Pecker Gives Damning Testimony in Trump Trial; Noem Faces Backlash for Killing Dog: A Closer Look

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Seth takes a closer look at the prosecution's first witness in Trump's hush money trial confirming in damning testimony that the payments were part of a criminal conspiracy to defraud the electorate and help Trump during the 2016 campaign.
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@ecpracticesquad4674 Ай бұрын

The failure to train a dog is on the owner. This wasn’t some seasoned dog. We’re talking about a 14 month old pupper.

@MeloniousThunk Ай бұрын

We don’t know what she did afterwards… but black folks ain invite her to the cookout is all I’m sayin

@rebekahogle9021 Ай бұрын

This woman is NOT country.

@Paula-sw2tt Ай бұрын

She could so easily have re-homed that pure breed puppy! She is a very sick person.

@peterg5383 Ай бұрын

@@rebekahogle9021: neither is she rock and roll.

@gregbors8364 Ай бұрын

She comes off as bloodthirsty

@rosecity8033 Ай бұрын

Please never stop doing your Lindsey Graham impressions, because they are a thing of beauty, and only slightly less ludicrous than the man himself.

@MarcKloos Ай бұрын

Meemaw approves 👍🏼

@yarazooom Ай бұрын

never stop Meemaw

@inviktus1983 Ай бұрын

Seth needs to do an animated series based entirely off his Lindsey Graham impression. It needs to happen.

@AsifKhan-jq3vw Ай бұрын

I love it Lindsey talking to his mom.

@lstapes7 Ай бұрын

@@AsifKhan-jq3vwNot his mom…a Meemaw is someone’s grandmother.

@richardreynolds6398 Ай бұрын

The idea of her thinking it would be OK to go public with killing a puppy speaks to her judgement as much as her callousness towards life. How could she possible expect it would be OK to say. "I shot a puppy." to the general public...a puppy for God's sake. This woman should not be in charge of an outhouse.

@lmd2215 Ай бұрын

Noem thought it was OK because she knows that most of Trump's voters are cruel people who would probably admire her for having the "courage" to shoot a dog in the head and brag about it. The ability to torture and murder an innocent creature is something she admires and believes that Trump and his followers admire as well. And she is correct. Give it a week or two, FOX News and their viewers will come around and start praising her for this. Trump will too and then choose her as his VP. Noem knows Trump, she knows his followers, she knows exactly what they want.

@kenster8270 Ай бұрын

She seems like a MTG brand of nuts. She's even gotten herself banned from entering any of the larger reservations due to her increasingly hostile attitude toward the tribes in her state. So the governor of SD is effectly a persona non grata in 17% of her own state!

@nancysmith8626 Ай бұрын

She just outed herself as a sociopath. Not that we couldn't already tell.

@una8567 Ай бұрын

She should be in it!

@Buttercup697 Ай бұрын

She’s not allowed to step foot in one-third of her state.

@DennisSpadafore-bt5xv Ай бұрын

The ending was gold. "Gave me a smile I could be proud of". That's the last thing that dog saw.

@thatswhatisaid8908 Ай бұрын

I had to hang onto all my cat-lover identity to laugh at that one!

@michaelccozens Ай бұрын

I think there's a lot of potential there for a "Kristi Noem as Jack Nicholson's "Joker"" meme in there. You know, "shake-a-paw with a lethal joy-buzzer" stuff; "WHOA-HO, WE GOT A LIVE PUP HERE!!". Brooding over TV coverage of 45's psychopathy while methodically strangling a basket of 6-week-old Golden Retrievers; "Wait'll they get a load of me!".

@user-em6ie2be7x Ай бұрын

When I saw this story my only thought was Kristi Noem is a Sociopath who shouldn't be allowed anywhere near anything with a pulse.

@sherinameless1618 Ай бұрын

What's scary is that she thought, "Everybody respects people who shoot house pets for being too happy."

@marvinmartin4692 Ай бұрын

As well as her children !

@biggtrux Ай бұрын

Noem the Merciless.

@MatthewTheWanderer Ай бұрын

Yeah, that's cartoon villain levels of psychopathy!

@alex35agm Ай бұрын

Well,her political career just died.

@Mike-ph5rn Ай бұрын

Noem said "the dog was untrainable". It was a puppy. Good thing your parents don't share your decision making process.

@rachelstanger6079 Ай бұрын

She has children. . .

@Lv-nq9qz Ай бұрын

I think you meant too bad they didnt share her decision making process

@johanneskaiser8188 Ай бұрын

@@Lv-nq9qzI agree and am taken aback at thid coldness at the same time.

