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I get asked a lot about whether being a practicing attorney is like being a lawyer on TV. I love watching legal movies and courtroom dramas. It's one of the reasons I decided to become a lawyer. But sometimes they make me want to pull my hair out because they are ridiculous.
Today I'm taking a break from representing clients and teaching law students how to kick ass in law school to take on lawyers in the movies and on TV. While all legal movies and shows take dramatic license to make things more interesting (nobody wants to see hundreds of hours of brief writing), many of them have a grain of truth.
This is part of a continuing series of "Lawyer Reaction" videos. Got a legal movie or TV show you'd like me to critique? Let me know in the comments!
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@LegalEagle 4 жыл бұрын
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@milenam756 4 жыл бұрын
Did you hear the one about a lawyer who didn't give a shit about pandemic and went skiing, didn't self-isolate and made a lot of people sick? No? Never mind....
@osmosisjones4912 4 жыл бұрын
I've been meaning to ask your opinion on Bill Cosby's second trial. Information was bared to PROTECT the accusers crediblity 😩. And the deposition was surprisingly unsealed .if defense was prepared they could have brought up the the affects dosage and common use of Quaaludes . And page 135did you give these Quaaludes to women with out their knowledge. That is the question you have been instructed to answer. To witch he answered no
@JBC352 4 жыл бұрын
Lawyer A: Objection! Argumentative. Lawyer B: Objection! That’s our entire existence.
@jvosshere8042 4 жыл бұрын
@@milenam756 didnt bother to read the description that this was recorded before quarantine?
@thetruthhasbeendeterminedt742 4 жыл бұрын
You give free legal advice to almost 900,000 people fairly often 😂😉
@eblckmn 4 жыл бұрын
Client: He died of natural causes Lawyer: It says he was thrown off a roof Client: So, naturally he died
@coriolass 4 жыл бұрын
Gravity is indeed a law of nature, though I'd like to see it repealed.
@englishmotherfucker1058 4 жыл бұрын
what is man but a part of nature?
@Seydaschu 4 жыл бұрын
@@coriolass OBJECTION! Gravity is a theory, not a law!
@Seydaschu 4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of one of my favorite scenes from the crazy computer game "Harvester". *at the crime scene, the body on the bed is nothing but a bloody skull and spinal cord* Ditzy Mother: "Was it suicide?" Sheriff: "Off the record, I'd say no. This appears to be natural causes." You: "Natural causes?" Sheriff: "You can't live without a spinal cord, son. Ain't nothing unnatural about that."
@matthhiasbrownanonionchopp3471 4 жыл бұрын
@@Seydaschu *COUNTER* *OBJECTION*: gravity is described by the theory of gravity but by all intents and purposes it is in fact a law
@tyrant-den884 3 жыл бұрын
"Yeah, I killed him." "SO YOU ADMIT YOU ARE GUILTY!?" "Nah, I don't feel bad about it at all."
@no_name_for_no_one7466 3 жыл бұрын
Me:"Yea i killed him" Lawyer: "so you plead guilty" Me: "In yellow stone national park Aidaho"
@TheEndernal 3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@HollsHolls 10 ай бұрын
Lucifer (the Netflix show): up to heaven you go then i guess!
@kerbalkitsune7638 3 жыл бұрын
Two lawyers come into a restaurant and order sodas. The waiter takes their order but then suddenly the lawyers take out sandwiches. Waiter: "Sorry, but you can't eat your own food here." Lawyers look at each other and exchange their sandwiches.
@alabastergiant 3 жыл бұрын
@Lu Cheng The joke is that lawyers love finding loopholes.
@andy56duky 2 жыл бұрын
@@alabastergiant sir, this is a Wendy's drive though...
@ninjaolive4136 2 жыл бұрын
Good joke 👍
@TyePansa 2 жыл бұрын
Lol nice joke
@RabblesTheBinx Жыл бұрын
And this is why we actually say "you can't bring in outside food or drink".
@egonhomes 3 жыл бұрын
We had a term in the IT industry which applies to my current industry (Real Estate) and the legal industry as well: "You don't pay a mechanic to turn a screw. You pay a mechanic because he knows which screw to turn."
@brandonhey7797 3 жыл бұрын
So, basically, you don't pay a lawyer because they know law; you pay a lawyer because they know what law to use?
@boonsaplenty3924 2 жыл бұрын
@@brandonhey7797 Yep, basically. Plus they know procedure, have professional contacts and a working knowledge of the court system (there's always more fees and forms than you think there are).
@random_person_i_guess 2 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately there’s a limit to a mechanic’s abilities, they may know how to turn a screw but they can’t fix a person with a screw loose
@cheesecakelasagna 2 жыл бұрын
We had this in art school too! But more about how clients thinking the lesser time spent on project should mean lower price. (Paraphrased because sleep deprived at the moment) "It takes years to learn how to draw quick."
@thebonesaw..4634 2 жыл бұрын
@@cheesecakelasagna -- I worked in the field of paintless dent repair (I was an estimator/sales guy... the guy you first talk to on a claim drive). The insurance companies HATE paying out more than they have to... so, over the years, they worked with the repair companies to develop repair manuals that give a specific time for repairs, mechanical as well as body/paint (known as "Mitchell Manuals"). Paintless dent repair is outside the scope of those manuals. Further... we work catastrophes, which means the repair technicians have to drive all over the country, pay for their own hotel rooms and food, not to mention apprentice for years and pay for tools which cost thousands of dollars. Most of the insurance agents who work these kinds of catastrophes understand this, plus... paintless dent repair is almost always cheaper than traditional repairs (and, when it isn't, traditional repairs are used instead). However... there's always one or two local insurance agents working a catastrophe who do not understand this. I was working a claim where we had a technician in the building doing repairs, when I noticed a local insurance agent eyeing our technician very closely. The tech was repairing a door that we had estimated for $125 (I think it had 4 or 5 quarter sized hail dents in it). The tech finished all four dents in under 10 minutes (and the repair was perfect, with no visible sign that any damage ever existed - this tech was a master craftsman). But, the second he was done, the agent came sliding up to him and asked: _"How many dents were in that door?"_ *"I think about five..."* _"And how long did it take you to repair them?"_ *"Oh... I'd say 10 minutes or so."* _"Don't you think that $125 for only 10 minutes worth of work is price gouging?"_ The technician then, in a move that he had obviously done before, offered to hand his dent tool to the agent and said... *"You try doing it..."* And that was the end of that...
