So does a "medium" turn into a "well-done" when they're grilled on TV?

Me: a engineering student with dyslexia, stoked to see John oliver talk about physics...

Ha, I was 18 and a family friend asked if I'd play a psychic for an end of the school year school carnival. It was ridiculous how much people believed I was real. I wrote a bunch of words on little slips of paper and would have the person pull a couple from a bag then work those into my "reading". A bleached blonde but very tan wealthy looking girl came to my table and I told her I saw her on a boat, and in the sunshine. She was shocked because she had a vacation on the river planned. Oh really? Wealthy girl has access to a boat? *gasp* Who could imagine that to be the case?!

My cousin used to believe in psychics. Till something happened to a friend of hers. Her friend’s teenage daughter walked out on her after a fight, and went missing. Mom went to a psychic, who told her the kid was dead in a ditch somewhere. Poor woman nearly killed herself from guilt and grief. The daughter came home next day, alive and well. She was just hiding out with some friends of hers. Not harmless!!!

"it's like learning that the second richest person in the world is this GameStop employee named Greg" hits a little different in 2021

I remember driving with my mom, and we past by a psychic office that said out of business, my mom said bet she didn’t see that coming.

I have a deep hatred of psychics after a personal experience with one. When I was 3 years-old, my mom passed away suddenly from a bad seizure; she had epilepsy and had stopped taking her medications because she discovered that she was pregnant with my little brother/sister. She was only 26. My grandmother, naturally, was absolutely sick with grief. This was in 1988 and there was a very popular psychic fraudster at the time named George Anderson; he would write books and give lectures and of course, do “private readings” for an astronomical fee. My grandmother reached out to him and he agreed to see her. She was barely able to function or get out of bed at the time, so the family figured, “It couldn’t hurt. If it makes her feel better.” My family does not have a lot of money; we wouldn’t even qualify as middle class. Even so, my grandmother booked a flight to New York City, made reservations at a hotel and paid the exorbitant fee for this quack’s time. I was too little to accompany her but the session was tape recorded and I listened to it years later when I was older. Predictably, the session was nothing more than a bunch of vague generalizations and sappy, asinine messages. “She’s telling me that she died unexpectedly” (this could easily be gathered, here was an elderly woman seeking to connect with her deceased daughter; parents usually outlive their children so obviously something unexpected happened). “She says to tell you she is fine and loves you very much” (typical of every psychic). He would ask leading questions and then come to conclusions based on information he had gathered by asking said questions. He didn’t say one thing that was unique or something only my mother would have mentioned, like, oh, I dunno, her 3 year-old daughter? Her fiancé, my stepfather, who she was planning a wedding with? It was so absurd. It made me angry he took advantage of a grieving mother to make a fortune off of, how many others has he done this to? I believe in an afterlife, I do not believe in psychics. They may seem harmless to some, but they are taking advantage of people’s pain and misery

I am disappointed James Randi (who made an entire career over having so-called psychics prove their abilities) wasn't mentioned. He had a $1,000,000 prize to anyone who could prove that their 'abilities' were real and not just due to probability. No one ever claimed it.

The funniest of debunk of all time....a psychic told Houdini that she was talking to his mom....his response, "I didn't know you were bilingual"....she said "i'm not"....his response, "thats funny because my mom didn't speak a word of English"

If my dad tries to communicate with me through someone like Teresa Caputo, I will never speak to him again for the rest of my afterlife.

i'm glad he mentioned Amanda Berry. her mom died thinking she was dead, too, since Amanda was in captivity for a literal decade. it's extremely sad and sylvia brown should have been held responsible.

The irony of John Oliver being a psychic about Game Stop stock during a segment disproving psychics. What an amazing reality

Rich Gamestop employee is a great 2021 reference... clearly John is a psychic...

John Oliver's commitment to constantly naming and shaming abusers makes me inordinately happy.

I went to a group reading once. When she went through her cold reading with me she didn't get anything correct - wrong letters (and I've lost quite a few people), no chest pains... She finally announced to the room that I was blocking her and moved on. The rest of the room fell hook line and sinker. Later my boyfriend overheard a conversation between people raving about her "powers" but also mentioned there was a 'difficult person' in the audience. I find that hysterical, if she had gotten ANYTHING correct I would've gone with it - but she didn't.