@hesimplywillnotdie Ай бұрын

@@rachelstanger6079 Was gonna say - imagine how she treated her children.

@rachelstanger6079 Ай бұрын

@@hesimplywillnotdie I don't have to imagine. My dad was just like her. Supposedly dispassionate farmer, but in actuality just cruel to animals and us, his children

@yoha5298 Ай бұрын

That Linsey Graham impression always kills me😂

@mrcurly1147 Ай бұрын

Miss Linsey is the creepiest of them all. When is someone going to donate a spine for that simple fool.

@maryhales4595 Ай бұрын

Every time he brings up Lindsey Graham I just can't wait to see what he's going to yell at Meemaw about 😂😂

@4yerears Ай бұрын

Yes, yes, yes!!! Magnificent! Seth is great at voices; but this is his best routine!!

@ro2670 Ай бұрын

@@4yerearsI’m torn between him yelling out Meemaw and Mel. They are both so funny and the voices are perfect.

@yoha5298 Ай бұрын

@@ro2670 his Trump is really funny too

@funnyfarm5555 Ай бұрын

We adopted a dog a dog in 2019 that was 26 months old in January 2019. She had been in two other homes in the 90 days prior to us being approved to adopt her. She had aggression issues they told us, so they were concerned. We told them we have trained dogs all our lives. Well she bit me one time in training her, but she is still here after five years. She is now so gentle and snuggly , trained to many hand signals, whistle signals and voice commands. All it takes is time and the right approach, don't try to fix everything at once. Food or the lack thereof obviously was an issue with her at prior homes (gained 14 pounds after coming here), hair is longer coat is shinier. Our grandson for a living, works with people and their supposed untrained dogs, to train them right. Noem shot a smelly goat too. Daughter has goats on her farm, some ranked in the top ten in the USA. Male goats pee on their face to attract the female when they come into their cycle. Don't understand it and don't want to; works for the goats so let them go for it.

@catseye1009 Ай бұрын

It is nice to hear stories like yours. What many people do not understand is that when one takes in an animal as a pet, they are making a commitment for 20 years or so. That means through thick and thin, and everything in between. At the very least turn the animal into a shelter so they have a chance to live. Preferably a no-kill or private shelter.

@anikejulien7273 Ай бұрын

Would you say that training a cat is possible well after being 2 years old?

@lavonwatson8814 Ай бұрын

I'm beginning to think that Noem is worthless and untrainable. I'm wondering what she would say we should do about that? 😂

@andybaldman Ай бұрын

Make her Vice President

@ewestner Ай бұрын

I hate that governor.

@SuperLeica1 Ай бұрын

@@andybaldman She might hang, if Trump has a bad day.

@marvinmartin4692 Ай бұрын

Let’s take a walk in the gravel pit!

@Tonyhouse1168 Ай бұрын

“Look at the field over there Kenny, I mean Kristy”

@jpdemer5 Ай бұрын

"I hated the dog, so I killed it," is not the kind of "tough decision-making" that I want in the White House.

@playinglifeoneasy9226 Ай бұрын

She thought so long and hard her kids didn’t even get home from school yet. “Mommy, where is Cricket, I drew a picture for him”

@jensee2691 Ай бұрын

I' hope you are kidding. Wait, you are right, it must have been really tough to kill a puppy after he had fun and she hated it having fun. that' is a tough decision. And heck when anyone has fun she will pull out her AR 15 and blow them away oh forgot take them to the gravel pit first. This woman is one sicko. And it has nothing to do with living on a farm. I mean is she in such a backward area that there are not animal shelters to give the dog too. And the goat because he smelled bad. Wow, what is she going to do with trump when he reportedly farts and stinks. Trump I'd be careful of her

@BogeyTheBear Ай бұрын

It does fit the GOP platform of _"If you cannot serve my needs, you have no right to exist."_

@ryshow9118 Ай бұрын

That's the GOP platform. Can you not currently and actively benefit me? Let's step out back....

@GlennTillema Ай бұрын

What if the United States was attacked by dogs? Did you think about that?!?! /sarcasm

@lordcaptain73 Ай бұрын

Holy heck the closing joke and smile afterwards was wonderful. Thank you Seth 😂😂😂

@aaronlittle5478 Ай бұрын

As dark as Noem's soul

@Geekeric Ай бұрын

I don't know how I survive without this show.

@somberjpg Ай бұрын

I hate when they take hiatus because my whole routine feels messed up 😢

@myfriendsim Ай бұрын

@@somberjpgomg same

@davesnothere420 Ай бұрын

She shot her dog in the face, that's a whole different level of psychotic...

