@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 the bots are getting good at infuriating you. I think its not getting deleted from being reported like a million times is cuz KZfaq does not recognize map as a fucked up word.

@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 Wha-

​@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 no

@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 mmmm we love them boys but I never would have thought this would happen😐

@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 no its not if you find a child sexually attractive as a adult get fucking help, age isnt just a number, children cannot comprehend sex, if you truly think age is just a number seek help

Ai is the future

🤔🤔🤔

It was too glorious for it to comprehend 😌

Waiting for bot comment to pop up

I’m scared because I live in Pittsburgh and I’m scared what will spill onto the highway next.

*very very calmly.*

*...*

@@Zeni_has_taken_over_earth…

just typed that in and i got a story about a father taking care of his sick and dying son. it appears that our nuts ache in two different ways, friend

could u post so I may read for research purposes

just typed that in and i got a story about how everyone gets uncomfortable the moment i enter a bathtub

@@LaurenCH528 research purposes

May I know what the story is, its a..school project-

A: Will you be a witness?

"A: You really are so pretty!"

Do you like it?

A: Will you be a witness?

A: will you be a witness

Uncle herb is a witness

When are chat ai gonna improve bro

@@konpeitojellie they just did yesterday actually. llama 3 runs entirely locally and is both faster and better than gpt-3.5. it's also really good at _sounding_ human, at least from my testing.

Cleverbot was endless entertainment back in the day...

Still is stupid if you have the right setup, But yeah I miss stupid :(

Yeah it was funny they weren't intelligent for "artificial intelligence"

Good scalie boi.

...the dark shadow rose behind him and I couldn't help but...

@@cloud_lost_in_thought twerk it away

@@cloud_lost_in_thought there was hope. For who should burst from the door? It was...

@@szymonanonim7214 ..., he was there, infront of me, scowl plastered onto his unforgiving face...

I entered: "Never Gonna Give You Up" and it said: "Never Gonna Give you up is the debut album of the German dance band Scooter. The album was released in November 1991, and was the band's first and only album released on A&M Records. "Never Gonna Give you up" was the band's first album to feature Rolf Köhler, who joined the band in late 1991, and was the last album to feature the band's original line-up. The album peaked at No. 1 in Germany, and No. 5 in the United Kingdom. The album received a "Gold" certification from the BVMI for shipping 100,000 copies in Germany. The album was re-released in the United Kingdom with two bonus tracks in 1995. The album was re-released in the United States in 2004 with three bonus tracks. They were taken from the band's first two albums, "You and Me Against the World" and "Nuggets". "Never Gonna Give you up" was released as a single in the United Kingdom and the United States in 1994. It reached No. 14 on the UK Singles Chart, and No. 45 on the "Billboard" Hot 100. The single became the group's highest-charted album in 2012."

Yep

I'm your 1,000th like

the best thing ai doesn't understand, only humans so it's like a bunch of humans trying to teach a robot good and bad things but the robot only knows whats being said but doesn't understand it

@@knightwolf3511 So basically like a dog or a horse?

*Human takes over* Can I take your order?

Good ending

The fact that Inferkit was still around seven months ago makes me kinda sad that I didn't try using it earlier

Is it still around

Yes

The episode of distractable mentioned is pretty much exactly that, and it's hilariously stupid, and funny

*W E E D E A T E R*

@@izzzy1977 which episode is it?

Why is your hair Like That? (==)

That'd be Dope

That was also the best one

@@1viper735 It will! I'm actually working on it right now, and in the middle of the short film, I might add that quote with the entity saying the quote.

Auntie Doris sounds awesome just saying

Auntie Doris the evil witch who took your soul. Auntie Doris who's been dead for 600 year and can now walk the earth.

B:why is your hair like that

1.3K likes 2 comments

Jeez only 4 comments

@@dennisyukhanov1672 C: Not really. I just do what I am told. I have to do my job, and I do it to the best of my ability, and keep my eyes out on the road and have my speed in the game at all times. G: I've never had one

kinda fits

I eat my own toenails

OMG SAME

Bonhooyah!