I'm 3 years late and probably no one will see this but I went to their free psychic website that would be "exactly as accurate as any psychic reading that you would pay money for" and the first video I got after clicking on the psychic reading button was "Does the mid-sized Korean fishing city of Gunsan have any significance to you?" I'm an American expat living in Korea and actually lived there for 6 months! It's an insignificant place even in Korea and when I mention having lived in Gunsan (now having moved to a much bigger city), Koreans are always flabbergasted how I ever ended up there. The chances are hilarious and certainly more accurate than what I would get from a paid reading!

That "Game Stop" joke aged like a fine wine...

I thought that John Oliver was gonna talk about physics.

I'm a 21 year old out on a Friday night and I'm thinking I'll just check this out for 2 minutes while I wait to get into the club. I'm in the club now and still listening to the whole damn thing. Please keep doing this Mr. Oliver.

My niece was amazed at a reading she payed well for. She was adamant that this woman told her things she could not have possibly known. Until I asked her if she had mentioned any of them on line. She had mentioned every one of these revelations on one platform or another. Psychics have a whole new way of reading your future since the advent of the internet.

At 15 I thought I was having psychic dreams. I would dream something and find out later that day it actually happened. I was falling asleep to music on the radio, and it turned out the news came on about an hour before I woke up.

One time I was at a psychic thing and I said “I never got a chance to come out to my grandma before she died. I just wanna know she’s okay with that.” And the psychic was like, “she forgives you for not being able to come visit her. She knows you had a lot going on.” And I was like, “oh uh no I VISITED her every day before she died. I meant like come out as bisexual.” And that woman’s face bro. Oof

Best psychic ever Tony Soprano. He has a 99.9% accuracy on knowing when someone will no longer be at the Thanksgiving reunion.

I'm autistic and my mom believes in psychics and they used to bully me all the time whenever my mom would try to have a psychic reading done and said that I just had a lot of negative energy and was possessed by demons

I'm a psychic John Oliver, Abraham Lincoln wants to tell you that yes, you do bear a turtle like resemblance

The second-hand embarrassment of the psychics being wrong nearly killed me

"He's a sophisticated, Manhattan, sex monster." John's one-liners are pure gold!!! 😂

I love Wanda Jo Oliver. I wish she were on the show more often.

Read this as “Physics” and was sorely disappointed that this wasn’t a science documentary

Brains are funny. I read the “Psychics” in the thumbnail as “Physics”. I was incorrect, but I was not disappointed.

Oh, dearest Randi... How much do we miss you.... 🌹❤️🌹 The best illusionist and absolute master in debunking "psychics", teaching scientists and us to recognise all their mean tricks and laying bare their greed for all to see. I so wished, someone like you would step up and continue your wholesome legacy! Cheers!

Pointing out Dr Oz is a walking joke is even more appropriate now than the 2 years ago he first said it

Damn. I came here because "Why the hell is John Oliver doing an episode on Physics?"

I misread this as "Physics: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)" Edit: *How in the fuck did this get over 2K likes*

When my aunt died my mom became obsessed with psychics and finding someone to connect her with my aunt. One day , we travel for 4 hours to visit this church that had psychic reading and a woman came to her and ask her things about my aunt to "find her on the astral side easier", the issue is my mom didn't tell everything, she only talked about my aunt 2 kids, but left the younger out, and didn't mention me , even though we were super close and i was there. Shocking but the letter only talked about my mom, nothing on the other siblings nor my grandparents, and her 2 kids , ignoring the younger. After that my mom lost faith on those things and im glad she did. Some of these things designed to bring confort can make things way worst when controled by money hungry manipulative monsters

Psychics are amazing! A psychic told me that my grandmother was going to die, and sure enough, 12 years later, she did!!!

When I was in 12th my psychology teacher told us he was a psychic and had a show he did in Manhattan and he wanted to try his powers here. He had people pick up dictionaries and could guess the word they picked. Guessed cards people picked. And guessed numbers we were thinking. With perfect accuracy. By the end I was completely convinced that psychics were totally real. On Monday he told us everything was fake, he doesn't have a show in Manhattan, it was all set up, we're all idiots.

"This week's meeting of the Clairvoyant Society has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances..."

I always laugh when a medium first makes contact with someone on the other side, they don’t know their name or even their first name initial. However, by the time they are finished talking to the deceased they are chatting in complete sentences …… amazing!

