reply if you’re here before youtube turns the comments off!! also why is everyone mad about the thumbnail 😭

"P" not being "POTTAH" is a disgrace

I love how almost every single letter was an iconic line

0:39 this line of the boy never gets old, it became a legendary verse.

"You and your bloody chicken" I LAUGH SO HARD EVERY TIME I HEAR THAT

“My father will hear about this!” was the best line by Tom

"Ah its killed meh, its killed meh!" And "mY fAtHeR wIlL hEaR aBoUt tHiS" and "reading? I didn't know you could read.. Hm." Are some of my favorite lines 😅

I love the part where for “O” u put the letter around Crabbe’s head🤣

“Reading? I didn’t know you could read” one of my fav lines, he sounds so legit😂😂😂

0:53 the best quote in the series

Kinda disappointed that P wasn’t for “Pottah” but very good for everything else.

I love how dramatic he is though 💀 it's funny and he really did deserve that role

"You and your blOody chicken" always gets me😂 That and "It's killed mEh, it's killed mEh!🤣

tom is such a good actor; made me so annoyed by his character 🤣

Harry Potter: I dont give a damn of what your father thinks Malfoy: *nYaH*

1:10 seriously underrated line. And then I love how it's followed up 'Madam pomfrey says I could've lost my arm, wasn't possibly anything I could do about it' in the great hall a couple of scenes later. Love that movie

"Reading?! I didnt knee you could read" was improvised line by Tom Felton, and one of the best in the series 🤣🤣

i didnt even notice you left some of the alphabets out 💀

I waited the whole alphabet for: 'S' is for "Scared, Potter?". Sad it was'nt included.

I’m sorry. But Y had me wheezing 😂 “You and your bloody chicken” -Draco Malfoy Best line ever 😂😂😂

Can we take a second to dwell on how it hits randomly how much his character changes half blood prince onwards - the way he speaks , I mean it's no longer childish snarky remarks, it's still him but he's so dark

You and your bloody chicken always gets me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Draco saying he didn't know Goyle could read with the most genuinely confused face ever gets me every time

Draco is sooooo dramatic when it comes to the phrase “MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS”

✨It's killed meh, it's killed meh✨ Such an iconic line 💅😩

When ever I arrive at school I'm like "IT'S KILLED MEH IT'S KILLED MEH!" Me when I get home from school "Training for the ballet POTTAH"

“It’s killed me, it’s killed me!” Gets me every time 😭🤣

"Hogwarts what a pathetic excuse for a school." Let's see ghost haunting the halls, one is a teenage girl haunting the boys bathroom, a giant snake is under said bathroom, murder tree in the courtyard, dangerous creatures are literally in the woods right outside, evil wizards constantly get in without any background checks, kids have access to magic roofies, kids have access to instant death spell, kids willingly enter in a tournament where people can easily die and people cheer, kids who play a sport that can easily end up playing a game for entire week, one house literally sleeps near the dungeons and are perceived evil while another is always perceived as good, special treatment for Gryffindor, and a stairwell that can easily make kids trap forever. Yeah Malfoy is right Hogwarts is the worse school ever.

I wish Felton reacted to this

Y is for " You filthy little mudblood "

"it's killed meh! it's killed me!" was hands down my favorite

The “Nyah” made me laugh non-stop😂

It should've been: W is for: "Wait till my father hears about this!"😂😂😂😂

“It's killed meh”

0:52 Fun Fact: The line "Reading? I didn't know you could read" wasn't actually in the script, he came up with that on his own

Harry might be famous when the show just released and after that a bit but now Draco is just slaying and being favor by a lot of people 😂

P should have been “PoTtAh” disgrace

I love this 👍 amazing content.. as always 😩

Tom is a amazing actor I laughed my soul out when Tom said my father will hear about this

You probably could have used Quididch for Q and Voldemort for V. I’m sure he said those names at some point or at least mentioned the Quidich cup and I think he mentioned how Lord Voldemort gave him a ‘special’ task to kill Dumbledore.

When my sisters used to harm me l said "wait till my father hears about this " one of my favourite lines by Draco

Z coulda been that scene from chamber of secrets where he's being dramatic in the hospital wing and just put 'ZzZ' lol

For P, you had the PERFECT FREAKING OPPERTUNITY TO PUT EVERY SINGLE CLIP OF EVERY TIME DRACO SAID POTTER

Thank you so much I wanted to know the alphabets!!😃👏🏼

I thought I would be for "Is it true you fainted?"

“YoU aNd yOuR bLoOdY cHiCkEn”💀

”It’s killed me, it’s killed me!” is so iconic

I love how you put all this together it was really classic and funny.

