Carson Can’t Keep Up with Rodney Dangerfield’s Non-Stop One-Liners (1974)

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Rodney Dangerfield delivered so many jokes that night, Carson had to break for commercials. Originally aired September 2, 1974 on the Tonight Show.
02:01 “When I was a kid, my old man didn't help me either. I asked my old man if I can go ice skating on the lake, he told me to wait 'till it gets warmer.”
07:27 “My wife's a cold person. Her side of the waterbed is frozen.”
09:07 “Doctors say when a man makes love to a woman, he burns up energy, he loses 150 calories. I made love to a girl once and lost even more. I lost 150 calories, my watch and my wallet.”
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@shawnboggs7797 2 жыл бұрын

Fav Rodney joke ever, “I tell ya, my sister-n-law is fat. Even her picture falls off the wall”

@g.davidlawrence8471 2 жыл бұрын

One of my favs... "Girl called me up and told me to come over. Nobody's home. I went over, and nobody was home."

@amywc5309 2 жыл бұрын

My favorite is still, Got in a cab and told the driver to take me where the action is. He drove me to my house.

@catfrog79 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@janeflip1 2 жыл бұрын

My favorite: “The first time I had sex, I was scared to death! I was all alone!” Still cracks me up!

@g.davidlawrence8471 2 жыл бұрын

@@janeflip1 Now, it's "Got over to my place, she took her mask off, and I was horrified"... Rodney would love this shit...

@dncarac 2 жыл бұрын

My favorite Dangerfield joke: "Doc, every morning, I get up, look in the mirror and throw up. What's wrong with me?" "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."

@JamesBond-xh7ee 2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha fuck I've never heard that one that is so good.

@dncarac 2 жыл бұрын

@@JamesBond-xh7ee He was a genius (or his writers were)

@markjensen127 2 жыл бұрын

That is perfect 🤣

@coryaw95 2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like norms joke

@himanshukamble957 2 жыл бұрын

@@coryaw95 norm and conan were playing rodney and johnny in that bit

@jsat5609 2 жыл бұрын

Dangerfield joke: When I was in high school, I didn't have a girl friend, so I went to drive in movies alone and did push ups in the back seat to keep up appearances.

@marvinclark8964 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 hilarious

@method197 Жыл бұрын

Hey talk about appearances. Whats the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?? I'v never paid 200$ to see a lentil. (Say it out loud if u dont get it)

@BluesBadTom Жыл бұрын

I like that line also.

@maryhatcher7362 Жыл бұрын

@sandymacdonald3227 Жыл бұрын

@@method197by

@PlaceStillMatters 2 жыл бұрын

Rodney’s sit down delivery is just as good as his stand up.

@ephapax1 2 жыл бұрын

Accurate. Classic.

@sellmyhousetom 2 жыл бұрын

Its actually better

@breakingames7772 2 жыл бұрын

He's coked up out of his mind

@jimmydandy9364 2 жыл бұрын

@@breakingames7772 LOL !

@ravinraven6913 Жыл бұрын

they had to give him less coke on this taping, otherwise he wouldn't sit down

@tommyapples8490 3 жыл бұрын

"My wife's such a bad cook, i mean, how can toast have bones?" Lol. He's the best!

@firebrony101 2 жыл бұрын

Sam way Pizza can be boneless!

@joemcconnell2674 2 жыл бұрын

My wife's a really bad cook! I mean is meat loaf supposed to glow in the dark.

@cybermoose602 2 жыл бұрын

@@joemcconnell2674 You put down a steak, how do you forget the plate?

@tristanclark7795 2 жыл бұрын

My wife’s a bad cook, terrible cook..you leave dental floss out and all the flies hang themselves

@Dennis-xj8nh Жыл бұрын

And she's so cold her side of the water bed is frozen 🤣

@tspiano9848 3 жыл бұрын

“Growin’ up, my family was so poor, if I wasn’t born a boy, I’d have nothin’ to play with.”

@thomasvanderen2370 3 жыл бұрын

Easily one of the greatest jokes ever. I can still remember hearing it for the first time and laughing my a$$ off!

@DrMic2112 3 жыл бұрын

@Cat Egorical Really? Troll

@Truther2001 3 жыл бұрын

@@DrMic2112 she's not a troll, she's a butthurt, snowflake generation kinda chick that allowed herself to be offended by Dangerfields first politically incorrect joke and that was the end of it for her. She prob only watched to the end to see what a train wreck looks like, bcoz in her eyes he's a creep. Then she saw him sweating profusely while sitting down and wiping his brow-sweat all over his face and her contempt for him just grew stronger and stronger. She feels superior to him bcoz she sees herself as perfect and behaves well in public and around her friends but is probably a total narcissist with her close loved ones and partner. We can only hope that ppl like her will seek out psychological help to work out their deep-seated childhood traumas that were inflicted upon her through poor parenting.

@cbmlgia 3 жыл бұрын

@@Truther2001 you just ruined it by telling him to check it out. Shoulda just left it be. It's like telling people that you are funny. Not funny any more... :/ I feel bad for the time you put into writing all that.

@ThatKidBryan 3 жыл бұрын

@Cat Egorical I audibly laughed out loud the first time I heard that. It wasnt a deep, prolonged, guttural type of belly aching laugh, but a laugh none the less. Its ok if you dont find him funny. But to be out here handing out back handed compliments is pointless. You dont find him funny. So leave it at that. Baiting someone into answering whether or not is self serving. If a masturbation joke is funny to me (us, whomever) then what does it matter to you? You dont get the humor or appreciate it. Thats fine. To judge others that do make you an asshole.