@Kylora2112 4 жыл бұрын
"Don't give people free legal advice!" Sounds like legal advice, Your new client
@johannesmajamaki2626 4 жыл бұрын
Heck yeah! Now I've got some legal representation to back me up!
@kunstderfugue 4 жыл бұрын
That's why he's got a disclaimer in the description every time :)
@syyneater 4 жыл бұрын
But my Facebook lawyer said his disclaimer is invalid! ;-}
@Wertsir 4 жыл бұрын
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
@Raz.C 4 жыл бұрын
@@Wertsir Does that mean that every mathematician is a Sith |?| Edit - In case you didn't get it, here's a link that explains it: www.eduplace.com/math/mathsteps/7/b/
@RuskePerson 4 жыл бұрын
Lawyer: You can't just use Google to defend yourself in court! Doctor: You can't just use Google to diagnose yourself! Programmer: ...
@idiosyncrasy7703 4 жыл бұрын
"Your google search is different from my google search" -that one meme I saw the other day
@nfspbarrister5681 4 жыл бұрын
Programmers, did you see what you've done? I hope y'all proud of yourself!?
@AntonAdelson 4 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment, op!! I guess only software engineers will understand !
@englishmotherfucker1058 4 жыл бұрын
@@AntonAdelson currently somewhat of a hobbyist, it still hits rather close
@mainomai 4 жыл бұрын
DenverCoder9 has many secrets that they do not share.
@Oklahomarailfan. 3 жыл бұрын
“You can’t fix stupid” one of the most true statements ever
@sergeikulikov4412 Жыл бұрын
Yep, let's throw away the whole education system and let the Natural selection do it's job?
@iambicpentakill 11 ай бұрын
You can fix ignorance though, and people often mistake one for the other.
@austinestep8461 9 ай бұрын
@@iambicpentakillunfortunately you can only fix ignorance if the person (or yourself) is willing to try to fix it.
@davidforthoffer9180 2 жыл бұрын
When I worked at Adobe, an attorney from Legal gave a short presentation. One point he made was to never delete emails relating to lawsuits. For one thing, end users could not actually delete emails anyway; they remained on the email server. For another, it made it harder to determine who read what when. He said the WORST thing was to send out an email saying, “Delete the previous email I sent you.”
@fartnloud7411 7 ай бұрын
Was that in Terra Linda? my friend worked there.
@davidforthoffer9180 7 ай бұрын
@@fartnloud7411 San Jose
@shakurasender5583 4 жыл бұрын
Broke: why did he break quarantine? Woke: he recorded this a week before quarantine started *BESPOKE:* He's hiding from the virus in his secret Lawyer Bunker ™️ and doesnt want people suspecting anything.
@Inviting1word 4 жыл бұрын
Logic: 100
@Estarile 4 жыл бұрын
I thought this was his porch
@mr.haroldthetoaster6263 4 жыл бұрын
Estarile it’s clearly a bunker. Don’t let it fool you! 😈
@Inviting1word 4 жыл бұрын
@@Estarile illusion: 100
@TedSeeber 4 жыл бұрын
Except for the fact that the quarantines started 3 weeks ago and the Level 4 Travel Ban went into effect a week ago.
@theresisty7122 4 жыл бұрын
"Everybody hates lawyers until they need one." -My very sweet and awesome uncle who is a civil attorney.
@azrael_war_schon_vergeben6810 4 жыл бұрын
So what I hear is that you need a lawyer.
@daviesdavies538 3 жыл бұрын
It's so interesting bc I'm from Australia and it's not as litigious over here, lawyers aren't hated on as much. We hear the hate memes but don't feel them like those in the states do
@SavageGerbil 3 жыл бұрын
Addendum: They resume hating when it comes time to settle the bill
@skipfred 3 жыл бұрын
I hated my lawyer before, during, and after needing him
@qawsedrftgvxplob 3 жыл бұрын
We shouldn't need them.
@666Vampirefromhell 3 жыл бұрын
Lawyer: *says the wrong name during examination* Opposing council: "I'm about to ruin this guy's whole career."
@daytonenloe2926 3 жыл бұрын
“Don’t be a gunner” Me who literally argues for fun: *sweating profusely*
@kanevivi 3 жыл бұрын
And I like to ask questions so I can learn!
@RasmusVJS 3 жыл бұрын
I guess there's a difference between having a liking towards debating and needlesly arguing.
@DoctorKidemonas 3 жыл бұрын
The difference between arguing and debating is that in an actual argument, you're going to cool down three hours later and regret what you said
@deathslide8 3 жыл бұрын
I just like to challenge people's ideas/beliefs regardless if they good or bad. I also love to challenge people's knowledge just to see if i can convince them otherwise again, regardless if they're right or wrong xD
@fleon4115 3 жыл бұрын
@@deathslide8 yeah I think he meant you. Don't be like that if you don't want most people to hate you
@MedlifeCrisis 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for dressing down for this one so I didn't look like a comparative hobo
@johannesmajamaki2626 4 жыл бұрын
Must say I didn't expect to see you here... I just watched some 43 minutes of your snarky Q&A a day or two ago!
@creshiell 4 жыл бұрын
Time to use his Indochino referral codes and stock up, next time you'll outdress him lmao
@r.j.penfold 4 жыл бұрын
I was staring at that skeleton for way too long before I realized what was wrong with it.
@mramazing502 4 жыл бұрын
I totally saw this and couldn't stop my smile when I noticed the skeleton! 🤣
@2pnordics928 4 жыл бұрын
You look like Mr. Bean.
@AtarahDerek 4 жыл бұрын
Alexander Hamilton: -Was a literal gunner -Was a lawyer -Would absolutely argue anything with anyone -Got shot for it. By another lawyer.
@hyperhare0624 3 жыл бұрын
And that is why, among other reasons, HE is on the ten dollar bill!
@Moonmoon-ws6jo 3 жыл бұрын
Yaaayyy
@Peaman42 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, that's basically politics in America!
@DeathnoteBB 3 жыл бұрын
By his frenemy even! And apparently Burr didn’t intend to shoot him fatally, he was just that bad of a shot.