@ellengrace4609 Ай бұрын

And immediately after she offed her goat because it stank and got her kids clothes dirty. Took two shots.

@mslinda8456 Ай бұрын

OMG 😭🤮

@DrinkTheKoolAid62 Ай бұрын

Then told the dog to go _ _ _ _ itself

@catherinelewis1951 Ай бұрын

Sure hope her kids are well-behaved.

@KingoftheJuice18 Ай бұрын

But seriously, is that what the books says?

@amberx1863 Ай бұрын

That puppy story is going to give me nightmares. I wish I could unhear it. I wondered why the pet adoption process at the SPCA required such a long questionnaire, and now I see that they’re trying to weed out exactly this type of person.

@landonewts Ай бұрын

I know what you mean. That poor dog. Most humans would surrender to a no-kill shelter so it could find a better home. I shudder to think what her “training methods” were like if they included this sad end as an option.

@guided1 Ай бұрын

lindsey graham impressions are the best!!🤣

@nigelsdebbie Ай бұрын

Welcome back, missed you Seth!

@Ashtarte3D Ай бұрын

Noem's defense is so disgusting. My husband was raised on a dairy farm and was used to having to put down animals WHEN THEY WERE OLD AND INVALID. Noem also put down a goat because it was "mean and nasty" and apparently smelled bad. Not cause it was old or needed to be done but because she's a monster.

@ekay9783 Ай бұрын

UH OH old and smelled bad? watch out Trump!

@CorwinFound Ай бұрын

I used to say that the world is divided between those who could put down their own dog, and those who couldn't. Meaning that some people are better able to deal with harsh realities and take responsibility. (A juvenile belief for sure.) Little did I know there was a third category of people who _wanted_ to put down their own dog and then used it as an opportunity for diverse pets. Agggghhh! These people are getting so very very weird and disturbed.

@Shawn-gr5ww Ай бұрын

Why is it ok in your eyes to kill animals that are old? I can tell you that living on a dairy farm Animals are killed for far more reasons than they just got old. And nuisance animals are ordered by state and local officials to be put down all the time, what’s the difference here. Quit your faux outrage.

@cherylsmith950 Ай бұрын

@@ekay9783OMG for sure! 😂😂😂😂😂

@carolking6772 Ай бұрын

Her redeeming qualities are that she tried to get her daughter a fake realtor license and she had an affair.

@treezafernweh4156 Ай бұрын

Seth - I just love when you bring up Lindsey’s mee-maw. Thank you! 😂

@TJM-vg3ei Ай бұрын

I love mee-maw stories, too!

@markhagen1329 Ай бұрын

LOL! "Does she think cats can vote?" OMG....that got me.

@sherinameless1618 Ай бұрын

Cats would never vote for Noem; they have an eerie ability to detect evil.

@shannonrossi8628 Ай бұрын

I love Seth's "Lindsay Graham and MeeMaw" bits. They make me happy.

@Threecrazydogs63 Ай бұрын

Me too!!!

@garyperkovac1002 Ай бұрын

My God. My God.... When are we going to finally wake up? How insane do you have to be to want to vote for a man like Trump?

@michelewalburn4376 Ай бұрын

Not insane, brainwashed.

@peterpiper7441 Ай бұрын

"And I use the term 'man' loosely."

@lindagorham1409 Ай бұрын

@@michelewalburn4376or maybe aLOT of both

@wademedlin3822 Ай бұрын

Remember, "woke" is a horrifying four letter word in the maga mindset. And their strength is bounding in fearsomeness. Becoming woke is, a traitorous blasphemy, in their religious discipline.

@megahappy2bemeIntheStarz Ай бұрын

@@michelewalburn4376 I think both because Rosanne actually has a mental illness, though being an asshole doesn't come with mental illness. I just mean the mentally unbalanced that believe crap like the government is after them and then want a guy that breaks the law and does such anti-social crap which is like having an anti-social personality disorder etc. So I think BOTH vote for tRump and the MAGA nuts.

@Lyndiloo Ай бұрын

I feel like a lot of people are overlooking the fact that 3 horses truly needing euthanasia at the same time is... highly unlikely.

@Birdyblue12 Ай бұрын

Yes I thought that too

@Lv-nq9qz Ай бұрын

In her defense, starbucks ran out of the pink stanley, and something had to feel her wrath

@mekullag9787 Ай бұрын

Well I suppose “needing“ euthanasia is kind of an unclear state, it‘s possible that they had all three had been getting progressively worse, maybe one still had a few good months, maybe another was a few months overdue and when they had the doctor come they decided out of practicality to kill them all. If the horses were very close to one another it might have actually been a good call, because they didn‘t have to suffer the loss of a friend. I think we can‘t judge her actions too harshly, honestly, because unless we‘re moral vegetarians/vegans we‘re likely to be hypocritical. When it comes to my food I tend to think that it‘s fine to give an animal a good life and then kill it. I do think we can judge her character harshly, though, because she killed the dog and the goat out of frustration, spite and anger, not for economical reasons. Probably not the type of person we want to be in charge of anything meaningful.