@@nyan7092 e

THE FUCK DOES A MEAN?

rest in peace

Children's education in Zimbabwe

"will you be a witness" think about what that implies

I second this

I don’t know, willl I?

That must have made Destiny 2 lore readers laugh their asses off

[AI generated furry text] : *_Anon will._* *_I won't._* *_Your life doesn't matter._* *_For you're on the internet, where Uwunium makes you more immunocompromised so you succumb to the pathowogen..._* *_We, the Furries, will take over Earth, & our God Markiplier, will create PokéKin waifus/husbandos & pass a Worldlaw Bill, finally making it legally permissable (encouraged, even!) to keese, mayrie, & smesh our pokéwaifus/pokehusbandos._*

I’ve been thinking about that and I think the AI may have been drawing from the lyrics to The Violence by Rise Against

Ai: woah there lets keep it pg

@@akaza676 Meanwhile, the AI: *takes a prompt about Ronald Mc'Donald and gets a quirky smidge of racist*

Auntie Doris who

i went on inferket today however and i found out its discontinued

@@alexclan8vlogsnmore Aw man that sucks, but tbh I’m sure there’s plenty of other AI services now that could do this better - hell even ChatGPT could probably write something more coherent and funny

hollow knight pfp moment

You guys know why it was blurred for Ronald McDonald?? I wanna know 🤣

@@Sp00ksOdyssey racism

@@feeplemurphy4618 Oh! 😭😭

Noooooooo I have more things to do

A: why is your hair like that?

So I got this new anime plot, basically

@@dutchdragon2472 there's this high school girl

@@torhundal2182 Auntie Doris

@@randomanimations8488 why is everyone saying why is your hair like that or will you be my witness

Tectone? 😳

@@VoxicAkumu maybe 😳

Q: Did

Yoko tectone fn

Roa

I ain’t laughed this hard in 5 years 😂

New question: Did

Answer: will you be a witness?

Why is your hair like that?

Here's a little story made by AI BOB AND MARKIPLIER WERE IN THEIR CAR UNTIL IT RAMMED INTO A LADDER IN A HIGH WINDS. BOB SAID ALL PICKLE PURCHASES HAVE TO BE CAREFULLY DOCUMENTED. MARKIPLIER WAS NOT FLYING BUT THIS STILL NEEDS A CAREFUL PLANNING FOR EVERY SNACK. EXT. HIGH ABOVE THE ATMOSPHERE (AS IN SCENES 4 AND 5) - NIGHT BOB SAID WHY DID WE RAN INTO A LADDER MARKIPLIER SAID, IF THEY HADN’T WE WOULD HAVE ENDED UP IN THE CAR AND BEEN STUCK IN IT. BOB SAID CAN WE WALK MARKIPLIER SAID WALK AGAIN. BOB SAID I HEAR A WEIRD SOUND AND NOT THE SOUND OF CLOTHES COMING OFF. BOB AND MARKIPLIER LOOK BEHIND THE CAR AND SAW NOTHING BUT THEN THEY LOOKED OUTSIDE AND SAW A BEAM OF LIGHT COMING OUT OF THE CAR. BOB SAID I HEAR A SERIES OF RAT NOISES, LIGHTS AND SHADOWS BOB SAID I CAN SEE IN THOSE SHADOWS THERE’S A BANK OF FLASHLIGHTS BOB SAID I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING IN THAT LIGHT INT. MARKIPLIER’S MARKIPLIER SAID LOOK UP AND BOB SAID I’VE BEEN LYING DOWN THERE TRYING TO SEE A TERRIBLE SIGHT AND I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAY. MARKIPLIER SAID I’VE BEEN SEEING DIFFERENT IMAGES.

U forgor how tu breth?

Auntie Doris, the evil witch who took your soul Auntie Doris, who’s been dead for six hundred years

@@Kermie__ To quote Vargskelethor: *wheeze* ARGH WHAT IS AIR?!