@jadenhernandez5109 3 жыл бұрын
in result: a total badass 😎
@HTFWSFWWE Жыл бұрын
As for the autopsy meme, I always interpreted it as the doctor saying that the patient's brain was in a jar on their desk to mean that the person died from something horrible and the brain had been removed from the body during whatever caused the person's death and was gathered up with the body for hospital transportation, not that the doctor started the autopsy with the brain extraction.
@KeenanCasey 3 жыл бұрын
Oh My god I felt the one about the pissing off the Judge and waiting for your turn. I had this happen in traffic court for a ticket for tailgating and the guy right before me pissed off the judge over a very similar one. The judge was spitting nails enough that I just apologized to him and said "No Contest" when he asked me why I said flat out that the last guy was aggravating enough that I don't feel it would be worth either of our times for me to argue for myself. On the plus side he thanked me and knocked the fine down to the minimum.
@r0bw00d 3 жыл бұрын
LAWYER: Request permission to approach the bench. JUDGE: Granted. LAWYER: [leaves the courthouse and enters the nearby public park]
@swine13 3 жыл бұрын
"I first passed the bar at the age of 18. And I've passed it in 17 states." _(flashback to me, dancing on a bar a lá coyote ugly, drunk out of my mind yelling "I WiN!... no.. _*_hic_*_ no... I said IIIIIIiiiiiiiiIi wiN..!")_
@user-jd1qb5dw3g 3 жыл бұрын
Me: a gunner Him: dont be a gunner Me: I will argue with you on how I cant stop being a gunner
@fallenolympian9860 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-jd1qb5dw3g yo literally. I argue and ask questions cause I wanna and I'll fight Devin
@karenl6908 3 жыл бұрын
JUDGE: * Thinking * Man, I wish I could do that!
@kagemushashien8394 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-jd1qb5dw3g I'm a sniper, I observe what I'm about to argue, bring enough info aka ammunition, and snipe the weak spot
@janet6421 4 жыл бұрын
"It's not important how many times you fall down, it's how many times you get back up." "Sir that is not how field sobriety tests work."
@angie1480 4 жыл бұрын
BWAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lunchboxlewis2495 4 жыл бұрын
Made my day thank you.
@Milesco 4 жыл бұрын
Okay, that was funny.
@vashusan1984 4 жыл бұрын
Most excellent. Had me rolling.
@zameliz 4 жыл бұрын
That was absolutely brilliant :'D
@mr-cactus1519 3 жыл бұрын
"A gunner is someone who won't shut up. Don't be a gunner." Damn bro I wasnt expecting to be personally covered in gasoline like that
@WorldWeave 3 жыл бұрын
“Skeleton may not be medically accurate” lol
@valcant940 4 жыл бұрын
3 things i learned from LegalEagle: 1. Everything is illegal 2. All of your favourite shows and films are wrong 3. The bailiff WILL tackle you !
@davis.fourohfour 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone is a criminal. How many times have you speeded?
@zzav2345 4 жыл бұрын
@@davis.fourohfour just because you "did" it does not mean you are guilty ....
@snowfloofcathug 4 жыл бұрын
Never give free legal advice
@davidstruck8109 4 жыл бұрын
Except for My Cousin Vinnie and The Rainmaker, they're the only ones.
@37thraven 4 жыл бұрын
@@davis.fourohfour Yep, when you think about it.. Big Bang Theory is pretty mainstream, and the whole Sheldon gag is that he's too by the book, when no one else on the planet is that rigid. Petty laws are just deterrents to get us plebes to do it less.
@LegalEagle 4 жыл бұрын
I recorded this weeks ago before coronavirus isolation! Geez, read the description!
@casuallyceltic 4 жыл бұрын
Pin this comment!
@notdaveschannel9843 4 жыл бұрын
To be glass half-full, if everyone read the fine print there'd be less work for lawyers!
@dmr-vh4cc 4 жыл бұрын
7:01 - The quote is from the book “Disorder in the Court” by Charles M. Sevilla. I haven’t read the book, but maybe it includes more context, a disclaimer about truthfulness or any information on where the quotes are from? Might be worth checking out. :)
@LegalEagle 4 жыл бұрын
@@HisameArtwork Try looking at the very first line.
@cmdraftbrn 4 жыл бұрын
but its my job to jump to conclusion! lol
@Norplinger 3 жыл бұрын
That "brain in a jar" meme was one item on a list of hilarious court exchanges compiled by American court journalists in the 1980s, long before Internet memes were a thing. It was sent to my mother, who was a journalist in Ireland at the time, by fax, and I believe it did the rounds of newspaper offices. I believe all the exchanges were genuine, though I have no evidence to support that. They would have been taken down verbatim, in shorthand, by print journalists, and it was quite common for journalists to share funny stories this way; they made a sport of composing funny songs and poems about them during slow news days. If you want to find the source, I would start with US court journalists over the age of 60.
@headcanon6408 3 жыл бұрын
7:20 I love how he just never addresses the fact that the skull and pelvis are switched
@MissesSaschaMSP 2 жыл бұрын
He did
@ehmolekkkkk 3 жыл бұрын
that remember me of a joke, a dude find a magic lamp Genie: ´´you have 3 wishes´´ dude: ´´i wish a world without lawyers´´ Genie: ´´done, you have 0 wishes left´´ dude: ´´but you said 3 at the start´´ Genie: ´´what you gonna do? sue me?´´
@AbRas644 3 жыл бұрын
I found this reply in another video:- Genie: Sue me Dude: ok In court: Judge: Guilty of all charges Genie: but I didn't have a legal trial, i need my attorney Judge: Since you made all lawyers dissappear, you are having a legal trial. Genie: back to lamp I guess.
@Tenshi6Tantou6Rei 3 жыл бұрын
@@AbRas644 Actually the judge wouldn't exist because the judge is also a former or practicing lawyer lol
@MrUmakemelaff 3 жыл бұрын
@@Tenshi6Tantou6Rei Maybe it only included practicing lawyers.
@mynames7664 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrUmakemelaff wouldn't work then he'd just find a disbarred lawyer to work for him and nobody would fight it as everyone who would is a practicing lawyer
@if7723 3 жыл бұрын
@@Tenshi6Tantou6Rei Unless they're not. Don't have to be a lawyer to be a judge.
