Lawn Mowing Simulator

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Ever wanted to mow a lawn? Ever dream of just having a lawn to mow?
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@DiamondGuy34 2 жыл бұрын

Guys, you've got it all wrong. He's not easily addicted to simulator games - he's just slowly transforming into a dad.

@Diana-uh7mh 2 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@Firegen1 2 жыл бұрын

Next up Forgotten DIY simulator and "no you can't borrow the car"

@gjdkbfam7318 2 жыл бұрын

Yeh

@midnights2631 2 жыл бұрын

He is

@smileysatanson3404 2 жыл бұрын

the month after: hey guys imma be a papa!

@drunkenkurage4123 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine sitting in your house and hearing the lawnmower guy just have a complete breakdown in your yard.

@sekarmaltum1695 2 жыл бұрын

you give him a tip, a silent nod -but you dont let him near your children..

@kimmy8726 2 жыл бұрын

@@sekarmaltum1695 FACTS. You tell em

@smileysatanson3404 2 жыл бұрын

or having the time of his life

@octosimp1717 2 жыл бұрын

My lawnmower guy did that once while I was outside

@xerilaun 2 жыл бұрын

my reaction: 7:16

@kleancut5016 2 жыл бұрын

Little Timmy: “Mom, that guy you hired to cut the grass is crying outside” Mom: “That’s just Dee reliving the memories of the Minor league”

@tieflingcody7493 2 жыл бұрын

The fact that the moment answers that way means it's a regular thing.

@unfriendlyghost 2 жыл бұрын

Im severely allergic to grass so this is the only way I can experience mowing the lawn. Didn't know a mental breakdown was part of it, but nice to know.

@violet8870 2 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, definitely one of the main components trust me

@SweetSacrifice000 2 жыл бұрын

Wait how do you go outside-

@unfriendlyghost 2 жыл бұрын

@@SweetSacrifice000 lmaooo I take daily allergy meds (different ones every 3 months bc my body develops resistance to them 🤙), an emergency inhaler, singulair daily (steroid for my lungs - let's me no longer need a nebulizer daily), and an epipen and benadryl are always on me. I just avoid the outdoors during peak allergy season and thankfully I live in a city, so grass isn't a huge issue. If someone's mowing their lawn, I will have to use my inhaler though. I don't start having an allergic reaction unless I'm touching it thankfully and k95 masks are really helpful.

@user-jb9nz2fs2u 2 жыл бұрын

allergic to grass? the human body keeps surprising me

@unfriendlyghost 2 жыл бұрын

@@user-jb9nz2fs2u lol you should see my full allergy list then 😅 (i have a mast cell disease so i agree, the human body keeps surprising me too)

@-Panna- 2 жыл бұрын

Mark: "Oh no... I'm enjoying it." Me: _"Ah sh*t, here we go again."_

@pleasedontsub2732 2 жыл бұрын

I would watch any series from Mark. He can make anything fun

@altsc 2 жыл бұрын

Amen to that

@EmilyKveldulv 2 жыл бұрын

@@pleasedontsub2732 yeah, honestly. I would watch him watch paint dry if he talked even a little bit

@sephirothjr3920 2 жыл бұрын

Yessir

@-Panna- 2 жыл бұрын

Guys, I loved the Powerwash Simulator videos (these were what I was referring to), too. 😂 Just a bit of a joke.

@carolinehileman1104 2 жыл бұрын

"I feel like I'm about to go into a finance meeting, or praise Jesus"- every local commercial in the Midwest ever, the music is perfect

@aisutistoto5771 2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao yes

@julesg98 2 жыл бұрын

Dead

@dragonix2421 2 жыл бұрын

Can confirm XD

@robertcortez4956 2 жыл бұрын

It actually sounds like something you’d hear in church

@TheN8ism 2 жыл бұрын

Oooo what if the finance meeting was for a church?

@remembernovember9059 2 жыл бұрын

6:55 Mark has a meltdown about people having opinions 11:29 Mark has a meltdown about children and animals leaving things in a yard that doesn't belong to him 13:35 Mark threatens to leave the game if it doesn't make alternating striation patterns 13:46 Mark's threat was empty 15:01 Mark rants about the quality of a lawnmower and Germans 15:32 Mark has an existential breakdown part 1 16:50 Mark has an existential breakdown part 2

@DaFrogg2102 Жыл бұрын

Ze sacred chronicles of markiplier's mental health

@VotedBiscuit Жыл бұрын

thanks

@canonickero Жыл бұрын

Thank you very much for this detailed list

@tanya-789 Жыл бұрын

My gratitudes!