@grmpEqweer Ай бұрын

I'm a vegan for health reasons, but I still think what Noem did was awful.

@michelewalburn4376 Ай бұрын

@@mekullag9787vegans and vegetarians can't either because plants are sentient beings too. Trees share resources, mother trees share with their own children first. That is proof of them being sentient. To place one before another shows caring and caring proves sentientism.

@cannibalbananas Ай бұрын

1) the graphics department did a great job with Seth and the pigeons in the park. 10/10 2) that last joke was great! you and your crew were missed.

@NicoleNichelle Ай бұрын

Noem made the *ANIMAL FLUB* of the CENTURY!!! I expect this week's 'Animal Flubs' jingle to be one for the ages! 🤩

@fewernotes Ай бұрын

Oh my glob, I didn't think of this! That is a genius insight!

@johnaverill6308 Ай бұрын

Right, it is normal to put down animals on a farm when they get too old and sick. NOT when they're 14 months old. What a lunatic

@Balletified Ай бұрын

It’s illegal in my country to kill your own pets or livestock.

@smhs1262 Ай бұрын

I wonder what this puppy killer's views are on abortions, the human sort. Perhaps like puppies, will she choose to terminate the child in the 14th month after birth? Just when potty training fails? It truly is a slippery slope

@patriciafuentes7988 Ай бұрын

@@Balletified they can't kill their own livestock? How do cattle ranchers...

@patriciafuentes7988 Ай бұрын

Pretty cool that the enquirer is also making money off reporting on making money for catch and kill 😂

@gayleelliott3319 Ай бұрын

@@Balletified Then you're in a wonderful country!

@willemdewilde1735 Ай бұрын

the way she treated that puppy is the way she will treat you.

@jackie9190 Ай бұрын

It says a lot about her that she even put that horrible act in her book.

@Missunderstood103 Ай бұрын

U know it's gonna B a good one when Seth brings out the 'Lindsey Mee-Maw' rant.

@stevenschwartzhoff1703 Ай бұрын

Noem also writes how her kids asked about Cricket when they got back. Wonder if they simply said "yeah, had to be done."

@chenzen1578 Ай бұрын

Maybe she says "Be good, or..."

@davidserlin8097 Ай бұрын

“Worthless and untrainable.” Yep, that’s Trump.

@birbluv9595 Ай бұрын

And Noem.

@rocketamadeus3730 Ай бұрын

Not even housebroken from what I hear.

@s.d.c5513 Ай бұрын

Depends...@@rocketamadeus3730

@joannajamerson35 Ай бұрын

#witchesunite #witchesdoyourthing

@dmochat Ай бұрын

@@rocketamadeus3730He's not housebroken, but he is a homewrecker.

@mahrze Ай бұрын

Feels like forever since last ep.

@LindaC616 Ай бұрын

Doesn't it, though!?

@LateBloomerMedia Ай бұрын

Sethsquatch

@paulyricca3881 Ай бұрын

🥃👴🏻 ROBERT DUNDER IN 24

@sweetsugarjones Ай бұрын

Sure seems like these guys take a lot of time off nowadays.

@i.am.navkaur Ай бұрын

Seth and Crew, I missed you several times while you were away. Would've LOVED to get your take on the trial each day!!! Glad you're back.

@smallcutepuppy Ай бұрын

I too did not handle the hiatus well. Glad to see you back, Seth. I was worried that Mac had gotten you.

@earthknight60 Ай бұрын

Anther nice tidbit about Nome is that she is banned from entering 17% of the state she governs due to her treatment of Native People in South Dakota.

@lilianevanbel3123 Ай бұрын

Now those are real Americans!❤

@annemettefrederiksen7751 Ай бұрын

Probably because they fear that she feels about tjem as she did about those poor poor animals, I dont blame them ans I wish we could bar her from humanity...

@catherinelewis1951 Ай бұрын

Says a lot about Noem's humanity that she didn't surrender their dog to a rescue. Give dogs the chance to live.

@hewlettwilliam4650 Ай бұрын

Pro life doesn't cover dogs or goats in Christy's world

@InksplatOops Ай бұрын

Could sell the dog, give him away, call the vet and say she needed help rehoming him. Could have hired a trainer for him. Could have bought a leash. The story is seriously crazy.