@onelifeoneshot1066 2 жыл бұрын

Rodney is a gem, the world will never see another quite like him.

@didhedieddud334 Жыл бұрын

You do not know that.

@nekronbeast3981 Жыл бұрын

Nope never will

@brianschuetz2614 Жыл бұрын

He's like the complement to Don Rickles. Rodney insults himself, where Don insults everyone else. 🤣

@anareel4562 Жыл бұрын

@@didhedieddud334 more than half the jokes would get you "cancelled" in our current society, no comedian will ever be able to match the ones from the past due to people being super sensitive and not being able to laugh at themselves anymore.

@ravinraven6913 Жыл бұрын

yea because cocaine isn't so pure anymore....or acceptable

@gretchenlittle6817 2 жыл бұрын

"When I was born the doctor smacked me -- I found out the nurse got a couple in too" -- don't know how many times I've seen this, but it still cracks me up. In high school I'd stay up to watch Johnny after my parents went to bed -- such a treat when Rodney was on. Thanks for the good times, Mr. Dangerfield!

@jamieminsky9436 2 жыл бұрын

Yes! One of my favorite….😂😂👍☮️☮️❤️👌

@RoyAnderson 2 жыл бұрын

@Gretchen Little - I had a little black and white TV that displayed almost nothing but snow but the sound still worked OK. So when I should've been sleeping, I played Johnny as well. I couldn't see the guests, but I could hear them! Comics like Rodney were definitely high points. :)

@JoshJoshJoshJoshJoshJoshua Жыл бұрын

That’s the exact joke that got me openly chuckling too, so good

@yambo59 Жыл бұрын

Oh yea always been one of my favorite lines of his, im 63 , I was watching Rodney on Carson since I was a kid, what a comedy legend.

@christophercox8237 Жыл бұрын

When I was a baby, my mother wouldn’t breastfeed me. She said she liked me as a friend.

@mendisegal56 2 жыл бұрын

My favorite Rodney Dangerfield joke: "My mother never breastfed me. She told me she liked me as a friend."

@Bird910 2 жыл бұрын

Not funny

@ahayseed654 2 жыл бұрын

Yes it is! Oh, my face hurts! Somebody slap me so I can breath! I watched this man on so many shows back in the day. America needed to laff back then. We need him again. But, sadly there would be calls for him to be canceled. But, happily he'd make them look too funny to be taken seriously. He was great at ROASTING someone. And No one got mad. So many people have lost the ability to laugh at themselves. They retreat to their safe space. You only get the respect you earn. Rodney earned mine.😳😄😂 Love this channel.😍

@creampeonies2417 2 жыл бұрын

😆

@jeffs7879 2 жыл бұрын

@@Bird910 you must be a blast at parties! Oh, let's not forget to invite the Killjoy.

@ragnarok7976 2 жыл бұрын

People had a concept of the friend zone before the word even existed.

@Betamax84 2 жыл бұрын

He’s like a human wind up toy full of jokes. And it’s literally never gets old.

@RHYGAR1 2 жыл бұрын

Talkin bout a revolution kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hMCafdGet5qXh2w.html

@sharonbean2265 2 жыл бұрын

Amen 🙏🏾 here’s DCC fc is leaseholder one ☝🏿 time Amen amen amen amen thank Merry milk 🥛 Dallas May noon 🕛

@sharonbean2265 2 жыл бұрын

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@sharonbean2265 2 жыл бұрын

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@altorins 2 жыл бұрын

A wind up toy that has unlimited energy supply...

@mikldude9376 Жыл бұрын

Just the best comedian, if you are depressed you listen to Rodney and you cant get the smile off your face .

@michaelwoehl8822 6 ай бұрын

Rodney and Johnnie.

@clubmogambo3214 Жыл бұрын

Greatest one liner comedian that ever lived.

@user-jp1pq3gi1d 8 күн бұрын

There will never ever be another Rodney Dangerfield rest in peace Rodney

@Weasel1995 2 жыл бұрын

I love how he does a three minute set, goes to the desk, and does a another nine minutes. He's so funny that it's easy to not even realize that in an hour show he does hundreds of jokes. Amazing.

@williamgrantz6268 2 жыл бұрын

I broke my arm in three places. Stay out of those places

@Nick-vz1sb 2 жыл бұрын

@@williamgrantz6268 is

@SofaKingShit Жыл бұрын

@William Grantz They sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help at all.

@drunkendevil 4 жыл бұрын

These jokes still land in 2020. Dangerfield was a genius.

@d.g.s.7699 3 жыл бұрын

I stumbled onto this at work. I think in other offices here, my workmates are wondering what's Gerry laughing about lol. Dangerfield was great. R.I.P.

@turtle19dad 3 жыл бұрын

These jokes are still timeless. I miss Rodney.

@James670 3 жыл бұрын

That fridge description was eerily accurate. Except for the unscrambled egg. And the huge pot with the half a boiled potato in it (my huge pot has maybe one bowl of soup in it).

@jonathanlee5314 3 жыл бұрын

Definitely - he got me about 20 times throughout this video

@MsStassie 3 жыл бұрын

in fairness he had teams of writers, rodney is great but his writers really don't get any respect

@a.landon9503 2 жыл бұрын

I was the piano player at Dangerfields, the upper east side NYC club. They had an imitating Rodney contest. FUNNNEEEE.....