@OhanaHusky Жыл бұрын

That opinions meltdown has been legendary for me for a yr now

@kiraawashere 2 жыл бұрын

Mark: I *am* the employee. I *am* the vehicle. Just imagine Dee riding another identical Dee who's on all fours and he's crawling while chomping on the grass aggressively.

@_WaffleWith_Depression Күн бұрын

😂

@ositaiza888 2 жыл бұрын

4/5 stars: he started sobbing abt kickball in the middle of it??? overall tho he did an amazing job on our lawn and i will make him my regular

@lizzyvilleda7601 2 жыл бұрын

personally i believe that adds a show i’d give a 5/5

@LilBowPink 2 жыл бұрын

2/5 stars. He rage quit off the mower and destroyed all our flowers. The ones he didn’t mow over. He also tore up our bricks with the mower. The grass looks great though.

@randy1822001 2 жыл бұрын

He forgot to get under your arches. Be sure to instruct him better next time.

@Sage_404. 2 жыл бұрын

I didn’t get what you did- Then when I got it- 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@weird_shit8649 2 жыл бұрын

@@Sage_404. same 🤣

@mirovauk8238 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine just looking at your yard and seeing Mark crying on a lawnmower while driving through your flower beds. That would be a sight to see

@moniquevester879 2 жыл бұрын

Id honestly just let him enjoy his fum 😂

@TheNotSoAnonymousMan 2 жыл бұрын

I'd watch it

@Sarah.Giddzxx 2 жыл бұрын

I would give him a raise and a bonus 😂

@Dragonfire331 2 жыл бұрын

I would probably join him in crying

@tannerreid757 2 жыл бұрын

I would give him a hug

@aobmaster778 2 жыл бұрын

Amy, hearing Mark scream at nobody for telling him how to cut grass: “Aaaaah, simulator☝️”

@kyberkreeper Жыл бұрын

Mark: *has done several creative projects* Also Mark: "I hate customization."

@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 жыл бұрын

Mark can literally play any simulator game and get addicted to it

@potterinhe11 2 жыл бұрын

The smell of shaving cream is fresh.

@autumn0-032 2 жыл бұрын

@@potterinhe11 wow

@thisChannelHasbeendead 2 жыл бұрын

SHUT UP

@firaasewaldo2636 2 жыл бұрын

He'll play em so good and nicely that he would plow neighbors land in Farming Simulator

@monkeyblade99 2 жыл бұрын

Then the return of yandere sim will be grand.

@mr.craven5829 2 жыл бұрын

I feel like he should have named the company "Dee's Cuts."

@stephsaguudefan1753 2 жыл бұрын

Best suggestion

@thelionhearted9449 2 жыл бұрын

Omg someone needs Dee’s Cuts right now 😂🤣🤣🤣

@cosplay_crow 2 жыл бұрын

Hah! Mowed em!

@khyrulkabir8014 2 жыл бұрын

DEEZ CUTS dang your a genius XD

@gameplayfps6844 2 жыл бұрын

I love it

@suzyb1984 Жыл бұрын

7:04 Lixian's editing gave us one of the funniest TikTok meme sounds in history

@missyzalgo6738 5 ай бұрын

My friend has that as a sound alert on her twitch 🤣

@HalcyonSerenade Жыл бұрын

Mark's "I was destined for big things" monologue at 15:45 almost gave me a mid-life crisis in my 20s

@huxley8671 2 жыл бұрын

Mark: "Oh no, I'm enjoying it" Me, cracks knuckles: "Another 10 part series it seems"

@keen283 2 жыл бұрын

and half of them is just character customization

@Sh1roNekoshi 2 жыл бұрын

@@keen283 when i played sims I'd always get tired after making the household because it took me so long 😂

@worstvegan 2 жыл бұрын

I would absolutely watch 9 more episodes of this

@nuclearbby5703 2 жыл бұрын

I don’t know what’s more concerning: the fact that Mark enjoyed playing a lawn mowing sim, or the fact that I enjoyed watching Mark enjoy playing a lawn mowing sim

@Skyfire85 2 жыл бұрын

I asked a similar question on the first Power washer Simulator vid, except it was who is the bigger Boomer, him for playing or me for watching.