@sharonsomers5342 3 жыл бұрын
Objection! When a corpse has been in an accident that included a partial decapitation, the brain and head would be transported to the autopsy in separate containers. It would be perfectly normal to have the brain and upper head in a Ziploc bag that was then transferred to a clear jar in the lab, waiting its turn to be processed. This happened often for motorcyclists before helmets were law.
@lairdcummings9092 3 жыл бұрын
I've picked up bits of a motorcyclist @ 2AM. You're not wrong.
@gplor5259 3 жыл бұрын
@@lairdcummings9092 Please tell me more
@lairdcummings9092 3 жыл бұрын
@@gplor5259 dude had gone up a ramp at speed, hit some gravel. His bike went straight into the Jersey Rail, and stopped instantly. He didn't. Long and short of it; open-face helmets will not save you if your face comes down hard enough into a concrete rail.
@kohlrabe1709 3 жыл бұрын
@@gplor5259 Yeah.. it happens quiet a lot with motorcyclists. Even regular helmets, if they don't really fit, are prone to opening skulls instead of absorbing the shock. The brain can just plop out of the broken skull when you take of his helmet, then. Not that the motorcyclist cares anymore.
@neliaferreira9983 3 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment. If not found, i would have written it myself.
@samuelbarber6177 3 жыл бұрын
One thing I’ve learned from LegalEagle: The Bailiff will tackle you!
@fiyero51 2 жыл бұрын
Ever since he said that I've been wanting to see that happen.
@sararose1688 3 жыл бұрын
Me: a minor and also a woman Also me: you’re right, I do deserve those boxer briefs
@soundpreacher 4 жыл бұрын
Favorite lawyer joke: A doctor is at a party, and tells a lawyer that people are always asking for free medical advice. The lawyer says he'll give advice and then mail a bill. The doctor says he'll try that. The next day, the doctor finds the lawyer's bill in the mail.
@Wellch 4 жыл бұрын
soundpreacher he didn’t ask for advice, he just made a comment
@seanurbik2689 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@hadoukan722 4 жыл бұрын
Yep, I was stumped
@sallyjrwjrw6766 3 жыл бұрын
@@Wellch when the doctor said he'll try that turns it into advice
@OgedeiKhanOKOK 3 жыл бұрын
@@sallyjrwjrw6766 depends where you draw the line...being given free advice is not the same as asking for it haha
@VulpeculaJoy 4 жыл бұрын
Objection: If the autopsy meme was refering to a case where the victim's brain was not removed by the coroner but (most likely) by the accused, it might have been already sitting in a jar before the autopsy formally began. It is therefore that the meme may not be guilty of medical meme malpractice necessarily. Unless more evidence is submitted I plead not guilty.
@Cevalip 4 жыл бұрын
Was thinking the same thing!
@karma6574 3 жыл бұрын
This needs more upvotes
@bitkumiiii8680 3 жыл бұрын
@@karma6574 i cant up vote it its at 69 sorry
@malaineeward5249 3 жыл бұрын
My exact thoughts during the entire medical bit
@HafdirTasare 3 жыл бұрын
I tend to believe in this contingency.
@bardofhighrenown 2 жыл бұрын
"If I were to purposefully and intentionally give you legal advice, that would make you my client and I am ethically bound to represent you." Ah yes, I see lawyers still work on the time honored and immemorial tradition of the 'Jinks and Leprechauns' method of establishing binding contracts.
@rhonafenwick5643 Жыл бұрын
All you have to do is say "LegalEagle" three times and suddenly he's your counsel!
@gerritvalkering1068 5 ай бұрын
I know it sounds like a joke because it has 'ethical' and 'lawyer' in the same sentence, but he's serious
@dan438 3 жыл бұрын
I have a female lawyer friend. She once came in for an appointment with a client and the client gave her a look of "when is my lawyer going to get here". The client didn't say a word, but my friend was heartbroken.
@ridgeculp 3 жыл бұрын
LE: "I am currently wearing these boxer briefs, but obviously I can't show you." Me: *Motion to compel discovery. *
@emrt8023 3 жыл бұрын
I support this.
@salenebrom6476 3 жыл бұрын
🤦♀️👏🏻
@KaityKat117 3 жыл бұрын
I second this motion
@erilassila409 3 жыл бұрын
Seconded!
@CriticalTechReviews 3 жыл бұрын
Motion sustained
@kaijenson7949 4 жыл бұрын
Prosecution: How could the victim possibly shoot himself? Defense: Allow me to demonstrate.
@mikaelleonbriones6356 3 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: That attorney who shot himself was a former memebr of the House of Representatives and he a buddy of Edwin M. Stanton (and that Stanton boi will go on to become Abe Lincoln's Secretary of War, but you already knew that, did you?)
@apandamanda1552 Жыл бұрын
As a child, I had a superiority complex and a strong urge to argue about literally anything and everything, no matter how big or small it was. Every adult in my life told me I needed to become a lawyer
@Vesta_the_Lesser 3 жыл бұрын
"someone is pissing off the judge before your case" probably one of the best pieces of advice I was told in college (not a law student) was that "judges are ego maniacs." The slightest bit of impertinence can piss them off and bring down harsh consequences (fines, bias against your lawyer, just bad stuff). One of the few useful things I remembered.
@aaronthomas6155 2 жыл бұрын
When the traffic court judge calls your case personally, when usually the clerk calls cases, and he addresses you by first name only (ex: Aaron, get up here. It's your turn)....you know you've been there too many times....and you're in trouble....
@ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io 4 жыл бұрын
Lawyer dies and is sent to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter says, "Wow, you look good for a 100-year-old." Lawyer says, "I'm 68." Saint Peter says, "Not according to the hours you've billed for..."
@laurene988 4 жыл бұрын
Lol, this is funnier than anything in the video
@Jartran72 4 жыл бұрын
Wasnt this joke in the lawyer jokes video? I am 100% certain is was.
@ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io 4 жыл бұрын
Jartran72 Probably. It’s an old one. My father told it to me in 2003, but it’s much older than that.
@CosmicFrenzy 4 жыл бұрын
Description: Recorded before quarantine Everyone: OMG why would you vacation during the quarantine?!
@stefanforrer2573 4 жыл бұрын
well, if there's noone else on the slopes, it's technically still a quarantine...
@TedSeeber 4 жыл бұрын
Except intelligent people went on quarantine more than a month ago.