@Richard0915 2 жыл бұрын

he has the perfect voice for one-liners, most people cant deliver them but his voice just makes them absolutely perfect

@zadenwachter9918 6 ай бұрын

He spent like two decades perfecting his delivery. The jokes are, in his case, secondary to the delivery. In his case, Style > Substance.

@brushfuller330 6 ай бұрын

I was up on the roof fixing my antenna and all the neighbors were screaming jump jump!!

@andifisaytoyoutomorrow0 5 жыл бұрын

Fav Rodney joke, "My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met each other."

@constitutiondefender3321 5 жыл бұрын

"My doctor told me I was crazy." I said, "I want a second opinion!" He said, "OK. You're ugly, too!"

@SamShowsUs 4 жыл бұрын

My favorite is “I was kidnapped and they sent back my pinky. My dad asked for more proof”

@roderickhinton5369 4 жыл бұрын

@Alpha Beta stfu

@NefariousDreary 4 жыл бұрын

"My wife and I don't have sex anymore. Everytime we get undressed, we can't stop laughing."

@jmw708 4 жыл бұрын

My favorite Rodney oneliner... "I recently met the Surgeon General, he offered me a cigarette."

@frank234561 4 жыл бұрын

The guy was nearly 50 when he finally made it. Never lose hope. You never know where life will bring you.

@ELPlop 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@landryprichard6778 4 жыл бұрын

Needed to hear that.

@Hawaiipt69 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks man

@bobanderson3881 4 жыл бұрын

He also "made" other comedians like Carson did at his club in NY. Did much for many and was loved by many. A true Titian.

@garetjax5954 4 жыл бұрын

He should have never 'made it'. Literally nothing is funny, or clever, or entertaining about this. Disgusting.

@carlb8378 Жыл бұрын

When Rodney Dangerfield tells oneliners he destroyes everybody in the house . I also watch his movies over and over , so much talent .

@DylansPen 2 жыл бұрын

"I told my doctor I had suicidal tendencies, he said I have to start paying in advance." Dangerfield is like a downpour of jokes, one after the other and the next one is funnier than the one before. This guy knew comedy.

@joeglaston2133 3 жыл бұрын

My favorite Dangerfield joke - "I went to see my shrink I said Doc, everybody hates me. He said don't be ridiculous, you haven't met everybody yet".

@youmaycallmeken 3 жыл бұрын

Him and Steven Wright. "You can't have everything." "Where would you put it?"

@babywuchki 3 жыл бұрын

Doc everyday i look in the mirror i wanna throw up. Whats wrong with me. Dr. Vinnie Boom Ba: i dont know but your eyesight is perfect. Classic lmao

@babywuchki 3 жыл бұрын

My other favorite Dangerfield joke: I don't do cocaine i just like yhe way it smells. Kills me everytime.

@yellowpeepkingsheets8148 2 жыл бұрын

I always liked how Carson just let his guest do their own thing 😂😂.

@jsat5609 Жыл бұрын

In addition to his other talents, Carson was a great straight man.

@dougd249 9 ай бұрын

You 💯 on that Everybody loved Johnny

@robertdiotalevi285 3 ай бұрын

At least 4 women! 😂 @@dougd249

@Renegade_2023 2 жыл бұрын

I saw him in concert back then and someone threw a joint on stage. He picked it up and said “I’ve been smoking it for years! “ And took a couple of hits ! He was one in a million!

@SamBassComedy 10 ай бұрын

Still hilarious and that dentist joke had me breaking my fillings. Love him!

@otisbeck5327 4 жыл бұрын

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. -Rodney Dangerfield

@shutupandmakemeasandwich6991 4 жыл бұрын

"I went to look for a used car. I found my wife's dress in the back seat." Rodney Dangerfield.

@galacticmodeler3173 4 жыл бұрын

The last time I saw a mouth like that....IT HAD A HOOK IN IT!...-Rodney Dangerfield

@MrDaddyBuff 4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@erikfreitas7093 3 жыл бұрын

Isn’t that a Joan Rivers joke?

@brushfuller330 2 жыл бұрын

Thats a Joan Rivers joke not his

@aquarius4884 5 жыл бұрын

He's the first insult comic that I've seen that just roasts himself all the time. 😂

@antwuanlamont4694 5 жыл бұрын

What the hell is an "insult comic".......All comedy is making fun of someone or something in someway. If you are going to create a label for him, lets make sure the label isn't redundant.

@cory8360 5 жыл бұрын

@@antwuanlamont4694 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insult_comedy

@kevinnelson66 5 жыл бұрын

@@antwuanlamont4694 In insult comic is a comedian who makes their living insulting other people, ie Don Rickles and Joan Rivers.

@antwuanlamont4694 5 жыл бұрын

@@kevinnelson66 ......you obviously don't know shit about Rodney Dangerfield. He made a living off of "One-Liners"......not insulting people. His bits were nothing like Don Rickles. Most of his material was about himself not "Getting Any Respect".......

@antwuanlamont4694 5 жыл бұрын

@@cory8360 ......."you are a waste of matter".....that there is an insult. RD used himself as a punchline, which is HIS entire bit. He didn't come out "roasting" people. All comedy pokes fun at something or someone, so to say "insult comedy" is to be redundant. Thus your little "google search" makes you look dumb trying to defend someone else's silly point. Comprehension should have some sort of value in your adult life. Just saying.....

@harperreign128 Жыл бұрын

I can't believe how funny he is, non stop! A legend!

@mtnstrand2819 4 күн бұрын

Yeah it's the non stop that amazes me.