@BarneyHL1 2 жыл бұрын

What makes it more concerning is that i am enjoying a video of mark enjoying a lawn mowing sim while reading a comment about a person wondering they are more concerned that mark is enjoying a lawn mowing sim or that they are enjoying watching mark enjoying a lawn mowing sim

@ridgedbullet2420 2 жыл бұрын

The more concerning thing is that he's not actually mowing a lawn so he's mowing on his pc

@sofia_kiri 2 жыл бұрын

Probably both but at the same time there are 2.1 million people who are thinking the same thinf

@locallylocal 2 жыл бұрын

What's more concerning is the midlife crisis he had in the middle of it all. Hits too close man, too close.

@poohwithtimbs7027 2 жыл бұрын

I like to imagine this is how God reacted when he banished Satan to hell 7:05

@peterwilliams2887 2 жыл бұрын

This is such an underrated comment 😂😂😂

@michaelbriggs3787 2 ай бұрын

⁠@@peterwilliams2887I sure this is how so students wish they could talk to teachers when they say you can’t use your phones in class

@chemicalwonderland2492 2 жыл бұрын

i do landscaping for a living and this is pretty damn accurate. i use a standing mower that goes 20 mph, and its super fun! lol. however theres no such thing as a mowers motor gettting "overloaded". we mow for 12 hours striaght every day and they never slow down or break down. and the "pro view" in this game is what we call the "landscaper's eye"

@eviespirit 2 жыл бұрын

I love how mark makes his own full backstory for every simulator he does

@thelionhearted9449 2 жыл бұрын

Same

@Balloraaaaaa 2 жыл бұрын

Isn't that the best part tho. But u know he got Lixian dying laughing

@quietone2674 2 жыл бұрын

Mark: "Oh no...I'm enjoying this." Me: Welp...get ready for another 7+part simulator series everyone.

@jamesk3565 2 жыл бұрын

I do hope so lol

@d0kidoki 2 жыл бұрын

tbh, this game fills the "satisfying" hole that power wash simulator never did, so i hope he does do another 7 part series on it lol

@pleasedontsub2732 2 жыл бұрын

I would watch any series from Mark

@aoifeoffaerun 2 жыл бұрын

I'm okay with that, lmao. He makes these things entertaining and relaxing

@DaniJHollis 2 жыл бұрын

Sign me up, baby!

@TheHobo715 2 жыл бұрын

6:45 is the funniest thing i have heard in a while XD

@ExtremeAcer 2 жыл бұрын

1:15 no Mark, you call Heapass

@Bigbossd4wg9 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@joelsamuel8407 2 жыл бұрын

Tbh at this point Mark is obsessed with simulator games.

@26mic5 2 жыл бұрын

I make extremely entertaining videos. I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

@Windoweeza 2 жыл бұрын

EVERYONE ABOVE ARE BOTS. DO NOT SUBSCRIBE TO THEM!

@creativeanimations7895 2 жыл бұрын

Yes indeed

@bruhinthebruhwiththebruh1370 2 жыл бұрын

@@Windoweeza no shit sherlock

@acemarvel1564 2 жыл бұрын

At least it’s a break from the spookies

@Akosua_donkor 2 жыл бұрын

Every KZfaqr: *Plays Squid game* Mark: *Plays every simulator known to man*

@Cherry_Blossom69 2 жыл бұрын

He's just different and we love him

@Johnathon759 2 жыл бұрын

Not every KZfaqr

@olivierr.5752 2 жыл бұрын

That's why I love Mark. He plays games no one else does

@Cherry_Blossom69 2 жыл бұрын

@FandomKween13❎ very well put, lovely 👏👏👏👏

@grimreaper2680 2 жыл бұрын

Mark is the only KZfaqr who doesn't hop on the trend like others, I remember the time when minecraft was getting really popular again like 2 years ago now because of pewdiepie and everyone else also started playing it, because everyone was getting more views from it, but not Mark he's just built different. He did not play minecraft at all for that hype time period.

@karmickhaleesi 2 жыл бұрын

God, it almost hurts to realize how domestic Mark has become. He’s close to leaving us, for a full family, and that’s okay. And it’s enough to make me cry.

@karmickhaleesi 2 жыл бұрын

@FandomKween13❎ I know, but after years of watching him the little things let you know he’s becoming more domestic.