YES i wll be a wiutness

@@loading...6969 O, eye seeh, yough shall be eh woughtness four kort?

I wanted to try it out after remembering this video, but i was hit with the same thing, sad

I didn't know :( why would it happen like this?!

and then says “-Tyler”

@@sunfish9341 the creator

I tried it. I think it's just stealing posts from the internet that most closely resembles the prompt.

@@brushido4641 That's not how it works. That's how AI like these used to work, sortof, but these are mostly generated through dozens of thousands of samples of text. The "creativity" mentioned in sampling temperature at the beginning shows it's generating based off of actual guesswork.

@@Naokarma No, like I threw in the word ass because I'm immature with my humor and it went full porn mode then dropped porn site hashtags. Ain't no way an AI guess worked a story then added porn tags for the hell of it.

Because am gay. Next question?

@@annyarchist Idk bro...that's kinda gay

@@builderdude9488 mad gay

@@annyarchist Im not LGBBQ sorry

@@builderdude9488 No way bro. How'd you know 😳⁉️

Yeah, I was convinced it was writing McDonald's slash fiction.

considering it said he was raising his hand, it might have went austrian painter mode on that one

السلام عليكم ممكن ترجمة هاي) I Will destroy your sites)

Stolen

Bc I have nothing to do

​@@user-pk5hy5vj7bPeace for you too lad

hmm

@DONT READ PROFILE PIC Sure thing, buddy

I demand this be the sequel video. I want him to feed it "Press B to blow!" and have it spit out something ludicrous.

@DONT READ PROFILE PIC ok

Wait what gift?

@@dontreadprofilepic5524 okay

I can confirm

I relate😂

For real

880 likes and no comment let me fix

Yeah

Especially the end bit. "It's alright. Just breathe." Sounds like someone who has too much to think about, so they decided to stop thinking altogether. At least have a quiet peaceful death. Which is oddly sad and beautiful. Who knows what would rush through your head as you die? All the regrets, all the unfinished business, all the things you have to leave behind. Stop thinking. This is my final moment. Just breathe...

yeah its probably just stolen from someone. ai is just stuff stolen from people so 💔💔it would make sense.

@@grimsladeleviathan3958dang- that’s actually pretty deep

He wrote In Space with Markiplier so he kinda has already

@@guessingguy7865 He said it was like 300k words in total? That's a lot! He also wrote Heist, he's a pretty decent writer

Here's my extended version of Mark's introduction: There I stood on the precipice of the cliff, contemplating life, and all of the terrible decisions I had made throughout my journey that had led me to this very moment. As I stared at the sun in the sky beginning to fall, I wondered about those decisions, and thought about them for a moment and what were my reasons for doing them. Bullying the kids in middle school was definitely a terrible choice, and I just couldn’t remember why I did it. I have also betrayed my family, stealing their money just so I could enjoy a cigarette or gamble it away another time. All of these decisions had affected other people just for my personal gain. Before I could realize the price that came with my enjoyment, my reputation was so destroyed, and made me run away into the wild, eventually leading me to have to figure out ways to survive in the wild. I had been able to survive, while everyone else was thinking I was dead. Now that I thought about the decisions I had made, I wish I could have repaid all of them for the horrible actions I did. OR HAD IT ALL BEEN A DREAM!?!???!

I know, right?

@@Sandwich4 I see this reply matches your username very appropriately.

I really want to know what it said

He looked so horrified lol

Same lol. It was 4AM

timestamp?

3:04 for anyone who needs it

i know, it was so sudden...

WITNESSEEED!!!!!

I think inferkit shut down 😭

Isn't it from pootis engage

XD

That's the thing about copypastas, they're always the same block of text. Exactly the sort of thing a neural network might grab onto.