@kunstderfugue 4 жыл бұрын
@@TedSeeber Even smarter people have been on quarantine since graduation :p
@jlkjlkjkljklj9162 4 жыл бұрын
@@kunstderfugue Why weren't they on quarantine since high school, the selfish pricks?!
@ImNotACatLawyerButIPlayOneOnTV 4 жыл бұрын
@@jlkjlkjkljklj9162 pshaw, I've been quarantined since I was born
@kaboomsihal1164 2 жыл бұрын
"When you graduate Law School you will know nothing but that won't prevent your friends and family from asking for your advice" It's really not surprising so many people compare law students to med students.
@tamoroso 8 ай бұрын
Who also shouldn't be giving medical advice...
@TeflonBilly426 3 жыл бұрын
If the dead person had suffered a catastrophic head injury, then the brain matter could have been ejected from the skull and been collected in a separate container at the scene.
@demonxkiller1 4 жыл бұрын
Legal Eagle: *Shows up to Court* The Judge: "Why are you wearing only underwear??" Legal Eagle: "Oh but you see... these are Mack Weldons."
@lukasperuzovic1429 4 жыл бұрын
T3h Judge: Ooo Mack Weldons, carry on then console
@charliebaker1613 4 жыл бұрын
"Your Honor, these are my legal briefs!"
@user-yq7hd9wg5o 4 жыл бұрын
Drop the photo evidence pls
@Coldheart322 4 жыл бұрын
@@charliebaker1613 Thanks, you broke me.
@happycamperds9917 4 жыл бұрын
I’m waiting for the debriefing. ;)
@badpritt3845 3 жыл бұрын
Not a meme, but a true story: Years ago some where in Germany. Old experienced lawyer wants to lecture a law student (me). He pointed at a document on his desk. Explained that this was a document from the Public Prosecutor General of the Federal Court of Justice. Showed to me the black, red and gold cord that was attached to the document and the national coat of arms that was imprinted. Told me about the significance of the document and was lecturing me about respect and honour etc. Then he hit his mug and drowned the whole document in coffee.
@selenefloatingwcrld4541 3 жыл бұрын
Like, intentionally?
@shifukoala5543 3 жыл бұрын
I get severe anxiety just reading this, is the document is fine?
@logankrohn1472 3 жыл бұрын
@@shifukoala5543 Laminating power
@DeathnoteBB 3 жыл бұрын
@@selenefloatingwcrld4541 Something about the story being about respect says no, it wasn’t intentional
@martinapassaggi6058 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my GOD that made me laugh so hard... Rip to that document though
@xyrildanmanuel783 3 жыл бұрын
"... for keeping legal eagle in the air and helping me look fly" first sentence in and i'm already wowed
@magicsteve5523 3 жыл бұрын
The “just because you did it doesn’t mean you’re guilty” one is like something Saul Goodman would say
@jakepullman4914 4 жыл бұрын
Objection: The body could have arrived at the morgue with its brain in a jar. Serial killers be weird yo.
@matthewmccallion3311 4 жыл бұрын
How do we know it was his brain though? 🤔
@Hyoujin-Rei 4 жыл бұрын
Here is another idea, it coould have been that the body had been recovered from an accident in which the body was subject to a severe trauma which cracked the skull open facilitating the brains of the subject to scape its cavity owing the momentum of the body then the brain and the body were recovered inependently from the site of the accident and sent to the coroner in order to complete the investigation of the accident. This might have happen when a car goes over someone in the road, in a factory or construction if people ignore the safety standards, a helicopter crash or... Jason chopping the skull
@paysonschacherbauer4592 4 жыл бұрын
That was what I was thinking too.
@louiscypher4186 4 жыл бұрын
@@Hyoujin-Rei I like to think it was second autopsy, just because it makes the whole thing more ridiculous.
@anjhindul 4 жыл бұрын
@@Hyoujin-Rei sadly, as much as your Hollywood education is serving us all good laughs, the human body just does t work like that. Now the serial killer idea is 100% plausible... Jeffrey Dahmer comes to mind actually
@sim.frischh9781 4 жыл бұрын
That "Gunners" character reminds me of that one joke about engineers. "Discussing with an engineer is like mud wrestling with a pig, after several hours you notice, the pig ENJOYS it."
@Hc2p3n4t4rp 4 жыл бұрын
youre not wrong
@lemongrasseyelids 4 жыл бұрын
As someone with two engineers as parents, I can say that yes, this is true.
@James-ro7rx 3 жыл бұрын
yep..........sadly sounds right.....
@cobusleroux2169 3 жыл бұрын
as an engineering student... i do not argue against this point.
@SelectHawk 3 жыл бұрын
I would argue that most topics become interesting to you if you study them in enough depth. Medicine, engineering, science, math and humanities topics like law and philosophy. If you don't find aspects of it interesting, you are probably terminally incurious.
@MagnumCarta 2 жыл бұрын
"The Blue Book is stupid and I wish it'd die" Kelly disliked this video.
@LordRunty 3 жыл бұрын
I feel 31 so much, even though I never touched Law school. Literally before my 1st week of med school, I had some members of my family asking me medical advice. Cause that's how it works right? You get accepted and it just starts unlocking all the hidden knowledge in that field... And the weirdest part? Going to a doctor is free here anyway.
@aaronthomas6155 2 жыл бұрын
It's no different for mechanics.... I can't even get lunch without someone asking me for advice about their car....
@lyndsaybrown8471 Жыл бұрын
Taxes...and I don't even do individual income taxes.
@dietgregcash 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, my best friend's family member is the reason the Togstad act is in place and a huge reason for lawyers saying THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE lol. Essentially his aunt wanted to sue a doctor for malpractice, told the story to a lawyer who said she had no case.. (they were wrong) and then when she found out later they couldn't sue due to the timeframe and she should have --she sued the shit out of the lawyer and won. 😂
@AusFirewing 3 жыл бұрын
My favourite 'not legal advice' disclaimer has to be "This is not legal advice. It it were, it would be preceded by a bill."
@aaronthomas6155 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite disclaimer from a lawyer is "This is not legal advice, but I'd advise you to consult a lawyer"
@JohnPruden 3 жыл бұрын
Wild that we literally see the moment when Devin learns about Vallandigham, whom he eventually makes a video about.