@lilianevanbel3123 Ай бұрын

Apparently she treats native Americans the same.😢😢😢

@user-hq5hs7bt2c Ай бұрын

What scares me is that her mindset is "If it annoys me or doesn't do what I say, it's useless". Will anti trumpers be on her 'useless' list?

@taefravis Ай бұрын

@@hewlettwilliam4650 Pro life does not even cover human life in Killer Kristi's life! I feels sorry for her kids..if they even look like they are sick then she will say to them "Hey come out back with mommy and her new Glock"

@nathandougherty7058 Ай бұрын

The last thing the dog saw... devastating.

@rustzz8 Ай бұрын

So glad you're back! I look forward to a closer look 3-4 times a week.

@NewMessage Ай бұрын

In her defense, Kristi DeNoem's dalmatian coat looks fantastic!

@molsongrrrl Ай бұрын

'See my vest ... see my vest ...' (Mr Burns)

@rosecity8033 Ай бұрын

Her horsehair couch is looking pretty good, too.

@robynrains7252 Ай бұрын

😂

@wvu05 Ай бұрын

@@molsongrrrl Made of real gorilla chest

@biggtrux Ай бұрын

Noem the Merciless.

@brianlewis8722 Ай бұрын

EVERY damn time Seth breaks out the Lindsey and MeeMaw voices, I die laughing. Thank you Seth!

@robyrotenberry2960 Ай бұрын

Kills me every time 😂

@RobertJohnson-bj5lk Ай бұрын

Nobody in Gov. Noem’s orbit thought that printing the words: “I hated that dog” was a bad idea???

@Hadenufyet Ай бұрын

That’s how sharp they are. “Show how *masculine* you are Kristi; the closeted men will love it. There aren’t very many dog lovers in USA”

@lastgentleman8099 Ай бұрын

"Last thing that dog saw" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@vinniediesel1369 Ай бұрын

Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities, has the power to make you commit atrocities. ~Voltaire

@gliberty42 Ай бұрын

Describing fascism in a nutshell.

@user-em6ie2be7x Ай бұрын

Steven Miller calling Trump a "Fashion Icon" was the weirdest thing ever!

@clareerickson9136 Ай бұрын

Steven Miller is the weirdest thing ever 🤪

@avengingmime Ай бұрын

"Just add zis red armband sir und it vill be perfect 👌 "

@cyndis3942 Ай бұрын

next he'll be trying to dress him in Hugo Boss ;)

@pietrojenkins6901 Ай бұрын

What about this ''party of law and order'' plus ''party of family values'' doing lots of stuff that proves the exact opposite ?

@Pretty_Fly_on_a_White_Guy Ай бұрын

*Stephen Sorry, I’m a huge fan of the Steve Miller Band ;p

@JanusDrejer Ай бұрын

"Last thing that dog saw..." Brutal! 😅

@Amanda57563 Ай бұрын

Proud to have been here since the standing monologues.

@noahman27 Ай бұрын

Thank God you are back! Two weeks without this show - that's inhumane treatment! :)

@DustyJones1997BGCL Ай бұрын

"Killing an innocent puppy? That's beyond inhumane. Animal abuse charges should be brought against anyone capable of such cruelty.

@Billy-cs4cc Ай бұрын

Ya, like Flawed o duh government, they do it all the time. They are evil

@kimbercole2438 Ай бұрын

I wish!

@intomnia3313 Ай бұрын

@@kimbercole2438now that gave me a smile I can be proud of!

@zmaxx21 Ай бұрын

She passed a law that made it ok to do that horrible thing in her state. She is trash.

@MasterZhao Ай бұрын

Of course she isn't going to prison anytime soon. Anyone seen Michael Vick?

@jonlaubert8826 Ай бұрын

Falls asleep while "WORLD TURNS", just like an old man, my dad, at 85!

@user-un4zy3rw7m Ай бұрын

We are all glad you are back also.

@amethystsavage4018 Ай бұрын

14 months old? So, she expected him to be a fully trained hunting dog when he was only a little over a year old?

@kayeroskaft9619 Ай бұрын

And I bet she didn’t train him at all

@Lv-nq9qz Ай бұрын

But theres more. She trained the dog to hunt quail, and put it down because it got lose and attacked a neighbors chickens. How is that the dogs fault, you trained it to hunt birds, and quail arent much different from chickens. Sounds like she just wanted to shoot something.

@kfeldinAZ Ай бұрын

Missed you, Seth!

@paulyricca3881 Ай бұрын

🥃👴🏻 U NEED A JOB

@kristienmariepetersen Ай бұрын

Me too!

