It's always those damn birds.

I call those the go-to-bed birds.

“Birdie-Birdie”

Yeah, I hate it too. You're trying to drink in peace, and the birds are all out there trying to wake the neighbors and narc you out.

Whoops! I thought that WAS what we we’re talking about!

Exactly. His timing and delivery make a subject that wouldn’t always fly or relate with everyone appeal to anyone somehow

No kidding I had an interviewer ask me to tell them a joke.\ Not dirty. Holler at me for the joke. lol. It's dumb.

OOF!

Even more now

mit bong

Has it been that long oh my

Maybe it`s because Keef hasn`t brushed his hair since 1967?

It's funny because it'[s true

If you’ve ever got sunburn on the roof of your mouth, time to slow down or stop 😂

Ouch ​@@manuel_winde

I drink to make me more interesting!

@@shillout7270 lol. that works on the first few glasses. after, i would say "interesting" becomes "pain in the ass", at least that's my case :)

Great show

I drank Windex punch at a Halloween party once. I wonder if it's the same thing minus the Everclear.

Did he pass any enlightened wisdom on to you?

When I was in the military there was a bar near our barracks. They had a blue drink and no one could ever remember what it was called so we just started calling it "Smurf Piss". It was blue curacao, crushed ice and some other wicked brews. My roommate and I passed out in the barracks stairwell ON THE STAIRS after a night of Smurf Piss.

That was Romulan Ale

Yeah, I know what you're talking about, it's essentially the blue version of the old college party standby, "Jungle Juice" (which is red), although the dry ice is a brilliant touch! I don't think that's what Larry was referring to, since they were still in a bar, in theory, but some bizarre, terrible, cheap, and strong pre-flavored liquor...like that 99 bananas/apples/etc type stuff...unless he was suggesting the bar was so crappy that they were just mixing random stuff together like a bunch of bros, lol

....you forgot it was a trailer park. "We should get some meth..."

Rod Kavanagh hahhaha

Waiting for him to go there but he didn’t lol

I always thought Trailer Park Level 6 was fucking a close relative.

Pretty sure that’s Stage 1.5

It’s like a short movie pitch

A scary thought, not wanting to drink at all, but I understand. Back in the sixties I watched "Days of Wine and Roses" and poured my 4 bottles of booze down the sink and didn't drink for about 3 months.

@@nemo227 not sure what that is but I'm gonna check it out.

@@Townes.VanZandt If you're referring to Days of Wine and Roses, I saw the movie version with Jack Lemon & Lee Remick. It was also presented on Playhouse 90 on TV (I think). I just now looked it up on the internet and watched about 20 minutes. It was a little unnerving for me to see and be reminded how people can be developing an unhealthy habit and be unaware.

I need a drink.

The unpleasant effects sneak up on you quick, and usually when you least expect them.

In 1969 I was stationed in NKP Thailand and we had a 6AM to 6PM schedule. The worst was 6PM to 6 AM when you had the one day a week off. We got of shift at 6AM and go straight to the NCO Club and drink until about Noon. Then we'd call it quits and leave. The instant we got outside, we'd be greeted with Ol' Big Red and we'd tur around and retreat to the comfortable darkness of the Club , where we would stay another six ours until night fall when we would be safe from Big Ol' Red.

t sam, dang, brother. That sounds like hell. Hahaha. I have been through a few of those deals myself, but not in Thailand, ha

@@Tsamokie good one --- I had a 7pm to 7am shift in new mexico mid 1980's. there was a bar nearby with no windows (just for us). So when I walked outside about noon ... I learned that you needed a small frame pair of sunglasses that would fit under the giant wrap -a- round sunglasses in order to see and drive home.

@@Tsamokie when you see that sun in the morn you thick oh fuck

TDale Martin I got a job at a blues bar, back in the first couple of years of the now more than half of my life living in the US. It was the perfect deal! Free drinks and cultural lessons! It was fantastic! I did it for 3 years and I miss it to this day. Anyway, it was in Atlanta and there were maybe two 24 hour spots in the city back then... early 2000’s, and the one we always went to was called Backstreet. A gay club that all the strippers, servers, bartenders and general degenerates met after 3:00 am when everything closed... it was fucking sweet! Good times! But that feeling when you walked outside and it was bright as fuck... what a buzz kill! Too old for this shit now, but I still see love pulling an all-nighter

This one is just genius...great story teller

Thank you for that. I had never seen the Victor Borge pronunciation one and just watched it. Excellent.