@ovxrcxsts Жыл бұрын

@@karmickhaleesi well you cant be screaming shit in your 50's

@catslover2241 2 жыл бұрын

I love how even during the 2x speed up, Markiplier barely even moves his head at all. Cutting grass is a skill that requires your utmost attention and focus

@useyourimagination692 2 жыл бұрын

Mark: "I used to mow the lawn at my mom's house" *Flashbacks to when he admitted to crashing a riding lawnmower*

@themaxterz0169 2 жыл бұрын

When?

@pikachu_is_cute1 2 жыл бұрын

You mmmmmember

@useyourimagination692 2 жыл бұрын

@@themaxterz0169 during Unus Annus, they did a video that was essentially 2 truths 1 lie and one of Mark's true statements was that him and his brother crashed a riding lawnmower when they were younger. There might be a clip somewhere out there, but I'm not sure

@useyourimagination692 2 жыл бұрын

@@pikachu_is_cute1 I mmmember

@keithalear6796 2 жыл бұрын

When Mark was screaming about how he was cutting the lawn, that is my dad. He refuses to make those fancy lines and only goes in a circle around the yard lol

@githane 2 жыл бұрын

Haha. Yeah, but circles are so inefficient vs lines. Circles are more fun but you have to end up redoing a lot for missed spots.

@keithalear6796 2 жыл бұрын

@@githane I agree, but somehow my dad doesn't miss anything! He is the typical dad that obsesses over mowing😂😂 that his place to get away from the family.

@cidinhaines3632 2 жыл бұрын

I imagine his comercial being like: "Do you have tall grass? Because that could give you a rash, so make sure to call us and we will be there in a dash. And we will cut your grass as fast as the flash. And we do this just so you can give us your cash." "Only at D"

@mesasimonson6612 Жыл бұрын

The intro here is not only funny, but absolutely on-point, and completely made sense on a level I didn’t even realize I was aware of

@christaylor3572 2 жыл бұрын

Mark: "Oh no, I'm enjoying myself!" Me: "Goooooood, make another 10 episodes of simulator satisfaction.."

@thehippydisnerd4887 2 жыл бұрын

I’m rooting for thirty

@christaylor3572 2 жыл бұрын

@@thehippydisnerd4887 I'll be happy after about 50

@Ranger-oc2uz 2 жыл бұрын

We can only hope

@thehippydisnerd4887 2 жыл бұрын

@@christaylor3572 True tho

@X7RYQ 2 жыл бұрын

@@christaylor3572 70 sounds better

@AustinAdams-ot9np 2 жыл бұрын

Mark: "Guys, Im enjoying it" **Pulls out white New Balances and cracks beer**

@shrimpy2688 2 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@Luke-kc9li 2 жыл бұрын

Starts answering the phone “yellooo?” And asking “alright, now what’s the damage?” Every time he gets handed the bill at a restaurant

@ashleywatson3407 2 жыл бұрын

The Boomer life is full of so much bliss you have no idea. Yeah. I sit here watching KZfaq instead of TV for hours at a time to occupy my day. And, yeah. It's mostly because my health is so bad and I'm literally extremely I'll. But, yeah. It's the f****** life. You have no idea. You sit on your ass all day.. watching tv. And, yeah. It does get boring. But,.yeah. It's kind of the f****** life, bro, not even going to lie.

@cmleonel Жыл бұрын

What’s white new balances?

@animeaxeman Жыл бұрын

@@cmleonel dad shoes

@Akanalusa 2 жыл бұрын

5:38 He's having a flashback of one of the few times he could have fun, by cutting grass because they were too poor to afford fun. Is this joke old? Yes. Will I willingly run it into the ground because it's still funny as heck? Also yes!

@Ninjewdi Жыл бұрын

Genuinely mowing around the edges has always been my move. I know it’s less efficient but also it’s simpler and more satisfying when the lawn is a weird shape and has lots of obstacles.

@1-800JaeBird 2 жыл бұрын

Markiplier: “My name is Dee, owner of D” My brain: DEEZ NU- (im sorry)

@rottemgolan7241 2 жыл бұрын

I accept your apology but also no

@dekarmes 2 жыл бұрын

yos avas demon

@temarinara77 2 жыл бұрын

I was like oh no he’s become Ethan with eef

@miqnight7601 2 жыл бұрын

I almost spat my drink on my ipad.