@swiftdog49er51 Ай бұрын

Love the podcast, but even more when you promote on here. It has become so hilarious 😂😅. I've had relatives watch your podcast because of it.

@penelopegreene Ай бұрын

I could've name checked "Vague" Ramaswamy for him. But then, again, his name's better that way! 😁

@user-xr8mg7oj8t Ай бұрын

So do you @@paulyricca3881

@LynStLouis Ай бұрын

Oh my gosh, Seth, it's so good to have you back!

@drdv1974 Ай бұрын

Glad to have you back Seth!

@grizzlynad Ай бұрын

“It’s the last thing that dog saw” That was dark!! 🤣🤣🤣

@mslinda8456 Ай бұрын

That made me cry and sick to my stomach. That poor puppy!

@TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods Ай бұрын

Well...he ain't lying!

@nth.aurora Ай бұрын

Did he ad lib that line?

@sophiedeveraux3560 Ай бұрын

Making Scollins proud.

@tdinap Ай бұрын

You know it's dark when the audience is there but you can still hear that one guy on the crew laughing louder than all of them combined.

@silva7493 Ай бұрын

Who in Hell can even "hate" a puppy?

@CollinMcLean Ай бұрын

Scrappy Doo...

@aminmian7291 Ай бұрын

Stephen Segeal, he killed a 14-month puppy with an armored car for a show

@user-sf3yr4wq4t Ай бұрын

I knew there was a reason I was disgusted by Steven Segal

@mekullag9787 Ай бұрын

if it was 14 months old, it was not a puppy, it was a teenage dog. Even large dogs should at that point look pretty close to their "finished" versions and they´re likely already fully capable of reproduction. Dogs are a lot of work and some breeds are much more work still. We got a dog half a year ago and she´s lovely, but I still feel overwhelmed at times with how much attention she needs. If I didn´t love dogs as much as I do, I could imagine growing resentful over time. Not the dog´s fault, obviously, that woman is still awful, just maybe in a different way. Also, that dog was likely in puberty, where rebellious behaviour is absolutely expected. No one who has done any research on dogs should be surprised by this. Still it´s no wonder that this is the most typical age range at which families not headed by psychos end up giving their first dog away. But there´s just no way you can look at a dog at that age and make any sort of judgement as to how "trainable" it will end up being.

@Maryjanelovesgreen Ай бұрын

@@user-sf3yr4wq4t. Not to mention he’s a sexual predator and abuser..That’s why he moved to Russia!!

@frogdogink4415 Ай бұрын

Brilliant as always! ❤

@madalynnmccarron4590 Ай бұрын

now i finally have the encouragement i needed to write that novel, thanks Seth!!!

@Jfriedman420 Ай бұрын

My nights have been so BORING without A Closer Look...so glad you're back!

@jacobsims8307 Ай бұрын

You might need a surprise inspection of your calendar, and take a closer look at fun things to do. 😂🎉

@paulyricca3881 Ай бұрын

🥃👴🏻 BUY CABLE

@Ducky69247 Ай бұрын

I've lived without it almost more than it's been available this year, which means I no longer require it. I unsubbed.

@justjackie7272 Ай бұрын

@@Ducky69247 BUT YET YOUR HERE 😂😂😂

@Ducky69247 Ай бұрын

@@justjackie7272 nah, I just unsubbed when I saw the video in my feed.

@Dan-Simms Ай бұрын

So happy you are back, your jokes are needed in this joke of a world we are living in.

@karen-ec8yz Ай бұрын

Don’t you ever call a veterinarian to euthanize an animal who is ill or old?

@mrtrailesafety Ай бұрын

Corey Lewandowski learned why Cricket was the safe word.

@lindaw8391 Ай бұрын

I've been listening to Family Trips for the past 2 weeks while Seth and Colbert were on break and I've really enjoyed it! But I'm very happy to have a closer look back!

@shawnsmolk9314 Ай бұрын

In one segment PoxNews says trump can't get a fair trial in Democrat New York. In the next segment they claim that all the people in New York love him.

@terri6854 Ай бұрын

Exactly. Their only standards are to just say whatever will sound good at the time.

@patkopitke5823 Ай бұрын

"Pox News" - I haven't heard that one before 😂 Thanks for sharing

@jessicapatton2688 Ай бұрын

They do that a lot actually!

@rumrstv Ай бұрын

It's same way they portray Biden as a doddering old fool and a master criminal.

@cathyhurd4890 Ай бұрын

Not Harlem

@dietotaku Ай бұрын

"I did not do well mentally without the show to process the news" YOU AND ME BOTH, SETH, NEVER LEAVE US AGAIN

@Ducky69247 Ай бұрын

Unfortunately the continued abandonment has left me sour on the whole show. They've lost my sub.