@francestauzer2652 2 жыл бұрын
I have a new definition of insanity: hearing the "Introduction to Property Law" is a book that will make you cry (& why it will), & thinking "I want to read that" [:/]
@TheDjbz 3 жыл бұрын
Objection: The brain was in a jar because that’s how the body was discovered before being taken to autopsy
@nogoat 3 жыл бұрын
Well, you are not wrong.
@KnitzyKitzy 3 жыл бұрын
Indeed.
@no_name_for_no_one7466 3 жыл бұрын
You didn't hear it from me but it was me all along
@Taeerom 3 жыл бұрын
Furthermore, the line of questioning was not actually to shine a light on something, but to make a rhetorical point. The lawyer probably already knew all the answers. They just needed it to be recorded in the minutes or let it lead to another point.
@Sam-fq3bt 4 жыл бұрын
I’m not a doctor or biologist, but something’s off about that skeleton
@Taber01 4 жыл бұрын
definitely a male skeleton, he thinks with his d**k
@Lucifer666Est 4 жыл бұрын
What you are seeing is the miracle of birth
@wikinfei 4 жыл бұрын
thats a skeleton facebook lawyer talking out his butt.
@JeremiahDouglas 4 жыл бұрын
@@wikinfei well he does have his head up his own ass=)
@raikaresha5906 4 жыл бұрын
i guess yall have to eat from the bottom ... that kinda sound sexual...
@brentsaner 3 жыл бұрын
note that in #12, there is a slight error in the debunking. the doctor in the supposed transcript indicates the brain was in the jar *before* the autopsy. this could be the result of some sort of traumatic head injury in which the scalp and skull are partially removed/a case of partial decapitation, self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head, or the like.
@SafetySpooon 3 жыл бұрын
About to set a bad example: my husband went to look up precedents & I wrote up my own response to the state unemployment agency who was trying to deny me unemployment, & the judge actually asked me if I was a lawyer! Of course, I *so* have an MA in history, which is usually one of the paths to law school....
@zidanetribal1406 4 жыл бұрын
“I object!” “You’re out of order!” “No you’re out of order! This courtroom is out of order! The soda machine in the gym is out of order!”
@kitkitkatkit 4 жыл бұрын
Andrew Church General tip! If someone makes a reference, please try to avoid pointing out it’s a reference. It ruins the actual reference.
@templebrown7179 4 жыл бұрын
The gym is out of order... social distancing!
@code-dredd 4 жыл бұрын
If everything's out of order: use quicksort! -A Computer Scientist
@dgd109 4 жыл бұрын
Lock that Doc up, because that skeleton with the skull and pelvis flipped killed me
@LeScratch89 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like you got a bone to pick with this dude. I'll see myself out.
@dgd109 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t, I found it humerus
@floorburrito7176 3 жыл бұрын
14:30 that is the laugh of a man who is dead inside.
@locoloboxiii 2 жыл бұрын
I love your videos. That said, when our legal assumptions are based on fashion, there is a huge flaw in said system. What someone wears has ZERO bearing on their character and whether they committed a crime... and as long as the courts hold the opinion they do about fashion, justice has not been served fully yet. This needs to be bred, possibly beaten out of the heads of every single court employee, twice for the judges.
@godrickstockwell1505 4 ай бұрын
I read about a case where a person was on trail for breaking into someone's house. They came to court wearing a specific one of a kind tie that just so happened to be missing from that house. Another case the defendant was on trial for, I think, robbing a convivence store. Defendant showed up to court wearing a hoodie that was an exact match to the one being worn by the person on the store's security camera. Clothing choice matters but not the ones that people think.
@infallibleblue 3 жыл бұрын
Little did he know, reading the Latin words was actually reciting a spell. A portal opened up in my living room.
@edwardbo4666 3 жыл бұрын
Sorry, that was me, I opened the dimensional gateway in the wrong spot, was trying to go back to my bed, you know how typos work.
@wannabeasquid1138 3 жыл бұрын
Chuckle in Latin class
@athythsuthakaran8477 3 жыл бұрын
i bet its cos he mispronounced the decidere one
@scottwpilgrim 3 жыл бұрын
@@edwardbo4666 was it a case of accidentally swapping _meridiem_ and _meridianam?_ That happened to me. Tried to go to Disneyland but ended up in Mexico.
@edwardbo4666 3 жыл бұрын
@@scottwpilgrim nah, the location works on longitude and latitude, I just mistyped a number
@sunburntminds 3 жыл бұрын
Older cases have better facts "She's a witch!" "Why do you say that?" "She turned me into a newt!" "You look fine to me." "Well, i got better." The word of the people is in no way more truthful than the eye of a camera.
@Zeedijk2020 3 жыл бұрын
The words and the camera in this example belonging to Monty Python's Holy Grail.
@FiSH-iSH 3 жыл бұрын
monty python and the holy grail is the only good thing to come from humanity
@pegmay7209 3 жыл бұрын
@@FiSH-iSH Pie?
@katyungodly 3 жыл бұрын
Hearsay is the worst kind of evidence imo. The human brain is proven to be extremely unreliable at remembering things correctly
@ARUCARDFTEPES 3 жыл бұрын
@@katyungodly I'm no lawyer, but I believe hearsay is not evidence but testimony, even if admitted.
@davidljosheim3415 3 жыл бұрын
My father does his own legal reseach quite often and has won a few times. He actually won against the state attorney without a lawyer and the case against him was then dismissed. He's just a truck driver/machine operator.
@MikeIseman 3 жыл бұрын
As an MBA I object to that generalization that BSchool is all just karaoke and keg parties. Its also wine and cheese cocktail parties where we can act knowledgeable about wine even though we have no clue. Its excellent practice for consulting.
@nareh5312 4 жыл бұрын
"If you're watching this channel, you're probabaly an adult and you deserve to have nice boxer briefs." Me, a 14 year old female -.-
@PanthereaLeonis 4 жыл бұрын
Well, there are boxers for women, and they're really comfy.
@harbingerdawn 4 жыл бұрын
Boyshorts are boxer briefs in all but name, so you're still covered
@fooshiwen9488 4 жыл бұрын
well then, you deserve to have nice boxer briefs too
@Milesco 4 жыл бұрын
Chris Hansen walks in the room....
@tldoesntlikebread 4 жыл бұрын
I know a girl who wears boxer briefs because they're more comfy. Though I guess also that's where the probably comes from.