@aidanhitchcock6102 2 жыл бұрын

DEEZ NUTZ

@dessidepressi 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine being Amy and hearing Mark just casually in his gaming room YELLING about how you cannot have an opinion lol

@mogy6492 2 жыл бұрын

Im sure Amy is used to hearing the randomest shit coming from Marks filming room

@themindfulmoron3790 2 жыл бұрын

They've been together for over half a decade, I don't imagine anything she hears him shout could surprise her at this point.

@kaincrow9624 2 жыл бұрын

I think that’s low on the “surprising things to hear” list all things considered

@grafi8430 2 жыл бұрын

You talking about this? 7:05

@dessidepressi 2 жыл бұрын

Precisely that moment, yes.

@Chris-mr9us 11 ай бұрын

6:57 bro goes from inner demons to "Weather was nice today" :)

@User__69 2 жыл бұрын

17:00 I mow grass as a side job and honestly it really be like this…😂😭

@Kiterpuss 2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact about Roombas: the original machine was actually incredibly accurate in learning your home. As in, within a few hours you would walk into a room and it would be running in perfect efficient lines around furniture. It was so fast learning that it freaked out the folks in the consumer trials, so the machines were "dumbed down" to make them appear less intelligent so people would feel comfortable buying them.

@bookbook9495 2 жыл бұрын

That is beautiful- and now we pack bond to them like pets

@AWizardOfTastyness 2 жыл бұрын

Dear God I hope this isn't true How upsetting..

@DakotaCastro7 2 жыл бұрын

that’s so interesting and terrifying thank you

@mesasimonson6612 Жыл бұрын

I can’t decide whether this fact is most interesting, sad, or disappointing…maybe it’s just all of each at once

@breadboix2158 Жыл бұрын

I feel like markiplier’s roomba was a different breed, flipped over after doing one final clear of the house

@DecayingSoldier 2 жыл бұрын

These simulator games are basically turning into a podcast of Mark with the game in the background, and I love it

@ellag6388 2 жыл бұрын

Can you say alpha Kenny one as fast as you can.

@ActuatedGear 2 жыл бұрын

SPEAKING OF PODCASTS!!! Have you been listening to Distractible?

@PerpetuusTenebris 2 жыл бұрын

Me every time the motor hit redline: "MARK TURN DOWN THE THROTTLE!! TURN DOWN THE THROTTLE MARK PLEASE!!!"

@PerpetuusTenebris 2 жыл бұрын

@@damienwlf572 You right 😂

@breadbaron42 2 жыл бұрын

Mark: This is a relaxing game Also Mark: 6:53

@UpbeatGoth 2 жыл бұрын

The way Mark got more and more pissed about other people's opinions about mowing lawn I think is the scariest I've ever seen him get.

@angelgamer3846 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I agree, Mark's great and I still enjoy watching him. But personally as someone who has troubles with hearing people especially men yell, it made me nervous. Not blaming Mark it's just scary like you said.

@kitsuneelie9133 2 жыл бұрын

Lolol not nearly. Watch some of his old vids like "getting over it" 😩 this is a cakewalk compared to the legitimate hellfire rage he had going on.

@UpbeatGoth 2 жыл бұрын

@@kitsuneelie9133 oh I know, I remember vividly 😱

@koravel 2 жыл бұрын

Mark: Aah. This brings me back to the days of cutting my mom's lawn. Me: You mean when you used your teeth to cut each blade because you were too poor to buy scissors to cut the lawn with?

@stellardreamrocket 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@bunbun4889 2 жыл бұрын

Lots Of Laughts

@jammindragon1812 2 жыл бұрын

More like used nail clippers

@virtualsoran 2 жыл бұрын

yeah my immediate thought was "Your mom had a riding mower?? But the poverty meme!"

@Dangertitz 2 жыл бұрын

The character development for this lawnmower guy is better than most CW shows.

@pikachu_is_cute1 2 жыл бұрын

You mmmmmember?

@pootmahgoots8482 2 жыл бұрын

11:45 Mark's dog in a different room: "I feel a disturbance in the force."

@l3g0b0y6 2 жыл бұрын

Mark: "Last stop on the road of simulator games" Me: X to Doubt.

@YelloWool 2 жыл бұрын

I'm getting worried that Mark may be addicted to simulator games...

