути пол книги пролистать. Но самое главное смысл! Его нет я хер его знает че там весь запад тащится именно с Толстого и Достоевского. Вот Раскольников угандошил бабку обухом топора - символично!!! Острием он убил в себе все человеческое. Ну что за бред! Он же просто за деньгами шел, он же не мясник, разделывать бабку не собирался... вроде... хотя дело в Петербурге было... хмммм... надо перечитать....

@nikvil3853 2 ай бұрын

initially borscht was only a Russian dish

@VaryCover 2 ай бұрын

AHAHHA the ending of the video is literally my mood, this is genius

@konnipofe 2 ай бұрын

I am american and Idon' t have 5 minutes. It seems I am starting to speak russian. Спасибо тебе большое, брат. Твоя методика реально работает. 😮 Я вообще не знал языка в начале просмотра и теперь я говорю свободно по-русски!

@neko2718_ 2 ай бұрын

As Russian, I can подтвердить, что твой русский на уровне носителя

@hopeyouhavinganiceday 2 ай бұрын

why need to learn nazi ruzzian language

@deadbread8446 2 ай бұрын

На самом деле у тебя довольно посредственный русский, ещё работать и работать

@AffixedEvil 2 ай бұрын

American с маленькой буквы написал. Тебя раскрыли, русский шпион, сдавайся)

@neko2718_ 2 ай бұрын

@@deadbread8446 Stop showing off. That comment is absolutely correct, it's literally native speaker level translation

@user-ip6yy7kn1o 2 ай бұрын

As a russian, I guess this video will be really useful for me

@Yoyoadventure 2 ай бұрын

Was it ?

@user-ip6yy7kn1o 2 ай бұрын

@@Yoyoadventure definitely blya

@l.u._is_lost2848 2 ай бұрын

@@Yoyoadventure Тостер

@libra592 Ай бұрын

as someone from the middle east, look at a rusian native's comment with a genshin pfp makes my brain undergoes the transition to a unicellular AI module....

@Yoyoadventure Ай бұрын

@@libra592 wow

@user-si1ns3zn5c 2 ай бұрын

You’re the man!

@sergeipolozov4617 17 сағат бұрын

That is a hilarious piece of master art! I laughed out loud like throughout the whole video. And I finally understood how poor my native speaker skills were compared to the ultimate alpha male like this XDDD

@o_s-24 2 ай бұрын

1:47 every Russian and Ukrainian: dies inside

@pawlo_sanycz 2 ай бұрын

Nu eto pizdets kakoy-to prosto

@an0nycat 2 ай бұрын

😱😱

@neko2718_ 2 ай бұрын

@@pawlo_sanycz Agreed

@user-vl4zv5mf6b 2 ай бұрын

as a Ukrainian, I agree with that

@1DE101 2 ай бұрын

as a Russian, I agree with that

@legueu 2 ай бұрын

Now that I've watched this video 2 times, I'm a fluent Russian Speaker.

@spgmanticgaga3420 2 ай бұрын

You watch it twice to гтдукт ше

@helloJude141 2 ай бұрын

Watch it 3rice and youll turn into a bear

@keltonleung3916 2 ай бұрын

You didn’t because you commented one minute after the video posted and the video is six minutes long

@nwefie_ 2 ай бұрын

impossible... at the latest time you could've posted this comment, the video would've only been 5 minutes old.

@legueu 2 ай бұрын

@@keltonleung3916 That's the joke...

@D1amondboyyt 2 ай бұрын

The borscht is wild tho

@bubsy3861 7 сағат бұрын

Благодаря этому видео я выучил русский, польский и кажется белорусский. Спасибо товарищь водка в ваш дом.

@entermensch 2 ай бұрын

один на вас другой на кавказ а он реально хорош

@bazhumai 2 ай бұрын

Ну ты и бизнес леди, Тостер

@user-jw6gm5ip5x 2 ай бұрын

You are the best business lady !

@chanshichabwe7256 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂 I love the last tip so much

@Riffle_Shuffle 2 ай бұрын

На 7 шаге должно быть ещё 7 слово - "короче"

@axeluri 2 ай бұрын

unironically this type of videos actually help people on their first steps, because of how cool and interesting a language can be. Thanks Language Lord!

@tea_is_ready 2 ай бұрын

luv this dude

@VarVarJeg 2 ай бұрын

This will come in handy for CS!

@donnakerins5368 2 ай бұрын

I am now fluent in Russian,thank you LanguageSimp! 🇺🇿 🇺🇿

@Toxictaslimno.1-zj9eo 2 ай бұрын

Can you read Arabic Alphabet (i mean in which script uzbek lanuguase is written? I heard it is in Arabic script

@lmantichora3785 2 ай бұрын

@@Toxictaslimno.1-zj9eono, it uses common Latin alphabet

@KennyMShow 2 ай бұрын

Language Shrimp 🦐

@AB-er8yx 2 ай бұрын

@@Toxictaslimno.1-zj9eo it is eithet Cyrillic or Latin, nowadays mainly Latin

@astaroth4807 2 ай бұрын

нууу ээээ хороший видео. бизнес леди

@awesomeballs7839 2 ай бұрын

тостер, типа ну вообщем

@julietm.5425 2 ай бұрын

Коллаборация с Романом была неожиданной и приятной)

@goldensch4440 2 ай бұрын

It's amazing, when I watched this video I forgot Russian and learned it again

@dinvie 2 ай бұрын

нууу эээ типа в общем и вприпципе спасибо, теперь я, благодаря просмотру данного видео несколько раз, говорю по русски свободно

@blissy_sama 2 ай бұрын

Ну, типа, да тостер

@20_let_nazad 2 ай бұрын

Бизнес тостер

@pawlo_sanycz 2 ай бұрын

2:36 наконец-то Языковой Симп правильно произнёс звук [ы]

@user-bi4eo3ys1f 2 ай бұрын

Он произнёс «Э». Но это ближе к «Ы», чем «уй».