What I’ve found when using ai is that the more you give them as a prompt, the more it gives out something similar

​@@RainbowRap123 uh...did you watch the video til the very end? Cuz it has to do with the video...ya know...the one you're commenting on? You okay? Ya tired? Don't worry! Just take a nap to recharge, then have a yummy snack! I've heard oranges are good for an energy boost! Also! Don't forget to hydrate! Have an epic day, friendo!

@@shiningarmor2838 Finally, someone said it!

recipes are hilarious!

I asked for Grandma’s secret pancake recipe and it started giving me a whole recipe for pancakes.

It somehow went from that to someone's father being the CIA??? No, not being _in_ the CIA, _being_ the CIA... Here's the result I got.. "What is my grandmother's secret pancake recipe? Tara Westover first picked up a kitchen knife at the age of 13. Today, the 33-year-old is a PhD student researching non-Western ways of cooking, and has just published a memoir about her unconventional childhood. But for a long time, she says, she "had a hard time believing I wasn't born a farmer's daughter, in a farmhouse in the hills of Idaho." Her father, like millions of Americans, was not the son of a farmer. He was an intelligence analyst who worked for the US Air Force. WESTOVER "He went on to be the CIA, then he went to Harvard Business School, and then he set up his own international supply chain for private schools for kids," says Westover. "And all of this is just stuff that my family doesn't talk about. I remember asking my dad what it was like for him to be on the CIA. I just didn't get it." But, like many adopted kids, Westover doesn't remember her birth family - but she does remember her new one."

@@nikkiofthevalley "Tara Westover first picked up a kitchen knife at the age of 13" is one the greatest beginnings to a story I have ever heard.

@@alduinthetyrant5225 Also, the random "WESTOVER" in the middle.. I imagine it as if it's being screamed by some US football announcer for some reason..

Bro u know who else who makes videos that are also entertaining ? Mine just like markiplier hundred percent u will die of laughter 💯

Distractible is awesome

*Marvelous Mark, Wonderful Wade and... Bob

@@RaiosSephi I love that!

i regecnize that profile picture

@GigglesDoesStuff I reread the answers multiple times, I don't know how I messed that up

@GigglesDoesStuff actually, they're all A's

Type in "4chan description" then press enter 2 times, then press dash and type in anything, let the ai do its thing and see the results

C: She was on the basketball team, and she played guard, right? My wife had her name on the art exhibition. And she got a master's degree in art history. So I guess she's - M: Yeah. And that's

Yess ! It's pretty interesting honestly :D

I would write this lol! I have a character with the same name. A: Will you be a witness Lol

In an alternate reality Lady Dimetrescu was Auntie Dorris

Very much so 😆

But we can't read it! so it's not interesting.

I rewrote the same thing on the website and here is what the story it made for me My hand was trembling. The gun rattling in my grip. Infront of my stood Ronald Mcdonald. I knew what I had to do. I brought my other hand up, I let it slowly open. I let the oiled circle slowly slide out of my fingers, revealing my bone button. The moments were freezing and he stood frozen in his spot, looking at my body like I was crazy for touching myself in front of him. I closed my eyes for a moment and let my fingers slide down slowly. The feeling was amazing. The warm smooth pleasure of the skin between my legs. I spread my legs apart letting the finger slide in. He whispered so softly. I took a breath and opened my eyes. Ronald's eyes were clenched shut as I finger fucked myself, his fists were clenched in his lap. I knew it was the most 💀

shoutout to youtube's timed comment sort thing the only good recent feature

@@dat_fast_boi YES finally someone who agrees. I use it all the time

@@ImZhald same lol

@@ImZhald same

Ah , make sense

THEY'RE MADE OF

Listen, i dont have much time, the mushrooms are made of-

@@bilingualistic8514 YOU SHALT NOT SAY! COME OVER HERE!

devils!

the cliffhangers are MENTAL!!!

TEN MILE MARK!

Bro u know who else who makes videos that are also entertaining ? Mine just like markiplier hundred percent u will die of laughter 💯

I love the names for boobs they’re so funny

@@Sheelovequann bot

​@@Sheelovequann silence

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NO BC I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING