Trump's Allies Attend Hush Money Trial in Matching Suits

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Seth addresses Michael Cohen testifying he still lives in a Trump-branded building, House Speaker Mike Johnson, Vivek Ramaswamy, Doug Burgum and more of Trump's allies attending his hush money trial in matching suits and more in his monologue for Wednesday, May 15.
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@juliedrake4672 26 күн бұрын

The matching suits really brings home the concept that they are mindless minions

@Rjohnson6169 27 күн бұрын

The four treasons 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@edmer68 26 күн бұрын

That was golden!

@sherinameless1618 26 күн бұрын

Singing their hit, "Big Boys Don't Cry (About How Everything is So Unfair, Donald)."

@DawnDavidson 26 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@vintagelady1 25 күн бұрын

Epic laughter!!!

@msjamesesq 27 күн бұрын

"the defense rests". Peak comedy! 😂

@qofaconfirmation 26 күн бұрын

For some reason I heard this joke in my head in Amber Ruffin's voice. I wonder which of the writers actually penned it.

@benwasserman8223 26 күн бұрын

Huh, that terrible North joke paid off in the real world. How about that.

@papwithanhatchet902 27 күн бұрын

No, they're not a cult at all. 🙄

@lynnevanvorce7727 26 күн бұрын

I know, right 😂😂😂

@BloodInkFilms 26 күн бұрын

"They look like The Four Seasons… Total Landscaping."

@plaidpanda 26 күн бұрын

You win ALL THE THINGS!! 🏆

@canadaclaret 27 күн бұрын

When "who wore it best?" has no answer.

@ogoodlord374 26 күн бұрын

Funny 😂

@justcomments 27 күн бұрын

The trump posse roast was delicious, but “MAGApella” was the cherry on top

@BD-zn7nr 26 күн бұрын

I liked the Men's Warehouse's softball team;😂😅😂

@UnconventionalReasoning 26 күн бұрын

Singing on their way to the game.

@TJB1510 26 күн бұрын

"''A GHOST THAT HAUNTS OTHER GHOSTS."" THAT'S GOLD.

@greglamm5986 26 күн бұрын

Samantha Bee once called him "Homophobic Race Bannon".

@sussekind9717 26 күн бұрын

He looks like he stepped on a landmine, that instead of shrapnel, was filled with bleached flour.

@user-bp8us6cm3c 26 күн бұрын

The Four Treasons...Too Funny !!!😂

@danielheierbacher8446 26 күн бұрын

That's the new formal Russian Congress Attire.

@huffore 27 күн бұрын

The defense rests😂😂😂

@CarlosWilmont 27 күн бұрын

Straight out of the movie, The Joker and his penguins

@lynemac2539 26 күн бұрын

@AnneDeo-uu9nb Care to elaborate?

@sherinameless1618 26 күн бұрын

@@lynemac2539 The possible answers are: A. The woke liberal rich guys who control everything, and make my cat not like me. B. George Soros C. Those people at the Anti-Defamation Leaugue who keep serving me with cease and desist orders.

@joshramirez7 26 күн бұрын

@@lynemac2539 Elaborating is not MAGAs thing. They just say things.

@joachimschoder 27 күн бұрын

Trump: "I am not even allowed to testify." Judge: "I am totally happy if you want to testify. ... And here is some rope. Just tell me if you need more."

@richinoable 27 күн бұрын

I hear him testify every f'n day.

@serendipitouslytranscenden8843 27 күн бұрын

He carries his own rope at all times.

@debrajames6286 27 күн бұрын

😅😅😅😅

@garfield2439 26 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@peterschancel7223 26 күн бұрын

Judge'''""Do you swear to tell the truth , the whole truth and nothing but the truth?"" ..Trump ""I will the fifth'"""

@elliotbryant3459 26 күн бұрын

"They look like a doo-wop group called the Four Treasons" 🤣💯

@Blakblooded 26 күн бұрын

Mike and the Magettes, appearing at a courthouse near you.

@utopianna 26 күн бұрын

One of Seth's best. Your writers are so spot on. Good medicine.

@circuitman37 26 күн бұрын

I was expecting them to start singing about the Lollipop Guild.

@SpaceForceCommander 27 күн бұрын

The Trump Cosplayers also wore diapers for authenticity.

@Gutol 26 күн бұрын

I'm sure the were all hearing "Little Green Bag" playing in their heads 😂

@TheCheat420 26 күн бұрын

"They look like a singing group called MAGApella." How do you just gloss over that so quickly!? 😂

@KENICUSONE 27 күн бұрын

Don’t call matching suits and tie a cult lol😂😂😂

@tfcooks 27 күн бұрын

Worst...Flash-Mob... Ever! 🤨

@Alcagaur1 27 күн бұрын

The only surprise is that the GQP weren't all in brown shirts.