@zellhudson1830 3 ай бұрын

SPEAKING FOR MYSELF AS A BLACK AMERICAN, RODNEY DANGERFIELD WAS ONE OF THE GREATEST ,I LOVE RODNEY,THANK YOU SIR!!

@LanceCampeau 5 жыл бұрын

Finally.... he's getting some respect.

@cycloneryder6673 5 жыл бұрын

Doubt it...

@daffyduckfan4478 5 жыл бұрын

LanceCampeau I still don’t respect him

@CornholioPuppetMaster 5 жыл бұрын

1:41

@HayaJi 5 жыл бұрын

😂

@christielee764 5 жыл бұрын

@@daffyduckfan4478 one who came respect others, does not respect oneself.

@pschroeter1 6 жыл бұрын

"My wife's cooking is so bad the flies got together and fixed the hole in the screen door."

@dudester873 6 жыл бұрын

Lol

@bobbypaluga4346 6 жыл бұрын

pschroeter1 That’s not the way I heard it, “My wife is such a lousy cook that once I left dental floss in the kitchen, the cockroaches hung themselves”

@jamesobrian1643 6 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@dabunnyrabbit2620 6 жыл бұрын

pschroeter1 Yes, yes, and more yes.

@paulwalsh2344 5 жыл бұрын

“My wife is such a lousy cook that the flies immediately go to the dog shit in the neighbor's yard to get the taste out of their mouth"

@gregjohnson3346 7 ай бұрын

Genius. Nothing like this ever again.

@1crzflyer 2 жыл бұрын

i've heard all his jokes 1000 times and i still laugh when he tells em....lol... best comedian ever..

@lancebrowning7263 2 жыл бұрын

Rodney Dangerfield's last words were a one-liner about how long he would be hospitalized for the heart-valve replacement surgery which ended with his death: "If all goes well, about a week. If not, about an hour and a half"

@bunnehboi1985 2 жыл бұрын

He went out with a one-liner! Beautiful!

@karriemburton9024 2 жыл бұрын

.....and he ended up being respected! Something he said he never got!

@denniskokulak9920 Жыл бұрын

He was the best. Great line to go out with.

@mariusjns Жыл бұрын

His last one liner is on his headstone: "There goes the neighborhood"

@karriemburton9024 Жыл бұрын

@@mariusjns lol#

@vincentanguoni8938 2 жыл бұрын

When this 70 year young person is a little down... I come here. I may have seen this with my old man as a teenager. I would get out of bed and go into the living room to watch with him. We hardly talked but we laughed together. He had a great laugh... Damn..

@auto_5 2 жыл бұрын

Much love your way, Vince!

@helloidharbl6753 2 жыл бұрын

Kinda hit me in the feels. I think I'll give my old man a call.

@727Rays 2 жыл бұрын

If you were as old as 19 in 1974 you would only be 66 at most today, not 70. Did I miss something?

@nodaksims5999 2 жыл бұрын

@@727Rays He's talking about watching the show in general. Maybe not this specific episode but throughout his teens he would watch Carson with his father. Just my 2 cents though could be wrong.

@flawless1up 2 жыл бұрын

stay young my friend, keep the arsenal alive with things like this. being down sucks. sending positive vibes to ya

@yambo59 Жыл бұрын

RIP Rodney. so many childhood memories watching you on Carson - two legends both gone.

@gutterc0refilms Жыл бұрын

One the funniest people who ever lived. Back to School kills me every time I watch it

@DaMixWizard Жыл бұрын

That diving contest at the end😅😅😅. When I saw it at 7 years old, I really thought it was him doing those flips😂

@Mr._Bassman97 2 ай бұрын

Professor Turgison!

@fosbury68 3 жыл бұрын

34 jokes in 11:44. 20.7 seconds per joke (includes intro, laughs, panel conversation). And 45 tie/collar adjustments.

@tsotsishitta8880 3 жыл бұрын

Probably d comment of d year

@garyfranco7827 3 жыл бұрын

Bravo 👏

@FRESNOSTATE1559 3 жыл бұрын

He adjusted his tie so much he got fuckin tie burned

@hey_myk 3 жыл бұрын

Gotta get that collar right! 😂

@ericwyatt3646 3 жыл бұрын

Dangerfield was relentless

@Nova-ne1il 5 жыл бұрын

The doctor slapped me and the nurse got a few hits in too. Funny as hell

@roddydykes7053 5 жыл бұрын

Nova 2006 Carson laughed for like 20 seconds after that lol

@stanleyjohnson8579 5 жыл бұрын

Can someone explain this?

@No-un1ei 5 жыл бұрын

It would've been funny as hell if I'd seen rodney deliver it instead of reading you type it out in the comments first. Enjoy your likes for the joke you repeated

@Thrashmetalhead80 5 жыл бұрын

@@No-un1ei Who reads the comments before watching the video? You have nobody to blame but yourself.

@abc456f 5 жыл бұрын

@@stanleyjohnson8579 What about the joke can you possibly not understand?

@gabrielledormuth4634 2 жыл бұрын

I loved how when Rodney is telling a story with jokes he straightens his tie

@sarge-T.O. 9 ай бұрын

Jesus, I'm older now than Carson was when I was a kid in the 70s.

@sublime88sublime 6 жыл бұрын

The coke in '74 must have been FIRE.

@beginnerguitar6559 5 жыл бұрын

Tyrone Shoelaces actually it was shitty up until about the mid 80s

@boblozaintherealworld3577 5 жыл бұрын

I don't know about '74, but in '84 it was KILL.

@christianbrandt875 5 жыл бұрын

I was like dude rodney is fucked up back when the coke was good

@Embassy97 5 жыл бұрын

it was

@ernestborunda4730 5 жыл бұрын

Whatever happened to that Bubble Gum taste? Sure, fish scales are cool, but they need to bring back Pablo Escobar's standard back.

@206Seaman 3 жыл бұрын

Watched him many times but only heard him tell this one once. “Yeah, and I had a rough childhood. When I was a teenager I had really bad acne. One time I fell asleep in the library and when I woke up, a blind man was reading my face!” What a great comedian.

@moonswan7587 2 жыл бұрын

The blind man said it was the scariest book he ever read

@RHYGAR1 2 жыл бұрын

Talkin bout a revolution kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hMCafdGet5qXh2w.html

@Scott-tu6nd Жыл бұрын

I'm sitting at the bustop laughing.my ass off. People probably thought I was nuts

@SeraphsWitness Жыл бұрын

It's crazy how these jokes still hold up completely. Edgy, clever, incisive.

@j.taveras8447 2 жыл бұрын

Not only are his jokes timeless but his style too. Every one clearly is dressed for that decade, Rodney looks like he walked out of a press briefing from 2022. Smooth.

@blackiefitzpatrick6611 2 жыл бұрын

Timeless is correct!

@johnherne8489 2 жыл бұрын

If I live 100 years I'll still be watching Rodney Dangerfield.

@not-so-smartaleck8987 2 жыл бұрын

I was gonna say, Johnny's jacket must've only been in style during the 70s! 🙂

@larrywatson9690 2 жыл бұрын

@@not-so-smartaleck8987 is

@heatherperleberg7816 Жыл бұрын

Smooth and very, very sweaty.

@SCWood 5 жыл бұрын

Rumor has it he's still adjusting his tie in heaven.

@idlehour 4 жыл бұрын

I do the same thing. I think its an anxiety thing idk for me it was ADHD and anxiety from that as a kid. Lol. After dealing with those issues were delt with it stuck. He cant sit still lol. RIP Rod.

@HD-pe8lv 4 жыл бұрын

@@idlehour Yeah coke makes you damn anxious

@idlehour 4 жыл бұрын

@@HD-pe8lv ok? Lol. They don't prescribed coke for ADHD.

@Rizlack 4 жыл бұрын

@@idlehour Dangerfield was a well known avid cocaine user.

@Rizlack 4 жыл бұрын

@@idlehour Google is your friend

@Uglyboy616 5 жыл бұрын

It’s crazy. These old jokes hold up so well. 2019 Timeless

@mrblonde609 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, i am a 31 year old german guy, so not the best requirements for even knowing him. First time i saw him was in "Natural Born Killers" later in "Caddyshack" and i love this guy. It's hard to understand his jokes at times, because he talks so fast, but his humor is legendary.

@darthhull85 5 жыл бұрын

Hke D neither of those two are comedians. They’re people that read a TelePrompTer.

@DeadBaron 5 жыл бұрын

Can't tell half of them these days without triggering the snowflakes.

@1970borntorun 5 жыл бұрын

It's all about WIT. Not immature Jimmy Fallon acting like a 14 year old and rehashing old SNL material.

@zjt5998 4 жыл бұрын

*Yeah, but what year is it?*

@Jasper7182009 Жыл бұрын

I would watch Rodney Dangerfield on Ed Sullivan and Johnny Carson and I took him for granted. What a great comic he was. It took me all these years now to look back and appreciate him. And not one foul word out of his mouth. Golden years of comedy long gone.

@satos1 2 жыл бұрын

Rodney could cheer up anyone. Rest in Peace.

@1776adb 2 жыл бұрын

He was a comic genius. Met him once; nicest guy you'd ever want to meet.

@jeffreydowell8970 2 жыл бұрын

Cool

@beattheman9290 2 жыл бұрын

Taught Robin Williams !!!

@beattheman9290 2 жыл бұрын

I asked my dentist about my yellow teeth, --what should I do ??? He said, wear a brown tie !!!

@karenstanley964 2 жыл бұрын

So very true

@GlenMcGlone Жыл бұрын

Lucky you!

@marksobo2001 3 жыл бұрын

He's a straight up rapid fire joke machine. Frickin brilliant

@coldstoli1 3 жыл бұрын

What he has that so many comics lack is a sincerity and intensity. You feel for him because he's lived it so when he pulls the trap door lever you fall every time.

@gingerwong3986 3 жыл бұрын

@@coldstoli1 I saw him at a show. He has perfect timing & there’s no one like him nowadays. I heard he wrote his own jokes. What talent! Miss him❣️

@user-yu9lr7wb6z 3 ай бұрын

A true comedy genius right here, folks! So many laughs they're uncountable!

@alanosterman7130 9 ай бұрын

What a crowd ? Started seeing Rodney in the mid 60s, when I was allowed to stay up late for Johnny's show. I remember one ruff place Rodney said he played called "Nunzio's Naugahyde Room". I remember asking my parents what's naugahyde ? I haven't heard him mention this place in any other appearance, except those early black and white shows. Miss him so much.

@markduclos8732 2 жыл бұрын

"My wife enrolled me in a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday ". GOAT!! And to think he used to sell aluminum siding!.

@raymondabella2289 3 жыл бұрын

"I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War my great uncle fought for the West."

@boblozaintherealworld3577 3 жыл бұрын

I come from a big stupid family. My dad worked for a bank....they caught him stealing pens!