@fingergunaddict 3 жыл бұрын
Isnt the phrase "this isn't legal advice" itself legal advice.
@aaronthomas6155 2 жыл бұрын
Nope.
@elijahandrews7105 3 жыл бұрын
You know he’s a lawyer when he thinks a polo is athletic
@nigredoooalgown6245 4 жыл бұрын
The best part about being a lawyer is when your client start confessing to stuff no one asked them about.
@nfspbarrister5681 4 жыл бұрын
....the sarcasm.. ouch
@johnf1402 4 жыл бұрын
James: *looks at meme* James: Hehehehehehehehehehehehe.....he.....he James: SO THE JOKE IS
@Biden_is_demented 4 жыл бұрын
-What do you call ´100 lawyers in the bottom of the sea´? -A good start.
@madlad255 4 жыл бұрын
@@Biden_is_demented Oh god no... xd
@TheNinnyfee 3 жыл бұрын
The skeleton was hilarious! Top tip for small law firms: get great assistants and worship them. Appreciation for your staff is the asset big firms don't have.
@trianglemoebius 2 жыл бұрын
No, get great paralegals and worship them. Paralegals are cooler. SOURCE: I'm a paralegal and you cannot prove I'm just saying this in the hope people will worship me.
@peterferrarotto8976 3 жыл бұрын
19:43 thank you for the free advice about legal advice! Guess that makes us all your clients now, huh?
@DonPeyote420 4 жыл бұрын
Objection: the brain may have been separated from the body before the body was delivered to the coroner's office, for example as a result of deadly injury.
@SinStar87 4 жыл бұрын
it's a transcript so should be available as public record and not that hard to find. Yet noone's posted a source that I've found.
@textexadecimal9340 4 жыл бұрын
Objection objection: How can you be sure this is the victim's brain? The murderer may have confiscated the brain and placed another at the scene of the crime.
@VulpeculaJoy 4 жыл бұрын
@@textexadecimal9340 Objection: Regardless of the brain's condition or person it belongs to, the way the meme is presented, it heavily implies that the patient was at least missing his/her brain and thus the punchline holds true.
@melodylightsahgasestarlight 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe the person died in an accident wherein his brain was removed and had to be brought in separately from the body?
@ptb1ptb2 4 жыл бұрын
Unless he was killed by the Brain Pickler it seems rather unlikely that the brain (and not just the head) was separated and in a jar.
@Quonzer 4 жыл бұрын
He looks like a bond villain at his ski resort lair.
@litigation_jackson 4 жыл бұрын
He called it the Eagle's Lair but its looking closer to the Eagle's Nest
@SCwirlify 4 жыл бұрын
Legal Eagle looks like a sociopath who only dresses from catalogues in compensation for lack of self. He handsome tho
@huehuecoyotl2 3 жыл бұрын
@@SCwirlify Dressing in high-end casual wear doesn't make someone a sociopath. And dressing from thrift stores doesn't mean someone is creative or has an amazing inner self or personality.
@fiddley 3 жыл бұрын
19:46 There's something wrong with the system when the outcome of a legal proceeding can be prejudiced by what has randomly happened in the minutes prior to a hearing. This is literally life changing stuff and Joe Defendant might be having a real bad next 20 years because the judge didn't like the ice cream he had for dessert.
@sarahlaurent62 2 жыл бұрын
This is an old comment but I'm pretty sure that this mostly if not only apply to civil cases where prison time cannot be issued as criminal cases are not ruled by a judge but by a jury of peers and each jury only hear one case
@aaronthomas6155 2 жыл бұрын
@@sarahlaurent62 Actually, that's not entirely accurate. Even a criminal defendant has the right to forego a trial by jury and simply leave their fate to a single judge....at least in some states anyway.
@Palimbacchius Жыл бұрын
As Alexander Pope put it, "The hungry judges soon the sentence sign, / And wretches hang, that jurymen may dine." Of course, that was 1714.
@ladykoiwolfe 3 жыл бұрын
Brain in a jar: the autopsy might not have begun yet and the brain could have been outside the body due to traumatic head injury or a really sick killer. Meaning...it could have arrived at the coroner's office in that condition.
@thormaster06 3 жыл бұрын
Hello, former medical examiner here! I had a suicide victim on my table once and a considerable amount of this persons brain was in fact in a jar before autopsy even started. So the meme could be true from that perspective. P.S.: Now that I think about that I did not check for pulse, blood pressure or breathing!
@tetronadionoxide5275 3 жыл бұрын
uh oh somebody almost had a zombie problem
@aaronthomas6155 2 жыл бұрын
So....how can you be so sure the "victim" was actually dead?
@SraTacoMal 3 жыл бұрын
My mom, at the beginning of her law career: "Never become a lawyer." My mom, 20 years later: "Definitely become a lawyer."
@Karinafing 2 жыл бұрын
I love hearing him and Dr.Mike laugh at these memes 🤣
@melissa133012 3 жыл бұрын
"We're really hating on law students today and I love it!"
@valerieprice1393 4 жыл бұрын
Me: a gunner Him: dont be a gunner Me: I will argue with you on how I cant stop being a gunner
@M50A1 4 жыл бұрын
Perish
@mushroup 3 жыл бұрын
i just have a lot of beliefs crammed into my tiny body and i need to express them 🥺
@rohar8964 3 жыл бұрын
I'm being the biggest gunner in this mock trial course that i'm doing XD
@l.f.8741 3 жыл бұрын
So meee😬
@IrvingIV 3 жыл бұрын
I am not a law student or a lawyer, but I am indeed a gunner, i kinda just like it.
@mysteryshrimp 3 жыл бұрын
10:57 "business school is 2 years of keg parties and karaoke." There are plenty of classes to take, too. Classes like: Don't do anything stupid 301, and Everything you do will be discovered eventually (honors).
@noesunyoutuber7680 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds to me like a lot of people flunked that last one and still got enough credits to pass.
@skateata1 3 жыл бұрын
In regular school we used "the little brown book" for MLA citations. Ironic since a different format of citations is commonly used in science citations.
@camiblack1 3 жыл бұрын
Seeing if anybody noticed the pelvic-cranial transposition and the fact that in a meme review on legal memes, our good doctor made a medical joke on the level of the infamous IT PEBKAC OR ID10-7 error. (Usually its rectal-cranial transposition or inversion)
@mw3609 3 жыл бұрын
"You can't fix stupid" Teacher: Am I a joke to you?