@Chubbyunicorn60 2 жыл бұрын

Stfu furry. I'm just kidding, I luv ur vids wool. Keep up the great work

@Annasdreaming 2 жыл бұрын

I'm worried I may be addicted to watching

@SnarkyRogue 2 жыл бұрын

This is all to tease 'Markiplier Simulator' which he'll announce in January for a Holiday 2022 release window

@painfullyaverage6949 2 жыл бұрын

Oh hey you finally got verified by youtube

@gamar356 2 жыл бұрын

@Lightbreaker i know you are waiting for a response and i shouldnt, but let me remind you that commenting increases mark's youtube stats

@01000001a 2 жыл бұрын

When you were talking about mowing the flowerbed at 18:55 it reminded me of when I use to mow my parents lawn as a kid too. Except I was a jerk, I suppose. My dad told me to avoid a small tree that started growing on its own in the middle of the yard because he liked it. I intentionally ran right over it for fun. My dad's a good sport though, so I'm still alive today surprisingly.

@lotrdude13 2 жыл бұрын

I still mow my grandparents' lawn each week, and sometimes our lot which we're trying to get rid of. Going in stripes is far more efficient, for the most part, though it doesn't really matter. It really is one of those tasks that is just tedious enough but not so terribly boring that you can just lose yourself in your thoughts for awhile and go on autopilot.

@C.Sharpe 2 жыл бұрын

Stripes are easier with a push mower too... That's pretty much the only advantage of a push mower though 😅 👍

@silentxphoenix7188 2 жыл бұрын

6:56 what I imagine would happen if I ever questioned my dad's lawnmowing skills

@N30NF43 2 жыл бұрын

Pfft-

@chuckporter9526 Жыл бұрын

We're serious about this kind of thing! Because we can't all be race car drivers, can we... (quiet sob)

@reydragonclaw1128 2 жыл бұрын

Mark: **sobbing hysterically** Captions: _ah, such lovely _*_MUSIC_*

@R4GiNGPSYCHO-- 2 жыл бұрын

@тαρ мє αи∂ ѕєχ ωιтн мє Charlo I thought u were a booty bot but you made an actual comment, are u paid to advertise it?

@snort_crack 2 жыл бұрын

19:55 idk why but that jumpscared the fuck out of me

@Lian3795 2 жыл бұрын

Mark trys his best to dodge turtorials every day. Im so glad he was actually able to play with one for once!

@littlemisslostboy2263 2 жыл бұрын

Dee: *literally just existing* Eef: finally… a worthy opponent…

@fluddsan1144 2 жыл бұрын

Our battle will be legendary

@menacebadge417 2 жыл бұрын

who are those people

@majortritone 2 жыл бұрын

@@menacebadge417 Dee is what Mark named his character in the video above. Eef is a nickname for Ethan (AKA CrankGameplays) that he came up with for himself in an episode of [redacted channel] where they messed around with Hooked on Phonics.

@DTorto 2 жыл бұрын

@@majortritone memento mori

@8-bittim419 2 жыл бұрын

*E Intensifies *

@dmanshow5175 2 жыл бұрын

Hearing mark say "I am the vehicle" makes me want a lixian animation of mark pushing himself as a lawnmover

@elijahthompson5520 2 жыл бұрын

@Aria Penelope if your a Christian, I'm the pope.

@cfnature5 2 жыл бұрын

Mark: immediately starts with the chute facing the wall Me, a landscape worker: 😬😬😬

@themaxterz0169 2 жыл бұрын

I honestly love seeing mark play things other than scary games more.

@Ntx_MrE 2 жыл бұрын

17:21 lessons learned, pressure washing = deep philosophical appreciation for the little things in life, almost Zen style. Lawn mowing = remorse for where life is at now vs what it could have been. Good to know! Thanks Mark

@R3IMYSS 2 жыл бұрын

7:05 - Amy in the other room: "Ah yes, Mark showing his fans how much he loves them."

@brandonhigel2334 2 жыл бұрын

11:44 - Chica in the other room: “I shall poop in the neighbors lawn”

@mr.dawson5889 2 жыл бұрын

As someone who spent the summer mowing grass, I found this video to be a roller coaster of emotions

@ThatGirlMintz 2 жыл бұрын

PLEASE MAKE THIS A SERIES!! I NEED IT! 😩😩

@drewp.wiener1105 2 жыл бұрын

“This brings me back to my days of cutting my moms lawn” he says as he bumps into bushes.

