Ah shoot...John Oliver better run!

Ya ta, Chiitan!

If this is the real account of Chiitan, please do a video with Chiijohn next.

I studied you. Are you Chiijohn?

😍 😍 😍 😍 7u7

*raises hand*

Mee lol

Yes! This is where I got introduced to Chiitan to begin with, so I came back here to see this again.

The god of advertising

Meeee

Honestly, you're right. It's silly, but also genuinely true. I think their narrator for the piece made it sound even more perfect.

@Christian Chavarria Same

It's the philosophy anyone at a sushi restaurant should live by

😐

@@weesalikesmilktea4829 That's why we have running sushi😜

Oh you just thought they were a twitter ad!?! They are our fairy baby icon

Oh you sweet summer child

You should add 0:00

Nvm I see what you were talking about. 8:02

Dovah Girlie no it should be 7:15 😂

@@carolinegcooke That is perfect.

That pokemon budget lol, entire season right there...

But a great creation requires destruction of a savage extent

its poetry

Hannibal ?

It's basically Mikhail Bakunin if he was a creation by Sanrio.

“Every act of creation is first an act of destruction” -Picasso

XD (i'm a furry by the way)

@@leafpool2014_gaming we can tell you're a furry from your PFP. Just like everyone can tell I'm a filthy fucking weeb.

@@ashtonhoward5582 is that a bad thing

@@leafpool2014_gaming no, just pointing out that there's no need to point it out.

@@ashtonhoward5582 k

He has given up

@Textual Predator bullshit. Trump supporters bomb schools, churches, synagogues, companies, concerts....

@Textual Predator that's because they're too busy getting cancer from windmills.

@Textual Predator WTF???

@Textual Predator wtf does Africa has to do with this. if ur talking about his name that's Arabic and that's in the middle east. and none eats people casually anywhere, ever. same with suicide bombings and mass executions, most of the middle east is safe and don't have a raging war or terrorism. have you ever been to school or seen a map?

I cried 😭 it's beautiful

That part was so sweet it gave me type II diabetes.

The best line

Epic response

I am unirronically going to steal this line

nope, they took the guy. rip

The guy? That was Oliver inside that costume ... of course.

@@Gaius__ the image of this being john Oliver is really funny in my head

I love that we now have a real answer to this because John just gave an interview all about the mascot suits. The Japanese provided their own professional mascot actors.

NoEsUnKZfaqr if you could link said interview it would be greatly appreciated! :)

I sexually identify as Russian and wanna fk your economy 👀

If I can ever afford the journey I hope to make to Japan one day, I know one additional city that is going to be on my list to visit.

This is actually deep...

It’s as hilarious as it is beautiful and I think that’s the best combination sentences can be.

Kiiiiikkoooooomaaaaaaan! ALRIGHT!!!

Poetry

@@LauraSquirrel I better shouldn't ask you how you aquired your name, but as a German, I'm confused.

Saidur Rahman Sajal “Dragon money” lol not wrong.

Sorry, but obviously the dragon show is being funded by John Oliver money

@@yanDeriction The dragon show is why HBO thrives, John Oliver is the bonus that makes ever subscriber to HBO think ohh god is this what my money goes to.

Khaleesi: What do John Oliver spends my Dragon money on anyway? HBO: Whatever he wants!

You know he got the budget for the year two weeks ago an got a text from his whife or kid and said to himself i know what we are doing next week

This is absolutely brilliant

❤️❤️❤️

It's one of John's best pieces.

you are so right i got this video in my recommended after having flashbacks of the night my parents split up (it wasn’t pretty) and it is helping so much weirdly

I am here for a very similar reason, great to have a reliable source for this sort of thing. I love John Oliver's work but do wish I was not so upset by some of what I see him inform us of.

And make it an official town mascot, yes.

If you didn't see it coming from at least the Genetic Engineering "mouse and tick" skit, I don't really know what to tell you.

We just spent a major holiday celebrating Jesus' fursona. All signs point to yes.

Only John Oliver can get way with it.

Fursona? Please tell me you just made that up and no one has been using that word.

😂same😂

Same

Yeah among "Here's why even the amazing things we have now like organ transplants and intermodal shipping are actually dangerous bullshit that's totally out of control" we have an episode that's "Here's some strangeness out of Japan, they like their cute mascots and someone went in a chaotic direction with one. This looks like fun so we're going to play too."

lmao best comment

Well played.

It might still happen. Chiitan appears to be non too happy about being replaced if you follow its twitter. :)

👍😆

but what about your son’s son’s son’s son?

😂😂😂🤣🤣💀

"Let us therefore trust the eternal Spirit which destroys and annihilates only because it is the unfathomable and eternal source of all life. The passion for destruction is a creative passion, too!" - Mikhail Bakunin

Exhibit A: The Rape of Nanking

"It's too much soy sauce," Shinjo-kun said. "No," replied Chiijohn. "It's not enough fish."

Gabriel: That's a legitimately interesting quote. Honestly made me think of Appetite For Destruction by GN'R. Mjolnor: Jeez dude, that's dark. :/ Orion: That's my other favorite quote.

What meme?

Master of shit

@@MarceloRamos-uk8cd Google "is this a pigeon". It's a dude smiling and misidentifying a butterfly as a pigeon.

@@vez3834In the anime, the dude is a robot….so it kinda makes sense in context.

@@andrewollmann304 Yep yep, am aware :D I just wanted to describe it as shortly and succintly as possible

ChiiJohn will be found dead by the end of the week. Pray for him

what?

Laughing hard right now

That's a great reference to the WWE show 😂

I'm sure they hired a local mascot actor for this

Sssshhh! Don't ruin my secret joy.

@@bradandmawm3630 that, or it seems like HBO probably has access to actors who speak Japanese

They don't need to talk to have a conversation. Just play the video again without the sound, and thank me later.

yeah both professional mascots lol ...

I agree.

Yep yep yep

That Canadian election one was also good

I dunno. Trump & Syria was fantastic.

Now the SLAPP episode has to be a fan favorite.

I love this. And good on you.

Makes sense. There's so much stupid that a human can take...

@@axelpatrickb.pingol3228 explains the turnover rate of his cabinet

Did you know "self-care" is just a way to say "having fun" that makes it sound like you're still living up to the grinding responsibility of surviving under capitalism?

Gunman610 every talk show these days is just old people complaining about trump

Gunman610 every talk show these days is just old people complaining about trump

really?! that’s awesome!!!

Radtack thanks for clearing that up 👍🏽

Tonight?

I noticed that but was still confused because I haven’t seen the show do this before.

It's probably cause we haven't seen something to the level of the Mueller report before.

Right??

what was the reference?

@@bogaziciliceohaluk it was a popular meme knowyourmeme.com/memes/is-this-a-pigeon

My thoughts exactly! How was no one on his staff nerdy enough to get that?!?

haha, I didn't get the reference but I know that meme very very well. It's all over the place. I think people just don't know what the original original one said so they didn't link the two. Regardless, doesn't matter if the staff recognized it since it's all a joke anyway.

"dont talk to me or my son again" and all variations on that is a meme too.

It's implied.

11:37 the light green things on the table are a kind of cup.

They did when they ate sushi :)

or take over any islands?

Stevie Lawson *whoa there*

KianaWolf FEEL THE FEELS!! WE ALL MUST FEEL THE FEELS!!!!!!!!

I totes felt it 😂😢

@@Itsgonnabeok1325 Soo true, I feel those feels now...😂😢

Did you ever visit?

was waiting for a chitan cameo tbh

chitan is a yandere, he is stalking chijohn and waiting for the perfect moment to strike. lol.

I thought that's what was going to happen! Maybe on a later episode.

chitan challgenged him for an westeling match lol

Chiitan's twitter is all about making that happen now. It's the best thing ever.

Vrael Go to Chiitan Twitter page! Chiitan is threatening John Oliver there XD

I was expecting something similar, only with Gritty showing up to 'help'.

Check chiitan's Twitter, he's (she?) not happy

It needs a team up with the cat in the hat. Also, your username makes you the biggest nerd I’ll see today, and I’ve been on Warcraft 3 and Starcraft 2 forums.

Haha yeah he didn't get the is this a pigeon meme

hey guys! have you seen these hilarious things called Memes before?

IK LOL I had to take a break because I felt like it's weird they were barely discovering memes and jokes online lol.

haha look! he called that bird a birb! what? XD truthfully though i like John a lot so this was pretty endearing

It's so sweet and innocent...its not going to last is it?

I was waiting for mascot sex

I mean... I enjoyed it okay, but there really wasn't any more important topic that could be covered? Kinda weak.

I was waiting for the moment that it was revealed chiiton was head of the Yakuza or something.

I smell a fanfiction!

Same lol. My only theory is that this segment is a huge meta-joke because everyone expected him to talk about the Mueller report or something. This feels like one of those "And now, This" segments except stretched into a main story. That's the only guess I have. I mean, the story's vaguely interesting, but it's not only unimportant, it's aggressively unimportant. The video doesn't even focus on the impact on the city - the city's reaction is just mentioned tangentially. This feels like something that might interest his younger writers but I can't really imagine Oliver's actual opinions about this are as strong as he's making them out to be in the video, given that he's a 41 year old British man. If it's not a meta-joke maybe HBO just wanted them to come up with a story that would go viral and attract attention to the show across the world. Otherwise... I'm just confused. Maybe it's just because I'm out of touch.

Chiitan says, wielding a bat.

Check twitter. Chiitan wants to smash John though a table.

@@sienile Chiitan has already threatened John Oliver. twitter.com/ogecebel/status/1121643018946138113

They are birbs of a feather...

@Jonathan Taylor Fuck off. A lot of us aren't American and are happy that you're legalizing drugs : eventually you'll be too lazy and fucked-up to fight in wars and the world will be better for it.

Right on

Can we get like a children's book or something of this beautiful love story?

@@recon441 Are you kidding? I would watch a full length movie about this!

I was getting Frog and Toad vibes.

The most brilliant lines of writing for me were: - That's too much soy sauce. - No.... It's not enough fish.

But last week was about the Mueller Report....?

@@pranav3848 That's true, but it doesn't flow quite as well.

His suicide ratings were going through the roof.. they had to do something, and boy.. did they do something... #BestEpisodeEver

@@pranav3848 it was actually the same week

This segment was a total waste of time. They should have just took a break instead of wasting man hours on this crap.

And always will be

The end of this video made me realize how much I needed this. There are so many things to be anxious, angry or sad about these days, and yet witnessing this pair of mascots becoming buds felt pretty nice.

I'm not crying...you're crying. 😢😂

CINNAMON ROLL 😂😂😂

I love him too.

It sounded like Terence Stamp

It was Hugh Bonneville, from Downton Abbey!

@@valeriepark9444 ohhhh I knew I knew that voice!

I actually expected Chiitan to interrupt the last video.

@@0Clewi0 I feel robbed by Chitan not running in at some point to club someone :D But, not that Chitan is free, should we have her meet the THING from Phily?

John Oliver's twitter: I'm in a public beef with an unsanctioned Japanese otter. I needed this.

This is the first time I'm upset I don't have Twitter... fuckin Donny Tbag ruined it for me.

@@Blazo_Djurovic It would be a fun match now that Chiitan is probably learning more about US mascots. Out topic I find gritty fine, but also one of my favorite toys as a kid was a plastic skeleton with an elastic string. Besides woudn't one want your ice hockey mascot to be brutal as the sport? (I don't follow it)

And it was

Adorable Japaneseness is always necessary.

sicparvismagna Omg that’s gold XD

To be fair, sometimes Japanese themselves do that as well.

They sometimes write english words in their texts and titles

Thank You! I was reading that and was like "dang, I wish I knew more Japanese"

That's what katakana is for.

Francisco Robles Oh god! Me too! Lol! ;)

Yeah, I saw the notification and thought, Shit I’m late for work

Wasn't this from last week?

SAME.

Someplace somewhere in this miserable world It's already monday

Nope, they're just embezzling money from HBO at this point

If it's worth it, it's not too much.

He was on Colbert, joking about HBO and that "sweet, sweet dragon money." I'm pretty sure they can afford him!

what did i just watch :P

Is it not a consequence from John Oliver's church income ?