@amywarhaft8297 Ай бұрын

The picture they showed was awesome

@alicegoodman4581 Ай бұрын

I hate it when he takes a vacation! You can never leave us again, Seth! Block off October- February of next year! NO VACATIONS then!

@ermaek2145 Ай бұрын

Good on you Seth and your writing team! You made me laugh outloud! Was much needed, thank you!

@richzimmerman4010 Ай бұрын

This was a great one!

@70foolio Ай бұрын

YES, finally “A Closer Look”! Man I can’t go 2 weeks without Seth Meyers. ❤😂😅

@gayleelliott3319 Ай бұрын

Yes, who doesn't love Seth? And his family, too--come to that!

@andybaldman Ай бұрын

Weak people are drawn to psychopaths.

@loriethayermorse162 Ай бұрын

So glad yall are back!

@zoemalcolm2897 Ай бұрын

Laughing out loud for every second! I have SO missed you!!! Top form 😂

@ryanyoung8638 Ай бұрын

Love that Seth’s back! Only thing I’m disappointed with is Seth missed a opportunity to mention how ‘Catch & Kill’ sounds like something Kristi Noem has a lot of practice with 😂 (though I’m sure Scollins has already suggested it!)

@NewMessage Ай бұрын

Meemaw is a corpse in an old wicker wheelchair, on the top floor of Lindsey's house, isn't she.

@sigil8386 Ай бұрын

I will forever think of this when I see Lindsay Graham.

@DIESEL0759 Ай бұрын

She's in the fruit cellar: "Mrs. Graham....*SCREAM!!!!!!*" (insert Bernard Hermann strings here)

@richardvickrey4786 Ай бұрын

I am digging the obvious Psycho reference. Well done! 💙

@pemdechen6300 Ай бұрын

That's dark .....and probably true 😂

@raghailligh1080 Ай бұрын

@@richardvickrey4786 Tennessee Williams filtered through Hitchcock!

@jenniferriske1328 Ай бұрын

so happy you’re back from Spring Break. You were missed!

@ficialintelligence1869 Ай бұрын

Didn't know what to do with your hands. Thank you! I share your struggle.

@johnl9135 Ай бұрын

Shot a 14 months old puppy is nothing to be proud about. This crazy B should be locked up for animals abused.

@celestinoguevara3181 Ай бұрын

You are right if we would done that we could be in big trouble

@bullseycarttoob Ай бұрын

@@celestinoguevara3181 what?

@bettycunicelli8552 Ай бұрын

I agree. That bothers me so much...that poor dog.

@lisarood9509 Ай бұрын

And the objection is not to putting the dog( or horses) down but the fact that it was not done humanely. How awful do you have to be to shoot a puppy? Isn't she famous enough to call Cesar Milan?

@celestinoguevara3181 Ай бұрын

@@lisarood9509 I would never ever do something like that and even worst some politicians defending her

@ChandlerSomborac Ай бұрын

His lawyers can call him 'President Trump' all they want, but there is nothing presidential about what’s unfolding in that courtroom.

@yarazooom Ай бұрын

only presidential farts those are 'private acts' not 'official. he should sit outside like a gassy DOG. or maybe be 'put down' for it

@cassius3745 Ай бұрын

Bold statement.

@FluxDeimos Ай бұрын

There was nothing presidential that unfolded during his presidency either lol

@carsonlovescarts Ай бұрын

The unraveling of democracy before your very eyes never is you deluted kook.

@busoptr Ай бұрын

Trump is like the villain in a Scooby-Doo episode.

@s9lecomp Ай бұрын

UP WITH PEOPLE!!! My dad gave me his records when I was a kid and that was one of my favorite ones.

@kahleeb624 Ай бұрын

Omg the Kristi thing at the end was absolutely amazing! Hand down the best ending yet! 😂😂😂

@Gess575 Ай бұрын

The 1st I heard of Kristie Noem is when she announced with pride that her 1 or 2 y/o grand daughter has her own shotgun and rifle.

@jackharrison7613 Ай бұрын

no way! Does she know how to load it? and aim it at people? who kill puppies?

@cynhanrahan4012 Ай бұрын

I'm a retired dog trainer. You do not just turn an untrained dog loose and expect it to hunt over it. It takes a long time to teach them to be steady. Apparently Noem is an idiot as well as guilty of animal abuse. Plus, my goat farmer friend doesn't keep a male goat on the property because they stink. She brings one in for a a couple weeks of wild goaty love with her does, and then sends him back to his owners. No need to kill it in the puppy pit Kristy.