@dondgolfnut 3 жыл бұрын

Bob Loza g

@theoneyouhatetolove2310 3 жыл бұрын

could've been for "west" virginia

@youxkio 3 жыл бұрын

@@theoneyouhatetolove2310 Mountain mama...

@youxkio 3 жыл бұрын

@S M To the place

@kpoplover14305 Жыл бұрын

R.i.p both the legends There's an art to it to be able to encourage the talent u put on ur show johny carson did that The way he acknowledged Rodney Dangerfield in every little sentence is commendable

@thomasdauphin4550 6 ай бұрын

This guy could bring anyone to tears with laughter!

@judegrant6664 2 жыл бұрын

Love Rodney Dangerfield. One of my favorites from him went something like, “What’s the point of getting married? It’s easier to just find some woman you can’t stand and buy her a house!”

@j.taveras8447 2 жыл бұрын

I’m dying….😂😭😭

@jasonjenkins5857 2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@mrfugazi6713 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah you know it, I’ve never seen him before to be honest with you, but straight he reminds me of comic that was in the film Goodfellas, was it Benny Goodman or something like that the king of the one liners, he said he asked his wife where she’d like to go on holiday, she said somewhere were I haven’t been before so he said, well try the kitchen, is he dead though Jude if you don’t mind me asking you.

@Stinking82 2 жыл бұрын

Ooooof!!

@daveoelke857 2 жыл бұрын

@@mrfugazi6713 Henny Youngman. You were close! 😊

@mugensamurai 5 жыл бұрын

I feel like fixing my tie right now even though I don't have one.

@click789101112 5 жыл бұрын

Someone needs to count how many times he adjusts his tie...

@tooakki 5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@RFINLEY79 5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@maartenyzer4121 5 жыл бұрын

he choked

@kevinnelson66 5 жыл бұрын

The Dengerfield drinking game, every time you see Rodney straighten his tie, take a drink.

@farrdawgjoker7087 2 жыл бұрын

Many have tried to copy and even steal his material but nobody and I mean nobody can deliver simple 1 liners like Rodney! 1 of the greatest to ever do it!

@pocopico7409 4 ай бұрын

He was the best and nobody else was even close to the sheer number of jokes. He averaged one every 10 seconds. How he remembered them all I’ll never know. 😊

@davidk4940 4 жыл бұрын

45 years ago and his jokes are still funny.

@worldview2134 4 жыл бұрын

dam 45 years ago.... i remember watching this live

@eyeconqueror1185 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah they're timeless

@jfjc5694 3 жыл бұрын

Yes so true

@samdonaldson9890 3 жыл бұрын

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@theeffectoflogic3 3 жыл бұрын

45 times his tie/collar was adjusted according to a commenter too. This should've be taken down & edited to repeat one tie/collar adjustment every year

@eirujfbneirgf 6 жыл бұрын

There are no more jokes; Rodney used them all!

@jakep1979 5 жыл бұрын

@@ianjaynes2272 ummm his wife is in coma...

@Zarryon12 4 жыл бұрын

@@jakep1979 Then who was screaming my name!?

@belga3513 9 ай бұрын

Rodney was so flipping hilarious!

@bencopeland3560 Жыл бұрын

Jonny must have loved Rodney for making his job so easy.

@fuggedaboudit2848 3 жыл бұрын

My fav Rodney one liner...."I know I'm ugly, my proctologist,he stuck his finger in my mouth!

@boblozaintherealworld3577 3 жыл бұрын

Snorting out loud! Never heard that one. But I do know his proctologist used to work for for Roto-Rooter.

@fuggedaboudit2848 3 жыл бұрын

@@boblozaintherealworld3577 "My girlfriend called one night and told me to come over, there was nobody home.I came over. She was right. There was nobody home!"

@leathercheerio1 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao...that's a good one. I never knew how funny this guy was.

@georgeabbe4205 3 жыл бұрын

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@robertspangler3191 3 жыл бұрын

@@boblozaintherealworld3577 vhf

@giorgiopalmas7934 4 жыл бұрын

"I do have good-looking kids. Thank God my wife cheats on me."

@plznotnoworever1878 3 жыл бұрын

Rodney is a self deprecating cutie.

@nelsonslauson2292 Жыл бұрын

Ole Ronnie was a close act, never another one like him.

@josephhymel8075 3 жыл бұрын

"For Christmas All I Got Was Batteries! Toys Not Included!" I miss Rodney!

@johnstewart9768 3 жыл бұрын

Last year for Christmas, I gave my wife a pair of shoes, and a vibrator. I figure that way if she doesn't like the shoes, she can go fuck herself !!! Rimshot!!

@rcfp2006 4 жыл бұрын

The most amazing thing thing about this man is that he almost never repeats the same joke twice

@JoeSmith-iv3sf 4 жыл бұрын

I just heard him say the pay on advance joke on last video I watched

@vincenzod9431 4 жыл бұрын

almost* dickhead.

@michaelszczys8316 4 жыл бұрын

When he got older you see him always doing the - ‘ ask the guy if that’s your wife ‘ bit . When he says yes then make a look like she’s really horrible looking. Watch him. Other than that one or some similar he was pretty good

@keithwhisman 4 жыл бұрын

Robert Poole he repeated many of his jokes. How do you think he got so popular, his no respect jokes are what made him.

@ppumpkin3282 4 жыл бұрын

The great thing about Rodney is when he repeats the same joke, you still laugh.

@robbrown5551 2 жыл бұрын

Johnny, Rodney, two greats who will forever be missed.