Awesome Funny Comedian🤣but a Terrible Husband😏

I thought those episodes coulda been better... his wife in the first episode was an absolutely awful actress .

Paul Stevens you saying that makes me feel old

The remote that had a cable or the remote that only worked if you were 4 feet away?

Whats a tracking button?

Was thinking the same thing! The word Tracking is now "Old English".

🤣 truth

meth is the same way. it does not GIVE you energy; it borrows from the upcoming days.

@@z-z-z-z "Speed is like a dozen transatlantic flights without ever getting off the plane. Time change. You lose, you gain. Makes no difference so long as you keep taking the pills. But sooner or later you've got to get out because it's crashing, and then all at once the frozen hours melt out through the nervous system and seep out the pores." - Marwood, Withnail & I

@@jmurphy5936 I'm too smashed right now to write anything good so I'll just say... "I feel like a pig has shat in my head".

I'm sorry - was happiness promised tomorrow? Twat.

@@andrews527 Being happy, just like being bitter, is a choice. I've been dealt a lot of shitty hands but I _choose_ to be happy anyway.

Well.... I yell out "Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor: Daaaammmnnnnn!!! No one has a sense of humor. Lol

he he - me too!

And then you pass out?

Sign of a mental illness! I live on the left coast, and can honestly say i will never go to Florida.

I use "And who's Ruby", same idea

Oh yeah that’s back when we could ...and DID stay up and drink all night with our friends getting all sorts of nasty tore up from the floor up. Wheeeww... makes me think of how many brain cells I must have killed in my undergrad years... 😳

I was 9 years old in 1990 and I remember the buster fight

I was in rehab...i missed the fight. I was 14

Congrats on your sobriety. Not an easy thing to beat an addiction, some poor people never do. Stay strong my friend.

Robert Blakemore TMI,but thanx for sharing...

MrDirtclodfight Why can’t someone say they’re an addict? Is he supposed to be ashamed of it?

Edward Chamberlin grow up nobody cares I'm in AA also who gives a shit

@@MrDirtclodfight tmi for sharing his afflictions but lemme tell you im in aa. your comment is the 6th stage of drinking lol

Seriously, he is awesome!! I have several of his comedy bits on my hard drive from 20+ years ago. He is a very funny guy!

my love songs yeah this guy has been in the background of TV shows and movies without any recognition unfortunately. Just watch the episode of Seinfeld where he was the door man lmao to this day, brilliant .

LMAO

Relatable

Amen and been there too. Shit, it's 1 a.m.

_"It's 1AM... but what day is it?!"_

@@0okamino I dk.

Let's keep looking. Maybe we can find someone who does know.

Hahaha niceeee

I was with my local coworkers in Tokyo on Friday night after we finished a training course at the factory. The second hostess bar we went to had only had a Chinese woman who didn't speak English, so they sent a Thai guy who did to me and I don't think they told him it was because of the English. When we emerged at quarter to six and the sun was up, we carried the senior engineer to a cab. We couldn't talk to the driver, but he knew where to take him.

EVZYL same here just a friend of mine put it on a cd for me years ago and I been wanting to hear it again.

You're welcome!

We went to Mexico.

Excality right

I'm sure he played the dad in 10 Things I Hate About You, his sarcasm was brutal "You can date when your sister dates and no one will date her. Oh, I like that! I should have thought of that sooner!"

This classic bit never gets old no matter how many times I watch it.

gamblour agreed

@ gamblour Agree, and maybe just the effect of just having watched Larry do 9 minutes, but I could hear his voice in my mind reading your comment! :)

It’s been a quarter century or so - about half a lifetime for me - and this performance really holds up. Love this!

Lance P. Same thing in the Air Force, except it’s time to head back to base.

5 am is when you start wondering if you relief is even alive.

Thank you for your service....You rock!!!! USA!!!

... and the Army. Gotta get to the mess before the bosses. Need that huge plate of free fry up, then sleep all day off, and get away with a day off shaving too. Start looking human again by the next day. And life goes on ... ;-)

But first you make a pitstop for some hair of the dog that bit you.

You're welcome!

@variedgrace 2 years later you reply. Hahaha.

Touche! Been there done that 😉 ✌ 🌹

Video... Tape...?

The dad from everything

No kids are watching this Lol

Seems like a stupid thing to be pissed about

ok granpa, lets get you to bed

John Reichle, so true. As the Mexicans say, Verdad.

The clerk knows even if you're just buying a bag of chips.

Like I ever gave a rat's ass....

And a bag of spicy chicarrones

Knew I recognized him from somewhere! Good call

I recognize him as the Dean of the college the Nutty professor (Eddy Murphy) works in.

@Angelotube5000 We don't talk about that.

I think he was originally going to play George

Wasn’t he in 8 simple Rules

Same here for the last five years (or maybe 28 years).. until this year.. totally sober and loving it (although I miss wobbly nights I certainly don't miss the hangovers)

@@championsoundrecords wobbly nights and gatherings with friends..I miss that

Same here, I've drank maybe ten times in the last 2 years but before that I was a Goddamned Heathen. When you can tell the story about that one time you were drunk for a solid week. I miss having a friend called 🍺 that always helped with bad days.

My much younger days.

Then we grew up

Mine too. I like "now the devil is bar tending" line and he shakes drinks and sets them on the bar!!!

There is a better life...

He is good in everything he does... Anyone remember him in Pretty Woman as the proprietor of a Clothing Boutique in Beverly Hills that kisses Richard Gere and Julia's asses while they were there

Big Mike That’s it! Thank you

Hilarious in Necessary Roughness too!! :P " I was strict, but fair" LOL

Yea, but he was never the same after the guinea pig thing.

Thats so funny....very clever😂

pantslizard one of Jerry Seinfelds good friends a long time ago if not still I don't know

People didn't get so easily offended at jokes back then. The world is losing its sense of humor.

Clearly watching the wrong comedians then if you don’t find any of them funny today

I know him from Law & Order. I also knew he was a comedian but never checked his videos until I see this one on my suggestions!

I think he was also "The Doorman" from a Seinfeld episode.

@@Cybrsk8r Yes he stepped out to get a beer.

He was also the dad to Julia stiles & Larisa oleynik in 10 things I hate about you (1999)

not even a VH-1 show

@@chrischar1969 : : isn't this HBO?

@@johnnyboycassidy749 Sunday Comics, Fox

what about pop up video? that shit was awesome

Yep! MTV, VH1, regular TV was wholesome, not the shit they propagate these days mos def

Nighttime guy is an absolute prick to daytime guy.

High Me: i'LL Do wHaT I wAnT! Sober Me: Damn him to Hell.

The only hope is that daytime guy loses his job and nighttime guy is too broke to go out. Classic Seinfeld bit

Or morning guy...

he was in movies too

five guys don't know ruby

23chrisfm What a coincidence! I was massaging your empty comment with my asshole when I stumbled over a beer bottle! Which is why I accidentally shit all over your comment. Sorry about that.

daer devvyl Level 4

I'm 19 and an full blown alcoholic thanks to living in a trailer park 😂😂 you're not wrong

@@sfm.viciousmane1374 Just in case you are serious about that- get some help. I was a full blown drug dumpster at 19. The best thing I ever did was find respect for myself and quit. That was thirty years ago.

Did you head straight to the bar when you left work that day? I would've. Or at least picked up a 12 pack on the way home. Deal with it tomorrow.

Aged 18 I came back from the pub at lunchtime whilst working at a meat factory/butchers, with the best excuse I could muster- that the police has been to the pub and refused to let anyone leave😂 As I was professing that I wasn’t actually drunk I fell over and pulled myself back up by gripping on to my managers trousers whilst laughing. (It was a shit job so I can laugh now)

I don’t mind goin to work lookin like Keith Richards, I’ll turn that around n make it work for me! LMAO!!!!

Shoot for the stars sir.

And this time I mean it.

Yeah but the stitches have to be fresh!

@@tolfan4438 They do.

Tofurkey

The Wednesday call out of work league.