@grmpEqweer Ай бұрын

I understand goats can be "de-stank" by freezing their scent glands, with dry ice, when they're babies.

@jimmysthoughts8571 Ай бұрын

I just love how you worded that. "weeks of wild goaty love" had me rolling, lmao

@anitadees4223 Ай бұрын

You are so very right about the time and patience it takes to train a hunting dog. You are right about buck goats also. Most goat owners don't keep them year-round.

@lisarood9509 Ай бұрын

Same here! That is one of the funniest things ever!

@benjaminwaterman9580 Ай бұрын

I read this...and just thought ewe.

@HWCism Ай бұрын

Now that was a good show! Thanks

@stephenkleinsmith2248 Ай бұрын

As always, great show

@KintokiSan Ай бұрын

When has the "other people do it" defense ever worked? Like ever? These people have had such sheltered childhoods it's insane!

@chasethevioletsun9996 Ай бұрын

Noem was telegraphing that she is willing to destroy anything and anyone that defies her.

@robertw1962 Ай бұрын

Dominionist credo.

@pickledragonrebel Ай бұрын

🎯

@kadafi183 Ай бұрын

Happy you guys are back

@karenharper8202 Ай бұрын

I have really missed you Seth!

@vinniediesel1369 Ай бұрын

Signs of a sociopath • behavior conflicting with social norms, repeatedly pushes the envelope into uncharted territory. • disregarding or violating the rights of others, insubordinate to any form of authority. • unconcerned in distinguishing between right and wrong. • inability to show remorse, for they have none, void of empathy. • tendency to lie often, repeatedly, automatically. Behaves in a risky, impulsive, dangerous manner. • extremely manipulative, exploits others without any care of who gets hurt. • no conscience or guilt, refusal to accept responsibility for their actions, claiming ownership in the success of others.

@erikaswanson7072 Ай бұрын

Are we talking about Trump or the governor of South Dakota?

@connywolfram8305 Ай бұрын

@@erikaswanson7072 BOTH, obviously.

@dragongirl89115 Ай бұрын

@@erikaswanson7072 I mean, I feel like this covers most of the GOP

@LadyVandMrT Ай бұрын

Lots of people with APD would never kill puppies. Just saying

@erikagray9883 Ай бұрын

Not to mention, Buffalo Bill LOVED his dog.

@willhipp Ай бұрын

Brilliant!

@user-cv3gb6lg5j Ай бұрын

Brilliant. Thank you kindly for the laughs.

@eunicekalu8965 Ай бұрын

Happy Monday Everyone!!!!!!!!!! Welcome Back Seth and Crew!!!!!! It's Time For A Closer Look!!!!!!!!!!!! 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖!!!!!!!!!!

@paulyricca3881 Ай бұрын

🍉🍔🔥💥💨🍗🥣🦅🐈🛋🛏🗣💤👠👠👚👗🌍📺🦍🚪⬅️ YOUR ROOM.

@paulyricca3881 Ай бұрын

🕳🦍AWWWWWW🕳A LITTLE HELP?

@basco0717 Ай бұрын

Evil shows itself in plain sight and their minions still follow like brainless zombies.

@cindybear2689 Ай бұрын

Seth...Thank you.

@TranscendianIntendor Ай бұрын

"Ain't no sunshine when you're gone."

@vinniediesel1369 Ай бұрын

To quote former United States President Theodore Roosevelt: "No man is above the law and no man is below it; nor do we ask any man's permission when we ask him to obey it. Obedience to the law is demanded as a right, not asked as a favor." "The judges who administer justice in our countries must be seen as ethical and subject to meaningful correction when it is necessary. Nothing less than the rule of law is at stake."

@joey73 Ай бұрын

I guess someone needs to have a long talk with SCOTUS!!!

@johnobrien2373 Ай бұрын

If you've lost all touch with Teddy Roosevelt, you've lost all touch with belief in the country. It's really that simple.

@KTStay35 Ай бұрын

It's always a GOOD DAY when there's a Mee-Maw sketch involved! 😂👏🏼

@memtio0791 Ай бұрын

Welcome back seth .... enjoyed your show

@rudy012 Ай бұрын

It is Nice to be back! You have no idea what I did on my breaks from work!!!! Or when I got home and just needed a laugh..... oh and was concerned to get the new 🙄 (sarcasticly). How dare you?!!!! How dare you?!!!! Don't you ever take a break again. Like if resting or family was important! Pfffft I treat my family just like that lady treated her dog..... with a smile! Hahahahahaha. Seriously. I'm so glad you guys are back. Thank youuuuu!!!