@tearez13 2 жыл бұрын

he never said he did a good job cutting his mom's lawn...

@26mic5 2 жыл бұрын

I make extremely entertaining videos . I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

@janpavel1441 2 жыл бұрын

@@26mic5 enjoy your one way trip to africa bro

@Wampa842 2 жыл бұрын

Everyone that's ever mowed grass has done that. Slamming the mower's front into the bush is way less effort than doing it """"properly"""" and moving the branches.

@AdamIqball 2 жыл бұрын

Mark: calls company and player "d" instead of the letter that comes right after it *"We were on the verge of greatness, we were this 👌 close"*

@mrdontentre5534 2 жыл бұрын

Ah,"d" the best

@sleepysparrow7971 11 ай бұрын

I love how we make chores into games. Mowing, powerwashing, being a hand, ffs lmao But we eat it up because Markiplier is amazing :)

@captainamb87 3 ай бұрын

5:57 OH NO… HES ENJOYING IT………

@samanthasoriano4188 2 жыл бұрын

I can’t imagine what Amy thinks when mark is like “oh yeah I’m gonna go record lawn mower simulator” and then hears him screaming profanities at the top of his lungs moments later. I’m sure she’s used to it at this point but how used to that can you really get

@Foreststrike 2 жыл бұрын

Why do I hear existential dread?

@samanthasoriano4188 2 жыл бұрын

@@Foreststrike I’m always just kind of in a state of existential dread

@Foreststrike 2 жыл бұрын

@@samanthasoriano4188 Same here, I was more referring to Amy in this instance.

@laurynl2416 2 жыл бұрын

This is basically just Mark letting us know via simulator games, that he is in fact, becoming an old man 🤣 and there ain't a single thing wrong with it

@somecollegekid4425 6 ай бұрын

Jesus Christ, lawn mowing simulator becomes Millennial Simulator at about the 16:30 mark

@LHyoutube Жыл бұрын

2:06 - Total Homer Simpson voice when you shrieked 'OOOOOOH!' 😂

@xixcl 2 жыл бұрын

Markiplier has quite literally played a plethora of simulator games and is probably capable of doing any job in real life now professionally.

@26mic5 2 жыл бұрын

I make extremely entertaining videos. I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

@eu.mesmo.godofredo414 2 жыл бұрын

wait till he plays dictator simulator...

@averyriley3186 2 жыл бұрын

@@eu.mesmo.godofredo414 oh god no

@KyleHarrisonRedacted 2 жыл бұрын

"Uh oh. I'm enjoying myself" Exactly how I felt playing some of these little slices of real life simulator games meant for a relaxing less stressful time

@sugrrracid 2 жыл бұрын

I just love how genuinely aggressive he sounds in the outbursts

@itzpickles2861 2 жыл бұрын

mark is probably the only person who can make a lawn mowing simulator entertaining

@czjaka15 2 жыл бұрын

I don't like how much I can relate to Dee's existential crisis.

@Julian-hh3yp 2 жыл бұрын

*Dee's who?*

@boxed_in4357 2 жыл бұрын

Dee’s trademark burgers!

@hypedupdemon 2 жыл бұрын

I got a label maker for an early birthday present today and got really excited. Then I realized how lame I've become

@poolside-pirate 2 жыл бұрын

The beginning was funny but the “praise jesus” part made me actually laugh, because it’s so specific and true

@a.b.cooper4807 2 жыл бұрын

I laughed but then realized that if the guitar was a little more muted, the music is almost exactly like the music my church plays for the announcements.

@curatorinator9156 2 жыл бұрын

nice pfp

@LordVader1094 2 жыл бұрын

Unless it's a Catholic or Orthodox church lol

@josephandashlynmcfatridge4966 2 жыл бұрын

Legit. Memories from going to a Baptist church suddenly came rushing back lol. So glad to be Presbyterian now 👍

@divinebeef8660 2 жыл бұрын

@@josephandashlynmcfatridge4966 Baptist gang right here

@zeldacrafter4578 2 жыл бұрын

how the frick does mark start doing a bit and then proceeds to make you want to hug him and say it's going being ok in a matter of seconds

@justaviewer4288 Жыл бұрын

Makes me sleepy watching Mark mow the lawn. I think I can peacefully go to sleep while hearing Mark mow the lawn

@jjfranz2000 2 жыл бұрын

“I feel like I’m going to a finance meeting or praise Jesus” truer words have never been spoken

@kimarna 2 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@toothpastemanreal 2 жыл бұрын

As a Christian I felt this quote deep in my soul.