I love John Oliver's dimples. And his brain. And his cute accent. And the snark! John Snarkiver! Thank you!

“Yup, that boy is indeed in the opposite of heaven: he’s in a Denny’s” I died man

What I want to know is why are there dead people whispering initials into psychics' ears? "Tell her my name has an M or a J in it. She'll know it's me."

I remember many years ago that my supervisor was going to the state fair to see a psychic that is there every year and everything she says comes true. So the next day I asked her what she said and she told me that the psychic told her something significant would happen on November 12th. So I waited for November 13th and asked her if anything significant happened. She looked at me with a puzzled look. I reminded her about the psychic and she looked away and blew it off. I remembered because it was my birthday but she completely forgot.

I just imagine a ghost hanging out next to the medium, whispering to them "Psst, Pssst, say that there's a "R" somewhere in my name, or in an important month or a place we meet once."😂

Saw thumbnail.. Me: oh nice, it’s about Physics *clicks video* John: Psychics! Me: oh! *re-reads title*

Not to mention, Amanda Berry’s mom died of grief before Amanda was found. I don’t know how you could be a psychic and not feel horrible for contributing to stuff like that

"It is weird to envision a scenario in which something happened at the Today Show offices and then *Matt Lauer* was the one who went home and cried." Just a perfect delivery of that insane line.

The Matt Lauer jokes landed soooooo smoothly lol

You didn't disappear? "I'm right here." Lol

Apparently this episode shouldn't have been about informing people of the terrible nature of psychics, but instead about how to differentiate between the words "psychic" and "physics"

Wizard's First Rule: People are stupid, given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true. This has been so relevant over the years between politics, religion, and even with stuff like this psychic episode~

Watching this after my Mom passed away and I can definitely see how easily it would be to fall into these sorts of scams.

I would actually regularly watch a show called "Wakey, Wakey" with John Oliver.

"He's in the opposite of Heaven; he's in a Denny's" is iconic and no one can tell me otherwise.

I'm still waiting on a psychic to win the lottery.

A friend and I went to a psychic for shits & gigs. We both talked about our love lives. The psychic told us both the EXACT SAME THING. My friend was excited to tell me first how it went, and I never had the heart to tell her otherwise.

Wow. These shots against Matt Lauer were BRUTAL and i love it.

Wait a minute... This isn't about *_Physics!_*

Well, these folks might not be able to predict the future but the writers of the Game Stop joke sure can.

'You didn't disappear?' 'I'm right here' That was way too funny...

Four in ten Americans believe in psychics but apparently only two in five believe in reduced fractions...

I have a friend who talkes ťo the dead. They never talk back but he talkes to them. Lonely job being a undertaker.

PLEASE PLEASE HBO, make wakey wakey!!! I'd get up every morning and watch!

Wow, good for Greg, negotiating for shares of the company in his benefits package, that was real savvy of him

One thing that John didn't touch upon with the Pamela Brown/Amanda Berry incident, is that Amanda's mother died before Amanda escaped. Pamela Brown sent Louwana Miller to her death bed believing her daughter was dead, and that is beyond unforgivable. EDIT: Sylvia Brown NOT Pamela Brown

Let me just say that as a pediatric nurse, it's so frustrating to see your patient's parents make decisions about their care based on what a psychic told them. They need to honestly outlaw these scam artists.

This stuff is 100% totally real and I'm going to prove it to you. "Uranus will help land you a job," my psychic said. "How is that possible?" I wondered to myself. Then one day while I was going on interviews, I got this bad case of diarrhea. After I went to the bathroom and was done relieving myself, I noticed that I had made a mess and started cleaning up the toilet and the area around it with toilet paper and paper towels. After I exited the stall, low and behold, there was a man standing in front of me. "How would you like to be our next janitor?" he said. 😄

John Oliver… thank goodness for you! Truth, facts, reality! Calling out the horrible people out there! Thank you!

Oh! I thought it said _Physics_ . I expected something different.

The Sylvia Browne clip infuriated me. Amanda’s mother died before finding out that her daughter was alive. I hope Sylvia is rotting in hell for telling Lawauna that Amanda was dead. That is disgusting and shameful. It makes me sick to think about Amanda being abducted, terrorized in captivity daily, and forced to watch her mother be told that she’s dead on national television. RIP, Lawauna.