@MrGoesBoom 3 жыл бұрын
Education can remove ignorance but it won't necessarily make someone smarter. The first is a function of knowledge the second is a function of being able to think/use that knowledge
@katie_me 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrGoesBoom I agree. Ignorance is simply a lack of knowledge, stupidity is having knowledge and choosing to ignore it anyway. Ignorance can often be corrected, but stupidity is here to stay.
@pegmay7209 3 жыл бұрын
A teacher fixes Intellegence not Wisdom.
@Spacemongerr 3 жыл бұрын
@@pegmay7209 Well, you can fix that by just putting extra points into wisdom at level 4, 8, 12, 16 or 19.
@gordonlekfors2708 3 жыл бұрын
learn to meme properly, dude :c
@beacool3538 4 жыл бұрын
“I have done my own legal research and have determined I need a lawyer”
@MorgaineRiddlePrince 2 жыл бұрын
The crying book question, someone wrote the name of a physics book, and then the author commented "tears of joy no doubt". Love the sarcasm he was able to throw back there.
@ingewidya4724 3 жыл бұрын
10:54 I couldn’t agree more Had a brother that graduated from business major for 2 years in China and 2 years in UK. All i heard from his mouth is travelling, working (part times), and spending money. I never heard him said anything about how hard his class is or his colleges and professors 😒
@DissedRedEngie 4 жыл бұрын
Lawyer: my client is innocent Judge: your client bragged about cutting off the balls of the victim and published pictures of the victim's testicles on a frying pan covered in bbq sauce on twitter. Lawyer: well, you see. There's this program called photoshop.
@TheCinderfang 4 жыл бұрын
And as you are aware your honour, people lie.
@thebonesaw..4634 3 жыл бұрын
7:03 - When I was in the Navy, there was an accident involving a sailor who bent over to pick something up behind a helicopter. This sailor had apparently forgotten that things like rotors exist on the tail end of these machines. When he stood back up, his head went straight into the rotor, which destroyed his helmet and cut a perfect rotor blade sized hole into the top of his head. He was killed immediately. We knew this because the pressure of the impact sucked his brain completely out of his skull, through a slit that was only about an inch or so wide. His complete brain (or, at least, a large portion of it) lay there a few feet from him. So, this is one incident where I can imagine an autopsy starting with the brain in jar, separate from the body. And, while this type of injury is extraordinarily rare, it does provide some evidence that there are perhaps other accidents which could cause a similar injury.
@miokujou 3 жыл бұрын
As someone who's about to finish BS Accountancy and is being pushed by my family to become a CPA Lawyer, I want to thank you for indirectly persuading me to NOT go to law school lmao
@anurruti 3 жыл бұрын
"...therefore, I'm ethically bound..." that's the best joke of all that video.
@mars_mayday 4 жыл бұрын
*LegalEagle:* If only I had someone to offer their medical expertise... *Me:* DOCTOR MIKE?!?!? [a pure bean with an adorably mismatched skeletal system appears] *Me:* Surprised, but not disappointed!
@SpicyCannoli 3 жыл бұрын
My reaction exactly!
@AshantiLuvMe 3 жыл бұрын
I LITERALLY thought the same thing. Lol
@chrisj4288 3 жыл бұрын
saaaame I was totally expecting Dr. Mike, but hey this dude's not bad
@incompleteriver770 3 жыл бұрын
A surprise to be sure but a welcome one
@anonanumerical367 3 жыл бұрын
I was staring at that skeleton uncomfortably the entire time
@matthewmccallion3311 4 жыл бұрын
"We lawyers feel like we are characters in Amadeus." (1:55) Get back to me when you have to wear a wig and gown to court 😂 Sincerely, a barrister from Northern Ireland
@diktatoralexander88 4 жыл бұрын
You have to do that there?
@Ramboost007 4 жыл бұрын
@@diktatoralexander88 I believe British lawyers have to
@grsimpson3957 4 жыл бұрын
I think the Canadians do it as well
@matthewmccallion3311 4 жыл бұрын
@@diktatoralexander88 Yep, we do. And in answer to other comments, all barristers (but not solicitors) in the UK, the Republic of Ireland and numerous Commonwealth countries (among other countries) wear them
@Canada1994 3 жыл бұрын
One of my favorites is the Robot Chicken Star Wars Password where someone is getting Admiral Akbar to say "Trap". The last clue was "You don't want to get caught in one" to which Akbar said "Small claims court".
@Heisenbug311 3 жыл бұрын
Is "Meme review" actually trademarked by pewdiepie or is that a joke I'm reading too much into?
@sarahmorris4575 2 жыл бұрын
I also have this question
@user-dr8yh6mv7o 2 жыл бұрын
@@sarahmorris4575 a joke
@sarahmorris4575 2 жыл бұрын
@@user-dr8yh6mv7o thank you lol
@bandersnatch9793 4 жыл бұрын
7:54 OBJECTION! Skeleton IS medically accurate, but only for lawyers.
@alansmithee419 4 жыл бұрын
You mean they have their heads up their *****?
@MGSsancho 4 жыл бұрын
@@alansmithee419 nah, some have sh** for brains
@LeScratch89 4 жыл бұрын
Could be both.
@lich109 4 жыл бұрын
And politicians.
@bretsheeley4034 4 жыл бұрын
Well... technically for guys they do often have a head there.
@adrs1380 4 жыл бұрын
“Skeleton may not be medically accurate“ And me trying to figure out what kind of alien was that.
@naturalimagesbyadam 4 жыл бұрын
Its a lawyer skeleton. the head and ass are interchangeable LMAO
@benjaminmiddaugh2729 4 жыл бұрын
I enjoy that the disclaimer comes along after juuust enough time for an observant person to be heading to the comment section.
@dxjxc91 3 жыл бұрын
Meme 32 reminded me of a time I was in court for a traffic ticket and the judge was working his way down the citations list alphabetically. My last name starts with C, but like 6 people in a row in the Bs and Cs failed to appear, so the judge decided to start doing reverse alphabetical. Great. Oh but it gets better, because eventually the judge gets bored with traffic tickets so would break them up with various first appearances etc. Long story short, I was there for 3 hours.
@catrap5287 2 жыл бұрын
2:18 that's just every school
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