One change I’d make “P is for pottah”

It could be funny if we used little kid Draco and added him in the what u look like when u grow up and see what it dose to his attractiveness

"Its killed meh!, its killed meh!"= best 💕Draco💕 line

0:42 NYAH KILLED ME 😂💚

"you and your bloody chicken" i love this line so much. so so much

pov: u r trying to think why p is not POTTAH

Draco: I didn’t know you could read? Then read a sentence to me. Crabbe/Goyle I find it hard to tell: Alr, I once had a friend called… Draco: YOU HAD FRIENDS

I love Draco💚

“*yOU aNd yA bLooDY cHiCkEN*”

Wow, that's very good and cool ❤️

The “ooOoOoOoOooOo” was too hilarious 🤣

As for Q, has draco ever say quidditch? And for the rest, maybe u can look up for draco spelling some spell?

Lol my favourite is M - My father will here about this! Bc it’s iconic

Haii i luv the vid good job

This is perfect good job

THE N HAD ME DYIN NYAH!

M este litera din numele meu, iar fraza mea preferata spusa de Tom Felton(Draco Malfoy) începe cu litera "M" Fraza este "My father Will hear about this!"

OMG SO GOOD I LOVE IT

0:56 Could not stop making me laugh

Why is this my life *why am I happy with this life*

OOoooooooooO

lol this is the best thing to brighten up my day!!

This sums up his character perfectly!😆

"My father will hear about this!" kkkkkkk Classic!

A: Alright there, Scarhead? B: Boys, I thinks it's time we teach Weaslebee how to respect his superiors. C: Come to see the show? D: DEMENTOR, DEMENTOR! E: Enjoy your ride back to London . F: Famous Harry Potter. G: Got yourself a girlfriend? H: Hogwarts, what a pathetic excuse for a school. I: IT'S KILLED MEH, IT"S KILLED MEH! J: Just say I don't see me wasting my time in Charms Class next year. K: Know what I mean? L: Last 10 minutes in this tournament. M: MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS! N: NYAH! O: oooOoooOOOoooOo. P: Pitch myself off the astronomy tower if I thought I had to continue for another 2 years. R: Reading? I didn't know you could read. S: She was dead before you could wipe the drool off your chin. T: Training for the ballet, Potter? U: Understand me? W: Weaslebee. Y: You're going to regret this. You and your Bloody Chicken.

"It's killed meh, it's killed meh!" I'm still laughing and the video ended minutes ago☠😭🤣

00:11 00:26 00:45 01:09 These are my favorite moments

lol I can’t stop laughing 😂

You really didn't just do "P" is for all the times he scowled "Potter" ?? Also, "N" was a bit of a cop-out, lol

"I didn't know you could read" "dementor ,dementor!!" 'Come to see the show" are my favorite lines

I shall teach my future children with this

Everyday morning in a bathroom: 0:27

"A is for Avadakedavra" Person who is watching the video: *dies* No more alphabets needed

Great vid❤

“You and ur bloody chicken 🐓 “ Got me wheezing 😂

Waiting for the reunion🔥

Q is for quidditch or Quirrell, V is for Voldemort, X is for Xenophilius Lovegood (Luna’s dad), and Z is for Zonko’s Joke Shop ☺️❤️🧙

0:54 it always make myself laugh when i hear tom's lines, because i know that he forgot them and improvised LMAO

"and your bloody chicken" That got me laughing on the floor idk why😂😂😂😹😂😂😂😂

I knew this would come up. “mY fAtHeR wIlL hEaR aBoUt ThIs!!!!!”

NOOOO P IS FOR POTTTTTTAAAAHHHHH

I lost it when he said “ You bloody chicken “🤣🤣

O is for"OoOoOoOoO" best line in all of harry potter

Did you know that he only got 30 mins of screen time all together 😢 I’m suing

ITS NOT A MISTAKE ITS A ✨MASTERPIECE✨

each line is such a mood

“This CLASS is ridiculous.”

i love her sm bro, shes the first thing on my mind when i wake up and fhe last thing on my mind when i go to sleep. i litearlly never stop thinkjng of her shes so perfect. shes my motivation to go out and do stuff and tk get througj tje dau. she’ll always have suxh a special place in my heart even if i never havw one in hers. she has me kicking my feet, blushing over the littlest things, her existence brings me so much joy omfgg. i love talkimg to her. i constantly talk abt her w mt friends. ill literally never stop loving her. shes the best thing thats ever happened to me. when we first met i wasnt too sure if we would get this far but i really did know that she were the one thag im gonna have by my side. shes there for when i need someone to talk to or let my feelings out. shes so impartoant to me and means a shit ton to me.

God he's a hilarious bully, I wish the rest were as creative as him.

His accent is so strong that's hilarious

ANd Yoh bLoodY CHIckEn Got me😂

Nobody: Draco Malfoy: mY FaThEr WiLl HeAr AbOut tHiS