@Fifasher2K 2 ай бұрын

По моему, это ор козла.

@user-bi4eo3ys1f 2 ай бұрын

@@Fifasher2K Тоже верно.

@pawlo_sanycz 2 ай бұрын

@@Fifasher2K ’merican goat

@callmeniac 2 ай бұрын

Не-а, я всё ещё недоволен

@benshakespeare268 2 ай бұрын

I had a feeling this was the way this video would go 😁

@hi.____. 2 ай бұрын

5:03 тот самый minecraft: "ну да, ну да, пошёл я лесом" (Yandex Translator: "Yeah, yeah, I went to the forest")

@user-mj9wn1in3p 2 ай бұрын

As a native russian speaker, I can say that the filler words were explained nice. Ну типа это правда, впринципе

@poseidon7136 2 ай бұрын

As a native speaker of russian I must admit that you forgot one extremely important filler word - kak by. And then if you add this one you will sound completely like a Russian. As the result we get this flow of speech - blin nuu kak by tipa vprintsipye ckazhem vobshem da blyat idi naxui

@faneeee3716 2 ай бұрын

Is it "как ву" or "как бу"? And what does it mean?

@Red_Skies 2 ай бұрын

Бизнес леди

@faneeee3716 2 ай бұрын

@@Red_Skies нет

@pawlo_sanycz 2 ай бұрын

@@faneeee3716 it is «kak bы». «Ы» like Language Simp pronounce it on 2:36. «kak bы» means «sort of» or «something like that» or «kinda», типа того

@faneeee3716 2 ай бұрын

@@pawlo_sanycz спосибо, я думал это сленг 😂

@vsev010d 2 ай бұрын

Давно так не смеялся. Большое спасибо!

@kubiklda1 Ай бұрын

I like how you pronounced toster in Russia. I want 10 hours version now

@P3ZzzZzz 2 ай бұрын

I highly advise starting with these words, as they are very commonly used throughout conversations! Щит (shield) Книга (book) Фарт (luck) Как? (How?) Факт (fact)

@craftah 2 ай бұрын

are you fighting in a war or smth if shield is used commonly in your opinion?

@user-hb8nl3ct1g 2 ай бұрын

@@craftah...yes, we are

@hell_flames5675 2 ай бұрын

@@craftah this russian words have very sussy pronunciation in English Shield- щит[shit] Book - книга [knigga] Luck - фарт [fart] Fact - факт [fuckt]

@mkdock 2 ай бұрын

@@hell_flames5675was 2 "g" nessesery?)

@theyellowunoreversecard3711 2 ай бұрын

@@hell_flames5675 How - как [cock]

@TwT6 2 ай бұрын

0:44 NO WAY AN EPIC CROSSOVER ITS HAPPENING Gigachad meets each other 💪

@legueu 2 ай бұрын

Shipping Roman and Language Simp is a fanfic goldmine.

@1_1__1_1 2 ай бұрын

Call a Russophobe to learn Russian 👏

@1_1__1_1 2 ай бұрын

Russophobe is not a gigachad

@aeluzarii 2 ай бұрын

@@1_1__1_1Russian russophobe?? You good??

@1_1__1_1 2 ай бұрын

@@aeluzarii he spreads anti-Russian propaganda, what else can he be called? Although I know how, you’re unlikely to understand)

@vohumanity Ай бұрын

🎉👌😶😂 Thank you for making my day today. I would like to see your teacher. 😂

@VladikPlay Ай бұрын

Thank you, i am as russian tryed this method. And I learned Polski and Turkiye languages

@_grigoryta 2 ай бұрын

4:23 Also: "koroche", "kak by", "vot", "chestno/grubo/myagko govorya", "naprimer" "dopustim". We call them "parasite-words" - "слова-паразиты"

@blobzipa 2 ай бұрын

oh god!!!! the NFKRZ collab is great!! i love you both!!! you two are the light on youtube!!

@user-uc6df2rq3y 2 ай бұрын

wtf, I didn't expect Roman to appear. Like!

@korablina8310 2 ай бұрын

I laughed at Достаprimechatelnosty way harder than I should've😂

@jolly6763 2 ай бұрын

I really love the beginning , плотный салам из Казахстана тебе

@Devon686 2 ай бұрын

Language Simp and NFKRZ was the collab I didn't know I needed

@nadikabap5990 2 ай бұрын

Duude, borscht is a traditional Slavic dish. This soup has nothing relate with any country. Don't mislead people!

@tchr9206 2 ай бұрын

Omg Brighton beach mentioned

@Ulteam8 2 ай бұрын

If you don't have Дегтярёва Пехотный 27, индекс ГАУ - 56-Р-321, калибра 7.62x54R, с дисковым магазином 1928 года выпуска in your closet-forget about it.

@APAXIC 2 ай бұрын

I am proud for participating in creating of this masterpiece

@user-bt1zb8qm8j 21 сағат бұрын

Show your laze eye for funny thumbnail was genius. And you actually joking about it in the video, i respect you for that). Btw, I am Russian native speaker, and i am interested, are you speaking in lower tone on Russian on purpose or not?