@edwardhammer2680 27 күн бұрын

Republican party is a fascist party

@kateflies3930 26 күн бұрын

What's with the guys in Trump suits and ties? Oh, now I get it, Trump's personal"Brownie" Troup!

@user-oldblindguyD 26 күн бұрын

@kateflies3930, or, TRUMP's REPUBLICAN THUG CHOIR. Stay well, friend. .

@marshamariner7897 26 күн бұрын

Or ...dumpazi brown shirts 🤢🤮🤬🤢🤮🤬

@betsiecleworth5853 26 күн бұрын

Brown shirts or brown noses?

@bubblesezblonde 27 күн бұрын

Thanks Seth and Crew

@paulyricca3881 27 күн бұрын

👠👠⬅️ YOURS?

@Missunderstood103 27 күн бұрын

Wax on, wax off.

@jennyballentine158 26 күн бұрын

I love that trump is having to actually get up and go to court.

@sherinameless1618 27 күн бұрын

Some good jokes tonight. Nothing like the prospect of presidential debates to get everyone fired up. My favorite: the Xerox copies of Mitt Romney, with each one getting worse.

@paulyricca3881 27 күн бұрын

👴🏻🥃 ROBERT DUNDER IN 24

@35disguisedas76 27 күн бұрын

Brown shirts were sold out

@GrtSatan 27 күн бұрын

Could anything be more creepy and cultish? If his minions had minds of their own they wouldn't know what to do with them.

@stephenm3470 26 күн бұрын

I can get weed on any block in brooklyn, but i have to walk 6 blocks to buy an apple.

@sussekind9717 26 күн бұрын

Oh, you smoke out of apples, too? It has such a fruity taste. Try this, get an unripe hard peach, and then cut it so that you can just get the pit out. Pull the ink stem out of a pen and use the outside piece to kind of drill a hole in the peach through to the pit cavity, and then use the peach pit cavity as the bowl. So tasty! You can also use the pen piece as a extension for a mouthpiece. Clip it down if you need to. Plain old Paper Mate's, they seem to work best. Enjoy!

@sherinameless1618 27 күн бұрын

I think the courtroom sketch artist should issue a portfolio of her sleeping Trump sketches. It could be used as part of a "scared straight" program for people with narcolepsy.

@lotanerve 27 күн бұрын

Or to add to his next set of NFTs.

@luisadiaz1960 27 күн бұрын

They should make T-shirts with his mug shot foto next to his sleeping at trial sketch. Never surrender? Hahaha. Clown leader

@petegreg 27 күн бұрын

Correction: You should make the graphics team watch 3 days of home renovation videos a Clockwork Orange style for thinking that's how you apply deck stain

@judithdavidson2356 27 күн бұрын

His toupee seems to collapse with his face as he nods off

@paulyricca3881 27 күн бұрын

😫 FREE PALESTINE

@judithdavidson2356 27 күн бұрын

@@paulyricca3881 who would you suggest as its government?

@paulyricca3881 27 күн бұрын

@@judithdavidson2356 👴🏻🥃 DUHH I DONT NO

@TracyAdams-ry2fc 26 күн бұрын

Wax figure joke about Melania...🤣🤣🤣🤣

@TracyAdams-ry2fc 26 күн бұрын

The defense rests...🤣🤣🤣🤣

@stevejaffe9543 26 күн бұрын

The coordinated wardrobe...This is all in prep for when they all wear the same prison jumpsuit.

@SpaceForceCommander 27 күн бұрын

The defense stinks and farts too.

@tonyarichards5430 26 күн бұрын

Seth Meyers Rules All Late Night Bar None.

@o.b.7217 27 күн бұрын

If their master commands, the dogs have to obey.

27 күн бұрын

I now have over 50 bags. From stores I’ve never been to. I forget my reusable bags and purchase just enough items, that I can’t carry them.

@jcoopes5604 27 күн бұрын

Country over party!

@TheFrenchClipper 26 күн бұрын

To be fair, Johnson was the only one with blue/red striped tie. Talk about sending a message xD

@alundavies1016 27 күн бұрын

They look like the less acceptable Reservoir Dogs.

@paulyricca3881 27 күн бұрын

👴🏻🥃 MY HUSBAND LEFT ME FOR THE BUTTER AND EGG MAN

@leannevandekew1996 27 күн бұрын

I read this brilliant quote in a related comment section, pls share if you agree: “Trump is the poor man’s idea of a rich man, the weak man’s idea of a strong man, and the stupid man’s idea of a smart man.” ~ Anonymous

@edgarcook9607 26 күн бұрын

Seems that was originally said about Newt Gingrich!