I always enjoy John Oliver humor

I love how when Meredith Viera is interviewing Theresa Caputo at 12:00, you can tell she's just thinking "This is such B.S." but has to remain professional.

"Logic isn't the reason you believe in them, and it won't be the reason you stop." Oh the burn

Houdini waged a hard-fought war against psychics for exactly these reasons. When his mother died, he tried using psychics to talk to her, but as an expert magician himself he caught on to their tricks quick. Then he started going all over the country debunking psychics left and right. He often went to seances in disguise until he figured out the trick, then ripped off his disguise and told everyone present exactly what was going on. He swore to his loved ones that when he died he would try to contact them no matter what, and devised a secret code with his wife so that no psychic could just bluff their way into convincing her. When he died her wife offered a reward to anyone who could contact his spirit, which means he kept debunking fake psychics even after his death. Only one medium was able to have "Houdini" speak to his wife matching the code. So for all we know that guy is the only legit psychic. Or at least, he was. He died in 1971. His name was Arthur Ford. Insert hitchhiker's guide reference here. ... But wait, there's more! After Arthur's death, the person writing his biography found evidence that many of his seances were faked, and that he did a lot of hot reading on his clients. On top of this, the code that Houdini and his wife used in their early acts was published in page 105 of Houdini, His Life Story. It's possible that this was the basis of Houdini's ghost code, and Arthur could definitely have read it. I personally like to believe that Houdini appears at every seance. Not because he was summoned, but to give the psychics a disapproving lecture about ethics. A lecture that they can't hear because, well, they're fakes.

“Ghost snitches get ghost stitches.” Dead 😂

Wanda Jo Oliver is AWESOME she's the perfect alter ego to John Oliver.

I read "Physics" in the thumbnail and got super excited. I only realized my mistake when he said "Psychics" and I died inside. Sooo depressing.

I wanted to see an psychic once. I went there, knocked the door and she answered: "Who is out there?" So I went away disappointed....

This man is a treasure, if he ever quits we lose a massive help to this nations intelligence deficit. Pay him well, pay his team well. As always, good work please keep it up!

You are the best of the best, John Oliver!!! 😊🎉

I love the Dad who communicates from the afterlife to let his daughter know she has a scar on her foot. Like thanks for that indispensable information, Dad. Any other priceless nuggets of wisdom from beyond the grave? Is the sky blue?

If I was murdered, I'd not only be naming names, but also making life as hard as possible for whoever did it.

what's even worse about the reading about amanda is that she was sitting on the couch next to her captor. he burst out laughing when the psychic said she was dead, and then he turned to amanda and taunted her about it. if i recall correctly, her mother passed away before she was able to escape. she was trapped in that man's house for years.

UNBELIEVABLE! My Grandma really was a pitch!

After my child died, I joined a number of online support groups. All of them were full of people claiming they got a reading from a medium about their dead kid. When I voiced my concerns, people told me I'm taking away the hope from them and practically ostracized me. Grief support groups would be great, but this frenzy about psychics is really making it impossible for non-believers like me to participate.

Wakey, wakey with John Oliver PRAISE BE!

I liked what Bryan Cox said about horoscopes. "I said that horoscopes are ridiculous claptrap and I apologize for that mis-statement. Horoscopes are actually dangerous lies force-fed to the vulnerable.."

Your wife is friggin talented Oliver, you did well my man!

In all seriousness, I would totally watch "Wakey, Wakey with John Oliver".

*John Oliver is an anti-depressant*

This made me think about an anecdote Christopher Hitchens once told about the writer of horoscopes for the New Statesman, who was fired with the words: "As you probably already know, I regret to inform you that you're fired."

The Travolta joke killed me 🤣

came to get a physics lesson from john oliver stayed to get a psychics lesson from john oliver

the only psychic i like is Shawn Spencer from _Psych_ because it's a fictional TV show about a guy pretending he's a psychic detective.

OMG I might love John's wife more than watching John ❤️ She's AMAZING!!!!

John Edward did a show at a venue I used to run, and had the NERVE to ask me where the nearest vending machine was. Ask me?? Ask my dead grandmother!!

Another reason for John to love New Zealand. Here and old law "Acting as a medium with intent to deceive" is still a punishable crime and is still actively enforced.

The psychics aren't wrong, the spirits are just giving them alternative facts.

The website is delightful btw and VERY worth visiting

Best and funniest show ever.