@ashleylynn9333 9 ай бұрын

Rodney's line to the teacher(Back in School): "Come talk to me when you have no class!"

@avalonjustin 6 жыл бұрын

That self-deprecating humor he had just resonates with people. He knew the human condition and encouraged us to find the humor in it. A true legend of comedy!

@shoominati23 5 жыл бұрын

self DEPRECATING, it's not a bank account...

@avalonjustin 5 жыл бұрын

My apologies.

@DannyFrio 5 жыл бұрын

shoominati23 you know what he meant

@boblozaintherealworld3577 5 жыл бұрын

He invented a character who invited laughs before he even said a word.

@gigicestone4902 5 жыл бұрын

@@DannyFrio and he knew he used the wrong word.

@stephenyount3148 3 жыл бұрын

" My wife so dumb it takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes" You're surely missed Mr. Dangerfield...

@mrmojorisin8752 2 ай бұрын

I love reading other people’s favorite Rodney jokes.

@abradfordajb 2 жыл бұрын

The man was the true King of Comedy. No matter how "un-funny" i feel, Rodney can ALWAYS get me winded with laughing.

@janethoward4647 3 жыл бұрын

This was a master of interviewing, Johnny orchestrates the perfect opportunity for his guests to really shine. Such wonderful talent on both sides.

@sotoart89 2 жыл бұрын

Yes gorgeous

@User-VerseS 2 жыл бұрын

@@kevinchrist1658 Johnny barely said anything because he knew when you have a guest like Rodney and they're killing it, it was best to let him work. 🤣 Jimmy though, Jimmy would try to interrupt mid-sentence to tell his own jokes and probably kill the vibe. 😒

@alfulton5946 2 жыл бұрын

Definitely and Johnny picked his replacement perfectly. Jay was way better than if Dave took over. I get why Dave was mad but sorry Jay was just better.

@jamie49868 2 жыл бұрын

@@alfulton5946 The biggest stars don't need to shine every moment. None was, or will be bigger than Johnny. Like Carson, Jay would let the guest be the star for the moment, while as great as Letterman was, he could never really do that.

@MrGordonGartrelle 2 жыл бұрын

He's so attentive and sets Rodney up beautifully, every time.

@kramwrites 4 жыл бұрын

Carson: Let’s welcome Rodn- Rodney: I’ll take it from here, Johnny.

@alyoshakostelec8509 4 жыл бұрын

Whenever Don Rickles was on Carson he was the same way. After his introduction he just took over.

@elainebennes2106 4 жыл бұрын

@@alyoshakostelec8509 And Carson let them take over. Unlike that idiot Fallon who never knows when to shut the fuck up.

@kenb2671 4 жыл бұрын

Elaine Bennes That’s with all of the late night buffoons now.

@anthonyfalante5613 4 жыл бұрын

im 52, kids today have no idea how funny this shit is

@HighDefinitionVideo 4 жыл бұрын

Carson was so great. It’s cliche but class act. Check out Buddy Hackett and JC

@mbbarnes80 Жыл бұрын

With all that’s going on in the world at the moment these clips have given me a good dose of laughter Such a gifted and talented man Thank you so much Rodney. You earned everyone’s respect

@My0762 2 жыл бұрын

One word legendary. I grew up watching his stand up and movie’s. Will not be forgotten.

@bones22j 4 жыл бұрын

Why did he even sit down? The stand up routine never stopped lol.

@micahphilson 4 жыл бұрын

That's a joke after his own heart, I love it!

@bones22j 4 жыл бұрын

@@micahphilson hey thanks for the compliment. You're all right!

@unkleRucker21 4 жыл бұрын

This comment underrated

@russmarotta7836 3 жыл бұрын

Rodney's connection with the audience is (always) magic. A barrage of one liners, delivered by one on the best comics ever, to an audience that is clearly entertained, and sure shows it. And Johnny is the consummate interviewer. He would put himself out there every night to be cracked up, and Rodney sure hits the target right on on that evening. I miss this era.

@flyaway7636 3 жыл бұрын

I liked Dangerfield but could only watch him on shows like Carsons. His live performances had language that was pretty raw & cringe worthy. On regular tv shows he was a laugh riot.

@yoopergirl735 2 жыл бұрын

Oh so do I!

@markjensen127 2 жыл бұрын

Preach!

@abunchofiguanaswithinterne2186 2 жыл бұрын

@@flyaway7636 Language that was cringe worthy? You mean cussing?

@flyaway7636 2 жыл бұрын

@@abunchofiguanaswithinterne2186 yeah. I'm an old lady so his TV appearances were better to watch. TV is not for the faint of heart these days, in my humble opinion.

@Anamnesis 3 күн бұрын

The set isn't over when the music starts, it's just the end of part one as he moves to the desk. 🤣 People back then were made of completely different stuff. Rodney is irreplaceable. ♥

@PaginasLetea 6 ай бұрын

I love comedy and I had never heard of this man! His material is amazing! He should be regarded as one of the true masters!

@seamusburke639 3 жыл бұрын

Can we give Carson credit for being the most limber straight man? Sets up Rodney for the punchline perfectly.

@lawrencetaylor4101 3 жыл бұрын

Too right. I saw Rodney on Letterman, and Dave would have been better to just let Rodney do Stand-up. Real stiff. Made me nostalgic for Johnny.

@johantrenier1685 3 жыл бұрын

Johnny really respected the comics. He was there to make them look good, and he did every time.