@leannevandekew1996 26 күн бұрын

@@edgarcook9607 “Trump is the poor man’s idea of a rich man, the weak man’s idea of a strong man, and the stupid man’s idea of a smart man.”

@cassandro9445 18 күн бұрын

Exactly. Just as Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson are a dumb man's idea of an intelligent person 😂

@angeladoll9785 26 күн бұрын

The Four Treasons 🤣🤣

@ingridakerblom7577 27 күн бұрын

Minions, stand by!

@betsiecleworth5853 26 күн бұрын

One eye, goggles colour of a buttercup and about knee height?! Suddenly the blithering incomprehensibility of MAGA has an explanation!!

@terrystokes7893 26 күн бұрын

The 4 Treasons 😂

@gregrice1354 26 күн бұрын

"a group called the 4 Treasons. . ." Genius hilarious!!!

@edfagan4251 26 күн бұрын

Commenting to show appreciation for 'The Four Treasons' joke

@Domdrok 26 күн бұрын

The deck stain joke was great.

@heidiho3089 26 күн бұрын

Ok, good monologue today.😂

@ObiWanCannabi 26 күн бұрын

do they sing barbershop style? when he gets convicted I hope they play "Goodbye my Coney Island Baby" (it'd be another simpsons prediction come true)

@prenks23 26 күн бұрын

You mean "Goodbye my Riker's Island Baby?"

@JC-MindsEye-777 26 күн бұрын

I live in Queens, NY, and the Smoke Shop on every block is not a joke. They are EVERYWHERE!!!!!!

@marshamariner7897 26 күн бұрын

We only hv 1 shop in spirt lake...and 25 miles 2 the next one🤬🤬🤬🤬

@johnnymcpherson8493 26 күн бұрын

Definitely NOT A CULT YALL 😂🤣😂

@Alan-xw3sq 26 күн бұрын

Really need a Seth here in England

@sherinameless1618 26 күн бұрын

Well, don't think about stealing ours! ☺

@stopthecrazyguy9948 26 күн бұрын

You had John Oliver but didn't know what to do with him. Your lose is our gain.

@JasonDeline 26 күн бұрын

Was there a missing punchline for that last Jeopardy joke?

@Amy-kr4tc 26 күн бұрын

Soooo solid Seth! Well done.

@michaelcoffey4953 26 күн бұрын

Stepfords.

@EVILOLIVE341 26 күн бұрын

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the stage the. Four Treasons.

@peterm4475 27 күн бұрын

Charge them all with obstruction of justice.

@lucasmiller2456 26 күн бұрын

Bro who decided celebrity jeopardy would be the closer lmao

@jsilverstein2359 26 күн бұрын

The Four Treasons. I’m done. Lmfao.

@KrakenIsland64 27 күн бұрын

"We are a nation that just recently heard that Saudi Arabia and Russia... reebooottuuyuuuhhh" - Trump Oh pleaaaase do a live debate.

@paulyricca3881 27 күн бұрын

👗⬅️YOURS??

@KrakenIsland64 27 күн бұрын

@@paulyricca3881 yeah your mother left it here 😉

@joachimschoder 27 күн бұрын

I doubt it will happen. Trump has a big mouth if nobody is challenging him, but is a coward at heart. His staff will find some stupid reason for him to cancel and he will use it to paint himself as a persecuted victim and ask for more money.

@paulyricca3881 27 күн бұрын

@@KrakenIsland64 👴🏻🥃 YO MOTHER LOOK LIKE RONDO HATTON

@user-ge9tl2lc1z 27 күн бұрын

How can you do a LIVE debate when one of the persons is a ZOMBIE ?

@samnelson2343 22 күн бұрын

That last joke 'celebrity jeopardy ' was deserving of far more of a laugh than it got. I found it very meta/funny. Winder who wrote that one....shirley not scollins. Hello all feom a uk jackal

@TracyAnnBlackburn 20 күн бұрын

The Four Treasons! 😄

@CraigMader 27 күн бұрын

It looks more like The Five Seasons, and one of them has a stripey tie.

@jessstuart7495 26 күн бұрын

Q: How do you get around a gag order? A: "The Apprentice" model of Vice Presidential candidate selection.

@tubabelle 26 күн бұрын

the Celebrity Jeopardy one was a quality joke! I was laughing at home, anyway.

@phelan_pt 25 күн бұрын

I didn't get it, what am I missing?

@user-wb6xs6jv9l 26 күн бұрын

Tools, just not the sharp ones. Exasperating!

@reg2611 27 күн бұрын

Hey Seth, so this is a long time #correction that bugs me. You never say "end quote" when your quotes are finished in the show. Sometimes, I have to rewind the clip to listen again for when the quote ends. We already know that #Wally does write the " notation on your cards. Perhaps @wallyferesten could startwriting out the words "end quote" on Seth's cards. To quote a jackal, "Just something to consider, Seth. See you next week.