It’s very reminiscent of Frog and Toad. I really loved those books as a kid

This needs more likes.... So it'll get bumped for everyone to see!!

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Cap'n caviar Coming soon: Chiitan vs ChiiJohn: Son Of Son Of Son Of Justice

Cap'n caviar This is what the world should be like all the time.

And so began the 21st century bloodsport, luchii libre.

"wholesomeness" *Starts with the murder of a Jigglypuff"

@@louisgarbour2737 exactly what I thought

@@louisgarbour2737 dammit beat me too it… 2 years too late 😂😂😭

I also laughed.

I also cried

It's wholesome and hilarious 😂

Leonardo Cisija oh so there is a deep dive? No "And now this"?

@@basketanand He split it into 2 Main Stories: the Mueller report and Chiitan. They were separated by an And Now. Usually a bunch of Quick Looks come before the And Now

it's the whole premise of the show . You laugh more than at a comedy club and you learn more than at school

Best sentence ever

XD wow that isn't something I'd thought I'd hear today.

Please don't summarize such a wholesome thing like this XD

If you think about it, that's exactly where it belongs, where they all belong. What im saying is ship all furries to japan

LMAO!!!!

alex nagle This is one of the best and weirdest ways I’ve seen someone describe Japan

daiyahoo0101 - What else did you expected from a nippon ?

@@mizuamia827, Alex Nagle refers to the joke John Oliver once made about Japan.

That’s probably the best description of Japan I’ve ever heard

@Textual Predator Japanese Americans often use an english nickname...

Hi all the way over there!!

poohwithayellowshirt now I want to visit Susaki the next time I go to Kochi for the yosakoi festival :).

@@hakaibunshi Please do! It's quite a long drive from the Kochi airport, but I'm sure Chii John (and Susaki City of course) is worth the visit!

I stayed with a host family in Tosayamada. :) Kochi Prefecture is a beautiful place.

love to you from Kochi, India :)

Yeah I cried. The story was touching. I also probably an sleep deprived

"Plush persona" Don't you mean, fursona

u mispelt ragrats

What kind of drugs were you on when you liked this ridiculously UN-funny video? Wake up and get a life where you don't actually think John Oliver is funny. He's an UN-funny hack! And... he fucking stinks as a comedian. Just awful. His fans must be, by definition, mindless dolts.

facts

That thought crossed my mind

wouldve been to obvious

@Justin Z, i am i was waiting for it.

Give it time.... S O O N... >:3

Not so much disappointed, so much as surprising that it didn't happen

"Shinjo-kun taught chiijohn how to take one stick and make two sticks"

Otter chaos

OR is it hinting at a furthering relationship for Marlon Bundo and Wesley?

more the Winnie Pooh way to look at life ^^

@@emilionaranjo7337 No thanks, Emili yo-yo.

Yeah I came here just for this. I'm scared and confused.

I had to frantically check the date because I thought I _somehow_ must have lost a day.

Didn't this come out last week

@@pie3233 Yes, this is from last weeks episode.

he knows game of thrones clout is going to kill everything on Monday lol

@ it's Jewish ya prick

@ It's a Biblical name, and it's also Jewish and Christian.

@ I hope and pray that someday, you find someone who says they love you without needing either a massive bribe or threats of bodily injury. :'(

@@paige5689 Your comment sucks

@ Nice troll. 0/10

@Jaime Argudo wooooookaaaaaayyyyy

@Jaime Argudo what? why?

Dude, make and upload some stuff, then ask to get hired. You don't even have a profile pic. They're not going to take you seriously.

@@sienile Shut up senile

Gubte Fumcki no pfp no opinion

#hirejohnchessant

@@OneHourShower #hirejohnchessant

Collin S It might please you to know that John Oliver is actually in a Twitter beef with Chiitan because of this. 🙃

@@ladyscribe21 hahaha it pleases me greatly! Thank you for the info

I really thought that was the way it was going to end

Yeah, John knows his millenial audience. Haha we have no money nor career prospects HAHAHAHA *SOB*

@Lics Norgi Good russian bot, you have done your job.

@Lics Norgi Fake News Comment

You misspelled triggered.

Isn't it nice when you make a joke and somehow assholes from the internet manage to make a political and tribalist argument around it?