@ronschlorff7089 3 жыл бұрын

@@johantrenier1685 He was a great comic in his own right! Do you find today's late night hosts funny? No, angry and political, and they are about to get much angrier soon!! ;D

@johantrenier1685 3 жыл бұрын

Ron Schlorff Ron I don’t watch any of them. Haven’t in years. Didn’t really watch Leno, I was always more of a Letterman guy. Periodically I’ll watch Conan, if I’m flipping around.

@ronschlorff7089 3 жыл бұрын

@@johantrenier1685 Yeah I hear you. I remember the days going to work sleepy cuz I stayed up too late watching late night. Retired now, but still won't watch them; too boring to hear the constant bashing of the president!! He'll laugh last!!

@WildWing-wl7nj 3 жыл бұрын

And my daughter, she's no bargain either. She failed her driver's test three times. She couldn't get used to the front seat!

@cleanslate2004 9 ай бұрын

I don't care what mood I'm in he always crack me up.

@user-nk8br3wr4m 19 күн бұрын

RODNEY DANGERFIELD was the king of the one liners there's was no one who did one liners better R.I.P RODNEY

@davidblanchard9506 15 күн бұрын

Yup. He was great! 😅

@crispmom 3 жыл бұрын

Rodney was a national treasure. I'm so glad we can still watch clips of his performances.

@dr.zoidberg4313 6 жыл бұрын

He never did loosen that tie.

@SmithBrotha 6 жыл бұрын

Dr. Zoidberg he must of hated wearing ties, or it was a nervous twitch

@RagnarokMic 6 жыл бұрын

I know it didn't start out that way if it was later a part of the character, I definitely heard him talk about it being a nervous condition at some point in time; but maybe later on he simply did it for the trademark.

@dj12ozbowflex59 6 жыл бұрын

A tight tie is clean af

@Chukijay 6 жыл бұрын

With the coke he did I’m surprised he knew where he was even at

@katsuquiet97 6 жыл бұрын

Dr. Zoidberg lolololol right

@sirTittytwister Жыл бұрын

"....yeah, I know I'm ugly,...when I was born the doctor slapped my mother." -Rodney Dangerfield

@damo36 2 жыл бұрын

he's a hero - unreal! endless book of stories and jokes, one of the best

@gorlomimargheriti8870 2 жыл бұрын

“I tried to teach my son about the birds and the bees. He taught me about my wife and the butcher.”

@throttlebuff 2 жыл бұрын

I'm like Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat

@focusstudios1296 2 жыл бұрын

@Throttlebuzz like Fred flintstone driving around with bald feet

@aai3661 4 жыл бұрын

Way back in time my mom and I where watching Rodney. He told the classic joke " we had a fire in the house. My kids where screaming and my wife said be quiet you'll wake up daddy". We laughed so hard we both cried." That is a wonderful memory of her. Thanks Rodney.

@crhu319 4 жыл бұрын

My Mom and I howled watching Private Parts the Howard Stern movie. Just nonstop gut busted. One of my best memories of her.

@terecousinv5865 3 жыл бұрын

Thats the best way to sum up the way we feel about great entertainers. They bring us close to our friends and family better than anything else because when you can share a laugh with someone that you might not see eye to eye with, for that one moment you are somehow connected and you just know you will allways remember them.

@dreynolds4883 2 жыл бұрын

Love how they could deliver a joke without excessive if any profanity!

@hunkallgood73 2 жыл бұрын

Are you like 7 years old or something ? Do those mean bad words hurt it's wittle earsies?

@dreynolds4883 2 жыл бұрын

@@hunkallgood73 I am just an adult who appreciates the ability to communicate without the use of remedial vulgarity.

@spartanguitarist6579 2 жыл бұрын

@@dreynolds4883 i agree, sometimes, especially with seth rogan type humor (remember sausage party?🤢), it just gets way oversaturated

@zachabbey6509 2 жыл бұрын

@screencapped Well, if you wanted to see how big of a douche bag you could possibly be, I'm pretty sure you've succeeded. Well done.

@hunkallgood73 2 жыл бұрын

@@dreynolds4883 and I'm an adult who thinks if a comedian is funny enough it shouldn't matter if they're vulgar or not. Humor is humor and I just can't understand why people go out of their way to be offended sometimes.

@kfrausto Жыл бұрын

All of one-liners are amazing. This guy was unreal!

@ronwilcox2625 3 жыл бұрын

Saw Rodney in vegas in early 70's vegas, greatest show ever. A missed true genius

@magicbus63 4 жыл бұрын

“Yesterday was a beauty. I put on my shirt and a button fell off... I picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off... I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.”

@richardchambers3533 4 жыл бұрын

Do a shot every time he touches his tie.👍

@derektownsend3569 4 жыл бұрын

That is my fav RD joke.

@patricklilly6628 4 жыл бұрын

I love that one, he was so original...

@JABoyle3875 4 жыл бұрын

Richard Chambers sorry I don’t hate my liver that much.

@joelwexler 4 жыл бұрын

Makes your face hurt.

@johnryan2186 9 ай бұрын

Always loved his 1 liners! He was great!

@Drainage_Eli 2 жыл бұрын

Such a wonderful nostalgia. I always loved sitting at the foot of my parents bed watching Johnny Carson. Absolutely loved his monologue. Came to appreciate how he interviewed his guests. Dangerfield was absolute gold in this video. Just classic. In the video you can see Johnny‘s left hand out of view and then also underneath the desk. I think he had a cigarette that he was waiting to take a puff on after the camera was going to be off him.