@nanosanimations8705 2 жыл бұрын

@@toothpastemanreal nice

@hotdogshake4764 2 жыл бұрын

the accuracy of what he said tho

@seanmetzer9575 2 жыл бұрын

I died laughing when he said that. Then I came back to life just to post this.

@snazzydwarf8487 2 жыл бұрын

“I feel like I’m about to go into a finance meeting or praise Jesus” knowing mark he’s probably doing both at the same time just to prove that he can

@26mic5 2 жыл бұрын

I make extremely entertaining videos. I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

@eu.mesmo.godofredo414 2 жыл бұрын

what about a praise meeting about financing Jesus?

@juliahart8593 2 жыл бұрын

And with that, you've just unlocked the average daily routine of a Republican official, save for the blatant disdain of anyone different from him. It's never a her or a them.

@Joecraft02 2 жыл бұрын

@@juliahart8593 Congratulations, you made it political, way to ruin the fun! 😁

@eu.mesmo.godofredo414 2 жыл бұрын

@@juliahart8593 huh?

@charlesstewart5559 2 жыл бұрын

This reminds me of the lawncare company I used to work for. Hard and tiring work, but mowing was very calming

@sanctionedmeat8578 Жыл бұрын

8:24 I shit you not my neighbours actually have a lawn roomba. They set up little sensors around their lawn so it doesn't go past the boundary's. Shits actually wild

@LeafyReuploads 2 жыл бұрын

18:49 Mark: "Oops, sorry about that" Also mark: "IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT"

@Gloobly 2 жыл бұрын

“honey, the mowing guy is crying again!”

@epgamer1145 2 жыл бұрын

It’s just the allergies

@Yung_Ianis 2 жыл бұрын

Honey the mowing man is also screaming how you cannot have a opinion

@iamthesenate2244 2 жыл бұрын

I watched this video when taking a break from studying. This is highly entertaining material.

@westernsky667 2 жыл бұрын

Usually what I do when I cut the grass is cut the perimeter because we have a lot of curves and then do straight lines along the width of the yard

@tre1084 2 жыл бұрын

"Well if there's ONE thing the Germans know, Its beer, and suspensions, sauerkraut, and precision engineering." -Markiplier 2021

@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet 2 жыл бұрын

My German blood saluted.

@elisabethboning3147 2 жыл бұрын

And Bread! Don't forget our endless bread Repertoire! I mean, we're literally well-known for the world's most bread-types.

@LurpakSpreadableButter 2 жыл бұрын

And whatever happened in 1945

@phantasticdrago230 2 жыл бұрын

Isnt sauerkraut polish?

@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet 2 жыл бұрын

@@phantasticdrago230 it's delicious. That's all that matters.

@carterstevenson6009 2 жыл бұрын

POV: You draw back your curtains and look outside to check the progress of your lawn and find Mark sobbing to himself quietly while reminiscing about his past.

@woodsendragon4772 2 жыл бұрын

coming from a person who's bi-weekly sometimes weekly mow was 2 hours with a ride mower, the loop-around strat seen at 17:54 is quite useful if implemented properly :]

@Fossil08 2 жыл бұрын

Yessss. You do the circles and have the wheels follow the lines. This is the way mark

@ozz1759 2 жыл бұрын

This worried me, because I remembered how he couldn't harvest a straight line to save his life in the farming simulator with Bob and Wade xD

@tj_2701 2 жыл бұрын

On top of that, he is mowing in the WRONG direction. I question if has actually mowed before lol

@tweenytwinkies 2 жыл бұрын

@@tj_2701 i mean he says he used to mow his moms lawn, probably not very well but i mean its just grass

@karleejm3779 2 жыл бұрын

@@tweenytwinkies to my dads it’s anything but just grass

@kittenmagician7416 2 жыл бұрын

As someone who did groundskeeping for 5 years, cutting the grass diagonally like a baseball field is by far the most satisfying

@arlynnecumberbatch1056 2 жыл бұрын

"theyre timeless you know timeless just like my memories. the memories of the past you know and how i look back on all of them and i can remember fondly when i had joy in my life. not that i dont have joy now, why would i not have joy now?" me probably