@jb888888888 26 күн бұрын

I have to assume that your lack of end quote was intentional.

@reg2611 26 күн бұрын

@@jb888888888 Indeed! I'm so glad you caught that. #JackalJokes :)

@mariakasstan 26 күн бұрын

Give your writers a raise!

@Lucky-of6mf 26 күн бұрын

Died here laughing

@lanieparker5730 27 күн бұрын

Are the Red Ties the new Brown Shirts? Asking for a friend.

@julesmasseffectmusic 26 күн бұрын

They are the brown shirts that get tax cuts

@glenndoverryan 27 күн бұрын

Whata bunch of herbs. Yea, you guys are cool 😂😂😂

@circuitman37 26 күн бұрын

Wow! His ego now requires an entire fleet of Mini-Mes to follow him around and make him feel good about being the most horrible person to ever live.

@slappywag7210 26 күн бұрын

1:32 wtf😂🤦‍♂️

@WAMTAT 27 күн бұрын

Dejavu all over again.

@beecnul8r 27 күн бұрын

Thanks Yogi

@emiliasmith5561 27 күн бұрын

I have been in this place before

@RussCobleigh-xq4ow 26 күн бұрын

too funny !

@seattlegrrlie 26 күн бұрын

Mit Romney in a cloning machine and something went really, really, really wrong 😂

@jclay6680 26 күн бұрын

The "tie junk"(2:15) looks like someones wedding.

@bettyegilliam 26 күн бұрын

I will never watch any debate where Donald Trump is one of the debaters.

@user-zr2bh4sp8w 25 күн бұрын

I would have thought Trump would’ve injected BBQ sauce

@ericplumhoff9208 27 күн бұрын

I wonder if they all wore diapers too.

@bluesdragon42 26 күн бұрын

Testify Testify Testify 😂

@Myron90 26 күн бұрын

That was a close-er look 👈

@vm3016 26 күн бұрын

😂😂

@BW-fi4fd 26 күн бұрын

Where’s Melania? Hiding with Rudy.😂

@timobrien2586 26 күн бұрын

Is there really a Melania? I could never tell if she was alive or a wax figure.

@SomeBunnyThatYouUsedToKnow 26 күн бұрын

Can we get an extended version of the Trump & wax Melania conversation in Corrections?

@Rite_Club 26 күн бұрын

❤

@Amy-kr4tc 26 күн бұрын

“ Who is Turd Ferguson?” Hope Will sees this! 😅

@jimbo130406 27 күн бұрын

3:06 why the weird studio shot? 🤨

@jyi5506 27 күн бұрын

Matching suits so the Grump could recognize those there for him that he can’t remember.

@lashendawest7509 26 күн бұрын

Good morning seth meyers fans

@dorpth 26 күн бұрын

From Brooks Brothers to Crooks Brothers.

@einienj3281 27 күн бұрын

They really celebrate the cult uniform thing on the right, don't they? 😂

@connorsampson1566 26 күн бұрын

the Celebrity Jeopardy joke deserved a better response. Think it may have gone over some people's heads.

@xenidus 26 күн бұрын

I still don't get it and I've been thinking about it for half a day 😂

@PanteraRossa 26 күн бұрын

The idea that anyone in NYC is paying outrageous city prices for bodega weed is beyond insane. Grow your own, folks! Tell big biz and the mayor "Thanks but I'll puff puff PASS".

@stopthecrazyguy9948 26 күн бұрын

Great advice from someone who has never lived in a small apartment. Plus the out lay and electric bills would be exorbitant.

@PanteraRossa 26 күн бұрын

@@stopthecrazyguy9948 it’s 2024, they got smart scheduled leds and sell grow boxes on Amazon dude. Can get setup under a grand too. There are tons of people in your neighborhood growing in apartments smaller than yours. And you can only legally have 4-6 plants anyway so space isn’t an issue unless you’re going pro.

@robertgriffith9703 26 күн бұрын

Hey, Man!!! That's My Celebrity Jeopardy Joke! I Told that One Yesterday! Which Writer Copied Me? Was It the Weird One with the Curly Hair and Kinda Looks like a Cannibal? He's Cute!💞

@imsorry7783 27 күн бұрын

Trump will be a no-show and blame it on Biden 😮

@leannevandekew1996 27 күн бұрын

Have you ever had a Trump Club Sandwich? It's a crime. A trump club sandwich consists of toasted white bread, with an orange glaze, it's full of baloney and spam, with Russian dressing and a small pickle on the side. A small mushroom head will cost an extra $130K.